0:01 For anyone actually curious about the lizard she's holding, it looks a Tegu. Tegus are basically if Monitor Lizards were omnivorous and had big jowls like a Green Iguana. Edit: The Tegu's name is MacGuyver and he has his own channel that's mostly videos of him being doted on by his owner.
And they're quite smart. Not great pets unless you really know what you're doing with reptiles though. I see a lot of bigger lizards (iguanas, monitors, tegus) die young because their owners don't care for them properly.
So here's mine; It's quite similar to the one at 41:26. Context: Thanksgiving dinner, extended family is present. For some reason, my older cousin thought it would be funny to tell 8 year old me that "spanking the monkey" is slang for taking a dump. So after our family dinner, I asked my mom in front of my whole family "May I be excused? I need to go spank the monkey." To this day, there is not a single thanksgiving that goes by without someone mentioning the incident. Thanks Adam.
I love stories where it's teaching little kids about slangs with wrong definition and then they get embarrassed and everyone won't stop talking about it
I remember sitting down with popcorn and soda last year when they made their last compilation. this time I think they put in so much effort to find the best ones. good job guys!
@@deotexh Nothing, he just moved on when the EmKay team found their new narrators, Damien still has his own channel and discord where he still does reddit readings, just not with EmKay anymore
@@RealKingCRK If i had to choose a pet, cat would be the obvious choice, but if i had to choose a fighter, a moose is enough to scare away 99.9% of animals. They’re basically miniature hippos.
Some of these cursed comments are going to live rent free in my head, and honestly. I think I can live with that. Also, been a minute since I heard Damien's voice! Nice to hear them on the mic again c:
@@shamrockers4744 its said "mothers dont teach their daughters to suck dick thats daddys job" i said its uncles job because uncles are known on the internet to be pedophiles and weird. hope that helps but the fact someone is dumb enough to not understand it is astounding.
"teen left with knife stuck in her face after being robbed" damn, must be one of those magical teleporting knives that leave no trace of it's puncture point when it teleports from the left side of the face to the right.
Coulda been pics from different phones, or one may have been in front mode while the other was from the back. Hard to be sure but there are obvious explanations too
48:35 The reason actually is : The Great War was the first name. A few years later, it was renamed “The World War” and then it wasn’t singular because basically the same people fought again later, so because there was now 2 world wars, they made World War 1 and World War 2. (It’s funny because the First World War indirectly caused the second one, hitler is drafted, almost is killed at the end of the war. Germany was placed in absolute shambles at the end too.)
Now all you need to do is... G̵̛̦͎̪͔͖̗̖̻̜̩̗̊͛͒̈̈̽́̓̂̎͘͘͜E̸̡̦͉͔̝͙͗͑̃̐͊̋͐ͅT̵͚̙̳͙̹͖̒̓͊̍̇͌̓͐̃̉͘͝ ̴̹͉̥̦̬͌O̴̧̭̤̹͆Ü̵̡̗̤͖͚͕̯̠͓͖͇̭̔T̶̨͕̪̱͍̝̘͚͋͊͑͊͗̀̄͊͗͂̓̊͑̿͝ ̴̛̰̙͓̣͕̝̪̘̩̼̥Ẁ̸̢͉̬̼̣͖̫̠̼͍̬̤̹̩̞͋̄͂Ḧ̴̹͙́̍͆̆͒̔̓͑̇̽͘Ì̷̙̇͐͑͋͐̋͐̈̒͘Ļ̸̛̱͕͎̮̘͓̩̩͒̎̒͗̏͆̕ͅĘ̵̧̛͙͔̯̣̘̲͖́͌́̏̿̔̉ͅ ̶̧̫͙̳̓̎́͂̽͌͋̽̔̿̑̐̕̚Y̸̨̧̢̛͓̙̙͓̫̣̝̌̎͋͛̽͐̃̅̔̏͠Ó̸͕̭̙̥̮̖̯̣͜Ü̷̧͖͚͈͉͈̝̣̲͊̌̈́̒́ ̴̬̾̒S̸̬̳̙͈̈́̾́ͅT̶̨̧̧̪̬͔̗̳̺͓̳̘̉̒͗̑̌̌̏̄̔̈́͆̚͝I̷̧̬̤̍̈́̐͒̈́̐͌̑͝L̵̪̼͔̰̭̫̥̐̒̽͑̾́͐͒͊̀L̶̛͉̎̓͐̂͝ ̸̢̢̛̱̼̯̪͙̭̞̰̞̽̅̅́̔͐́̔̈̀͂̉̚͘C̷̻̝͓̠͈̞̞̗̯̀̍Ä̸̧͕͚͉͓̜͎͇̫͙̪́̎̏̐̔̑͑̌̆̈̈́̿̔͝Ń̸͉͗͑͌̋͐͊͝͝!̴̞̥͚̱͈̭͉͖͎̪̲̣͊̽̾̑̈́̇!̵̛̬̻̙̬̞̞̲̟̝͙̗̅͑̊̆͘͝͝ͅ Hahah! >:D
5:34 quick correction. that isn't Vishnu, that's Shiva. i can see how u got them mixed up, but to remember which is which, remember that Lord Shiva is the one who has the, let's call it a trident for now, behind him or next to him, and the 3rd eye on the center of his forehead.
