The Time I Got In Trouble In School | Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @predatorasap5040
    @predatorasap5040 Год назад +27164

    "H E double hockey sticks"
    Made me despawn

    • @Glacier_Noir
      @Glacier_Noir Год назад +282

      *Do You Wish To Continue?...*
      *YES* or *NO*
      * video game over music plays~

    • @NagitoKomaedaIsGayForHajimeGAY
      @NagitoKomaedaIsGayForHajimeGAY Год назад +119

      It made me delete the server. Because like I'm white & I've never heard HELL said like that.

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +48

      ​@@NagitoKomaedaIsGayForHajimeGAY I heard it said like that many times when I was in elementary school. As a matter of fact, that was the standard if you didn't wanna get in trouble, but I don't think I've heard anyone say it since middle school.

    • @NotTheDAHASAG
      @NotTheDAHASAG Год назад +8

      ​@@Glacier_Noirarknights mission failed ost
      I'm dead

    • @Glacier_Noir
      @Glacier_Noir Год назад +1

      @@NotTheDAHASAG 💀💀💀
      Latom mi amigo~. 🙏

  • @jzapata3105
    @jzapata3105 Год назад +23130

    As a Spanish speaker, I can confirm the fun of this situation.

  • @gca_22
    @gca_22 Год назад +11410

    As a portuguese speaker, I felt weird when I found out Hell and Damn were considered curse words since they're so mild compared to what I normally consider a "bad word".

    • @Meatdeposity
      @Meatdeposity Год назад +452

      I been learning portuguese for around six months and yeah, yall have a wild difference on whats a curse word

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +50

      ​@@Meatdeposity Really? How so?

    • @Aeropunk08
      @Aeropunk08 Год назад +259

      This is very much a central USA thing, in Australia and UK we really don't give a damn 😂

    • @TheSnowconeMachine
      @TheSnowconeMachine Год назад +317

      nah it ain't a language thing- born and raised in the US and white, it's very much a specific group of people that tend to value "politeness" and "manners" over everything else: the pearl-clutchers who's biggest problems are what dish to bring to the church potluck

    • @Blanch590
      @Blanch590 Год назад +70

      @@TheSnowconeMachinefunny enough is that those hillbilly churchgoer types are the people who said Hell and Damn the most in my experience.

  • @Lizzy_boo72
    @Lizzy_boo72 Год назад +3897

    "I don't want him to build a habit of saying any curse words," oh teacher even before the age of 10 we hispanics learn almost the entire dictionary of curse words and then quote it non-stop after

    • @inestabilidad
      @inestabilidad Год назад +147

      Or rather modify it to our benefit lol! "Bájale a tu espuma", "Hijo de la lechuga", "Sapos y culebras", "Chanfles" LMAO

    • @temmlygaming5509
      @temmlygaming5509 Год назад +88

      Hearing this stuff I feel like Hispanics and Irish/Scottish families are way more similar then I thought as I've been scrolling through these fuckin comments

    • @stfenoki6621
      @stfenoki6621 11 месяцев назад +39

      first word they try to teach us is "puto" so, yeah

    • @jndelacr
      @jndelacr 11 месяцев назад +13

      As a Hispanic, I learned how to curse when I was 4 😂

    • @kaiji4419
      @kaiji4419 11 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@inestabilidadthat's the Best part, even if You or your family don't use those words, ALL THE REST of the people does, so... you'll learn them anyways XD

  • @rd_music7571
    @rd_music7571 Год назад +5371

    I’ve gotten in trouble for cursing in class in 3rd grade and my teacher did the exact thing. I said the b word to some mean girl and my mom after I got home said to me, “Did she deserve it?” I told her yes and she started laughing.

    • @Ashleyy_201
      @Ashleyy_201 Год назад +130

      Bro your mum is chill🤣🤣🤣

    • @fishboy3612
      @fishboy3612 Год назад +83

      Words have meaning. Do they think if I use other words it’d be nicer?

    • @callmecatxxx4506
      @callmecatxxx4506 Год назад +11

      I liked your comment so the could get 1k your welcome ☺👍

    • @iunanimous1983
      @iunanimous1983 Год назад +64

      @@fishboy3612I agree, words do have meanings. Which is exactly why I’d prefer to use the b word; no other word can convey my views on certain people..

