Das Cake No. We did not deserve him. He is the hero we needed, though. We should be truly honored that a literal god such as him came to visit us in the form of RUclips captions.
The captions say they are unedited, but i can remember listening to it a year ago and it was "dumb lazy burning fool" instead of "chum lazy burning food"
This is the best thing I have watched since the pandemic has started, and this is the 2nd best comment I have ever read since the pandemic has started also (I am sorry).
@@aidancommenting Yes, but there's a moment right before a seizure (well, I should've said epileptic attack, since that covers both a seizure and that feeling) where you can feel it coming in and that's what I was referring to.
It’s half full if it was filled when it was completely empty, and it’s half empty if half the fuel from the tank has been used (or maybe it doesn’t matter idk)
![gas gas gas but every other beat happens twice [CC]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/d3x4eHI0jQQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![gas gas gas but every other beat happens twice [CC]](/img/tr.png)
![through the fire and flames but beats 2 and 4 are swapped [CC]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p_gnqKReoEk/mqdefault.jpg)
Partial D
Oof
Preliminary D
Just the tip
1st and 3rd D
Half D
“Take my car”
“Take my tv”
Yeah sure thanks
but now, he's dead
take my tv
and drive it into a church
@@trashbeast mosque*
dont mind if i do
@@trashbeast I heard it and it's HILARIOUS
imagine hearing this coming from a car that’s just teleporting all over the road
They are just lagging
Cyberpunk 2077
Th ould b fny
lag in real lyife
spaghetti
**Screams in pure fear**
“I wanna waste food!”
“Shall not!”
Good advice. Don’t waste food
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
No, it’s SHALL NOT
*When you lagging in an online game*
Adam Austin as you can see meaning is tottaly different. And its scary.
I feel this
Lagging in a online cars game
@@obrechen1306 lagging in initial D arcade stage 8
lagging in Mario Kart be like...
The person who subtitled the CC is the real hero.
It was a guy called "Whip" you just had to watch till the end
*drive a long teacher*
IDK what you're talking about! It was clearly stated that they were auto-generated
Facts😂😂😂
I love how they just have a seizure at the end with the yelling
1:36 "It's gonna suck!" That energy tho
🤣🤣🤣
"it's gonna suck HIIIIIGHEEEEER"
No comment 😂😂😂
That describes COD Nowadays.
What batteries are you using?
Me: *A A A*
take. my AAA
aaaa* Yes quadruple a batteries exist
@@8bit_cat72 Triple A batteries
Bazsi_HUNツ and they’re tiny as crap
@@chillboard4904 I know
When you're drifting on 2 wheels
Drifting on bike
You're on drugs kid.
So me in Midnight Club?
@@電車でDick Everyone*
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 Actually yeah It's not just me but everyone can Drift while weight transferring
Can we just talk about how the "Yeeeeeee-eeeeeeee-eeeeeeee" Part sounds unintentionally awesome?
The lyrics before that too
@@Skeletonman59 i step on ass
@@seventwentyseven cool
@@elferson man dont delete your comment how am i gonna know to what i answered
@@seventwentyseven what
"I wanna waste food"
"Shall not!"
What a nice guy
*When you drift on your unicycle*
Underrated
Well its a car so it supposed to be a bicycle
Sorry if I ruined it tho
When you drift but go up on the two side wheels
1:41 when you forget your pick up line
Lmao
2:05
Guaranteed they'll marry you on the spot if you use it
@Jackson Carpenter i know
Bruh😹😹
AE43
Individuo80 Tota Cola Lein/Sper Trno
that sounds like a Coke bootleg lmao
the future xd
Hachoku
Running in the 45's
*_[A W K W A R D M A L E M O A N]_*
Japanese orgy
Electro Chrome when is that at
@@Cmplx.08 At the end
Electro Chrome lol
*begining noises intensifies* HHHHHHHAAAAAQAAHH JGXYMDYNDJDGNH
I got this song in beat saber and i nearly died laughing when i heard "TAKE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIC, MY AAH"
same
i found it on beatsaber lol
DRIVE A LONG TEACHER!
DICK, MY AH MY AH
as i read this comment this very line played and i died
1:04 *T A K E M Y T I D D Y*
Take my tiddy WHAT
*DRIVE A TEACHER*
Oh no
[Cause I want to]
[Low key!]
0:33
Can we talk about how good 0:07 sounds?
