Cracking the Combination (ASMR)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  7 лет назад +13467

    If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks

    • @rain8222
      @rain8222 7 лет назад +281

      Ephemeral Rift awesome as always

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 7 лет назад +149

      Lol great as always

    • @zbestgaming4539
      @zbestgaming4539 7 лет назад +122

      Your freaking awesome

    • @colehovis9175
      @colehovis9175 7 лет назад +895

      Did you intentionally make the video 34 minutes and 36 seconds long? Like the final combination 34-36?

    • @maeriwen
      @maeriwen 7 лет назад +136

      Love the subtle lighting in your videos. This will send me right to sleep (it's 4.34 pm here)

  • @ijayylo_759
    @ijayylo_759 5 лет назад +12493

    imagine as he finally opens it, all you hear is him yelling into the mic “A HA!”

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial 5 лет назад +9744

    This is like finding a master lock in Skyrim, at level 1, but with 100 lockpicks.

  • @pip5188
    @pip5188 7 лет назад +4203

    I just noticed the duration of the video corresponds with the correct combination. Clever.

    • @ryanrush3633
      @ryanrush3633 6 лет назад +83

      Captain Pip Yooo I thought I was the only one. I scrolled to see a comment like this

    • @tezla6332
      @tezla6332 6 лет назад +64

      Twisted Pyro it’s 34 3 6 I think

    • @smoke_hi
      @smoke_hi 6 лет назад +8

      Captain Pip what does that mean

    • @ixnexus
      @ixnexus 6 лет назад +8

      I made a comment of this before

    • @mercedezz6576
      @mercedezz6576 6 лет назад +8

      Captain Pip i just got spoiled lol

  • @dimitris1383
    @dimitris1383 5 лет назад +9191

    *next vid*
    Robbing a bank (ASMR)

    • @ronseybones
      @ronseybones 5 лет назад +74

      Greece 1821 there is one - it’s good - look it up

    • @mr.woooshyourjokes3046
      @mr.woooshyourjokes3046 5 лет назад +238

      Running from the police ASMR

    • @shyo438
      @shyo438 5 лет назад +175

      Hiding in this abandoned house (ASMR)

    • @SquishMTR
      @SquishMTR 5 лет назад +168

      Changing my name to Ted Brohind (ASMR)

    • @maxhellden8243
      @maxhellden8243 5 лет назад +141

      Moving to italy (ASMR)

  • @jwaffled4143
    @jwaffled4143 5 лет назад +6071

    *Little does he know I can steal his bike now*

  • @HomesliceTAS1287
    @HomesliceTAS1287 7 лет назад +5626

    THE NUMBERS MASON???!!! WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN!?!?

    • @nicolatian1135
      @nicolatian1135 7 лет назад +66

      Jozef Michalek Mayonnaise

    • @wildnessinframe
      @wildnessinframe 7 лет назад +103

      Jozef Michalek dragovich

    • @darthsidious1177
      @darthsidious1177 7 лет назад +172

      Kravchenco Steiner Dragovich all must die

    • @Caligamer707
      @Caligamer707 7 лет назад +212

      Those were the good old days

    • @halyomorpha
      @halyomorpha 7 лет назад +120

      Jozef Michalek ALL I SEE...ARE THE FUCKING NUMBERS

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +8174

    Lockpick 100
    Charisma 100
    Stealth -7

    • @ornsteintreed3969
      @ornsteintreed3969 5 лет назад +164

      @Mr. Enthusiastic...
      *I'm dying*

    • @wazebtc
      @wazebtc 5 лет назад +52

      • Karma • honor: neutral

    • @verynice6301
      @verynice6301 5 лет назад +110

      Unbreakable -
      Never run out of lockpicks

    • @johgabr
      @johgabr 5 лет назад +16

      Blue Shell (they could be taking about Fallout not Skyrim)

    • @gr-xw8uw
      @gr-xw8uw 5 лет назад +3

      LaffForFun you are BR

  • @talisca.3747
    @talisca.3747 5 лет назад +4408

    Me and the boys cracking wifi password of neighbors

    • @CBCsolar
      @CBCsolar 5 лет назад +105

      When you go to your friends house and they don't give you their wifi

    • @masahirosakurai3733
      @masahirosakurai3733 4 года назад +8

      @Real_Smi noskin bruh what
      explain

    • @syro4030
      @syro4030 3 года назад +12

      @@masahirosakurai3733 you can use a tool called Aircrack-ng. Many tutorials on it, and it is more installed on Kali Linux and ParrotSec OS.

    • @syro4030
      @syro4030 3 года назад +4

      pre installed* not "more installed"

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 3 года назад +3

      @@syro4030 but you need wifi for it?

  • @johnobrian7024
    @johnobrian7024 6 лет назад +4872

    Anyone else notice that he wasn’t using the lock correctly until he did the 34-36-6 combo since he actually had to do it right for that

    • @lilybrown1251
      @lilybrown1251 6 лет назад +426

      Kyle Drisdelle it hurt every time I saw him not pass the number once and then go to it oOf

    • @tubad27
      @tubad27 6 лет назад +15

      Yea I did

    • @charlesrichard7560
      @charlesrichard7560 6 лет назад +18

      Lmao ....i thought the same thing

    • @JohnDoe-gt6kx
      @JohnDoe-gt6kx 6 лет назад +161

      Yeeees middle school taught me that shit 😂

    • @tomabenas964
      @tomabenas964 6 лет назад +382

      It frightens me to then be the one that stands out for only noticing the fact he used a guessing game instead of a systematic counting order in order to find the lock combination... I mean one could argue the guessing game improves chances, but the systematic counting eliminates all chances of missing it by a close call then getting farther away. idk, may just be me but holy heck did I get bothered.
      Side note, holy heck I write a lot sometimes

  • @liamkozell
    @liamkozell 7 лет назад +2608

    you seriously have the most innovative and creative asmr ideas and videos on youtube

  • @ultravince_xxi
    @ultravince_xxi 6 лет назад +6805

    My dad trying to get into my Xbox account.
    Edit: took of the edit cause i now understand why y'all hate them so much

  • @Kalausz
    @Kalausz 5 лет назад +618

    "Hello Guys, this is the Lockpickinglawyer and today I will show you how to decode this Masterlock combination lock. In silence."

