@@NagitoKomaedaIsGayForHajimeGAY I heard it said like that many times when I was in elementary school. As a matter of fact, that was the standard if you didn't wanna get in trouble, but I don't think I've heard anyone say it since middle school.
As a portuguese speaker, I felt weird when I found out Hell and Damn were considered curse words since they're so mild compared to what I normally consider a "bad word".
nah it ain't a language thing- born and raised in the US and white, it's very much a specific group of people that tend to value "politeness" and "manners" over everything else: the pearl-clutchers who's biggest problems are what dish to bring to the church potluck
"I don't want him to build a habit of saying any curse words," oh teacher even before the age of 10 we hispanics learn almost the entire dictionary of curse words and then quote it non-stop after
Hearing this stuff I feel like Hispanics and Irish/Scottish families are way more similar then I thought as I've been scrolling through these fuckin comments
@@inestabilidadthat's the Best part, even if You or your family don't use those words, ALL THE REST of the people does, so... you'll learn them anyways XD
I’ve gotten in trouble for cursing in class in 3rd grade and my teacher did the exact thing. I said the b word to some mean girl and my mom after I got home said to me, “Did she deserve it?” I told her yes and she started laughing.
@@fishboy3612that’s why when I say hell or other bad words and my mom goes “hell is a strong word ☝🏻” I say “and it’s the perfect one for it” 😂 she gets mad when I say that 😂😂😂
That reminds me of how my older brother learned the f-bomb. He and our cousin were talking and the cousin was trying to get him to say it by going “oh you can’t say the big bad f word” and my brother said “do you mean f*ck?” And our cousin tried to shove soup down his throat(he was kinda mean back then) then told my dad who banned my brother from going to the hotel restaurant(we were at the Great Wolf Lodge) that morning. He was pissed about it 😂
@kennethmana3103 it's what little kids say instead of the word Hell. It's basically spelling it out. They day double hockey sticks because hockey sticks look like the letter L. It's so cringey lol
@@brennanmarsh1572For the record, the Spanish appears to roughly translate to, "Oh, my little son is an idiot" Cojudo was the only word I didn't recognize, and I got "uncastrated" and "stupid", so approximating
I don't see how hell counts as a curse word. "Shit" and all its variants is. The f-word, the n-word, and many others, those are curse words. "Hell" is not.
Bro we got in trouble for saying "crap" in some of my old schools, my mom still gives me dirty looks for it... like dude she has no CLUE about the heinous shit that leaves my mouth
I once wrote “bitch” at the end of my math notebook in big ol’ letters when I was in 3rd grade, all because my friend asked me what was the worst word I know. I had completely forgotten I did that, and months later as my teacher was helping me with a math problem, we flipped to that page. She got really upset with me and said she would call my parents before putting me in timeout, which caused me to start BAWLING. It didn’t help that he also told the other students in class to not console me. Luckily for me, at the time, neither of my parents knew much English so they had zero clue what she was saying, so I got off Scott free. I did get one recess taken away from me though.
That is so fucked up. What a terrible teacher. I also once got in trouble during elementary school because one of my friends asked me what the worst word I knew was, but the teacher didn't respond by making me cry, forcing me to sit in a corner, and telling everyone to just ignore me. I think she just scolded me and sent me to the principal or something.
@@slimeycorp Sure, but it's not essentially supposed to be exile! If you were bawling, then any responsible person would have *encouraged* them to console you.
As a Latino who’s been in this exact situation, me and my mom still have a joke where every time I say “Damn” she yells out “your not at a river!” I pissed off that teacher so much dude, it was none stop calls and being sent to the deans for the most minor things
I was a senior in highschool and I accidentally said fuck in front of the vice principal, which, like, okay I shouldn’t have done that but the fact that he pulled me aside and explained to me that the reason why fuck is a bad word is cause “it defiles the sacred act of copulation against god” is THE funniest thing I have ever heard in my life
This isn't just white, it's white American, Australia has a whole culture around swearing. Heck there is no quicker way too blend into our society then swearing like a sailor in every day conversation
As a german person this is honestly also funny because I wouldn't consider the words "damn" and "hell" as curse words as well xD Our teachers even told us to rather use the german version of "damn" ("Verdammt!", or "Mist!") instead of the german word for "shit" or some other worse curse word you could replace it with
I find it funny how we as kids get in trouble for such a thing when we've heard it being said constantly throughout our childhood by our own parents more often than not. Then they wanna say: "Where did you learn such vulgar language?!" Me: Who do you think? 😑
I don't know why. We just seem to lord it over children and use it as a means of bullying them. Haha I'm an adult so I can curse, BUT YOU SURE CAN'T. Culturally it's just dumb and we need to get rid of the rule. Let everybody curse.