    • @siaorihara
      @siaorihara Год назад +33

      @@fishboy3612that’s why when I say hell or other bad words and my mom goes “hell is a strong word ☝🏻” I say “and it’s the perfect one for it” 😂 she gets mad when I say that 😂😂😂

  • @inkv7459
    @inkv7459 Год назад +12272

    Asking a Hispano/Latino not to swear,is basically asking us to keep Pandora's box closed

    • @julitoxcastro8983
      @julitoxcastro8983 Год назад +372

      We are NOT going to keep that closed xD

    • @gobbledygook5011
      @gobbledygook5011 Год назад +366

      You: Don't you dare 🤨
      Latino: 🙂 ok.
      Also, Latino in their head: No sabes en lo que te acabas de meter, cabrón 😈

    • @cosmic_cookie5669
      @cosmic_cookie5669 Год назад +130

      Right??? That box is gonna open in 0.3 seconds flat lmao

    • @xBlaster
      @xBlaster Год назад +34

      Argentina losing on last place

    • @cosmic_cookie5669
      @cosmic_cookie5669 Год назад +47

      @@xBlaster Nah bro, we opening that box fast as fucc

  • @keelinnaylor
    @keelinnaylor Год назад +1399

    I remember being in elementary school and kids beling like "YOU CAN'T SAY H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS" and being SO CONFUSED.

    • @siaorihara
      @siaorihara Год назад +45

      That reminds me of how my older brother learned the f-bomb. He and our cousin were talking and the cousin was trying to get him to say it by going “oh you can’t say the big bad f word” and my brother said “do you mean f*ck?” And our cousin tried to shove soup down his throat(he was kinda mean back then) then told my dad who banned my brother from going to the hotel restaurant(we were at the Great Wolf Lodge) that morning. He was pissed about it 😂

    • @kennethmana3103
      @kennethmana3103 Год назад +13

      My Spanish is getting Rusty what's H-E Double Hockey Stick again?

    • @keelinnaylor
      @keelinnaylor Год назад +26

      @kennethmana3103 it's what little kids say instead of the word Hell. It's basically spelling it out. They day double hockey sticks because hockey sticks look like the letter L. It's so cringey lol

    • @kennethmana3103
      @kennethmana3103 Год назад +2

      @@keelinnaylor oh

    • @some_on-3
      @some_on-3 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@keelinnaylorthank you for this explanation. Deposite me being Hispanic I had no idea!

  • @SkylosNoctis
    @SkylosNoctis Год назад +4747

    "Ay mijito eres un cojudo"
    That fucking killed me hahahahahahaa

    • @brennanmarsh1572
      @brennanmarsh1572 Год назад +491

      I just want to let you know when I use RUclips's translate function on your comment all it does is get rid of the last part of the laughing.

    • @adrienstarfaer
      @adrienstarfaer Год назад +558

      ​@@brennanmarsh1572For the record, the Spanish appears to roughly translate to, "Oh, my little son is an idiot"
      Cojudo was the only word I didn't recognize, and I got "uncastrated" and "stupid", so approximating

    • @SkylosNoctis
      @SkylosNoctis Год назад +26

      @@brennanmarsh1572 amazing xD

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +82

      ​@@adrienstarfaer "uncastrated"??? 😂

    • @TieflingKumasi
      @TieflingKumasi Год назад +109

      “My little son is uncastrated”!? God, if only that’s what it meant
      I looked it up, cojudo, I guess, means moron

  • @IdRatherNotGoThere
    @IdRatherNotGoThere 6 месяцев назад +368

    I showed this to my mother (we're spanish), and she was so lost. "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks? That not even a fucking word..."

    • @Ubu90
      @Ubu90 4 месяца назад

      actually it is the name of a movie

  • @naheleshiriki5496
    @naheleshiriki5496 Год назад +3722

    Case in point, curse words are stupid and should be laughed at. The policy benefits literally no one in society.

    • @lunaria8024
      @lunaria8024 Год назад +47

      I agree, but there's a difference between a curse word and a slur.

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake Год назад +101

      @@lunaria8024and “hell” is neither of those

    • @srinjoy_79
      @srinjoy_79 Год назад +30

      I don't see how hell counts as a curse word. "Shit" and all its variants is. The f-word, the n-word, and many others, those are curse words. "Hell" is not.

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake Год назад +65

      @@srinjoy_79 The n-word is a slur, not a curse. But yeah, words like “shit”, “fuck”, and “bitch” are curses, “hell” is not.

