People who park in no parking zones will always blame the person who calls the police to have their cars towed instead of themselves. They park illegally so its on them,AND ONLY THEM!
Tow driver uniform story: Good grief! I hope Emily and her friends enjoy the long ride on public transport. All because they didn't want to be associated with a "cop", even though OP isn't one. TP gift story: IMO, well done OP. Helping grandma story: Yep, sounds about right. My mother was as sweet as you could ask for... right up to the moment you pissed her off. The only thing that finally stopped her from tearing off someone's head who deserved it was a combination of old age and ill health. She still wanted to, just couldn't. Locking them out story: OP, you made the right move contacting the military (you didn't make clear he was in the service at first). The US military has a zero tolerance policy for domestic abuse. My concern is if you are able to afford to stay where you are, do you have an outside job? But the military can help you get settled and get you connected with social services in the meantime. Towed story: OP, if you don't already have one, get a camera to watch over your backyard. People like that will fester until they decide to do something seriously stupid.
@@jayewrite1256 Because they're teens and that's probably Embarrassing them in front of all their friends... Think about all the rumors that will now be spreading about "Those 4 kids that get picked up by the Police every day, I wonder what they did to get House Arrest?" 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
I once gave my significant other a Shop Vac for Christmas. It came in a Huge box. I double wrapped it for comical effect. She unwrapped it in front of the whole family, Once she made it through the wrapping paper the disappointment on her face was comical. Grandma then asked her to pull it out so she could see it. The look on her face when she opened the box and realized it was filled with bricks and a tiny Ring box with a note. The note said "Practical gifts are good but something from the heart is better" "Together Forever!" The ring box had the Custom his and her rings that she wanted but never thought she would ever be able to get. The theme was Together Forever. She broke down into happy tears. P.S. Grandma was in on the surprise
I don’t know why a little old lady swearing is so funny to me, but I laughed so hard I cried with grandma yelling at Karen, you bleeping bleep.😂It was so good in fact, I had to listen to it twice.
My Grandma was a lot like OP's Grandma...NEVER used foul Language until and unless you MASSIVELY Pissed her Off... If anyone that really knew her heard her swear, they LITERALLY started running as far away as they could get because her swearing was about 1 bit of Stupidity away from her getting Violent...and she was surprisingly strong and fast for her age...the fact she always walked with a steel cane didn't help her victim... Her Family is also EXTREMELY wealthy and had the Nastiest, Most Vicious Legal Firm on Speed Dial...these people are the Lawyer equivalent of Godzilla on Steroids and don't wake up in the morning for less than $750.00 per hour... We miss her...she was the sweetest, most lovable woman on earth... Until you Pissed her Off, then RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fortunately, she was also one of the most Patient people on earth, so Pissing her Off took a LOT of Gross Stupidity on your part... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Story 2: Years ago I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said she wanted a full size carpet shampoo machine. I was appalled and kept asking her what she wanted over and over. She was dead insistent she wanted the Shampooer. Thankfully I had gotten a limited edition perfume from her favorite series, Sailor Moon of you are Curious, which was something she had never thought she would be able to see in person. I still hate that I got her that carpet shampooer and wrapped it as a present on her insistence though.
When my niece and nephew were in grade school my sister used my husband’s huge ugly green pickup truck every day to take them to school, every day my prim niece hid her face out of embarrassment, while my nephew pumped himself up yelling for all to see yelling out the window… hey, look at what my Mama can drive! Niece then decided she would start taking the school bus, lol.
As to the first three stories things were handled perfectly. Especially by Grandma. As to the fourth story op needs to get away from he husband. He is not a good person. As to the last story that idiot learned an expensive lesson. They are lucky op didn't call the police on them and press charges.
Press charges for what? Ringing a door bell? Banging on a door when you weren't home? The cops might arrest you for making a false report. Making dirty looks at someone is not grounds for any kind of charges.
I was thinking that she bought a KitchenAid mixer or something similar. But I think the toilet paper was better. 😂 On a side note, my late husband gave me a toilet seat for Christmas one year. 🤦🤷
Parking Story: OP should have called Parking Enforcement/Police/Fire Marshal every time she sees the Entitled Twit Parking in the Fire Lane... There is a reason why it's Illegal to Park in a Fire Lane...
If I were OP, the moment Grandma blew her lid and started swearing, I'd whip out my pocket notebook and pen and start writing them all down...just in case she said a word I've never heard before... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
I'm back! Like a bad penny! Toilet Paper! LMAO!!! Bleeping Grandmas LOL. Sobered me up real quick, with the divorce story. Some people just don't know how to park! All great stories, catch you in the morning!
when I was 12 i heard my old school Norwegian grandmother swear for the first and only time. we were turning over the soil in her garden with some fresh chicken manure. went in for supper and she comely blurted out " how did you like shoveling chicken sh*t " all I could say was "GRANDMA"! this is one of my favorite memories of her. God bless that wonderful sole
Both my parents are gone now. But back in the 70’s my dad bought my mom a CB Radio for Christmas. My mom was so hurt she took all of dad’s presents and threw them away.
