I had a guinea pig (Sir Fluffykins). He was a crafty little git who managed to escape while I was enjoying a fag. He ventured into the garden and stumbled upon a hidden guinea pig kingdom where he was instantly revered for his boldness and fluffiness. Quickly rising to power, Sir Fluffykins united the local guinea pigs and established a well-ordered society, complete with a miniature parliament. Back home, unaware of his new royal status, I launched a search, which led me to discover Sir Fluffykins, now the respected "Fluffy Overlord," wearing a tiny crown. We struck a deal: Sir Fluffykins would split his time between home for snacks and his kingdom for ruling. This arrangement brought peace and a touch of regal guinea pig flair to our lives, making Sir Fluffykins a legend in the neighbourhood.
@@Abbayabbadoo Please don't. You're setting off my PTSD. Nothing can get rid the memories of what Derek did to Fluffy...I'm still cleaning the stains off the ceiling to this day.
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I had a guinea pig (Sir Fluffykins). He was a crafty little git who managed to escape while I was enjoying a fag. He ventured into the garden and stumbled upon a hidden guinea pig kingdom where he was instantly revered for his boldness and fluffiness.
Quickly rising to power, Sir Fluffykins united the local guinea pigs and established a well-ordered society, complete with a miniature parliament. Back home, unaware of his new royal status, I launched a search, which led me to discover Sir Fluffykins, now the respected "Fluffy Overlord," wearing a tiny crown.
We struck a deal: Sir Fluffykins would split his time between home for snacks and his kingdom for ruling. This arrangement brought peace and a touch of regal guinea pig flair to our lives, making Sir Fluffykins a legend in the neighbourhood.
Sir fluffykins is an icon
@@Abbayabbadoo He's dead. But thanks for reminding me. He got overthrown by Derek the Destroyer, but that's a story for another day.
@@peeweestairmaster6566 💀 (fluffykins emoji)
@@Abbayabbadoo Please don't. You're setting off my PTSD. Nothing can get rid the memories of what Derek did to Fluffy...I'm still cleaning the stains off the ceiling to this day.
@@peeweestairmaster6566 I BEG YOUR FINEST MOST EXQUISITE POSSIBLE PARDON??