    • @donovandelozier7156
      @donovandelozier7156 Год назад +6

      ​@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcakethe word which cannot be named isn't even necessarily a slur. Depends on context. *gestures at all the rap that uses it*

  • @truffle7277
    @truffle7277 Год назад +574

    SOLTÉ UN PULMÓN CON SU "IS THAT MR H-E DOBLE HOCKEY STICKS???"

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort Год назад +17

      A MI TAMBIÉN 💀💀💀

    • @한니-g7w
      @한니-g7w 10 месяцев назад +16

      Y luego como le seguía de "Ay mijito eres un cojudo-" JABSJSJBJADBSH PERO

  • @leandroarteaga467
    @leandroarteaga467 Год назад +634

    Oh, if that poor teacher just knew...

  • @scanza6084
    @scanza6084 Год назад +718

    Best parents ever

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori Год назад +138

    I said “crap” in kindergarten and a teacher I didn’t even have called my dad and when I got home he taught me German curse words

    • @Cometsarecool
      @Cometsarecool 5 месяцев назад +11

      Bro we got in trouble for saying "crap" in some of my old schools, my mom still gives me dirty looks for it... like dude she has no CLUE about the heinous shit that leaves my mouth

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 14 часов назад

      👌

  • @starspall
    @starspall 11 месяцев назад +89

    As a Hispanic person, can confirm, you can’t stop us from our instinct to curse the shit out of everyone.

  • @slimeycorp
    @slimeycorp Год назад +280

    I once wrote “bitch” at the end of my math notebook in big ol’ letters when I was in 3rd grade, all because my friend asked me what was the worst word I know. I had completely forgotten I did that, and months later as my teacher was helping me with a math problem, we flipped to that page. She got really upset with me and said she would call my parents before putting me in timeout, which caused me to start BAWLING. It didn’t help that he also told the other students in class to not console me.
    Luckily for me, at the time, neither of my parents knew much English so they had zero clue what she was saying, so I got off Scott free. I did get one recess taken away from me though.

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +45

      That is so fucked up. What a terrible teacher. I also once got in trouble during elementary school because one of my friends asked me what the worst word I knew was, but the teacher didn't respond by making me cry, forcing me to sit in a corner, and telling everyone to just ignore me. I think she just scolded me and sent me to the principal or something.

    • @liandoaethend2403
      @liandoaethend2403 Год назад +36

      So she basically fking told other student to bully you with social exclusion???

    • @slimeycorp
      @slimeycorp Год назад +18

      @@liandoaethend2403 I mean- I was in Timeout. You're not really supposed to talk to other kids when you're in timeout.

    • @nemasisdemarini8339
      @nemasisdemarini8339 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@slimeycorp Sure, but it's not essentially supposed to be exile! If you were bawling, then any responsible person would have *encouraged* them to console you.

    • @wanabid98
      @wanabid98 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@slimeycorpshe alienate u man that what she did

  • @henriqueabreu9706
    @henriqueabreu9706 Год назад +308

    Teacher: "He said H-E Double Hockey Sticks"
    Ms. Saab: "¿Que?"
    LMAO

  • @starpaladin6294
    @starpaladin6294 Год назад +160

    As a Latino who’s been in this exact situation, me and my mom still have a joke where every time I say “Damn” she yells out “your not at a river!”
    I pissed off that teacher so much dude, it was none stop calls and being sent to the deans for the most minor things

  • @Charadechat
    @Charadechat Год назад +79

    I was a senior in highschool and I accidentally said fuck in front of the vice principal, which, like, okay I shouldn’t have done that but the fact that he pulled me aside and explained to me that the reason why fuck is a bad word is cause “it defiles the sacred act of copulation against god” is THE funniest thing I have ever heard in my life

  • @roberthohman4637
    @roberthohman4637 Год назад +86

    Lol, the fact that to them rather than something to punish, it just became a new family joke is great XD

  • @atlasllm
    @atlasllm Год назад +858

    I got kicked out of AP US History for getting too into a board game and yelling "FUCK YEAH! PUSSY POWER!"

    • @nidonemo
      @nidonemo Год назад +110

      Legendary.

    • @beastwolf6600
      @beastwolf6600 Год назад +102

      Now I’m curious what you were studying that required a board game in AP history

    • @KaraK348
      @KaraK348 Год назад +28

      @@beastwolf6600askin the real questions out here

    • @inestabilidad
      @inestabilidad Год назад +14

      ​@@beastwolf6600 some kinda guessing game I guess?

