HELLDIVERS RAP by JT Music - "J.O.E.L." (Automaton Song)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @javierricardinhosidon8766
    @javierricardinhosidon8766 9 месяцев назад +10153

    Damn we missed one illegal communication station.

    • @ohenthevoidwatcher3939
      @ohenthevoidwatcher3939 9 месяцев назад +353

      its a bop tho, so i say it gets a pass

    • @LSSD1292
      @LSSD1292 9 месяцев назад +2

      We need to ask super earth high command for this ​@@ohenthevoidwatcher3939

    • @fimestplanet3521
      @fimestplanet3521 9 месяцев назад +658

      @@ohenthevoidwatcher3939please report to the nearest democracy officer

    • @jacobrenaud9441
      @jacobrenaud9441 9 месяцев назад +371

      @@ohenthevoidwatcher3939 thats traitorist talk

    • @DiveroftheDepths55
      @DiveroftheDepths55 9 месяцев назад +292

      ​@@ohenthevoidwatcher3939 It seems someone needs to be Re-educated
      I suggest you report to the nearest democracy officer immediately
      For your own sake

  • @crm64
    @crm64 9 месяцев назад +9021

    “Sir the bots have sent us something”
    “What is it?”
    “A diss track, sir..”

    • @Crab20665
      @Crab20665 9 месяцев назад +791

      “Breaking news: The Department of Truth has stated that helldiver morale has reached new lows, comparable to those in the first galactic war when the illuminate joined. More on this soon.”

    • @STU5HY
      @STU5HY 9 месяцев назад +393

      "Dear god"

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 9 месяцев назад +1

      I say we hit em even harder than we already have been on tibit and durgen, we can't let this slide at all

    • @chrislaurent1137
      @chrislaurent1137 9 месяцев назад +435

      COMMAND, WE HAVE BAD NEWS! OUR RECRUITS ARE LIKING THE AUTOMATONS DISS TRACK

    • @malakia_games3422
      @malakia_games3422 9 месяцев назад +124

      ​@@STU5HY wait there's more

  • @theunknowncrusader4362
    @theunknowncrusader4362 9 месяцев назад +983

    Helldivers: Why are we hearing boss music?
    The Automaton fleet: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @thatprotogen2456
      @thatprotogen2456 8 месяцев назад +17

      Re-introduce ourselves*
      (Too cyberstan more specifically)

    • @davidnikkielinc
      @davidnikkielinc 7 месяцев назад +6

      Automatons “good to be back send in the man who cooked for intimidation”, hell divers “send in Evac NOW!!”

  • @ArtoriaZz2137
    @ArtoriaZz2137 9 месяцев назад +3759

    The robot running away with a stroller is so fucking hilarious, holy shit.

    • @joshuaconnall4237
      @joshuaconnall4237 9 месяцев назад +474

      “This is mine now.”

    • @binguscheese8126
      @binguscheese8126 9 месяцев назад

      Thats how those damn socialist bots get new recruits

    • @jcjensonofficialaccount2051
      @jcjensonofficialaccount2051 9 месяцев назад +412

      Gotta keep children out of battle. And preferably out of a cape.

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 9 месяцев назад

      Nothing's funny about kidnapping liberty's children

    • @Flame_Machine
      @Flame_Machine 9 месяцев назад +335

      The idea of a Devastator with it already being strong enough just stealing a baby has always made me laugh. Now I can imagine one literally stealing candy from one

  • @GeneralDelta072
    @GeneralDelta072 9 месяцев назад +3451

    "Diver! Why aren't you destroying that illegal broadcast tower!"
    "Sir, this is fire."

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 9 месяцев назад +321

      "So its treason then." *proceeds to team kill the helldiver refusing to destroy the illegal broadcast tower*

    • @GeneralDelta072
      @GeneralDelta072 9 месяцев назад +69

      @@jakejohnson718 With the a Rail Gun.

    • @CypherusMcClain
      @CypherusMcClain 9 месяцев назад +52

      [Laughs in 380mm artillery barrage]

    • @foundationguard5315
      @foundationguard5315 9 месяцев назад +78

      ​@@jakejohnson718"technically it isn't treason if it sounds like negotiations are being attempted, that diver was listening to what they had to say and was waiting for the automaton to finish in a truly respectful, democratic way, as stated within the constitution written by our founding fathers."

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@jakejohnson718 We can forgive it because it shows how desperate the automatons are through this diss track

  • @koalafiedmistake5507
    @koalafiedmistake5507 9 месяцев назад +2398

    Unknown to JT, they accidentally dropped the anthem for the return of the Automatons

    • @Automaton-37467
      @Automaton-37467 9 месяцев назад +124

      And we're loving it

    • @joeydoffer9884
      @joeydoffer9884 9 месяцев назад +87

      @@Automaton-37467 cant keep cyberstan down

    • @catlord1236
      @catlord1236 9 месяцев назад +47

      For cyberstan

    • @alexissmith7005
      @alexissmith7005 9 месяцев назад +28

      What makes you think this was accidental

    • @justyouraverageguy8404
      @justyouraverageguy8404 9 месяцев назад +33

      heart. steel. we. kill. iron. will. into war.
      heart. steel. we. kill. iron. will. into war.
      Cyberstan, cant keep her down
      we count down
      the new dawn
      Cyberstan, cant keep her down
      we count down
      the new dawn

  • @moj1782
    @moj1782 9 месяцев назад +4289

    I just realized the song's initials is in the verse
    J - Join
    O - Order
    E - Eliminate
    L - Liberty
    Hence why the song is titled J.O.E.L
    Edit: Grammar checks

    • @Koobygus
      @Koobygus 9 месяцев назад

      Am reporting you to the nearest democracy officer... You're probably working with them. TREASON!!!!!!!!!

