I don't think I've come across another video that's accurately shown just how unfair a boss is, yet been so hilarious with its editing. At least your suffering wasn't all for nothing George!
@Mr. Dewott75 Pants, shoes, socks, the laces on his shoes, his glasses. Not to mention, what the hell kind of nanomachines are they that keep his hair around?
I'm a PC player, garbage at this stuff, and it took me at least an hour to beat Armstrong on Revengeance (albeit, I had already done this on normal and hard prior and much practice was earned from previous stuff. +i had 180% hp)
this made me rage at my grandma so bad it made me feel horrible and now i willingly and with love respect her more than i ever did before. Thank you Senator Armstrong
Oh it's that fight where every hit one shots you. I remember you did it on twitch a while ago, and you were so pissed off you replaced the music with the same one, but in kazoo xD Also... UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Can tell, mf dies in one punch from armstrong and meanwhile raiden gets pounded into excelsus and it explodes and he still has the strength to fight armstrong one more time
I played this boss on revengance when it first came out. I remember beating it but I also remember screaming and crying out of fear of being hit. Good times.
The only thing that prevents Jetstream DLC Armstrong from immediately cancelling his grabs into more grabs is a forward roll. But since that keeps you right in front of a possibly enraged Armstrong (some of his frontal attacks are very quickly executed and leave almost no additional time to react), it might almost be better to keep side dodging.
Everytime he does that fucking unblockable swipe and starts picking up speed to the point where hes faster than the game would allow me to dodge, inevitably getting hit by it.
You ever repeat a joke where it becomes more hilarious the more it’s repeated? That’s exactly what this is, I was dying with laughter by the end because of those NANOMACHINE BUFFS coming in over and over!
The struggle is very real man... : / I can't believe how hard Sam's DLC is and there are people who want his mode even more difficult. I am baffled. Your reaction time has to rival that of a savant to achieve the no damage bonus on the harder difficulties. Yes you can play MGR and beat it no problem. However if you aim to beat this game and take no damage it is one of; if not THE hardest thing to do while not getting annoyed by countless restarts necessary on the learning curve. Monsoon really tested my patience in regards to doing the no damage challenge.
This... painfully reminds me of my attempts at path of the master ninja in Ninja Gaiden 2. The setting of the 1st chapter, the boss area, everything's there.
You've perfectly encapsulated everything wrong with this boss, ESPECIALLY on Revengeance: 1) How fucking angry Armstrong must be to do that 7-8 move long charge combo over and over again. 2) The constant attempts at hugging you, followed by another charge combo 90% of the time. 3) The AI in general being a husk of what the OG Campaign Armstrong was, with the same 2 attacks over and over again instead of the great variety of attacks the OG Armstrong had. 4) The desire to just outright insult a fictional character when you finally beat them, which (for me) has never happened in this game until THIS bossfight. 5) Getting a D ranking after all of this bullshit and not caring anymore. Ik it's 5 years too late and you prolly won't read this, but i understood EVERYTHING that happened in this video and it is PURE and UTTER bullshit.
Sam has died so many times that he doesn't know why he's standing here holding his blade.
At this point, the only thing he knows for real is that there will be blood.
At this point he's just in a desolate place
the memes dont give back what they take
At this point, he's wondering if he's gone insane
He’s still there...
*just to suffer.*
This fucking boss... I swear somebody at Platinum was having an extremely bad week when they programmed him
Sam: why am i still here...
Just to suffer.
@@jadielcf91 that's everyone tryna beat this boss bruh.
Agreed, this boss was a Nightmare
"Nightmare" as I say, after beating him first try on my second run of the Jetstream Sam DLC
I beat him first try though.... but I almost shat my pants when I saw Armstrong going gear 2nd or some thing.
Sam: *slashes Armstrong with sword, nothing happens*
Armstrong: *backhands, continent explodes*
XD
Daniel Barr I’m glad Im Not the only person who acknowledges the nuclear backhand
A Nuclear backhand sounds traumatizing. Poor Sam.
@@jetstreamattano4176 It's not that bad compared to a Single Angered *Viltrumite,* let alone the strongest.
@@edwardrichtofen1252 *...of course its not?*
How game journalists see cuphead's tutorial
All I hear is *UUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH* but pretty accurate there
That's cute. Play Dark Souls and then you can talk about hard tutorials.
I think you missed the joke
@@misanthropicisolation4013 ever played first devil may cry?
Dmc3.That's all I have to mention.
-🎶YOU GOT NOTHING
AND NOTHING'S GOT YOU ,
I CAN HEAR YOUR FEAR
IT SURROUNDS YOU🎵-
Easy mode is now
selectable.
