The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 286 | Tez Keeps Telling Me He Just Turned 30
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- On this episode, the guys begin with a recap of their week and discuss the recent misunderstanding with Cardi B (21:55). They also talk Dame dropping another diss track toward Shaq (49:09), the "baby daddy" reveal (59:35), Summer Walker's new album (79:14), and Travis Scott (93:25).
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Joe: Chinx - "On Your Body" Rory: Mal: Dom Kennedy - "Grind'n" Parks: 8Ball & MJG - "Funk Mission"
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Parks saying "he tried to f**k all my b**ches" just made my entire week. 😂😂😂😂😂
Shayna Martin 😂
😂😂 That was a meeean detour
They meant Bill Goldberg. Jeff Goldblum was a funny detour!
That was an unexpected uppercut that connected
Rewinded that 4 times
Joe: WTF is Jene Aiko doing?!
Rory: its ASMR for crazy chicks
🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️😭😭😭
I'll save the dummies the time it takes to Google what ASMR stands for.
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, sometimes Auto Sensory Meridian Response, is an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine.
Yo!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s actually quite relaxing and refreshing and chilled that song
@@Overqualified1 🐐
Jhene*
Parks laugh is legit “haha” lmao shit kills me
Breon The Singer it sounds fake
I got a friend who laughs just like that. That shit is hilarious!
I swear his laugh be having me in tears lol
nahhh lmaooo
ye23 it’s real for sure bc I laugh the same way. I never understood how people could get a lot of laughter out bc I don’t take breaths before I laugh. It’s just one HA and then more when I actually catch my breath lol
Rory: I like baby hair, that’s my shit
Joe: Where do you like it??
Joe is NASTY....CONTENT KINGS ARE BACK😂😂😂😂
This was probably top five episodes this year. I was dying.
Dawg when they lit the fucking sage and Joe had that lighter in Mal's face lmao my stomach hurt son
The episode about Alexis her car getting stolen and "When you are coming" is up there too
Whole episode was hilarious
Cardi said she’s not gonna let constructive criticism get to her. What does that even mean😂😂😂
Episode 101 was when Mal told the story of getting chased by those bloods. It was ALSO when Joe found that Love and Hip Hop Mendecees drop. Hilarious one as well.
Also the last one Bridget Kelly was on. Rory and his Marketing jeans.
“I apologize if my words never match my actions, but I promise my kicks will always match my jacket.”
LMAOOOOOO I’m done with mal bruh
His kicks don't match his jacket in thos pod though
@@msimelelomqikwa1213 they do if the inside of it is red
@@msimelelomqikwa1213
I thought he ment like "complement"
more than "identical".
Rory: what is this the Oregon Trail
Parks: Joe has dysentery
Parks with the quick ones again 😂😂😂
Facts bro lmaooooo. Niggas don't know about that Oregon Trail life.
Oh yeah, that was a quick release 3 for sure 😂
@13:08 "Cognac in the muff is crazy" 😂😂 you have to be quick to catch the Parks lines
Oregon Trail was an old computer game on the first Apple Mac computer. The only two games out during that time was Oregon Trail and Wheel of Fortune.
Bro @ first i thought he said "the intro has dysentery" 😂😂😂 might've been even better
Parks telling Jeff Goldlum is his mortal enemy is the funniest shit ever. LMAOO
Joe's dad really interrupted the pod to press him about a baseball game 😭😭
Right like if you dont get off the phone us listeners dont care about baseball 🤣🤣🤣 I like how mal continued right where he left off at
@@iyana8234 😭😭😭
THE ONLY PODCAST YOU CAN DO SHIT LIKE THAT 😂
Joe's parents are too funny
Parks beef with Jeff Goldblum deserves a cartoon skit
Parks beef with Jeff is legendary shit even how he says it 😂🤣
Spyder Uchiha that ish had me absolutely weak 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
Relax that’s my mortal enemy 😂😂😂😂
Jeff "The Fly" Goldblum taking ya chick is crazy 😭😂😭😂
He so serious too
Parks gonna. E the one taking the Pod to the next level , that was legendary
Mal: “yeah I hate them dolphin teeth, yeah those lil tiny teeth...it’s uuugggghhhh you can’t do nothing but like feed her nerds” 😂😂😂😂
the nerds part took me out
I was so weak 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂💀
LOL
Just heard ‘Unthinkable’ and came running back to hear the Tez jokes and I completely forgot all these moments where in this one episode! Miss the OG days so much 😢
I this exactly the same reason I’m here rn 🤣🤣🤣
“willy willy willy wonka, whippin it up in a romper” is the nastiest lyrics i’ver ever heard on this podcast so far 😂😂😂
up there with knee high Levi's
😂😂😂💀 whippin work in a romper
Now I am the cookie monster!!!!!
