Brilliant quotes from Mark Twain. The best quotes and aphorisms.

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @wiseandfamous
    @wiseandfamous 3 года назад +55

    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - my favorite one

    • @True38
      @True38 3 года назад

      I don't remember anything :)

    • @angelwishes3213
      @angelwishes3213 3 года назад +1

      you have to remember the truth b/c that can be forgotten as well

    • @501man9
      @501man9 3 года назад +1

      I forgot the truth (am I old?)

    • @quotes347
      @quotes347 2 года назад

      Very well quote

  • @mickhealy572
    @mickhealy572 3 года назад +20

    what a brilliant mind.. being old now I can truly appreciate his wisdom, thought and humour, a true thinker... cheers for that from Oz.

  • @zhugeliang3905
    @zhugeliang3905 3 года назад +25

    2:08 My favourite
    “Never tell the truth to those who are not worthy of it.”

    • @quotes347
      @quotes347 2 года назад

      My favourite quote

  • @johnanthonygonzales8714
    @johnanthonygonzales8714 2 года назад +4

    I am hooked on listening to Great Quotes. Thank you..... I think.....?

  • @renupathak4442
    @renupathak4442 4 месяца назад +1

    Love the quotes you send. It is an education for life. How great these wise men were

  • @mark3anthony2002
    @mark3anthony2002 3 года назад +2

    The humor in this is incredible

  • @LAHEX-yt6ux
    @LAHEX-yt6ux 3 года назад +22

    From some of these quotes, you can tell this man had a great sense of humor

  • @tigerlilysoma588
    @tigerlilysoma588 2 года назад

    “Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it”
    Best advice I’ve ever got in my life...

  • @danielluke4139
    @danielluke4139 2 года назад +11

    7:32 "Never argue with stupid people, they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

  • @RedPandas3111
    @RedPandas3111 3 года назад +16

    Some of the best quotes hands down, very intelligent man

  • @lnzo5033
    @lnzo5033 2 года назад +4

    "When you find yourself on the side of the majority, its time to pause and reflect".
    I couldn't understand this message anymore than I do now

  • @merlynamarjit717
    @merlynamarjit717 2 года назад +2

    Wonderful lifetime quotes to remember

  • @nathanreid6687
    @nathanreid6687 3 года назад +16

    Never tell the truth to people who lie

  • @grendo45
    @grendo45 3 года назад +12

    "Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

    • @mikeholloway2625
      @mikeholloway2625 3 года назад +1

      All the wisest men of all time have said the same thing some way or another. Truth is power and mercy the most precious thing that is your's to give away. Never give either away to those unworthy.

    • @peternicholsonu6090
      @peternicholsonu6090 3 года назад +1

      “Don’t mix with fools lest you become one”.

  • @toniparizo8049
    @toniparizo8049 Год назад

    What a wise man. Thank you

  • @nithilarax8340
    @nithilarax8340 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant quotes by Mark Twain 👏

  • @sopphocles
    @sopphocles 3 года назад +6

    The funniest I find of these quote is : “ if you have a clear conscience it’s a clear sign of a bad memory “ hahaha

  • @TriniRoyQuiReyes
    @TriniRoyQuiReyes 3 года назад +38

    "Whenever you are on the side of the mejority , it is time to Pause and think" - "Never tell the truth to people Who are not worthy of it" - Mark Twain. Because It boils down to his Next quote. "Never argue with stupid people, they Will drag you down And beat you with experience. I tried, and tried and this last one is so true, it's pointless.

    • @True38
      @True38 3 года назад +5

      Don't argue period. It serves no point and you're not going to convince anyone since people hold on to their beliefs, values, and ideas.
      Law# 9

    • @tremkoalaska5543
      @tremkoalaska5543 3 года назад +1

      @@True38 or just move so far away there is nobody to argue with

    • @True38
      @True38 3 года назад +1

      @@tremkoalaska5543 That works as well.

