you always get at least one or two every playlist when you're at the face to face. tbh i'm not surprised puffer filled the role here but i'm a bit more surprised that mcnasty did the same thing, i would've thought soup before mcnasty.
….. I get the joke but toxicity doesn’t translate to radioactivity which is what a Geiger counter works on. So I’m just gonna assume that they’re level of toxicity is so absolutely high that they break reality and become radioactive
Imma be honest, if I was doing this with my friends I would be a lot more upset than you guys were. The most frustrating thing is being stuck as someone that's ahead of you purposely makes it so you can't progress. That makes me not wanna play the game anymore.
If there's anything more toxic than a pay-to-play with a MK2, it's the people you get matched with in a race, even if they're friends. There's a thousand depressing reasons to just ditch Online altogether, none of which would exist if Rockstar cared (which would lead to a better fanbase).
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 tbf would have been fine if mcnasty wasnt just restarting and camping every time with the ramp car because he got upset over being knocked off at the beginning
1:40 well McNasty considering it is illegal to eat horse, that in itself would be a crime… so you could make that homeless man a criminal just by feeding him the blanched horse hoof (:
There was that one guy that got in trouble for feeding a homeless man an oreo with toothpaste in it so its still probably illegal to feed homeless people inedible stuff like that
"What was that gunshot" That, my good sir, is backfire. cars with good backfire are normally muscle cars like the Duke o' Death you were in Blarg, you probably know that but there are some cars with really cool backfire
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 9 rockets loaded 8 terrorists talking 7 snipers sniping 6 camels walking 5 IEDS!!!! 4 little turbans 3 virgins 2 AK-47's And an infidel hanging in a tree.
2:08 fun fact, during the Great Depression, people who didn’t have any else to eat tried to dog food, and they died… So now it’s required by law that dog food is edible for humans. You could do a lot worse than giving a homeless dude dog food, but also you could do a lot better
the dog food popsicle joke of course drops right when a cop in Texas gets in trouble for feeding shit sandwiches to homeless people FOR THE SECOND TIME
so you guys finally did your first face to face, eh? byze and the uk boys do like one of those every week. the ramp car and ramp truck are known to be broken but the tank rarely comes up simply bc the ramp vehicles make for way more funny moments.
One time my family went to a pay to fish pond and we had to skin the catfish we find and homeless man asked if we were going to eat that so he grabs the parts we were going to throw away and walked away eating them
For some reason Blarg screaming "ARE YOU FUCK?" cracks me up every time.
When I play games with my friends I often say that lmfao
@@Ag3nt-MC I should do that too. Next time I die in Phasmophobia, I'm doing that.
“A quiet fan that blows”? Ain’t that what Craig was after 💀
Damn 💀Lmfaoooo
Wows
See now me personally
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
NOOOOO I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE A CRAIG COMMENT LMAOOOO
Puffer is that one friend who trolls to much but once they get trolled once he starts saying “ok guys really” 😂😂😂
McMasty is the type of guy who can’t take a joke
Him and Mcnasty are the worst for that
the dickish "Can dish it, but can't take it" type
You guys probably don't watch puffer stream 💀
@@Aleyva645 not really puffer are always on "content mode" on stream... So.. and very chill
"A quiet fan that blows well" can mean something entirely different in the context of youtubers
wait a minute...
HUH
Thompson be like
Especially Minecraft RUclipsrs but they prefer under 18
REALLY??? Is that why the editor made a joke about it?? Oh my god that is so funny thank you for explaining that to me I had no idea
I don’t recommend fans that stalk you, they generally aren’t that safe to be around
I’d like a fan to follow me around my room all day? What’s wrong with that.
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@@notchs0son what if the temperature was always just a little too high or a little too low?
@@indigohealer9912 hats socks Getting naked?
@@indigohealer9912 don't care as long as it blows me dry😎
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I love how blarg is fighting for his life to get across and everyone targets him 🤣
McNasty and Puffer were so toxic in this, you could stand next to them with a Geiger counter and it'd sound like dolphin clicks.
you always get at least one or two every playlist when you're at the face to face. tbh i'm not surprised puffer filled the role here but i'm a bit more surprised that mcnasty did the same thing, i would've thought soup before mcnasty.
