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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • / danooct1
    More discerning viewers will notice that DOSKEY is a COM file, not an EXE, and thus executing it/expecting it to do anything related to an EXE infecting virus is an effort in futility. That's what I get for assuming it gets infected without actually checking the extension/file size. Let that be an important lesson to all of you - like the old saying goes, if you assume, then you don't get your computer infected by a virus that threatens to cut you into little pieces. Or something, I don't know.

Комментарии • 287

  • @cameronbosch1213
    @cameronbosch1213 2 года назад +386

    We need a malware tier list from Dan. S tier is the best malware, while F-Tier is bad or doesn't work.

    • @biddyfox
      @biddyfox 2 года назад +12

      I'd love to hear anyone's virus tierlist, actually. has anyone made one of those tiermaker things for viruses? also Funsoul S tier forever

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 2 года назад +7

      @@biddyfox One of my favorites would actually be (if he could get it to work, unfortunately) CMOSDead, which is actually even creeper not on a VM but on a standalone. Unfortunately, I've never even been able to get it to work at all, and I think Dan barely got his to work for his video on the VM. Although, Amoeba, SSR, Tequila, and Parrot (I actually requested it many years before he actually did it) are some of my favorites.

    • @AaronOfMpls
      @AaronOfMpls 2 года назад +3

      @@cameronbosch1213 Yah, he had the CIH virus brick an actual PC once, but not CMOSDead.
      EDIT: CIH -- ruclips.net/video/RrnWFAx5vJg/видео.html

    • @KatyaAbc575
      @KatyaAbc575 2 года назад +3

      Put CIH on S+ tier.

    • @mentalcelstefan7086
      @mentalcelstefan7086 2 года назад +1

      I'd love to see that!

  • @sprolyborn2554
    @sprolyborn2554 2 года назад +187

    Plot Twist: The message "one of these days im going to cut you into little pieces" is actually Dan himself threatening Vsafe.

  • @92BelluS
    @92BelluS 2 года назад +235

    i love these old virus videos. What people made back in the day.

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 2 года назад +31

      I especially love it when they are so badly made that they don't even do what they're supposed to.

    • @Rople50
      @Rople50 2 года назад +11

      I just love old viruses. So much more creative than modern-day ones.

    • @Ghostscar
      @Ghostscar 2 года назад +13

      @@Rople50 more creative and less dangerous. In the DOS days many of them was pranks. Today is always the same: stole info, encript info, and really fuck everyones life.

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 2 года назад +1

      @@Rople50 virus nowadays are more complicated

  • @jackieblue8718
    @jackieblue8718 2 года назад +89

    When Dan says "you bet I wish to continue" at the VSafe prompt, it reminded me of when Theo in Die Hard breaks through the security lock and tells the Nakatomi computer, "You bet your ass I wish to proceed!"

    • @danooct1
      @danooct1  2 года назад +38

      haha, you picked up on that reference. well done

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 Год назад

      @@danooct1 I was not aware of it being a Pink Floyd reference, that was cool.

  • @Jobby_James
    @Jobby_James 2 года назад +85

    01:34 I always craved for the day when I can hear the Model M keyboard smash!

  • @tuckman6958
    @tuckman6958 2 года назад +555

    My professor in my computer science class showed the class one of your videos and I’m really glad to see your still making videos like this :)

    • @danooct1
      @danooct1  2 года назад +227

      wow, that's awesome. I'm glad it was mentioned in a good way in a computer science class rather than an example of how not to make videos in some videography 101 course...
      I'm glad you enjoy the videos!

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 2 года назад +39

      @@AxxLAfriku what you should stop doing is making bullshit comments

    • @Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM
      @Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM 2 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku bro do a collab with dan

    • @JasperFoxo
      @JasperFoxo 2 года назад +2

      what video was it?

    • @il6220
      @il6220 2 года назад

      @@CAMSLAYER13 amen

  • @samuelfreeman6250
    @samuelfreeman6250 2 года назад +154

    There's always something about Dan saying take care at the end of his videos that just makes my day.

  • @C-Midori
    @C-Midori 2 года назад +89

    Always love hearing that keyboard, and learning about these lesser-known viruses

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 2 года назад

      @@pocoraven I’d do anything for that, it’s like a Klondike bar

  • @Carmenifold
    @Carmenifold 2 года назад +38

    love a creepy little virus like this. just a nice little subtle freaky message, especially in the fact that it only displays the message once. very good. this would make me even more scared of my computer's hidden thoughts as a kid

    • @jasonmartinez5116
      @jasonmartinez5116 2 года назад +1

      The message is actually a reference to the Pink Floyd song One of These Days, where the only lyric is "One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces". I guess the virus author was a Pink Floyd fan at the time

  • @Yaered
    @Yaered 2 года назад +80

    I'm impressed, six videos atm this year, always looking forward to hearing you hammering on the keyboard and the humming of the computer. Also, poor granny.