Being hispanic on that situation is indeed the cherry on the top, your professor just didn't khow that independent of the country wr are people that just curse A LOT, also mate is pretty nice hearing youe change of english and then the...colombian accent? Someone correct me if this isn't colombian, my dumb ass chilean brain just khows three accents. Also, my blessings to the canadian editor.
@@naheleshiriki5496we weren’t even allowed to call something dumb in school 💀 like did they really expect me to say “my apologies, but that is simply preposterous.” Or something at like 9 years old???? But yeah. Then I got called slurs in highschool. The duality of education.
@@Blanch590I feel like if the teachers had told us to use "preposterous" (or the spanish equivalent, "disparatado", since I'm spanish) we might have started doing it purely for ironic reasons. I mean wtf lmao.
As someone that is Hispanic this just made me laugh, like how do you expect a person that speaks Spanish to know what your talking about when you say it like that? 💀
As a fellow hispanic this is some of the funniest things ever, my family usually competes to see wich curseword a newborn in the family is gona say when they start speaking 😂
😂 tbf, as a Hispanic person, I've never met anyone that doesn't curse often in casual setting. Like fr, even my uni teachers cursed us out whenever we deserved it
The "Ay mijito eres un cojdo" killed me, damn😂 Your dad's so nice😂, with my Mexican parents, now probably end up with a chancla tattoo in my face and my dad telling me the whole list of course words he knows🫠
Angrily telling you the whole list or telling the whole so that can learn it? Just curious. For some reason I'm guessing the former of the two. But in all honesty hoping for the latter.
@@SusanForman042 tbh, idk Mexicans course for EVERYTHING fr!! Even more if they're from the north (my case) bc we kinda sound... Rude lol, but we don't mean it, not every time at least... So yeah, it's hard to say😅
@@gobbledygook5011 kind of I think so, my dad likes to course for everything literally!! Almost every 5 words, there's a course🫠, it's funny sometimes tho😂
Man, the only times I ever curse out loud are when my parents aren't around. Me and my younger sister go full on sailor mouths (mostly me) when we're home alone.
Teachers in elementary schools need more help than the kids. I swear my parents got called into a teacher conference because they assumed my brother wasn’t learning properly because of his terrible haircut. I’m not even joking.
@@robbedmylilcousinh-e double hockey sticks is just another way to say hell without actually saying it cause white middle aged ppl think it's the worst word ever for some reason. mostly said in elementary school by teachers and kids
I got dress coded back in high school for wearing a CitizenDick shirt. They told me to zip up my hoodie, I did, then immediately unzipped it. They called my class and checked to see if it was still zipped, got sent back and my parents were called. I heard my dad lose his shxt laughing over the phone. They told me to zip it up and not wear it again. I wore it at least twice a week for all the rest of senior year, never got dress coded again. Funny enough that same day I saw some guys selling drugs in the bathroom, and wondered how I was the most important problem. It’s been literally only 4 years, and now the only requirement is to not have your “bits or tits” visible. The world is crazy.
@@ahseymania Definitely not. Levi is not a blue haired girl in a completely different animation style. I can see that very clearly. I just wanted to know her name. Or what show she might be from.
I’m Australian and I’ve gotten into trouble for saying bloody hell and damn. I told my mom when I got home and she laughed for like 2 minutes straight.
Similar thing happened in my school. But it was at lunch time. This was when Wipeout was decently big. I was describing one of the obstacles, the Icy stairs from Hell. They called my parents, and they asked what was wrong with that
My mom doesnt like me developing a habit of bad words, but only the extreme shit like "bitch", on the flip side, my dad says shit whenever somerhing goes mildly sour
So did he know that in most Spanish households they communicate by cursing? Because no matter where I went in life and that was after getting out of Mexico, spanish-speaking parents use curse words to call their children cute while pinching their cheeks and those are some of the first words their child hears, let alone what they will hear the rest of their life before being released into the world. I've heard the phrase "Pinchi hiji de tu chingada madre, que bonito estas baboso" or something of the like wait too many times. That roughly translates to "You son of a bitch, you are so cute you little retard" and from childhood that always made me wondered "How come it's okay when you call your child any of those words but if I say one by accident or you think I did, I'm about to get bitch slapped across the face without warning?"