    • @amdobrantal1774
      @amdobrantal1774 4 года назад +8

      Have you seen ep 631 where he breaks a masterlock?

    • @Crayzo_A.s.
      @Crayzo_A.s. 2 года назад +5

      @@amdobrantal1774 but did he do it in silence. No? That’s what I thought

  • @ayyohkayy9527
    @ayyohkayy9527 7 лет назад +5282

    Back in the good old days when things didn't lock you out after 3 tries.

    • @mattmier204
      @mattmier204 6 лет назад +191

      Ayy Oh Kayy dude these locks still exist. You’re acting like everything is electronic now.

    • @BrianKlumb
      @BrianKlumb 6 лет назад +199

      Issa joke Matt lmao

    • @mcsketchy5996
      @mcsketchy5996 6 лет назад +72

      Matt Mier You, my beautiful child, have done me a service by saying this. I will forever be in your debt.
      -Your Friendly Neighborhood Catholic Priest

    • @willhogan2632
      @willhogan2632 6 лет назад +23

      False, woman have always, but only after one.

    • @justinsacco6837
      @justinsacco6837 6 лет назад +1

      +Vincent Foley im gonna go make some breakfast but I recently got the shadow of war DLC so I kinda wanna play that instead.

  • @EpicMe3
    @EpicMe3 7 лет назад +4600

    *Lock picking has increased to 100*

    • @lvlPsychosis
      @lvlPsychosis 7 лет назад +47

      EpicMe3 ha skyrim puns😂😂

    • @brandon9999
      @brandon9999 7 лет назад +23

      EpicMe3 i have a mod that lets me see where to unlock it, so i only have one lockpick

    • @kjthegreat1000
      @kjthegreat1000 7 лет назад +51

      brandon ok cool kid

    • @jedimasterkac3437
      @jedimasterkac3437 7 лет назад +70

      brandon that's great. take any challenge or value out of the mechanic.

    • @Folbak
      @Folbak 7 лет назад +15

      brandon you know you can unlock any door from the console? Unless you don't play on PC, in which case you had to pay for that mod, and that would be a huge mistake.

  • @nadiasvens
    @nadiasvens 7 лет назад +2973

    Sometimes. Asmr means the world and rescues you from thinking so much you would drown. Thank you.

    • @hanaxavier1524
      @hanaxavier1524 7 лет назад +43

      Krux 172 thank you for that life saving advice.

    • @toadleyasmr
      @toadleyasmr 7 лет назад +27

      Jump up, and grab life by the titballs. IS YOU A WUSS!?

    • @mikesavage8252
      @mikesavage8252 7 лет назад +2

      K

    • @onometre
      @onometre 7 лет назад +22

      Krux 172 too real. Half the reason I listen to this in bed is to avoid thinking too much lol

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 7 лет назад +3

      Nadia Svens oh. I just use it to sleep. But yeah! Infires, man yeah!

  • @UnknownSpooky
    @UnknownSpooky 2 года назад +318

    This truly is the longplay to the Lock Picking Lawyer's speedrun

  • @vrius3335
    @vrius3335 7 лет назад +2115

    There are a total of 64,000 permutations for that lock, and you solved it in under 10 min. Nicely done :)

    • @marcushermansen6463
      @marcushermansen6463 7 лет назад +113

      Vrius under 10 min yeh

    • @iknowyouseeme3233
      @iknowyouseeme3233 6 лет назад +460

      KevinSun242 he already knew the code its obvious because the code is the same as the videos length

    • @KC_FlightChief
      @KC_FlightChief 6 лет назад +206

      According to my math it would’ve taken him 74 light years to complete had he not cheated.

    • @jayninth
      @jayninth 6 лет назад +6

      KC Wildcat 😆

    • @xmenicemanx
      @xmenicemanx 6 лет назад +243

      KC Wildcat Thats an awfully long distance

  • @isabellalmao2583
    @isabellalmao2583 6 лет назад +200

    "This time, however, this may be the lock that is cracking him."
    XD

  • @rileygooden7482
    @rileygooden7482 5 лет назад +717

    When you forget your club penguin password

  • @ipostcomments9668
    @ipostcomments9668 7 лет назад +1794

    Here you go mobile users
    00:00 start of video
    1:38 playing with lock
    4:36 still playing with lock
    10:29 still playing with lock
    25:11 beer foam (jk still lock picking)
    34:36 end playing with lock
    You can thank me later

    • @nicolatian1135
      @nicolatian1135 7 лет назад +40

      Garrett Rummell mayonnaise

    • @sarahhearts3353
      @sarahhearts3353 7 лет назад +24

      Nicolai Vest FUCK MAYO

    • @jerryjurado1631
      @jerryjurado1631 7 лет назад +24

      Sarah Hearts- but does mayo fuck you🤔

    • @sarahhearts3353
      @sarahhearts3353 7 лет назад +22

      Jerry Jurado no mayo and i have a strictly business relationship

    • @TrueBliss_
      @TrueBliss_ 7 лет назад +12

      Garrett Rummell stuff like this annoys me sometimes because it spoils what will happen in the vid but I guess I shouldn't be looking through comments

  • @sameperson378
    @sameperson378 6 лет назад +2394

    *when u forget ur pe lock code*

    • @sameperson378
      @sameperson378 6 лет назад +78

      When you're too shy to ask people for help opening ur locker

    • @lucias5460
      @lucias5460 6 лет назад +63

      When no one replied to your comment and its been 1 month

    • @thetoasterhead4392
      @thetoasterhead4392 6 лет назад +3

      @@lucias5460 woooooosh

    • @sameperson378
      @sameperson378 6 лет назад +15

      Lucia S When you get worried cus I haven't replied in 2 weeks

    • @isabellalmao2583
      @isabellalmao2583 6 лет назад +2

      Saiki k u good?

