The Krusty Kooch Chronicles: Season 1 COMPLETE

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Sauav3
    @Sauav3 5 лет назад +14754

    This has incredibly accurate voices and needs to be animated.

    • @Ch3ck3r3d
      @Ch3ck3r3d 5 лет назад +536

      I'm on it boyo

    • @Troll_vs.
      @Troll_vs. 5 лет назад +262

      @@Ch3ck3r3d this mad lad is really doing it

    • @Sauav3
      @Sauav3 5 лет назад +69

      Ziler Ten YES DO IT

    • @spooky694
      @spooky694 5 лет назад +65

      Squidwards is off but i expect him to fail at something

    • @iblame_darian
      @iblame_darian 5 лет назад +16

      You have 911 likes

  • @plant7789
    @plant7789 5 лет назад +5112

    Bruh you’re literally voicing everyone that’s talent

  • @srec4471
    @srec4471 5 лет назад +6479

    people gotta realise this takes place before spongebob came into the timeline

    • @ohitsstar1241
      @ohitsstar1241 5 лет назад +479

      This is after spongebob leaves bikini bottom

    • @Magnus_Deus
      @Magnus_Deus 5 лет назад +39

      @RevolutionaryGhost squishwhurred

    • @peridot675
      @peridot675 5 лет назад +139

      Cheeze Weeze, This is after Spongebob Commits Suicide.

    • @KingpinCarlito
      @KingpinCarlito 5 лет назад +66

      This is after spongebob snapped thanos into dust

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 4 года назад +10

      That actually makes sense

  • @teetrimino
    @teetrimino 4 года назад +4863

    Plot twist: He kidnapped all the Spongebob voice actors but Tom Kenny was the lucky one who escaped.

  • @graphitetailgrace3870
    @graphitetailgrace3870 5 лет назад +4121

    I love how he doesn't even bother to find a transparent PNG of a beefaroni can.

  • @liviciabattery
    @liviciabattery 5 лет назад +6419

    I love how the entirety of this takes up the length of a regular spongebob episode
    *and this is twice as engaging*

    • @accountinactive3206
      @accountinactive3206 5 лет назад +236

      Actually it's two episodes a 30 minute running has 2 11 minute episodes some are longer but it's usually 11 minutes

    • @WeegeeCool1
      @WeegeeCool1 5 лет назад +150

      2 episodes actually, each storyline is 11 min long, so this is actually a half hour special.

    • @ahumanrs
      @ahumanrs 5 лет назад +18

      2 epsode levin minut tenty2

    • @anthonyoliver418
      @anthonyoliver418 5 лет назад +8

      That’s what I thought.

    • @archer4648
      @archer4648 5 лет назад +4

      @@anthonyoliver418 who the fuck argues over this?

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover 5 лет назад +4190

    This should win an oscar. It's a masterpiece of entertainment.

  • @zues121510
    @zues121510 3 года назад +6836

    Remember, if Nickelodeon copyright strikes this, it's canon.

    • @pukewave69
      @pukewave69 3 года назад +157

      i would like to like, but its at 69 likes

    • @navyblued
      @navyblued 3 года назад +51

      @@pukewave69 eat ass
      Dont do if gey
      Unless same gender

    • @navyblued
      @navyblued 3 года назад +22

      @@pukewave69 *your fucked*

    • @yeboysalty8152
      @yeboysalty8152 3 года назад +23

      @@navyblued the fuck are you talking about

    • @galaxitera8216
      @galaxitera8216 3 года назад +63

      We COULD get it to 420 likes since we’re already past 69 likes

  • @prometheustheancient4052
    @prometheustheancient4052 5 лет назад +622

    "Hasn't stopped me in the past"-Patrick star

  • @KinglyPeasant
    @KinglyPeasant 5 лет назад +13852

    Someone needs to start a "reanimated" project for this video.

  • @StoopidsMario
    @StoopidsMario 5 лет назад +2071

    Really impressive that this much entertainment comes from pictures from another show with voices over it

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 5 лет назад +44

      Not really, its real easy to entertain internet users

    • @jerichosamurai
      @jerichosamurai 5 лет назад +28

      @@dimitriwarchief301 There's a reason they named you DIMitri instead of Dmitri like all the other kids...

    • @csec9291
      @csec9291 5 лет назад +21

      Venom Drake
      What the Hell are you talking about Dimitiri is the more common spelling, also that was a shit joke

    • @extremelydisgusteddog9346
      @extremelydisgusteddog9346 5 лет назад +3

      Venom Drake Don’t ever make a joke again.

    • @jerichosamurai
      @jerichosamurai 5 лет назад +6

      @@csec9291 Actually, no. The more common spelling is "Dmitry." "Dimitri" is a spelling that was done to adapt the name to English. "Dmitri" is the most common. Hence why it's the only spelling of the name that doesn't get flagged by spellcheck.

  • @xtraminty5868
    @xtraminty5868 3 года назад +1343

    I feel it's worst for Kraft to give me a mayonnaise ad after hearing Plankton screaming *"I'm Chumming!"*

  • @tantor5642
    @tantor5642 5 лет назад +5192

    this has made me forget about the existence of spongebob himself

    • @chiefdillington26
      @chiefdillington26 5 лет назад +186

      Can I hear your spongebob voice now

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 5 лет назад +39

      Who(?)

