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One of my favorite things about your reviews is your poker face while eating every meal. It's suspenseful not knowing what you're thinking or experiencing until you finish taking your last bite.
@@thedon2673 This guy's doesn't say or do anything to hint at him being a creep. You're clearly just picking on his qwerks/looks and basing that off of what you think is normal.
The suspense of finding out on which bite he will finally hit bun is fascinating. He made it on bite number three for all those that made a bet. The bite radius of a chipmunk.
I wonder if his dental problems are from eating so much soft processed foods? It's a huge problem all over the world with these new diets we never used to eat.
Fun story about Shake Shack fries. They openly admit that they're frozen and not handmade because they tried that and everyone hated them. So they just went back to the frozen stuff. I love Shake Shack. I have their cookbook and they're my favorite chain and my favorite burger. Glad to see you finally reviewing them.
@@tapiture3720 That might be the case. But so does Wendy s and Five Guys for a lower price. with a better taste. SO Ill take my happy ass on down there
Shake Shack is definitely a once a week, 'treat yourself' sort of meal. Really good, but probably not financially wise to get it more than once a week lol
@@alexanderspassov4759 I’d have to agree with you a couple years ago while at lolla I needed to get food so we stopped there and it was ridiculously expensive
You should definitely start traveling around and reviewing regional favorites that you don’t have access to in your locale, once stuff starts opening up completely
I had a bad day yesterday, depression sucks, but everytime I see one of your videos something happens. It's impossible to be sad and my day gets a little better. Thanks reviewbrah, you will change the world.
I’ve had shake shack about a dozen times and have yet to have anything that knocked my socks off. I remember when they first started gaining popularity in NYC and people waiting in line for an hour for a burger and I debated going into the city, because I live on Long Island and I decided to hold off and then they opened one up near me. There was a long line to get in and I waited with baited breath and finally got mine and tried it. Quite disappointed to be honest. Bobby’s Burger Palace absolutely blew them out of the water in my opinion. Too bad they all closed down by me. They were great.
I tried Shake Shack awhile back and I was disappointed. The burger was an average greasy "higher level" fast food burger. If anything, it tasted like it had too many Kraft Singles on it. The chocolate shake I got didn't taste like a *shake*, it just tasted like someone bought chocolate ice cream from the store and let it melt in a cup. All in all, not worth the price.
@أبو ليلى “fire” is a term used to describe the hot plasma and gases undergoing rapid oxidation. Slang is slang, people will use terms how they see fit and the language will evolve. Who died & made you the arbiter of English
Dude just wanted to say i always love your food reviews have been watching for a few years now, you always do good on them and your videos are enjoyable to me and give me insight on food Stay safe and much love and blessings 💜
@@RayanMADAO I do lol. I’ve traveled internationally with them and met hundreds of people from all walks of life. It’s a great company with great opportunities if you work hard.
what does traveling/changing the world have to do with overpriced burnt hamburgers and gross fries? i mean glad you had a good experience but sounds a bit embelished to me
I just get anxiety over his food being cold. I’m yelling in my head lol. My husband and son could care less if their food is a bit cold but I hate it. Love your reviews though!
I used to feel the same way, yelling at him to stop talking and take a bite. He would go on blabbing. There were times I would skip ahead and pretend he immediately started eating at the beginning of the video. I eventually became unstuck in time. My clock displays a meaningless number. I have no concept of the temperature of food being correlated with time. Life is better now, here at the institution.
You reminds me of sheldon cooper, its like im watching "fun with fast food" and im so so happy for that. You are so sweet, my heart melts everytime.............❤️
Hey reviewbrah, your videos rly rly are an escape for me i love to watch them and because i live in ireland all the food just looks so wonderful! Wish you all the best in the future dude you’re an inspiration honestly :)
Volunteer for the Try channel. They sent Irish people over here to the US to try American food.. Pretty good channel, great bunch of people, and a whole lot of fun!
in support of your taking the time for the thumbnail, i definitely watched the video partly because of the fries in the thumbnail. Keep up the good work Reviewbrah!
"If and when I have grandchildren, I will tell them that I saw Michael Jordan play basketball, Jacques Pépin make an omelet, and James Gandolfini act..." and TheReportOfTheWeek review food.
2:40 I really do love his personal brand of comedy. I remember actually laughing out loud when we said a nearby plane was being piloted by McRibs in his latest McRib review.