hispanic parents are awesome let’s be so fr. my dad cursed like a sailor even if i was around. i learned so many spanish curse words than before learning english ones
si, es justamente la gracia de todo. Mis padres insistían que no diga malas palabras, pero mi madre se mandaba las lisuras más divertidas de la vida jaja
I gotta say as someone who comes from a British/German family I don’t think it’s the whiteness that’s the problem, I think it’s the white Americanness. 😂 My parents and grandparents specifically had a few words to tell me when they found out about H-E Double Hockysticks.
Idk my parents are Christians and still didn't care about me saying that among a few other things that will get you in trouble today. So I'd say it's a very select group of people.
@@kdmarcincuk Though I’ve found that to be a constant among Roman Catholics. At my old school they’d teach ya that the lord was coming for ya if ya curse! So I never cursed till Senior year High-school and always used alternative words. Eventually I became and adult and realized it was stupid given that my family cursed up down left and right just culturally. So when a girl hit me with her locker cuz she wasn’t paying attention I was in so much pain I just let it rip! Didn’t look back lol but all my friends were so shocked that entire day that the “perfect Christian boy” cursed.
¡Ohh por dios! 😂😂 que hilarante. "Hablaré con él al llegar a casa" *Al llegar a casa* "H- E- dos palos de jockey..." En mi país esa charla solo tiene tres resoluciones, nos reímos del profesor por reverenda frase, nuestros padres se ríen de nosotros por lo ridículo de la situación o ambas al mismo tiempo. Señores, es que en Latam el amor se expresa con Bullying no hay de otra 😂❤ (Y para groserías somos los mejores 😏)
As an exange student I have been send to the principals office for saying "God damn hell" but they didnt even bat an eye when I was reciting every curse word in th edictiany from spanish russian and polish
As an aussie, Hell being a "curse word" is.. odd. We use so many WORSE words on the daily. Like fuck, cunt, dick, bastard, etc. Very common, and I just naturally adapted that into my everyday vocab.
My parents are from Newfoundland and we swear so much. If my teacher called my parents, they would say "Okay, and? Is there anything that happened that actually requires my attention?" 😂
I was raised by my grandparents. My grandfather was in the navy and my grandmother was/is a housewife, for a bit of context. I did get into problem as school every now and then for swearing. My grandmother was always furious at me, but my grandfather was always proud of me. Me and the old man just used to shout and cuss at each other from across the room, also insulting each other. Miss the old man.
As a Spanish speaker, with a parent that speaks broken English....this is the best thing to happen to you. My mom is Mexican American and my dad is Mexican with broken English. The school called her and my dad was home and he laughed in the face of my teacher.
I'd love to hear Cy Yu recount more stories from his childhood as well as those of his family. The reason why is that you can call them "Saab Stories." Get it?
I remember in recess I said “goddam” and one of the kids near me went “you can’t say that, ur going against god” I just gave her a deadass look before going “okay.” She also taught me what a middle finger means cause I kept raising mine that was injured.
That reminds me, I once got it trouble in elementary school for saying hell. You'd think that the context would be me saying that some should go to hell, or saying "what the hell." You know what though, the context was that no one in heaven or hell can open this juice bottle. To be fair, I don't think that the teacher knew what the context of me saying hell was, as they were told by the stereotypical tattletail, but still, over a fucking juice bottle?
"H E double hockey sticks"
Made me despawn
*Do You Wish To Continue?...*
*YES* or *NO*
* video game over music plays~
It made me delete the server. Because like I'm white & I've never heard HELL said like that.
@@NagitoKomaedaIsGayForHajimeGAY I heard it said like that many times when I was in elementary school. As a matter of fact, that was the standard if you didn't wanna get in trouble, but I don't think I've heard anyone say it since middle school.
@@Glacier_Noirarknights mission failed ost
I'm dead
@@NotTheDAHASAG 💀💀💀
Latom mi amigo~. 🙏
As a Spanish speaker, I can confirm the fun of this situation.
Same
Same here
Igual.
same
Can confirm
As a portuguese speaker, I felt weird when I found out Hell and Damn were considered curse words since they're so mild compared to what I normally consider a "bad word".
