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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • It's Crappy Commander day with Arin Hanson (Game Grumps) vs Spencer Crittenden (Harmonquest) vs Taalia Vess vs The Professor! Watch the full episode here: • Arin Hanson Forgot He ...
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  • @TolarianCommunityCollege
    @TolarianCommunityCollege  8 месяцев назад +118

    It's Crappy Commander day with Arin Hanson (Game Grumps) vs Spencer Crittenden (Harmonquest) vs Taalia Vess vs The Professor! Watch the full episode here: ruclips.net/video/CB_mIPRnaL0/видео.html

  • @mreshadow
    @mreshadow 8 месяцев назад +714

    I am the professor. I've done nothing to you - I've had almost no plays - but please, destroy the only thing I have of value. Just because

    • @TolarianCommunityCollege
      @TolarianCommunityCollege  8 месяцев назад +343

      This is my life.

    • @hodlsage8968
      @hodlsage8968 8 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@TolarianCommunityCollege But the swift foot... 😅

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz 8 месяцев назад +1

      Prof may not realize it, but he has been recording his super villain transformation arc for all of us to see.

    • @nerv007
      @nerv007 8 месяцев назад +13

      But if you dont destroy it... Prof goes off

    • @hodlsage8968
      @hodlsage8968 8 месяцев назад +22

      @frankcaggiano8282 always, lol. I had a guy path ( edit ) my bird because I destroyed his turn one mana crypt on turn 3 mind you. The next turn, the guy next to me casts It that Betrays and slaps grieves on it and attacks the other guy hahahaa.... I looked at him and said, "Ouch, premature path, would be nice to have that in hand. ".... 😆

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 8 месяцев назад +217

    “You would not part an old man from his walking boots?”

  • @iconuchiha16
    @iconuchiha16 8 месяцев назад +163

    Left him in the snow with no boots tragic

  • @scarletrobin
    @scarletrobin 8 месяцев назад +87

    Poor professor some days it feels like he's the Trix rabbit and just wants a simple bowl of cereal but the mean kids will never let him have it. Or win at commander

  • @vincentpey3929
    @vincentpey3929 8 месяцев назад +47

    The phrase "im gonna do something really mean" basically describes every single commander game that has ever or will ever be played

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 8 месяцев назад

      In the sad voice too. Like, you know everyone's gonna find it mean, but it's such a rare play or the only thing you can do and you have to do it. 😂

    • @SirGarthur
      @SirGarthur Месяц назад

      What if you made a group hug deck that also locks itself in a bunker and throws away the key? That's not mean at all, everyone getting to play their deck more! And the game never ends! Yay

  • @Rockalanche
    @Rockalanche 8 месяцев назад +36

    This was such a good episode. Being The Professor though really puts a target on your head that you can't get rid of.

  • @gwidao123
    @gwidao123 8 месяцев назад +18

    When you feel like the little robot paper boy in Futurama. Someone steals your stack of newspapers that are already free anyway and then they break your makeshift crutches and everyone just watches you crawl helplessly crutchless and paperless back into the orphanage

  • @newsance2u
    @newsance2u 8 месяцев назад +43

    I just finshed this game yesterday it was weirdly close

  • @lord_wyran
    @lord_wyran 8 месяцев назад +25

    oh please, ignore the gishath on the board and go for my chromatic lantern AFTER literally everything i had was just tactically nuked, great threat assessment!

  • @thomaslee4482
    @thomaslee4482 7 месяцев назад +7

    Just call her Shallan because she took the man's boots.

  • @deathbypigx3h
    @deathbypigx3h 8 месяцев назад +6

    I literally understand zero % of anything that happens in these shorts, but I love the energy lol I think the algorithm started recommending this to me because I watched a few Team APS videos, but even though I am magic illiterate, I still thoroughly enjoy this content

    • @thisissostupidqsdfva
      @thisissostupidqsdfva 8 месяцев назад +5

      You should learn! In this clip she is strongly considering which artifact to destroy. In the end she plays Reclamation Sage, which destroys the Professor's boots

    • @deathbypigx3h
      @deathbypigx3h 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@thisissostupidqsdfva I really appreciate the sentiment, but I have no idea what it means for his boots to be destroyed lol i do find the whole exchange hilarious though

    • @IAMYETTI25
      @IAMYETTI25 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@deathbypigx3h boots protect his best creature when they're equipped from being targeted so basically she's destroying a shield. It's not actually mean but usually the correct play for keeping someone from getting out control before it's too late

    • @thisissostupidqsdfva
      @thisissostupidqsdfva 8 месяцев назад

      @deathbypigx3h If you ever do feel like learning getting the free app Arena will force you to play by the rules. It is MTG online

  • @erentsen
    @erentsen 8 месяцев назад +4

    I thought they were gonna take the professor's boots. "They arent even your size" would be a funny rebuttal.

