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  • @elenachew7345
    @elenachew7345 6 лет назад +2054

    Bish what?! People out there think rape is okay?! It was terrifying for me, but like if he had actually said said “its going to be okay” thatd be even scarier. Like.. that sounds like you’re gonna kill me after this!! Wtf!!

    • @manicpixiedreamhurl03
      @manicpixiedreamhurl03 5 лет назад +234

      Elena Dewdrop forgive me for this but the line in your comment saying “it was terrifying for me” makes me think that you’ve experience it and that’s awful! I hope you’re okay now and living the best life you can live!

    • @elenachew7345
      @elenachew7345 5 лет назад +238

      AriannaXOXO anyone who has been harrassed would call their experience terrifying because it is. I was young, though, and don’t remember clearly. Though in my eyes it was horrible, I know many people have had it so much worse. I am okay, i don’t think about it unless i’m already feeling bad about myself. Thank you, though, for your concern!

    • @manicpixiedreamhurl03
      @manicpixiedreamhurl03 5 лет назад +36

      Elena Dewdrop You’re welcome

    • @manicpixiedreamhurl03
      @manicpixiedreamhurl03 5 лет назад +49

      Elena Dewdrop Obviously that hasn’t happened to me before but my ex did try to get me to hook up with him over text. I declined because I’m 15 and he’s 16 so um, illegal much but yeah. I’m thinking of trolling him sometime this weekend and get him to stop texting me

    • @creamsimulator
      @creamsimulator 5 лет назад +58

      AriannaXOXO. 1 year age difference isnt really illegal

  • @triskiss210music9
    @triskiss210music9 5 лет назад +1598

    Isn't Urine also like.....what remains after your body takes everything essential and healthy out of liquid

    • @stick3448
      @stick3448 5 лет назад +70

      Yeah, same with sweat

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 5 лет назад +196

      Yes, and they're putting waste material right back in. What could possibly go wrong?

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 5 лет назад +75

      Yep also a way to get rid of harmful stuff too like bacteria

    • @regalsteel7074
      @regalsteel7074 5 лет назад +43

      Pee is stored in the balls

    • @bellamychae
      @bellamychae 5 лет назад +91

      There's a better argument to be made for eating your own shit, which at least contains vitamin b12. I'm not saying to do that. Don't do that.

  • @BluesDank
    @BluesDank 6 лет назад +5157

    MOM IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THIS BAD

  • @user-gk1mp1zk7n
    @user-gk1mp1zk7n 5 лет назад +3335

    "Women can't be depressed"
    *changes gender*

    • @spaceghostpussee
      @spaceghostpussee 5 лет назад +172

      If women can't be depressed then sOMeone has been lying to me about my gender for a looong time.

    • @colbyuwu4678
      @colbyuwu4678 5 лет назад +27

      @@spaceghostpussee Nah you only think you're depressed :)
      On a more serious note I hope it isn't super depression... Idk what to call it... XD

    • @spaceghostpussee
      @spaceghostpussee 5 лет назад +95

      @@colbyuwu4678 suPer depression?!? Do you mean severe depression??
      :o
      Ngl, super-depression would be my name if i was a super villian or smthn XD

    • @colbyuwu4678
      @colbyuwu4678 5 лет назад +56

      @@spaceghostpussee YES THAT'S THE WORD XD
      I forgot it for a minute and yes that would be an amazing name XD
      Never fear... Super-Depression is here...?

    • @spaceghostpussee
      @spaceghostpussee 5 лет назад +56

      I was thinking more:
      Oh no! Here comes... *sUPER-DEPRESSION!* Here to ruin our day and taunt us at night!!
      But thankfully... I am not a super villian, nor a super-hero; I'm just some dumbass commenting on a reddit video XD

  • @Jediahbear
    @Jediahbear 6 лет назад +1820

    My cousin died from whooping cough and his sister couldn't attend the funeral because she was in the ICU fighting for her life because she also got it. All because my aunt was too damn stupid to vaccinate her kids.

    • @bum170
      @bum170 6 лет назад +257

      Too stupid to vaccinate, meaning didn't vaccinate because of being too stupid.

    • @nublet_101
      @nublet_101 6 лет назад +9

      The_Randomizer! Im confused now... is this rhetorical, cuz if so fuck yourself

    • @Jediahbear
      @Jediahbear 6 лет назад +150

      No, this actually happened. It was four years ago

    • @bingsby9085
      @bingsby9085 6 лет назад +6

      Link or it didn't happen.

    • @Ravenoros
      @Ravenoros 6 лет назад +254

      LittleBlondeNightmare if it's a family matter you can't aren't gonna fucking have a Web page about it you insensitive bitch

  • @TeeRexWrecksFace
    @TeeRexWrecksFace 6 лет назад +1115

    i was unaware of the fact that there are people who think rape is ok.

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 6 лет назад +150

      Hendrix there are enough people out there. If there are shitheads that think people get asked to be raped and they want it, I am sure there also those who think rapists are okay.

    • @H0SANNA
      @H0SANNA 6 лет назад +122

      Well duh they exist. That's why rape exists.

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 6 лет назад +133

      Yeah especially this piece of shit. Guess who it is:
      "Yeah but did it feel good though?"

    • @lepoulet4691
      @lepoulet4691 6 лет назад +44

      Someone
      Asian Logan Paul

    • @jakeheck2039
      @jakeheck2039 6 лет назад +52

      They all have a meeting every 4 years or so, it’s called “the republican national convention”

  • @evasjo1690
    @evasjo1690 6 лет назад +952

    my mum didnt let me get any vaccines so when i turned 15 and my mum couldnt interfere anymore i went and got all the ones that i never got this is the peak of teenage rebellion

    • @PinkCircleO8
      @PinkCircleO8 6 лет назад +452

      That'a not rebellion. That's called being a responsible human being by making sure you're protected.

    • @Wouldyoujust_
      @Wouldyoujust_ 6 лет назад +313

      Good for you. Nobody likes polio anyway.

    • @caitlinbrewer4843
      @caitlinbrewer4843 6 лет назад +309

      That got me beat. My teenage rebellion was skip school to go hang out at the public library and read all of the books my Catholic school wouldn't let me.

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 6 лет назад +356

      “Fuck you mom, I’m gonna actually take care of my self and actually use useful modern medicine!”

    • @evasjo1690
      @evasjo1690 6 лет назад +94

      NemesisUnknown in the uk, your parents cannot deny you any medical stuff after you turn 15 !! my doctor told me that and and i did get them done lol

  • @sassyfrass8768
    @sassyfrass8768 6 лет назад +1130

    10:20 wait I’m a woman where’s my millions of messages and money at?