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 Год назад

      the game of life; history edition @@beastwolf6600

  • @blackjay4596
    @blackjay4596 Год назад +51

    This isn't just white, it's white American, Australia has a whole culture around swearing. Heck there is no quicker way too blend into our society then swearing like a sailor in every day conversation

  • @NatsumiKitsune
    @NatsumiKitsune Год назад +246

    As a german person this is honestly also funny because I wouldn't consider the words "damn" and "hell" as curse words as well xD
    Our teachers even told us to rather use the german version of "damn" ("Verdammt!", or "Mist!") instead of the german word for "shit" or some other worse curse word you could replace it with

    • @aytestarose8903
      @aytestarose8903 Год назад +8

      And there are so many variations to replace the word "shit"😂

    • @siaorihara
      @siaorihara Год назад +8

      I learned German as a kid and I use the German version usually. Cause my mom doesn’t know what it means tho my dad does 😂😂😂

    • @mortem6889
      @mortem6889 10 месяцев назад +3

      Also a german person:
      Hell and damn are such standard words... like okay, f*** is a curse word, yes, but its everywhere😂

    • @EccoTheDolphin-c3h
      @EccoTheDolphin-c3h 6 месяцев назад +1

      As a puerto rican im glad we can bond over making fun of what cowardly english speakers consider curses XD

    • @wanabid98
      @wanabid98 6 месяцев назад

      I don't even consider damn as profanity

  • @SonicPrince360
    @SonicPrince360 Год назад +44

    I find it funny how we as kids get in trouble for such a thing when we've heard it being said constantly throughout our childhood by our own parents more often than not. Then they wanna say: "Where did you learn such vulgar language?!"
    Me: Who do you think? 😑

    • @naheleshiriki5496
      @naheleshiriki5496 Год назад +7

      I don't know why. We just seem to lord it over children and use it as a means of bullying them. Haha I'm an adult so I can curse, BUT YOU SURE CAN'T. Culturally it's just dumb and we need to get rid of the rule. Let everybody curse.

  • @Meatdeposity
    @Meatdeposity Год назад +36

    Being hispanic on that situation is indeed the cherry on the top, your professor just didn't khow that independent of the country wr are people that just curse A LOT, also mate is pretty nice hearing youe change of english and then the...colombian accent? Someone correct me if this isn't colombian, my dumb ass chilean brain just khows three accents.
    Also, my blessings to the canadian editor.

  • @xxreaperfoxyxx
    @xxreaperfoxyxx Год назад +23

    Conformation, I speak Spanish THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
    "IS THAT MR. H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS?! OOOOOOOOI"
    *Dies*

  • @ekki6820
    @ekki6820 9 месяцев назад +5

    The most Canadian thing ever said. H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.

  • @why-so-toxic_1413
    @why-so-toxic_1413 Год назад +41

    W parents what a great family you got

  • @ZikrySensei
    @ZikrySensei Год назад +253

    ah yes, english, censoring words, innocent kids, bruh

    • @naheleshiriki5496
      @naheleshiriki5496 Год назад +39

      I feel like the no cursing rule is only meant to bully children since every adult curses.

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад +4

      ​@@naheleshiriki5496 I've been cursing like a sailor since I was about 11, but that's mainly due to Family Guy.

    • @Blanch590
      @Blanch590 Год назад +25

      @@naheleshiriki5496we weren’t even allowed to call something dumb in school 💀 like did they really expect me to say “my apologies, but that is simply preposterous.” Or something at like 9 years old????
      But yeah. Then I got called slurs in highschool. The duality of education.

    • @liandoaethend2403
      @liandoaethend2403 Год назад +4

      ​@@Blanch590really want us act like those kids whos raised in noble clans

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Blanch590I feel like if the teachers had told us to use "preposterous" (or the spanish equivalent, "disparatado", since I'm spanish) we might have started doing it purely for ironic reasons. I mean wtf lmao.

  • @harunah.7763
    @harunah.7763 Год назад +174

    Hey Mr subber "ay mijito eres un cojudo" means "Son you're dumb"

    • @SILVYSPARK
      @SILVYSPARK Год назад +8

      Thank you I'm Canadian and don't know Spanish at all

  • @vanizis
    @vanizis Год назад +26

    As someone that is Hispanic this just made me laugh, like how do you expect a person that speaks Spanish to know what your talking about when you say it like that? 💀

    • @AnaFrostnight-uq6xn
      @AnaFrostnight-uq6xn 9 месяцев назад +1

      I am not Hispanic but l didn't get what she meant until he explained

  • @emergencyfood7135
    @emergencyfood7135 Год назад +18

    That is the most sweet summer child thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @dull_demon4717
    @dull_demon4717 10 месяцев назад +4