  • @name-ic3vo
    @name-ic3vo 2 года назад

    "i was educated once - it took me years to get over it" best quote and so true

  • @oedrogonzalez7056
    @oedrogonzalez7056 3 года назад +7

    Athe more I learn about people the more I like my dog

  • @globaltips168
    @globaltips168 3 года назад +7

    Great quotes

  • @creativebooksummaries
    @creativebooksummaries 2 года назад

    Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
    Mark Twain

  • @johnnyghoul8100
    @johnnyghoul8100 3 года назад +4

    I always tell my enemies the truth but I make sure they hate me first so they don't believe me 🤣

  • @rogerjamespaul5528
    @rogerjamespaul5528 2 года назад +9

    “Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” - Mark Twain

  • @jeanmechellepablicopablico3934
    @jeanmechellepablicopablico3934 3 года назад +2

    These quote comes with genius mind

  • @chadkline4268
    @chadkline4268 3 года назад +1

    Very good thanks for the video!

  • @truartist5379
    @truartist5379 3 года назад +7

    “I’ve never let my schooling interfere with my education”

  • @robertball6301
    @robertball6301 3 года назад +1

    I like 'if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.' I started reading Huckleberry Finn for WR 123.

  • @un-limited7009
    @un-limited7009 3 года назад +1

    Thanks

  • @alanab9674
    @alanab9674 3 года назад +2

    I also like Will Rogers. "What people know that ain't so." Like Mark Twain, they would go on talking tours. People would pay admission to hear them speak.

  • @melissakwdishman
    @melissakwdishman 2 месяца назад

    Brilliant man

  • @Contraflow01
    @Contraflow01 3 года назад +6

    Good quotes read by robots are worst than bad quotes read by humans

  • @mdfazalmahmudshah7183
    @mdfazalmahmudshah7183 3 года назад +2

    My Favorite person.

  • @geronimo3180
    @geronimo3180 2 года назад

    truth that's all ...amazing M.T.

  • @shondamorse8822
    @shondamorse8822 3 года назад +2

    So very true and divinely put but #Amen so convenient how others forget everything ✌️😶 ✨🕊️✨

  • @kathypaul8580
    @kathypaul8580 2 года назад +2

    Amen

  • @mamacline33
    @mamacline33 3 года назад +2

    Beautiful 💛

  • @michaelwilliams7907
    @michaelwilliams7907 2 года назад +2

    NEVER TELL THE TRUTH TO THOSE WHO ARE UNWORTHY OF IT. THANK YOU. HOW BOUT - YOU CANT TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHAT YOU DONT KNOW ??? MERRY XMAS EVERYONE

  • @amparogonzalez1269
    @amparogonzalez1269 3 года назад +2

    Never tell the truth to people who lie or are ignorant

  • @michaelwilliams7907
    @michaelwilliams7907 2 года назад +2

    EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THE KEN BURNS SERIES HE DID ON MARK TWAIN ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO. ITS EXCELLENT

  • @lindahollander3588
    @lindahollander3588 3 года назад +11

    He seems like the kind of person I would have like to have known

  • @goatface6602
    @goatface6602 3 года назад +2

    The voice doesn’t pass the Turing test.

  • @sgtboz9730
    @sgtboz9730 3 года назад +18

    "God created war so Americans would learn geography." LOL

  • @JohnChapmanGuitarist
    @JohnChapmanGuitarist 2 года назад

    Genius!

  • @colc2190
    @colc2190 Месяц назад

    There is no such thing as a bad day, some are better than others. My belief

  • @happysmurfette
    @happysmurfette 3 года назад

    I appreciate you Quotes of the great for sharing these brilliant quotes✨🌊🦉great reminders to apply in my life with a dash of love🌻🦋 priceless.
    Keep up the awesome work, thank you!!
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  • @Hecate369healing
    @Hecate369healing 3 года назад +2

    BRILLIANT QUALITY MIND 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

  • @budoykoko565
    @budoykoko565 2 года назад

    If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and man.
    -Mark Twain

  • @GoddessBlessYou
    @GoddessBlessYou 3 года назад +9

    What a mechanical reading of these delicious quotes from an amazing man. The intonation is all wrong. Must be a computer, not a person.

  • @realestatecoach8626
    @realestatecoach8626 3 года назад +2

    Some of these quotes are too funny !
    Surprise he didn’t come up with the quote “ Never argue with a fool , onlookers might not be able to tell the difference! “

    • @westnblu
      @westnblu 2 года назад

      clever

    • @realestatecoach8626
      @realestatecoach8626 2 года назад +1

      @@westnblu thanks, that was from the book of Proverbs. Wish I came up with it. Lol

  • @tomeverett2212
    @tomeverett2212 3 месяца назад

    "He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

  • @JB-sb2uw
    @JB-sb2uw 2 года назад

    Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

  • @snapfinger1
    @snapfinger1 2 года назад

    What men desire most is to be envied.