  • @seilakkkk9526
    @seilakkkk9526 6 лет назад +1451

    31:48 twirty four.... RESET RESET

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 лет назад +15

      el Riset Riset quedaba mejor

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 лет назад +10

      y es twenty four,si lo vas a editar pa escribir el reset bien pues escribe esto tambien

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 лет назад +11

      ah pues mira,es thirty,me equivoque yo porque pensee que decia 24 y no 34

    • @kornonthekob713
      @kornonthekob713 5 лет назад +56

      We don’t understand you

    • @Vsireo
      @Vsireo 5 лет назад +29

      @@kornonthekob713 i know.But he's spanish so he can understand me ;)

  • @ooo629ooo
    @ooo629ooo 5 лет назад +2607

    Plot twist: He knew the password all along.

  • @RB-po7bz
    @RB-po7bz 6 лет назад +448

    What do we have here *A N O T H E R M A S T E R L O C K*

  • @nexusintake7179
    @nexusintake7179 7 лет назад +2116

    Cardboard box has been opened, congratulations on finding the key inside of it.

  • @KevinSun242
    @KevinSun242 6 лет назад +641

    Those master locks actually have a specific algorithm where you can narrow the combination down from patterns on where the combination gets stuck and use a math equation to find out the rest of the possible combinations. There are RUclips videos that explain how to do this.

    • @ThraxxlRose
      @ThraxxlRose 6 лет назад +36

      KevinSun242 I have noticed on my school lock if I do it wrong but I go over one of the numbers it has a bit of resistance

    • @spaxic5372
      @spaxic5372 6 лет назад +29

      QUICK MATHS

    • @taylorfoulds3705
      @taylorfoulds3705 6 лет назад +10

      KevinSun242 OK NERD BOY

    • @iamafanofmanythings3973
      @iamafanofmanythings3973 6 лет назад

      KevinSun242 oh thank you lol

    • @gayboii1413
      @gayboii1413 6 лет назад +6

      Taylor foulds some knowledge is better than none

  • @WaveFunctionCollapsed
    @WaveFunctionCollapsed 4 года назад +898

    THIS GUY IS LITERALLY GOD IN ASMR WORLD
    15:40 goosebumps

  • @aboldone4264
    @aboldone4264 7 лет назад +2176

    My high school locker combination was 4-34-36........ coincidence?
    Probably....

    • @hidde1638
      @hidde1638 7 лет назад +453

      Funny? Maybe
      Hotel? Trivago

    • @nathang9034
      @nathang9034 7 лет назад +167

      Another useless commentor
      Lock? Yes
      Coincidence? Maybe
      Hotel? Trivago

    • @bigbuffo1094
      @bigbuffo1094 7 лет назад +5

      Another useless commentor ibjj

    • @abborunda
      @abborunda 7 лет назад +21

      I never even had a locker in High school cuz we were allowed to have our bags in class

    • @aboldone4264
      @aboldone4264 7 лет назад +5

      abborunda lockers at my school for $1 for the whole school year, which was pretty convenient when you had 13 books all weighing 10 lbs each.

  • @lastminute7487
    @lastminute7487 7 лет назад +905

    When you find out your local bank has a secret stash of garlic bread

    • @ChevroletCobaltSport
      @ChevroletCobaltSport 7 лет назад +9

      Shiny Victini34 ....... I'm subscribing to you

    • @josephc.558
      @josephc.558 7 лет назад +2

      Shiny Victini34 mayonnaise

    • @cheezersmedia3772
      @cheezersmedia3772 7 лет назад

      Shiny Victini34 wait yo! In Sm4sh I swear I’ve seen your name before

    • @savagecabbagexx0687
      @savagecabbagexx0687 7 лет назад

      Shiny Victini34 dat be meh

    • @jumbo4246
      @jumbo4246 6 лет назад

      Would like the comment, but 420 likes? I can't ruin this beaut.

  • @knightgale2120
    @knightgale2120 7 лет назад +985

    In my head screaming" the 2nd digit you have to rotate counter clockwise 1 full rotation". Then fell I alseep near the end.

    • @austinschwarz7484
      @austinschwarz7484 6 лет назад +47

      Knight Gale I was thinking that exact same thing and it was driving me absolutely CRAZY

    • @catfish9207
      @catfish9207 6 лет назад +11

      Yup yup yup, me too

    • @johnnyp3305
      @johnnyp3305 6 лет назад +16

      Oh my god yes. I was getting so stressed out lmfao 😂

    • @I_Am_Killer_B
      @I_Am_Killer_B 6 лет назад +52

      Rift was late for class a lot in junior high because he couldn't get his locker open.

    • @magicth
      @magicth 6 лет назад +2

      Knight Gale same! Lol

  • @fetters7094
    @fetters7094 5 лет назад +719

    When u have volume all the way up and get an ASMR ad...
    *happiness noise*

    • @MontezBoydStarks504
      @MontezBoydStarks504 5 лет назад +32

      The stars have aligned

    • @scarasluts
      @scarasluts 5 лет назад +15

      sadly there's like only 1 asmr ad i get but i'm not complaining

    • @eden-.-3483
      @eden-.-3483 5 лет назад +16

      Yall get ASMR ads?

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 года назад +13

      I subbed the guy doing the ASMR ads just because he deserves it for allowing my ears to not be blasted into oblivion.