  • @joeshoesmith
    @joeshoesmith 6 лет назад +738

    What if a murderer was really gentle, said reassuring things throughout, used lubric--

    • @Guacam--
      @Guacam-- 6 лет назад +73

      Hold the fuck up

    • @enbiaroace
      @enbiaroace 6 лет назад +48

      WHEEZE

    • @Giana-vi6ut
      @Giana-vi6ut 6 лет назад +26

      I was confused as first but then I was like oooooooh

    • @eddieowen2122
      @eddieowen2122 6 лет назад +33

      And made it alow and painless.

    • @Shwifte
      @Shwifte 6 лет назад +46

      I would just sit there cringing as I watch my hit man whispers sweet nothings into my ears as he slowly stabs me in the back with a knife.

  • @bandsx8766
    @bandsx8766 6 лет назад +513

    ‘Lower the age of consent kids are grow-‘
    Chris Hansen: *’Please take a seat’*

  • @sajhhope857
    @sajhhope857 6 лет назад +359

    “Daddy”
    I am terrified by what was running though that father’s head.

    • @nightingaleseraph
      @nightingaleseraph 6 лет назад +16

      He thinks women ages 18 to 24 should only fuck with men that are 35+ because of something called telomerase.

    • @sajhhope857
      @sajhhope857 6 лет назад +3

      What happens when they’re over 24 then? Divorce? Lol

    • @sajhhope857
      @sajhhope857 6 лет назад

      Not marry. I typed wrong

    • @andrewnovak1390
      @andrewnovak1390 6 лет назад +8

      hopefully he will never be a father

    • @sajhhope857
      @sajhhope857 6 лет назад +17

      Keoh 8 With how he worded it though, saying, “I would rather have a daughter than a son.” Okay, fair enough, but being asked why, and saying, “hearing ‘daddy,’” just makes me feel uneasy.
      I totally understand where you’re coming from. I myself want children, but what that man said raises red flags for me.

  • @graceleasher9637
    @graceleasher9637 5 лет назад +447

    On the natural birth thing-
    I was a C-section. I wouldn't have been born properly nor would my brother if my mum went with natural birth.
    On the adoption thing-
    Dude what the hell?

    • @danboekenoogen4957
      @danboekenoogen4957 5 лет назад +2

      bruh same

    • @bruhhelp7396
      @bruhhelp7396 5 лет назад +16

      my mom used to call me her stomach baby since I was a C-section

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +26

      I was going out feet first and had to be a C-section, if i was home birth then I would have suffocated to death by lack of oxygen.

    • @wongledongle340
      @wongledongle340 5 лет назад +24

      Both me and my mom would have died in my birth if she didn't get a c-section. Can't imagine what would've happened if she had a home birth

    • @alexthebudgie9071
      @alexthebudgie9071 4 года назад +2

      My little sister was a C-section birth.

  • @ThePandabear107
    @ThePandabear107 6 лет назад +909

    So are we not gonna talk about the fact that the only reason that guy wants a daughter is so that he can hear her call him “daddy?”
    Does anyone else feel like jumping off a cliff, or is that just me?

    • @NoScopeNizzle95
      @NoScopeNizzle95 6 лет назад +41

      Someone poured radium in my coffee, WHY would someone do this to me

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +28

      I'm comin too. So, how high we jumping from?

    • @freyastuchbery7130
      @freyastuchbery7130 6 лет назад +44

      I dont feel like jumping off a cliff...
      I feel like cutting out my own heart and sacrificing it to whatever god can fix this fucked-up world.

    • @Blueraydragon
      @Blueraydragon 6 лет назад +11

      I used to know a guy who honestly thought little kids should look and watch porn...

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +32

      Blueray Devin I BEG YOUR PARDON, WHAT?!

  • @beanieonedge8374
    @beanieonedge8374 6 лет назад +114

    That last one about rape and kidnapping and abortion is why I don’t like leaving my house.

    • @beanieonedge8374
      @beanieonedge8374 6 лет назад

      Cathrine Animates Good point. Nowadays it happens.

    • @GeneralSwirly
      @GeneralSwirly 6 лет назад

      Cathrine Animates By your videos you look like 12. Calm tf down

  • @gothicafulgen
    @gothicafulgen 6 лет назад +991

    For the one about the guy wanting a daughter > son, his name is Lucas Werner and he's a reallyyyyy weird guy. He is an incel, and says some other cringy crap claiming younger women should sleep with him because of "telomers".

    • @satchserra89
      @satchserra89 6 лет назад +25

      He also had that whole deal with the spirals right? lol

    • @cutedogsweetsugar
      @cutedogsweetsugar 6 лет назад +102

      I would ask for an explanation on telomers and shagging, but I don't want to know given the context.

    • @gothicafulgen
      @gothicafulgen 6 лет назад +16

      Juul I know, I follow them on Tumblr and their Cringefessions blog! I love it and I love/hate Lucas.

    • @angrychameleon5664
      @angrychameleon5664 6 лет назад +18

      I KNEW THAT WAS THE WERN. FUCK.

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 6 лет назад +3

      Erin it's Lucas from resident evil

  • @a.nonnymouse7655
    @a.nonnymouse7655 5 лет назад +187

    "don't vaccinate your kids, did you know it can cause autism?"
    Me:"no. I also didn't know that unicorns existed, and when you rub fancy lotion on your skin, you become immortal."

    • @thenintendocyclops1074
      @thenintendocyclops1074 5 лет назад +6

      This comment is gravely under-appreciated

    • @whattheheckisasonic9837
      @whattheheckisasonic9837 5 лет назад +1

      "I also didnt know that the earth was flat." Me to a flat earther

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 5 лет назад +9

      On a more serious note:
      Horses with horns on their heads might have existed, but not ones that poop glitter, vomit rainbows and leave a trail of sparkles when they magically yeet themselves into the air.

    • @cleanhanded597
      @cleanhanded597 4 года назад

      “It puts the lotion on its skin.....”

    • @brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916
      @brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916 4 года назад +2

      I injected 5g resistant cream into my child and now hes doing a funny dance on the floor

  • @ziel2582
    @ziel2582 6 лет назад +450

    C o c a i n e u s i n g g a y h u s t l e r

    • @fiire_bug
      @fiire_bug 6 лет назад +1

      actually what my dad is...

  • @Quonk079
    @Quonk079 6 лет назад +818

    Some kid: *has anxiety from childhood traumas*
    Christian mums across the world, in unison: *"THE VACCINES"*

    • @mroppossum4100
      @mroppossum4100 6 лет назад +31

      Most likely the 40+ year old moms.