24:36 Funny thing is, they really did that with a bunch of German RUclipsrs. Its a project that is called 7 vs WIld. 7 Days in the woods of Sweeden in Season one.
1:17 Let me correct that: The meat is the robotics, and the organs are the electronics. The skin is the armor. The skeleton is still a skeleton, the structure itself. The brain is the AI it runs on, the heart is the power plant.
8:02 isn’t actually that cursed, it’s just misinterpreted. The ice cream man pretty much gave little Timmy a job offer. If he helps him serve other customers, he’ll get ice cream for free.
38:26 I feel like 2 is the obvious answer. Like, it's already transitioned into the front half of a horse by the location of 1, whereas by 2 it's all horse, so it's only natural it would be there, as that's where it would naturally be on a horse.
8:48 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
53:50 espacio is a character from a game, in the lore of said character, its stated that it likes playing Pac-Man and hates whoever dosent like playing Pac-Man. it has gone to war with many "nations"(in the game they arent called that) because the guy who rules over them dosent like Pac-Man. if i have time to prepare, i would just play Pac-Man on my laptop and then make him leave my house. then its every one else's problem to deal with a bear sized deranged Pac-Man fan
35:10
"We just have a queen that doesn't die." Yeah, uh, about that
Aged badly
About that…😅
oh crumpets 😰
How funny would it have been if she died exactly when Schlatt said he reckons it will happen?
that did not age well...
The fact he says things like “balls deep in an Oompa Loompa” but bleeps out the word ass makes this so much funnier
I wish i was was that oompa loompa
"Oompa Loompa doopadie dee, Please get that fucking thing outta me." 💀
Nah its because youtube doesnt allow swear
@@Vsevolodbochkov same
@@bhamoel omg I burst out laughing
35:24
I guess she didn't stand a chance against Schlatt's karate moves
oh god
omg when I heard that I immediately had to go look it up and was relieved it wasn't november 25th
agreed
I was not responsible for what happened September 8, 2022-Jschlatt
@@ahhh844 he was delayed a few mouths so that he could have a meeting with techoblade
Damien actually has a really good Kermit impression.
On god, I thought that was edited
0:01 For anyone actually curious about the lizard she's holding, it looks a Tegu. Tegus are basically if Monitor Lizards were omnivorous and had big jowls like a Green Iguana.
Edit: The Tegu's name is MacGuyver and he has his own channel that's mostly videos of him being doted on by his owner.
And they're quite smart. Not great pets unless you really know what you're doing with reptiles though. I see a lot of bigger lizards (iguanas, monitors, tegus) die young because their owners don't care for them properly.
huh didn't know what that was but now i know thanks for the neat fact.
@@fevre_dream8542I thought you were gonna say Asians again
So here's mine; It's quite similar to the one at 41:26. Context: Thanksgiving dinner, extended family is present. For some reason, my older cousin thought it would be funny to tell 8 year old me that "spanking the monkey" is slang for taking a dump. So after our family dinner, I asked my mom in front of my whole family "May I be excused? I need to go spank the monkey." To this day, there is not a single thanksgiving that goes by without someone mentioning the incident. Thanks Adam.
I love stories where it's teaching little kids about slangs with wrong definition and then they get embarrassed and everyone won't stop talking about it
Damn, Adam really ruined SOMETHING
I remember sitting down with popcorn and soda last year when they made their last compilation. this time I think they put in so much effort to find the best ones. good job guys!
I thought it said giggle giggle at the end
35:16 Schlatt expedited his plan.
3:02 "Will not be including photos", that implies that you do have photos
this deserves to be on the sub redit
10:12 I love Robin's response to 'the piss drawer'.
who else has this as their favorite subreddit?