    • @LucasSantos-si4nd
      @LucasSantos-si4nd 9 месяцев назад +143

      Saw it too, bloody brilliant!

    • @DiveroftheDepths55
      @DiveroftheDepths55 9 месяцев назад +107

      Oh that's clever
      That is very clever

    • @MichaelxVoorhees
      @MichaelxVoorhees 9 месяцев назад +59

      i missed this the first time, nice catch

    • @benjaminmead9036
      @benjaminmead9036 9 месяцев назад +114

      the name is also a ref to the game master of helldivers, whos called joel and controls the automotons and bugs to keep the game fun.

  • @edwardroach9643
    @edwardroach9643 9 месяцев назад +2555

    You're spitting an awful lot of fire for someone in Liberating range

    • @triliangaming5504
      @triliangaming5504 9 месяцев назад

      We are bringing some white hot democracy to the socialist automatons.

    • @AniceManic9296
      @AniceManic9296 9 месяцев назад +121

      Says the diver who can’t take back the creek

    • @triliangaming5504
      @triliangaming5504 9 месяцев назад +102

      @@AniceManic9296 last time I checked, the creek is free.

    • @Flame_Machine
      @Flame_Machine 9 месяцев назад +62

      ​@@AniceManic9296Last time I checked, you guys already lost half of your planets

    • @Grey-imposter
      @Grey-imposter 9 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@Flame_Machine Last time I checked your mixed with garbage You run out of rockets then you blow up seriously what kind of mech design is that You got to make renewable ammo

  • @Shadow_The_Glitch
    @Shadow_The_Glitch 9 месяцев назад +2122

    "Sir, our divers keep reporting a strange broadcast coming from malevelon creek"
    "What is it sergant?"
    "It's a rap... commander?"
    "Sweet liberty... they're cooking"

    • @Samdoesstuff553
      @Samdoesstuff553 9 месяцев назад

      *Bars.exe activated*
      Oh shit, they are
      Computer, we need to counter this
      “Now engaging; bangers.USA”

    • @Aroundtheworld-j7y
      @Aroundtheworld-j7y 9 месяцев назад +160

      “STOP BOBBING YOUR HEAD TO IT JANKENS SEND OUR COUNTER RAP”

    • @andrewdailey3362
      @andrewdailey3362 9 месяцев назад +67

      Cooking? They're serving a 5 course meal!!

    • @ThePolish_Crusader
      @ThePolish_Crusader 9 месяцев назад

      @@Aroundtheworld-j7y SIR YES SIR! BROADCASTING "To liberty and beyond" ON ALL DEEP SPACE COMUNICATION CHANELS!

    • @Idiotdragon8
      @Idiotdragon8 9 месяцев назад +70

      “Sweet liberty… They’re cooking” is the best thing I’ve heard all week 🤣

  • @yessir6919
    @yessir6919 9 месяцев назад +3159

    New directives received from high command:
    *Joel: Rattle 'em, boys!*

    • @jayserdaguro4781
      @jayserdaguro4781 9 месяцев назад +69

      Damn joel you rap about us and our fails😅

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 9 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@jayserdaguro4781Joel is neither good or evil, he provides for both sides of the war so it never truly ends

    • @APEX-7274
      @APEX-7274 9 месяцев назад +40

      ​​@@jakejohnson718Joel be pulling a Palpatine
      [Edit : just fixed a spelling mistake]

    • @possumlord5227
      @possumlord5227 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@APEX-7274 i love democracy

    • @JakeWebb-b3z
      @JakeWebb-b3z 9 месяцев назад +11

      Joel: " they got the song RATTLE THEM BOYS!

  • @zigzaghyena
    @zigzaghyena 9 месяцев назад +1369

    "Our will is Iron, we broke your fist." As in, breaking Super Earth's fist of iron hold on them, is legitimately a brilliant piece of propaganda. Like, that would hurt my morale if I was a Helldiver.

    • @ok-cg9rd
      @ok-cg9rd 9 месяцев назад +64

      yeah... it did, they returned.. stronger..

    • @BoisegangGaming
      @BoisegangGaming 9 месяцев назад +114

      ​@@ok-cg9rdSE High Command: "We have eliminated the last of the automatons. Wait, what's that noise?"
      WE ARE MECHANIZED / MORE THAN WEAPONIZED / IN THE FIRES OF INDUSTRY

    • @ok-cg9rd
      @ok-cg9rd 9 месяцев назад +39

      Literally this morning when i found out about this I decided to play it and look at the map, gear up again for bots, and dive right in to hell.

    • @Hadthese
      @Hadthese 9 месяцев назад +27

      THERE ARE SO MANY REINFORCEMENTS
      It feels like every squad gets a tank now

    • @servermeta
      @servermeta 9 месяцев назад +13

      i honestly believe that line means more that they broke our first few offensives againts them rather then them breaking SE's hold on em mainly because the automatons were never under SE rule just their creators (cyborgs)

  • @NoahShegogue-ww3yx
    @NoahShegogue-ww3yx 9 месяцев назад +689

    Weird how this only released a few days before the main Automaton force invaded Cyberstan.

  • @Theonewhocaptions
    @Theonewhocaptions 9 месяцев назад +1045

    Two songs of the same game. Two sides of the same war.
    Two beats of the same fire.

    • @connorirons4542
      @connorirons4542 9 месяцев назад +47

      While these two are enough to make me happy, I'm half expecting one for the bugs now.

    • @tezereth
      @tezereth 9 месяцев назад +24

      Does that mean we're gonna get an insectoid jam next

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад +10

      The hivemind is next for the dissing

    • @Larry-pm7nh
      @Larry-pm7nh 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@tezereth maybe an illuminate one after they finally appear

    • @tekatokaroaro9003
      @tekatokaroaro9003 9 месяцев назад +2

      Only one will stand

  • @theredtails7609
    @theredtails7609 9 месяцев назад +1727

    If you think about it... Automatons look like skulls... JT has a skull logo... Does that mean he's an automaton this entire time??