    • @danooct1
      @danooct1  2 года назад +74

      i'm gonna shoot for 10 this year. dunno, it might break youtube's servers.

  • @AlephNullHFTF
    @AlephNullHFTF 2 года назад +40

    I'm really glad you're still making the same enjoyable content that I watched when I was a kid. Thanks

  • @inglomi
    @inglomi 2 года назад +19

    I've never felt so threatened by a virus. That caption (8:11) is like something I'd see in one of those computer screen horror films.

    • @KylesDigitalLab
      @KylesDigitalLab 2 года назад +12

      Once you realize it's a Pink Floyd reference it's funny

  • @shiroiuma
    @shiroiuma 2 года назад +54

    That's some serious keyboard smashing ASMR.

    • @Door_Into_Summer
      @Door_Into_Summer 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget the cute kitty in the background!

  • @nerd0Chija
    @nerd0Chija 2 года назад +40

    3:06 Cat.exe virus activated after restart

    • @jackieblue8718
      @jackieblue8718 2 года назад +2

      Is his cat named Abraxas? Like the virus from one of the videos way back?

    • @flarerik
      @flarerik 2 года назад +3

      @@jackieblue8718 late reply but the cat's name is Lexus

    • @Swish07
      @Swish07 8 месяцев назад

      @@flarerik Late reply but who is Lexus?

    • @willpickles
      @willpickles 8 месяцев назад

      @@Swish07his catter

  • @soundspire360
    @soundspire360 2 года назад +8

    Your cat must have AV installed, as soon as the virus activated it meowed

  • @commander_dolphin5414
    @commander_dolphin5414 2 года назад +11

    I have watched your videos since like 2015 when I discovered the channel and every now and then re-watch my favorite malware reviewed on the channel.
    If it wasn't for you, I would have not been as interested in Windows 9x and MS-DOS as I am now. My first computer ever had Windows XP on it, and I used it at age 5.
    Almost every day now I'm playing games or listening to music designed for DOS for how much I learned how to use these beauties, most knowledge from your channel.
    Thanks for paving my smarts for vintage machines. Old malware is an extremely underrated subject and is overshadowed by many present-day activities and such.

  • @malwaretestingfan
    @malwaretestingfan 2 года назад +6

    We are truly blessed, you're posting more than you used to.

  • @fulliewolfie
    @fulliewolfie 2 года назад +17

    These videos are so nostalgic. Also, I was just watching another virus related video, and then you uploaded.:)
    P.s. Woah, didn't expect the whole Pink Floyd reference thing.

  • @autumnaldusk
    @autumnaldusk 2 года назад +7

    10 minute danooct vid in 2021 ho shit
    u ok there?
    jokes aside, always a welcome sight to see you alive and well

  • @7heodor36
    @7heodor36 2 года назад +7

    It's a great day when danooct1 uploads a new video.

  • @cem_unsal
    @cem_unsal 2 года назад +7

    Here we are again with new upload LET'S GOOO

  • @PainweedingPills
    @PainweedingPills 2 года назад +3

    All these videos are like going on a museum; except it's a virtual one. Keep up the good work, as always!

  • @penciloctopus2235
    @penciloctopus2235 2 года назад +3

    DOS viruses are fascinating. Been a fan of your channel for years, keep it up!

  • @OctoomyYTOfficial
    @OctoomyYTOfficial 2 года назад +3

    Man, I remember watching you 4-5 years ago and been a casual viewer since then, I am glad that you are still going strong (Sorta).

  • @JCX4801
    @JCX4801 2 года назад +7

    It seems to take a lot of work to actually activate these old viruses.

  • @niksnolem
    @niksnolem 2 года назад +9

    3:06 Cute guest appearance :)

  • @vladimirmlotschek3265
    @vladimirmlotschek3265 2 года назад +2

    I always love seeing a new virus video in my subscriptions box. Thanks for all the *pieces* ;) of content over the years, Dan!

  • @ItsSahendra
    @ItsSahendra 2 года назад +2

    You know it's a good day when good ol' Danooct1 shows up in the subscriptions :')

  • @irridesu
    @irridesu 2 года назад +1

    Man, this Packard Bell has been through so much over the years. Happy it's still around after all these years.