I have been a long time subscriber and keep coming back here after voyaging off to other channels for a bit , just to hear your review and it always cheers me up , thank you keep up reviewing new items , get out the house ;)
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big fan
U never had shake shack u gotta get out more.🥰
Youre smile always makes my day thanks
frozen freezer fries = no
big steak cut fries are the only worth buying
the four elements: Moon, Water, Hotdog and Log
Reviewbrah is the Avatar
One with all lol
With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
Its not a hotdog, it’s a beef patty ...
@@mrfritz2837 ding ding ding! Ladies and gentlemen we have a prolific sarcasm detector in the building!
the part where he described the burger logo as a half crescent moon, a wave of the ocean, a hot dog and a log had me dying
Lol and he said that with a straight face
The king of dry humour
me too lol
I LAUGHED SOOO HARD ONG
this man could read 74 dad jokes in a row without cracking a smile
I like the parts where he poses for the thumbnail. I dunno why, I just do.
agree, it's an art
Make a compilation of them!
It feels like he’s letting us in on a lil secret
No need to explain. We got ya
Least favorite personally, like why are you wasting our time? He could easily do it before or after the video but whatevs.
Review brah acts like a 1960s sports announcer, an 1800s priest, a 13 year old boy, a cult leader, and orson Welles son all at the same time
TROO TROO
You left out Golem
All I can think of is the "I drink your milkshake" scene and bearing the shyt of of him with a bowling pin.
@@jont2576 waht
Isn't he 23 years old
One of my favorite things about your reviews is your poker face while eating every meal. It's suspenseful not knowing what you're thinking or experiencing until you finish taking your last bite.
Your catch phrase for the last 3 years has been “for what it is”
he lied to us tho, he is gonna feed the rest of the hamburger to his dog that is how he stays so darn skinny
@@payableondeath9091 I never seen his dog but I bet it’s big and weighs more than him 😂
if it ain’t broke don’t fix it
"...so to speak..."
@@MicJackson58 It's a pretty big dog... for what it is (a cat that he dresses up in a suit)
That's one of the greenest lettuces I've seen in a fast food burger
fast casual
I donot like their fries
@@Arkae it’s Green Leaf, not Romaine.
@@payableondeath9091 Their cheese sauce makes all the difference.
Tomatoes look iffy and the lettuce is nothing special, overpriced imo
I love when you smile at the camera for the thumbnail. I reflexively smile back and it makes my day better.
Me too.... I don't even eat any of the food he reviews or care to haha I just watch because he's so nice
Absolutely 💯
@@Tati_6 let him hit.
?? Lmao he loooks like a creep
@@thedon2673 This guy's doesn't say or do anything to hint at him being a creep. You're clearly just picking on his qwerks/looks and basing that off of what you think is normal.
The suspense of finding out on which bite he will finally hit bun is fascinating. He made it on bite number three for all those that made a bet. The bite radius of a chipmunk.
😂😂
He has a problem with his teeth
@@Tati_6 what kind of strange parents does not take their kid to the dentist? He is too young too have years of dental problems.
I wonder if his dental problems are from eating so much soft processed foods? It's a huge problem all over the world with these new diets we never used to eat.
🤣🤣🤣
Fun story about Shake Shack fries. They openly admit that they're frozen and not handmade because they tried that and everyone hated them. So they just went back to the frozen stuff. I love Shake Shack. I have their cookbook and they're my favorite chain and my favorite burger. Glad to see you finally reviewing them.
ah yes, the OG Manhattan local shake shack lore
This kid is an old soul if there ever was one
kid? he’s like 23
@@FlippyisSlippy Almost there, he's 24 (born in 1997).
@@FlippyisSlippy damn I thought he still in high school
account made 2006 damn man
He’s very odd and weird
Even in a pandemic ReviewBrah still gets dressed everyday in a suit and tie. Always a professional.
plottwist he only has suits nothing else
Plottwist, he only has suits, nothing else.
sleeps in suits
Plot twist he is just a head control by a suit of rats
Bruh. I've gone from sweat pants to basketball shorts to sweat pants and now back into BB shorts. Only 2 seasons in texas
So that's an $18 meal? Sheesh.
I'll go to Culver's instead.
Sheeeeeeee!
Trust me it’s worth it
I can get serviced orally for that price
@@shlorp2643 haha it’s good but no, it’s not worth 18 dollars. There are plenty of mom and pop burger joints that are better, yet cheaper
For those wondering why it costs so much, Shake Shack locally sources their ingredients at every location. I used to work there, so I know this.
Yes, and they’ve consistently ranked at the very top of fast food chains for antibiotic-free and humanely sourced beef. You get what you pay for
@@tapiture3720 That might be the case. But so does Wendy s and Five Guys for a lower price. with a better taste. SO Ill take my happy ass on down there
@@breadfan9 wendy's doesn't even compare to shake shack tf
@@breadfan9 Wendy’s?? 😂
@@corbin9762 yes. It doesn't because Wendy's taste much better
Reviewbrah lowkey roasting the logo was probably one of the best parts in the video
Is the hype organic or is it fabricated by marketing suits?