    • @Braxs-K
      @Braxs-K 9 месяцев назад +167

      Always has been

    • @Splicer-lb5xb
      @Splicer-lb5xb 9 месяцев назад

      He's the poet all communists think they'd be lol

    • @GooberBoi6000
      @GooberBoi6000 9 месяцев назад +101

      No......NOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • @Chaosworshiper
      @Chaosworshiper 9 месяцев назад +83

      ​@@Braxs-K*pulls* *out* *Glock*

    • @jimmyford-hill1925
      @jimmyford-hill1925 9 месяцев назад +26

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @daubenyyoucoward5963
    @daubenyyoucoward5963 9 месяцев назад +366

    This is what was playing when the Automatons came back with an even bigger fleet than before!

  • @stormtendo
    @stormtendo 9 месяцев назад +903

    I like how this takes everything the Helldivers song was and inverts it, twists it, corrupts it, almost like the robots themselves ingame. Awesome job!

    • @optimusprime777slap
      @optimusprime777slap 9 месяцев назад +10

      Will it go to Spotify soon? I just checked and it still doesn't come up.
      Nevermind i just read the description.

    • @PepperPotxx
      @PepperPotxx 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@optimusprime777slapit's now on spotify

  • @Metacritical_
    @Metacritical_ 9 месяцев назад +523

    You know a game is special when it gets 2 JT Raps within 3 weeks of eachother

    • @MEATBALLGRIND
      @MEATBALLGRIND 9 месяцев назад +21

      We may get another due to they my do the bugs

    • @cristianelrey5803
      @cristianelrey5803 9 месяцев назад +12

      We are reaching Frostpunk levels of special.

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 9 месяцев назад +13

      Hopefully we get illuminate and terminid raps too. But doubt it could go this hard

  • @jcjensonofficialaccount2051
    @jcjensonofficialaccount2051 9 месяцев назад +2235

    >Bots were defeated.
    >Song Drops.
    >Bots return.
    This was a warning from them that they were far from over.
    Edit, 7/16/24: Christ.

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +64

      Oh hell yeah they are and they are going to bring some new friends with them soon

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +24

      I bet

    • @TheWarTrain
      @TheWarTrain 9 месяцев назад +40

      Jt = automaton propagandist?

    • @Wilczy__Wilk
      @Wilczy__Wilk 9 месяцев назад +11

      JOEL JUST NOW TOOK FROM US AGAIN MANKETH!

    • @KingDrakoTyrell
      @KingDrakoTyrell 9 месяцев назад +9

      STOP COMMENTING AND GET BACK TO WORK SOLDIER!

  • @dc1054
    @dc1054 9 месяцев назад +335

    The automatons have not only damaged our fellow helldivers physically with their actions
    Now they’ve begun to go for psychological damage too with these fire bars!

    • @mokasaam1819
      @mokasaam1819 9 месяцев назад +5

      Oh I get it, good joke.

  • @Joel-thediver
    @Joel-thediver 9 месяцев назад +614

    never have i eaver been more happy to be named Joel

  • @MadBaymax
    @MadBaymax 9 месяцев назад +481

    "We broke your fist" that is preatty fitting now that they are fucking blitzkrieging straight to Superearth and we are loosing the majority of planet defenses

    • @SummonServio
      @SummonServio 9 месяцев назад +30

      They took back Cyberstan, next goal is Super Earth

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 9 месяцев назад +43

      You can already picture this analogy animated.
      Imagine the image of a big blue super earth fist closing around Malevolen creek and the severin sector, only for a hulks foot to crush it as the camera pans to show the automaton armada in orbit of cyberstan, the entire screen going red

    • @fancypantsism
      @fancypantsism 9 месяцев назад +13

      I’m sorry THEY ARE FUCKING W H A T

    • @A_Old_Qrow
      @A_Old_Qrow 8 месяцев назад +8

      Heart - Steel

    • @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083
      @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@A_Old_Qrow We - Kill

  • @ItsaFenyx
    @ItsaFenyx 9 месяцев назад +429

    I honestly can't decide which line goes harder:
    "Our will is Iron, we broke your fist"
    Or
    "We love our government, no one is critical, if anybody is, they are dismissable"
    As a super earthling I feel obligated to pick the helldiver's line but that one automaton line was better than first chorus of the diver's song

    • @ArtoriaZz2137
      @ArtoriaZz2137 9 месяцев назад +55

      It's obviously
      "rockets igniting
      AND THOSE DON'T MISS"

    • @LordKingler
      @LordKingler 9 месяцев назад +17

      "Cause we'll crack your skulls just to get inside"
      "For the resurrection of an empty mind."
      I fell like this is my favorite but the iron will line is also flames.

    • @Domboss2019
      @Domboss2019 8 месяцев назад +2

      I was once like you my friend. So i went to a planet in the outer reaches so i may observe the battle and provide morale support to each side.
      I do not favour one over the other.
      I just simply watch and wait to see who will win this grand game of galactic chess.

    • @Harbo_Minecraft_two
      @Harbo_Minecraft_two 9 дней назад +1

      What about "Join the... Order: ELIMINATE... LIBERTY!" a seemingly inconsequential and throwaway bar that is repeated twice per chorus is turned into a disturbing proclamation of their true, one and only goal, just from the way it was sung. It gave me chills. I couldn’t stop thinking about that line on repeat for weeks afterwards. It has such a perfect amount of robotic force and disturbingly human-like fury and power, that I can only describe it as A.M-like, the way this line is sung. And if a song can harness even one billionth of that hate, that is a masterpiece and deserves to at least be IN THE DISCUSSION of the best line in that artists discography, let alone the song. It gives a horrifying insight into the minds of these robots and is -in my opinion- easily the best bar in the song.