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742
    @wisconsinfarmer4742 3 года назад

    We lucked out on this side of the pond and got our own George Bernard Shaw

  • @haroldkay6303
    @haroldkay6303 3 года назад +1

    Its to bad that we missed that time period

  • @epicwork5970
    @epicwork5970 3 года назад +1

    Never say never

  • @lendavidhart9710
    @lendavidhart9710 3 года назад +3

    We have the best government that credit can buy

  • @frankiepatron9834
    @frankiepatron9834 2 года назад

    A friend also said that is no one is here to receive you

  • @Jay-nb1ss
    @Jay-nb1ss 2 года назад +1

    One quote he said was use a word 3 times correctly it's yours.

  • @goharikjones7387
    @goharikjones7387 3 года назад +2

    Like the one that says, God invented War so Americans can learn Geography..

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack8054 3 года назад +8

    Great quotes, but the robotic voice is distracting and the women's legs behind the quotes is odd as it is curious.

  • @WiseQuotesLS
    @WiseQuotesLS 2 года назад

    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything„
    _Mark Twain

  • @williambrady1043
    @williambrady1043 3 года назад +10

    The narrator's voice inflection shows that he doesn't get what Twain was saying.

    • @ZooxMaze
      @ZooxMaze 3 года назад +1

      Bot ;)

    • @MJ-ix7wm
      @MJ-ix7wm 3 года назад

      @@ZooxMaze I think they are sounding more real and it fools people!?!??! I guess....

    • @ZooxMaze
      @ZooxMaze 3 года назад

      @@MJ-ix7wm Maybe, English is not their first language... :-/

    • @MJ-ix7wm
      @MJ-ix7wm 3 года назад

      @@ZooxMaze that would make sense my friend. Peace be with you.

  • @GinjaNinja01
    @GinjaNinja01 3 года назад +17

    I think an actual HUMAN instead of a sterile, emotionless computerized voice-over program...could have captured the wry humour far better. We are still employing actual people...aren't we?

    • @d.l.loonabide9981
      @d.l.loonabide9981 3 года назад +1

      Get the guy who voices Colonel Sanders' cartoon character.

    • @sonicgauge1
      @sonicgauge1 3 года назад +2

      @@d.l.loonabide9981 Foghorn Leghorn

    • @micheleserio2061
      @micheleserio2061 3 года назад

      Agreed! And wtvr subliminal is going on in the background? Distracting...
      I love Clemens
      ✌💛

    • @micheleserio2061
      @micheleserio2061 3 года назад

      @@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

    • @micheleserio2061
      @micheleserio2061 3 года назад

      @@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

  • @thecookj454
    @thecookj454 2 года назад

    Twain was a genius, very out
    thinking dude

  • @miadahhajbi6442
    @miadahhajbi6442 2 года назад

    Don’t tell the truth to people you don’t have too they know everything already .

  • @justkeepmovingforward.3888
    @justkeepmovingforward.3888 3 года назад +1

    " baseless confidence is merely a cheap arrogance"
    - me who stole it from a manhwa.

  • @joe47771
    @joe47771 3 года назад +1

    don't think that you can get that gerry rafferty by me

  • @celticmulato2609
    @celticmulato2609 2 года назад +1

    I love the stupid people and telling the truth quote.

  • @jdawgxpxduh8763
    @jdawgxpxduh8763 3 года назад +5

    hes brillant

  • @billchong2089
    @billchong2089 3 года назад +1

    The secret is to find what is the real truth.

  • @WordsofWisdomquotes
    @WordsofWisdomquotes 2 года назад

    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything

  • @Edwindeleon-gi8os
    @Edwindeleon-gi8os 2 месяца назад

    ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE IS IGNORANCE AND CONFIDENCE = THEN SUCCES IS SURE

  • @Johnconno
    @Johnconno 3 года назад +1

    'Some girls are bigger than others.'

  • @directdinstrada
    @directdinstrada 3 года назад

    Is this vidnami voice over? It sounds ok!