Fabricated
I believe its organic, but i dont have it very often
Organic
You can definitely taste the difference
Reviewbrah that cresent moon, the wave, the hot dog, and the log represent a burger
Still waiting for him to review water from a blue-tinted glass
haha
I need to buy a blue-tinted glass.
*CHALICE
!!
@@f1ringfed lol
LOL!
I love this dude. Hes being his true self, not pretending to be someone else, I wish you happiness and success in anything and everything you do. 🙏
yes
Wow
A verified youtuber without likes
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Shake Shack is definitely a once a week, 'treat yourself' sort of meal. Really good, but probably not financially wise to get it more than once a week lol
For me it’s more like once a month lol
Its a never meal for me. Not good enough for the price. Maybe once a year if someone offers to pay
@@alexanderspassov4759 fair enough!
@@alexanderspassov4759 I’d have to agree with you a couple years ago while at lolla I needed to get food so we stopped there and it was ridiculously expensive
It’s a twice a month type of meal for me lmao
would really recommend the cheese sauce with the fries, really makes them a lot better IMO
agree, next time he needs the cheese sauce with the fries, it's so good
Only when you dine in or eat it right away otherwise not so much
Oaft sounds lethal bro
If you have to cover the fries in cheese for them to be good, they aren’t good fries. Crinkle fries suck. But their burgers are amazing.
@@whrdhego I don't like cheese on them in general
ReviewBrah: uploads the video
Everyone: my delight is immeasurable and my day is blessed
The hieroglyphic joke made me laugh more than I expected. Idk why but I love your sense of humor
It’s so understated and refined.
Thanks!
You should definitely start traveling around and reviewing regional favorites that you don’t have access to in your locale, once stuff starts opening up completely
i will always be fascinated by how he turns fast food into fine dining
I love how he nibbles on the burger like a baby rabbit
And yet he manages to eat so quickly and gracefully
I was like c'mon man gotta take a bigger bite than that!
😭😭😭😭
He has dental problems
@@harshilkashyap5762 ?
I had a bad day yesterday, depression sucks, but everytime I see one of your videos something happens. It's impossible to be sad and my day gets a little better. Thanks reviewbrah, you will change the world.
Hope u get better. Yes depression sucks
Legend. Depression sucks man
@@originalseed6744 The same for me! All in the same old boat ...
Ladies, find a man who smiles at you like how Reviewbrah smiles for his thumbnails.
*Find a man that knows how to go down on you*
This might be the only truly authentic person left in Western Civilization.
This guy has So Much Class!!!
For Florida yes lol 😂
Shake shack just opened up across the street from me so this review comes in just in time! There's no one else I'd trust with this.
This man brings pure joy to my life.
I’ve had shake shack about a dozen times and have yet to have anything that knocked my socks off. I remember when they first started gaining popularity in NYC and people waiting in line for an hour for a burger and I debated going into the city, because I live on Long Island and I decided to hold off and then they opened one up near me. There was a long line to get in and I waited with baited breath and finally got mine and tried it. Quite disappointed to be honest. Bobby’s Burger Palace absolutely blew them out of the water in my opinion. Too bad they all closed down by me. They were great.
I tried Shake Shack awhile back and I was disappointed. The burger was an average greasy "higher level" fast food burger. If anything, it tasted like it had too many Kraft Singles on it. The chocolate shake I got didn't taste like a *shake*, it just tasted like someone bought chocolate ice cream from the store and let it melt in a cup. All in all, not worth the price.
your reviews have always been so calming to me
thank you for doing what you do, john!
Looks fire
@أبو ليلى Gonna need a citation on that
@أبو ليلى that’s what people say u idiot
@أبو ليلى you’re an idiot
@أبو ليلى unfortunately I am 12 years old, so can you elaborate?
@أبو ليلى “fire” is a term used to describe the hot plasma and gases undergoing rapid oxidation. Slang is slang, people will use terms how they see fit and the language will evolve. Who died & made you the arbiter of English
I will say, I’ve had all of the “high end” burger joints and prefer shake shack over the other heavy hitters. That shack sauce is just too good!
Their chicken sandwich, cheese fries, and cookies and cream shake is really the best combo imo. Buttermilk ranch sauce in the chicken sandwich is 🙏
Sipping that shake like a $500 bottle of wine! Oh, we love you.