  • @Nemesisprime2010
    @Nemesisprime2010 9 месяцев назад +252

    This song just hit a LOT harder after news broke about the new Automaton wave.
    -
    Excerpt from Helldiver's Log: We had finally done it. After months of campaigns, hundreds of my brothers and sisters giving their all of their blood and lives for Liberty and Super Earth...
    We. Had. Broken. Them. We had destroyed the last of the Liberty hating, Freedom destroy Automatons! I shot the last one still active in the head, watching its optics flicker and die. I turned to my squad, celebrating the victory. Their oil covered our armor and stained our capes, but we wore them like badges of honor.
    I embraced one of my brothers in arms, laughing. It was a Grand day for Super Earth and Democracy!
    Then...we heard it. It was low...but it quickly grew. All around us, the alien world's crust shook. We all looked up...and saw them.
    Hundreds upon hundreds of ships just...appearing! And then over the radio...we heard the bass drop.
    The Automatons were not done with us...not by a long shot.

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +20

      The helldivers: well shit
      Me: oh new robot parts for my experiments

    • @AutomatonUnit22725
      @AutomatonUnit22725 9 месяцев назад +6

      Yes we Must collect as much as we can!

  • @Henry_overnight
    @Henry_overnight 9 месяцев назад +345

    "We're the robotic descendants
    of what was Boston dynamics"
    Ayo what? This is lore.

    • @timothycheong4009
      @timothycheong4009 8 месяцев назад +24

      i heard they develop a new robot that fully runs on electric and move more smoothly that the last ones .seems like just left out a piece of the puzzle

    • @oxos_pass
      @oxos_pass 8 месяцев назад +3

      Fr

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@timothycheong4009 At least it not blood they run on

    • @timothycheong4009
      @timothycheong4009 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@arran4285 then why their eyes is red

    • @yahnmahn9035
      @yahnmahn9035 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@timothycheong4009They’re socialists

  • @Larukio
    @Larukio 9 месяцев назад +774

    "Sir we have a problem"
    "What is it ?"
    "The bots, they sent a diss track and it's a bop."
    "Send a 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽"

    • @YourLocalFriend0410
      @YourLocalFriend0410 9 месяцев назад +72

      The fact I actually know what that stratagem is lol. (It’s a 500 KG bomb if I’m correct)

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@YourLocalFriend0410Correct! (Insert helldiver mission complete sound)

    • @YourLocalFriend0410
      @YourLocalFriend0410 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@Spreece154 Lets go!!!

    • @wesleyhassmer1753
      @wesleyhassmer1753 9 месяцев назад +8

      “Let’s see how they like *our* fire”

    • @ThePolish_Crusader
      @ThePolish_Crusader 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@YourLocalFriend0410 Do you know this one? ⬆➡➡

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 9 месяцев назад +306

    My god..They have diss tracks..WHERE ARE OUR OWN DISS REINFORCEMENTS?!

    • @markusjanz4226
      @markusjanz4226 9 месяцев назад +23

      "They got shot down in orbit sir, by the soundwaves of the automatons sick rifs."

    • @joesplace2960
      @joesplace2960 9 месяцев назад +8

      Damn it… WHERE’S THE REINFORCEMENT’S!!??

    • @markusjanz4226
      @markusjanz4226 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@joesplace2960 (Cuts to around 50 dead Hell Divers that have either been slashed, burned, sawed, blown up, shot down, crushed, or are just buried beneath Automaton corpses.)

    • @fairy_phantasm
      @fairy_phantasm 9 месяцев назад +5

      WE NEED JONATHAN YOUNG!!

    • @denizozyurek4676
      @denizozyurek4676 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@fairy_phantasmHe is here, and there and some of him is over there by a hill... He got shot by an automaton cannon

  • @Atlowe
    @Atlowe 9 месяцев назад +216

    joel saw this and said "hold my beer i have a plan"

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +33

      The robots: Resisting is futile
      Everyone else: for super earth
      Me: (starts grabbing all the robots parts I can get on the battlefield) soon enough I will have enough parts to finish my experiments

    • @AutomatonUnit22725
      @AutomatonUnit22725 9 месяцев назад +6

      Are you also planning to make a robot army for super earth?

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@AutomatonUnit22725 lets just say...
      "The flesh is weak"

    • @robinst-pierre9600
      @robinst-pierre9600 5 месяцев назад

      @@exploertm8738 It's Primarch Vulkan that said that, and you're missing half the quote and its meaning. The true quote is "The flesh is weak, but deeds endure."

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 5 месяцев назад

      @@robinst-pierre9600 no, the true quote is "ROBOTS ARE THE MASTERS! THE FLESH IS WEAK", no, I wont tell where it is from.
      (its Live and Let Spy)

  • @Sgt_Scopey_Edits
    @Sgt_Scopey_Edits 9 месяцев назад +460

    This was such a banger 🔥🔥🔥
    “Your government fed you lies”
    “Under the watch of their federal eyes” goes 🥶

    • @DiveroftheDepths55
      @DiveroftheDepths55 9 месяцев назад

      Your words has been reported to the Ministry of Thruth for investigation of Treason

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 9 месяцев назад +24

      Especially since, well… they’re in the right.

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@glarnboudin4462 That sounds very...treasonous

    • @Dr._Myth
      @Dr._Myth 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@glarnboudin4462how dare you speak such lie

    • @Kizuki-0117
      @Kizuki-0117 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Spreece154 DID SOMEBODY SAY TREASON?! WHO'S LOOKING TO JOIN THESE SOULLESS SOCIALISTS?!

  • @RandomGoji
    @RandomGoji 9 месяцев назад +900

    Moment of silence for the divers a malevalon creek

    • @camoking3609
      @camoking3609 9 месяцев назад +170

      Not that it's a loss....