Benjiman Grizzly1 Whippin work in a romper is Nasty !!
they did designer so dirty lol. Outlet was a good song
The way joe climbed out of the tv in the pump it up video...... he started his career off with Nasty award
😂😂
Genius video treatment. Needed slightly more throwback jerseys tho
😂😂😂
But he came to get it on, what were you expecting
Rory: he was resting his case
Parks: his case was tired
😂😂😂 I almost spit!
56:06 Parks finally revealed who he got smoke with 😭😭😭
“WILLY WILLY WILLY WONKA” - (Joe Budden, 2019)
Nabeel Nelson 😂😂😂 they started snapping with it
Saw this comment...was legit confused af...literally as joe started raping it....legit crying.
@@Mĩă34353 Designer did it!
Episode should of been called ‘Jurassic Parks’ 😂😂
Billy Mckay omg yes !! 😂🤣🤣
Nahh that's a lawsuit somehow idk why but I can tell
Billy Mckay yes 😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣👍🏿💯
Oh my word 😹😹😹👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Those cuts when Cardi said “One of them is bald one of them is Jewish and one of them is a black man” was nasty😂
Aye yo cartoon guy, I need to see "cakes smelling like Newports," ASAP. Thanks
Big faxxx
Cartoon Joe jumping out the cake in his dirty beater😂
joe in a cake is the funniest thing ive heard all year prolly
Facts!!!!!
Parks: “Have some respect take your pants off” Hey yoooo 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Mal: “ i don’t care where you met that bird at” ☠️🤣😂🤣
1:08:35.... Rory waving the sage, Joe puts the lighter to Mal at the same time Parks rings the bell, Mal almost lost it.... I rewound 5 times 😂😂😂
Next level, here we come 😭😭😭
the jbp voodoo is nasty
Glad it wasn’t just me
56:00 Don’t matter how long he been on the bench. Put Parks in the game it’s instant offense. Manu Ginobli of the podcast game.
Chris IKR I really laughed this episode. Hilarious 😂
T H E M A N U
THATS NASTY
Bruh I was disappointed when I found out Parks got left off the JBP Hotboxin’ episode with Mike Tyson. Him and Eben would’ve been in their bags together.
@@SueSonStray yeah it wasn't quite perfect the energy wasn't 100% the same.
I've been here before mal and I can tell you its perfect with the way it is now.
Whole time I'm like would have been great to have parks here too...
Top 5 random moments of the pod.
This & the durex condom shit might be 1 & 2...
Parks Really The Funniest One On Here 😂😂 “ Why Is The Cake Smoking”
FACTS
Rory said that lol Parks said why does it smell like Newport’s 😂
Fam...that shit started off the greatest 10 minutes of podcasting in 2019. I gotta pause this shit and save it for the ride home cuz I'm sweating at work. omg
Parks inserts the sly marks every episodes.
When Mal said "...them lil dolphin teeth like you can only feed her nerds" what?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
that had me dyin lmao
😂😂
There is a baddy at work with the same condition. Teeth look like Kisame from Naruto.
InDueTime25 I am CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
"Something gotta soak up the liquor" Rory just throwing up shots early like Curry at the new arena
"The hand rub use to be organic " 🤣🤣😭
Putinwork25 😂😂
😂😂😂💀💀💀
Mal: Military n*ggas love that Dodge Charger 😭😭😭😭 I’m out
Basquiat I read that and just busted out laughing! Shits mad true
Facts though. I'm at Ft. Riley and that's all that's out here. Along with mini vans.