….. I get the joke but toxicity doesn’t translate to radioactivity which is what a Geiger counter works on.
So I’m just gonna assume that they’re level of toxicity is so absolutely high that they break reality and become radioactive
@@Mgl1206 You must be fun at parties.
Can't believe this is the first face-to-face I've seen them do
10:18 best question by Blarg😂😂😂😂
I stg if I hear McNasty eat one more chip while I’m at work with my earbuds on I’m gonna eat a dog hoof
2:42 XD
0:31 Literally what I was think when that was said.
12:22 I be singing this every time I’m over life XD
LETS GOOOOO a new blarg video to drink and drive to
It honestly took me a second to realize they were talking about electric fans and not human fans
Imma be honest, if I was doing this with my friends I would be a lot more upset than you guys were. The most frustrating thing is being stuck as someone that's ahead of you purposely makes it so you can't progress. That makes me not wanna play the game anymore.
Yeah but content for a paycheck though
@@stormierbody8419 trust me it's funny none the less
This is why your friends dont invite you to anything
@@skique2910Because their friends are douchebags who don't like being called out? Or because they want someone who will just accept being bullied?
If there's anything more toxic than a pay-to-play with a MK2, it's the people you get matched with in a race, even if they're friends. There's a thousand depressing reasons to just ditch Online altogether, none of which would exist if Rockstar cared (which would lead to a better fanbase).
1:43 beautiful home decor blarg
I’ve been watchin blarg and da goons 4 sun years now and McNasty always says sun outlandish shit every time 🤣🤣🤣
As a man who's subbed to Byze solely for GTA races, face to faces being 50% of what his group plays... holy shit that face to face was actual cancer
Yeah, who the hell puts ramp car and fucking band tour bus back to back
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 tbf would have been fine if mcnasty wasnt just restarting and camping every time with the ramp car because he got upset over being knocked off at the beginning
"I lasted 3 seconds"
Happens to the best of us mate, there's always medical help available
1:40 well McNasty considering it is illegal to eat horse, that in itself would be a crime… so you could make that homeless man a criminal just by feeding him the blanched horse hoof (:
it is not illegal federally to EAT horse, it's illegal to sell explicitly for human consumption.
@@ValenR6 but it isn’t illegal to feed to someone?
@@tylordio3802 if you don't sell it to them and just give it them i see no reason it should be illegal
There was that one guy that got in trouble for feeding a homeless man an oreo with toothpaste in it so its still probably illegal to feed homeless people inedible stuff like that
It's legal here, idk what the fuck y'all are talking about
“I hate the goons I hate the goons” puffer being pegged over and over on the map lol
"Oh oatmeal."
-McNasty 2022
"What was that gunshot"
That, my good sir, is backfire. cars with good backfire are normally muscle cars like the Duke o' Death you were in Blarg, you probably know that but there are some cars with really cool backfire
0:32 I almost spat out my water 🤣🤣🤣
When he said "blows good and is quiet" he didn't mean the thing that moves air.
2:42 Just a reminder of Blarg being canadian.
Gonna be honest “a fan that blows good and is quiet” almost takes on a new meaning with RUclips and it’s troubled past creators.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
9 rockets loaded
8 terrorists talking
7 snipers sniping
6 camels walking
5 IEDS!!!!
4 little turbans
3 virgins
2 AK-47's
And an infidel hanging in a tree.
One day without Blarg feels like 24 hours.
Blarg is unironicly funniest goon😩
After watching some other GTA racers like Byze, Bryan, and others, hearing Soup call a 28 minute race “the longest” is funny lol
12:35 Equilibrium oatmeal
0:00 There's an actual industrial fan brand called Big Ass Fans. I think that would work, lol.
I literally got here when it was posted a minute ago and I can already tell this is a Blarg classic
0:18 : if I was there I want a fan that sounds like a ps4
A quiet fan that blows good?
I'm right here ;)
"I'd like a quiet fan that blows good" I think your describing me.
watched one too many byze videos, as soon as i saw that cara a cara in the description i knew this was gonna be a good one
2:53 HE WAS WALTER WHITE, DUDE'S READY TO COOK SOME METH
So good, my friend.