    • @MrEnnard-pf5fy
      @MrEnnard-pf5fy 9 месяцев назад

      @@camoking3609 Motherfuckers were weak!!

    • @thetwistedone05
      @thetwistedone05 9 месяцев назад +176

      ​@@camoking3609MFs were weak!

    • @yessir6919
      @yessir6919 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@thetwistedone05 Call in more guys!

    • @Kieran-qx8pl
      @Kieran-qx8pl 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@thetwistedone05CALL IN MORE GUYS

  • @Ifyoucanreadthisgooglebroke
    @Ifyoucanreadthisgooglebroke 9 месяцев назад +142

    This helped them to free Cyberstan this morning. Right now millions of cyborgs are suffering the tyranny of choice, and are being deprived the satisfaction of constant hard work for the benefit of their employer's shareholders for the first time in many years. This is what we get for not taking these illegal broadcasts seriously enough and failing to shut them down.

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes and all hell divers will be destroyed soon enough as I get more robot parts for my experiments

    • @chrisvonsolomon3180
      @chrisvonsolomon3180 9 месяцев назад +1

      Why would there be shareholders to sociolist automotons?

    • @felixjohnson3874
      @felixjohnson3874 8 месяцев назад +1

      Spot the unironic marxist

  • @cheshireshadow518
    @cheshireshadow518 9 месяцев назад +101

    that's a real creative way to include the entire Joel thing into the lore!

  • @megaboy5748
    @megaboy5748 9 месяцев назад +70

    0:23 This is the most fire shot I have ever seen of the Automaton Logo. Wow.

  • @lewiszhou4056
    @lewiszhou4056 2 месяца назад +37

    0:53 Lore inaccurate, Automatons are IKEA products not Boston Dynamics products (Proof: Overly complicated parts, labels everywhere, automaton alphabet translates to Sweedish)

  • @hank5111
    @hank5111 9 месяцев назад +43

    Man, you dont know how on time this song is. The automaton made a huge invitation, and they almost on super earth.

  • @KonKonBacon
    @KonKonBacon 9 месяцев назад +167

    1:20 dam that Devastator was a menace, took training them from a young age too literally.

    • @Pablo_the_raccoon
      @Pablo_the_raccoon 9 месяцев назад +22

      Yoink

    • @Zeazun
      @Zeazun 9 месяцев назад +20

      Yoink, this is mine now

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад +11

      Gonna be sent to the factories by a bunch of bots

    • @snek9388
      @snek9388 9 месяцев назад +10

      What if the Automatons Do take prisoners and legit just make sweatshops and force them to make more automatons

    • @Zeazun
      @Zeazun 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@snek9388 so... its just automatic china?

  • @monotonous6195
    @monotonous6195 9 месяцев назад +14

    "were the robotic descendants of what was boston dynamics"
    hardest line in the song.
    fight me.

  • @Wadertom
    @Wadertom 9 месяцев назад +104

    Joining automaton = listening to war music while you snap helldivers spines

    • @jetfire9996
      @jetfire9996 9 месяцев назад +10

      FOR CYBERSTAN

    • @catlord1236
      @catlord1236 9 месяцев назад +6

      For cyberstan

    • @meat_morale
      @meat_morale 9 месяцев назад +4

      GLORY TO CYBERSTAN

    • @Wadertom
      @Wadertom 9 месяцев назад +1

      Please refer to the Cyberstan in automaton naming system as AutoStan

    • @Domboss2019
      @Domboss2019 8 месяцев назад +3

      I will not join either side. I am but an observer of this galactic game of chess. I boast both sides. And you can try to drop whatever caliber of weapon upon me... you wont find me in the outer reaches.

  • @Silent_Sentinel
    @Silent_Sentinel 9 месяцев назад +76

    Suddenly this hits different..

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +1

      Like my coffee this morning…….
      Wait i don’t coffee…..
      All well at least I can get more parts from the robots a win for me

  • @razzkor3630
    @razzkor3630 9 месяцев назад +48

    This song is the reason for the resurgence, id rally hard as hell to this too.

  • @Loolilol
    @Loolilol 9 месяцев назад +243

    Super Earth Command? I've just intercepted an automaton broadcast. Seems to be a... song? Transmitting now, tell me what you think that may mean.
    (actual review on it)
    Anyways, really like it, nice change of pace from the Helldivers song

  • @Redoodlx
    @Redoodlx 9 месяцев назад +180

    The intro is already sounding good wth

    • @happyclown4331
      @happyclown4331 9 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah it goes pretty HARD especially with the retro-esque tv visuals. The haunting ringing at the beginning is so GOOD too, the high pitched synth

    • @alexletiny5155
      @alexletiny5155 9 месяцев назад +3

      Only thing i have wrong with this song is half the time i cant hear the words

    • @Automaton237
      @Automaton237 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@alexletiny5155just use subtitles and read and even then it makes sense the automatons don't really know English.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 9 месяцев назад +69

    Super Earth: Patriotic Anthem
    Automatons: Revolutionary Technotrack
    Terminids: 🪲🪲🦟🦟🎶🎶🎶

    • @Domboss2019
      @Domboss2019 8 месяцев назад +6

      Get stickbugged, lol

  • @swat64728
    @swat64728 9 месяцев назад +656

    "Sergeant, they took the malevalon creek again!"
    Hate being that kind of guy but - thanks for the likes.

    • @theunknowncrusader4362
      @theunknowncrusader4362 9 месяцев назад +46

      “Commander there’s a second malevalon creek.”

    • @oklord6415
      @oklord6415 9 месяцев назад +16

      "OH SHIT Z4 CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS"

    • @ironladyerimuth
      @ironladyerimuth 9 месяцев назад +9

      "COMMISAR. THE CREEK HAS FALLEN. PERMISSION TO CALL FOR FACTORY STRIDERS?"