    • @emmakrausz6926
      @emmakrausz6926 6 лет назад +49

      I have anxiety from being raped when I was 9.
      They usually shut up after that.
      Only one said I was bullshitting, but I wasn't. I went to 3 different trauma therapists.
      The first one forced me to talk about it. IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. The second one took his time trying to get to know me but we had to move so I had to get a new one, and it took me 3 years to finally get over it with her.
      So for a total of 6 years I was beaten down by it. Little note Ive had 4 years of trauma therapy. I spent 2 years becoming afraid of the world and hating myself for letting it happen. Now I don't care

    • @emmakrausz6926
      @emmakrausz6926 6 лет назад +12

      Drake Turcotte well
      I'm only 16 right now. So not caring about people is really helping me

    • @themadmystic1688
      @themadmystic1688 6 лет назад +2

      Probably keeps you sane in these maddening days.

    • @thatonetoller2053
      @thatonetoller2053 6 лет назад +4

      Emma Krausz don't worry, I'm pretty sure they were raped in jail.

  • @CrushedParagon
    @CrushedParagon 6 лет назад +225

    If people brought dogs to church, I would actually attend church

  • @katewaslate
    @katewaslate 5 лет назад +678

    *fact: women can’t be depressed*
    me: tsk okay wtf am i then? a cardboard box?

    • @CaffeineDeprivation
      @CaffeineDeprivation 5 лет назад +54

      No, we're obviously men, we've just been unaware of it until now because of government brainwashing

    • @B.Bearrr
      @B.Bearrr 5 лет назад +32

      I now identify as a cardboard box

    • @dappercrown46
      @dappercrown46 5 лет назад +11

      Must be a genetic mutation
      (Joke)

    • @cadenpeck
      @cadenpeck 5 лет назад +17

      Shut up and eat your break feast

    • @laoaidan2400
      @laoaidan2400 4 года назад +9

      Given how flat my chest is, i probably am a cardboard box

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 6 лет назад +4475

    *fedora tipping intensifies*

    • @kravell-messiahoftheunderw5952
      @kravell-messiahoftheunderw5952 6 лет назад +11

      wrong channel

    • @Dmurder2319
      @Dmurder2319 6 лет назад +9

      A jar of pickles, love me a Classic Valasic and a few hours on the Fortnite, the crisp crunch of each bite out of a Classic Valasic presents a pleasure so satisfying, they provide the willingness, Focus, and Determination to not only earn a winner winner chicken dinner, but to become the ultimate Champion, I love You A Jar Of Pickles 😏😳〰🔫

    • @kravell-messiahoftheunderw5952
      @kravell-messiahoftheunderw5952 6 лет назад

      okey

    • @oscarthemoon
      @oscarthemoon 6 лет назад +1

      A jar of pickles I thought this said pickle flipping intensifies and I was like: “what?”

    • @louisboulton6296
      @louisboulton6296 6 лет назад

      I swear I saw you on scp illustrated how are you everywhere

  • @kyrgyz136
    @kyrgyz136 6 лет назад +943

    *Makes eye contact with father*
    Oh no

    • @ninjamaster9094
      @ninjamaster9094 6 лет назад +92

      *Makes eye contact with police officer*
      Oh no

    • @ryker8338
      @ryker8338 6 лет назад +90

      **Mother makes eye contact with son**
      Oh no

    • @karmajackson2728
      @karmajackson2728 6 лет назад +77

      *makes eye contact with shot man on the side of the street*
      _oh no_

    • @jade-shmade
      @jade-shmade 6 лет назад +61

      *makes eye contact with crush*
      Oh yes
      (Jk lol)

    • @jade-shmade
      @jade-shmade 6 лет назад +42

      OOF I made eye contact with my principal and he put his hand on my shoulder at lunch. AHHHHH

  • @Comatosemary
    @Comatosemary 6 лет назад +384

    5:38 I am just dead 😂
    It actually says:
    Urine injections
    °Fresh
    °Fermented

    • @fuckstick5693
      @fuckstick5693 6 лет назад +1

      Fresh and fermented contradict each other so that makes it 10x funnier 😂😂

    • @dylanmacias2686
      @dylanmacias2686 6 лет назад +18

      @@fuckstick5693 it doesn't, they are different types, either fresh or fermented

    • @muddycalendar3292
      @muddycalendar3292 6 лет назад +7

      Emma Episode no look at the color of text and color of pee

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад

      Then how did you reply?

  • @tidepodsandbleach9210
    @tidepodsandbleach9210 6 лет назад +496

    I have a theory, the more advanced we are, the, more stupid we become

    • @blep9529
      @blep9529 5 лет назад +20

      No need to think if I have a device to do it for me.

    • @23Starcatcher
      @23Starcatcher 5 лет назад +25

      I mean feminists in the western world still think they are just as oppressed as women in third world countries and think regret is rape so there is some truth to that.

    • @yeehaw972
      @yeehaw972 5 лет назад +19

      @@23Starcatcher you are delusional if you think all western feminists do that. you've been on the internet faaaar too long my guy

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 5 лет назад +9

      I'm not sure that's true. Every generation will have it's batch of morons but humanity in general is getting smarter and more advanced.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 5 лет назад +6

      No, it's this:
      Each time we advance, the bunch of dumbasses that are in every generation get dumber, while the rest of humanity gets smarter.

  •  6 лет назад +1299

    Storytime: My mum is an anti-vaxxer so I haven't been vaccinated. My Mum was also a licensed pharmacist??? Anyway she had me 'vaccinated' with the same homeopathic treatment mentioned in the video here, which literally just involves injecting the dead virus into you (more or less). LAST TIME I CHECKED, ISN'T THAT WHAT VACCINES ARE???

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 6 лет назад +94

      demon1c guy aren’t there also versions where they used dead pathogens? Cause that’s what the books here says

    • @thepeopleslast2579
      @thepeopleslast2579 6 лет назад +156

      @@Zack-fu4lo different vaccines use different methods so some may be dead while others are just weakened. just depends on what would help prepare better against the illness

    • @unpaidtherapist8753
      @unpaidtherapist8753 6 лет назад +6

      .oof

    • @dawnkyria8518
      @dawnkyria8518 6 лет назад +55

      Homeopathic remedies don’t actually contain any of the stuff they say they do. They dilute it so much that it likely doesn’t even contain one atom of the original substance. Miles powers has a few great videos on this.

    • @saturn2724
      @saturn2724 6 лет назад +11

      My mum isn't an anti-vaxxer, she just hates the idea of getting it injected. I got my first 3 vaccines at 12. Years later and I still haven't gotten a flu shot.

  • @moBBuster
    @moBBuster 6 лет назад +1263

    Anyone notice that in thumbnail it said “fact these day”, but in the video it says “fast”? HHHHHHHMMMMMmmm....

