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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @yaysprout5063
    @yaysprout5063 2 года назад +276

    26:47 EVERYONE DESCENDING INTO MADNESS WHILE SOUP PLAYS THE RECORDER GETS ME EVERYTIME

  • @gamerlilly259
    @gamerlilly259 2 года назад +329

    21:00 "Guys--GUYS I got second place ^w^"
    *clapping ensues*
    Blarg is just the little kid that the nice group adopts in every lobby. They hate each other jokingly but they are proud parents of the little one 😂

    • @callmek20
      @callmek20 4 месяца назад +6

      Smit7y : yaayy.
      Puffer and soup :👏👏👏👏👏
      Pezzy : good job matt.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 2 года назад +263

    That little "Hello!" at 13:29 as Wario jumps with joy is just so well timed!

  • @Kyclonic
    @Kyclonic 2 года назад +69

    Matt’s little “Yay!” at 15:08 while everyone screaming is hilarious…

  • @AbrIckWaII
    @AbrIckWaII 2 года назад +385

    Blarg playing mariokart is one of the greatest things that has ever happened on this planet.

    • @B1POL4Rgaming
      @B1POL4Rgaming 2 года назад +1

      I have been loving all the Mario kart content

  • @snipersnipes4475
    @snipersnipes4475 2 года назад +911

    I like how Matt’s character always looks like he’s having a Vietnam flash back.😂

    • @tweetytastic1942
      @tweetytastic1942 2 года назад +31

      Matt looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks constantly so it fits

    • @gogetafusion1524
      @gogetafusion1524 2 года назад +19

      😢don’t say that to jafar he’s still recovering from his skin not being in the mw11

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 2 года назад +7

      its the blarg character design staple

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 2 года назад

      Probably having PTSD over his parents who passed in 2001.

    • @bigpoppa6059
      @bigpoppa6059 2 года назад +1

      Flashbacks to his mario kart wii experience

  • @AmiriTV1
    @AmiriTV1 2 года назад +121

    I like how Matt is the calmest person in this video

  • @gamerkingdom1442
    @gamerkingdom1442 2 года назад +55

    9:45 I have seen this race from both GRIZZY and SMII7Y, and I still say, the most PTSD inducing Mario Kart race I’ve ever seen……
    ALL OF THOSE BLUE SHELLS, hitting so many times….. 🤣

  • @Cyber-Hound
    @Cyber-Hound 2 года назад +27

    Bro soup had me dying 23:18 cause of the siege video when he calls wendys lmfaoo

    • @HelloIamCloudy
      @HelloIamCloudy 2 года назад +4

      B A C O N A T O R

    • @MemesAndStuff
      @MemesAndStuff Год назад

      *salakahamwasamwandandut*

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 Год назад

      ​@@MemesAndStuff wait is soup actually saying something? I just assumed he was say random sounds that sort of sound like an asian language.

    • @glitched7665
      @glitched7665 12 дней назад

      Shamanlmana *baconator* shamlamla

  • @ShadowProclamation11
    @ShadowProclamation11 2 года назад +78

    You can replace 80% of the dialogue in this with the punisher freaking out

  • @shiggi125
    @shiggi125 2 года назад +69

    Man, if Matt learned how to jump off ramps he might be good at Mario Kart.

    • @trumanlitle1855
      @trumanlitle1855 2 года назад +11

      If he switched his kart build as well

  • @j_tha_panther
    @j_tha_panther Год назад +24

    I love how Matt is quiet any time there’s chaos happening

    • @glitched7665
      @glitched7665 12 дней назад

      So basically nearly the whole video 😭

  • @Septqmber
    @Septqmber 2 года назад +10

    20:44 I do not know who's high pitched scream that was BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT LMAO

    • @reaganator9485
      @reaganator9485 2 года назад +1

      it’s pezzy lmao, when he plays horror games that’s all you hear 💀💀

  • @estebanbarahonamendoza2236
    @estebanbarahonamendoza2236 2 года назад +13

    Blarg I do give credit to the oil and the tax payers jokes, they were not ignored because I laughed. Love you man

  • @shadowsdawn5529
    @shadowsdawn5529 2 года назад +14

    i love how quiet blarg was while everyone was screaming!