  • @trqcker
    @trqcker 2 года назад +3

    Glad to see you once in a while danooct1!
    Hope you are okay in this tough time!😊

  • @TheRealDanePULEZ
    @TheRealDanePULEZ 2 года назад +6

    Happy early christmas dan, also nice vid!

  • @fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771
    @fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771 Год назад

    This video has everything i love. Your voice, mechanical keyboard typing, ms-dos, fan noises, cat

  • @ThatOneBonk
    @ThatOneBonk 2 года назад +2

    The way this video looks is so awesome I actually thought it was an emulator with badass graphics at first. Great job.

  • @cambridgeport90
    @cambridgeport90 2 года назад +3

    Thanks, Dan! Keep it up. If it wasn't for your videos, many of these mostly hilarious and entertaining creations of some of the most infamous malware authors would have been consigned to history long ago (the majority of AV firms no longer keep records in their encyclopedias regarding these older pieces (see what I did there?)) Either way... you and Rogueamp are our last hope at keeping this side of the tech industry, for lack of a better word, alive.

    • @jackieblue8718
      @jackieblue8718 2 года назад +2

      Malware Wiki is a fascinating historic encyclopedia of vintage/obscure viruses over the decades. It even has entries about the hackers/teams themselves. I think all the ones in Dan's videos have articles on there.

    • @cambridgeport90
      @cambridgeport90 2 года назад

      @@jackieblue8718 I'm going to have some fun browsing, then.

    • @cambridgeport90
      @cambridgeport90 2 года назад

      @@jackieblue8718 I was going through that a few days ago... think I might make an account so that I can at least help with editing and what not.

  • @kmaster9108
    @kmaster9108 2 года назад +9

    wake up babe danooct1 posted

    • @deathclawplum
      @deathclawplum 2 года назад

      hope they got good antivirus on the oil rig

  • @PsychoFizz
    @PsychoFizz 2 года назад +7

    Good ole Lexus. Attempting to ruin danooct1 videos since 2017.

  • @ardag1439
    @ardag1439 2 года назад +3

    3:05 I LOVE that boot sound!

  • @PhirePhlame
    @PhirePhlame 2 года назад +15

    At first I thought this said "pieces" but then I realized it said "pisces"
    ...then I realized, no, _it actually does say "pieces" after all_

  • @JohnGames-gz7ue
    @JohnGames-gz7ue 2 года назад +2

    Hey, Just to let you know I’ve been watching you since I was 6 years old. Seeing you upload brings a smile on my face and you are the reason I got into computers. I know you won’t respond but I hope you see this at least. Thanks.

    • @PsychoFizz
      @PsychoFizz 2 года назад +4

      Dan’s girlfriend here, will pass along your message! He always appreciates seeing these kind of comments :) have a great day

    • @JohnGames-gz7ue
      @JohnGames-gz7ue 2 года назад +2

      @@PsychoFizz you to thanks

  • @failure9525
    @failure9525 2 года назад +14

    These kinds of videos are amazing I have really never got into computer malware and virus but hey first time for everything I guess

    • @failure9525
      @failure9525 2 года назад

      Also how does a person get rid of a Trojan virus on a phone phone ❔

    • @Nasiulciaa
      @Nasiulciaa 2 года назад +1

      @@failure9525 by using an antivirus I guess lol

    • @failure9525
      @failure9525 2 года назад

      @@Nasiulciaa I tried to download an antivirus all it did was lag my phone really bad 😧

    • @Nasiulciaa
      @Nasiulciaa 2 года назад

      @@failure9525 download, scan, uninstall

  • @derbeserker3453
    @derbeserker3453 2 года назад +4

    My god, a new upload

  • @midnight5142
    @midnight5142 2 года назад +4

    We have gathered here again to enjoy a virus video from Danooct1

  • @this_is_not_a_joke
    @this_is_not_a_joke 2 года назад +5

    now this is a great birthday present

  • @Aevony
    @Aevony 2 года назад +7

    Cat is curious about the new video.

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 2 года назад +7

    I appreciate you man. Pieces might be interesting.

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 2 года назад

    Hearing the old PC noises brings me memories of when I had a PC like this as a young kid in Mexico.

  • @matthewrease2376
    @matthewrease2376 2 года назад +2

    The AV locking up as soon as it finds the Virus is hella creepy

  • @cameronbosch1213
    @cameronbosch1213 2 года назад +10

    3:02 Dan's system has fallen to pieces.
    I'm sorry, but I had to do that. Nice to see your uploads again Dan!