    "H-E Double hockeys" is still the funniest shit ive ever heard from people trying to not cuss, like just say heck or something XD

  • @Oureon
    @Oureon Год назад +8

    As a fellow hispanic this is some of the funniest things ever, my family usually competes to see wich curseword a newborn in the family is gona say when they start speaking 😂

  • @Ctin23_3
    @Ctin23_3 Год назад +13

    😂 tbf, as a Hispanic person, I've never met anyone that doesn't curse often in casual setting. Like fr, even my uni teachers cursed us out whenever we deserved it

  • @Tabbychu
    @Tabbychu Год назад +15

    As a fellow Canadian, I relate to your editor-

  • @kattykitkatt351
    @kattykitkatt351 Год назад +20

    The "Ay mijito eres un cojdo" killed me, damn😂
    Your dad's so nice😂, with my Mexican parents, now probably end up with a chancla tattoo in my face and my dad telling me the whole list of course words he knows🫠

    • @SusanForman042
      @SusanForman042 Год назад +2

      Angrily telling you the whole list or telling the whole so that can learn it? Just curious.
      For some reason I'm guessing the former of the two. But in all honesty hoping for the latter.

    • @gobbledygook5011
      @gobbledygook5011 Год назад +1

      ​@@SusanForman042I'm... pretty sure it's the former ("._.) xD (I'm Mexican too, so)

    • @kattykitkatt351
      @kattykitkatt351 Год назад

      @@SusanForman042 tbh, idk Mexicans course for EVERYTHING fr!! Even more if they're from the north (my case) bc we kinda sound... Rude lol, but we don't mean it, not every time at least... So yeah, it's hard to say😅

    • @kattykitkatt351
      @kattykitkatt351 Год назад

      @@gobbledygook5011 kind of I think so, my dad likes to course for everything literally!! Almost every 5 words, there's a course🫠, it's funny sometimes tho😂

  • @InnerVerse-S8mmy
    @InnerVerse-S8mmy 5 месяцев назад +2

    My family would have DEBATES over the word hell and if it's technically a curse word or a place.

  • @shanedoesyoutube8001
    @shanedoesyoutube8001 Год назад +10

    I KNOW WHAT TO HEADCANON FOR NATLAN, AMIGOS!!! AND *YOU ALL* KNOW IT!!!

  • @SSugar_Cooki
    @SSugar_Cooki Год назад +11

    Man, the only times I ever curse out loud are when my parents aren't around. Me and my younger sister go full on sailor mouths (mostly me) when we're home alone.

  • @-missballoon819
    @-missballoon819 6 месяцев назад +10

    As someone who is a white Mexican.
    I shamefully admit, I have said "H-E-Double hockey stick" before.

  • @Scarameow953
    @Scarameow953 Год назад +1

    Asking a hispanic not to swear is like telling the Travellers to stop calling Paimon emergency food
    Its impossible.

  • @FaiGal
    @FaiGal Год назад +38

    Teachers in elementary schools need more help than the kids. I swear my parents got called into a teacher conference because they assumed my brother wasn’t learning properly because of his terrible haircut. I’m not even joking.

  • @Timekeeper554
    @Timekeeper554 10 месяцев назад +3

    “Is that Mr. h-e double hockey sticks?!?!??” That got me cracked up 😂

  • @luminade6388
    @luminade6388 Год назад +112

    Ok but the absolute whiteness in that saying...😭

    • @diorsse
      @diorsse 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@robbedmylilcousinh-e double hockey sticks is just another way to say hell without actually saying it cause white middle aged ppl think it's the worst word ever for some reason. mostly said in elementary school by teachers and kids

  • @LousyNine
    @LousyNine 10 месяцев назад +2

    I got dress coded back in high school for wearing a CitizenDick shirt.
    They told me to zip up my hoodie, I did, then immediately unzipped it. They called my class and checked to see if it was still zipped, got sent back and my parents were called. I heard my dad lose his shxt laughing over the phone. They told me to zip it up and not wear it again. I wore it at least twice a week for all the rest of senior year, never got dress coded again.
    Funny enough that same day I saw some guys selling drugs in the bathroom, and wondered how I was the most important problem.
    It’s been literally only 4 years, and now the only requirement is to not have your “bits or tits” visible. The world is crazy.