Basquiat its sad how true that shit is, and them fuckin challengers when they first came out
Dont forget about Mustangs
Glad I didn't get one 🤣🤣
Molly Joe came out when he started singing Timmy Turner 😤
Mikel Obi didn’t even sing it right is the most hilarious part but he was rocking tho wasn’t he?😂😂
Willy Wonka
That sage and other Shit got them high lol Rory ass started snapping his fingers 😂
Slnp Art 😂😂😂🤣 yo for real that sage had them all the way fucked up
@@krystaldragons6040 facts😂😂😂
Almost spit out my breakfast sandwich when Joe said Jhonni Blaze abs look like Panthro
Yo, me too!!! 🤦🤣. I don't think he knows how good those mics are 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dead! 😭
Damn, the breakfast sandwich? 😂😂😂
😂😂 nigga Joe said He-Man ! I'm done bro
Mal - Idt women are just walking around w/ bush. Do they?
Joe - At Dussé
Rory - ... Something gotta soak up the liquor
We don’t deserve Rory 🤣 12:45
yooo that 'meditation session' they had during jhené aiko's song had me in tears 😭😂
Sooo funny
That took me out of here 🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Mann I was laughing so hard😂😂😂
Y’all named all the “40s” and forgot the most important one...the OG, original 40, 40 fonzareali, 40 water, E-40!
Still don’t understand how anyone can dislike this podcast
Best podcast adam 22 gotta catch up I still fuck with adam 22 but needs more context
Facts
Came for the visuals for Jeff Goldblum trying to smash Park's gfs 😂😂😂
Yep that shit came out of nowhere
Yo!!! Parks really be on his shit!!!
Terrance Jones dawg 😂😂😂
Deadass
Goldblum's corny ass bagged Tania Raymonde.
Parks: whose the lucky girl, Mal?
Joe: He’s Jason smitten lmaoooooooo
Mal likes Cash Doll
This was one of funniest episodes in it's own way, maybe top 15 as there has been so many hilarious moments we had 😂 Hope everyone has a great productive stress-free week 👍🏽
Nigga the Episode is 2 hours long and it dropped 20 minutes ago 😂
@@XCaPTainClipzX Comes out on Spotify first then drops on RUclips few days later.
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@@XCaPTainClipzX 😂 You must be one of the "first time & last time listeners" like Joe says
@@ty_10000 right lol
This is easily one of the funniest episodes that’s been created. Without a doubt
Check “knock yourself out”
This one should of been called “PODFATHER”
Nuuuuuu Joe Budden!
fax
If it should've it would've dumbass😂 they name they shit what they want
nah if you heard the Spotify intro that's the funniest bid this ep
Yo Podfather had me done 🤣
“Why are there Newport’s where the candles should be?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"no I'm here by the way" loooooool
Joe: "He's not fighting demons - he is the demon
Me: isn't that the premise for FIGHT CLUB?
Hello
Mal spent 15 minutes telling everyone to calm down. Still, no one is relaxed... 😂
Parks said "Have some respect, take your pants off" 🤣 I'm dead
“The cake is smoking” 😂😂😂😂
Al doss I was screamingggg haha
should've been the name of this pod
Why does the cake smell like Newports! Im dead! Parks is a fool!
When the guys agree on grabbing every part of a woman she hates...😍😘😍😘
Mal didn’t disrespect THE QUEEN nor did he disrespect Cardi...he said all facts 🤷🏽♀️
🗣ALL FACTS... WTF is really going on?
T Unique exactly. Everybody just wanna kiss her ass everytime she get upset.
😂😂😂😂 y’all be maddddddd
Aleera B NO she is mad , all the time 🤣.
The intro on spotify is what really set the tone for this episode lol. Top 10 episode
Nobody:
Drake : ..Tez keep telling me he just turned 30!