    • @StrawHatRain
      @StrawHatRain 5 лет назад +44

      Please inform me as to what the significance of your profile picture is

    • @CriminalGamingHimself
      @CriminalGamingHimself 5 лет назад +69

      He should do Spongebob post near-fatal smoking addiction. With a messed up voice like that we can have 'em in comrades.

    • @coreyneedssleep2801
      @coreyneedssleep2801 5 лет назад +2

      @@StrawHatRain Oh yeah yeah meme

  • @GamesPhobic
    @GamesPhobic 5 лет назад +4856

    How has no one quoted: "Please don't hurt me, i'm a registered sex offender and I need to get that expunged before I meet god"
    It seriously broke me.

  • @db_41000
    @db_41000 5 лет назад +4096

    The Krusty Kooch is my favorite series on Netflix

  • @Blueskyaboveall
    @Blueskyaboveall 4 года назад +815

    Person: i bet you can't make a giant spongebob themed sex joke
    Uncle al: watch me

  • @baconaterlover5399
    @baconaterlover5399 4 года назад +3210

    Plankton saying “IM CHUMMIMG” was too funny for a quarter to one RUclips session

  • @twisted_jinx1603
    @twisted_jinx1603 5 лет назад +3526

    I can imagine the Nut Bucket being closed for No Nut November.

    • @dangerboatsouth
      @dangerboatsouth 5 лет назад +54

      Maddie Lynch and then December comes

    • @commanderx995
      @commanderx995 5 лет назад +52

      *The people who could not go pass No Nut November through half of the month break into the "Nut Bucket be like: "HOPE THEY NEVER KNOW", but Plankton would know*

    • @Milkaholic76
      @Milkaholic76 5 лет назад +15

      No nut november is the only holiday for nut bucket workers

    • @east8369
      @east8369 4 года назад +11

      ok but the nut bucket being a secret nut sanctuary for no nut november

    • @hotrichrichardwatterson9517
      @hotrichrichardwatterson9517 4 года назад +4

      Closed due to lack of supplies

  • @MalakvsDrake
    @MalakvsDrake 5 лет назад +783

    almost pissed myself laughing at "Booty Bang Jr's" 🤣

    • @toxinking6249
      @toxinking6249 5 лет назад +6

      Same bro

    • @DerNomade1871
      @DerNomade1871 5 лет назад

      XD lost it after that part as well

    • @glassofwater281
      @glassofwater281 5 лет назад

      Lmfao I'm literally crying laughing

    • @montanajackson3713
      @montanajackson3713 5 лет назад +5

      “Huh? Oh no sorry, I was actually pointing at the place next to it.”
      “Super booty bang jr.’s?”

    • @beepbeep958
      @beepbeep958 5 лет назад +2

      Got your likes to 420. You’re welcome 😂😂

  • @Brey
    @Brey 3 года назад +78

    Squidward: GIVE ME ALL YOUR BEEFARONI!
    Fish: *I am a registered sex offender*

    • @vinyldash2333
      @vinyldash2333 2 года назад +2

      He Sam Pound, number one, apologizing for what he's done

  • @4Ph4ntom
    @4Ph4ntom 5 лет назад +7584

    Can’t wait to eat Chef Boyardee Beefaroni while watching this video.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 лет назад +194

      Yeah I bet ever since these videos came out the chef boy beefaroni sales have gone up.

    • @NapalmStrike802
      @NapalmStrike802 5 лет назад +18

      69 likes nice

    • @pikafanfan9405
      @pikafanfan9405 5 лет назад +50

      4Ph4ntom wow I actually haven’t eaten anything all day and boyardee sounds pretty good I rarely have it, thanks for the idea

    • @4Ph4ntom
      @4Ph4ntom 5 лет назад +11

      PikaFan Fan it’s pretty tasty too

    • @able.
      @able. 5 лет назад +4

      .

  • @SUTTYEA
    @SUTTYEA 4 года назад +2866

    It really puts everything together when you realize that uncle al put an entire spongebob series together without spongebob.

    • @SparkJex
      @SparkJex 3 года назад +35

      Yup

    • @krustykrabpizza00
      @krustykrabpizza00 3 года назад +137

      WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK

    • @lousr.8460
      @lousr.8460 3 года назад +9

      It is the krusty coochie chronicles.

    • @theopoldthegamer4284
      @theopoldthegamer4284 3 года назад +41

      It might be after Spongebob left town

    • @ninjabunny101
      @ninjabunny101 3 года назад +74

      @@krustykrabpizza00 the timeline where they didnt get spongebob back:

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 5 лет назад +3054

    The fact that SpongeBob isn't even apart of this series is kind of ironic

    • @amedotuniverse652
      @amedotuniverse652 5 лет назад +206

      His voice is probably really hard for this guy to do

    • @troglodyte3745
      @troglodyte3745 5 лет назад +86

      It's like a spin off series 😂

    • @FTMothman
      @FTMothman 5 лет назад +6

      brickfighter 14
      669 likes lol

    • @notasinglesouldead9396
      @notasinglesouldead9396 5 лет назад +5

      He is in season 2 tho

    • @Crinp405
      @Crinp405 4 года назад +2

      Yeah. Its not as high. Only the true voice actor can do it. Its almost considered a talent at this point

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 3 года назад +128

    I've only just discovered this series and I still can't get over how accurate Plankton's voice is....