    • @Fikke
      @Fikke 4 года назад +7

      And I get "YOU STILL POWDER YOUR BALLS"

  • @jasminm9971
    @jasminm9971 6 лет назад +811

    *rock her box then change the locks*

    • @Particle3223
      @Particle3223 5 лет назад +6

      JasminM U have not gotten enough appreciation for this comment and I feel
      bad for u lol 😂

    • @StephCurryMcFlurry96
      @StephCurryMcFlurry96 5 лет назад +10

      Poetry 100

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +14

      *_charisma 100_*

    • @samscullion775
      @samscullion775 5 лет назад +37

      Shoot the jizz and out you is

    • @tyrushawk2219
      @tyrushawk2219 5 лет назад +3

      *rock her box then change the locks*
      *wocka flocka* *barzz*
      *real rap raw* 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Rabbit-zs7sr
    @Rabbit-zs7sr 7 лет назад +488

    Knowing Rift each of the possible combinations he used probably has some deep hidden meaning telling us what the hell is going on in Arkam

    • @Xsector360
      @Xsector360 7 лет назад +18

      Giga Voltz if that turned out to be true I would probably legitimatley cry at the attention to detail in the rift verse.

    • @echoseven8580
      @echoseven8580 7 лет назад +9

      Probably a code we gotta crack. And my best bet is that it's based on 34-36-6.

    • @jetogill
      @jetogill 6 лет назад +2

      Adrian Bowling Some sort of numerical cypher

    • @teska3181
      @teska3181 6 лет назад +2

      Adrian Bowling he used it in his half-life video

    • @iknowyouseeme3233
      @iknowyouseeme3233 6 лет назад +4

      Adrian Bowling lol its because those numbers are the length of the video

  • @dickatry2854
    @dickatry2854 5 лет назад +431

    14:15 “at least we tried grandma”

    • @soncinpain6529
      @soncinpain6529 4 года назад +9

      *HOLY F**K*

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 4 года назад +16

      He says it's grandmothers birthday

    • @nurs3826
      @nurs3826 4 года назад +3

      Hit harder than it should

    • @nobodyhere100
      @nobodyhere100 3 года назад +2

      @@nurs3826 Hits harder than my grandma

    • @bioshaxx7956
      @bioshaxx7956 3 года назад +1

      Asmr grandmas lore

  • @toot.toetoe
    @toot.toetoe 5 лет назад +304

    watches asmr at full volume
    *ad*: HaVE yOU EvER hAd A HeaRTAtTAcK?
    me: *wakes up*
    NOW I DO

    • @Max-if2np
      @Max-if2np 5 лет назад +3

      Noice one

    • @tomhubbard8510
      @tomhubbard8510 3 года назад

      Adblock. Can always donate to the channel if the option is available. A 10p donation is like 100x more ad revenue than he will get from your cumulative views.

    • @herbthymeyt
      @herbthymeyt 3 месяца назад

      now you do had a heart attack

    • @herbthymeyt
      @herbthymeyt Месяц назад

      found this comment again and was about to comment the same thing, nice work me

    • @deinemama888
      @deinemama888 27 дней назад

      ​@@herbthymeytLol

  • @wastelandreaper4zombayslay392
    @wastelandreaper4zombayslay392 5 лет назад +1705

    when you spend 100$ on roblox and don't rembember your password

    • @lucid4984
      @lucid4984 5 лет назад +7

      wastelandreaper4 ZOMBAY SLAYER 4LIFE I’ve done that

    • @marcwoo1430
      @marcwoo1430 5 лет назад +7

      Then your FUCKED UP a pretty bad

    • @swqb
      @swqb 5 лет назад +5

      Oof

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 5 лет назад +8

      Nah i fucked up More than 100$
      I fucked up me and my girls relationship because i used 1$ on roblox

    • @nicholas.lh246
      @nicholas.lh246 5 лет назад +1

      Uninstalling

  • @daltonwheeldon
    @daltonwheeldon 6 лет назад +310

    I love that your left handed I’ve watched this video so many times and just noticed you’re a lefty not too many of us out there

  • @MikeTython34
    @MikeTython34 5 лет назад +2328

    It triggers me that he never spins the lock right until he’s using the correct combination

  • @fatherbreadman7002
    @fatherbreadman7002 5 лет назад +387

    24:51 "I need candy"

    • @danielgarciaperez9873
      @danielgarciaperez9873 5 лет назад +12

      What the FU-

    • @bluwafer4255
      @bluwafer4255 4 года назад +38

      It's kinda unsettling that his left hand twitches and he flexes his fingers just to say *"I need candy"*

    • @jamie00882
      @jamie00882 4 года назад +1

      Jackb5 most likely, he has diabetes.

    • @Azzan_yep
      @Azzan_yep 2 года назад +1

      Same

  • @roiicee
    @roiicee 6 лет назад +1838

    *me when I’m desperate for the cookies*

    • @roiicee
      @roiicee 6 лет назад +53

      Me

    • @iknowyouseeme3233
      @iknowyouseeme3233 6 лет назад +2

      Trippz The Fox and I hope this is the slowest you've ever been replied to

    • @jboss7361
      @jboss7361 6 лет назад +11

      Trippz The Fox mines 5 years and i told a kid he was dumb and he said no u

    • @s.t.a.l.k.e.r803
      @s.t.a.l.k.e.r803 6 лет назад

      Jboss 73 ahahaha

    • @Nomore708
      @Nomore708 6 лет назад +5

      8 years and its still ongoing ;-;
      IM DETERMINED TO GET A REPLY

  • @couldntthinkofanoriginalna2734
    @couldntthinkofanoriginalna2734 5 лет назад +743

    The comments to this in a nutshell
    12%: he's left handed
    38%:a comment about trying to figure out something
    50%:The length of the video is the same as the correct combination....