I been learning portuguese for around six months and yeah, yall have a wild difference on whats a curse word
@@Meatdeposity Really? How so?
This is very much a central USA thing, in Australia and UK we really don't give a damn 😂
nah it ain't a language thing- born and raised in the US and white, it's very much a specific group of people that tend to value "politeness" and "manners" over everything else: the pearl-clutchers who's biggest problems are what dish to bring to the church potluck
@@TheSnowconeMachinefunny enough is that those hillbilly churchgoer types are the people who said Hell and Damn the most in my experience.
"I don't want him to build a habit of saying any curse words," oh teacher even before the age of 10 we hispanics learn almost the entire dictionary of curse words and then quote it non-stop after
Or rather modify it to our benefit lol! "Bájale a tu espuma", "Hijo de la lechuga", "Sapos y culebras", "Chanfles" LMAO
Hearing this stuff I feel like Hispanics and Irish/Scottish families are way more similar then I thought as I've been scrolling through these fuckin comments
first word they try to teach us is "puto" so, yeah
As a Hispanic, I learned how to curse when I was 4 😂
@@inestabilidadthat's the Best part, even if You or your family don't use those words, ALL THE REST of the people does, so... you'll learn them anyways XD
I’ve gotten in trouble for cursing in class in 3rd grade and my teacher did the exact thing. I said the b word to some mean girl and my mom after I got home said to me, “Did she deserve it?” I told her yes and she started laughing.
Bro your mum is chill🤣🤣🤣
Words have meaning. Do they think if I use other words it’d be nicer?
I liked your comment so the could get 1k your welcome ☺👍
@@fishboy3612I agree, words do have meanings. Which is exactly why I’d prefer to use the b word; no other word can convey my views on certain people..
@@fishboy3612that’s why when I say hell or other bad words and my mom goes “hell is a strong word ☝🏻” I say “and it’s the perfect one for it” 😂 she gets mad when I say that 😂😂😂
Asking a Hispano/Latino not to swear,is basically asking us to keep Pandora's box closed
We are NOT going to keep that closed xD
You: Don't you dare 🤨
Latino: 🙂 ok.
Also, Latino in their head: No sabes en lo que te acabas de meter, cabrón 😈
Right??? That box is gonna open in 0.3 seconds flat lmao
Argentina losing on last place
@@xBlaster Nah bro, we opening that box fast as fucc
I remember being in elementary school and kids beling like "YOU CAN'T SAY H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS" and being SO CONFUSED.
That reminds me of how my older brother learned the f-bomb. He and our cousin were talking and the cousin was trying to get him to say it by going “oh you can’t say the big bad f word” and my brother said “do you mean f*ck?” And our cousin tried to shove soup down his throat(he was kinda mean back then) then told my dad who banned my brother from going to the hotel restaurant(we were at the Great Wolf Lodge) that morning. He was pissed about it 😂
My Spanish is getting Rusty what's H-E Double Hockey Stick again?
@kennethmana3103 it's what little kids say instead of the word Hell. It's basically spelling it out. They day double hockey sticks because hockey sticks look like the letter L. It's so cringey lol
@@keelinnaylor oh
@@keelinnaylorthank you for this explanation. Deposite me being Hispanic I had no idea!
"Ay mijito eres un cojudo"
That fucking killed me hahahahahahaa
I just want to let you know when I use RUclips's translate function on your comment all it does is get rid of the last part of the laughing.
@@brennanmarsh1572For the record, the Spanish appears to roughly translate to, "Oh, my little son is an idiot"
Cojudo was the only word I didn't recognize, and I got "uncastrated" and "stupid", so approximating
@@brennanmarsh1572 amazing xD
@@adrienstarfaer "uncastrated"??? 😂
“My little son is uncastrated”!? God, if only that’s what it meant
I looked it up, cojudo, I guess, means moron
I showed this to my mother (we're spanish), and she was so lost. "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks? That not even a fucking word..."
actually it is the name of a movie
Case in point, curse words are stupid and should be laughed at. The policy benefits literally no one in society.
I agree, but there's a difference between a curse word and a slur.
@@lunaria8024and “hell” is neither of those
I don't see how hell counts as a curse word. "Shit" and all its variants is. The f-word, the n-word, and many others, those are curse words. "Hell" is not.