  • @nightterror6727
    @nightterror6727 5 лет назад +2496

    This is the only SpongeBob spin-off series we need

    • @mavnol333
      @mavnol333 5 лет назад +108

      yes. we need 50 seasons of the krusty cooch chronicles

    • @_l4c
      @_l4c 5 лет назад +29

      you damn right btw Nickelodeon
      🏢⬅️🏃🏻‍♂️

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 лет назад +30

      Wait. This isn’t the original?

    • @jdog5563
      @jdog5563 3 года назад +5

      YES

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 3 года назад +17

      The spin off we are getting: Camp Koral
      The spin off we want: Krusty Cooch Chronicles

  • @Isaac_Inkcubus
    @Isaac_Inkcubus 5 лет назад +774

    Everyone: lost episode, squidward suicide
    Uncle AL: Squidward needs to B U S T a N U T

    • @junothelazywolf6346
      @junothelazywolf6346 5 лет назад +14

      Uncle AL: plankton needs to say how a thermometer through his asshole almost when the through his mouth

    • @femmefuntime
      @femmefuntime 5 лет назад +4

      JustZuul squidward suicide is technically canon in the spongebob multiverse now

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 лет назад +1

      IS THAT A NUT BUTTON

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 лет назад +1

      *pushes button*

  • @justsomedumbassontheintern6987
    @justsomedumbassontheintern6987 4 года назад +5029

    When my teacher left the room for a solid 30 minutes some kid put this on the smartboard for the whole class. So the Krusty Kooch Chronicles is in my English teachers youtube history. Thx Salazar

  • @shaunkoogler8827
    @shaunkoogler8827 4 года назад +714

    I bet good ol Steven Hillenburg up there is probably disappointed yet trying so hard not to laugh.
    Rip Steven Hillenburg

    • @Bushwick-to9up
      @Bushwick-to9up 3 года назад +8

      R.I.P

    • @cyandeoidre2375
      @cyandeoidre2375 3 года назад +10

      😔✊

    • @Doomsday4073
      @Doomsday4073 2 года назад +4

      R.I.P

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 2 года назад +21

      George Lucas really loved Spaceballs and it was his idea/permission to make the Family Guy and Robot Chicken spoofs.
      It's all in good fun. You can't make a parody of something you don't like.

  • @14thStreetProductions
    @14thStreetProductions 4 года назад +2539

    "HE'S SELLIN COOCHIE!"
    im gone.

  • @absoluteunit9538
    @absoluteunit9538 5 лет назад +1213

    Squidward is in this story line more than Spongebob, this is secretly the Squidward side series.

    • @WhoCares-wt7wi
      @WhoCares-wt7wi 5 лет назад +13

      Aren't you supposed to be dead, cowpoke

    • @joshuabennett8256
      @joshuabennett8256 5 лет назад +7

      Hello there

    • @joshuabennett8256
      @joshuabennett8256 4 года назад +2

      @The ProjectRoza Lol

    • @animationunknown2891
      @animationunknown2891 4 года назад +3

      They're actually gonna make one, that's what I heard, they're gonna put it on Netflix

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 4 года назад +4

      It was at this point I didn't even notice Spongebob wasn't in the video.

  • @Resecupss
    @Resecupss 5 лет назад +2117

    In some alternate universe, I can imagine Tom Kenny busting through Al’s front door being like “Okay, I know it’s impossible to do my voice. That’s fine. I’ll voice Spongebob for your shitposts”

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o 5 лет назад +76

      Viacuck owns the right to SpongeBob's voice, so he can't do that.

    • @Lanoman123
      @Lanoman123 5 лет назад +110

      @cian o *meanwhile someone who coincidentally sounds like Spongebob is sweating*

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 5 лет назад +17

      i can do a spongebob voice with 85% accuracy

    • @sirra2003
      @sirra2003 5 лет назад +27

      @@omarpikm2101 doubt

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 5 лет назад +8

      only his laugh.
      and it sounds shitty through a mic.

  • @TheKacer16
    @TheKacer16 4 года назад +497

    11:29 "He farted, right 'onto mi' balls!" You can clearly hear that he was holding his laughter so hard 😂

    • @keenan4795
      @keenan4795 3 года назад +12

      I lost my shit at that part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikehawk195
      @mikehawk195 3 года назад

      @@keenan4795 same

    • @yeahwhoiwannaknowye
      @yeahwhoiwannaknowye 3 года назад +2

      @@keenan4795 same I didn’t need to use the restroom after that

    • @tarkancerci2567
      @tarkancerci2567 3 года назад +10

      HE BROKE THE GENTLEMAN'S OATH! HE FARTED ON ANOTHER MAN'S BBBBBAAAAALLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!!!

    • @curlyhaircupid
      @curlyhaircupid 2 года назад

      @@keenan4795 SAME

  • @peanutbutterjellyfish5147
    @peanutbutterjellyfish5147 4 года назад +3833

    Stop saying it's better than the original.
    It *is* the original

    • @exelato5806
      @exelato5806 4 года назад +43

      *You're absolutely right!*

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +24

      iT's bEtTeR tHaN tHe oRiGiNaL!!!!