  • @edscarlet865
    @edscarlet865 Год назад +22

    Moments in my life that make me go: "Ja, gringos" (?)
    H - E - Double Hockey Sticks killed me, fr fr

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад

      Your pfp is so cute. Who is that?

    • @ahseymania
      @ahseymania Год назад

      @@premiumheadpats4150 Levi from Attack on Titan

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 Год назад

      ​@@ahseymania Definitely not. Levi is not a blue haired girl in a completely different animation style. I can see that very clearly. I just wanted to know her name. Or what show she might be from.

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort Год назад

      @@premiumheadpats4150it’s a picrew avatar

  • @user6810
    @user6810 Год назад +1

    I’m Australian and I’ve gotten into trouble for saying bloody hell and damn. I told my mom when I got home and she laughed for like 2 minutes straight.

  • @IntrovertMochiCheeks
    @IntrovertMochiCheeks Год назад +14

    H e double hockey sticks man, he git that from matpat

  • @surgeseraphim7741
    @surgeseraphim7741 Год назад +1

    Similar thing happened in my school. But it was at lunch time. This was when Wipeout was decently big. I was describing one of the obstacles, the Icy stairs from Hell. They called my parents, and they asked what was wrong with that

  • @CrowAkechi_The_Luminary
    @CrowAkechi_The_Luminary 6 месяцев назад +7

    My mom doesnt like me developing a habit of bad words, but only the extreme shit like "bitch", on the flip side, my dad says shit whenever somerhing goes mildly sour

  • @monikawischnewski
    @monikawischnewski 5 месяцев назад

    Meanwhile me as a toddler having a wider vocabulary of curse words than "normal" words😂😂 In public I was an angel, in private and family, a menace 😂😂

  • @ThatMan99
    @ThatMan99 Год назад +19

    So did he know that in most Spanish households they communicate by cursing?
    Because no matter where I went in life and that was after getting out of Mexico, spanish-speaking parents use curse words to call their children cute while pinching their cheeks and those are some of the first words their child hears, let alone what they will hear the rest of their life before being released into the world.
    I've heard the phrase "Pinchi hiji de tu chingada madre, que bonito estas baboso" or something of the like wait too many times.
    That roughly translates to "You son of a bitch, you are so cute you little retard" and from childhood that always made me wondered "How come it's okay when you call your child any of those words but if I say one by accident or you think I did, I'm about to get bitch slapped across the face without warning?"

    • @tmb-ih2ct
      @tmb-ih2ct Год назад +1

      hey just a fyi baboso means dumb or moron Not the r word

  • @lyfrassirr
    @lyfrassirr 5 месяцев назад +1

    hispanic parents are awesome let’s be so fr. my dad cursed like a sailor even if i was around. i learned so many spanish curse words than before learning english ones

  • @suntailu88
    @suntailu88 Год назад +4

    The fact that I still say this sometimes💀

  • @Only_Virakk
    @Only_Virakk 5 месяцев назад +1

    "AY MIJITO ERES UN COJUDO" I love this man

  • @FantasyMila
    @FantasyMila 6 месяцев назад +7

    Your so fluid in Spanish❤
    I think I spelled fluid wrong😂

    • @a7xmaNga
      @a7xmaNga 6 месяцев назад +2

      Dude... It's his mother tongue... 😅

  • @Nicoo555
    @Nicoo555 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just- THANKS- 🙏

  • @jaythekittydragon3525
    @jaythekittydragon3525 Год назад +3

    "H E double hockey sticks" is canadian i love it

  • @TotallyNotLylo2601
    @TotallyNotLylo2601 5 месяцев назад +2

    "OOOO IS THAT MR H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS?????"
    I'm dead rn- 💀 🤣

  • @IcarusFluffle
    @IcarusFluffle Год назад +16

    Si tus papas no dicen un monton de groserías en español frente a sus niños, no son hispanos

    • @IsabelOSoto
      @IsabelOSoto Год назад +2

      si, es justamente la gracia de todo. Mis padres insistían que no diga malas palabras, pero mi madre se mandaba las lisuras más divertidas de la vida jaja

  • @YugiAmane-u6t
    @YugiAmane-u6t 11 месяцев назад +1

    IM CANADIAN SO IF WE SAY "HELL" THE TEACHERS GO: "Ur kid said h-e double hockey sticks!!" ITS JUST CANADIAN BRO

  • @hagank1111
    @hagank1111 Год назад +4

    I gotta say as someone who comes from a British/German family I don’t think it’s the whiteness that’s the problem, I think it’s the white Americanness. 😂 My parents and grandparents specifically had a few words to tell me when they found out about H-E Double Hockysticks.

