Every ISLANDER Lunchbox be like..

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  • @ShakTV
    @ShakTV  Год назад +396

    could you eat all of that? 🥞🥙🥗

    • @Kcw1279
      @Kcw1279 Год назад +5

      No lol :( 😝

    • @VOYJA
      @VOYJA Год назад +4

      yes

    • @croboyjr
      @croboyjr Год назад +4

      Probably not, I mean. Could you?

    • @MrSquid123
      @MrSquid123 Год назад +7

      New Zealand 🇳🇿

    • @R5FORTNITE
      @R5FORTNITE Год назад +3

      nope

  • @Frosty_RpT
    @Frosty_RpT Год назад +595

    As an islander, this is spot on with the amount of lunch we take. But. There's just one problem. You forgot the cornbeef, and We dont pack vegetables unless its taro, or cassava 😂😂😂
    Besides from that, spot on 👌

    • @IvyMay-qn2ys
      @IvyMay-qn2ys Год назад +12

      Hard out & the can of
      coconut cream
      With 4 kg of Taro

    • @catch2080
      @catch2080 Год назад +4

      Yeah I seen the salad and was like that is a bit culture inaccurate 😂

    • @LawsonBrown123
      @LawsonBrown123 Год назад +1

      Not in New Zealand

    • @user-ic5xq8oc9z
      @user-ic5xq8oc9z Год назад

      You must be the big triple chin looking ones, we dont eat that much, we work out pump that iron we dont eat that crap

    • @-justmyselft-
      @-justmyselft- Год назад +1

      YES EXACTLY THANK YOU
      But sometimes we bring lu

  • @Dug159
    @Dug159 Год назад +315

    When I was an apprentice, an islander tradesman I worked under would send me every smoko and lunch to the iga, to grab him a 2l solo, bbq chook and a ten pack of bread rolls. He’s devour the lot in one sitting and send me back for the same thing on he’s next break… I’ve never seen anything like it…

    • @Suave_Fotuaika
      @Suave_Fotuaika Год назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bpswank429
      @bpswank429 Год назад +1

      🧢

    • @shotgunsteve1
      @shotgunsteve1 Год назад +10

      Bachelors handbag can't beat it

    • @jimmythong-kg2ip
      @jimmythong-kg2ip 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​Used to buy weed off some kiwi blokes that had 3 boys they banned off ubereats for ordering too much food 😂😂😂

    • @neilshenstone7479
      @neilshenstone7479 10 месяцев назад

      Hahaha to accurate bro! 😂😂

  • @funsimulator7246
    @funsimulator7246 Год назад +153

    Islanders are always top blokes. One time I was working with one bloke called Villy and I didn't have any lunch. He noticed and said to me "aw bro, you can have half of my apple if you like?" 😂😂😂 he was sincere af too. Bless him

    • @HeardItOnTheX
      @HeardItOnTheX Год назад +22

      Haha I worked with a Maori bloke named Villy. Absolute legend.
      I'm a pretty heavy smoker, one day he noticed I wasn't going outside to smoke. Four hours into the shift, he comes and asked "aww, you ran out cuz? " then brought me 5 with a cappacino. Bloke had a big heart, absolute legend.

    • @funsimulator7246
      @funsimulator7246 Год назад +8

      @@HeardItOnTheX Haha nice. Top blokes

    • @Researchthejoos
      @Researchthejoos 9 месяцев назад +1

      Until they get a beer in to them then they are absolute menaces

    • @LabiaLicker
      @LabiaLicker 6 месяцев назад

      @@Researchthejoos *can be (just like anyone)

  • @peterthejasonsegelandscott6470
    @peterthejasonsegelandscott6470 Год назад +936

    You’ll be amazed what Islanders keep in their chilly bins!

  • @beelal6407
    @beelal6407 Год назад +133

    can confirm, my kiwi mate has a whole zingerbox + popcorn chicken as a "snack" before the gym whenever we train together. tbf he's like 6'7 140kg absolute unit

    • @jenkims1953
      @jenkims1953 Год назад +7

      bruh that's light i could do zingerbox + popcorn chicken + extra burger + twister wrap and still have room to go if i really felt like it Throw in a full inch pizza - deep dish, while we are at it after the pizza i would be pretty done for the day though lol but i could do all this. All though now days they way inflation is costing a meal like this would be pretty expensive probably like $70 dollars worth of food in this list.