Dark Souls Rising: Memevengeance
Punished Izayoi GS , pin this shit
Punished Izayoi Try to compare Dark Souls and MGR and you will realise that DS is for kids
Punished Izayoi-no
@@bigkapibara4633 ever played a Dark Souls game that wasn't DS3?
@@betterwithage3864 ever played metal gear rising on revengance difficulty
Armstrong:omae wa mou shindiru
Sam:NA-
*Gets knocked out.*
Armstrong:AWOOP!
Armstrong: *UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!*
Shindeiru*
@The One-Man Army there was no jojoke here...
*AWOOP!*
The awoop still gives me ptsd
Armstrong: “You’re going down!”
>Throws Sam into the air
*logic*
What goes up must come back down
@@aarongiroux5416 unless we're talking helium, that'll just keep going up.
Boris: Now Raiden! Bring it down!
Raiden: Bring MG Ray up
Sam: "you're an idiot Armstrong"
Jetstream Sam Revengeance difficulty in a nutshell.
Prepare to Die Edition
Sam: "what the hell are you."
Armstrong: "nanomachines, son."💪
"Not bad, son, but nanomachines, son"
Destructoid Lol😂
Can we start a petition to make this a new gender?
So we can identify as nanomachines, son?
They Harden in response physical trauma
You can even Hurt me, Sam.
This was funnier than it probably should have been.
Haha, thanks!
Sam walking up like
"Armstrong, I've come to bargain!"
*dies violently*
"Armstrong, I've come to bargain!"
*gets dropkicked*
"Armstrong, I've come to bargain."
*Gets backhanded*
"Armstrong, I've Come to Bargain.....ONCE AGAIN!"
*Dies by the MOST GENTLE TOUCH*
“Armstrong I’ve com to bargain”
“Alright”
“Really”
“No”
*gets drop kicked into oblivion*
"Armstrong, I've come to barg-"
*Gets kicked off the rooftop*
''Armstrong, i've come to bargain.''
*Gets headbutted violently*
awoop
BWAAAAAH.
I couldn't stop laughing the first time I fought him.
*AWOOP*
*W*
*O*
*O*
*P*
Awoop Awoop Awoop Awoop Awoop
there must be a 10 hour version of AWOOP
*AAUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
Deniz Sapientia yeah I do.
Deniz Sapientia I played all of them on steam
Deniz Sapientia main campaign by far. The boss fights and secrets in there are also a lot better
Deniz Mistral, Sundowner, Sam, and Armstrong
Nanomachine son they Harden in response physical trauma
I don't think I've come across another video that's accurately shown just how unfair a boss is, yet been so hilarious with its editing. At least your suffering wasn't all for nothing George!
Haha, thanks, well, this boss has indeed given me some nightmares too.
And people say Dark Souls and Sekiro had some of the most difficult bosses.
@@aryabratsahoo7474 well they still do don’t they
@@aryabratsahoo7474 how about ninja gaiden?
I wonder how much Armstrong pays for his shirts
The Golden Snake He uses taxpayer money so it don't matter
Mr. Dewott75 He's skipping leg day so his pants don't rip off
Or nanomachines, son
The Golden Snake Not much. The prices at Kmart got slashed
He probably buys gucci only, that makes 499,99$ each
@Mr. Dewott75 Pants, shoes, socks, the laces on his shoes, his glasses. Not to mention, what the hell kind of nanomachines are they that keep his hair around?
I feel your pain. It took me days to beat him on "just" hard. That cutscene of him screaming pretty much sums up the experience.
I'm a PC player, garbage at this stuff, and it took me at least an hour to beat Armstrong on Revengeance (albeit, I had already done this on normal and hard prior and much practice was earned from previous stuff. +i had 180% hp)
The rage and torture of doing something over and over and over again until it can be done or you just quit
@Pepsifag k 😂 for real
@Pepsifag k STOP COMPLAINING RADN
@gusttavolimagaming Never remind me of the existence of VR Missions ever again
90% of this video is Armstrong delivering a baby and I'm completely on board.
Meridia Wytchedale Earned that like.
I like to imagine he isn't giving birth, he's the doctor screaming for no reason.
*GUUUUAHH*
he is the mother of all omelets
@@wall4818 he's screaming to scar the baby so it could get out of the womb
Gets killed 9003 times
Says "I expected more"
He was expecting even more deaths
It's over 9,000!
Disintegrates Sam’s skull with a head smash
“I played college ball you know”
At some cushy I.T League
@@cyberdragon4249 try university of Texas! Could’ve gone pro if I hadn’t joined the fu@*ing institution!
@@conmanay4563 i could break the president in two with my bear hands
Don’t fuck with THIS senator!!
You should'a stuck with Football!
Oh shit, Senator Armstrong can actually perform the Nova Strike. And he WILL spam it just like any smart Ultimate Armor player would
LMAO
Sam's reaction to Armstrong powering up and everything exploding is my favorite thing.