  • @jasonrustmann7535
    @jasonrustmann7535 8 месяцев назад +1

    I would love to play some commander with Arin. He seems like he'd be so much fun to sit at a table with and crack jokes

  • @Asageun
    @Asageun 8 месяцев назад +12

    Look, the gold takes care of itself, them shoes were a problem now and forever

  • @MawsYT
    @MawsYT 3 месяца назад

    Prof got unintentionally bullied this episode 😂

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 8 месяцев назад

    Whenever I choose to play removal on one of my opponents' boots/greaves, I tell them "I'm creasing your jays!"

  • @Aztegia
    @Aztegia 8 месяцев назад

    Feels like when we are all playing and there is one person in the group that is a actual judge, but you remember that time they made a ruling you did not enjoy and now.. "Now boots die!"

  • @d.a.d.-ohgosh
    @d.a.d.-ohgosh 8 месяцев назад

    Gosh. I must be pure evil then. I would've just said Cast Rec Sage targeting your boots. Same result but unashamed and callous lol.

  • @fedexv.3451
    @fedexv.3451 5 дней назад

    "Shallan and Kaladin meet for the first time"

  • @MrTakenurcookies
    @MrTakenurcookies 8 месяцев назад

    Ive done nothing this entire game! Really hits home

  • @RhysticTutor1
    @RhysticTutor1 8 месяцев назад +1

    Not the one two buckle my shoes!

  • @IngwazViking
    @IngwazViking 8 месяцев назад

    She makes a compelling argument "but its swiftfoot"😂

  • @xPhireLight
    @xPhireLight 6 месяцев назад

    Its just a pair of boots until those boots are on a value engine/combo piece and 3 people go "oh no!" But are unable to interact 😂

  • @soapbox187
    @soapbox187 8 месяцев назад

    The way she said "Swiftfoot" sounds like it has caused her a lot of misery in the ewrly game! 😅
    Love it!

  • @DUxMORTEM
    @DUxMORTEM 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is basically whybi hate playing casual. People play removal purely to play removal and not because something on the battlefield warrants it.

  • @eriksonsmyth2819
    @eriksonsmyth2819 6 месяцев назад

    I feel this pain on an emotional level. It's gotten to the point in my pod that I'll be targeted, even when I'm doing nothing.

  • @Fuzzyflame1
    @Fuzzyflame1 8 месяцев назад

    Im glad I'm not the only one who can only muster "But I haven't done anything this game!" As a defense lmao

  • @MrGingybread
    @MrGingybread 6 месяцев назад

    And as usual, Arin Hanson avoids any sort of conflict by deflecting.

  • @phantompop3192
    @phantompop3192 8 месяцев назад

    Poor Professor. He’s the wisest and therefore the best target every time.

  • @MadMageoftheMidwest
    @MadMageoftheMidwest 8 месяцев назад

    They always go for Prof first, because they fear the evil that lies behind that gentle smile, and know, that if they do not stop him now, the 7th seal breaks, and death shall follow.

  • @terrivel11
    @terrivel11 8 месяцев назад

    I have a buddy who when we play games with friends, our goal is not to win, but to makes sure the other one loses. We will sink the ship twice so long as they go down with us.
    Or, to quote TFS, “I will kill as many people as I have to, so long as you are one of them.”

  • @TheNewMaxico
    @TheNewMaxico 8 месяцев назад +8

    god knows i must simp

    • @anymoose
      @anymoose 8 месяцев назад +1

      Simpbros wgmi

  • @thomasdelange1888
    @thomasdelange1888 7 месяцев назад

    Is that the guy who GM'd Harmon quest?

  • @NiqueDubBleu
    @NiqueDubBleu 8 месяцев назад

    I've done nothing this entire game! Relatable.

  • @SeriousSamurai077
    @SeriousSamurai077 7 месяцев назад

    This is the exact reason I prefer Standard over Commander. There is this weird feeling of who do I attack and who am I going to make resent me? When its one on one, there isn't any trying to decide who to attack. But I guess I'm just an old gamer from a bygone era...

  • @SalamiSnake
    @SalamiSnake 8 месяцев назад +44

    The average commander player is terrible at threat assessment

    • @steveng6721
      @steveng6721 8 месяцев назад +8

      It's a format that actively encourages poor decision making

    • @magnusprime962
      @magnusprime962 8 месяцев назад +2

      Since when is Swiftfoot Boots not a legitimate threat to take out?