My mother would never say the f word never … then my parents got cable and watched all the non-censored Clint Eastwood movies. One time she was cleaning out a cabinet. She said “Come on Billy (my brother) let’s get these f***ing glasses back in the cabinet. My brother and I were shocked!
My parents never swore, or used any kind of harsh language. I was a about 12-13 years old. when I learned different, just imagine my surprise when Dad smacked his thumb with the hammer, and ripped out Sh*t, SOB, and some much more colorful words to the mix. After he stopped hurting he just turned to me, and said, There's your proof, I was in the navy, but don't tell Mom. A few years, we were working splitting wood with a power splitter. I set the log, he hit the lever, and pinched my finger a little, quick reflexes saved it, but the cussing did issue, he just smiled, and said, you'd do well in the navy
I hope that the husband is known as the crap head in the family. Reminds me of the guy who bought himself a gaming laptop that he gave to his wife that it was the reality for himself. I'm surprised she hasn't left him yet, I would.
Some people don't want to throw a marriage away for little things, and this is one. That doesn't mean he's right, but it's the kind of thing that it's at least possible to work through as a couple.
I could see someone buying a present for someone but they don’t use it and thus someone else finds a use for it. We had this computer at my house when I was little, my mom occasionally used it for work stuff but not really that much. Me and my sister were constantly on it playing computer games (the type they made before computers were seen as a type of game system).
probably zombies. but they would only bite once because the terrible taste and the karen would turn into a zombie karen and those are 10x worse than living karen since they also turn others into karen zombies from bitting but also the screech they do have a 10% chance of infecting someone, they have a tendensy to be in packs and the chance of turning someone with their screech is higer the more it is ;)
LAST STORY I myself would have let the air out of her tires and called the police about an abandoned car in the alley way between this street and that street but I would have used a public phone if I could find one that way they do not have my address or name
I find it fascinating that when domestic violence is between non-immigrants the race doesn’t matter but when there’s a race mentioned, everyone makes comments about how immigrants are like that and it’s their culture, religion, or so other defining characteristic that makes domestic violence their “thing”. I have found that most immigrant families are far less likely to actually have violence in the home. My daughter was shocked when she returned from private religious school to public college how many of her “white” friends had horror stories from their families or relationships. In her entire school from grade 3-12 there were only 5 families out of hundreds that complained of violence in the home and divorce was extremely rare. She thought 5 was disgraceful until then. 😂. Maybe people need to deal with their own issues before criticizing others. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
People who park in no parking zones will always blame the person who calls the police to have their cars towed instead of themselves. They park illegally so its on them,AND ONLY THEM!
But... snitches get stiches. Why did the other peraon snitch on them? Not cool :D
One Xmas my brother gave me a large box of toilet paper. He worked for paper company. I loved it. Saved me a lot of money.
During covid I might have kissed him, lol.
Tow driver uniform story: Good grief! I hope Emily and her friends enjoy the long ride on public transport. All because they didn't want to be associated with a "cop", even though OP isn't one.
TP gift story: IMO, well done OP.
Helping grandma story: Yep, sounds about right. My mother was as sweet as you could ask for... right up to the moment you pissed her off. The only thing that finally stopped her from tearing off someone's head who deserved it was a combination of old age and ill health. She still wanted to, just couldn't.
Locking them out story: OP, you made the right move contacting the military (you didn't make clear he was in the service at first). The US military has a zero tolerance policy for domestic abuse. My concern is if you are able to afford to stay where you are, do you have an outside job? But the military can help you get settled and get you connected with social services in the meantime.
Towed story: OP, if you don't already have one, get a camera to watch over your backyard. People like that will fester until they decide to do something seriously stupid.
Those kids are spoiled little brats, They killed the Golden goose now they must learn what it's like without it.
I mean why would they not want what basically amounts to a police escort. Something happens guy has every active duty officer on speed dial.
@@jayewrite1256 Because they're teens and that's probably Embarrassing them in front of all their friends...
Think about all the rumors that will now be spreading about "Those 4 kids that get picked up by the Police every day, I wonder what they did to get House Arrest?"
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@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan😅
4:27: The icing on the cake (so to speak) would have been if OP quoted: "It worked great cause they'd already tried it before wrapping it up". jk
Parked in a fire lane! The first time she did that I'd have called the police.
Exactly!