  • @red5helidead
    @red5helidead 6 лет назад +230

    At the beginning of the video, the correct combination for the previous lock was 4-29-18. Should we be expecting a special video on April 29th or am I reading too much into it?

    • @frappo3582
      @frappo3582 6 лет назад +4

      Well I checked on all his videos in April 2018 and none of them are on the 29th, the closest I got was the 28th.

    • @pennyweight5106
      @pennyweight5106 6 лет назад +4

      @@frappo3582 that was late lmao

    • @notafalconsfan7897
      @notafalconsfan7897 5 лет назад +6

      @@pennyweight5106 Better late then never though right?

  • @lug1788
    @lug1788 5 лет назад +441

    Wait, isn't the combination one from Red Dead 2?
    In the sidequest were you catch a serial killer?

    • @unitedwestand160
      @unitedwestand160 5 лет назад +144

      and they say infinity war is the most ambitious crossover

    • @MegaChorro123
      @MegaChorro123 5 лет назад +37

      lug
      Holy shit your right

    • @migueword9793
      @migueword9793 5 лет назад +14

      lug

    • @drudan8957
      @drudan8957 5 лет назад +43

      Read dead copied ephemeral rift

    • @fishfishrun1207
      @fishfishrun1207 5 лет назад +6

      Drudan I have never heard of a game called read dead, would you mind telling me about it?

  • @bigjuicymilfs0725
    @bigjuicymilfs0725 6 лет назад +1377

    Me trying to figure out if my crush likes me back...

  • @nvfloo4820
    @nvfloo4820 6 лет назад +524

    *Grabs headphones plugs them in turns volume all the way up telling relaxed AD POPS UP and says "WANNA LOOK MEAN AND FIT?"*

    • @DoubleO386
      @DoubleO386 5 лет назад

      FB I 😭😭

    • @jorgenbriz3687
      @jorgenbriz3687 5 лет назад

      Fork ten joker

    • @starmarinrtur1493
      @starmarinrtur1493 5 лет назад +16

      Dude stop lying there’s no ads in this video

    • @shiroyatagami4780
      @shiroyatagami4780 5 лет назад +7

      @@starmarinrtur1493 that's an unnecessary r/quityourbullshit
      But I thank you for your knighting anyway

    • @shells4338
      @shells4338 5 лет назад +1

      I know your pain

  • @themegachad2730
    @themegachad2730 7 лет назад +677

    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is.

    • @ynwa9885
      @ynwa9885 7 лет назад +7

      Tango Roamer lol

    • @distordog3470
      @distordog3470 7 лет назад +55

      I see what you did there...

    • @azXIXza
      @azXIXza 7 лет назад +4

      Tango Roamer damn

    • @josephc.558
      @josephc.558 7 лет назад +3

      Mayonnaise

    • @stockloc
      @stockloc 7 лет назад +10

      Tango Roamer Reported.

  • @leonxrdd
    @leonxrdd 5 лет назад +82

    7 year old me trying to get into accounts by adding a random username and password

  • @MohammedAlbattah-fo3uj
    @MohammedAlbattah-fo3uj 6 лет назад +1239

    is it a coincidence that the combination is 34-36-6 and the video is 34:36 minutes long???

    • @nixkkk
      @nixkkk 6 лет назад +15

      Clout Productions 🤯

    • @zain1045
      @zain1045 6 лет назад +194

      Coincidence? MAYBE
      HOTEL? TRIVAGO

    • @julietagimenez8065
      @julietagimenez8065 6 лет назад +5

      Zanium Ahmed pensé que el chiste había pasado hace tiempo 😂

    • @thepicone951
      @thepicone951 6 лет назад +3

      ...

    • @deliriux3692
      @deliriux3692 6 лет назад +1

      Clout Productions Iluminati lol

  • @josephocchionero7638
    @josephocchionero7638 4 года назад +78

    Paul: I swear your honor, I stole the money on accident!
    LockPickingLawyer: As you can see your honor, my client has pleaded oopsie daisies.

  • @readthisifyourhomosexual7389
    @readthisifyourhomosexual7389 5 лет назад +316

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Ad: So JuSt LyInG dOwN

    • @shartty1678
      @shartty1678 5 лет назад +14

      skie_cloud 1388 HEADSPACE

    • @toasty169
      @toasty169 5 лет назад +30

      We will focus on the different parts of the body *camera pans down to the crotch*

    • @TheMagesticTofu
      @TheMagesticTofu 4 года назад +5

      Toasty169 starting at the feet

    • @nullskull-everything5495
      @nullskull-everything5495 4 года назад +5

      The Majestic Tofu and moving up

    • @frostedfire9972
      @frostedfire9972 4 года назад +4

      Toasty169 the different *PARTS* of the body

  • @quandale61
    @quandale61 6 лет назад +151

    me the first day of six grade trying to get my god forsaken locker open

    • @samlowe9515
      @samlowe9515 5 лет назад +3

      Pickle you got a locker in year 6? Lucky you

    • @doaadaraz185
      @doaadaraz185 5 лет назад +1

      @@samlowe9515 lmao I got one in 5th grade (which is year 5)

    • @samlowe9515
      @samlowe9515 5 лет назад +2

      Cat Girl19082 What! We get ours in Year 7

    • @sadisticcargo9389
      @sadisticcargo9389 5 лет назад +3

      @@samlowe9515 we dont even get lockers in brazil

    • @astrxlkisses3776
      @astrxlkisses3776 5 лет назад +2

      I got a locker in 4th but we didn’t have locks on them but when I reached 5th they had locks on the lockers

  • @MrStapleLeaf
    @MrStapleLeaf 7 лет назад +408

    Elder Scrolls VI Lockpicking

    • @dutchvanderlinde7081
      @dutchvanderlinde7081 6 лет назад +10

      Lockpicking 100

    • @ezra6275
      @ezra6275 6 лет назад +2

      This is a master lock level

    • @DoctorFluffy707
      @DoctorFluffy707 6 лет назад

      This is legendary lock level, it will fuck your shit up

    • @Goodguydude
      @Goodguydude 6 лет назад +1

      Communist Bear Lockpicking 100

    • @toycat-
      @toycat- 6 лет назад +4

      i just found your post right after TES VI announcement lol

  • @cheesysquiddy4805
    @cheesysquiddy4805 7 лет назад +49

    One of your best videos in my opinion

  • @internettroll1324
    @internettroll1324 3 года назад +73

    You can tell he goes a little insane at the end because he keeps repeating the correct combination.