  • @waffleoneal5281
    @waffleoneal5281 Год назад +5

    "I've never played 200 cc's, I'm ready to meet God." 🤣🤣

  • @elijahcuevas3805
    @elijahcuevas3805 2 года назад +58

    Can’t wait for blarg to hit 1 million subs he deserves it

  • @csonweedagain5054
    @csonweedagain5054 2 года назад +4

    That "boom" at 8:32 sounds like the scare sound from Naughty Bear - which is also a game proposal for goons gaming if y'all plan on uploading again this year :p

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 2 года назад +13

    The blue shells really helped give blarg the advantage. He got 5th place!

  • @scruffycat
    @scruffycat 2 года назад +4

    marlin cars tips:
    jump button on ledge of jumps (ramps, wiggly ground, ect) for boost
    when you have antigravity on- run into the blue pillars in the road for boost, run into other players for boost
    boombox beats blue shell
    look up cart setups for your specific character. everyone is different based on weight

  • @Lyvren7
    @Lyvren7 2 года назад +5

    That ending was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long while, holy sh*t! 😂

  • @DantePaxton113
    @DantePaxton113 9 дней назад

    Its so adorable how blarg is the only person where when he wins instead of getting salty everyone is just genuinly impressed😂❤

  • @j.cbutterfly3293
    @j.cbutterfly3293 Год назад +2

    I’m gonna *beeeepp* kill you, Grizzy!!!😂😂 27:55

  • @TinyTorpeedoTitz
    @TinyTorpeedoTitz 2 года назад +1

    I just woke up from a fat nap and I see this. Forever grateful. It’s the little things in life

  • @sperkyart8769
    @sperkyart8769 2 года назад +3

    18:39 when my wife finally takes her pants off

  • @meln00bies
    @meln00bies 2 года назад +1

    That lakitu that helps you from falling be like : okay, ima gonna help you, but i'll take your paycheck, and i won't stop helping you, so i can have all your paycheck :)

  • @Emily-nq1fy
    @Emily-nq1fy 2 года назад

    10:57 HAHA no way dude that was awesome

  • @MrTomytomy123
    @MrTomytomy123 2 года назад +1

    my partner asked me why i talk and act the way i do, i now realise i have the goons personalities trapped inside me always fighting one another

  • @jaydenfinch9942
    @jaydenfinch9942 2 года назад +4

    blarg makes being in last place fun

  • @TheLast_Knight
    @TheLast_Knight 2 года назад +2

    With the amount of Bullet Bills that were present at the first couple of races, I could use a minigun and never run out of ammo

  • @MrCSisley
    @MrCSisley 2 года назад +5

    I know you probably don't take requests, but can you please do:
    * 150cc/200cc
    * All Shells
    * All Mushrooms
    * Boombox
    * Bullet
    You can call it the "One Night in America" setup 😅🤣

    • @fatheadfrancis
      @fatheadfrancis 2 года назад

      You mean One Day In Highschool? 😂

  • @WorldGoods
    @WorldGoods 2 года назад +6

    Matt's races are fairly peaceful compared to the other views

  • @threshruleroftheshadowisle4247
    @threshruleroftheshadowisle4247 2 года назад

    "do car lives matter" is my favourite march and rally

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 2 года назад +2

    Matt you uh… you’re just genuinely bad at MK, even without the abnormal chaos.😂😂

  • @lesliemakara9131
    @lesliemakara9131 2 года назад +1

    Matt: do cars matter?
    The cars from the cars movie: am I a joke to you?

  • @jjbassic
    @jjbassic 2 года назад +2

    For being a car enthusiast blarg has worst driving than Muslim women

  • @marsshiann
    @marsshiann 2 года назад +2

    posted 28 seconds ago and already a certified hood classic

  • @B.M.O13
    @B.M.O13 2 года назад +2

    I thought soup was going to say "here comes the sun" for the Tokyo blur map

  • @cormacmccreary9160
    @cormacmccreary9160 Месяц назад

    I'm convinced at this point that Matt has no object permanence nor spacial recognition, lol

  • @nim4464
    @nim4464 2 года назад

    i love when my internet shits itself and the audio breaks, so Matt says "My brother within CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhist"

  • @itssmeeagain
    @itssmeeagain 2 года назад +1

    There’s golf in wii sports!! Time to make Smitty toxic for 30 minutes!!