  • @PixelMooster
    @PixelMooster 6 лет назад +121

    "People would still got shot if we didn't have guns at all"
    Last school shooting in UK: 1996

    • @PixelMooster
      @PixelMooster 6 лет назад +3

      I'm honestly not sure, I think some guns are legal but very few.
      I believe it's legal to hold one if you're a classified hunter or higher up in terms of the police force and all that.
      Most guns are illegal, however I recently found out that knife crime is extremely common in a few places in England.
      Although we don't have many child deaths because of weapons, we do have a few adult deaths because people carry knives around for "protection".
      So heck, I don't know.
      Point is, we almost never get school shootings.. But while we lack in guns, we more than make up for it with the amount of knives.

    • @memillionthdoot4436
      @memillionthdoot4436 6 лет назад +13

      *Literally everyone in London*
      "That's not a knoife...
      ...THIS is a knoife!"

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 6 лет назад +6

      Jacob Kerry The UK has terrible issues with violence. When was the last knife or acid attack? It’s not a fucking fairy tale in London or Glasgow.

    • @killerzombie2171
      @killerzombie2171 6 лет назад +3

      Jacob Kerry I have a friend in England who mentioned someone killing some people in a movie theatre..with a gun..yeaaaaaaah it was a pistol but..it was weird to see the actual theatre later just have the window just...boarded up after th shooting

    • @aesthetictrash8439
      @aesthetictrash8439 6 лет назад

      @@perchperkins06 Normal people can't really get Gunn licence idt

  • @jennamarie1812
    @jennamarie1812 5 лет назад +72

    6:46 I actually love how angry that made Henry bless up

  • @pentabat
    @pentabat 6 лет назад +228

    9:58 **mouth smack** that is incorrect. because according to the encyclopedia of **blphlphlphlphlphlph**

  • @WildSpartanz
    @WildSpartanz  6 лет назад +1509

    10 likes in first two days for another one plz

  • @TheJackbilly
    @TheJackbilly 6 лет назад +320

    “Women can’t be depressed.”
    *WELP I MUST NOT BE A WOMAN THAN.*

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 6 лет назад +13

      Then. It's then. Not than. What is up with this confusion lately on "then" vs. "than"? I see it everywhere, at least 2 times a day. Are you guys doing it ironically? Is there some kind of inside joke or meme I'm not aware of?

    • @sirmilkdud3507
      @sirmilkdud3507 6 лет назад

      Guess I’m a dude now

    • @iraklipirveli7050
      @iraklipirveli7050 6 лет назад +1

      im a dood
      now
      hecc yeh

    • @BadGadjit
      @BadGadjit 6 лет назад +4

      *_guess im not a woman either_*
      *_guess im trans now_*

    • @cookiecraftfriend1051
      @cookiecraftfriend1051 6 лет назад

      YEP SAME!
      I GUESS I HAVE BEEN LIED TO MY WHOLE LIFE

  • @icekitty11
    @icekitty11 6 лет назад +157

    "IT IS AN HONOR TO BE SHOT IN SCHOOL"
    Man I'm sure glad I can serve my country as new thoughts and prayers fuel.
    The guy who posted is so unlucky to never have the fear of being shot and the sadness of people not caring.

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +1

      Congrats Americans.

    • @UnearthlyPotato
      @UnearthlyPotato 4 года назад

      ill be sure to go tell my friend from parkland FL

  • @eclecticsunflowers
    @eclecticsunflowers 6 лет назад +194

    SUSAN'S TRYING TO GET COKE

    • @ah.neat.408
      @ah.neat.408 5 лет назад +5

      I've done that sign thousands of time and still haven't received coke.

  • @shemionegranger2546
    @shemionegranger2546 5 лет назад +136

    *Makes eye contact with the president*
    Oh no...

  • @emilow1586
    @emilow1586 6 лет назад +1602

    *Person is shy*
    Christian moms: THE VACCINES

    • @australiumbacon5598
      @australiumbacon5598 6 лет назад +155

      Emi Low How do you even rationalize blaming shots for aspects of someone's personality? Is there a vaccine that will make me a badass? Lol.

    • @loganmiller7827
      @loganmiller7827 6 лет назад +126

      The moms at my church are pro-vaccine. My mom is so anti-anti-vaccine it's funny when she hears that some random kid got chicken pox, she's immediately like, well, guess who's parents are anti-vaccine?

    • @mogsy1313
      @mogsy1313 6 лет назад +103

      *Person is sad*
      Christian Mums: THE VACCINES

    • @hoov_er3735
      @hoov_er3735 6 лет назад +89

      *Person gets a cold*
      Christian moms: THE VACCINES

    • @Nitro_Blitzen
      @Nitro_Blitzen 6 лет назад +73

      Emi Low child blinks.
      Christian moms: *THE VACCINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES*

  • @littlemissunoriginal4337
    @littlemissunoriginal4337 5 лет назад +179

    I actually looked up "Christian moms against adoption"
    And it showed two results.

    • @aydenknowsbest-2921
      @aydenknowsbest-2921 4 года назад +10

      @Athena Watts probably facebook

    • @Astronomicat117
      @Astronomicat117 3 года назад +8

      as an actual Christian, I’ll tell you that we don’t accept them

  • @undefined6512
    @undefined6512 6 лет назад +393

    This is so sad.
    Can we change the age of consent to negative 35?

    • @trashyalice1756
      @trashyalice1756 6 лет назад +47

      So you go into another dimesion to fuck a soul?
      Sounds fun

    • @faerie5926
      @faerie5926 6 лет назад +6

      I'm not sure if i like this or not......?

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 6 лет назад

      Travels to the realm of souls besi-
      How does that work?

    • @JosephBallin320
      @JosephBallin320 5 лет назад +8

      *loses virginity whilst being a sperm*

    • @thomasfowler2140
      @thomasfowler2140 5 лет назад +1

      I saw "This is so sad" and was expecting a despacito meme.

  • @livelaughlauren5835
    @livelaughlauren5835 6 лет назад +1150

    “I miss pubg hair on women”

    • @liltrashbag9793
      @liltrashbag9793 6 лет назад +46

      Live Laugh Lauren I prefer fortnite hair

    • @livelaughlauren5835
      @livelaughlauren5835 6 лет назад +38

      fact. none of that rules of survival hair.

    • @jedorikku1205
      @jedorikku1205 6 лет назад +25

      What about *Minecraft hunger games* hair

    • @notsonicky
      @notsonicky 6 лет назад +2

      roblox are you a noob obby hair

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 6 лет назад +1

      Live Laugh Lauren RoS hair is actually good. PUBG hair is expensive even though they're almost the same

  • @jynxijuxtapoze3508
    @jynxijuxtapoze3508 6 лет назад +316

    “normal triangle” as if that’s how pubic hair comes standard wtf??

    • @beancheesedip8337
      @beancheesedip8337 6 лет назад +60

      Jynxi Juxtapoze I was thinking that too. A triangle isn't fucking normal! That's called trimming!