*_D I C K_*
MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Guess wating wating *Fwuuuuuu*
the lead up sounds like a sonic soundtrack ngl
It's gonna suck!
*MY AHHH*
PowerPulser its gonna SUCC HAIGHER
*DICC*
*A RUNNING FISH*
What is my aah? It sounds like operaesque
@@DaGamerFiles *D R Y Y Y E Y E E E ! !*
*DICK!*
My Aaaa!....
this literally cracked me up
🤣🤣🤣👍
nice
I heard it "d*ck my car" soooo
a running fish!
I gotta agree the part after that is just hype af
0:54 dumb lazy burning fool killed me
0:57
00:58 its like im fat
If you open captions it's actually Chum lazy burning food😹
Have my 500th like for that!
1:12 a llama. My favourite anime character
this makes normal gas gas gas feel like an experienced player replaying a game while this version is a speedrunner playing a game
The beats aren't missing, they just removed to go *FASTER*
**Eurobeat intensifies**
They aren't missing they're just removed
weight reduction
@@Nyctophiliac. damn,i was going to make the joke,but someone beat me to it
Bro this is just the ping being removed
weight reduction
1:41 made me wheeze too hard, the tone shift is too funny
Voice crak
😳
@@nekuroverse you are the "lul" translate it
@@nekuroverse Why did it said Asshole for some reason.
Turn on subtitles right there, you won't regret it.
As someone who hasn't heard the whole song, this sounds like fire.
have you heard it yet?
@@internetguy7319 Yes
Damn which is better
@@aureusknighstar2195 both is good. But if you don't want to get copyrighted this is better
@@aureusknighstar2195 I like this version better
0:59 “got bob taken out”
poor king bob, he will be remembered
Why is nobody talking about "A running fish!" ?
because its normal
kappa
You gonna have to try a little harder than THAT
*This is fine...*
two weiner
Darwin
Someone called Whip did subtitles
Everybody, praise Whip, for they are the best human
You’re welcome. I’m just one person, though.
you have brought us one step closer to perfection
Link pls
@@myownsummrr it's an option on this video, check buttons
every day we stray further away from god
Is it just me or this sounds even more epic?
I can't stop listening to this 😂. Do some animation with this song!
0:18 sounds pretty good
DaFuq!?Boom! Неужели сам Dafuq собственной персоной? Моё почтение
@@lockdown9520 Где-где, но здесь не ожидал встретить русских
Хелмет а мир полон сюрпризов
"Wanna race?"
"Shall not!"
half the gas
Sideswipe ...for half the price
gas and a half
Half the gas
Half the speed
Double the awesomeness
Dark Half the price
half the life
half the universe
Half the time
Half the pride... Double the fall
0:57 "Dumb lazy burning fool!"
man that's gonna be some sort of new quote or insult to lazy people :v
Not really, this comment is unfunny...
@@WickedDaniel *You're unfunny...*
@@WickedDaniel your face is unfunny
Vilendro edge lord
@@WickedDaniel S U B J E C T I V E T Y
"GA A A I'm deaf from ass"
thanks! really cool
0:57 When you need to delete someone’s self esteem.
GOT POWER TAKEN OUT
@@chillboard4904 [its a kitchen]
READY READY!
TAKE MA TIDDY
DRIVE EM TEACHER
Cruise Control
I step on ass
very nice like number
Two wiener
Needs more likes
I step on ass
*TURN ON THE CAPTIONS.*
*WHO DID THIS.*
Fantan 123 im diein xD
*_You’re welcome. ;)_*
Whip is the hero we deserve...
GAAS GAAS
I Step on ass
Das Cake No. We did not deserve him. He is the hero we needed, though. We should be truly honored that a literal god such as him came to visit us in the form of RUclips captions.
1:25 guitar solo tho
Alternative Title: "Manuel has an Mental Breakdown while singing Gas Gas Gas"
Alternative title: "manuel fucking dies"
Alternative title: manuel has mental breakdown and also dies at the same time
Manuel sings Gas Gas Gas while having 3 strokes
Gaaaa aaaaa aaaas i stepon ass
FlyingKitty be like
It's only 2:20 minutes because it's running out of gas.
Drive a _L O N G T E A C H E R_
The meme we have but didn't know we needed
Zarincium oh my KSP player. Is it Space Shuttle on picc.
I think it should exist as a meme?