  • @just_kos99
    @just_kos99 2 года назад

    Glad to see new MK8, been watching a lot of y'all's older videos of it. Always fun to hear you guys dis each other, lol! And what was up with all the Bullet Bills?!

  • @williamjemeyson5101
    @williamjemeyson5101 2 года назад +2

    The chaos has returned

  • @trxslly590
    @trxslly590 2 года назад +1

    blarg youre so close to 1MIL!!!!

  • @d1no749
    @d1no749 2 года назад +1

    YEAHHHH GET BLARG 1 MILLION LETS GOOO

  • @tigrexwalker285
    @tigrexwalker285 2 года назад +2

    I always love seeing Matt's Mii character

  • @marcussantos8879
    @marcussantos8879 2 года назад

    Blarg finally joining the Mario Kart Races, this is something. Would love to see more!

  • @ariumet
    @ariumet 2 года назад +1

    I've been excited for Blarg to finally hit 1M subscribers but damn it's sure taking its time

  • @morningstar7858
    @morningstar7858 Год назад

    I only just noticed that Droid and Soup both fall off the same spot 🤣 16:19

  • @Airbournjack
    @Airbournjack 2 года назад

    "Take a shot every time you get blue shelled"
    Me in the voice "Oh neat a suicide pact! Been a while since I went back on one of those!"

  • @xXESproductionsXx
    @xXESproductionsXx 2 года назад

    The way you all talk to one another, I think you all regret playing with each other...wait let me rephrase

  • @KentuckyFriedFerret
    @KentuckyFriedFerret 2 года назад

    One of the most chaotic videos I’ve ever seen

  • @TobinTonight
    @TobinTonight 2 года назад

    I enjoyed this, love when ya’ll play kart or mario party!

  • @bostonterrierowner
    @bostonterrierowner 2 года назад

    6:23 Me being allergic to dairy, recently found out they make eggnog for dairy free people called nog. I kid you not.

  • @danteatkins7028
    @danteatkins7028 2 года назад

    "Bullet william"😹😹😹

  • @liambal886
    @liambal886 2 года назад

    This is the most funny sesion of the year for real for real

  • @Jerbls
    @Jerbls 2 года назад

    The world is not ready for black blarg

  • @t.d.tthedragontamer2764
    @t.d.tthedragontamer2764 2 года назад

    Funni blue turtle box.

  • @ActuallyHappy
    @ActuallyHappy 2 года назад

    Top 10 favourite Mario Kart Streamers is Matt, on every place

  • @Glxtchedout34
    @Glxtchedout34 Год назад

    3:01 is great

  • @ICONOCLAST5.56
    @ICONOCLAST5.56 2 года назад

    Bully the black guy over not giving you banana

  • @Lilleaf-inc
    @Lilleaf-inc 2 года назад

    LETS GOOO BLARG MARIO KART SHIII

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 2 года назад

    Blarg's Mii looks like Squidward starring in a minstrel show.

  • @psychobeam99
    @psychobeam99 2 года назад

    Thank God. Jafar Bomba Blarg comes to Mario Kart. We have waited a while.

  • @mrspiderp9513
    @mrspiderp9513 2 года назад +1

    space frog

  • @roobeedooo
    @roobeedooo 2 года назад

    puffer really do have the evil villain laugh, its based

  • @rhettk6263
    @rhettk6263 2 года назад

    I cant believe i have been here before 100k-200k
    Its been a long road blarg

  • @hotdogflavoredwater9931
    @hotdogflavoredwater9931 2 года назад +1

    Puffer needs a hinderance during these races because he is to good

  • @drboom973drboom8
    @drboom973drboom8 2 года назад +1

    Long live Mr Blarg

  • @fatheadfrancis
    @fatheadfrancis 2 года назад +1

    Use the plus sign, and it shows statistics for the items you were swapping out.

  • @thielenlopes
    @thielenlopes Год назад

    It's April of 2023 and we still don't have bananas only.