Not to mention Armstrong looks like he is ready to take a massive sh*t that anyone has never seen
@@JmanWolf and then it just goes *bloop*
@@yamagamikensei2232 lol
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Haha, thanks!
Me too
George Salonikh l Metal Gear Solid Awoop! Gets me every time
And lets not forget that armstrong actually destroyed an entire fleet of tanks and attack helicopters just to fight some samurai with a edgy sword.
He also tears apart his Metal Gear that he describes as: Worth every penny just to tango with one Saucy boy
@@topcoppelion6626 *boi
the majority of this video:
Armstrong going kyoken x100
Kaioken.
@@vegitoblue3613 okensdhsjdjdkai
This is triggering my PTSD on the countless times I had to restart the fight.
There is no meme, this boss fight is just pure agony.
Teacher:the final exam is easy
The exam:
Each question in the test: UAGGHHH!!
1:34 UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mexican night in a nutshell
This video in a nutshell
Dragon ball Z in a nutshell
Beheaded Kamikaze in a nutshell
@@Ayane690PwnJitsufinal flash or super saiyan 3
this made me rage at my grandma so bad it made me feel horrible and now i willingly and with love respect her more than i ever did before.
Thank you Senator Armstrong
Why’d you rage
No one knows
I have no idea how you did it you madman, but you improved Metal Gear Rising's cutscenes.
Thanks a lot!
i am in the bathroom shiting
Me too
Holy shit me too, how many of us are doing this
Armstrong is literally screaming intensifies personified.
Take a shot everytime Armstrong upgrades!
We'd die more times than Jetstream Sam did
We’d be more hammered than twenty nails.
Take 5 shots every time Armstrong says AWOOP
Oh it's that fight where every hit one shots you. I remember you did it on twitch a while ago, and you were so pissed off you replaced the music with the same one, but in kazoo xD
Also... UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
God, I remember seeing his live stream of mgs2 on extreme during the metal gear ray fight, god I can only imagine
*NANOMACHINES SON*
@@DisDatK9 PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, YA KNOW!
@@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 COULD HAVE GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOIN THE NAVY I COULD BREAK THE PRESIDENT IN TWO WITH MY BARE HANDS
@@laurence17400 DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR
Yep, it took me 4 hours to flawless this
Same, except i never flawlessed it.
Rip
Through this boss I learned that a C rank isn't so bad
I learnt to be satisfied with a D. Truly a humbling experience
"He was barely cyborg"
Can tell, mf dies in one punch from armstrong and meanwhile raiden gets pounded into excelsus and it explodes and he still has the strength to fight armstrong one more time
I played this boss on revengance when it first came out. I remember beating it but I also remember screaming and crying out of fear of being hit. Good times.
hmmm time for a joke
BRAZILIAN CRIES OF PAIN AND SUFFERING.
The only thing that prevents Jetstream DLC Armstrong from immediately cancelling his grabs into more grabs is a forward roll. But since that keeps you right in front of a possibly enraged Armstrong (some of his frontal attacks are very quickly executed and leave almost no additional time to react), it might almost be better to keep side dodging.
It’s still pretty cool how sam cut his arm off. But Nanomachines son.
Half the fight: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"
THE MEMES LIVE
Everytime he does that fucking unblockable swipe and starts picking up speed to the point where hes faster than the game would allow me to dodge, inevitably getting hit by it.
This attack is indeed the most ridiculous thing to ever be added into the whole series.
Unblockable swipe? You mean the grab attack that does 100 damage on Sam DLC, but is a one-hit kill on the main story?
3:24
Subtitles: ("It Has To Be This Way" Kicks in)
Video: *Plays Collective Consciousness*
I get more entertainment from this than high budget movies.
You ever repeat a joke where it becomes more hilarious the more it’s repeated? That’s exactly what this is, I was dying with laughter by the end because of those NANOMACHINE BUFFS coming in over and over!
*Screaming intensifies*
My favorite part is when Armstrong stomped then screamed at the sky
Metal gear rising Revengeance YTPs were not something I knew I needed.
But Standing here, I realise…..
Many URRAAAGHs were made.
A perfect balance of Armstrong screaming and Sam dying
What if I told you that I was just holding back?
"You're hired" trophy in a nutshell
This is 100% accurate to my own pain. Then, one time he glitched out, spun around the arena at Mach 5, and cheated in a hit. FUCKING SANIC.
this....*single tear* this is beautiful
Thanks a lot!
Ah, this is easy, want a real challenge? Final battle against Legstrong but change the Murasama to a wooden sword.
Thanks, but i think i'll pass Kappa.
I tried that, did not work
You can't do that in the vanilla game because you are locked to Sam's sword, but would it be possible with mods?