    • @kdmarcincuk
      @kdmarcincuk Год назад

      Idk my parents are Christians and still didn't care about me saying that among a few other things that will get you in trouble today. So I'd say it's a very select group of people.

    • @hagank1111
      @hagank1111 Год назад

      @@kdmarcincuk Oh ya my family are Roman Catholics and curse like sailors! It’s tradition for them.

    • @hagank1111
      @hagank1111 Год назад +1

      @@kdmarcincuk Though I’ve found that to be a constant among Roman Catholics. At my old school they’d teach ya that the lord was coming for ya if ya curse! So I never cursed till Senior year High-school and always used alternative words. Eventually I became and adult and realized it was stupid given that my family cursed up down left and right just culturally. So when a girl hit me with her locker cuz she wasn’t paying attention I was in so much pain I just let it rip! Didn’t look back lol but all my friends were so shocked that entire day that the “perfect Christian boy” cursed.

    • @hagank1111
      @hagank1111 Год назад

      Though I’ve found that Protestant and Liberal Arts teachers always seem to be the ones that get the most angry at cursing in my years.

  • @alula394
    @alula394 4 месяца назад +1

    My mom said that today and I'm like.. "you've said pissed and shit to me.. but won't say hell.."

  • @saioutakuma
    @saioutakuma Год назад +2

    Glad to know your humor runs in the family 😂❤

  • @Low-Tier-Spaghetto
    @Low-Tier-Spaghetto 4 месяца назад +1

    There are SO MANY things that are WAY WORSE both in english and even more in spanish😭

  • @TacitaS13
    @TacitaS13 Год назад +2

    ¡Ohh por dios! 😂😂 que hilarante.
    "Hablaré con él al llegar a casa"
    *Al llegar a casa*
    "H- E- dos palos de jockey..."
    En mi país esa charla solo tiene tres resoluciones, nos reímos del profesor por reverenda frase, nuestros padres se ríen de nosotros por lo ridículo de la situación o ambas al mismo tiempo.
    Señores, es que en Latam el amor se expresa con Bullying no hay de otra 😂❤
    (Y para groserías somos los mejores 😏)

  • @cinnble8729
    @cinnble8729 7 месяцев назад +2

    bro I got put in time out for saying an INANIMATE OBJECT was stupid, teachers are actually insane sometimes

  • @Lucas_inTheLIGHT
    @Lucas_inTheLIGHT 7 месяцев назад +2

    “IS THAT MR. H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS???” Best dad ever😂

  • @Rayne-Whispers
    @Rayne-Whispers 4 месяца назад +1

    The soap looks like if you melted a bunch of laffy taffy together.😋

  • @bruh10246
    @bruh10246 5 месяцев назад +1

    Them doing this again in an offline collab would be the dream

  • @DanikaShoru
    @DanikaShoru 10 месяцев назад

    I Love Everything about this short. Thank You kindly for sharing.

  • @Poppy-ie8hg
    @Poppy-ie8hg 9 месяцев назад +1

    As an exange student I have been send to the principals office for saying "God damn hell" but they didnt even bat an eye when I was reciting every curse word in th edictiany from spanish russian and polish

  • @novagenesis1582
    @novagenesis1582 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Uy HELL ay mijito eres un cojudo" I almost chocked 😂

  • @connt1nu3
    @connt1nu3 10 месяцев назад

    That honestly sounds adorable. Your parents sound very nice.

  • @luciadawn4247
    @luciadawn4247 9 месяцев назад +1

    As an aussie, Hell being a "curse word" is.. odd.
    We use so many WORSE words on the daily. Like fuck, cunt, dick, bastard, etc. Very common, and I just naturally adapted that into my everyday vocab.

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 9 месяцев назад

      Listen if my dad gets particularly moody he'll go off about someone saying Shit there are some people that are absurd about curse words

    • @Lychiiee
      @Lychiiee 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, I’m British and the first time I heard ‘h-e double hockey sticks’ was because it was said by an American. I’ve never heard it anywhere else-

  • @Sarokami
    @Sarokami Год назад +1

    as someone who isn't a native english speaker, I think that's so hilarious and I will definitely use it. I never heard something like this before lmao

  • @Dannycantsleep
    @Dannycantsleep Год назад +1

    As an Argentinian, this is the most soft word in the bible we have for curse words that includes using normal things for throw beff to everyone

  • @firesturmgaming
    @firesturmgaming 11 месяцев назад +1

    Now that's a first. Those curse words are compared to the insults my friends can conjure up.