    • @goz7569
      @goz7569 Год назад +18

      @@jenkims1953
      Bro you got worms.

    • @jenkims1953
      @jenkims1953 Год назад +1

      @@goz7569 nah

    • @animalscars3799
      @animalscars3799 Год назад +1

      can confirm im also 6’7 120kg… also pump a zinger stacker box as preworkout

    • @jenkims1953
      @jenkims1953 Год назад

      @@animalscars3799 light

  • @XxJudah1xX
    @XxJudah1xX Год назад +171

    Islanders be carrying a whole supermarket in their lunchbox

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +22

      they are the supermarket 😅

    • @nuttynuts3556
      @nuttynuts3556 Год назад +1

      ​@@ShakTVI don't know what to say. I just wanted to comment something to fit in😂

    • @XxJudah1xX
      @XxJudah1xX Год назад +1

      🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇳🇿

    • @nuttynuts3556
      @nuttynuts3556 Год назад +2

      Australia 🇦🇺

  • @ZelinkofHyrule
    @ZelinkofHyrule Год назад +78

    Islanders lunches hit different.

  • @RorysRamblings
    @RorysRamblings Год назад +181

    Reminds me of when i worked with a Maori Scaffolder once. He had a coke, Powerade, water and thermo flask, and an esky/chilli bin with pizza, fruit, sandwich, cold pasta and a muesli bar. Bro smashed it all

    • @RAKUMUSIC879
      @RAKUMUSIC879 Год назад +5

      Ye we be like that

    • @BeardedGuy_Tawhid
      @BeardedGuy_Tawhid 11 месяцев назад

      Epic

    • @moonknight4053
      @moonknight4053 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yea I needa up my game tbh brotha, do chilly bins actually work? Honestly have never used one before aye. I like my drinks cold tbh

    • @jimmythong-kg2ip
      @jimmythong-kg2ip 10 месяцев назад

      ​These islanders got OP level ups

    • @saulgoodman2071
      @saulgoodman2071 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@moonknight4053I use them all the time, they do work

  • @heremianikora9949
    @heremianikora9949 Год назад +21

    Worked as a laborer with a couple of Tongan dudes - they were awesome. In summer, on our lunch breaks, they'd whip down to the supermarket and buy a loaf of white bread and some ice cream and have ice cream sandwiches.

  • @jacktaylor7696
    @jacktaylor7696 Год назад +69

    Bahahaha!!! I remember the Aussies complaining coz the islanders picking fruit used to buy up all the woolies chooks 😂

  • @ricothericster
    @ricothericster Год назад +117

    This guy is so relatable, and the accent is just amazing! Great work mate!

    • @HypeRatt
      @HypeRatt Год назад

      sounds like korg lol.

  • @mattmccauley5493
    @mattmccauley5493 Год назад +33

    I'm Aussie and I would bring the whole BBQ Chook to work and my Boss would get the shits an tell me it's not Christmas lunch, it's smoko🤣💯🍗🐓

  • @mondop5270
    @mondop5270 Год назад +5

    Its more sorta giggle between each sentence that reminds me of the boys i worked with.... always bloidy happy... ya dont wanna see them unhappy😂

  • @MitchellFay-nv2ne
    @MitchellFay-nv2ne Год назад +210

    He never fails to amaze and entertain us !! 😂

  • @Jamison1888
    @Jamison1888 Год назад +43

    Had me dying that one got me too good actually crying with laughter. The part when he pulled the toaster and you just looked confused, defeated, and said why. Was perfect 😂😂

  • @tenfold9769
    @tenfold9769 Год назад +273

    Broooo as a Aboriginal Australian working with heaps of Maori or islander fullas this is accurate asf 😆😆😆

    • @mrlahey3084
      @mrlahey3084 Год назад +1

      no ur rude

    • @tenfold9769
      @tenfold9769 Год назад

      Some of my good mates they are nothing rude about it 🤣☠️⚰️this generation is soft man like go grow some more feelings or what not and stop being offended by stupid shit ☠️⚰️

    • @GoobHak
      @GoobHak Год назад +7

      Too deadly my bala

    • @adambooth600
      @adambooth600 Год назад +1

      ❤😂

    • @katerthedopekid
      @katerthedopekid Год назад

      Go back home to ya wife mate

  • @kimhornhem5399
    @kimhornhem5399 Год назад +46

    I remember the bro from Cook Islands never had KFC in his life. Bro came to work the next day with a bucket of fried chicken and a bowl of rice.