    • @1earedwolf
      @1earedwolf 4 года назад +6

      @@Belgenzijngeenras oh but it is

    • @fnln3011
      @fnln3011 4 года назад +3

      In that case, it's worse than the sequel

    • @adamkendig4659
      @adamkendig4659 4 года назад +1

      @@Belgenzijngeenras What in the fuck. Lmao

  • @vacri3831
    @vacri3831 5 лет назад +754

    1950's: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars.
    2019: The Krusty Cooch Chronicles

  • @Cosmic_man_productions
    @Cosmic_man_productions 4 года назад +1918

    I like to think that this is what squidward, Mr crabs, and everyone else used to talk before SpongeBob came to town

  • @rustystationwagon4030
    @rustystationwagon4030 3 года назад +57

    7:23
    "welcome to the salty splooge, how gay are ya?"
    I'm dead

  • @snowiiko
    @snowiiko 5 лет назад +659

    "Please don't kill me! I'm a registered sex offender and I need that expunged before I meet God!"
    A new sentence, and one that I adore.

    • @gregh4150
      @gregh4150 5 лет назад +15

      I like. Wiener, wiener, wiener I just love wiener.

    • @latinospammer8441
      @latinospammer8441 5 лет назад +7

      I tought it said "and i need to get that sponge before i be caught"

    • @fallscape1748
      @fallscape1748 5 лет назад

      @@gregh4150 ok what the fuck

    • @kirbdakirby8820
      @kirbdakirby8820 5 лет назад +2

      Marry me krabs!
      No
      Please??
      No
      Ok ;(

  • @deadboyudo4070
    @deadboyudo4070 5 лет назад +527

    "CANNED COOCHIE RULLLESS!!"
    --- Larry the Lobster

  • @raindbeowdsh420
    @raindbeowdsh420 4 года назад +4350

    every scene looks like an xbox profile picture

    • @DarethLover67
      @DarethLover67 4 года назад +74

      yes

    • @Zecxrity
      @Zecxrity 4 года назад +103

      Cuz everything is a picture

    • @universalisfan969
      @universalisfan969 4 года назад +208

      I hate how accurate this is. Take my like, have a good life, fuck you.

    • @mr.derpyface558
      @mr.derpyface558 4 года назад +19

      Underrated

    • @samsonglennon3823
      @samsonglennon3823 4 года назад +22

      Ooh now I will plage Xbox live for the original Xbox for 2 weeks mwa ha ha

  • @crazystar888777
    @crazystar888777 4 года назад +95

    Seeing Squidward give Patrick a LITERAL Krusty Nut is both disturbing yet hilarious 😂

  • @red_fixer
    @red_fixer 4 года назад +3512

    How this still is ad friendly is beyond me.

  • @SoulOfPower
    @SoulOfPower 5 лет назад +1923

    The perfect thing to binge everyday

  • @Horfact
    @Horfact 4 года назад +1567

    The thing that scares me most is the fact that this says season 1, inferring there will be a season 2. And that's the scariest thing.

    • @zanzeron4277
      @zanzeron4277 4 года назад +66

      Also the fact it says THE END (of the beefaroni saga)

    • @Shawno625
      @Shawno625 4 года назад +27

      Hes working on munkey kang vidadeos rn hes gonna keep making this series

    • @Boots43096
      @Boots43096 3 года назад +6

      Hell yeah

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 года назад +12

      Season 2 just got posted

    • @acatandacat8044
      @acatandacat8044 3 года назад

      There is 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳📷😳😳😳

  • @hazimirsyad7663
    @hazimirsyad7663 4 года назад +85

    This is just a talented man reading a cursed fanfiction

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 4 года назад +733

    These legit sound like the actual characters.

  • @sonicriccardi7575
    @sonicriccardi7575 5 лет назад +439

    I love how SpongeBob is never mentioned in the series, outside of the training video. I also love how expressive the series is in the shit it pulls off. This needs to be animated ASAP lol

    • @zombieevangelist9377
      @zombieevangelist9377 5 лет назад +5

      Is that Fuckbeak?

    • @goblin6037
      @goblin6037 5 лет назад +4

      He was mentioned by the Sex offender fish

    • @bro_i_don_know
      @bro_i_don_know 4 года назад

      @@goblin6037 no he said "...expunged before I meet god" he did not mention spongebob

  • @PichusGameGallery
    @PichusGameGallery 5 лет назад +315

    Spongebob's one line:
    *inhale*

  • @bethanyhayes5136
    @bethanyhayes5136 3 года назад +321

    Nobody:
    Uncle Al: “Yo what if the Krusty Krab was a brothel”

  • @The_Gidz
    @The_Gidz 5 лет назад +288

    16:07 I didn't even realize Spongebob wasn't present until this joke

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 лет назад +349

    "Season 1"
    So you're saying there will be *Season 2* ??
    *_I'll take your entire stock!_*

    • @jakeknapp6833
      @jakeknapp6833 5 лет назад +1

      Hey will you tell uncle al about my three comments and if he likes them also tell him to replie back to me please I am serious alright

    • @jakeknapp6833
      @jakeknapp6833 5 лет назад +1

      Also fourth one I also would put a fifth one okay

    • @jakeknapp6833
      @jakeknapp6833 5 лет назад +1

      Also my sixth comment okay

    • @jakeknapp6833
      @jakeknapp6833 5 лет назад +1

      Will you please tell uncle al about my six comments pleas wand if he likes them also tell him to replie back to me please

    • @jakeknapp6833
      @jakeknapp6833 5 лет назад +1

      Hey the series are like ytp right but still image parodies with gross and innapropriate stuff involve about the other characters form spongebob and it’s weird that plankton dates amazon Alexa after his wife dies and he date her

  • @Sudafedz
    @Sudafedz 4 года назад +736

    The Krusty Kooch Season Two: Yeast Infections

    • @ryguy4465
      @ryguy4465 4 года назад +14

      this calls for... r/cursedcomments.