Somehow this version makes me want to drive even faster than the original does. Levels noone thought were imaginable
no-one *
Nobody:
Song: *"It's like upse-EEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE!!!"*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lmao
Gaaa
Aaa
AAAA
yEee
EEEEE
*EEEEEEEEEE*
*CHUM LAZY BURNING FOOD ITS LIKE UPSETTTTTTT, GOT BOB TAKEN OUT [ IT'S THE KITCHEN]*
1:03 *TAKE MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TIDDY*
*DRIVE A LONG TEACHER!!*
*[Cause I want to!!!!]*
[ low key ]
I wanna waste food!
SHALL NOT
When you're misfiring on half the cylinders
When your car has a Honda v6 turbo engine after a long stint with Mercedes v8 turbo engines.
GP2 Engine
Toyota 0.8L 2 cylinder 8 valve
It's Ders Mane
It’s a 2 F C l
Woke up this morning, played this song, drunk red bull and did 80mph on the highway to work when I forgot I left my car at home
0:00 "Okay, that's actually a pretty nice new bass line they got there
0:19 *autonomic nervous system shuts down*
"A running fish"
*Wait, that's illegal*
Uhm
He do be walking tho
Goldfishes in Terraria be like:
Darwin? Tawog?
@@bangtanomaniakim9351 yes true
1:08
"I wanna waste food!"
"Shall not!"
African kid speaking up
* Takes hot pocket * ya wanna waste food? YEET * bin noise. MP3 *
GAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAS
wait until karens get upset
@@yurivillanueva9337 I S T A P E D O N A S S
@@White-Kagura *D R Y Y Y E Y E E E E E*
“Got bob taken out”
“It’s a kitchen”
HOLY SHIT THEY ATE BOB WHAT THE FUCK
Me: I can tell the lyrics is going to have a lot of shenanigans. *Slurps drink*
Lyrics: *D I C K*
Me: _ALMOST CHOKES ON DRINK-_
I love how that sets the tone for the whole video
*W H E E Z E*
Alexandra true
MY AAAAAAA
MY AAAAAH!
When you yee but its eurobeat.
Yeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee
Gaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaa
Eurobeat but it's during the Plauge.
T
Peek
Engiebeat
*D I C K M Y C A R*
Me: okay.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Put it right in that exhaust pipe
@@jimothybiscuit14yearsago49 fuel tank
@@lantern7413 Stick it in the radiator grates
@@jimothybiscuit14yearsago49 cup holders
0:13 When they kick you so hard that you have a stroke
Drifting on two wheels
Critical Error LOL
Fourth Stage, first race
Comes pretty close, drifting on 3
It's called bunking, my dude
Bike drifting
Neat
I've reached the point where I unironically enjoy this and listen to it multiple times a day.
same
Same
same
Same
same
1:15
"I RUN AS ASH TO BE THE GAY"
killed me, holy kek.
Pokemon fanfic
1:15?
@@feloven lol
lol kek
When you're so quick king crimson skips time by himself
Holy shit an actual correct comprehension of King Crimson in the wild
"I need a pee hole"
That's what I hear instead of "I need a hero"
1:52
I died when I listened to that part after reading this
Thats gey
(Edit: thats hella gey)
its actually says pee hole lol
1:01 “It’s a k i t c h e n*
-my sleep paralysis demon
Mirage plant B in a nutshell
READY? READY!
RAINING RAINING
1:02
when you're a teen who has no idea how a car works but you just shortcut through the technical shit and become the best drifter in the entire world
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
0:01 is where the fun begins
When you drive automatic
The fact that CVT automatics EXISTS makes me wanna to commit toaster bath.
Franek Karnat very true!
0:57
CVT auto=anus cancer
Extactly your missing the fun of a manual transmission
*TAKE MY TV*
PowerPulser #INeedYourPeeHole
At first it was about cars.
A few beats later, it’s a really symbolic song about sexuality.
Nah
Dan and Christine Harbour yes
A Llama
Mattheus Branco oh uuh yes
It was never about cars
The captions say they are unedited, but i can remember listening to it a year ago and it was "dumb lazy burning fool" instead of "chum lazy burning food"
The caption translated into Portuguese also says this, I think they updated the caption, because I also remember reading this
"There is no god"
-Stephen Hawking
-this song
im a monster so ill ruined ur 69 likes
I felt that slap my individual brain cells to commiting suicide
This is the best thing I have watched since the pandemic has started, and this is the 2nd best comment I have ever read since the pandemic has started also (I am sorry).
