21:00 "Guys--GUYS I got second place ^w^" *clapping ensues* Blarg is just the little kid that the nice group adopts in every lobby. They hate each other jokingly but they are proud parents of the little one 😂
9:45 I have seen this race from both GRIZZY and SMII7Y, and I still say, the most PTSD inducing Mario Kart race I’ve ever seen…… ALL OF THOSE BLUE SHELLS, hitting so many times….. 🤣
marlin cars tips: jump button on ledge of jumps (ramps, wiggly ground, ect) for boost when you have antigravity on- run into the blue pillars in the road for boost, run into other players for boost boombox beats blue shell look up cart setups for your specific character. everyone is different based on weight
That "boom" at 8:32 sounds like the scare sound from Naughty Bear - which is also a game proposal for goons gaming if y'all plan on uploading again this year :p
That lakitu that helps you from falling be like : okay, ima gonna help you, but i'll take your paycheck, and i won't stop helping you, so i can have all your paycheck :)
I know you probably don't take requests, but can you please do: * 150cc/200cc * All Shells * All Mushrooms * Boombox * Bullet You can call it the "One Night in America" setup 😅🤣
Smii7y has a point in the lobbies everyone is calmed and gentle but while they're playing on the racetracks everyone is so crazy and negative at each other
I doubt you're going to see this but if you push the plus or minus button on the switch controllers, it shows you the kart, wheels, and parachute specs like speed acceleration, weight, and traction
Glad to see new MK8, been watching a lot of y'all's older videos of it. Always fun to hear you guys dis each other, lol! And what was up with all the Bullet Bills?!
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26:47 EVERYONE DESCENDING INTO MADNESS WHILE SOUP PLAYS THE RECORDER GETS ME EVERYTIME
21:00 "Guys--GUYS I got second place ^w^"
*clapping ensues*
Blarg is just the little kid that the nice group adopts in every lobby. They hate each other jokingly but they are proud parents of the little one 😂
Smit7y : yaayy.
Puffer and soup :👏👏👏👏👏
Pezzy : good job matt.
That little "Hello!" at 13:29 as Wario jumps with joy is just so well timed!
you again! Based spyro pfp btw
Blarg playing mariokart is one of the greatest things that has ever happened on this planet.
I have been loving all the Mario kart content
Matt’s little “Yay!” at 15:08 while everyone screaming is hilarious…
I like how Matt is the calmest person in this video
You can replace 80% of the dialogue in this with the punisher freaking out
I like how Matt’s character always looks like he’s having a Vietnam flash back.😂
Matt looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks constantly so it fits
😢don’t say that to jafar he’s still recovering from his skin not being in the mw11
its the blarg character design staple
Probably having PTSD over his parents who passed in 2001.
Flashbacks to his mario kart wii experience
9:45 I have seen this race from both GRIZZY and SMII7Y, and I still say, the most PTSD inducing Mario Kart race I’ve ever seen……
ALL OF THOSE BLUE SHELLS, hitting so many times….. 🤣
Man, if Matt learned how to jump off ramps he might be good at Mario Kart.
If he switched his kart build as well
I love how Matt is quiet any time there’s chaos happening
Bro soup had me dying 23:18 cause of the siege video when he calls wendys lmfaoo
B A C O N A T O R
*salakahamwasamwandandut*
@@MemesAndStuff wait is soup actually saying something? I just assumed he was say random sounds that sort of sound like an asian language.
i love how quiet blarg was while everyone was screaming!
Blarg I do give credit to the oil and the tax payers jokes, they were not ignored because I laughed. Love you man
marlin cars tips:
jump button on ledge of jumps (ramps, wiggly ground, ect) for boost
when you have antigravity on- run into the blue pillars in the road for boost, run into other players for boost
boombox beats blue shell
look up cart setups for your specific character. everyone is different based on weight
20:44 I do not know who's high pitched scream that was BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT LMAO
it’s pezzy lmao, when he plays horror games that’s all you hear 💀💀
"I've never played 200 cc's, I'm ready to meet God." 🤣🤣
The blue shells really helped give blarg the advantage. He got 5th place!
Can’t wait for blarg to hit 1 million subs he deserves it
Yes
I can’t wait either lol
That "boom" at 8:32 sounds like the scare sound from Naughty Bear - which is also a game proposal for goons gaming if y'all plan on uploading again this year :p
That ending was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long while, holy sh*t! 😂
With the amount of Bullet Bills that were present at the first couple of races, I could use a minigun and never run out of ammo
I just woke up from a fat nap and I see this. Forever grateful. It’s the little things in life
That lakitu that helps you from falling be like : okay, ima gonna help you, but i'll take your paycheck, and i won't stop helping you, so i can have all your paycheck :)
blarg makes being in last place fun
I thought soup was going to say "here comes the sun" for the Tokyo blur map
"do car lives matter" is my favourite march and rally
Matt's races are fairly peaceful compared to the other views
Matt: do cars matter?