    • @jaredsabatelli2459
      @jaredsabatelli2459 4 года назад +7

      21:16

    • @Sudafedz
      @Sudafedz 3 года назад +4

      I completely forgot about this comment

    • @martonk
      @martonk 3 года назад

      Oh please no xdddddd

    • @thoth7290
      @thoth7290 3 года назад

      weast infections

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 3 года назад +52

    Never in my adult life did i ever think i would hear Plankton utter the words "I'm chumming."

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 4 года назад +802

    “How was it for you, my dear wife Alexa?”
    “You never even made it in”

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 года назад +15

      Rip lol 😂

    • @dom1941
      @dom1941 4 года назад +13

      I hate to be that guy, but it’s “cylinder computer girlfriend Alexa,”

    • @officialconch
      @officialconch 4 года назад +4

      @@dom1941 thank you for being the guy. I didn’t want to do it but it’s been bothering me for 5 months

  • @Beanibirb
    @Beanibirb 4 года назад +2360

    This is literally just RUclips Poop but evolved

  • @LouisKingLouis
    @LouisKingLouis 5 лет назад +687

    *Heyuh, Can we expect a season 2 trailer drop before no nut November*

  • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
    @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 3 года назад +207

    I love how all the characters are still acting like they would in the show, but just if it was on Adult Swim or something. It’s even still kinda like seasons 1-3 somehow-

    • @thebluecactusstudiosmemory1483
      @thebluecactusstudiosmemory1483 3 года назад +11

      thats what i like about this parody, its weirdly nostalgic

    • @lotus_flower2000
      @lotus_flower2000 2 месяца назад

      i mean a good 70% of the scenes here are season 1 to 3.

    • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
      @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lotus_flower2000 Now if only there weren’t any images from Face Freeze in the videos…

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 5 лет назад +1461

    *"With or without lice?"*
    Jesus christ

  • @TheRealDell
    @TheRealDell 5 лет назад +417

    *_If you aren't eating Chef Boyardee whilst watching this, you need to._*

  • @Bunny19892
    @Bunny19892 4 года назад +995

    This man should be on Adult swim, i would watch it all

    • @Bunny19892
      @Bunny19892 3 года назад +36

      @Wakka Flocka i wasnt talking about spongebob i was talking about just him

    • @thenoobreturnz8968
      @thenoobreturnz8968 3 года назад +8

      Then these videos would've already gotten a lawsuit sped

    • @lennoxschmidt4020
      @lennoxschmidt4020 3 года назад +7

      Let's be honest, this is too good for them

    • @goodvibes2245
      @goodvibes2245 3 года назад +4

      We need dis man on adult swim

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 3 года назад +10

      @Wakka Flocka It could be argued that this is fair use since it's meant to be parodying the source material.

  • @nachofries3922
    @nachofries3922 4 года назад +59

    This series is so iconic, everyone needs to know about this series

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 4 года назад +3096

    When a raunchy parody does a better job portraying these characters then the actual show has been doing for years.

    • @power-upstudios794
      @power-upstudios794 4 года назад +92

      Sad but true

    • @spookykitty72
      @spookykitty72 4 года назад +109

      plot twist: season 6's last episode had thanos snap everyone to this universe instead after all the characters were making too many dirty jokes, and were replaced with 4 year olds.

    • @username7592
      @username7592 4 года назад +7

      Very true

    • @japanrocksgousa
      @japanrocksgousa 4 года назад +7

      For. Years.

    • @luckiestuser
      @luckiestuser 4 года назад +8

      @@spookykitty72 that’s too generous try season 4

  • @cameronhicks9452
    @cameronhicks9452 5 лет назад +253

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr Krabs sold Spongebob for 62 cents!

  • @RBPLAYSYT
    @RBPLAYSYT 5 лет назад +110

    "I just cant to seem to get anybody down to the nut bucket. and now nobody's going to come." pun entirely intended

  • @alexanderharrison7421
    @alexanderharrison7421 3 года назад +56

    I love how Chef Boyardee is a slightly off sounding Mario

  • @dollydxrkness
    @dollydxrkness 5 лет назад +944

    *This is wayyyyy better than RUclips rewind*

    • @bricks4469
      @bricks4469 5 лет назад +13

      Anything is better than rewind

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 5 лет назад +5

      I dare say that the emoji movie is better than RUclips rewind.

    • @RiderNexus
      @RiderNexus 5 лет назад +1

      Thawk Gaming It is

    • @D00MMAST3R
      @D00MMAST3R 5 лет назад +3

      The real question is what isn't better than RUclips Rewind?