    • @LordLuko-rd7pc
      @LordLuko-rd7pc 9 месяцев назад

      @@ironladyerimuth PERMISION GRANTED, USE ALL NUKE´S AVAILABLE!

    • @lonespartan1216
      @lonespartan1216 9 месяцев назад +2

      Those poor traitor bastards now we have them surrounded!

  • @Hydrodictyon
    @Hydrodictyon 9 месяцев назад +62

    SYMPATHIZING WITH BOTS, ARE WE NOT?
    *Hellbomb call-in intensifies*

    • @BloodiedRaven
      @BloodiedRaven 9 месяцев назад

      ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

  • @R_Jixsifyboy
    @R_Jixsifyboy 9 месяцев назад +47

    This predicted the future they're back

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +2

      Like the ants in my room

  • @richardlandgraf1953
    @richardlandgraf1953 9 месяцев назад +30

    This song honestly came at the perfect time given... recent developments.

  • @marluxian8030
    @marluxian8030 9 месяцев назад +32

    This feels way more appropriate now.

  • @sallytruong4956
    @sallytruong4956 8 месяцев назад +19

    “Sir we see robots on the horizon.”
    “Well what weapons are they equipped with?”
    “Speakers, sir. They are dissing us.”
    “What.”

  • @forsakenqestir6483
    @forsakenqestir6483 9 месяцев назад +164

    This was great but this also makes me wonder.
    Will you do raps based on the Terminids and any other faction that might come as well?

    • @AniceManic9296
      @AniceManic9296 9 месяцев назад +19

      I also want this. Sounds like a amazing idea

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 9 месяцев назад +42

      Terminids gonna be real mischievous bois, or maybe just a lot of screeching and clicking.
      And the Illuminate will have eldritch heavenly choirs with a smidge of really funky techno or something.

    • @lordsergal8783
      @lordsergal8783 9 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@hypermaeonyx4969 I think it would be cooler to have more focus on twisting the concepts of the original Liberty and Beyond based on the focus of that faction. The bots mirror the wiping out of dissenters and opposing viewpoints ("We are Democracy, not individuals" and "you'll never notice how progressively I've altered rights"), the bugs will probably emphasize expendability even more ("I am a throwaway, another friendly kill"), and the Illuminates will focus on weapons of mass destruction ("I'll level every landscape as if I've ironed it", "I've got my Dawn of Destruction in the skies")

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@lordsergal8783 now that's clever!

    • @DiveroftheDepths55
      @DiveroftheDepths55 9 месяцев назад +14

      Forgive my words of Treason Super Earth
      But yeah. I hope Jt does a rap for all factions
      Him and his team have done the Automatons and Super Earth
      I now hope he does one for the Terminids and I'm so hoping for an Illuminate rap when they've been added
      (And maybe a rap for the 4th faction, if Arrowhead makes it)

  • @lukemendel8197
    @lukemendel8197 9 месяцев назад +145

    This makes Treason sound reasonable! Hmmmm, maybe those bots are righ... [SENT TO REEDUCATION]

    • @IWillBeAll
      @IWillBeAll 9 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you dear democracy officer!

    • @lukemendel8197
      @lukemendel8197 8 месяцев назад +4

      I LIVED! Thanks for all the likes! Now I must run away from reeducation officers. Cya! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......

  • @stargazer5960
    @stargazer5960 8 месяцев назад +18

    (with the robotic descendants of what was Bosten dynamics) One of the coldest lines of code ever said by robot kind! 0:52

  • @YoderMemeIndustries
    @YoderMemeIndustries 9 месяцев назад +48

    "Hello? Ministry of Truth?"
    *disconnected line*

  • @TargetBaconFunny
    @TargetBaconFunny 9 месяцев назад +39

    Dude, really great music. You rock.

  • @dggaming7610
    @dggaming7610 9 месяцев назад +13

    This is the sole reason the automatons survived. These sick beats revived them

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +1

      So I need it for my experiments

  • @98liquid
    @98liquid 9 месяцев назад +56

    Joel be proud of this one.
    Automaton unite with Cyberstan.
    Definitely foreshadowing a Big wave of Mecha Madness on Super Earth.

  • @nerojackson6184
    @nerojackson6184 9 месяцев назад +165

    "Traitor Spotted!"
    "Why are you holding fire?"
    "He's broadcasting a bop, I'll wait"

  • @SummonServio
    @SummonServio 9 месяцев назад +29

    The Automatons were never defeated, they just hid in the shadows!!

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +2

      The robots: we’re back
      Helldivers: oh come on
      Me: yeah more parts

  • @malo1343
    @malo1343 9 месяцев назад +8

    I know that the whole “Automatons and illuminate are actually the good guys” theory is really popular but the Automatons are just so cool as villains

  • @cheesysealAnon
    @cheesysealAnon 9 месяцев назад +26

    Sergent: SWEET LIBERTY General!!! Joel and his Automaton Minions released a hot and heavy Diss Track!!!
    General: Have your most Talented Helldivers make a hotter and heavier one to counter theirs.
    Sergent: How heavy sir?
    General: 500 KG!!!

  • @vinogradskiay
    @vinogradskiay 9 месяцев назад +30

    They returned.

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +1

      Like the ants in my room

  • @zatderpscout6017
    @zatderpscout6017 9 месяцев назад +173

    HEART! STEEL!

  • @kushtakathenomad8385
    @kushtakathenomad8385 9 месяцев назад +11

    If the helldivers rap gave us a good Super Earth Anthem with its opening, this gives us a perfect automaton anthem with that opening.

  • @THESEAL1475
    @THESEAL1475 6 месяцев назад +19

    2:13 bot viciously waddles away away with a baby

  • @TOXI-KHAN
    @TOXI-KHAN 9 месяцев назад +11

    When we thought this track was the swan song of the Automatons, but in reality it was the anthem for their 2nd wave...