Me! (:
Me
I stg😭😭
Me. Alongside f***uinparticular, crappydesign, and TIHI
No absolutely not
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to drink anything while watching this. The commentary, so good yet so evil.
I wish I read this approximately 6 minutes earlier than I did
I'm in love with you
@@donkeyhobo34 how old are you
Why was I reading this AFTER I drank and spilled my coffee???
JOKES ON YOU I DID HA
I find Robin to be very physically attractive. It's the confidently shaming posters for his own reading errors that kills it 😂
im aro/ace but I agree
WTF
@@mincrafterzatplay2842 What’s wrong with that?
@@lizflessert2427 what's wrong is that man's down bad
@@amandaharl946 wtf does that even mean
36:46
"How did you sneak out at night with those things clappin'?"
That was the funniest reddit reply I have ever seen
Robin:"what's wrong with Schlatt?" Personally, i think everything is wrong with "Schlatt"
I do miss Damien
Really happy he came back for those few specials
But really sad he had to go for good
Will never hear another like him
What happened about him?
@@deotexh Nothing, he just moved on when the EmKay team found their new narrators, Damien still has his own channel and discord where he still does reddit readings, just not with EmKay anymore
@@MeerkatDragonheart Oh okay ^^
I miss Technoblade :(
@@legthepeg what?
0:27 That's actually an unimaginably painful death.
whats an oompa loompa
@@stevegu6377 Seriously? Istg if you're not joking...
@@stevegu6377 how do you not know what a oompa loompa is?
0:34 this is what they are @@stevegu6377
Please tell me all the emkay narrators all live in same house, it'd be so funny to see Lexi and Robin feud on which is better between cats and meese
meese as in mouse or moose?
@@ZerglingLover moose
@@RealKingCRK If i had to choose a pet, cat would be the obvious choice, but if i had to choose a fighter, a moose is enough to scare away 99.9% of animals. They’re basically miniature hippos.
@@ZerglingLover they can't really scare off wolverines, wolverines are like honey Badgers on crack
@@RealKingCRK thats why i didnt say every animal
39:47 for those unaware, "le chat" means "the cat." That is the basis of this joke.
15:50 They shared.
oh god
r/cursedcommentscursedcomments
That was a yummy snack.
@@Banded_ Pretty nutty too.
if being cute was a crime, id be released of all charges
if being cute was a crime, Id have a life sentence! 🌸🍡✨
@Kyledevon Nightcore if being cute was a crime i would be a law abiding citizen watching you get arrested on the news
if being cute was a crime,id had a life sentence for murdering multiple people at a nazi convention
@@unserhumanorandom6224 what is nazi convention I’m 9
@@ItzEllaCookiePlayz party
3:56 notice how the knife is in a different spot in each picture
Some of these cursed comments are going to live rent free in my head, and honestly. I think I can live with that. Also, been a minute since I heard Damien's voice! Nice to hear them on the mic again c:
goofy is a cow
litterally
At this point might as well say it
@@lunar_moth777 pluto (or pludo) is a dog, cows can have whiskers of some sort too
wait wtf is your pfp dude
you stay rent free in my head too
3:50 (rewind a bit) not if you're home alone
0:54 nah bro thats uncles job
Wut?
@@shamrockers4744 its said "mothers dont teach their daughters to suck dick thats daddys job" i said its uncles job because uncles are known on the internet to be pedophiles and weird. hope that helps but the fact someone is dumb enough to not understand it is astounding.
"teen left with knife stuck in her face after being robbed"
damn, must be one of those magical teleporting knives that leave no trace of it's puncture point when it teleports from the left side of the face to the right.
Coulda been pics from different phones, or one may have been in front mode while the other was from the back. Hard to be sure but there are obvious explanations too
@@anya665 look closely at the pictures, and you'll see that i am right about it being fake as can be.
@@zerrierslizer1 its either fake or its from the angle change.
@@Roll_for_Chaos nah, it's fake. found out like 4 months ago.
8:47 Looks like Yoshikage Kira was busy.
I hope most of them were from women
I posted the speech then scrolled down to find this
11:52 that godforsaken scream
The fact I clicked on this, then got an ad a second after it plays is HILARIOUS. You gave me a perfectly cut scream. Thank you
@@kieravermeal9127 no worries i think
I dont know why, but Robin sounded like a character dying in the LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga.
*UAAUGH*
Damien has to be my favourite narrator, not too much overthinking or killing the jokes, just having a bunch of fun and laughing his arse off 😂
47:02 actually, Voldemort is afraid of death so he inflicts it on other people because he thinks it’s the worst thing he can do
The fact that schlatt accidentally predicted the queen would die is oddly funny
She was, like, 100
And the date was suspiciously close
21:52 The innocent kid yells “F***!”