@@srinjoy_79 The n-word is a slur, not a curse. But yeah, words like “shit”, “fuck”, and “bitch” are curses, “hell” is not.
@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcakethe word which cannot be named isn't even necessarily a slur. Depends on context. *gestures at all the rap that uses it*
SOLTÉ UN PULMÓN CON SU "IS THAT MR H-E DOBLE HOCKEY STICKS???"
A MI TAMBIÉN 💀💀💀
Y luego como le seguía de "Ay mijito eres un cojudo-" JABSJSJBJADBSH PERO
Oh, if that poor teacher just knew...
Best parents ever
I said “crap” in kindergarten and a teacher I didn’t even have called my dad and when I got home he taught me German curse words
Bro we got in trouble for saying "crap" in some of my old schools, my mom still gives me dirty looks for it... like dude she has no CLUE about the heinous shit that leaves my mouth
👌
As a Hispanic person, can confirm, you can’t stop us from our instinct to curse the shit out of everyone.
I once wrote “bitch” at the end of my math notebook in big ol’ letters when I was in 3rd grade, all because my friend asked me what was the worst word I know. I had completely forgotten I did that, and months later as my teacher was helping me with a math problem, we flipped to that page. She got really upset with me and said she would call my parents before putting me in timeout, which caused me to start BAWLING. It didn’t help that he also told the other students in class to not console me.
Luckily for me, at the time, neither of my parents knew much English so they had zero clue what she was saying, so I got off Scott free. I did get one recess taken away from me though.
That is so fucked up. What a terrible teacher. I also once got in trouble during elementary school because one of my friends asked me what the worst word I knew was, but the teacher didn't respond by making me cry, forcing me to sit in a corner, and telling everyone to just ignore me. I think she just scolded me and sent me to the principal or something.
So she basically fking told other student to bully you with social exclusion???
@@liandoaethend2403 I mean- I was in Timeout. You're not really supposed to talk to other kids when you're in timeout.
@@slimeycorp Sure, but it's not essentially supposed to be exile! If you were bawling, then any responsible person would have *encouraged* them to console you.
@@slimeycorpshe alienate u man that what she did
Teacher: "He said H-E Double Hockey Sticks"
Ms. Saab: "¿Que?"
LMAO
As a Latino who’s been in this exact situation, me and my mom still have a joke where every time I say “Damn” she yells out “your not at a river!”
I pissed off that teacher so much dude, it was none stop calls and being sent to the deans for the most minor things
I was a senior in highschool and I accidentally said fuck in front of the vice principal, which, like, okay I shouldn’t have done that but the fact that he pulled me aside and explained to me that the reason why fuck is a bad word is cause “it defiles the sacred act of copulation against god” is THE funniest thing I have ever heard in my life
Lol, the fact that to them rather than something to punish, it just became a new family joke is great XD
I got kicked out of AP US History for getting too into a board game and yelling "FUCK YEAH! PUSSY POWER!"
Legendary.
Now I’m curious what you were studying that required a board game in AP history
@@beastwolf6600askin the real questions out here
@@beastwolf6600 some kinda guessing game I guess?
the game of life; history edition @@beastwolf6600
This isn't just white, it's white American, Australia has a whole culture around swearing. Heck there is no quicker way too blend into our society then swearing like a sailor in every day conversation
As a german person this is honestly also funny because I wouldn't consider the words "damn" and "hell" as curse words as well xD
Our teachers even told us to rather use the german version of "damn" ("Verdammt!", or "Mist!") instead of the german word for "shit" or some other worse curse word you could replace it with
And there are so many variations to replace the word "shit"😂
I learned German as a kid and I use the German version usually. Cause my mom doesn’t know what it means tho my dad does 😂😂😂
Also a german person:
Hell and damn are such standard words... like okay, f*** is a curse word, yes, but its everywhere😂
As a puerto rican im glad we can bond over making fun of what cowardly english speakers consider curses XD
I don't even consider damn as profanity
I find it funny how we as kids get in trouble for such a thing when we've heard it being said constantly throughout our childhood by our own parents more often than not. Then they wanna say: "Where did you learn such vulgar language?!"
Me: Who do you think? 😑
I don't know why. We just seem to lord it over children and use it as a means of bullying them. Haha I'm an adult so I can curse, BUT YOU SURE CAN'T. Culturally it's just dumb and we need to get rid of the rule. Let everybody curse.