    • @BlademanZX
      @BlademanZX 6 лет назад +13

      Said normal, not natural. Pretty sure that's just how they used to do it "back in his day" or w/e

    • @wxedsanddokx
      @wxedsanddokx 6 лет назад +4

      Ummm, is yours not a default perfect triangle? Weird

  • @BowieProYT
    @BowieProYT 5 лет назад +82

    When the thumbnail says: “Teens are maturing fact these days.” But it’s actually: “Teens are maturing fast these days”

  • @StormWolves12
    @StormWolves12 6 лет назад +445

    After reading this comment section and seeing some of the arguments here I'm thinking there needs to be an "Insane people of RUclips" holy shit how can people defend rape in clear conscience

    • @CoolCreations101
      @CoolCreations101 6 лет назад +17

      Ikr

    • @mandpanda
      @mandpanda 6 лет назад +56

      I guess its time for a moral cleansing
      *nukes the entire planet*

    • @MsScarletwings
      @MsScarletwings 6 лет назад +22

      LuminisK I assume the majority of it is trolling/satire

    • @namechange8838
      @namechange8838 5 лет назад +2

      how can you NOT defend rape

    • @curseofvenus
      @curseofvenus 5 лет назад +21

      @@namechange8838 this is a joke riiiiiiight???

  • @IntelligentDesignReptiles
    @IntelligentDesignReptiles 6 лет назад +175

    That wifi person reminded me of a man I saw in the mall earlier this week, he was wearing those huge sound cancelling headphones people wear at NASCAR races, and on top of those, he wore a metal colander. He talked completely normal, given it was with a few twitches and stutters, but said he wore his headgear for his WiFi Sensitivities. Weird situation...

    • @lizzy4827
      @lizzy4827 6 лет назад +4

      How's that gonna stop the WiFi lol...people 😂

    • @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773
      @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773 6 лет назад +14

      *homemade emp from RUclips*
      WIFI IS KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!!
      *can't call police*

    • @shade467
      @shade467 6 лет назад +7

      But a colander has holes! He isn't properly protected!

    • @SofterSocks
      @SofterSocks 6 лет назад +9

      Hey as long as hes not advocating for legal rape right?

    • @angie-dn2xv
      @angie-dn2xv 6 лет назад +3

      You sure that guy was not an alien

  • @nickgornick3535
    @nickgornick3535 6 лет назад +572

    Son:the earth isn’t flat
    Father:looks my son i-
    Son:but the earth isn’t round either
    Father:*take out belt*
    Son:the earth is in the shape of a velociraptor
    Father:*puts belt away*

    • @uw0t314
      @uw0t314 6 лет назад +24

      What are you talking about earth is the shape of a default skin

    • @wurmturm
      @wurmturm 6 лет назад

      @EdinPlayZ
      How do you do italics?

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 6 лет назад +1

      Absolutely fucking metal

    • @OlofPalm3
      @OlofPalm3 6 лет назад +1

      ng The earth an oblate spheroid tho

    • @ungabunga7566
      @ungabunga7566 6 лет назад +2

      @@OlofPalm3 woosh

  • @swampies6633
    @swampies6633 5 лет назад +196

    “Women can’t be depressed.”
    Oh okay I guess my depression and anxiety is cured, *wow*

    • @spinach4616
      @spinach4616 5 лет назад +12

      omg my depression vanished too. CRAZY

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 4 года назад +3

      @@spinach4616 nice name

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 года назад

      Wow, my depression is gone but the PTSD remained. Weird.

    • @jessieridgeway8334
      @jessieridgeway8334 3 года назад

      No no no, you see it's *just* the depression. Everything else... It stays.

    • @alanlowstuter9698
      @alanlowstuter9698 2 года назад

      Is it possible to learn this power

  • @sketchymoof
    @sketchymoof 6 лет назад +987

    I am slowly losing faith in humanity.

    • @Ruzovy_
      @Ruzovy_ 6 лет назад +17

      Cobalt Rat honestly same, why do I have to live in a world with people that are as stupid as that...

    • @dragonlemon2930
      @dragonlemon2930 6 лет назад +31

      I already lost it

    • @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773
      @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773 6 лет назад +16

      What is this "humanity" you speak of?

    • @maple9960
      @maple9960 6 лет назад +6

      Cobalt Rat Same, I mean look at this damn comment section. It's a damn war zone.

    • @z0mb13v32
      @z0mb13v32 6 лет назад +9

      Yes, I've never heard of this... "Hum-AN-it-y." What does it mean? Oh, you're talking about the species! I thought we were already full-on apes again. (Lol. End me)

  • @JosephCimaomo
    @JosephCimaomo 6 лет назад +141

    MY CHILD HAS BEEN VACCINE INJURED
    child * has the flu*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +7

      Ya can’t vaccinate against the flu because it’s constantly changing, and there are different strains.
      Anti vaxxers are dumb.

    • @synth2257
      @synth2257 6 лет назад +6

      《REÐJIVE》 I don’t vaccine my kids because 1. I’m not a doctor. How would I know where the vaccine would be inserted. 2. I have no kids.

    • @blep9529
      @blep9529 5 лет назад

      @Google User
      Awww. The kid could be a genius. At least up the offer to $20.

  • @hannahrouphael884
    @hannahrouphael884 6 лет назад +135

    "Women can't be depressed"
    *WELL I THOUGHT I WAS A WOMAN*

    • @turtletaco9872
      @turtletaco9872 5 лет назад +1

      No longer a woman.

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 лет назад

      Hmm where's my fuckin money

    • @yeetusdeletus7043
      @yeetusdeletus7043 5 лет назад

      Well..
      my friend has depression and she says she’s boy and she’s girl
      And she’s poor she don’t own money

    • @grumpiesttitan7930
      @grumpiesttitan7930 5 лет назад

      WAHMEN DONT EXIST

  • @Em-nj4uu
    @Em-nj4uu 5 лет назад +195

    “Woman can’t get depressed”
    Female depression rates drop down to 0%

  • @wuisquil
    @wuisquil 6 лет назад +386

    Quackity is actually so funny he doesn’t even have to say anything.

  • @emmasalazar1527
    @emmasalazar1527 6 лет назад +196

    If u were wondering, the spanish urine picture says
    URINE INJECTIONS!!
    💥FRESH
    💥OLD

    • @catman8786
      @catman8786 5 лет назад +1

      oh my god ni

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +1

      Fresh?!?! WHAT?!?!

    • @tsundor1
      @tsundor1 5 лет назад +2

      @@CatholicWeeb quackity literally translated that one in the video tho..

    • @wingedcoco
      @wingedcoco 4 года назад +3

      Reason to die;

    • @sqeak6317
      @sqeak6317 4 года назад

      How can something be fresh and old at the same time ????

  • @typcca5731
    @typcca5731 6 лет назад +3644

    I thought Obama was a lizard. I guess he's a gay lizard.