The cars from the cars movie: am I a joke to you?
I always love seeing Matt's Mii character
18:39 when my wife finally takes her pants off
Matt you uh… you’re just genuinely bad at MK, even without the abnormal chaos.😂😂
The chaos has returned
I know you probably don't take requests, but can you please do:
* 150cc/200cc
* All Shells
* All Mushrooms
* Boombox
* Bullet
You can call it the "One Night in America" setup 😅🤣
You mean One Day In Highschool? 😂
There’s golf in wii sports!! Time to make Smitty toxic for 30 minutes!!
my partner asked me why i talk and act the way i do, i now realise i have the goons personalities trapped inside me always fighting one another
Blarg finally joining the Mario Kart Races, this is something. Would love to see more!
posted 28 seconds ago and already a certified hood classic
One of the most chaotic videos I’ve ever seen
I’m gonna *beeeepp* kill you, Grizzy!!!😂😂 27:55
i love when my internet shits itself and the audio breaks, so Matt says "My brother within CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhist"
YEAHHHH GET BLARG 1 MILLION LETS GOOO
The world is not ready for black blarg
"Take a shot every time you get blue shelled"
Me in the voice "Oh neat a suicide pact! Been a while since I went back on one of those!"
This is the most funny sesion of the year for real for real
10:57 HAHA no way dude that was awesome
blarg youre so close to 1MIL!!!!
I only just noticed that Droid and Soup both fall off the same spot 🤣 16:19
Funni blue turtle box.
puffer really do have the evil villain laugh, its based
I need to see more of this it's so ducking hilarious 🦆
6:23 Me being allergic to dairy, recently found out they make eggnog for dairy free people called nog. I kid you not.
Top 10 favourite Mario Kart Streamers is Matt, on every place
The way you all talk to one another, I think you all regret playing with each other...wait let me rephrase
Blarg's Mii looks like Squidward starring in a minstrel show.
Use the plus sign, and it shows statistics for the items you were swapping out.
space frog
I don’t usually take the time out of my day to leave a comment but it hurt watching you lose like this
I've been excited for Blarg to finally hit 1M subscribers but damn it's sure taking its time
"Bullet william"😹😹😹
Long live Mr Blarg
Thank God. Jafar Bomba Blarg comes to Mario Kart. We have waited a while.
Wait until he learns you can drift and jump off ledges to gain speed
Puffer needs a hinderance during these races because he is to good
Smii7y has a point in the lobbies everyone is calmed and gentle but while they're playing on the racetracks everyone is so crazy and negative at each other
the wok johnson in the bottom right corner
LETS GOOO BLARG MARIO KART SHIII
I doubt you're going to see this but if you push the plus or minus button on the switch controllers, it shows you the kart, wheels, and parachute specs like speed acceleration, weight, and traction
It's April of 2023 and we still don't have bananas only.
Bully the black guy over not giving you banana
Hey man you can press the drift button when you hit any ramp or bounce etc to get a quick boost which is why u may be losing
I'd love to see skulker play with blarg and everyone else
Imagine all the blue shells on baby park
This is a great video
wow what a great video
Glad to see new MK8, been watching a lot of y'all's older videos of it. Always fun to hear you guys dis each other, lol! And what was up with all the Bullet Bills?!
3:01 is great
I love Grizzy and all but mans literally did everything BUT Bananas only. He did banana and squid but not bananas only.
"Dies in Lego"
Matt loses warrio: it’s Vietnam flashback time
Wow that was a great video
indeed
6/7 Dentists recommend bananas only
I enjoyed this, love when ya’ll play kart or mario party!
by the time this was posted for 6hrs, the sub counter was already atleast 1k off
Getting close to 1 milly baby!!!!
7th place funny moments
This is my first time watching Blarg with my girlfriend and everytime Blarg gets back into 7th place, she goes “aw”
I cant believe i have been here before 100k-200k
Its been a long road blarg
I hope you make it to a million soon
matt’s gonna hit 1mil by late spring/early summer…calling it hahah
I was hoping he get 1 million before the new year. I must not have been praying to Allah hard enough. Lol
Almost to 1 million
Blarg is the greatest black man.
For being a car enthusiast blarg has worst driving than Muslim women
Great vid
If blarg doesn't get to 1 million in 2023 I will rip a goat in half long ways
Blarg your so close to 1 million subscribers
Literally, video is not safe to be drinking ANYTHING while watching.
"Alright I'm black"-blarg 2023
I thought the "Tokyo Blur" joke was gonna be about the weird way hentai is censored.
Blarg you probably won't read this but I made that same eggnog joke on one of your twitch streams and got a chat ban...I demand reparations😭