  • @whatshisname1088
    @whatshisname1088 7 лет назад +137

    That description sounds like an anime I'd watch.

    • @nicolatian1135
      @nicolatian1135 7 лет назад +3

      Whatsisname mayonnaise

    • @kr8013
      @kr8013 7 лет назад +12

      Nicolai Vest you are very annoying

    • @HeyItsJustMax
      @HeyItsJustMax 7 лет назад +4

      Whatsisname It would, but he left out the video where the villain kills his father

    • @IceRezi
      @IceRezi 7 лет назад

      Whatsisname same

    • @notebeans3134
      @notebeans3134 7 лет назад

      i legit came here after watching anime all day

  • @morsecode980
    @morsecode980 6 лет назад +66

    This feels like straight out of an Uncharted game or something

  • @jordaniverson5817
    @jordaniverson5817 6 лет назад +356

    Does it bother anyone else that he doesn’t go past the first number like you’re suppose to with a combination lock?

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 6 лет назад +4

      Jordan Iverson yeah

    • @andrewhouk6151
      @andrewhouk6151 6 лет назад +4

      Very much so

    • @milkayy380
      @milkayy380 6 лет назад +17

      He did it in purpose so he could get the timing right for the video length and the code to match

    • @Angrybirdsfan223
      @Angrybirdsfan223 6 лет назад +14

      It's ASMR, it doesn't have to be real, just saying.

    • @milkayy380
      @milkayy380 6 лет назад

      Jacob Roxas cool

  • @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117
    @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117 3 года назад +37

    When a cool asmr artist puts no ads on there videos: Thats very cash money of you

    • @sparklecrumbs8421
      @sparklecrumbs8421 3 года назад +1

      Couldn’t have said it better myself

    • @Blonde-ocean
      @Blonde-ocean 3 года назад

      Quite the opposite actually… not very cash money bEcUaSe he makes less. Wouldnt mind ads tbhs, i Think he deserves a bit of cash for helping us all out relaxing

    • @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117
      @flaminghotcheetosarebest7117 3 года назад

      @@Blonde-ocean What? You want loud ass ads in asmr videos? Do you even know what asmr is for?????????

    • @masahirosakurai3733
      @masahirosakurai3733 3 года назад +1

      @@flaminghotcheetosarebest7117 you are right and wrong. Without ads, he doesn't get cash money. With ads, he gets cash money. Both are cash money

  • @insertnamehere5106
    @insertnamehere5106 7 лет назад +601

    Trying to get into my minecraft account again eh?

    • @pikkkkaro
      @pikkkkaro 7 лет назад +18

      TheGreenGamer NOT ON MY SERVER

    • @emmasmith9471
      @emmasmith9471 7 лет назад +2

      TheGreenGamer NOT THE MINDCRAFT NOOO (says as she crushes her computer in rage, destroying “Mindcraft”)

    • @fritzphone7803
      @fritzphone7803 6 лет назад +4

      He got in.

    • @ari-bo4rr
      @ari-bo4rr 6 лет назад

      canadian? you said eh .: i’m canadian sooo

    • @mke_lil8pe395
      @mke_lil8pe395 6 лет назад +1

      TheGreenGamer more like Minecrap

  • @Rhovanion85
    @Rhovanion85 7 лет назад +373

    28:33 : lock you up?
    Edit: Holy crap, thanks for the likes.

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 7 лет назад +1024

    The combination is 0-0-0. that's Not a lock, that is a can opener.

  • @camdenp0924
    @camdenp0924 5 лет назад +9

    💀Timestamps🥜
    0:00- 34:36 writing and lock twisting
    THANKS GUYS THIS TOOK FOREVER UR WELCOME

  • @nikochapas1
    @nikochapas1 7 лет назад +545

    40 Numbers with a 3 number code is 40^3=64,000 combinations. To get it right on the 33rd try was extremely fortunate

    • @UnlessIWin
      @UnlessIWin 7 лет назад +221

      Niko Chapas when you buy a lock the code is put in the box already. He's just fucking around the whole time. That's why the code is 34-36-6 and the video is 34 minutes and 36 seconds long.

    • @starwarzfan49
      @starwarzfan49 7 лет назад +104

      Niko Chapas you realize he knew the combination the entire time right? It's just a role play

    • @gamerscouncil2974
      @gamerscouncil2974 7 лет назад +75

      Niko Chapas hmm if you look at the top it says LOCK #739 and before he had a page full and it was titled LOCK #738. I think he wants us to infer he tried 739 pages before he could finally get the combination. Obviously in terms of this role play as the people who replied who just stated the obvious he did have the code.

    • @tangterry4078
      @tangterry4078 7 лет назад +58

      Well no, he does mutter that the lock is "another master lock", and with #738 not being completely filled up it probably means it's a new lock.
      Which would make, if this were a real life situation, an extremely lucky coincidence.