  • @daveinthailand
    @daveinthailand 2 года назад +1

    God created war so Americans would learn Geography BRILLIANT

  • @mikehess4494
    @mikehess4494 2 года назад +1

    Even Data would have voiced these quotes better.

  • @mynameisnobody6052
    @mynameisnobody6052 3 года назад +1

    A woman that is pretty , it might be all she has ! " Nobody "

  • @sonicgauge1
    @sonicgauge1 3 года назад +1

    The best government money can buy, lol.. and, man was made after a week's work when God was tired, lol my faves..

  • @thereliefchannel6372
    @thereliefchannel6372 3 года назад +6

    This would be considerably more appreciable if it wasn't being vocalized by a ROBOT.

    • @tonylohi3685
      @tonylohi3685 3 года назад

      Good one bro It should be added to Mark Twains quotes Im sure if he were here in 2021 he would have said that, but the robot would be offended as almost all people are by everything these days - just utterly offended robots

  • @billionairelifestyle8622
    @billionairelifestyle8622 3 года назад +1

    PICTURE ME MAKING BILLIONS

  • @frankiepatron9834
    @frankiepatron9834 2 года назад

    First I day of work
    A man walked a thisand miles for a drink of water
    A friend told me to look on the mirror and who I see is who I take care of

  • @morfsevals4106
    @morfsevals4106 3 года назад +1

    AREA UNSOLVED: Streets of the community ......... Book ...... ...

  • @501man9
    @501man9 3 года назад

    It's fun to "lie" to someone who is gullible.

  • @normanzimmerman5029
    @normanzimmerman5029 2 года назад

    Foregiveness and shredding heels…

  • @oedrogonzalez7056
    @oedrogonzalez7056 3 года назад +2

    I don't like bestsellers everybody reads them

  • @rizalinasalazar5846
    @rizalinasalazar5846 2 года назад +1

    🙏😍

  • @fishflaps7030
    @fishflaps7030 3 года назад +1

    Robots rule

  • @bipinshahi9830
    @bipinshahi9830 2 года назад

    Mammy!!!

  • @Leo-nine
    @Leo-nine 3 года назад +2

    Robots speaking the words of great humans. Yikes.

  • @joemarcomamao1560
    @joemarcomamao1560 2 года назад

    Like me anytime accept all the time..

  • @engchoontan8483
    @engchoontan8483 9 месяцев назад

    Then the scholars became engineers and went on to great heights of shania-twain. Man, they are womenly.

    • @engchoontan8483
      @engchoontan8483 9 месяцев назад

      Africans will offer Shakira and waka-waka eh-eh, this time for Africa.

  • @sipoppy984
    @sipoppy984 2 года назад +2

    If you're going to use a robot voice to narrate... Don't bother !

  • @frankiepatron9834
    @frankiepatron9834 2 года назад

    .ark train road the Mississippi during his career

  • @bayaosborn1015
    @bayaosborn1015 3 года назад +1

    Me I'm funny💥😎👍I can💯 no fear 🍺😎👍 beer,. I do💯 not really, hear that💥
    ?🤔??? ✅✅✅ Other people's habits I've noticed some people shocking💯. Made that up💯 some good some🖕

  • @SuperSlik50
    @SuperSlik50 3 года назад

    The wise man will seek out towels of terry in fields of elongated labia

  • @Trox2018
    @Trox2018 3 года назад +3

    Why the garbage synth voice over?

  • @joana.6736
    @joana.6736 3 года назад +1

    I would ask you please to read these great sayings yourself. But the AI voice is painful.

  • @kingkongstrong3633
    @kingkongstrong3633 3 года назад +2

    The greatest wisdom of all mankind is to believe in the LORD JESUS CHRIST and be saved 🙏 Everyone will desire heaven one day. Everyone!

  • @miekesiauw3805
    @miekesiauw3805 3 года назад

    Brutal tapi tolol..dia berani lancang melakukan yg buruk padamu Jika sedikit kesenggol..jauhi..keburukan ya bukan tanggung jawabnmu tanamkan..ini duri..Jika lengah pasti tertusuk..lebih Baik dihindari..Masih banyak manusia yg bukan sebagai duri..bisa menyampaikan sesuatu untuk sebuah kebaikan bersama daripada melakukan kebetulan Karena merasa kesenggol