Being hispanic on that situation is indeed the cherry on the top, your professor just didn't khow that independent of the country wr are people that just curse A LOT, also mate is pretty nice hearing youe change of english and then the...colombian accent? Someone correct me if this isn't colombian, my dumb ass chilean brain just khows three accents.
Also, my blessings to the canadian editor.
Alejandro is from Ecuador!
Conformation, I speak Spanish THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
"IS THAT MR. H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS?! OOOOOOOOI"
*Dies*
The most Canadian thing ever said. H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.
W parents what a great family you got
ah yes, english, censoring words, innocent kids, bruh
I feel like the no cursing rule is only meant to bully children since every adult curses.
@@naheleshiriki5496 I've been cursing like a sailor since I was about 11, but that's mainly due to Family Guy.
@@naheleshiriki5496we weren’t even allowed to call something dumb in school 💀 like did they really expect me to say “my apologies, but that is simply preposterous.” Or something at like 9 years old????
But yeah. Then I got called slurs in highschool. The duality of education.
@@Blanch590really want us act like those kids whos raised in noble clans
@@Blanch590I feel like if the teachers had told us to use "preposterous" (or the spanish equivalent, "disparatado", since I'm spanish) we might have started doing it purely for ironic reasons. I mean wtf lmao.
Hey Mr subber "ay mijito eres un cojudo" means "Son you're dumb"
Thank you I'm Canadian and don't know Spanish at all
As someone that is Hispanic this just made me laugh, like how do you expect a person that speaks Spanish to know what your talking about when you say it like that? 💀
I am not Hispanic but l didn't get what she meant until he explained
That is the most sweet summer child thing I’ve ever heard.
"H-E Double hockeys" is still the funniest shit ive ever heard from people trying to not cuss, like just say heck or something XD
As a fellow hispanic this is some of the funniest things ever, my family usually competes to see wich curseword a newborn in the family is gona say when they start speaking 😂
😂 tbf, as a Hispanic person, I've never met anyone that doesn't curse often in casual setting. Like fr, even my uni teachers cursed us out whenever we deserved it
As a fellow Canadian, I relate to your editor-
The "Ay mijito eres un cojdo" killed me, damn😂
Your dad's so nice😂, with my Mexican parents, now probably end up with a chancla tattoo in my face and my dad telling me the whole list of course words he knows🫠
Angrily telling you the whole list or telling the whole so that can learn it? Just curious.
For some reason I'm guessing the former of the two. But in all honesty hoping for the latter.
@@SusanForman042I'm... pretty sure it's the former ("._.) xD (I'm Mexican too, so)
@@SusanForman042 tbh, idk Mexicans course for EVERYTHING fr!! Even more if they're from the north (my case) bc we kinda sound... Rude lol, but we don't mean it, not every time at least... So yeah, it's hard to say😅
@@gobbledygook5011 kind of I think so, my dad likes to course for everything literally!! Almost every 5 words, there's a course🫠, it's funny sometimes tho😂
My family would have DEBATES over the word hell and if it's technically a curse word or a place.
I KNOW WHAT TO HEADCANON FOR NATLAN, AMIGOS!!! AND *YOU ALL* KNOW IT!!!
Man, the only times I ever curse out loud are when my parents aren't around. Me and my younger sister go full on sailor mouths (mostly me) when we're home alone.
As someone who is a white Mexican.
I shamefully admit, I have said "H-E-Double hockey stick" before.
Asking a hispanic not to swear is like telling the Travellers to stop calling Paimon emergency food
Its impossible.
Teachers in elementary schools need more help than the kids. I swear my parents got called into a teacher conference because they assumed my brother wasn’t learning properly because of his terrible haircut. I’m not even joking.
WHAT
“Is that Mr. h-e double hockey sticks?!?!??” That got me cracked up 😂
Ok but the absolute whiteness in that saying...😭
@@robbedmylilcousinh-e double hockey sticks is just another way to say hell without actually saying it cause white middle aged ppl think it's the worst word ever for some reason. mostly said in elementary school by teachers and kids
I got dress coded back in high school for wearing a CitizenDick shirt.
They told me to zip up my hoodie, I did, then immediately unzipped it. They called my class and checked to see if it was still zipped, got sent back and my parents were called. I heard my dad lose his shxt laughing over the phone. They told me to zip it up and not wear it again. I wore it at least twice a week for all the rest of senior year, never got dress coded again.