  • @toothpickprovider2614
    @toothpickprovider2614 5 лет назад +127

    0:57 "Harmful Microwave Radiation"
    *_Really hate to see the kids having their atoms shaken_*

  • @VobiscumSanta
    @VobiscumSanta 6 лет назад +126

    These are actual people.

  • @chasestudio2736
    @chasestudio2736 6 лет назад +314

    Man...I can’t have depression because I’m stormed with notifications of love and money? Guess I’m not a woman then, cause no man has given me a dolla or a holla. And what’s a Beta male? Like a fish boy? Sounds good to me. I liked Shape of Water

    • @CloverBoe
      @CloverBoe 6 лет назад +11

      Wake Dreamwalker beta males are guys that aren't as forward with flirting n stuff

    • @Wouldyoujust_
      @Wouldyoujust_ 6 лет назад +59

      I must have the wrong phone service. Where are the beta cucks that are supposed to be sending me money in the morning?! And my husband can't cook for shit. I'm getting fucking SHAFTED over here. Fuck.

    • @TheSeerSacrifice
      @TheSeerSacrifice 6 лет назад +29

      Wake Dreamwalker A beta fish dude does sound cute tbh
      better than a merman to me lul

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +10

      Sean Boehm sounds like my kinda guy, lol. I don't really care for flirting.

    • @bucketfullofbolts
      @bucketfullofbolts 6 лет назад

      Homestuck Trash love your username

  • @jacobbrown9894
    @jacobbrown9894 6 лет назад +101

    4:51 So nice of that guy to be trans-inclusive in his misogyny

  • @delightfulrainclouds6394
    @delightfulrainclouds6394 5 лет назад +33

    “Women can’t be depressed” well dang I could have sworn I was just about to shoot myself in the head, but now that I remember that I can’t be depressed I’d rather go on a walk.

  • @huskycruxes7232
    @huskycruxes7232 6 лет назад +84

    "all I want is a daughter so that I can hear her call me Daddy" 🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔🤔

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 6 лет назад +3

      HuskyCruxes they can always get a gold digger
      I hear those whores call their ‘bf’s daddy...
      I also hear that lots of girls call their bfs daddy
      Is this only my country? Or the whole world cause i know there’s kinks

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 6 лет назад +1

      @@Zack-fu4lo In America it's pretty popular. Not in my country though.

  • @supershepherd
    @supershepherd 6 лет назад +395

    Kidney function is not a right, it is a privilege.

  • @InTheMorningSnow
    @InTheMorningSnow 6 лет назад +120

    Does Barack Obama is gay?
    Is this joke still funny?

    • @dumpling3D
      @dumpling3D 6 лет назад +4

      InTheMorningSnow does jumin han is gay?

    • @Mickey-L0ng
      @Mickey-L0ng 6 лет назад +3

      InTheMorningSnow yes yes it is

  • @lolcasttheo
    @lolcasttheo 6 лет назад +45

    7:06 THIS ISN'T BLOODBORNE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE SECRET ENDING IF YOU EAT THE UMBILICAL CORD! Strangely enough this isn't the first time I've said that sentence.

    • @thenintendocyclops1074
      @thenintendocyclops1074 5 лет назад +5

      I almost feel morally, and comedicaly obligated to ask: WHAT?! WTF is the story behind having said that the first time?

    • @jaerose7788
      @jaerose7788 5 лет назад +2

      TheNintendoCyclops I wanna know that too 🤔

    • @sasha-dt5vk
      @sasha-dt5vk 4 года назад

      it’s been a year theodore we want answers

    • @Astronomicat117
      @Astronomicat117 3 года назад

      Umm.. I know this comment is two years old but it’s been keeping me up at night, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

    • @knuckl6972
      @knuckl6972 3 года назад +1

      Oof

  • @andrecarpy6890
    @andrecarpy6890 6 лет назад +206

    Urine is waste for a reason

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 лет назад +899

    Oh my God, urine injections?!

    • @lestatcomedante3907
      @lestatcomedante3907 6 лет назад +93

      Madeleine Swann, ikr? That's a medical disaster in the making. Though drinking it is disgusting and actually useless(unless in a emergency) at least that won't cause severe medical problems. What's even worse is they also suggest using aged urine.

    • @cutedogsweetsugar
      @cutedogsweetsugar 6 лет назад +71

      I wonder what the anti vaccine groups think of this...

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 лет назад

      Lestat Comédantè bizarre!

    • @plazy._.8094
      @plazy._.8094 6 лет назад +28

      All your body's hard work for nothing...

    • @Toupan
      @Toupan 6 лет назад

      Seriously, actually do some research on urine tharapy. The idea sounds disguasting but it actually has a lot of health benefits. Now I've never heard of "injecting urine" before this video, so I couldn't tell ya anything about that.

  • @dramaticdog337
    @dramaticdog337 6 лет назад +42

    I hope the womb wax person will never have kids again or will do some research and find out that animals actually wash their babies after they're born and regularly clean them. No animal just leaves that shit to dry out on their baby.

    • @galuxius1861
      @galuxius1861 6 лет назад +1

      I hope that counts for child negation so the kid is taken to a better more reasonable person who actually has a brain

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 5 лет назад +56

    Facebook is literally a Virtual Insane Asylum

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +1324

    I think everyone on reddit is crazy

    • @ghostsalamander4870
      @ghostsalamander4870 6 лет назад +11

      SuperGaming Dude I see you every where

    • @demonwolf570
      @demonwolf570 6 лет назад +1

      ghostSalamander Ur mom gay lol!

    • @misctoast
      @misctoast 6 лет назад +24

      Most people on Facebook are just weird & fucking crazy.

    • @lol-sw6og
      @lol-sw6og 6 лет назад +1

      Demonwolf570 it's mid April please stop

    • @darkstaramy6549
      @darkstaramy6549 6 лет назад +2

      Demonwolf570 your dad lesbian,lol!
      ( I feel cringey)

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 6 лет назад +97

    My friend once posted on FB that to help stop rapists, we should donate bodies of people that have just died but are still warm to rapists in a drop in centre to bring them off the streets so they aren't raping a living victim, it's just a dead body.
    I should have probably screenshotted it.................. Or reported it to the police.

    • @GeneralSwirly
      @GeneralSwirly 6 лет назад +34

      Thats so fucking disrespectful

    • @memillionthdoot4436
      @memillionthdoot4436 6 лет назад +34

      Not to mention disturbing, morally wrong, immature, selfish...
      And kinda inefficient: one or two uses per body, not nearly that many people die in a given day, and time needed to screen for STD/STIs, extra money needed, fuels addiction, etc.
      It's just a bad idea in every respect, just use a goddamn robot if you're that horny! (Sorry, that went from 0 to 100 real fuckin' quick)

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 6 лет назад +21

      So, letting people desecrate a corpse... that’s a bit much. And a lot of rapists like the struggle, they get off on dominating another living person. Most arent necrophiliacs (people attracted to the dead)

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 6 лет назад +2

      JamesTavRule Dude that’s a joke.
      That’s almost verbatim from a satirical short David Firth made.
      Seriously look up “Take This Pill: David Firth’s Health Reminder (Ep 2)”

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 6 лет назад +5

      Someone should tell him that raping a corpse is still illegal. And also gross and disrespectful.