    • @SalamiSnake
      @SalamiSnake 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@magnusprime962 I'm not saying this in regards to the game in the video, but in general.
      However if I were to take what this clip shows (I have not watched the video of the full game) then it seems other players had much bigger boards, and therefore probably were bigger threats.
      Swiftfoot's effect is good, but in a vacuum it does nothing. It's only ever as good as the creature it is attached to. In this case, none.

    • @tylerjacobwilson
      @tylerjacobwilson 8 месяцев назад

      She should have blown up the loxodon hammer.

    • @MrPiotrV
      @MrPiotrV 8 месяцев назад

      @@SalamiSnake that is true but it might be part of a combo, plenty of combos use it

  • @Groucho_Marx01
    @Groucho_Marx01 8 месяцев назад +1

    Theres a warhammer in play and your worried about the boots?

  • @josephg279
    @josephg279 8 месяцев назад

    Spencer from harmonquest?

  • @AlexDuWaldt
    @AlexDuWaldt 7 месяцев назад

    Magic is violent. You either destroy, or you create....for the purpose of destroying later XD

  • @firedrake110
    @firedrake110 8 месяцев назад

    I'd be more concerned over that loxodon warhammer, personally

  • @MetalHev
    @MetalHev 8 месяцев назад

    Hey, it could've been worse, it could've been Thieving Skydiver

  • @crossroadschoices1077
    @crossroadschoices1077 8 месяцев назад

    I've been there. I've done petty payback for those kinds of play

  • @korybeaulieu-blanchette948
    @korybeaulieu-blanchette948 3 месяца назад

    This entire video had me on the ground laughing at points

  • @Hugo-qf1wb
    @Hugo-qf1wb 8 месяцев назад +10

    Kaladin and Shallan

    • @adriendoste6269
      @adriendoste6269 8 месяцев назад

      I see what you did there lol, nice one

  • @william7546
    @william7546 8 месяцев назад

    Boots are dangerous, smart move

  • @primallegends001
    @primallegends001 7 месяцев назад

    I love it when it's turn 5, and all you've done so far is play a land every turn and just now cast either a creature that can't survive getting breathed on or an equipment with no creatures using all that mana, and it gets blown up on enter or simply gets countered immediately.
    Then they act like: "I know you JUST played that, but...", and you are just sitting there asking: "Literally, why me? Johnny has a Primordial Hydra with 2 +1/+1 counters on it and a Simic Ascendancy and I spent ALL my mana on a fucking mana rock, and *I'm* the problem?!?!"

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie 6 месяцев назад

    This is always Deserved. Boots are evil. FREE THE FEET! No more Boots.

  • @thegamesninja3119
    @thegamesninja3119 8 месяцев назад

    Build into how reality works is the reality the Professor will always face negative karma from past games... and future games for giggles.

  • @KHJohan
    @KHJohan 3 месяца назад

    War is hell. A random citizen will be killed just for his boots.

  • @lukastrucka9447
    @lukastrucka9447 8 месяцев назад

    Should have started with...What are thoosse👀??!?!?🤣

  • @WestenCombs
    @WestenCombs 8 месяцев назад

    It's just swiftfoot boots. Not like it was lightning greaves

  • @veeclash4157
    @veeclash4157 8 месяцев назад

    that's pretty tame to be called "mean". I've seen Mindslaver played in Commander which is way worse.

  • @christophervelasquez2063
    @christophervelasquez2063 8 месяцев назад

    Professor is Arch-Villian of game befire the game even starts just for being the Professor! Let's be honest blowing up the other players gold would have been so funny.

  • @cosmicquazar88
    @cosmicquazar88 7 месяцев назад

    She really ran up on an old man and jacked his forces.

  • @Dracobyte
    @Dracobyte 8 месяцев назад

    This was a great match!!

  • @gremblorthesackgoblin7953
    @gremblorthesackgoblin7953 8 месяцев назад

    Really took the mans Jordans

  • @alexbiersner3350
    @alexbiersner3350 8 месяцев назад +1

    Always assess the threat.....right? Lol

  • @macadamian_ytbe
    @macadamian_ytbe 8 месяцев назад +1

    Literally me. Board is empty, i play solo ring with 7 Lands in hand. End step my brother pops the sol ring

  • @Shane16784
    @Shane16784 8 месяцев назад

    Maybe the Prof should just buy nicer boots?

  • @dyoxxzr66z59
    @dyoxxzr66z59 7 месяцев назад

    Loxdon warhammer would have been a better choice

  • @Rubberneck1965
    @Rubberneck1965 8 месяцев назад

    Oh! Well, hello there!