Funny enough that same day I saw some guys selling drugs in the bathroom, and wondered how I was the most important problem.
It’s been literally only 4 years, and now the only requirement is to not have your “bits or tits” visible. The world is crazy.
Moments in my life that make me go: "Ja, gringos" (?)
H - E - Double Hockey Sticks killed me, fr fr
Your pfp is so cute. Who is that?
@@premiumheadpats4150 Levi from Attack on Titan
@@ahseymania Definitely not. Levi is not a blue haired girl in a completely different animation style. I can see that very clearly. I just wanted to know her name. Or what show she might be from.
@@premiumheadpats4150it’s a picrew avatar
I’m Australian and I’ve gotten into trouble for saying bloody hell and damn. I told my mom when I got home and she laughed for like 2 minutes straight.
H e double hockey sticks man, he git that from matpat
The teacher I mean
Similar thing happened in my school. But it was at lunch time. This was when Wipeout was decently big. I was describing one of the obstacles, the Icy stairs from Hell. They called my parents, and they asked what was wrong with that
My mom doesnt like me developing a habit of bad words, but only the extreme shit like "bitch", on the flip side, my dad says shit whenever somerhing goes mildly sour
Meanwhile me as a toddler having a wider vocabulary of curse words than "normal" words😂😂 In public I was an angel, in private and family, a menace 😂😂
So did he know that in most Spanish households they communicate by cursing?
Because no matter where I went in life and that was after getting out of Mexico, spanish-speaking parents use curse words to call their children cute while pinching their cheeks and those are some of the first words their child hears, let alone what they will hear the rest of their life before being released into the world.
I've heard the phrase "Pinchi hiji de tu chingada madre, que bonito estas baboso" or something of the like wait too many times.
That roughly translates to "You son of a bitch, you are so cute you little retard" and from childhood that always made me wondered "How come it's okay when you call your child any of those words but if I say one by accident or you think I did, I'm about to get bitch slapped across the face without warning?"
hey just a fyi baboso means dumb or moron Not the r word
hispanic parents are awesome let’s be so fr. my dad cursed like a sailor even if i was around. i learned so many spanish curse words than before learning english ones
The fact that I still say this sometimes💀
"AY MIJITO ERES UN COJUDO" I love this man
Your so fluid in Spanish❤
I think I spelled fluid wrong😂
Dude... It's his mother tongue... 😅
Just- THANKS- 🙏
"H E double hockey sticks" is canadian i love it
"OOOO IS THAT MR H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS?????"
I'm dead rn- 💀 🤣
Si tus papas no dicen un monton de groserías en español frente a sus niños, no son hispanos
si, es justamente la gracia de todo. Mis padres insistían que no diga malas palabras, pero mi madre se mandaba las lisuras más divertidas de la vida jaja
IM CANADIAN SO IF WE SAY "HELL" THE TEACHERS GO: "Ur kid said h-e double hockey sticks!!" ITS JUST CANADIAN BRO
I gotta say as someone who comes from a British/German family I don’t think it’s the whiteness that’s the problem, I think it’s the white Americanness. 😂 My parents and grandparents specifically had a few words to tell me when they found out about H-E Double Hockysticks.
Idk my parents are Christians and still didn't care about me saying that among a few other things that will get you in trouble today. So I'd say it's a very select group of people.
@@kdmarcincuk Oh ya my family are Roman Catholics and curse like sailors! It’s tradition for them.
@@kdmarcincuk Though I’ve found that to be a constant among Roman Catholics. At my old school they’d teach ya that the lord was coming for ya if ya curse! So I never cursed till Senior year High-school and always used alternative words. Eventually I became and adult and realized it was stupid given that my family cursed up down left and right just culturally. So when a girl hit me with her locker cuz she wasn’t paying attention I was in so much pain I just let it rip! Didn’t look back lol but all my friends were so shocked that entire day that the “perfect Christian boy” cursed.
Though I’ve found that Protestant and Liberal Arts teachers always seem to be the ones that get the most angry at cursing in my years.
My mom said that today and I'm like.. "you've said pissed and shit to me.. but won't say hell.."
Glad to know your humor runs in the family 😂❤
There are SO MANY things that are WAY WORSE both in english and even more in spanish😭
¡Ohh por dios! 😂😂 que hilarante.
"Hablaré con él al llegar a casa"
*Al llegar a casa*
"H- E- dos palos de jockey..."
