Detestable Distractions | ASMR | Yandere Erwin Smith x Listener

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @doctorwho3708
    @doctorwho3708 4 года назад +192

    "Why Eren?"
    "Cause I'm moronsexaul sir. Im attractive to idiots....... I have a problem."

  • @kymmcvicker6746
    @kymmcvicker6746 4 года назад +155

    Me: my crush is armin
    Erwin: oh eren

    • @Monoma175
      @Monoma175 3 года назад +9

      Ah yes I love him 😫😭 a little to much for my own good, too many characters I love with all my heart 😃

  • @baileybeee246
    @baileybeee246 4 года назад +126

    I'm not even joking that smack on the desk made my soul leave my body for a few seconds 💀💀

    • @Advisory-tm3kg
      @Advisory-tm3kg 3 года назад +9

      @Makaylee Hollomanummmmm.....*nosebleed*

    • @mindy-itsuki84
      @mindy-itsuki84 3 года назад +7

      It caught me off gard
      English is not my first language TwT

    • @Leo_139
      @Leo_139 3 года назад +7

      Okay but I thought he slapped me in the face

    • @vik5306
      @vik5306 3 года назад +4

      I was like, yooo holy shit, don't need to slap the table, oh my goodness 😂 I flinched soo hard omg

    • @hanges_crusty.eyepatch1603
      @hanges_crusty.eyepatch1603 3 года назад +6

      I physically jumped..

  • @katieee3339
    @katieee3339 4 года назад +229

    Erwin: I'm not attracted to eren
    Me : tHat's gAY
    Also me: wait, I'm a boy!!!!

    • @kitsuneguts2135
      @kitsuneguts2135 3 года назад +8

      erwin is in his 40s while eren is 19, that’s really weird to say

    • @avakrz
      @avakrz 3 года назад +11

      @@kitsuneguts2135 fr,
      (‼️season 3 spoilers ‼️)
      exactly, plus eren was still a minor when erwin died..

    • @hangezoe276
      @hangezoe276 3 года назад +2

      @@kitsuneguts2135 He’s 35 he died at 35 so his age is 35👀🥲🥲🥲🥲

    • @almamartin8304
      @almamartin8304 3 года назад +1

      Me: I I'm a girl (o´・_・)っ
      I love armin.

  • @sofiii5611
    @sofiii5611 4 года назад +90

    Don't get me wrong Erwin, I love you and all, but God damn.

  • @peewee6963
    @peewee6963 4 года назад +154

    *I'm not joking when I say I made the strangest nasal noise*

    • @Pete866
      @Pete866 4 года назад +6

      Kakyoin why are you here??

    • @jolynecujoh9158
      @jolynecujoh9158 3 года назад +4

      it aint WAP no more its RWP now..

    • @_jori.05
      @_jori.05 3 года назад +1

      @@jolynecujoh9158 o my gawd 😂😂

  • @Maddy.P.04
    @Maddy.P.04 4 года назад +53

    I hope we get another one! That ending made me jump, but now I need to see where this goes

  • @Tartaglialicious6969
    @Tartaglialicious6969 3 года назад +22

    Erwin: "What is the cadet's name?"
    "It's Bertholdt sir"
    Erwin: "Eren? Why Eren?"
    "That's not What I said-"
    I guess I'll go with it then :/

    • @cielphantomhive5875
      @cielphantomhive5875 3 года назад +4

      I would have said Reiner my sister would have said Annie my brother would have said zeke
      *WE GOT THE WHOLE GANG*
      WE GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD

  • @joemama4247
    @joemama4247 4 года назад +35

    Thank you for doing my request I never expected it to be this good! 😊🙏

  • @veeeter8402
    @veeeter8402 4 года назад +43

    could you make a part 2 of this? maybe listener gets caught with eren and erwin has to lecture them again.
    great audio nonetheless! i’ve been binging your videos and they’re all great (:

  • @Lioru92
    @Lioru92 4 года назад +71

    I see that Hange up next 👀
    And dang Erwin, chill man XD
    Lovely as always Insomniac

    • @katieee3339
      @katieee3339 4 года назад +3

      Kiri!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Lioru92
      @Lioru92 4 года назад +4

      @@katieee3339 Ah, I see you are an individual of good taste ;)

    • @Igottafartrealbad
      @Igottafartrealbad 4 года назад +4

      Sorry to be ride but Hanji*

    • @Lioru92
      @Lioru92 4 года назад +4

      @@Igottafartrealbad It is interchangeable depending on the translation, same as Miche/Mike. I'm hurting no one by choosing to use the other translation, which aligns with the games

    • @cityofromance
      @cityofromance 3 года назад +1

      @@Lioru92 you're hot

  • @jolynecujoh9158
    @jolynecujoh9158 3 года назад +18

    6:00 ``youre very unlikely to survive here`` lmfao bruhh chill man why u gotta do me like that