    • @near5148
      @near5148 2 года назад

      Dan used shut down

  • @sjogosPT
    @sjogosPT 2 года назад

    I love your computer POST sound. The best boot sequence sound i ever ear.

  • @meowskullsreal
    @meowskullsreal 2 года назад +3

    New danooct1 upload let's goooooo

  • @cftvdata
    @cftvdata 2 года назад

    I like how the auto-generated captions interpret your furious hammering of keys around the 0:58 mark as "[music]".

  • @matthall7359
    @matthall7359 2 года назад

    It’s been wonderful seeing you back!

  • @deltara2106
    @deltara2106 2 года назад +3

    *PC turns off* *MEOW*
    I loved that, cats are great.

  • @ateapot292
    @ateapot292 2 года назад +5

    I watched the whole video waiting to see what it would do, and when it printed that I immediately thought, "That's a Pink Floyd reference! Oh, I hope Dan mentions that."

  • @Door_Into_Summer
    @Door_Into_Summer 2 года назад +1

    I loved hearing your cute cat in the background trying to get your attention!

  • @ka6091
    @ka6091 2 года назад +1

    grandpa, your favorite malware yt channel uploaded a new video

  • @lajenehuen260
    @lajenehuen260 2 года назад +7

    This virus pieces me off

  • @Neithan_Hirsch
    @Neithan_Hirsch 2 года назад

    Hello dan. Glad you are still making videos since i've been watching since 2016 and I really find them interesting

  • @thehylian6984
    @thehylian6984 2 года назад +1

    3:20 always love that startup noise. sad that theres nothing about it on the internet

  • @FlipEatingTaco
    @FlipEatingTaco 2 года назад +1

    That “Hello everyone” is top 10 coolest word i ever heard

  • @voca-chan7953
    @voca-chan7953 2 года назад

    I had a pretty rough week, but seeing this video in my notifications as I was in school made me really happy. :)

  • @Bellefelle
    @Bellefelle 2 года назад

    Love still watching your channel everyday
    Thank you for still covering viruses

  • @iceymonster4675
    @iceymonster4675 2 года назад

    Huh, instantly thought of the music preview of Gallows on ITG when the message popped up. Love the videos! :D

  • @CamaroSS2009
    @CamaroSS2009 2 года назад

    A new Dan video?! It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @SoulcatcherLucario
    @SoulcatcherLucario 2 года назад +1

    holy shit a 10 minute dos video, this is gonna be good

  • @deadcelll
    @deadcelll 2 года назад +1

    The pieces virus
    "It's exactly what you think it is"

  • @Josh..420
    @Josh..420 2 года назад

    always look forward to a narther danooct1 upload =)

  • @EmperorJulesLStirling
    @EmperorJulesLStirling 2 года назад +3

    Here, we had some techniques. It is a perfect keyboard typing

  • @ashleybyrd2015
    @ashleybyrd2015 2 года назад +1

    Hooray, a danooct1 video!

  • @e_dt
    @e_dt 2 года назад +4

    wonderful cat sound... no doubt a wonderful cat too

    • @PsychoFizz
      @PsychoFizz 2 года назад +4

      She is a pain at times, a very persistent cat to say the least lol. But also very gentle and sweet

  • @extrememeowman3782
    @extrememeowman3782 2 года назад

    Danooct1:Not now, Alexis.
    Alexis 2 seconds ago:Meow!
    Me:Aw, you have a cat?

  • @TeraunceFoaloke
    @TeraunceFoaloke 2 года назад

    Ok someone really needs to check the thermometer in heck. Dan has uploaded six times this year!

  • @acidcowboi
    @acidcowboi 2 года назад

    it's just great to hear the machine booting up again

  • @obertone3242
    @obertone3242 2 года назад +5

    Why is the antivirus more obtrusive than the virus?

  • @Shymarxd
    @Shymarxd 2 года назад +1

    I JUST COULDN'T WAIT ANYMKRE TO YOU TO POST A NEW VIDEO, BUT FINALLY YOU DID!!! 💀💀💀

  • @kilgarragh
    @kilgarragh Год назад

    "and you can see that for yourself"
    *aggressive key mashing*

  • @skibidirizzohio69
    @skibidirizzohio69 2 года назад +1

    ive been watching you since i was 9, i found your videos so interesting

  • @l-l
    @l-l 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for the cute photo of what I think I heard was Alexis.