😂😂😂😂😂
Frazier Allen having dreams of being single forever, he’s getting worried
Cardi said she’s not gonna let constructive criticism get to her. What does that even mean😂😂😂
Lukasz Duda it means she clearly already let it get to her haha
That verse on unthinkable was fire
That line between the leg and the hip is called the “Thass”💯😂
Women gonna be mad triggered
Toxic masculinity at its finest for 13mins 😂😂😂
OneFoursEmperor forsure 😂😂😂
factz.....And I love it
Me too, the whole episode shots just flying
I love it
Nah, that was 10mins of pure comedy to me.. 🤣 But some super sensitive ones gon be playing that Jhenè Aiko "Calm... down..."
The close ups on Mal are hilarious 😂
Shoutout to Erickson! Fantastic edit to Mal with that Jeff Goldblum comment from Parks. Classic!
Cant wait to see Mal's Smitten for the Kitten face 🤣🤣🤣
Joe's I am a Cookie Monster voice is nassssttttttyyyyyy af yo 😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aisha C 😂😂😂yo I laughed out loud so hard at work over the weekend with that one I know I had to look just as nuts as the bums outside my job
TrilariousEnt mannnn I was hollering when I heard it! They play too dayum much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You Jason Smitten 😂😂😂😂😂😂Mal too cool for school
No matter how the podcast start you can bet Joe don’t wanna start that way
The guys look like they genuinely had a good time on this one. Classic.
I noticed that too
30:18 when Joe stops laughing and stares at Mal lmfaaoooo!!
One of the best intros in a while y’all had me dead 🤣🤣
Den Den yeah the Spotify version
Agreed bro. The last two pods have had great intros 😂
Joe's phone ringing is really rude, when did this start? I have been listening almost since day 1... Joe please put the phone on silent.
Qiana Evans you trippin. That shit is hilarious.
I feel like people that don’t listen on Spotify really miss out 😂😂
1:06:50 “it’s ASMR for crazy chicks” Rory 😭😭😭😭🤣
Ok Crystal P. Girl u look good! Fuk the comment
Protect your energy ma!
@@justinhumphrey5343 2 hours later......
Clearly she don't give a shit.
Justin thought he was slick 😂😂
Damn the Tez jokes in the intro was hilarious. Wish that was on video lol
Mychal Grubbs exactly bruh!
Damn, imma have to start listening to the spotify drop too
VagaboundVice use his promo code. It's worth it
@@BackwoodTV_ Only thing is I'm not from the US so it doesn't work, safe tho
@@VagaboundVice spotify has a free version with commercials as well if you wanna try that out. The spotify version is well worth it.
I cried when they talked about the cake. Real tears 😂😂
Mal and parks are starting show there “nasty” sides.. THE JBP IS GOING TO THE NXT LEVEL
Their *
joe: "i like rapper/athlete beef"
parks:..."well, now"
lmao joe vs jr smith shot? parks savage lol
Jovante' Orr when was this beef?
@@BackwoodTV_ Back in 2012 over Tahiry.
Joe and Derrick Ward too
likwitfaded what's that bout?
Parks shined so bright on this episode and Joe telling Mal he likes someone almost killed me lmao 😂
“Ready to do some podding”
“You got it Mal”
“Don’t be late”
“Ganja burn”
“Danny Dimes”
And now we have “Willy Wonka”
We gonna get a JBPs greatest hits soon.
There is a Twitter thread where Joe sings the hits
Eemaan Khwaja Don’t forget his Tyga Taste cover
The Miguel "Banana Clip" redux is the one.
"Hit it, Jack!!"
Rory: I like baby hair
Joe: Where do you like it? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Todd C. Disgusting 😂😂😂😂😂
Joe was buggin!! 😂🤣😂🤣
Savage 😂
Andrea Brown joe was on shit this episode lmao
56:10 Parks and Jeff Golblum being enemies is CRAZY 😂😂 i had to see their faces when he said it
that's mad random. lmfao
Mals the cardi b of the pod, thrown into stardom
😂😂😂😂 I love cardi but this is funny
Hahaha this is 100% truee😂😂
Lmfao
Nah but Mal's been Roc royalty.