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 5 лет назад +1

      This comment is about as original as soup

  • @OriginalSystem37
    @OriginalSystem37 5 лет назад +240

    This honestly feels just like an adult spongebob episode, the voices are on point to

  • @topherlilly2985
    @topherlilly2985 4 года назад +597

    “Welp back to nutting on the keyboard”
    This is the best video I have ever watched

    • @gregh4150
      @gregh4150 4 года назад +2

      Yeah and the picture too
      Now back to business, with or without lice

    • @nicebroskielads2716
      @nicebroskielads2716 4 года назад +2

      But the chum on the keyboard is gonna get crusty

    • @ennard8539
      @ennard8539 4 года назад

      4:14

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 3 года назад +44

    Uncle Al: Sees quality of Modern Spongebob
    Also Uncle Al: "Its Showtime."

  • @beachybum-bum
    @beachybum-bum 4 года назад +255

    "Hey man don't hurt me! I'm a registered sex offender and I gotta get that expunged before I meet God!" Not gonna lie that killed me

  • @alexdegroot6256
    @alexdegroot6256 5 лет назад +147

    Friend: What’s your favorite tv show
    Me: it’s complicated

  • @brodaciousbro1149
    @brodaciousbro1149 5 лет назад +323

    “No buts, I need to go finger me booty, I mean count me booty” 😂😂😂

  • @adomomcjinkies4787
    @adomomcjinkies4787 4 года назад +48

    This work of art needs an animated project done ASAP

  • @heyapplestudios4608
    @heyapplestudios4608 5 лет назад +229

    Timestamps:
    0:10 Squidward Busts A Nut
    1:16 Squidward Needs Some Beefaroni
    2:43 Plankton’s Plan C
    4:18 Canned Coochie
    5:29 Coochie Salesman
    7:14 Squid Pride
    9:55 Boyardee Debacle
    12:08 Doctor’s Orders
    15:36 Krusty Kooch Training Video
    18:23 To Beef Or Not To Beef

  • @MaximumHeresey
    @MaximumHeresey 5 лет назад +304

    This has both the comedic spirit of early Spongebob and good ole' adult randomness.

  • @carsgameplays6572
    @carsgameplays6572 4 года назад +312

    Here are the time-stamps:
    0:09 - Squidward Busts a Nut
    1:14 - Squidward Needs Some Beefaroni
    2:42 - Plankton's Plan C
    4:17 - Canned Coochie
    5:28 - Coochie Salesman
    7:13 - Squid Pride
    9:54 - Boyardee Debacle
    12:07 - Doctor's Orders
    15:35 - Krusty Kooch Training Video
    18:22 - To Beef or Not to Beef
    You're welcome.

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 3 года назад +34

    15:52 my brain when I stutter in a job interview

  • @MarshallWolfMiller
    @MarshallWolfMiller 5 лет назад +185

    “I’ve gotta get in there or I’ll get my n word pass revoked!”
    *I hear that in real life a lot 😂*

    • @notsogreatbob
      @notsogreatbob 5 лет назад +2

      White people wanting to say nigga

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 5 лет назад +3

      @@notsogreatbob I say it all the time. I got converted by boondocks, dave chapelle, and key & peele. Not to mention my best friend (black) says it all the time. It's pretty damn impossible not to say nigga, when it's said in front of you all the time. After all, it means "buddy" or "pal." :^)

    • @zionimoore7253
      @zionimoore7253 5 лет назад +3

      Michael Bread you are a clown.

    • @TimTamSlam7
      @TimTamSlam7 5 лет назад

      man I love that energy. I’m Indigenous Australian and like, a lot of people try to police me saying it because I’m not African American. Like I’m also not black because I don’t have descendants from Africa? You tell that to the people who call me a litebrite, a half-caste, a 50/50. People who have made me uncomfortable, hurt or unsafe because of my skin colour. But I’m still black, I don’t reap some sort of benefit from being lightskin other than the fact foundation is easier to find in my skin tone.
      And you know, after all the gatekeeping of the word, after all the bullshit people try to tell me in order to invalidate my heritage or my skin colour, to try and make me feel like I’m not ACTUALLY black and that my problems from being black don’t exist, I’ve realised it really doesn’t matter if you say it or not.
      Nigga is a word, its something we use on a regular basis in my family and culture. I’ve never thought that was wrong. My little brother was born fair. That doesn’t mean he’s any less indigenous. He’s black not because of his skin colour, but because its a part of who he is. He may be fair-skinned, but he’s more dedicated to his culture than his dark-skinned older brother and hes proud. Everyone has the right to be about their culture. Even white people.
      So if he wanted to say it, we wouldn’t even blink twice. Anyone who knows him wouldn’t blink twice. It doesn’t matter that hes fair, it doesn’t matter that African American people disagree with it, its not about them. You simply can’t police a word, its impossible. In fact I think that going that far to gatekeep it when people don’t have malicious intent is actually causing more harm than good. If its said in an insulting way its obviously understandable, but as a joke or a throwaway comment...It just isn’t a battle worth fighting. Everyone knows where the word comes from, so its not like “letting” people say it would be a form of culture erasion. If anything it will spawn more discussion in favour of black peoples if it were widely accepted in America. Theres the whole joke of the n word pass online and I honestly think that if theres that many jokes about it, its clearly not that sacred.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 лет назад

      Tamazaaa
      To be fair, because “nigger” and other variations of it was a word that nonblacks used to call blacks (and Native Americans and other “colored peoples”), shouldn’t black people not be allowed to say it if anything?
      Of course, personally, it’s just a word and words are only given power when people act like it has power. If people just got over it, the word “nigger” isn’t going to mean much and would be significantly weaker even in a serious situation.