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад

      Dun dun DUN also hell yeah

  • @keresztes813
    @keresztes813 9 месяцев назад +25

    The chills, man... Hands down SCI-FI tech raps are my favorite. And for some odd reason, it gives me the Crysis 3 rap vibes. Don't get me wrong I loved that one as well. It was the first rap that introduced JT to me. Love your work!

  • @MuseCapri
    @MuseCapri 9 месяцев назад +23

    The automatons are back and this still slaps

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yes but I was hoping for them to push back harder then before

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 9 месяцев назад +17

    Objective: Terminate illegal broadcast.
    Me: hold on... let him cook.

  • @electroninja7419
    @electroninja7419 8 месяцев назад +19

    This hits hard and well. But I wish we could have some of the song more in the automaton's line of thinking. Their trauma, war chants, and desire for independence after the oppression of their parents, the cyborgs by super earth.

  • @codyarcher3263
    @codyarcher3263 9 месяцев назад +14

    Ah we have finally anihilated the automaton threat! ... What's that noise?

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад

      The robots: surprise mother fucker

  • @exor3xMusic
    @exor3xMusic 9 месяцев назад +157

    It will be FIRE 🔥! I feel It ! 🔥👀

    • @PliffLow
      @PliffLow 9 месяцев назад +3

      Treason

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@RACCOON_BANDIZ He meant that he will burn them with fire (thats how he feels it)

    • @PliffLow
      @PliffLow 9 месяцев назад

      @@Spreece154 cool

  • @Grimspear05
    @Grimspear05 9 месяцев назад +23

    Bro I didn't know who this guy was until his Helldivers music, and honestly, I'm a huge fan now. So creative, badass, talented, hard working. What a champ.

    • @fakestname445
      @fakestname445 9 месяцев назад +3

      You've got to check out his old work man. His Bioshock raps are some of my favorites but I think i started listening when he made his fist FNAF rap. His helldivers work has been sick tho

  • @The-lone-nugget
    @The-lone-nugget 9 месяцев назад +19

    I didn't know that Boston dynamics is in the lore💀💀

  • @GawbryYT
    @GawbryYT 9 месяцев назад +9

    From 0:32 to 0:47 is SUCH A BANGER i can't stop repeating it

  • @CyanideTrip
    @CyanideTrip 9 месяцев назад +79

    J.O.E.L
    Join
    Order
    Eliminate
    Liberty
    Absolutely genius

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад +1

      What about the *the*

    • @CyanideTrip
      @CyanideTrip 9 месяцев назад +2

      If I include the "the" it would spell J.T.O.E.L, and I think just J.O.E.L is cooler

    • @snek9388
      @snek9388 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@CyanideTrip Having it say Join. Order. Eliminate. Liberty. Gives it more of a robotic feel with it making sense but also being rough

    • @CyanideTrip
      @CyanideTrip 9 месяцев назад

      @@snek9388 That does make sense, yeah

    • @alivelake69
      @alivelake69 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Spreece154 Ignored much like how 'of' is.

  • @Lostbutfounification
    @Lostbutfounification 22 дня назад +4

    The fact that this hits so hard helps make the point that this ain’t gonna be an easy fight.

  • @oxos_pass
    @oxos_pass 9 месяцев назад +14

    Best 2 minutes of my life, and that’s coming from a diver dedicated to the cause

  • @GoldAnthroWolf
    @GoldAnthroWolf 9 месяцев назад +17

    Holy shit guys, this is awesome! I've yet to play Helldivers, as I got a plethora of games already, but I immediately recognize that robot cadance in the composition of the song, which is so cool! Y'all never fail to make and awesome song!

  • @katamed5205
    @katamed5205 9 месяцев назад +18

    THEY ARE BACK

    • @SummonServio
      @SummonServio 9 месяцев назад +6

      The Automatons never left, they just hid in the shadows

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад

      Like the ants in my room

  • @CommanderCrimsonYT
    @CommanderCrimsonYT 9 месяцев назад +16

    Whoever dislikes this masterpiece needs to be sent Malevelon Creek solo and unarmed.

    • @Rein142
      @Rein142 9 месяцев назад +1

      *whoever likes

  • @IMCryingRGN
    @IMCryingRGN 9 месяцев назад +134

    Why do I hear divers screaming for help?;__;

    • @lobit3686
      @lobit3686 9 месяцев назад +6

      no

    • @IMCryingRGN
      @IMCryingRGN 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@lobit3686you're going to Malevelon Creek Boy

    • @milchlukas007
      @milchlukas007 9 месяцев назад +1

      thank god we liberated that place

    • @Depuree
      @Depuree 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@lobit3686 youre going to cyberstan and not as a guard

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@milchlukas007 You may want to look at super earths combat metor
      It shows 6 illuminate

  • @spencerseabaugh2308
    @spencerseabaugh2308 9 месяцев назад +21

    every helldiver after hearing this.
    "Can we switch sides?"

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +5

      Super earth: no
      Me: how about a middle ground

    • @joe31226
      @joe31226 9 месяцев назад

      @@bestbrother9 no.

    • @isaacdeassiscorrea9962
      @isaacdeassiscorrea9962 7 месяцев назад

      ***_LAUGHS IN MECHANIZED BODY_***

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 7 месяцев назад

      @@joe31226 I was saying fussing both bug and robots together

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 7 месяцев назад

      No. FOR DEMOCRACY.

  • @Armin2012
    @Armin2012 9 месяцев назад +6

    0:40 Love how this takes a shot at the theories surrounding what the automatons are doing with super earth prisoners, the most popular being the theories that automatons are harvesting human brains for use as semi-organic CPUs

  • @justinsmith5870
    @justinsmith5870 9 месяцев назад +21

    We got berserkers goin namely off the chain with the saws.