    • @RaahilAbhay
      @RaahilAbhay 11 месяцев назад +4

      😂 the rice though

    • @shuckmehoff3841
      @shuckmehoff3841 11 месяцев назад +1

      hahahaha i can picture this in my head

    • @Areola-Grande
      @Areola-Grande 9 месяцев назад

      KFC and rice. You can't beat it. Especially with wicked wings.

  • @ElMuzhighz
    @ElMuzhighz Год назад +31

    Absolutely spot on!! I used to work with a Māori boy big boy to and always full of beans and funny af and he would bring a full size esky that would take up a whole seat in the truck, and it was always fully loaded 😂😂

    • @BennjkSyd
      @BennjkSyd Год назад +2

      Working with one mãori means this skit is spot on. All mãori boys must do the same and this is spot on. Every mãori and island are the same. This is spot on cause I worked with one person of that culture

    • @ElMuzhighz
      @ElMuzhighz Год назад +8

      @@BennjkSyd lmfao 🤣 that was just one example from what I have lived and seen! I’m not going to right a fucking novel on all my experiences. I just chose one for an example, at the same place with the māori bloke where I worked on the goldcoast there would have been 5 or six of the boys there and all but one that was single would bring in an esky full of food each and every day and whole chickens to and offer out sandwiches and always make the day better and that was only one place I worked for a few months. I’ve been to countless Job sites, factories and have spent many many lunch hours with pretty much every race… I’m not saying that every single Māori is the same! No one is the same, the point of the (Joke/skit) was just putting it out there that they be sure to pack enough food for the day! I don’t know why you coming at me like that trying to belittle me or some shit bro!?? It’s fucking comedy 🎭 🤓😝🤣🤣🤪

    • @ElMuzhighz
      @ElMuzhighz Год назад +2

      @@BennjkSyd no disrespect at all to you personally bro!

    • @AztecNinja89
      @AztecNinja89 Год назад

      @@BennjkSyd bet you're fun at parties, wank.

    • @JLYT2024
      @JLYT2024 4 месяца назад

      ​@@BennjkSyd You realise this was never a diss, right? All disrespect, personally bc you give nobody else any. Looking like a complete d*ckhead​.

  • @williamelliott2018
    @williamelliott2018 Год назад +24

    Loving these islander skits, keep it up

  • @Mad_AL
    @Mad_AL Год назад +52

    My workmate is Samoan. He always brings cooked dinners for smoko and lunch. I reckon we gotta go have lunch with him sometime!

  • @benjaminmonga8800
    @benjaminmonga8800 Год назад +191

    I nearly fell of my chair, a vegemite sandwich was all I knew when I was a kid 😂

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +26

      best sandwiches fr

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick Год назад +10

      @@ShakTVbetter with chips in there too

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder Год назад +10

      when I was in hospital the food was so bad I ate vegemite sandwiches for 2 weeks straight for every meal 3+ times a day. Nothing else literally

    • @timhinchcliffe5372
      @timhinchcliffe5372 Год назад +1

      Vegemite and lettuce sanga for me.

  • @Splitzard
    @Splitzard Год назад +12

    Great work Shak, I love the islander skits

  • @mrdude69679
    @mrdude69679 Год назад +47

    When he pulled all that food out I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @bling2332
    @bling2332 Год назад +16

    My whole weekly shop in one lunch sitting. Bloody hell, this is too accurate :D

  • @horsing_it_all_night
    @horsing_it_all_night Год назад +55

    as an islander i can confirm we pack half of woolworths in our chilly bin for lunch every single day 😌

  • @nzkid2599
    @nzkid2599 Год назад +3

    You’ve nailed the Māori/islander accent. They ALL sound like that!

  • @GoombaSmasher
    @GoombaSmasher Год назад +10

    Love the expressions! Makes me think of Steven He. Would love to see a collab between you two!

    • @mwilkins1644
      @mwilkins1644 Год назад +2

      Hahaha glad I wasn't the only one 😂
      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @nicktubara
    @nicktubara 10 месяцев назад +1

    From 0:10 THAT........... is the longest sigh of relief ive heard, 😂 gotta wonder how they act when they take a crap.