  • @pw3714
    @pw3714 6 лет назад +3145

    And here I thought tumblr's 312 genders were the most moronic thing ever...
    But no! "Rape should be legal" definitely earns the title.

    • @chobitsenthusiast
      @chobitsenthusiast 6 лет назад +60

      Ibuki Mioda but it's a proven fact there are 1000+ genders 😕

    • @octrea5387
      @octrea5387 6 лет назад +210

      WHO ? thanks a lot douchebag you made me spit milk on my keyboard. good one lol

    • @octrea5387
      @octrea5387 6 лет назад +109

      man of war you're right lol.

    • @pw3714
      @pw3714 6 лет назад +73

      man of war ... That's what I said

    • @UngovernableU
      @UngovernableU 6 лет назад +4

      Ibuki Mioda But rape is legal tf .

  • @connorspiker6247
    @connorspiker6247 6 лет назад +168

    Petition to end Facebook?

  • @galuxius1861
    @galuxius1861 6 лет назад +106

    The post with eating the wax actually caused me to throw up

    • @hungryguy1714
      @hungryguy1714 5 лет назад

      Me too 🤮

    • @mockenmeyer
      @mockenmeyer 5 лет назад +1

      I was eating. *was*

    • @Kim-ts9yi
      @Kim-ts9yi 5 лет назад

      Im watching this video for the second time, and had to skip it, it's so disgusting.

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 5 лет назад +2

      *THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I AM GLAD I HAVE CONCENRTATION PROBLEMS OR EKSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN DISGUSTED TOO*

    • @Astronomicat117
      @Astronomicat117 3 года назад

      I died inside honestly

  • @lilycakes1908
    @lilycakes1908 6 лет назад +82

    Just so you know, it IS actually possible to shoot a bullet without a gun! The first thing you have to realize is that a bullet is the solid metal tip and the casing is the thin metal shell covering it. Wedged between the bullet and the casing is highly-explosive gunpowder. A bullet is shot by the firing pin (a small metal pin located inside the gun) striking the back of the casing. If you look at the back of a bullet you'll see a small raised circle. That is where the firing pin strikes. When it hits the casing it causes a small 'explosion' as it ignites the gunpowder. That's what causes the 'kick' in the gun when you fire it. That's what separates the casing from the bullet and fires the gun. In theory, if you hold the bullet with one hand and drive a sharp nail or similar object into the circle on the back of the casing then you can effectively fire the bullet without a gun! A word of warning, however, is that the gunpowder igniting makes the bullet casing very, very hot. Hot enough that it would, essentially, melt your skin. So I would suggest some clamps or something to hold the casing in place while you fire it. But to answer your question, yes, you can definitely fire a bullet without a gun!

    • @101sweetflower
      @101sweetflower 6 лет назад +2

      Lily Cakes cool! I didn't know that

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 лет назад +1

      Well hot dang it you're right...

    • @Ravenoros
      @Ravenoros 6 лет назад

      I saw a thing a dude hit a bullet he found with a hammer and it went off and hit him in the gut

    • @memillionthdoot4436
      @memillionthdoot4436 6 лет назад +2

      Trebuchet, that's the other option.

    • @aquafury664
      @aquafury664 6 лет назад

      Thanks for telling me how to shoot without a gun so I can kill my family and not be blamed :D

  • @UnknownbonesJM
    @UnknownbonesJM 6 лет назад +40

    I had to visit a cowboy church once and there was a dog walking around in the church service. When the pastors I went with were asked what was their favorite part of the cowboy church service they all said the dog. haha

  • @bonemoisture9367
    @bonemoisture9367 5 лет назад +30

    i’m currently sick and somewhat nauseous, and the womb wax post and the urine post are physically making me feel worse

  • @rhiannonwaddon6513
    @rhiannonwaddon6513 6 лет назад +180

    I love this so much ohmygod why are people so dense

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +1

      Rhiannon Waddon i have asked myself this many times... maybe google Will know.

  • @JK-gh7qz
    @JK-gh7qz 6 лет назад +55

    *im adopted and i just lmaoooo'd so hard at the parkland adoption one*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +2

      Sorry that there are people like that out there

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 6 лет назад +1

      Same I’m adopted and I lol’d so hard at that.

  • @aidreelol1151
    @aidreelol1151 6 лет назад +69

    Not a line, not a patch... a *triangle*

  • @masterreaper115
    @masterreaper115 5 лет назад +25

    "People would still get shot even if we didnt have guns at all." A true visionary. I guess bows/crossbows would be the school shooter weapons then...

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 4 года назад +5

      I did saw something about a student shooting a teacher with a crossbow...
      Was just that teacher. Nobody else. But I wonder how no one noticed the huge ass weapon this kid was carrying...
      CROSSBOWS AREN'T SMALL

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 3 года назад +2

      @@donnamitsuki281 im not laughing at the situation, im laughing at the absurdity*

  • @pinkishtomcat7488
    @pinkishtomcat7488 6 лет назад +70

    I gotta say that I did kinda feel insulted about the deppressed post that one person made. Some people are just so ignorant and prejudice (not sure if this is the right term for it, correct me if I'm wrong). I just had to remember that these people are idiots and that they have no idea about what some people - men and women alike - go through.

    • @masonmunkey6136
      @masonmunkey6136 6 лет назад +7

      Eikichi Kuwabara yeah, you just have to laugh at the stupidity instead of being offended. Easy for me to say because I’m a guy but Some of my female friends have been through a lot and it’s pretty bs to say they haven’t.

    • @pinkishtomcat7488
      @pinkishtomcat7488 6 лет назад

      Yeah, true that.

    • @DiamondTurtleGamer
      @DiamondTurtleGamer 6 лет назад +1

      Pinkish Tomcat nah prejudice is race I think.
      Edit: nvm prejudice is a opinion supported by no facts. I was thinking about Racist Prejudice.

    • @pinkishtomcat7488
      @pinkishtomcat7488 6 лет назад

      Thats ok :) Thanks for attempting to correct me anyways.

    • @pinkishtomcat7488
      @pinkishtomcat7488 6 лет назад

      U-huh, preach good sir! But yeah, sometimes it's hard to ignore these people, especially when their right in our faces ;-; I wish that we could mute people irl.