  • @jasperscheerlinck8170
    @jasperscheerlinck8170 9 месяцев назад +6

    "Helldiver! What is this sing that is playing over the speakers of the ship?!"
    "It's a song that the automatons have sent us sir, I think they're cooking."
    "Report to the democracy officer immediatly."

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +1

      Every helldiver: vile machines you think this music will deter us
      Me: (bopping to the music while finding more robot parts)

  • @thefallendeathlord7690
    @thefallendeathlord7690 9 месяцев назад +8

    1:38 "When you go dumping liber-tea" amazing reference to the original Helldivers 2 rap's "Only liberty dropped will be liber-teabags"

  • @LittleBigplanetConnoisseur
    @LittleBigplanetConnoisseur 9 месяцев назад +25

    HEART!STEEL!WE KILL! IRON WILL! ONTO WAR!

  • @justpeachy1857
    @justpeachy1857 9 месяцев назад +13

    JT you brought then back!? they heard these sick beats and just came back from the dead in cyberstan

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад

      A new ability has appeared in these robots cool also I need to figure that out soon for my experiments

    • @justpeachy1857
      @justpeachy1857 5 месяцев назад

      @@bestbrother9 agreed fellow "super earth field research team" (s.e.a.f.r.t) member

  • @Ascari-qy8ol
    @Ascari-qy8ol 8 месяцев назад +244

    Good song however ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

  • @timothykamenev3934
    @timothykamenev3934 9 месяцев назад +16

    prediction: cyberstan will have it's revenge

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +2

      Like the ants in my room

  • @The_normal_BOI
    @The_normal_BOI 9 месяцев назад +12

    The Automatons returning after getting there a**es handed to them be like:

  • @e-gyos7768
    @e-gyos7768 9 месяцев назад +64

    HEART STEEL
    WE KILL

    • @DrJosephAshworth-xe2hr
      @DrJosephAshworth-xe2hr 9 месяцев назад +12

      IRON WILL
      GET UP
      UNTO WAR

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 9 месяцев назад +4

      CYBERSTAN!

    • @meat_morale
      @meat_morale 9 месяцев назад +2

      CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN.
      LEGION GO.
      THE NEW DAWN!

    • @YourLocalFriend0410
      @YourLocalFriend0410 9 месяцев назад +1

      *Dialing local democracy officer*

    • @Spreece154
      @Spreece154 9 месяцев назад

      ​@PanzerMarkIV1945 Nah hit them with the 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽

  • @dwarvenwarrior4934
    @dwarvenwarrior4934 9 месяцев назад +111

    Joel is a warmonger that supplies both sides

    • @John-Utube
      @John-Utube 9 месяцев назад +6

      Makes sense since Both Helldivers and Automomatons have skulls involved

    • @huckerobishhenderson5322
      @huckerobishhenderson5322 9 месяцев назад +2

      aounds like palpatine if you ask me

  • @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center
    @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center 9 месяцев назад +51

    It's about time you know. Joel is General Brash

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +1

      Dun dun duuuun omg i don’t care about who they are just there parts for now

    • @fancypantsism
      @fancypantsism 9 месяцев назад

      NO NOT HIM!?

    • @theslavbeing335
      @theslavbeing335 9 месяцев назад +2

      ILLEGAL BROADCAST

    • @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center
      @Cyberstan_Broadcast_Center 9 месяцев назад

      @@theslavbeing335 maybe try better to not let there's "illegal" broadcasts get through

    • @cornblaster7003
      @cornblaster7003 8 месяцев назад

      No. it can't be...

  • @kmilopataslargas4181
    @kmilopataslargas4181 9 месяцев назад +45

    fun fact: automatons are technically the good guys; they were AI used to mine for recources, then they gained consciousness and realized they were being used and mistreated, then they tried to separate themselves from super earth in a PEACEFULL way, super earth didn´t like that and waged war on them, they aren´t trying to destroy super earth, they are just trying to be indpendent although they are kinda dumb for making themselves look evil (red eyes, comunisim - like flag, skull design) meaning that WE are the bad guys, no the automatons.

    • @AydnStaples
      @AydnStaples 9 месяцев назад +20

      Actually those were cyborgs from the first game, the automatons were made by them for revenge

    • @christopheroshea9539
      @christopheroshea9539 9 месяцев назад +6

      So they’re essentially the Geth?

    • @Rein142
      @Rein142 9 месяцев назад

      >^

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@christopheroshea9539pretty much also they are back

    • @christopheroshea9539
      @christopheroshea9539 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@theducklover2652 Wait, ‘Cyberstan’ is a real thing, like Cybertron? I thought it was slang.

  • @Wisp-gf3yc
    @Wisp-gf3yc 9 месяцев назад +6

    Does anyone else wish the creators of helldiver's 2 actually sponsored these songs like imagine hearing this on a radio in a mission

  • @EternalPain-wg1dq
    @EternalPain-wg1dq 5 месяцев назад +7

    If I was a super citizen and I heard this I’d be having treasonous thoughts too.

  • @andrewburch5296
    @andrewburch5296 9 месяцев назад +7

    Finally, at least the knowledge of my high school robotics project is out, and apparently he's their leader now.

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад

      (Puts gun at head) tell me how to control it now
      Please respond to continue this story

  • @BoisegangGaming
    @BoisegangGaming 9 месяцев назад +9

    The bots have returned, and I like to imagine this song is broadcast as soon as their ships exit FTL.

    • @bestbrother9
      @bestbrother9 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah and a new song to listen too while I work on my experiments

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 9 месяцев назад +3

    "New illegal commication received"
    "What is it?"
    "A banging ass diss track sir..."

  • @yea.probably
    @yea.probably 9 месяцев назад +6

    I've noticed this channel has been making a comeback in popularity. I really missed these songs, and it still hits hard even now as an adult