  • @Advisory-tm3kg
    @Advisory-tm3kg 3 года назад +12

    GOD I GOT SO SCARED WHEN HE SLAPED ON THE TABLE AHH

  • @MikaAyumi.
    @MikaAyumi. 2 года назад +5

    " Whats the cadets name"
    Me: Connie Springer
    "Eren...?"
    Me: NO CONNIE-

  • @twixter0
    @twixter0 3 года назад +28

    Erwin : I'll try to get them out of your schedule...
    Me, who's in Levi's squad : Its levi
    Erwin : Uhhhh

    • @daed09
      @daed09 2 года назад

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @breadbag9487
    @breadbag9487 4 года назад +29

    Hey levi.. you got some... nice ankles..

  • @gacha_avatea9262
    @gacha_avatea9262 2 года назад +5

    Erwin: the name of the cadet?
    Me: Eren Yeager
    Erwin: oh Eren?
    Me: how does he know?!

  • @just_a_simp_edits
    @just_a_simp_edits 3 года назад +10

    Erwin :*Trying to find solutions*
    Me: Sir that will be *very* difficult because it’s you.

  • @MAKAYLA_OG
    @MAKAYLA_OG 3 года назад +5

    OMG THE ENDING MADE ME JUMP

  • @minnalindgren8485
    @minnalindgren8485 4 года назад +26

    More Erwin please

  • @hanjizoe9506
    @hanjizoe9506 4 года назад +24

    Insomniac productions can we have a part 2 of this?

  • @ilovekaeya
    @ilovekaeya 3 года назад +4

    That smack made me flinch so bad lmao

  • @arminsdog2394
    @arminsdog2394 3 года назад +10

    damn bro if only you knew our "relationship" was illegal

  • @ghostlynthespook4628
    @ghostlynthespook4628 3 года назад +10

    That smack on the desk at the end make me jump and actually feel nervous. Yandere Erwin is terrifying! 😆

    • @StanTwice1995
      @StanTwice1995 3 года назад +1

      Fr 😩🤌

    • @Leo_139
      @Leo_139 3 года назад +1

      Okay I thought it was on my face

    • @hangezoe276
      @hangezoe276 3 года назад +1

      It was a slap to the face i JUST found that out😭💀✌️

  • @Noname-bb8zi
    @Noname-bb8zi 3 года назад +17

    11:43
    Erwin: *slams something on his desk* That is an order cadet.
    Me: y-yes c-c-commander.

    • @vanessaholiday8640
      @vanessaholiday8640 3 года назад +5

      That scared me even though I read this comment and was trying to prepare myself and I still had jumped 🥲👍

    • @Noname-bb8zi
      @Noname-bb8zi 3 года назад +2

      @@vanessaholiday8640 lol

  • @karaphantomhive1602
    @karaphantomhive1602 2 года назад +3

    I would disobey that order. And at the end I flinched.

  • @Monoma175
    @Monoma175 3 года назад +9

    That slam at the end fucking scared I was shaking 🧍‍♀️ ah yes trauma

  • @NozomiMurasaki
    @NozomiMurasaki 3 года назад +7

    I...actually have a crush on you commander... But, I love to see that yandere side of you akdkksjska

  • @sabrinaflower9491
    @sabrinaflower9491 4 года назад +32

    Oh my goodness, that was quite unexpected and scary, and also shocked and surprised, and I feel worried and a bit of pain, and felt a bit happy, but embarrassed, but now sad, and whimper afterwards too, and also I feel scared right now too, like during the video, I went to go see Commander Erwin Smith, and I heard Erwin Smith have gotten informed by Captain Levi Ackerman about me, and I bring my head down, and listen to Commander Erwin Smith words and asked me questions, which I felt embarrassed to answer it, but after he told me about like don't be embarrassed, and he won't say anything towards the others or anything, so after he asked me again and this time I answered the question that I was distracted by one of the cadets named Eren Jaeger, and after Erwin told me about it, and before I thanked him, and then before I was about to leave, I heard him asked me the personal question about what got me distracted by Eren's? And I answered his question once more, but right before he could dismissed me, he was going to remove Eren Jaeger off my schedule completely, and not allowed to speak to him until next expeditions, I felt shocked and surprised, and she. I was about to say something to the Commander Erwin Smith, i end up got slapped across my face, and nod my head, and said Yes Commander Erwin Smith, as I brought my head down and left the room, but then I let out a whimper and tears came down afterwards too, which now I realized that Commander Erwin Smith is a yandere mode now, but I like it so far, keep up the good work and hope you have a good morning/afternoon/evening too, and also I hope you have a good day too,
    Also thanks for recommending me the video, and I will actually missed Commander Erwin Smith, since I've seen from season 3 part 1 of the attack on Titan, but I also I like and love the other characters too. I'm sorry, if it's too much, please forgive me and hope we can still be friends too.