Yea and lets say it took him 15 mins to get it home and 15 mins after that he takes a sip. In the middle of summer no less.
I’ve always wondered if his food is cold by the time he gets it to his table
Probably just a little
If anyone has a sophisticated way of heating up food with sacrificing taste, it’s him.
I'm even more concerned with the milkshake... Melted milkshake ewwwwww
I’ve always wanted to know this!!
My friend theorizes the plate is heated
Ive never seen someone be so proper on RUclips before. thank you for bringing that into existence ReportOfTheWeek.
Every time he says food review its like a shot of heroin.
"Going in" is pure crack
😂😂
fOoOoOoOd ReViEeEeEw
Now that you've had all the best burgers you should make a tier list!
Instantly clicked on this video. I love Shake Shack.
The only thing better than shake shack is reviewbrah reviewing shake shack
@@itsme-qk2vb yessir
I’ve never had anything good from Shake Shack.
@@MichaelRei99 comments like these don’t need to be commented 😂
Reviewbrahs intros have evolved from soul staring emotionless professional food reviewer now he happy and professional good for you reviewbrah
Dude just wanted to say i always love your food reviews have been watching for a few years now, you always do good on them and your videos are enjoyable to me and give me insight on food
Stay safe and much love and blessings
💜
can we just take a minute to appreciate how this man gives his best for the thumbnail
I wait for him to say "I'll just take one more bite/couple more bites" everytime
I worked for Shake Shack for almost 6 years and traveled the world via the company to improve the business, so this one hit home.
Sounds like you have interesting stories to tell
@@RayanMADAO I do lol. I’ve traveled internationally with them and met hundreds of people from all walks of life. It’s a great company with great opportunities if you work hard.
@@waldorfsalad2307 yeah i’m not working hard for anything less than 15/hr. catch me doing the bare minimum
@@deanmoriarty6015 15/hr, go fishing and you'll earn $2k+ p/w or factory work and get paid $40 min p/h
what does traveling/changing the world have to do with overpriced burnt hamburgers and gross fries? i mean glad you had a good experience but sounds a bit embelished to me
This is the first video I’ve watched of his, and I’ve got to say… for some reason I REALLY warm to this guy. Seems so authentically himself.
Sadly, one day he will return back to his home planet in the gamma quadrant to be with his people. 😢
Is This comment supposed to be a hate or a joke?
Earth will indeed lose it's mightiest hero on that day. 😔
@@mohdfardeen1866 the sad reality 😭
@@mohdfardeen1866 it's not a hate comment.
He/she's referring to review brah as a higher being who will one day leave us lowly humans
too funny
I just get anxiety over his food being cold. I’m yelling in my head lol. My husband and son could care less if their food is a bit cold but I hate it. Love your reviews though!
Lol, I don’t mind eating my food cold, too, cold pizza, cold chicken, cold burger 🤷♂️ of course fries should be eaten right away.
its been a while since an in car review!
Hell yeah ,Who likes their food cold?,the heat radiating from the meal adds a lot to the food
I used to feel the same way, yelling at him to stop talking and take a bite. He would go on blabbing. There were times I would skip ahead and pretend he immediately started eating at the beginning of the video. I eventually became unstuck in time. My clock displays a meaningless number. I have no concept of the temperature of food being correlated with time. Life is better now, here at the institution.
I drive fast to get home so my wife has hot fries....cold limp ones are disappointing
Boost this man to trending!
He was trending before
Reviewbrah describing the picture on the bag cracked me up.
Classy setup brah! love to see you happy and healthy! much love!
You have the best style ever. Love the French cuffs. Right on little brother.
I have to limit my diet and live my fast food dream vicariously through you, Report Brah. Thank you.
Anyone else have to look again at the thumbnail because you just have to know what he ended up going with? Just me? OK. 😅
Yep lol
not just you. literally every time lmao
LOL SAME
yup, since he made such a big deal about i how could you not
I did the same
Y’all are we just gonna ignore the fact that he called an outline sketch of a burger a hieroglyphic 2:44
Sass
he always tryna make us think we're on one, but if you are you don't bat a lash
he was joking
He has a very subtle sense of humor, its great isnt it
Dry humor isn’t really for everyone
Y'all are we just gonna ignore the fact that Ismael doesn't understand what a joke is?
I feel that Shake Shack's burgers really shine when eaten right away
I inhale that shit. My favorite burger place personally
Personally i hate cold burgers, i usually eat at the in n out parking lot before the fries get cold n taste like cardboard.
yea you gotta bang em out asap they are pretty good. Still prefer in n out in terms of being half the cost.