  • @starstruckp4808
    @starstruckp4808 5 лет назад +301

    "Season 1"
    HOLD ON, THERE WILL BE MORE?!

    • @haitam5453
      @haitam5453 5 лет назад +4

      oh yeah I.would go for more

    • @eliteasriel1632
      @eliteasriel1632 5 лет назад +1

      If it said season 1 then indeed

    • @stefanbatt5717
      @stefanbatt5717 5 лет назад +2

      There gotta be more, because I NEED MORE.

    • @jakeknapp6833
      @jakeknapp6833 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t know he is kinda busy okay also does his RUclips channel name sounds like the character from little Bill is also uncle al

  • @GuyfromPA99
    @GuyfromPA99 5 лет назад +1399

    Anime of 2019

    • @able.
      @able. 5 лет назад +15

      Top 1000 Anime 1# Krusty Koch Chronicles

    • @naggers5505
      @naggers5505 5 лет назад +7

      Are you still under construction

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 5 лет назад

      Best anime I've seen since Cory in the House

    • @_l4c
      @_l4c 5 лет назад

      breathingair you mean TOP 1000 BEST ANIME OF ALL TIME

    • @slickninja777
      @slickninja777 5 лет назад

      @@able. true that

  • @TheRealMNi
    @TheRealMNi 3 года назад +29

    I've legit been watching this like it was 2005 Spongebob, that's how good the writing is

  • @RappingRyan
    @RappingRyan 5 лет назад +424

    "Season 1"
    So you're saying there's a Season 2?

    • @lilwheezer6694
      @lilwheezer6694 5 лет назад +67

      The next season should have an episode about krabs time in nam

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 5 лет назад +12

      @@lilwheezer6694 Yes, absolutely comrade.

    • @gageniedert4344
      @gageniedert4344 5 лет назад +3

      @@lilwheezer6694 remember puss

    • @gageniedert4344
      @gageniedert4344 5 лет назад +1

      @@moarmosspatoproductions1475 amen

    • @mikhailstfuyoutubeientered5527
      @mikhailstfuyoutubeientered5527 5 лет назад +3

      *fortunate son blares from speaker*
      Medic: you tried to cross no-mans land again, didn't you?
      me: enemy ac 130 above!

  • @57xa29
    @57xa29 4 года назад +1162

    “S P A R E C O O C H I E M A A ‘ M?”

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 4 года назад +4

      ma'am*

    • @legobrik
      @legobrik 4 года назад +7

      I dare anyone to say this to an actual woman

    • @mistaplayinabox
      @mistaplayinabox 4 года назад +5

      5:24 Me when mario kart live - home circut is sold out everywhere and is being scalped for 150$

    • @r0tten.b0y
      @r0tten.b0y 4 года назад

      Incels on twitter be like:

    • @jeffheathman3930
      @jeffheathman3930 3 года назад

      Yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt

  • @TeamBabylon-dp2xf
    @TeamBabylon-dp2xf 5 лет назад +226

    Mr Krabs: "He farted on my balls!" 😂

    • @Saints-Bear
      @Saints-Bear 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @pokey0129
      @pokey0129 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bradboncay5557
      @bradboncay5557 4 года назад +2

      In Mr. Krabs defense, that would feel very weird if you think about how it would actually feel.😂

    • @thesucc4966
      @thesucc4966 4 года назад

      @@bradboncay5557 it happened to me once😖😩

    • @zacharyylol2585
      @zacharyylol2585 4 года назад

      THE SUCC why moan

  • @nigeldean3726
    @nigeldean3726 Год назад +11

    "That's my ma!"
    "Hasn't stopped me in the past"☠️

  • @7evenproductions271
    @7evenproductions271 5 лет назад +2994

    I love how Spongebob isn't even in the story.
    Edit: holy shit I forgot about this comment I didn't know it got so many likes.

    • @hey8985
      @hey8985 5 лет назад +172

      I think that's the point lmao

    • @koltyn9140
      @koltyn9140 5 лет назад +223

      Because his voice would be too hard to do. So they do voices that are all similar

    • @BrickFighter13
      @BrickFighter13 5 лет назад +156

      Probably because SpongeBob's voice is just difficult to pull of at times

    • @storr7535
      @storr7535 5 лет назад +49

      His voice is hard just like my dic- dictator

    • @pantherman691
      @pantherman691 5 лет назад +53

      Yeah but
      To make a spongebob video without spongebob
      Is like a bird without wings

  • @justafork357
    @justafork357 4 года назад +441

    I love that he voices everything here. It is what I call
    T A L E N T

  • @devildeals.
    @devildeals. 5 лет назад +103

    Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where Spongebob himself never existed, this was all going on.

  • @jiyyohh
    @jiyyohh 3 года назад +11

    “The Krusty Kooch Chronicles” is probably the most favored sentence I think I’ve ever heard in my life

  • @bagondude3243
    @bagondude3243 5 лет назад +403

    The whole "farted on my balls" is a DIRECT reference to South Park the stick of truth. It literally is the same oath

    • @Sky-tf5io
      @Sky-tf5io 5 лет назад +8

      Oh wooow...I didn't know that. I'm like so surprised.