    • @hangezoe276
      @hangezoe276 3 года назад +1

      Wait We get slapped across the face?!?!!!! I thought he slammed his hand against the desk!!! :(😭

    • @sabrinaflower9491
      @sabrinaflower9491 3 года назад +1

      @@hangezoe276 yep, from the way it sounded, it is actually a slapped across the face, nope, from the way I watched and heard the sound of it, like about either multiple times or between either 2 or 3 times, it's definitely not slammed his hands on the desk, again it is slapped across the face though, sorry about that, since that is from what I heard through my headphones or earbuds or the other kind of earbuds but with a curve around the ears too as well.

    • @hangezoe276
      @hangezoe276 3 года назад +1

      @@sabrinaflower9491 oh crap!! He hit me now me and him gotta throw man's👹💀

    • @sabrinaflower9491
      @sabrinaflower9491 3 года назад +1

      @@hangezoe276 um well I mean everyone has their own opinions, but I am just hearing from what it sounded like to the asmr video, but sorry, I hope you can forgive me. 😞

  • @arminsdog2394
    @arminsdog2394 3 года назад +6

    bruh i had to scroll down far enough to find this

  • @cyrus_minev3169
    @cyrus_minev3169 3 года назад +6

    When your crush is actually mikasa:
    Fuck-

  • @ticcifafa4627
    @ticcifafa4627 2 года назад +3

    11:42⚠️ Attention ⚠️ to the headphones people it gets loud, I was shocked by this line🤣

  • @moonchild356
    @moonchild356 3 года назад +3

    That slam lowkey scared me😭✋

  • @LadyTamayosSimp
    @LadyTamayosSimp 3 года назад +6

    Erwin: What is the cadets name?
    Me: Eren xD (Saying it jokingly)
    Erwin: Eren?
    Me: 0_0

  • @Strawb4rri3s
    @Strawb4rri3s Год назад +2

    TF YOU MEAN ONE OF MY COMRADES IM TALKING ABOUT PTSD

  • @leviwaifu6564
    @leviwaifu6564 3 года назад +5

    I just don't want you to get hurt, ah erwin ^_^ thank you for this

  • @rei-chan_4262
    @rei-chan_4262 3 года назад +3

    Erwin: eren will be completely removed from your schedule.
    Me:
    YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE DON-

  • @jolynecujoh9158
    @jolynecujoh9158 3 года назад +7

    lmaoo imagine liking eren instead of erwin bruh cant relate

  • @amywolf
    @amywolf 2 года назад +2

    " Levi told me that your lacking effort you usually put forth "
    Me: ...Uhmm... Hi?

  • @emberjohnson6365
    @emberjohnson6365 3 года назад +3

    It's you actually sir. I'm in love with you 👀👀❤❤

  • @auraharmonie2177
    @auraharmonie2177 3 года назад +10

    Can you do more asmr about Erwin please I'm in love with him I don't really found a good asmr but your asmr it's the most great asmr about him so can you do more about him please? 😔🦊

  • @thatonestrangeweeb8167
    @thatonestrangeweeb8167 3 года назад +6

    I just looked it up and Erwin is supposedly in his 40's- I'm 14 owo

  • @banini-banini
    @banini-banini 2 года назад +1

    Did he fucking slap me LMAOOOO 😭😭

  • @melissamedinaquiles9396
    @melissamedinaquiles9396 4 года назад +5

    Amazing

  • @jolynecujoh9158
    @jolynecujoh9158 3 года назад +5

    IKR WHY EREN

  • @avakrz
    @avakrz 3 года назад +4

    yandere erwin!? 🤭🤙
    edit: WAIT THEY DONT EVEN HAVE PHONES SJSJJSJS anyway.. 👉👈

  • @sofiacollareco2448
    @sofiacollareco2448 4 года назад +9

    Pegué un salto del susto con el final xdxdxd

  • @emberjohnson6365
    @emberjohnson6365 3 года назад +3

    Yea I'm depressed Erwin. QmQ

  • @ange9896
    @ange9896 4 года назад +5

    Jajaj i broke your 199 ;)

  • @kathyleone423
    @kathyleone423 4 года назад +4

    no entendi si me hablaba erwin o una piba

  • @link-lx2qs
    @link-lx2qs 3 года назад +2

    Heheh u got one of my crushes right hahah the other one is caption and u commander so uh

  • @anastasia-ws9vi
    @anastasia-ws9vi 3 года назад +5

    M in love with armin, right? And don’t judge me, *kinda hate eren*
    So what the fuck 😩🤮😀

  • @theblackandfemaleversionof3234
    @theblackandfemaleversionof3234 3 года назад +2

    MAN these simps in this chat though