  • @dcmastermindfirst9418
    @dcmastermindfirst9418 11 месяцев назад +3

    "A small snack for later"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ItsWorkingTogetherForMyGood
    @ItsWorkingTogetherForMyGood 11 месяцев назад +3

    Its the walk at the beginning and the deep exhale for me 😂 so accurate

  • @stellaaafidow6518
    @stellaaafidow6518 Год назад +9

    nailed the accent perfectly! you can tell he works with heaps of islanders🤣👌

    • @YallNotWhite_YourPINK
      @YallNotWhite_YourPINK Год назад +3

      Sounds more like a Maori accent tbh

    • @robinharris1837
      @robinharris1837 Год назад

      ​@@YallNotWhite_YourPINKControversial but technically maoris are considers islanders aswell

    • @alastairdow4400
      @alastairdow4400 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@robinharris1837Islanders are Polynesian Maoris are melanesian

  • @AshBurt
    @AshBurt Год назад +27

    Shak you never disappoint haha funny man you never run out of ideas your so creative with your characters your the man!

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +6

      appreciate it bro!

    • @AshBurt
      @AshBurt Год назад

      @ShakTV no worries, brother! Keep up the good work 👏
      If there is any chance of meeting you, I'd love your autograph, mate.

    • @bpswank429
      @bpswank429 Год назад

      @@AshBurt fine like between creative and just borderline racist . You can tell this guy was bullied by islanders 😂

  • @HazzCraft
    @HazzCraft Год назад +12

    One thing i always find hilarious working with kiwis is they nice as 90% of the time. And the other 10% they are just screaming at people like the own the place and everyone else is dumb 😂

    • @johnwicksdog4399
      @johnwicksdog4399 11 месяцев назад

      Trust me bro that 10% isn’t kaka, it’s all truth !

    • @oggaBugga
      @oggaBugga Месяц назад

      As a Kiwi, can confirm.

  • @hvk4985
    @hvk4985 Год назад +84

    I went to school with a bunch of huge islanders but funnily enough they never ate lunch, so I asked one of them about it and he said.. It's all good bro, you eat your peanut butter sandwich.. We will "punish the fridge" when we get home 😂

  • @z41n21
    @z41n21 Год назад +9

    BRO I could not stop laughing at the bogans reaction to the islanders meal

  • @GregsKitchen
    @GregsKitchen 11 месяцев назад +1

    lmao, that accent was spot on

  • @chall07_
    @chall07_ Год назад +8

    There’s definitely a giant feast in there 🤣🤣

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +3

      somewhere down the bottom

  • @VenomousShadowz
    @VenomousShadowz Месяц назад

    the giggles he makes explaining his lunch is killing me 🤣

  • @kiritahikiwi4403
    @kiritahikiwi4403 Год назад +9

    It's more Maori than Islander but accurate af

  • @earlgreywarm4973
    @earlgreywarm4973 Год назад +1

    that impression is fucking so good lmao. the laugh is spot on

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage Год назад +7

    No joke, every time I went to my Moari next door neighbour's house to talk to them about something they'd invite me in for something to eat. I'm a 6'3 240lbs Aussie, so they probably thought I was undernourished.

  • @roido6614
    @roido6614 Год назад +5

    This is Pure Gold. I remember going to school with a large as Container with Practically enough Samoan food to feed a whole village. During lunchtime, The Boys spotted me with my feed. Next thing I know, I'm sharing my food with the entire Poly Club...
    Peace!

  • @aidanpia5458
    @aidanpia5458 Год назад +8

    As a big maori myself this is 100% true, even ended up sharing with the boys sometimes too, had some of my meanest feeds on site

  • @halftarohalfkumara8164
    @halftarohalfkumara8164 10 месяцев назад +2

    You forgot the essential accessory that every islander has at work.
    A Bluetooth speaker for the island jams lol 😂

  • @stephenwilson7990
    @stephenwilson7990 Год назад +3

    You NAILED that islander impression 👍😂

  • @daniellarusso4558
    @daniellarusso4558 Год назад +1

    "you are a walking supermarket" LMAO

  • @purplelamington279
    @purplelamington279 Год назад +4

    I'm dead😂 I live in the islands and we bring taro, fish, coconut cream and rice for lunch but the portion size is enough for 3 people lol. Our lunch always takes up the whole table in the staff room lol

  • @kharnifex
    @kharnifex Год назад +3

    Haha, the Fijian boys bbq in the morning, fish, steak, sausage, bacon, egg, banana

  • @SweetAzUso
    @SweetAzUso Месяц назад +1

    As somebody who is samoan with lots of Polynesian friends I can confirm this is very true, especially the zinger box, chocolate mud cake from woolies and whole chicken from Woolworths 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jet121
    @jet121 Год назад +7

    An islander mate back in the day had a family funeral, they ordered something like 600 pieces of KFC for the feed after it.