  • @Nitenixu
    @Nitenixu 6 лет назад +304

    Already 20 seconds in the video and I can’t breathe anymore

    • @misctoast
      @misctoast 6 лет назад

      - Nitenixu -
      Same

    • @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773
      @connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773 6 лет назад

      - Nitenixu - can't breathe
      *Christian mom's*
      THE VACCINESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    • @Nitenixu
      @Nitenixu 6 лет назад

      Lauren Pixie
      I barely made it out alive, my phone died so after a couple minutes I was able to breathe.
      *Now every time I watch this video I have to skip the first 20 seconds before I almost die*

  • @saidrew1030
    @saidrew1030 6 лет назад +42

    I seriously love these videos. Please make more!

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +33

    "IF it's a boy, don't circumcise"
    How do you circumcise a girl..?

    • @pawspurr
      @pawspurr 5 лет назад +13

      Cutting off the clit.
      Yep its an actual thing.

    • @danboekenoogen4957
      @danboekenoogen4957 5 лет назад +3

      Autumn-Springs wait wouldn’t the cilt hood be the equivalent of foreskin

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +9

      @@pawspurr what the actual fuck

    • @thenintendocyclops1074
      @thenintendocyclops1074 5 лет назад +3

      @@pawspurr Was originally going to reply the main comment with something like: "oh yeah, didn't really question that, lol WTF?" but can now comfortably say I've learned something I could've lived without knowing.

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 5 лет назад +3

      It even seems to be a common thing in the Sahara

  • @julianadams3710
    @julianadams3710 6 лет назад +51

    That Obama’s gay picture killed me, it totally looks like the thumbnail to an Alex Jones video

  • @narissasydneynadin9329
    @narissasydneynadin9329 6 лет назад +48

    "Just the US Army playing dress up in the Mojave desert"
    *Uhm, But that's not correct*
    (Pleeeease make more of these group video's. They are masterpieces! Love your channel!)

  • @sarahminner5173
    @sarahminner5173 6 лет назад +114

    As someone who was adopted,
    That kinda hurt😂but at least they won't have any adopted kids

  • @randomfan2868
    @randomfan2868 5 лет назад +20

    "Women cant be depressed"
    Me: guess my doctors lied to me. I mean I guess I'm just really just disappointed for no reason all the time lol

    • @UnearthlyPotato
      @UnearthlyPotato 4 года назад

      damn y’all got really butthurt by that one

  • @opheliaroa6599
    @opheliaroa6599 6 лет назад +214

    i love these videos

  • @iamtoast6629
    @iamtoast6629 6 лет назад +32

    Whats sad is the fact that people out there believe this

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 6 лет назад +194

    Actually, I would say people are maturing slower than ever. I have seen entire high school classes where everyone acts like they're 5 years younger than they are and it's disturbing to see. If we need to adjust the age of consent, we need to raise it, not lower it

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 6 лет назад +18

      I get your point. I think that because young people don't have to leave school at 12 or 14 anymore they don't have to mature as quickly. It's not a problem but it is true

    • @caracrotalus
      @caracrotalus 6 лет назад +2

      I think the person ment physically not mentally , as the average age of sexual maturity is decreasing

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 6 лет назад

      Still, that's a terrible standard. If we were to go off that standard, the age of consent would 15 or 16. Bad idea

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 6 лет назад +12

      I’ve met many teens who are extremely mature, more so than some adults.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 6 лет назад

      So have I, but they're the minority, unfortunately

  • @lolerionark186
    @lolerionark186 6 лет назад +22

    7:50
    Me: * has low energy and anxiety, vaccinated *
    Most of my friends and beyond: * has normal energy and no anxiety, also vaccinated *
    *FBI OPEN UP!*

  • @TheVioletOwl94
    @TheVioletOwl94 6 лет назад +30

    I am a woman and I have depression. I sincerely hope that guy was joking but he probably wasn’t.

    • @Kittyღ
      @Kittyღ 6 лет назад +6

      AmyTheInternetHobbit He was talking about an incel subreddit, so probably not, sadly.

    • @pieloloon
      @pieloloon 6 лет назад +4

      hEY guyS PLEase givE ME ATTentioN PleASE I havE DEPRESSion and anXietY PLEASe

    • @Meggsie
      @Meggsie 6 лет назад +6

      I think it's more disturbing that he thinks that attention from the opposite sex is all he needs to not be depressed.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 6 лет назад +5

      @@Meggsie Exactly? Like, does he even know what depression is? And how does the world work? I have never seen a girl waking up to 10000 messages of how guys love her and sending her money like wtf

    • @Meggsie
      @Meggsie 6 лет назад +2

      @@billcipher8645 haha I've been hit up like ten times in my entire life. But in all seriousness how are these people supposed to cope when life becomes actually difficult. Being alone is just a non-issue. At least you have your health, your mind, and access to people from around the world at a moments notice

  • @lidianc5591
    @lidianc5591 6 лет назад +38

    These. These people should stop existing

  • @frozencowjuice
    @frozencowjuice 6 лет назад +27

    Ah, these are the videos that just make me hate Facebook and yet, love it.

  • @ablackbunny3149
    @ablackbunny3149 6 лет назад +8

    "A nice triangle"
    What kind of triangle? Isosceles, equalateral, scalene, or right triangle? Exactly what angle do you want each corner to be? What direction do you want it to face?
    I think we know whos the weirdo here.

  • @deadinsidemcgee411
    @deadinsidemcgee411 6 лет назад +115

    This is WAY too dank

  • @AviKats66
    @AviKats66 6 лет назад +10

    This is a compelling argument as to why we should delete the internet.

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 6 лет назад +55

    please don't let them procreate

    • @elenachew7345
      @elenachew7345 6 лет назад +1

      I am sorry, but it is too late for some :(

  • @jasperisstupid2086
    @jasperisstupid2086 5 лет назад +19

    [Fact] Women can't be depressed
    Me: *yA BOI*

  • @jimmymcgill7370
    @jimmymcgill7370 6 лет назад +67

    I watch wildspartanz vids while stoned and with all the lights off

  • @furryfromfinley3602
    @furryfromfinley3602 6 лет назад +32

    our dog actually ran off and turned up at church one easter for a blessing.

  • @demonwolf570
    @demonwolf570 6 лет назад +100

    That woman who ate the umbilical cord is a waste. That could have gone into stem cell research.

    • @RayPoreon
      @RayPoreon 6 лет назад +22

      Or children in Africa.

    • @mactony4
      @mactony4 6 лет назад +16

      Steam cell research is EVIL how dare you cure sickness. lol

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 лет назад +5

      The cord or the woman?

    • @demonwolf570
      @demonwolf570 6 лет назад +7

      Albert Nave How about both?

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 6 лет назад +8

      Darion r/wooosh

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 5 лет назад +6

    "I wanna know how you shoot someone without a gun"
    Ever heard of a bow and arrow?