Yes
these videos never disappoint! very entertaining.
20:14 In some places, that was patched!
17:38 Forgive me god for what I am about to do this photo.
Yummy.
To both of you but excuse me but WTF
19:32 I can't decide whether to feel sorry or happy about the fact that he got a "gift".
1:03 WTF IS THIS JOE SWANSON?!
4:26 Nala (I think)
Yes, she is
@@YasashiNoKage bingo (its been a while)
48:35
The reason actually is :
The Great War was the first name. A few years later, it was renamed “The World War” and then it wasn’t singular because basically the same people fought again later, so because there was now 2 world wars, they made World War 1 and World War 2.
(It’s funny because the First World War indirectly caused the second one, hitler is drafted, almost is killed at the end of the war. Germany was placed in absolute shambles at the end too.)
13:02 I think PhoenixSC has a solution.
35:05 that aged well..
Everything people say tend to never age well. What TommyInnit said clearly didn't aged well, UK lost their queen in '22.
15:17 that´s how creepers were invented...
1:31: Humans are renewable........
Well.......that sounds exactly the like german logic 70 years ago to me.
25:42
....Alright then. Guess the Heresy layer is now canonically located in Oregon.
25:39 Congratulations, you found all seven notebooks!
Now all you need to do is...
G̵̛̦͎̪͔͖̗̖̻̜̩̗̊͛͒̈̈̽́̓̂̎͘͘͜E̸̡̦͉͔̝͙͗͑̃̐͊̋͐ͅT̵͚̙̳͙̹͖̒̓͊̍̇͌̓͐̃̉͘͝ ̴̹͉̥̦̬͌O̴̧̭̤̹͆Ü̵̡̗̤͖͚͕̯̠͓͖͇̭̔T̶̨͕̪̱͍̝̘͚͋͊͑͊͗̀̄͊͗͂̓̊͑̿͝ ̴̛̰̙͓̣͕̝̪̘̩̼̥Ẁ̸̢͉̬̼̣͖̫̠̼͍̬̤̹̩̞͋̄͂Ḧ̴̹͙́̍͆̆͒̔̓͑̇̽͘Ì̷̙̇͐͑͋͐̋͐̈̒͘Ļ̸̛̱͕͎̮̘͓̩̩͒̎̒͗̏͆̕ͅĘ̵̧̛͙͔̯̣̘̲͖́͌́̏̿̔̉ͅ ̶̧̫͙̳̓̎́͂̽͌͋̽̔̿̑̐̕̚Y̸̨̧̢̛͓̙̙͓̫̣̝̌̎͋͛̽͐̃̅̔̏͠Ó̸͕̭̙̥̮̖̯̣͜Ü̷̧͖͚͈͉͈̝̣̲͊̌̈́̒́ ̴̬̾̒S̸̬̳̙͈̈́̾́ͅT̶̨̧̧̪̬͔̗̳̺͓̳̘̉̒͗̑̌̌̏̄̔̈́͆̚͝I̷̧̬̤̍̈́̐͒̈́̐͌̑͝L̵̪̼͔̰̭̫̥̐̒̽͑̾́͐͒͊̀L̶̛͉̎̓͐̂͝ ̸̢̢̛̱̼̯̪͙̭̞̰̞̽̅̅́̔͐́̔̈̀͂̉̚͘C̷̻̝͓̠͈̞̞̗̯̀̍Ä̸̧͕͚͉͓̜͎͇̫͙̪́̎̏̐̔̑͑̌̆̈̈́̿̔͝Ń̸͉͗͑͌̋͐͊͝͝!̴̞̥͚̱͈̭͉͖͎̪̲̣͊̽̾̑̈́̇!̵̛̬̻̙̬̞̞̲̟̝͙̗̅͑̊̆͘͝͝ͅ
Hahah! >:D
4:06 The way Damien narrated that part tho 🤣
1:55 my cousin just began screaming when he said " Kyaaa! " and it just sounded like he just screamef
35:20 this did not age well
31:30
*"invasion for the shreckle"*
You know what, I’m just going to say it. The moment at 48:27 convinces me that Robin would be a great anime voice actor.
Hearing Kermit refusing VC torture was.... not what I thought I'd be doing at 0153 EST
12:48 Don't worry Robin, I've heard it's a joke ending in a visual novel.