    • @timothyjonesjr.6161
      @timothyjonesjr.6161 7 лет назад +3

      Nah, 64k is spot on

  • @samchmiel16
    @samchmiel16 7 лет назад +69

    I love how the video ends at 34:36. All you need is the 6

    • @aguyonyt1
      @aguyonyt1 Год назад +2

      maybe its 60 milliseconds

    • @Filollisejmina
      @Filollisejmina 10 месяцев назад +2

      Well the vid is 6 years old so

  • @ok-gq7oy
    @ok-gq7oy 6 лет назад +783

    Oh, hi leftie

    • @lauraliggins2711
      @lauraliggins2711 6 лет назад +40

      Lea Anbacher I thought they were extinct xD
      This is a joke I’m also left handed

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 6 лет назад +103

      Here we see three rare left handed people, enjoying in a calm conversation. Let's observe them even more.....

    • @lauraliggins2711
      @lauraliggins2711 6 лет назад +2

      Nevermind the thought yes yes

    • @aero4277
      @aero4277 6 лет назад +32

      I also primarily utilize the left hand for most basic tasks that involve the usage of digits for writing.
      Translation: I’m left handed

    • @colecostie
      @colecostie 6 лет назад +7

      Brothers?

  • @jxsh_jc9954
    @jxsh_jc9954 5 лет назад +160

    Imagine wasting 30 minutes cracking a code just to find out that the code is 1 2 3😂

    • @lvke_dylan
      @lvke_dylan 3 года назад +5

      Having 1 2 3 on a lock like that is genius

  • @whatsgoodearth
    @whatsgoodearth 5 лет назад +211

    *Just casually brings table and notebook next to locker* _Time to figure out the combination!_

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 лет назад +10

      Excuse me what are you doing?

    • @kibbleluvr
      @kibbleluvr 5 лет назад +5

      s-sir this is the employee room at McDonald’s

  • @bluemoonavp2592
    @bluemoonavp2592 6 лет назад +78

    Ephemeral Rift: *Keeps Saying 34 36 Over And Over*
    Me: *Looks At The Length Of The Video* 34 36...
    COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

    • @woofywoofy1689
      @woofywoofy1689 5 лет назад

      Blue Moon AvP the combo is 34-36-06 too.

    • @em.b3rr
      @em.b3rr 4 года назад +2

      BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY,
      A *GAME THEORY*

  • @sophiasmith1821
    @sophiasmith1821 5 лет назад +115

    I showed my dad this ASMR channel because he has trouble sleeping, and this morning he comes up to me and he says, "This channel is made with Acid." And i lost my shit

    • @inanimatestranger1553
      @inanimatestranger1553 4 года назад

      Wait what does this mean? Explain

    • @Blooker01
      @Blooker01 4 года назад +3

      @@inanimatestranger1553 Dude the comment is a year old.I don't think he's going to reply.

    • @inanimatestranger1553
      @inanimatestranger1553 4 года назад

      @@Blooker01 lol that's what I thought

    • @Blooker01
      @Blooker01 4 года назад

      @@inanimatestranger1553 Then why did you still post it?(Not to be mean)Or did you realize this after posting it and just decided to leave it?Or maybe I am just over thinking all of this.

    • @inanimatestranger1553
      @inanimatestranger1553 4 года назад

      @@Blooker01 I thought of it after I posted it LOL and I'm lazy

  • @vincentdeschatelets1359
    @vincentdeschatelets1359 3 года назад +2

    It's been 3 years since I discovered your channel and this was the first video I watched. Thank you for helping me sleep and relax through time of stress and anxiety.

  • @ixnexus
    @ixnexus 7 лет назад +162

    Genius, video time is 34:36

    • @evanoconnor3781
      @evanoconnor3781 7 лет назад +1

      Am I missing something

    • @stormwake1936
      @stormwake1936 7 лет назад +19

      The combination for the lock ends up being 34-36-6

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 7 лет назад +2

      Obito Uchiha and there will be 6 vids hehe

    • @dmxdmx8332
      @dmxdmx8332 7 лет назад +1

      If you look at description he actually mentions making a series of this type of video and there are 6.

    • @Mighty_Buffalo
      @Mighty_Buffalo 7 лет назад +5

      That what I said and I never got likes

  • @TheMirtheX
    @TheMirtheX 7 лет назад +414

    Best of lock

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 7 лет назад +36

      How to delete someone else's comment

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 7 лет назад +1

      Mirthe B aaAAAAAHHHH I'M CRINGING IN KOREAN.

    • @bigburd875
      @bigburd875 7 лет назад +11

      *trump in Google*
      "Can I nuke one persons comment?"

    • @kingbydefault8685
      @kingbydefault8685 7 лет назад +15

      Hurricane Jose approaches!
      Trump: CaN YOu DEpoRt a HuRrIcaNe?

    • @torror7403
      @torror7403 7 лет назад

      You are my corny soul mate😍

  • @thatratguy780
    @thatratguy780 Год назад +6

    dude really spent this much time on the locks? all you need is another master lock

  • @cpcsniper1175
    @cpcsniper1175 2 года назад +64

    Can we talk about the perfect circle at 21:22

  • @dirtydan6841
    @dirtydan6841 7 лет назад +409

    Anyone else forget their school locker combination while watching this

  • @spoofsleeps9511
    @spoofsleeps9511 6 лет назад +341

    Am I the only one who does not know how to work those kinds of locks?

    • @melissa18.01
      @melissa18.01 6 лет назад +7

      Datguynamed BOB no you're not😂omg I thought I was the only one

    • @iamafanofmanythings3973
      @iamafanofmanythings3973 6 лет назад +23

      Yalll must be either homeschooled, in elementary school or your school doesn’t have lockers for some reason

    • @melissa18.01
      @melissa18.01 6 лет назад +149

      Tasu Kori or you're just from another country

    • @Virtuesubsribetome
      @Virtuesubsribetome 6 лет назад +9

      Tasu Kori or he’s an absolute mongoloid

    • @collinthibodeaux6517
      @collinthibodeaux6517 6 лет назад +1

      Datguynamed BOB nope don't know ether bob

  • @Skippy__
    @Skippy__ 8 месяцев назад +5

    When he finds out he could've just hit it with a brick since it's a masterlock

    • @sigzonia6502
      @sigzonia6502 8 месяцев назад

      this is a master lock you can break it with another master lock (pls know what i’m talking about)

    • @Skippy__
      @Skippy__ 8 месяцев назад

      @@sigzonia6502 yeah he pops up in youtube shorts from time to time

  • @goodboi8605
    @goodboi8605 4 года назад +39

    In all but 1 of the combinations, there is a pattern: Number-Largest Number-Smallest Number. This was because the actual lock followed this pattern! Pretty cool unintentional part!