  • @drjakeman
    @drjakeman 2 года назад +5

    danooct video !

  • @rypokemon7336
    @rypokemon7336 2 года назад +4

    Our lord and savior is back!

  • @BioSoftStudios
    @BioSoftStudios 2 года назад

    Welcome back danooct1
    Love your videos
    Very informative and very inspiring for my animated stories

  • @RetronicsMusic
    @RetronicsMusic 2 года назад +3

    hes back

  • @solidsnake3292
    @solidsnake3292 Год назад

    One of these days is my favorite song. automatic 10/10 virus despite how many times it failed to activate.

  • @NikoBelliGaming
    @NikoBelliGaming 2 года назад +1

    6:50 After msav is ran, the text on the Vsafe output changes, but a mouse cursor also appears. Is something starting a display environment somewhere? I don't see a defined mouse cursor like that anywhere else.

  • @technologytime69
    @technologytime69 2 года назад +1

    The legend is back

  • @starinq
    @starinq 2 года назад

    Always a good day when you upload a video.

  • @ratssstick
    @ratssstick 2 года назад +2

    "not now Alexis" yes now Alexis more cat

  • @ricogoins
    @ricogoins 2 года назад

    Wow new danooct1 video this is the time of my life

  • @KareemHillJr
    @KareemHillJr 2 года назад +2

    Back when viruses were just annoying and didn't try to ruin your life.

    • @choppergunner8650
      @choppergunner8650 Год назад

      More like back when viruses tried to destroy your computer so you had to spend money to get it back, rather than asking for you to pay them to give your computer back. It's honestly depressing how most modern viruses are nothing but Ransomwares, Adwares, Spywares, Rogues and a Trojan here and there. No more infected Word/Excel macros, no more Email Worms, no more "virus that masquerades as Paint or screensaver". It's always virus authors trying to either earn some money or find a way to look through your webcam. Sure, nobody likes viruses, but back then, virus authors wanted to make a statement or something, usually someone who got booted out of an important company and decided to get revenge on them.

  • @RainbowBoyYTOfficial
    @RainbowBoyYTOfficial 2 года назад +1

    WELCOME BACK DANOOCT1!
    also i will find a virus that is cool.

  • @toxidworm
    @toxidworm 2 года назад +1

    video after 100 years!

  • @Luka-lm1pr
    @Luka-lm1pr 2 года назад

    what a pleasant surprise! never fails to excite me when you upload Dan :D

  • @matthewrease2376
    @matthewrease2376 2 года назад +1

    May not be destructive but it sure wastes a lot of hard drive space after a while

  • @dydysh99
    @dydysh99 2 года назад

    Lexus at 3:06 be like „Hey hooman, why can’t I kill that virus?” :D

  • @nukecorruption
    @nukecorruption 2 года назад +2

    I have my family's old Amiga 500 with a virus on it, haven't looked into it at all though. I just remember it crashing games randomly or something back in the day, And that my brother tried to get rid of it with some anti-virus software for Amiga but never succeeded. Virus came from a pirated SimCity game haha

    • @dschannel1171
      @dschannel1171 Год назад

      Did you had clean backup of this installed games? The virus can contaminate all your executable files on hard disk, the only way to get rid of this is format your drive, reinstall the system and re-install your games with clean copies of them!
      PS: Before begin install games, install an antivirus software and put the last available vaccine on the AV's proper directory, you don't know how more games can be the a virus source.
      Just a hint: If you tried run the antivirus from a diskette, you didn't had boot the computer from a diskette with a bootable antivirus, and this diskette wasn't protected against writing, congratulations 👏, your AV diskette is also infected and the AV don't longer do for anything anymore!
      Just try clean it right!

  • @pluto4540
    @pluto4540 2 года назад

    BABE WAKE UP DANOOCT1 UPLOADED

  • @akmzero630
    @akmzero630 2 года назад +4

    I wonder what would happen if this was ran on DOSBox for PSP

  • @Kinitoan
    @Kinitoan 2 года назад +1

    Does Dan still have an old windows pc or are these old videos that he kept and now uploads them?
    I have no idea cuz i am new here and i am very entertained.

    • @PsychoFizz
      @PsychoFizz 2 года назад +1

      That PC is still kicking. He has been recording once a week or so lately,

  • @agabrield
    @agabrield 2 года назад +4

    01:34 This is my ASMR

  • @SuperSmashDolls
    @SuperSmashDolls 2 года назад +1

    VSafe Warning
    Everything is fine.
    Nothing is ruined.
    *S*top