    • @timothybailey4794
      @timothybailey4794 5 лет назад +8

      nah its a rule irl

    • @Sky-tf5io
      @Sky-tf5io 5 лет назад +3

      True

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 5 лет назад +14

      spoilers
      the end boss is kenny and you fart on his balls to win the game

    • @bagondude3243
      @bagondude3243 5 лет назад +5

      @@zephyr1741 I know. The fact they used that as an idea is hilarious.

  • @dr.godfreylambwell2260
    @dr.godfreylambwell2260 5 лет назад +125

    My dumb ass didn't even realize Spongebob wasn't in this until it was mentioned

  • @Generichomeboy
    @Generichomeboy 4 года назад +416

    14:21 HOW TF YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT?!
    oh wait it's a tomato :/

    • @thedancingpickle6362
      @thedancingpickle6362 4 года назад +27

      Wtf how did he make that tomato that way

    • @joerobotnikthehedgehog679
      @joerobotnikthehedgehog679 3 года назад +10

      That not a tomato,I think? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @yuge3248
      @yuge3248 3 года назад +21

      @@joerobotnikthehedgehog679 oh no, it is a tomato. It's just a weird looking one

    • @DoomyGloomy
      @DoomyGloomy 3 года назад +19

      @@joerobotnikthehedgehog679 It's a damaged/bruised tomato. When you buy them regularly like I do, you're gonna see some similar to that all the time. Oddly enough, they're usually still safe to eat.

    • @buccaneerguy8197
      @buccaneerguy8197 3 года назад +3

      Could be the top part of it which now that i think about does look like an asshole

  • @James.D.B.
    @James.D.B. 3 года назад +29

    "I'm telling you Carl, that was *my* sister you slept with"
    "And I'm telling *you* Chuck, that was my sister"
    Wait, Hol'up Hol' Horse

  • @torrensalazar9468
    @torrensalazar9468 5 лет назад +119

    " *No Butts* "
    - Mr. Krabs

    • @jimmyvance3007
      @jimmyvance3007 4 года назад +4

      "I need to go and finger me booty"

  • @magnumx9189
    @magnumx9189 4 года назад +283

    14:22 I can't believe y'all actually snuck that in

    • @magnumx9189
      @magnumx9189 4 года назад +19

      @@oldskoolkrazy if I'm being honest. I wasn't completely sure what I saw at first. When I figured out what I saw was what I saw, I had to make sure I scarred other people as well. Sorry you were among those numbers.

    • @Subject106-sl5bf
      @Subject106-sl5bf 4 года назад +4

      What is it I dont see anything

    • @magnumx9189
      @magnumx9189 4 года назад +4

      @@Subject106-sl5bf try going back an extra second. It's a very quick scene

    • @Subject106-sl5bf
      @Subject106-sl5bf 4 года назад +5

      @@magnumx9189 already did and I want to die

    • @amannamed_8072
      @amannamed_8072 4 года назад +6

      god i hate tomatoes

  • @ctlegoboy5578
    @ctlegoboy5578 Год назад +4

    3 years later and the chronicles are still well archived. The databank shall forever stand in glory

  • @nonbinary_ganin5747
    @nonbinary_ganin5747 5 лет назад +296

    *God create Uncle Al*
    *Uncle Al makes Kristy kooch
    Chronicles*
    God: Now that is what I'm talking about!

    • @5ashll303
      @5ashll303 5 лет назад +5

      Spongy Boi I would like, but it has a perfect number of likes.

    • @nonbinary_ganin5747
      @nonbinary_ganin5747 5 лет назад

      @@5ashll303 Nice

    • @5ashll303
      @5ashll303 5 лет назад

      Spongy Boi it can like it now. There’s too many likes.

    • @nonbinary_ganin5747
      @nonbinary_ganin5747 5 лет назад +1

      @@5ashll303 okay dokay

    • @liquidsandwich1052
      @liquidsandwich1052 5 лет назад +3

      God: *glares at Jesus* and you didnt even bother to make a single parody

  • @pixelcat4593
    @pixelcat4593 4 года назад +1212

    Imagine if the SpongeBob crew saw this

    • @vi0let831
      @vi0let831 4 года назад +50

      FrenchToast
      What video did he see??? I'm curious.

    • @ethancbaker2002
      @ethancbaker2002 4 года назад +24

      What do you mean aren’t they in the video???

    • @dannnyyang
      @dannnyyang 4 года назад +32

      there’s a video of Tom Kenny (Spongebob Voice Actor) cursing lol. I think it was for a video show

    • @sullythekid072
      @sullythekid072 4 года назад +25

      @@vi0let831 probably a video on pornhub

    • @vi0let831
      @vi0let831 4 года назад +15

      Sullythekid 07
      Oh boy

  • @flyinghighagain7712
    @flyinghighagain7712 4 года назад +446

    The writing on this is just impeccable. Scorsese couldn't write this.

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 4 года назад +1

      Sal Seeno This is what he always sees in his dreams.

    • @anelisamorgan8590
      @anelisamorgan8590 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 Год назад

      "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted some Chef Boyardee Beefaroni"

  • @bradynmelton2334
    @bradynmelton2334 3 года назад +10

    "We had just finished raw-dogging all the soldiers on the field" had me laughing during church

  • @Aginglight
    @Aginglight 4 года назад +178

    15:08 “I just need to go home and ram my cylinder computer girlfriend: Alexa.” 😂