    • @jaynelee8612
      @jaynelee8612 3 года назад +1

      i feel like every locker i had through middle and high school followed that pattern

  • @icyxlzq
    @icyxlzq 5 лет назад +36

    When your P:E coach says put the combination slowly

  • @casualbydefault
    @casualbydefault 4 года назад +13

    "This is the LockPickingLawyer and today we have a master lock that wasn't opened within 4 seconds"

  • @wartheunderbro
    @wartheunderbro Месяц назад +3

    This is a master lock, it can be opened with a master lock

  • @jasha7579
    @jasha7579 5 лет назад +98

    Imagine how lucky to crack the code within 30 attempts when you have a one in 64 000 chance

    • @cuppajoe2
      @cuppajoe2 3 года назад +2

      @@TheTutch and yet he still does it in 30 attempts

    • @HunterMacIntyre
      @HunterMacIntyre 3 года назад

      @@TheTutch ur mom

    • @yeraimartinezortiz4187
      @yeraimartinezortiz4187 2 года назад +7

      look at the crack code and after that, look at the video's length

    • @OddlyDelta
      @OddlyDelta 2 года назад +2

      @@yeraimartinezortiz4187 where's the crack code, i need the cra-

  • @eandnshowidkimsomethingels7581
    @eandnshowidkimsomethingels7581 7 лет назад +93

    People keep saying "wow it's funny that the lock is 34-36 and the video is 34:36 minutes long" I pretty sure he kept repeating the number sequence until the video got to that time, DUH!

    • @nathang9034
      @nathang9034 7 лет назад

      The Eleanor & Norah Show u sound so much in that comment like a person that I know that it actually scares me...

    • @Rhovanion85
      @Rhovanion85 6 лет назад

      BADUM TSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jacquelinemina6368
    @jacquelinemina6368 5 лет назад +88

    So, this is how you unlock locks?
    Me:runs over lock, throws brick on lock, stabs lock violently, ITS OPEN!!!

  • @KaryASMR
    @KaryASMR 7 лет назад +20

    Timestamp:
    00:00 start relax
    34:36 Start cry

  • @biggboi8009
    @biggboi8009 3 года назад +19

    Trying to remember your locker code after spring break:

  • @exploringwithasmr
    @exploringwithasmr 7 лет назад +24

    THE MAN WHO NEVER RUNS OUT OF IDEAS.

  • @Kekker
    @Kekker 7 лет назад +235

    Your future videos in the description sound promising! When you get the lockpick you could also do a Skyrim RP, cheers!

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 7 лет назад +31

    "The Plague Doctor's Apprentice"? "The Candy Man's Apprentice"? I can't wait for those!!! :D

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 7 лет назад

      MrTheEpicduck I know he would! I watched the "Special Delivery" crossover video ER did awhile ago. Corvus was adorable and scatterbrained as ever, but a good teacher nonetheless.

  • @poopperson8533
    @poopperson8533 4 года назад +12

    *When you forget your lockcode for your locker and your trying to be as quiet as possible so teachers won't see you:*

  • @timstruckmeyer4761
    @timstruckmeyer4761 7 лет назад +585

    Guess hes cracking open a locked one...
    I hate myself

  • @JanMarsalekWirecard
    @JanMarsalekWirecard 6 лет назад +49

    Rift dude, thanks. I locked my brother with a key chain and a lock.... Took me 3 hours to help him

  • @hades_cbr
    @hades_cbr Год назад +12

    I think the end where you kept repeating the combo getting quieter each time was the best part tbh

  • @dogewithgun7739
    @dogewithgun7739 3 года назад +6

    I just love that he is clam and not getting mad

  • @ronaldmartiny5425
    @ronaldmartiny5425 6 лет назад +624

    "The numbers Mason what do they mean"
    Lmao I just check this comment thanks for the likes👌🏻

  • @kodakorange4820
    @kodakorange4820 5 лет назад +12

    this is the only asmr that really got me

  • @textheviking4914
    @textheviking4914 7 лет назад +124

    32:33 lock opens

    • @nathang9034
      @nathang9034 7 лет назад +4

      Tex the country boy the Hero we need, but not the Hero we deserve

    • @josephc.558
      @josephc.558 7 лет назад +2

      Mayonnaise

    • @KimRocketmanUn
      @KimRocketmanUn 7 лет назад

      DatBroncosFan mayo in a cam

    • @KimRocketmanUn
      @KimRocketmanUn 7 лет назад +4

      The guy above me is an idiot

    • @cookiekingdom412
      @cookiekingdom412 7 лет назад

      Rocket Man What. I’m confused your names name above u. Basically if u didn’t understand that u said that the guy above you is an idiot but your comment is above the comment where u said that the guy above me is an idiot

  • @1noxaj
    @1noxaj 3 года назад +8

    “this is thelockpickinglawyer, and today we have another master lock for you”
    *shims the lock and opens it in under a second*
    “as you can see, master locks have a serious design flaw

  • @prestonreynolds4820
    @prestonreynolds4820 4 года назад +61

    I know this was made 3 years ago buuuut....
    Robbing the Bank
    Escaping the Prison
    Stealing the Diamond
    Infiltrating the Airship
    Completing the Mission
    Cracking the Combination.
    No? Alright.