I once gave my significant other a Shop Vac for Christmas. It came in a Huge box. I double wrapped it for comical effect. She unwrapped it in front of the whole family, Once she made it through the wrapping paper the disappointment on her face was comical. Grandma then asked her to pull it out so she could see it. The look on her face when she opened the box and realized it was filled with bricks and a tiny Ring box with a note. The note said "Practical gifts are good but something from the heart is better" "Together Forever!" The ring box had the Custom his and her rings that she wanted but never thought she would ever be able to get. The theme was Together Forever. She broke down into happy tears. P.S. Grandma was in on the surprise
I don’t know why a little old lady swearing is so funny to me, but I laughed so hard I cried with grandma yelling at Karen, you bleeping bleep.😂It was so good in fact, I had to listen to it twice.
My Grandma was a lot like OP's Grandma...NEVER used foul Language until and unless you MASSIVELY Pissed her Off...
If anyone that really knew her heard her swear, they LITERALLY started running as far away as they could get because her swearing was about 1 bit of Stupidity away from her getting Violent...and she was surprisingly strong and fast for her age...the fact she always walked with a steel cane didn't help her victim...
Her Family is also EXTREMELY wealthy and had the Nastiest, Most Vicious Legal Firm on Speed Dial...these people are the Lawyer equivalent of Godzilla on Steroids and don't wake up in the morning for less than $750.00 per hour...
We miss her...she was the sweetest, most lovable woman on earth...
Until you Pissed her Off, then RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fortunately, she was also one of the most Patient people on earth, so Pissing her Off took a LOT of Gross Stupidity on your part...
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I honestly thought OP was going to ask, "You kissed Grandpa with that mouth?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Sparky0627 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Story 1~Ohhhh I'd change clothes everyday...clown costume, super hero, hobo, baby new year, a pirate...until they beg for the uniform😂
That grocery store tale reminds me of a line from the Beach Boys song "Little Old Lady From Pasadena": "Go, Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go!" 🤣 👍
That's funny!
Actually it was performed by Jan & Dean.
I was waiting for the granddaughter to ask: "You kissed Grandpa with that mouth?" 😂😂😂😂
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Was it? I'll have to go check that out. You're probably right. I haven't listened to any of that music in years.
@@deantodd8103 circa 1964.
A loving husband does not give his wife a Shop-Vac
I absolutely LOVE that grandma!!! Old ladies with attitude rock! 😁🥰
I REALLY hope OP3 got out as unscathed as possible.
Story 2: Years ago I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said she wanted a full size carpet shampoo machine. I was appalled and kept asking her what she wanted over and over. She was dead insistent she wanted the Shampooer. Thankfully I had gotten a limited edition perfume from her favorite series, Sailor Moon of you are Curious, which was something she had never thought she would be able to see in person. I still hate that I got her that carpet shampooer and wrapped it as a present on her insistence though.
Interestingly, getting a guy a tool for Christmas so he can do homework is culturally acceptable.
That bog roll woulda paid for it many times over during the great bog shortage in 2020...
When my niece and nephew were in grade school my sister used my husband’s huge ugly green pickup truck every day to take them to school, every day my prim niece hid her face out of embarrassment, while my nephew pumped himself up yelling for all to see yelling out the window… hey, look at what my Mama can drive! Niece then decided she would start taking the school bus, lol.
My ex husband once gave me a stick of gum for my birthday. Not a pack...A single stick! Gee, I wonder why he's an "ex"? 🤷🙄
As to the first three stories things were handled perfectly. Especially by Grandma. As to the fourth story op needs to get away from he husband. He is not a good person. As to the last story that idiot learned an expensive lesson. They are lucky op didn't call the police on them and press charges.
Press charges for what? Ringing a door bell? Banging on a door when you weren't home? The cops might arrest you for making a false report. Making dirty looks at someone is not grounds for any kind of charges.
Not for ringing the bell or mocking on the door. For their being disorderly and aggressive.
I was thinking that she bought a KitchenAid mixer or something similar. But I think the toilet paper was better. 😂
On a side note, my late husband gave me a toilet seat for Christmas one year. 🤦🤷
first story: emily and her friends need to walk home!!!
Parking Story: OP should have called Parking Enforcement/Police/Fire Marshal every time she sees the Entitled Twit Parking in the Fire Lane...
There is a reason why it's Illegal to Park in a Fire Lane...
Grandmothers who are sane know the proper way to speak (down) to Karens.
Love the grandma story, it made my day😂
The grandma/grocery shopping story is priceless.
People do not *EVER* underestimate the older generation's capacity for swearing.
If I were OP, the moment Grandma blew her lid and started swearing, I'd whip out my pocket notebook and pen and start writing them all down...just in case she said a word I've never heard before...
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First Story: I wonder what year that was? If it was 2020 or later it might not have seemed all that cheap!
