Ben's Declassified School Shooting Survival Guide | Chapo Trap House | Episode 495 CLIP

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

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  • @Adamml321
    @Adamml321 3 года назад +99

    Excellent title Chris 👍

  • @jake-ep9wq
    @jake-ep9wq 3 года назад +45

    a channel with video titles like this deserves 100k subscribers

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 3 года назад +14

    I know this is an old joke, but Ben in this clip genuinely sounds like a regular person sped up to 1.5X speed.

    • @TerrenceNowicki
      @TerrenceNowicki 2 года назад

      Ben was born to play Alvin and/or The Chipmunks.

  • @Mushubeans
    @Mushubeans 3 года назад +68

    Pod About List deserves the Stavros guest treatment. They need to come back sometime in the future.

    • @stevenapkins6460
      @stevenapkins6460 3 года назад +9

      Was it Patrick who had a story about his cousin who bought his daughter a pig and when the wife left with the kids he kept the now full grown pig and lives in squalor?

  • @notrdy4thisjelly546
    @notrdy4thisjelly546 3 года назад +14

    I give it 5 bags of popcorn, and one maga branded pacifier.

  • @kirkgarner1
    @kirkgarner1 3 года назад +21

    One thing that makes this movie so improbable is that, after Columbine, police changed their tactics in mass shooter events. No longer do they wait outside the school for backup to arrive. Instead, they are taught to run straight into the danger to locate and engage the shooter(s). Google it--it's quite fascinating.

    • @alexberkowitz5897
      @alexberkowitz5897 2 года назад +5

      Or so we thought hahaha

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 Год назад

      Apparently it doesn’t mean they’ll always do it 😂

  • @nickolaiproblem
    @nickolaiproblem 3 года назад +27

    3:13 Matt Heatseaker incoming

    • @L_Martin
      @L_Martin 3 года назад +5

      Matt was feeling particularly inspired for this one

  • @kirkgarner1
    @kirkgarner1 3 года назад +11

    I don't get why the Right would be doing this movie. Is the point they are trying to prove that all students and teachers should be carrying?

  • @chippullin
    @chippullin 3 года назад +13

    HILARIOUS!!! Fist time listener.

  • @VeryGnawty
    @VeryGnawty 3 года назад +27

    Ben: Nothing but love for our fans and audience "Proceeds to charge them a 200$ month subscription to view their shitty Child death worship fantasy"

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 3 года назад +13

    Keep your Uncles away from shapiro's clubhouse

  • @cobrastriesand7693
    @cobrastriesand7693 3 года назад +8

    I think I saw something about this movie a month ago, and I’ve been more exited for it than any of the other movies, because I wanted to hear the Chapo review.

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 3 года назад +9

    The jar of skittles is not a bad thing, however..

  • @filmbuffoon
    @filmbuffoon 3 года назад +17

    Matt, as the father of the group, really is the best Chapite.

    • @bpdietzel84
      @bpdietzel84 3 года назад +2

      He was super funny in this episode too, funnier than usual

    • @filmbuffoon
      @filmbuffoon 3 года назад +4

      @@bpdietzel84 I think he gets unnecessarily shut down by Felix. Felix isn't bad, he's just massively egotistic and unfunny when he tries too hard. But again, Matt brings the out-of-nowhere jokes that have me howling and rewinding every time.

    • @bpdietzel84
      @bpdietzel84 3 года назад +4

      @@filmbuffoon very true, you could tell Felix wanted to impress the young guests. Felix is often very funny, but not so much when he tries too hard. Matt is older, has a much smaller ego, and doesn’t have anything to prove and that’s a much better position to be in when it comes to cracking jokes in a format like this. The joke about Ben Shapeeno’s round table talk looking like Neverland Ranch if MJ was molesting middle age white men was the peak moment of the episode for me. So god damn funny!

    • @CallousCarter
      @CallousCarter 3 года назад +8

      Fact check: Will is the farther of the group. Third Eye Awakened Tarot gets 4 Pinocchios on this one. Epic fail.

    • @filmbuffoon
      @filmbuffoon 3 года назад +1

      @@CallousCarter Ahh spirit misguided me. Please forgive me. Will offer free readings for your forgiveness.