Easy? You really love pain
@@morkgin2459 The Pain?
THE PAIN
*explodes*
*echo* "pain..."
The struggle is very real man... : / I can't believe how hard Sam's DLC is and there are people who want his mode even more difficult. I am baffled. Your reaction time has to rival that of a savant to achieve the no damage bonus on the harder difficulties. Yes you can play MGR and beat it no problem. However if you aim to beat this game and take no damage it is one of; if not THE hardest thing to do while not getting annoyed by countless restarts necessary on the learning curve. Monsoon really tested my patience in regards to doing the no damage challenge.
This... painfully reminds me of my attempts at path of the master ninja in Ninja Gaiden 2. The setting of the 1st chapter, the boss area, everything's there.
Jetstream Sam is the guy we’re suppose to be scared of in the story line. Guy died more than the players do in Dark Souls!
The AWOOP! s and constant screaming is what got me the most
uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
More memes and screams. Good work, keep it up.
Thanks a lot!
If this is how he does all his interview, how did Monsoon, Mistral and Fucking Invincible Guy got hired?
I mean Sundowner is literally Fucking Invincible, Monsoon "have won this" and Mistral...
This video gets me in tears laughing every time.
This was like fighting the unknown fighter at the end of birth by sleep. A million dodge rolls to escape instant death bs.
I like the part where the Senator sumo stomps and goes, and I quote : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"
Such inspiring words of wisdom.
Armstrong everytime Sam dies: *A W O O P*
3:25 Bruh, that's not it has to be this way, that's collective consciousness...
Sam dies:
Armstrong: UAAUAUAUAAA
5:51 to 6:02
is what people who aren't cyborgs in the metal gear world would most likely see
Armstrong screaming while going Super Saiyan is making me laugh my balls off
Metal Gear Rising Blood Pressure
Lmao
The rage and torture of doing something over and over and over again until it can be done or you just quit
im glad you did this on the hardest mode, mad props, respect and sub
You've perfectly encapsulated everything wrong with this boss, ESPECIALLY on Revengeance:
1) How fucking angry Armstrong must be to do that 7-8 move long charge combo over and over again.
2) The constant attempts at hugging you, followed by another charge combo 90% of the time.
3) The AI in general being a husk of what the OG Campaign Armstrong was, with the same 2 attacks over and over again instead of the great variety of attacks the OG Armstrong had.
4) The desire to just outright insult a fictional character when you finally beat them, which (for me) has never happened in this game until THIS bossfight.
5) Getting a D ranking after all of this bullshit and not caring anymore.
Ik it's 5 years too late and you prolly won't read this, but i understood EVERYTHING that happened in this video and it is PURE and UTTER bullshit.
jetstream Ginjo vs Senator Saitama
He sounds like hes going super saiyan the whole time sam is fighting him 💀
ready?
WALLOP! wait...
Take a shot every time you need to dodge in this DLC. I dare you.
"Not bad son, but nanomachines son" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fucking loved that 😂
"You're too slow!"
I'll blow you away!
Don't fuck with this senator!
Might makes right!
Try again!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
*AWOOP*
LaggySnake needs to see this mod... if it is a mod
1:17
"Duking it out... Nothing beats it!"
Armstrong: Like I said son...IM FUCKING INVINCIBLEEEE!!!
Sam: SHIIIIT!
I was mostly expecting for there to be a part where you can hear ,,STOP IT" , but that didn't happen.
Dudes really be scared to moan.
I be in my girls ear like: 0:45
Gotta love when he does his charge and ends up going so fast that the game glitches and he spirals into another dimension
Sam: Dies 25 times because he doesn't have nanomachines
Also Sam: "I expected more"
even on easy Armstrong is still a pain in the ass
this video consists of 40% shouts, 40% deaths, 5% cutscenes, 5% victory, 5% fucking Armstrong laughing, and 5% QTE👏
Armstrong: (*Stomps and powers up like a Dragon Ball character*)
I can't look at Armstrong the same way anymore. XD
No Sams were injured in the making of this movie.
Actually, fuck it, Sam's dignity died in the making.
Not_Sleepy Now we know what really made Sam go insane.
Why is Armstrong powering up so satisfying
The latter half just seems to be him running at you at mach 3 screaming and backhanded you going "don't fuck with this senator"
so im not the only one who thought this dlc was a tad too hard on revengeance difficulty?
You're not the only one.
k
Well, it was supposed to be hard, it's the hardest difficulty option
6.5 minutes of Armstrong trying to get world record on speedrunning Jetstream Sam
Did ya knew that the most effective dodge is dodging into enemy? :D
This is basically Vegeta dealing with Goku going Kaioken...
Armstrong: KAIOKEN!!!
Sam: Kaio-wha- *gets smacked*