300
There is a God though
0:13 I played the wrong song then my parents came in.
😹😹
next thing you know ur parents are vibing with you
@@Swintifico lol
F
L
I S T E P O N *A S S*
* D O N T B L A Z Y B U R N I N F O O*
ruclips.net/video/ES9CvQRJqRM/видео.html at 0:15
*great content
I T S G O N N A S U C K M Y D I C K
Its you....
Manuel: do you like my car?
Tarzan: do like car?
Car guys: do you like her?
Ma el: DO KE AR?
DICK
MY AHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I need the hero!"
No! You need an adult!
Was thinking the exact same thing.
There is no such thing as adults right here
Yeet
0:43
This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever experienced
best way to describe it i guess
thank you creator for creating the subtitles, now im mentally insane and need to go to a psychiatrist
just for clarity: this is how a seizure feels like. everything looks recognizable, but off once you start to think about it
Evangelion reference
Asuka
Isn't a seizure when you, uhm.. seize? Kinda hard to think when you're spasming uncontrollably
@@aidancommenting Yes, but there's a moment right before a seizure (well, I should've said epileptic attack, since that covers both a seizure and that feeling) where you can feel it coming in and that's what I was referring to.
@@Tony_Apple no
_Take... my "ah"!_
receive my oh
*DICK*
*MY AAAAAAAAH*
*AAAAAAAAAH*
AAAAAAAAAH
aaaaaaaaaah
When you're trying to find you're favorite part of a song.
Yeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeee
I know I'm late, but your profile picture is awesome.
This hits different after Manuel's death
😢It sure does... Even sounds kind of disrespectful
Wait what?
0:19 its actually better than original
Oh yeah
It’s all coming together
No no he got a point
And this 0:07
Yes
0:28 "GOT A FEELING, DEEP IN HOLE"
Yes
It's sunda kis
The dislikes are the other beats
0:57 ''dumb lazy burning fool'' lmao
0:13 The captions are starting off hard I see
LMFAO
100 like
"dumb lazy burning fool"
How can this piece of lyrics relate to me this much
its like I am sad
It’s basically the same song except the lyrics are unintelligible
so it's the same song
Dick, my ahhhh
*gaAaAAAAS*
Put the subtiles
It's gonna suck AAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@pikariocraftf2802 420th like
“What’s your favorite song?”
GGA-AAA-ASS
2:02 sounds unironically good
Random yelling followed by "I step on ass." This is perfect
Guess waiting waiting, fuuuu-
It’s gonna suck,
*IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-*
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*
if you read 0:33 with CC its the worst
This is Diavolo while racing.
Kingu kurimazon nonoryuku
@@I_Am_Scp_049 Yes sir
Ah yes.
Ah yes
Man of culture as well
Then he crashes. Now it's cannon.
The final scream is glorious
Should be a metal song by Dragonforce. With that style of editing.
My friends: so what do you listen to
Me: I’m not sure honestly
Holy fuck I'm back
1:20 the guitar solo still sounds really coherent
gaaaa AAAAA *AAAAA*
db When gas prices drop
*_a r u n n i n g f i s h_*
AAAA AA AAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA! AA AAAAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAA AA AAAAAAAAA! AAAA AAA AAAA! AAAA AAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAA AAA AAA AA AAAA) :( AAA
*TURN ON CAPTIONS I PROMISE YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED 😂*
I can't stop wheezing, you know😂
0:33 on captions
WTF I can't stop laughing
0:13 - 0:15 how to describe hentai in 3 words
Yeah.
You just got your Funny license. Use it wisely.
Basically
And every ejaculation must be atleast 1 litre of seaman
but... i heared TAKE MY CAR
"It's gonna suck- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEE!!!"
now thats prolly a strong suck xD
I think we need an instrumental version of this
No.
Yes
It sounds good
YES
Yes
Why isn't this in instant regret playlist?
It will be soon
Maybe
never
Alison Marques Make lyric captions part of the video
I think it will be there soon just because of the subtitles.
Is the tank half full or half empty?
Nathan Obral Maybe half full.
the amount of fuel in the tank is equal to 1 half of the tank's volume
Or maybe the tank is twice as big as it needs to be.
It’s half full if it was filled when it was completely empty, and it’s half empty if half the fuel from the tank has been used (or maybe it doesn’t matter idk)
Half