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Good afternoon everyone and RedWheel 😊
Hope everyone had a great Monday 😊
Gift story:
That was the best revenge gift I’ve ever heard of. 😂
Thanks for sharing RedWheel hope you are well. Please stay safe.🏴😁😷👍. Have a great day and a wonderful week ahead everyone
I'm back! Like a bad penny! Toilet Paper! LMAO!!! Bleeping Grandmas LOL. Sobered me up real quick, with the divorce story. Some people just don't know how to park! All great stories, catch you in the morning!
I hope you had a great Chiro appt today! 🧡 See you here tomorrow morning. 🤗💜✌️
@@crimsonfirelily OK!
I bought my wife a vacuum for her birthday. I have also bought her a mop one year. She loved both of them.
when I was 12 i heard my old school Norwegian grandmother swear for the first and only time. we were turning over the soil in her garden with some fresh chicken manure. went in for supper and she comely blurted out " how did you like shoveling chicken sh*t " all I could say was "GRANDMA"! this is one of my favorite memories of her. God bless that wonderful sole
My husband did buy me a vacuum cleaner for my birthday. But, I loved it. A gift that really sucked! 😂
And good for grandma!!
I loved the Gramma story.
My dad bought mom a Shop Vac as well, difference was he really thought mom would like it. Like a Tim “Toolman” Taylor “more power!!!!!”
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Should have given him divorce papers
Thanks Red. Take care everyone
Both my parents are gone now. But back in the 70’s my dad bought my mom a CB Radio for Christmas. My mom was so hurt she took all of dad’s presents and threw them away.
My mother would never say the f word never … then my parents got cable and watched all the non-censored Clint Eastwood movies. One time she was cleaning out a cabinet. She said “Come on Billy (my brother) let’s get these f***ing glasses back in the cabinet. My brother and I were shocked!
My parents never swore, or used any kind of harsh language. I was a about 12-13 years old. when I learned different, just imagine my surprise when Dad smacked his thumb with the hammer, and ripped out Sh*t, SOB, and some much more colorful words to the mix. After he stopped hurting he just turned to me, and said, There's your proof, I was in the navy, but don't tell Mom. A few years, we were working splitting wood with a power splitter. I set the log, he hit the lever, and pinched my finger a little, quick reflexes saved it, but the cussing did issue, he just smiled, and said, you'd do well in the navy
I hope that the husband is known as the crap head in the family. Reminds me of the guy who bought himself a gaming laptop that he gave to his wife that it was the reality for himself. I'm surprised she hasn't left him yet, I would.
Some people don't want to throw a marriage away for little things, and this is one. That doesn't mean he's right, but it's the kind of thing that it's at least possible to work through as a couple.
I could see someone buying a present for someone but they don’t use it and thus someone else finds a use for it. We had this computer at my house when I was little, my mom occasionally used it for work stuff but not really that much. Me and my sister were constantly on it playing computer games (the type they made before computers were seen as a type of game system).
Wife could have purchased a "special, personal item." Then said she already used it before giving it to him.
The shop vac. Could be used instead of using toilet paper…. lol
Not used to hearing grandma bad words???
You should hear Kermit letting it all out to Cookie Monster with lots of bleeps!!! It's on RUclips.
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I’m also a grandma..I work and those words just fly!!😂
Dressing like a cop and not a cop should be illegal I might file a law suit
I've said it before and I'll say it again... a Psycho Karen is a Karen Karen. A crazy Karen is a Karen Karen.
Zombies vs Karen’s. Who would win?
I think the zombies will go out of their way to avoid the Karens
Karens for the win unless the zombies are deaf.
probably zombies. but they would only bite once because the terrible taste and the karen would turn into a zombie karen and those are 10x worse than living karen since they also turn others into karen zombies from bitting but also the screech they do have a 10% chance of infecting someone, they have a tendensy to be in packs and the chance of turning someone with their screech is higer the more it is ;)
I thought zombies eat brains so would ignore Karens unless on a DIET
@@David-e4r8s what diet?
LAST STORY I myself would have let the air out of her tires and called the police about an abandoned car in the alley way between this street and that street but I would have used a public phone if I could find one that way they do not have my address or name
I find it fascinating that when domestic violence is between non-immigrants the race doesn’t matter but when there’s a race mentioned, everyone makes comments about how immigrants are like that and it’s their culture, religion, or so other defining characteristic that makes domestic violence their “thing”. I have found that most immigrant families are far less likely to actually have violence in the home. My daughter was shocked when she returned from private religious school to public college how many of her “white” friends had horror stories from their families or relationships. In her entire school from grade 3-12 there were only 5 families out of hundreds that complained of violence in the home and divorce was extremely rare. She thought 5 was disgraceful until then. 😂. Maybe people need to deal with their own issues before criticizing others. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
If the last story is the title story. The title is a bit misleading. As it does not sound like the dumpster was intentionally put in the road.
Op why do you have 6 kids with this man? Why? Why? Why?