  • @pathkeepers
    @pathkeepers 8 месяцев назад +1

    Such drama for a nothing move

  • @evanrocha1327
    @evanrocha1327 8 месяцев назад

    I got my boots stolen one time not a fun time🙁😂

  • @omartoro9578
    @omartoro9578 8 месяцев назад

    Is it really mean in a game where the goal is to win even of it is a casual game to destroy an oppents anything? Find out next time on Tolarian Ball Z Community College!!!

  • @Loomy_sprites2
    @Loomy_sprites2 8 месяцев назад

    Just robbed him of his jays

  • @Llamabadger
    @Llamabadger 8 месяцев назад

    Bruh is that Spencer

  • @hggfhh4449
    @hggfhh4449 6 месяцев назад

    Egoraptor?

  • @Ryan_Dye-r
    @Ryan_Dye-r 2 месяца назад

    I ❤ Taalia

  • @MireVale
    @MireVale 8 месяцев назад

    I was saying booooooo-ts

  • @originals4614
    @originals4614 7 месяцев назад

    Hot girls are always mean. Even in Magic

  • @Disembow1280
    @Disembow1280 8 месяцев назад

    Anyone who has an aspiration to go into politics needs to be good at Commander

  • @thedogrunner
    @thedogrunner 7 месяцев назад

    This is why commander is not fun. You have to win the crowd to win the game.

  • @cskludt
    @cskludt 8 месяцев назад +1

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS! 😂😂😂

  • @the_average_canadian
    @the_average_canadian 8 месяцев назад

    "In the extremely rare case where every single player refuses to indulge your fun for a one-shot"
    This is my group. Nobody will play anything but D&D. I constantly sing the praises of other systems and suggest we try them. For my effort, they've reluctantly agreed to a one-shot of another system three times, spread across the seven years that the group has been together: two of Blades in the Dark, and one of Open Legend.
    My players' default response to other systems is "You're not running D&D? Okay, sounds fun, I'll be absent that week." Took an arm, a leg, a special occasion, and some light blackmail to get them to play those three sessions with other systems. It really sucks, because I'm a system goblin that loves collecting RPG rulebooks, but I'll never get to play most of them.

  • @savannahlion3081
    @savannahlion3081 8 месяцев назад +1

    BOEHHHHts 🤘🦁🤘

  • @inquisitivemind8061
    @inquisitivemind8061 8 месяцев назад

    Run dem shoes 😂

  • @normified
    @normified 8 месяцев назад +2

    justice for artifacts. we need a petition to make wotc stop producing more cards that have destroy target artifact triggers

    • @siradzki5905
      @siradzki5905 8 месяцев назад +1

      *giggles in Vandalblast*

    • @Waffletigercat
      @Waffletigercat 8 месяцев назад +3

      Then they also need to stop printing so danged many OP artifacts...

    • @normified
      @normified 8 месяцев назад

      no, artifact supremacy @@Waffletigercat

    • @Waffletigercat
      @Waffletigercat 8 месяцев назад

      @@normified Krosan Grip

  • @SIrcam769
    @SIrcam769 8 месяцев назад

    MELAFOOOOOO!!

  • @Jjdude101
    @Jjdude101 8 месяцев назад

    Haha I love it

  • @Moonwizard420
    @Moonwizard420 6 месяцев назад

    Pointless play on someone who's done nothing all game and is literally no threat? Sounds like a regular commander player.

  • @DESoul4021
    @DESoul4021 8 месяцев назад +1

    I would've flipped the table. If you have no good reason to remove my permanent, then leave it alone and let the game progress a little quicker. To blow up something as miniscule as a swiftfoot boots would have me concede in a heartbeat

  • @TheCreepyArchives
    @TheCreepyArchives 8 месяцев назад

    Would

  • @jesusbueno7638
    @jesusbueno7638 8 месяцев назад +2

    i think im in love !!

  • @Taylor_King
    @Taylor_King 8 месяцев назад

    Fucking ridiculous

  • @jakeencinas2389
    @jakeencinas2389 7 месяцев назад

    Wow a rare actually attractive woman playing mtg

    • @dijonvon4378
      @dijonvon4378 7 месяцев назад +1

      Getting paid to play MTG*

  • @ianoble
    @ianoble 8 месяцев назад +3

    Weird, she forgot her shirt.

  • @eclipse1201
    @eclipse1201 8 месяцев назад +2

    Wow I just love watching bad plays! Ever consider… not playing the card if there aren’t any good targets for it? 😂

    • @WarhawkTalon
      @WarhawkTalon 8 месяцев назад +6

      Boots is always a good target.

  • @bobross8585
    @bobross8585 8 месяцев назад

    Holy, she's cute af!

  • @craigstuckey319
    @craigstuckey319 8 месяцев назад

    Automaton! Girls don't play Magic!!!