I always try to imagine how cold the food he’s eating must be. With travel time and the long intros therein….
We used to get this in Dubai, so we always called it “Sheikh Shack”
You reminds me of sheldon cooper, its like im watching "fun with fast food" and im so so happy for that. You are so sweet, my heart melts everytime.............❤️
Hey reviewbrah, your videos rly rly are an escape for me i love to watch them and because i live in ireland all the food just looks so wonderful! Wish you all the best in the future dude you’re an inspiration honestly :)
Volunteer for the Try channel. They sent Irish people over here to the US to try American food.. Pretty good channel, great bunch of people, and a whole lot of fun!
Perfect lighting and symmetric background today.
My favorite part of these videos are the occasional times when he pretends to not understand the logos hahaha
An excellent review. Thanks John.
1 ketchup packet. These restaurant employees are HILARIOUS....
"And then I'll talk for 15 minutes anyways". And it's a 15 minutes video. Perfect. Also, talk away Reviewbrah. We're here for you not the food
You should totally do a blind fold challenge burger edition !!
what the fuck
The intro will never get old gotta love this channel 🔥🔥🔥💪🏾
Pretty funny (in a good way) seeing you get all these potential thumbnails images! Awesome!!
Shake shack cheesy fries with spring onions is the best.
Their milkshakes are decent too
I dream of those fries. The cheese is phenomenal.
The vest looks very dapper Reviewbrah!
I had a great sunny day and now it will be even better
in support of your taking the time for the thumbnail, i definitely watched the video partly because of the fries in the thumbnail.
Keep up the good work Reviewbrah!
"It's like in it's own little living quarters." 🙂
"If and when I have grandchildren, I will tell them that I saw Michael Jordan play basketball, Jacques Pépin make an omelet, and James Gandolfini act..." and TheReportOfTheWeek review food.
Shake shack is amazing, plus they pay their workers really good so they have a reason to make really good food.
The hype is real. Shake Shack is amazing. Pricey, but amazing.
2:40 I really do love his personal brand of comedy. I remember actually laughing out loud when we said a nearby plane was being piloted by McRibs in his latest McRib review.
“And I imagine this cup with these protrusions emanating from it is the fries” LMFAO😂
I really expected him to say “the shake” 😂
Dang, that was an $18 meal. Pretty pricy. My wife and I can each get a feast from T-Bell for about that much money. The burger does look good though.
Shack is pretty similar to five guys.
Too high quality and high price to compare the the big fast food chains
@@rossedwardmiller i would never say five guys is "high quality"
Idk I feel like Taco Bell has gotten so expensive lately, unless you order special meals or combos
You could also eat out of a dumpster for free!
@@vincevvn I suppose I could, but that would be unsafe and yucky.
The Lord is back to bless us with another review
who tf are u stealing my flow n shit
They are opening the FIRST ONE in my state in about 1 week I am BEYOND excited!!
Give them about two months to settle in and figure stuff out.
I have been a long time subscriber and keep coming back here after voyaging off to other channels for a bit , just to hear your review and it always cheers me up , thank you keep up reviewing new items , get out the house ;)
And so he returns to bedazzle us with his content🔥
This guy is the friendly version of Gordon Ramsey
That makes 0 sense at all. Gordon is a chef, reviewbrah is not. He is very friendly though, unlike Gordon
ReportofTheWeek: Peaceful Difficulty
Gordon Ramsay: Hardcore Difficulty
Except he only cooks frozen Dignornos 🍕
@@TheGero95 I mean in terms of talking about the quality of food
@@musaawad4277 the comparison is still not very relevant I'm sorry to say.
That burger looks like somebody sat on it
Love this combination of the collar and vest without the jacket on rewiewbrah 😍
Always love the reviews by Tilda Swindon 🙂
Hi John, hope you are having a good day.
This guy eats all the fast food he wants and never gains a pound. Lucky. Keep up the good work
He only ever eats when he's doing a video
His vampiric physiology cannot glean nutrients from human food.
You should try the cheese fries with crispy onions. The cheese sauce is the star of the fries.
🥳🥳🥳 so happy you approved of my favorite fast food chain
The thumbnail parts are my favorite please never leave them out 😍😍
Ah, this a great way to end my night.
I’m very thankful for reviewbrah
Sleep well while I begin my afternoon :P
Here for the wing collar.
I feel like I’m in the 1920’s
Also would love to see you review Bonchon (soy garlic wings) or anything similar in your area!
I watch him when I'm eating alone. So I feel like I have company to eat with
me too lol :)
@@tear20 AHHHHH twinsiees
@@veralyn7299 now i have to try this
That’s a good idea. I should try!