  • @Bubble_T3A2208
    @Bubble_T3A2208 11 месяцев назад +1

    "AY MIJITO ERES UN COJUDO"
    LA MEJOR PARTE 😂😂😂

  • @eternalmemoire4137
    @eternalmemoire4137 2 месяца назад

    H-E Double Hockey Sticks killed me. Still great that your parents didn't scold you, but instead had a laugh.

  • @TAGfrost
    @TAGfrost 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was so tired of my teachers getting mad at me for hell and piss and the phrase shut up.

  • @melchiorzibeon5024
    @melchiorzibeon5024 5 месяцев назад +1

    It is rare that I hear bilingual hispanic speakers say cojudo
    Your dad has my love and respect

  • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
    @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 Год назад +1

    My parents are from Newfoundland and we swear so much. If my teacher called my parents, they would say "Okay, and? Is there anything that happened that actually requires my attention?" 😂

  • @erasedoggO316
    @erasedoggO316 11 месяцев назад +1

    Mams "Keh??"
    Was accurate as hell

  • @Sakura-i7n
    @Sakura-i7n Год назад +1

    *deep breath’s * yeah that would probably happen to me bye have a wonderful day everyone

  • @Janus_Aeyer
    @Janus_Aeyer Год назад

    I was raised by my grandparents. My grandfather was in the navy and my grandmother was/is a housewife, for a bit of context.
    I did get into problem as school every now and then for swearing. My grandmother was always furious at me, but my grandfather was always proud of me.
    Me and the old man just used to shout and cuss at each other from across the room, also insulting each other. Miss the old man.

  • @heartless2412
    @heartless2412 Год назад

    As a Spanish speaker, with a parent that speaks broken English....this is the best thing to happen to you. My mom is Mexican American and my dad is Mexican with broken English. The school called her and my dad was home and he laughed in the face of my teacher.

  • @astrofan1993
    @astrofan1993 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'd love to hear Cy Yu recount more stories from his childhood as well as those of his family. The reason why is that you can call them "Saab Stories." Get it?

  • @Lancey14
    @Lancey14 28 дней назад

    That is the best beat reaction to ever have, not even mad, just making a wonderful memory instead

  • @icheeva1
    @icheeva1 9 месяцев назад +1

    I stil find it hilarious people consider hell a curse word

  • @-.SpaceNoah.-
    @-.SpaceNoah.- Год назад +1

    As a Hispanic I just learned that "hell" is a curse word, I kind of want to show that teacher hispanic curse words...

  • @nnsh8562
    @nnsh8562 Год назад +1

    The dad's reaction is spot on

  • @AgentForeverSus
    @AgentForeverSus Год назад +1

    Cy shall forever be known as Mr H E Double-Hockeysticks

  • @toastedchoom4347
    @toastedchoom4347 10 месяцев назад +1

    I am so white I reflect light better than paper and never in my life have I heard the term H-E Double hocky sticks. Holy hell hahaha that's something.

  • @ChaoticTrashPanda
    @ChaoticTrashPanda 9 месяцев назад +1

    I thought H E double hockey sticks was from South Park not an actual thing 💀💀

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 9 месяцев назад +1

      It is definitely a real thing and it is SO Canadian

  • @choking1668
    @choking1668 10 месяцев назад

    I remember in recess I said “goddam” and one of the kids near me went “you can’t say that, ur going against god” I just gave her a deadass look before going “okay.”
    She also taught me what a middle finger means cause I kept raising mine that was injured.

  • @steeveedragoon
    @steeveedragoon 9 месяцев назад +1

    That reminds me, I once got it trouble in elementary school for saying hell. You'd think that the context would be me saying that some should go to hell, or saying "what the hell."
    You know what though, the context was that no one in heaven or hell can open this juice bottle.
    To be fair, I don't think that the teacher knew what the context of me saying hell was, as they were told by the stereotypical tattletail, but still, over a fucking juice bottle?

  • @petramacneary8152
    @petramacneary8152 11 месяцев назад

    As a Hispanic myself, my mom would’ve been mad, but my dad would’ve been proud of me and laughed.

  • @yumiplaysxx
    @yumiplaysxx 5 месяцев назад

    I’m been told that too 😂😂 my friends and I were trying so hard not to laugh at that lady