  • @s.bakyhnh1756
    @s.bakyhnh1756 3 года назад +4

    "And there's also a cigar store Indian in the background" lmao

  • @tewekdenahom485
    @tewekdenahom485 3 года назад +7

    Great title I loved that show alot

  • @paulrogers8725
    @paulrogers8725 3 года назад +2

    CHRIS ITS WORKING THE TITLES ARE ATTRACTING DISCIPLES

  • @hzafary
    @hzafary 3 года назад +5

    I want this video to be hours long

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV 3 года назад +12

    Wait, what? I think the Rotten Tomatoes score would have been the same even if Ben and friends weren't involved. Their low scores aren't that rare.

    • @lasschesteven
      @lasschesteven 3 года назад +9

      Then again, there's also a lot of absolute garbage that gets high scores, as they said.

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 3 года назад +5

      RT shouldn't be taken seriously especially when it seems the people aren't reviewing the film but the people. Not specifically this film because I haven't seen it so I can't speak on it.

  • @nickolaiproblem
    @nickolaiproblem 3 года назад +1

    Chris you fucking king that title rips

  • @jackramey8672
    @jackramey8672 3 года назад +5

    Oh na na na na na naaaah
    Our values are under attack!

    • @HinterDemGlas
      @HinterDemGlas 3 года назад +1

      (WC3 orc voice) Our values are under attack!

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 3 года назад +1

      @@HinterDemGlas I instantly know that voice. The programming runs DEEP!

  • @movementpolitics9661
    @movementpolitics9661 3 года назад +3

    Ben Shapiro 2039!

  • @Umkarz
    @Umkarz 2 года назад

    At least 100K subscribers for the nice thumbnail grafix ey???
    Kinda elitist... "Bad Look" as the kids say today. ngl tbh, fr... shiggydiggy.

  • @KevinRegalado1117
    @KevinRegalado1117 3 года назад +2

    Ayyy nice Ned reference

  • @CaptainBadNews
    @CaptainBadNews 2 года назад

    Did he pronounce tsunami like TWONAHME?!

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 2 года назад

    He genuinely sounds like someone from The Land Of The Jockeys on The Simpsons.

  • @Slangtalker07
    @Slangtalker07 3 года назад +1

    Male pattern Baldness the podcast

  • @quester09
    @quester09 3 года назад

    frrrrthrrrr and frrrthrrr leffft

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 3 года назад +2

    Genius title

  • @splooie02
    @splooie02 3 года назад +5

    matt has become the joker

  • @factanonverba7547
    @factanonverba7547 3 года назад +2

    When's ep 496 coming out? Tonight?

    • @jspyce1848
      @jspyce1848 3 года назад +5

      they usually come out around 8pm pst on mondays. so it should be coming out tonight in like 2 hrs. check another podcast platform like soundcloud or spotify tho, they take a couple days before coming out on youtube.

    • @factanonverba7547
      @factanonverba7547 3 года назад

      @@jspyce1848 spanks

  • @s.ormgamalson6489
    @s.ormgamalson6489 3 года назад

    4:30 what movie did matt christman mention?

  • @101tyman
    @101tyman 3 года назад

    Could someone explain Felix's X-Men First Class reference?

    • @WagnerKoop
      @WagnerKoop 3 года назад +2

      Bryan Singer joke lol

    • @101tyman
      @101tyman 3 года назад

      @@WagnerKoop I guess there's that, but I thought there might've been subtext with the movie being about the Cuban Missile Crisis

  • @djtawntawn9548
    @djtawntawn9548 3 года назад

    what movie are they talking about

  • @sacrificezone
    @sacrificezone 3 года назад +1

    93% audience approval score tho

    • @MrAzeemmmm
      @MrAzeemmmm 3 года назад +16

      thay have to approve it otherwise the libs will own them.

    • @tcritt
      @tcritt 3 года назад +13

      Pretending to like mediocre, formulaic, unoriginal trash to own the libs.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 3 года назад +1

      @@tcritt explains why they identify so strongly with Avengers

  • @VECtehSEC
    @VECtehSEC 3 года назад

    This might be the weakest clip so far. Demonstrative that CTH has run its course

    • @felix4596
      @felix4596 3 года назад +24

      Sounds like somebody's grumpy because they didn't get invited to the middle-aged neverland ranch

    • @NameAvailable
      @NameAvailable 3 года назад +1

      This is such a top-tier clip that I’m convinced this comment is satire

  • @VeryGnawty
    @VeryGnawty 3 года назад +1

    wats te movie called?