  • @Nyted
    @Nyted Год назад

    Wait until he learns you can drift and jump off ledges to gain speed

  • @thawedgamer
    @thawedgamer Год назад

    I hope you make it to a million soon

  • @leowhite6858
    @leowhite6858 2 года назад +2

    Blarg you probably won't read this but I made that same eggnog joke on one of your twitch streams and got a chat ban...I demand reparations😭

  • @devidubs8113
    @devidubs8113 2 года назад

    the wok johnson in the bottom right corner

  • @justgabe6223
    @justgabe6223 2 года назад

    I don’t usually take the time out of my day to leave a comment but it hurt watching you lose like this

  • @amberholappa4453
    @amberholappa4453 2 года назад +2

    matt’s gonna hit 1mil by late spring/early summer…calling it hahah

    • @albadude1922
      @albadude1922 2 года назад +2

      I was hoping he get 1 million before the new year. I must not have been praying to Allah hard enough. Lol

  • @spag8138
    @spag8138 2 года назад

    Hey man you can press the drift button when you hit any ramp or bounce etc to get a quick boost which is why u may be losing

  • @parkersandahl3949
    @parkersandahl3949 Год назад +1

    Smii7y has a point in the lobbies everyone is calmed and gentle but while they're playing on the racetracks everyone is so crazy and negative at each other

  • @justinhubbard552
    @justinhubbard552 2 года назад +1

    Blarg is the greatest black man.

  • @hagenrhodes376
    @hagenrhodes376 2 года назад

    This is my first time watching Blarg with my girlfriend and everytime Blarg gets back into 7th place, she goes “aw”

  • @Mmmmmyt
    @Mmmmmyt 2 года назад

    Blarg your so close to 1 million subscribers

  • @Mr_Twisted_T
    @Mr_Twisted_T 2 года назад +1

    22:58 Why is there a banner with a ballsack on it over Wario's shoulder.

  • @beyourselfdgaf
    @beyourselfdgaf 2 года назад

    Getting close to 1 milly baby!!!!

  • @DatsunDriver620
    @DatsunDriver620 Год назад

    "Dies in Lego"

  • @tylergreene406
    @tylergreene406 2 года назад +2

    I love how people are saying” this video is so good” IT JUST GOT POSTED ONE MINUTE AGO AND UTS THIRTY MINUTES LONG STFU

  • @andrewthomasprism9388
    @andrewthomasprism9388 2 года назад

    I love Grizzy and all but mans literally did everything BUT Bananas only. He did banana and squid but not bananas only.

  • @connecting..........
    @connecting.......... 2 года назад +1

    This is a great video

  • @thatguyry883
    @thatguyry883 2 года назад

    by the time this was posted for 6hrs, the sub counter was already atleast 1k off

  • @Joshua-to3ts
    @Joshua-to3ts 2 года назад

    I'd love to see skulker play with blarg and everyone else

  • @slam_diesel
    @slam_diesel 2 года назад

    If blarg doesn't get to 1 million in 2023 I will rip a goat in half long ways

  • @myfriend7917
    @myfriend7917 2 года назад

    "Alright I'm black"-blarg 2023

  • @gamingwithsmokeydan
    @gamingwithsmokeydan 2 года назад

    Bananas ONLY 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

  • @ramoncatano8125
    @ramoncatano8125 2 года назад

    I doubt you're going to see this but if you push the plus or minus button on the switch controllers, it shows you the kart, wheels, and parachute specs like speed acceleration, weight, and traction

  • @seanreddy985
    @seanreddy985 Месяц назад

    I love hearing and seeing Matt playing Mario Kart in other people’s videos but when I watch his POV I sadly feel shame and sorry for him. He’s not made to win just to have fun lol.

  • @matthewcastaneda777
    @matthewcastaneda777 2 года назад

    Almost to 1 million

  • @mogsia
    @mogsia 2 года назад

    u uploaded at the same time as game theory

  • @AYYYKAYY
    @AYYYKAYY 2 года назад

    7th place funny moments

  • @squi1d460
    @squi1d460 2 года назад

    6/7 Dentists recommend bananas only

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 2 года назад +1

    It's a wonderful day for some conservative Mario Cart 😊🛒