En mi país esa charla solo tiene tres resoluciones, nos reímos del profesor por reverenda frase, nuestros padres se ríen de nosotros por lo ridículo de la situación o ambas al mismo tiempo.
Señores, es que en Latam el amor se expresa con Bullying no hay de otra 😂❤
(Y para groserías somos los mejores 😏)
bro I got put in time out for saying an INANIMATE OBJECT was stupid, teachers are actually insane sometimes
“IS THAT MR. H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS???” Best dad ever😂
The soap looks like if you melted a bunch of laffy taffy together.😋
Them doing this again in an offline collab would be the dream
I Love Everything about this short. Thank You kindly for sharing.
As an exange student I have been send to the principals office for saying "God damn hell" but they didnt even bat an eye when I was reciting every curse word in th edictiany from spanish russian and polish
"Uy HELL ay mijito eres un cojudo" I almost chocked 😂
That honestly sounds adorable. Your parents sound very nice.
As an aussie, Hell being a "curse word" is.. odd.
We use so many WORSE words on the daily. Like fuck, cunt, dick, bastard, etc. Very common, and I just naturally adapted that into my everyday vocab.
Listen if my dad gets particularly moody he'll go off about someone saying Shit there are some people that are absurd about curse words
Yeah, I’m British and the first time I heard ‘h-e double hockey sticks’ was because it was said by an American. I’ve never heard it anywhere else-
as someone who isn't a native english speaker, I think that's so hilarious and I will definitely use it. I never heard something like this before lmao
As an Argentinian, this is the most soft word in the bible we have for curse words that includes using normal things for throw beff to everyone
Now that's a first. Those curse words are compared to the insults my friends can conjure up.
"AY MIJITO ERES UN COJUDO"
LA MEJOR PARTE 😂😂😂
H-E Double Hockey Sticks killed me. Still great that your parents didn't scold you, but instead had a laugh.
I was so tired of my teachers getting mad at me for hell and piss and the phrase shut up.
It is rare that I hear bilingual hispanic speakers say cojudo
Your dad has my love and respect
My parents are from Newfoundland and we swear so much. If my teacher called my parents, they would say "Okay, and? Is there anything that happened that actually requires my attention?" 😂
Mams "Keh??"
Was accurate as hell
*deep breath’s * yeah that would probably happen to me bye have a wonderful day everyone
I was raised by my grandparents. My grandfather was in the navy and my grandmother was/is a housewife, for a bit of context.
I did get into problem as school every now and then for swearing. My grandmother was always furious at me, but my grandfather was always proud of me.
Me and the old man just used to shout and cuss at each other from across the room, also insulting each other. Miss the old man.
As a Spanish speaker, with a parent that speaks broken English....this is the best thing to happen to you. My mom is Mexican American and my dad is Mexican with broken English. The school called her and my dad was home and he laughed in the face of my teacher.
I'd love to hear Cy Yu recount more stories from his childhood as well as those of his family. The reason why is that you can call them "Saab Stories." Get it?
OH GOD THAT GENIUS
That is the best beat reaction to ever have, not even mad, just making a wonderful memory instead
I stil find it hilarious people consider hell a curse word
As a Hispanic I just learned that "hell" is a curse word, I kind of want to show that teacher hispanic curse words...
The dad's reaction is spot on
Cy shall forever be known as Mr H E Double-Hockeysticks
I am so white I reflect light better than paper and never in my life have I heard the term H-E Double hocky sticks. Holy hell hahaha that's something.
I thought H E double hockey sticks was from South Park not an actual thing 💀💀
It is definitely a real thing and it is SO Canadian
I remember in recess I said “goddam” and one of the kids near me went “you can’t say that, ur going against god” I just gave her a deadass look before going “okay.”
She also taught me what a middle finger means cause I kept raising mine that was injured.
That reminds me, I once got it trouble in elementary school for saying hell. You'd think that the context would be me saying that some should go to hell, or saying "what the hell."
You know what though, the context was that no one in heaven or hell can open this juice bottle.
To be fair, I don't think that the teacher knew what the context of me saying hell was, as they were told by the stereotypical tattletail, but still, over a fucking juice bottle?
As a Hispanic myself, my mom would’ve been mad, but my dad would’ve been proud of me and laughed.
I’m been told that too 😂😂 my friends and I were trying so hard not to laugh at that lady