DNYG 😩😩😩 he was chosen
Rory gave me an asthma attack when he said "something gotta soak up the liquor" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read this as soon as Rory said it LOL
Came here for the visuals to see Joe and his "Timmy Turner" bit.
“I ain’t gone lie Johnny blaze” 😂😂😂
Tyreek Tyreek he was finnna go in my g
Came here specifically to find this comment 🙌🏿
Yooooo I was cryn
Tyreek Tyreek 😩😩😩😩😂
Mason King yo he was about to brew the beer for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The energy of the pod is fire… Everybody pulling up from 30!!
Sidebar: Parks 1 liners are underrated!!
Fax Kellerman !!! Rip !!!
This is in the HOF of episodes…. Shit is classic. I was crackin laugh every segment😭😭😭😭
@54:55 Parks: Why does it smell like Newports? 😂😂😂
Parks vs Jeff is hilarious 😂😂
😂😂😂
Cartoon Guy can we please get a "Paternity Cake" animation?😂 54:35
Or "Competing with The Fly" @ 56:00🤣🤣🤣
that line from Rory @ 29:49 hits different now lol
1:44:13 NOW I AM THE COOKIE MONSTER 😂😂😂😂
I fell out all the way out at that one 🤣🤣😂😂
The Newport cake straight into Jeff goldbloom the “mortal enemy” is absolute top tier podding content. Legendary
Willy Willy Willy Wonka, look at her there in a rompa 😭💀 1:42:13 here y'all go!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NOW I AM THE COOKIE MONSTER!!
@@Micisme86 smoking the finest ganja!
McChillson I’ve been trying to find this comment. Thx u
7 months later and still no Parks and Jeff goldblum cartoon?? 🤷🏿♂️ Lol Smh we need that ASAP! 😅
Why couldn't Cardi just reach out to the them rather than do that? Mal said NOTHING bad in my opinion.
PLEASE LISTEN ON SPOTIFY TOO, ITS SO MUCH FUNNIER WITH ALL THE MUSIC!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yoooo...I died this whole podcast!!!...I laughed the whole 2 hours...y’all crazy!!!
DreaBabbie Awesome me too lmao
The best line of the Joe Budden Pocast ever was "How could they flee the tank was on E" 🤣🤣🤣
The Fact this dropped on Saturday my 30th birthday was perfect 😂😂😂💯🙏🏾
Happy belated
Chay Williams shit I turned 30 on Saturday myself haha. Happy birthday
Libra gang ♎
Parks: "Selfies they're called."
GUTS!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Face pictures 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 joe be having me dying at times
Yall gave guyger 10 and let zimmerman walk free??? The courts is done
Joe: “She running round like He-Man”
Me: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Yo!!!!! I have bin saying this shit since she got off the doctor's bed. Them fake abs look STOOPID
They made a good point bc I hate how chicks will spend 100k on they body and only $5 on a tube of toothpaste
I just googled Jeff Goldblum and cried instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣😫 Damn Parks 🤣🤣‼️
Damn you had to google him 🤣🤣🤣 now that's funny
calabrese098 he's one of those actors that you know but don't know 🤷🏾♂️
LoL
8:31 Mal- I hate them lil Dolphin teeth .. 😂🤣😂🤣.
Big facts tho. Gah damn im dying today. 🤣🤣😅
This was a Spotify episode right here. GET SPOTIFY TO HEAR THE ENTIRE PODCAST IN ITS ENTIRETY.
I did but had to come for the visuals esp the Jhenè Aiko part
@@arsnphnx44 true dat
Good morning everybody I hope you all progress at what you’re working on this week
Cashmere Palace good looking, and likewise b. Pound and a bear hug.
At 56:12 Parks officially took this Pod to the next level 😂
That Johnni Blaze comment. Im hollering. "Calm down. I said calm down like 7 times."
When Joe said Johnni abs look like Panthro, I immediately started singing Thundercats in my head😂😂
@56:10 yo Park went off about Jeff Goldblum!! 😂😂😂
"Why are there Newports where the candle are meant to be" 😂😂😂