I laughed soo hard my spicy Mac n cheese shot out my nose
Hope you reach 1 mil before the New Year!
9:55 the way he says that cracks me up lol
2:08 fun fact, during the Great Depression, people who didn’t have any else to eat tried to dog food, and they died…
So now it’s required by law that dog food is edible for humans. You could do a lot worse than giving a homeless dude dog food, but also you could do a lot better
hell yeah time to procrastinate laundry more !!
Ok but that outro tho... 😮❤😮mesmerizing
*Blarg pegged my dumpy* just has me wondering why that joke hadn't been made before.
19:13 is why there are no daredevils in the middle east.
I’m not gonna lie when he started talking about fans in the beginning I thought he was talking about one of us😂😂
"What other Michael would you be" Michael Myers walks on by lol
Waltuh
Put your DualShock 4 away Waltuh
I’m not playing GTA stunt races with you right now Waltuh
I was way to high for this, i laughed till started choking and could not breathe for what felt like an hour
man having friends sure sounds fun
loading into story mode first is the best way to avoid hackers cause there you can pick invite only session, cant if you just jump right in
They should do more face to face maps if they can figure it out. It’s the first map they did
You guys talking about fans got my chubbed up.
My favorite member of the goons is ExpiredOatmeal
the dog food popsicle joke of course drops right when a cop in Texas gets in trouble for feeding shit sandwiches to homeless people FOR THE SECOND TIME
Highly recommend shop fan blows really good 😂
Now I wanna see them do a parkour map
im a fan that blows good and is quiet 🥺
Surely we can get Blarg to 1 mill subs before the new year??
I’m a quiet fan that blows good
Da Gecko was just trying to insure ur cars before the race
Goons + GTA V “FACE TO FACE” RACES = HILARIOUS CAOS!!!!!
Anyone else thought when Mcnasty asked for a fan recommendation i instantly thought he was talking about an actual person blowing and shit 💀💀💀
Close to the 16 mins, few mins before that Mcnasty least I think that's him, sounded like Jack Black haha
At one point one of them sounded like a person from emkay
“PUFFER I WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER 🫶🫶🫶”
Two seconds later “I’m taking you with me 👹”
This was absolutely phenomenal!
Man if you think these are bad? You guys need to join a MakaDonVeli playlist
Love the content 💯🔥🖖👽🏴
Mcnasty saying "Behenchod" is everything I expected from the Goons.
Just steal fan from the end of the nearest chicken farm Blarg
“Tell Ralph to go back in your gut” 💀
Holy shit Blarg got da wok as his channel icon on full-screen
I volunteer as a quiet fan that blows good.
Ralph is now cannon
Kinda wanna see them do tron
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5:00 where the hell does Soup come up with these insults 😂
That first part out of context xD
17:34
Those are naval mines, not landmines.
Just because they are mines on land, doesnt mean they are landmines
9:05 sound like when you fall in sonic unleashed 😂😂
thank god you're not doing heists anymore. this is so much more fun to watch :D
If you want an ultra-loud fan get a Delta 40mm server case fan
That Minecraft joke caught me so off guard 🤣
Real shit i got an ad before the video that had a giant minion balloon in it about uber eats
Could you ever play gta 5 races with MakaDonVeli? It would be fun to see you playing this with a few Irish boys and with byze.
getting close to million
so you guys finally did your first face to face, eh? byze and the uk boys do like one of those every week. the ramp car and ramp truck are known to be broken but the tank rarely comes up simply bc the ramp vehicles make for way more funny moments.
I fan that blows really good
Love these u gyos of races. Hope you guys do more, there are alot of different types of this point to point races.
this reminds me of when i explained to my parents what a dumpy was
ur so close to 1 mil :O
That Minecraft RUclipsrs meme was OUT OF POCKETTT
why there numbers
1:50 why did the first thing that came to mind was "vindaloo" am I a psychopath or something? Im not sure anymore
“For the love of allah” so funny that made my sides hurt
One time my family went to a pay to fish pond and we had to skin the catfish we find and homeless man asked if we were going to eat that so he grabs the parts we were going to throw away and walked away eating them