5:34
quick correction. that isn't Vishnu, that's Shiva. i can see how u got them mixed up, but to remember which is which, remember that Lord Shiva is the one who has the, let's call it a trident for now, behind him or next to him, and the 3rd eye on the center of his forehead.
Ah damn it i also it was vishnu, they both look really similar
42:16 WHY WAS THAT SUCH A GOOD IMPRESSION
19:07 I can't help but think 'screwmate'
42:28 on the left there is a very questionable position between two bears
I like how the voices change after the ad break. It's like a brief intermission between performances at a show.
3:15 I've heard this joke before just with a different Jack with Jack Black
0:13 there are actually 45 types however to some people it’s more, particularly 46 and maybe even 47
24:36 Funny thing is, they really did that with a bunch of German RUclipsrs. Its a project that is called 7 vs WIld. 7 Days in the woods of Sweeden in Season one.
1:03 Bro one not surprised that Shädman said that now with all the Ava Tyson (kris Tyson) drama
Me: takes a warm bath to unwind after a long day
The shoppers in the bathroom section at Home Depot: 11:52
25:56 gotta get egg whites somehow
Yep. The Queen thread aged *super* well…
Robin, Lexi, and Damien are my reddit reading holy trinity
Frfr
1:17 Let me correct that: The meat is the robotics, and the organs are the electronics. The skin is the armor. The skeleton is still a skeleton, the structure itself. The brain is the AI it runs on, the heart is the power plant.
41:36 GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE SUFFERED THE *SAME FATE*
4:44 MR SQUIDWARD! GET BACK TO WORK!
the last one killed me, and the cut out was JUST PERFECT
43:05 "That's not a nose, Charlie!" laughed myself to tears! 🤣
8:02 isn’t actually that cursed, it’s just misinterpreted. The ice cream man pretty much gave little Timmy a job offer. If he helps him serve other customers, he’ll get ice cream for free.
23:48 oh, yeah! The kids love that place!
25:24 oh he was 100% hacking, he later brought himself back to life
Nah that was a new game
The person at 1:43 just described the average high school boys locker room
Jumpscared by the name "two mad" appearing in this video because he literally just died
This video was 1 year ago
TwoMad died on February 13, 2024.
@OfficialTurnipUp ...yeah? That's my point. I just happened to watch it the day he passed and was surprised by the coincidence
@@AugustRiversJr Ah, my bad. Sorry
34:59
"When it's black, fight back"
Ah yes, the police officer motto.
The "gtfo" is actually a bad idea. Bears run fast. Bears well false charge you. But they will chase you.
5:44 [types in PANIK] I MENANT
XD
Yesss!!! Its Damien!!! I love the rest of the cast but this guy is the greatest of them all
38:26 I feel like 2 is the obvious answer. Like, it's already transitioned into the front half of a horse by the location of 1, whereas by 2 it's all horse, so it's only natural it would be there, as that's where it would naturally be on a horse.
19:14 WOAH WOAH-
Ok @dzgk
35:10 aged really bad. no like really REALLY bad.
9:14 Just imagine if the closed the entrance with the kids still inside.
54:22 I haven't seen this mentioned yet, but I'd like to point out that someone is actively undoing this man's belt
wait what the hell 💀
WHA
They are holding onto his belt not undoing it
8:48 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Was this some kind of short story submission?
15:58 poor poor Koichi 😢
10:40 "Dead Silence activated."
45:40 I was going to sleep tonight but I guess not
5:42 out of context???
53:50
espacio is a character from a game, in the lore of said character, its stated that it likes playing Pac-Man and hates whoever dosent like playing Pac-Man. it has gone to war with many "nations"(in the game they arent called that) because the guy who rules over them dosent like Pac-Man. if i have time to prepare, i would just play Pac-Man on my laptop and then make him leave my house. then its every one else's problem to deal with a bear sized deranged Pac-Man fan
9:23 Koichi, you truly are a reliable guy.
My Favorite Series on this Channel
11:50 I started wheezing and the scream 🤣
7:34 ill serve him chicken wings breaded with fruity pebbles.
45:32 u just summoned a big chunk of the capcut fandom.
28:40 No, it's NOT a PS5, that's the problem!
27:11 new fear unlocked!
I love that Robin just... screamed with the mayo one, it actually broke me for a moment
1:49 what would the 'men writing women' version of this?
35:15 WELL THIS AGED POORLY
*RIGHT SCHLATT*
4:13
this implies that hes fought his grandma before and she stood a chance or won, which is most likely why he needed to learn to ko someone
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
Technoblade never dies
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!