    • @joshstanton267
      @joshstanton267 Год назад +4

      Lmao when your working away in a small town and you pop down to get KFC for lunch and they say "sorry bro, there's gonna be a wait, there's a tangi....." you might as well just go 😂

  • @SAW-j3i
    @SAW-j3i 4 дня назад +1

    They can fit literally anything in their chilly bins 😂

  • @Quantumspacecarpet
    @Quantumspacecarpet Год назад +4

    The whole roast chicken from Woolworths is so true as a Polynesian I can confirm

  • @CrispyChips007
    @CrispyChips007 Год назад +1

    bro's got the "maayet" down LMAO

  • @BoneBullet
    @BoneBullet Год назад +39

    I was working with a Samoan dude and while he didn't have as much variety in his lunch as that, he did have about 12 egg sandwiches and a 2.5litre Coke. Mind you he did give me a sandwich and he knocked back the rest

    • @user-ic5xq8oc9z
      @user-ic5xq8oc9z Год назад +2

      Why you exaggerating.

    • @BoneBullet
      @BoneBullet Год назад +5

      @@user-ic5xq8oc9z not even, it was a clear tupperware container stock full of egg sandwiches, and i didn't mention the 2nd bottle of sprite he also had.

    • @TheRoflstranger
      @TheRoflstranger Год назад +2

      @@user-ic5xq8oc9z One of my mates is a samoan and he'll toast an entire loaf of bread or scramble a whole carton of eggs for a snack, so I believe him.

  • @Alan.livingston
    @Alan.livingston Год назад +2

    Had a bunch of Kiwi lads here doing some scaffolding and after a hard morning of on point church choir singing one of the lads goes to the truck and comes back with a beaten up old microwave so they can heat up the lunch buffet. They were great lads and seemed to enjoy making the best of a hard days yakka.

  • @Kmc-r7t
    @Kmc-r7t Год назад +22

    'islanders don't eat to live but live to eat', a Cook islander said to me proudly on site once. All their individual chilly bins were family sized too.
    Their 12 inch sandwiches would have put a posh cafe or restaurant to shame.
    Good vid.

  • @-Princesse-
    @-Princesse- 10 месяцев назад +1

    I knew when he set that lunchbox down it was about to be some Mary Poppins trickery up in here 😂

  • @nathanruse5674
    @nathanruse5674 Год назад +4

    As a aussie scaffy you hit the nail on the head Boyz can eat 😂

  • @paulsmith2860
    @paulsmith2860 Год назад +2

    Good work Bro you really nailed the Aussie/ Larrakin Accent, they all sound like that. 😀

  • @stuffedgrubs
    @stuffedgrubs Год назад +2

    Bro's with their chilly buns and jandals be like fuck I forgot the sauce 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcantonio7466
    @marcantonio7466 3 месяца назад

    i was waiting for that part of the skit where the guy just finishes everything in a blink of an eye leaving the other guy speechless lol

  • @Dynasion
    @Dynasion Год назад +3

    Bro has unlimited food in his inventory, love the content as always

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +3

      you'd be sweet if you were stranded on an island with him

  • @geensjc
    @geensjc Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣 I can’t fault a damn thing. It was 100% spot on 😂

  • @AJPReactions
    @AJPReactions Год назад +3

    Wogs and Islanders are very similar both got big families and both love their foods

    • @BennjkSyd
      @BennjkSyd Год назад

      Yeh wogs and islanders cook meals for the next days and Aussies drink too much every night to do anything every night haha that’s why Aussies look 50 when they’re 24 😂

  • @uasetifitifi8809
    @uasetifitifi8809 Год назад

    The best character you do for sure😂😂😂😂 bro when I was driving trucks this was me😂😂😂

  • @Now668gaming
    @Now668gaming Год назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed the video you deserve 200 million subscribers

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +2

      thats alot of subs haha

    • @Now668gaming
      @Now668gaming Год назад +1

      @@ShakTV good aye mate

  • @benjamindelfs2718
    @benjamindelfs2718 Год назад +3

    Worked with a Samoan once and he had a portable fridge freezer in his Ute and a microwave, kettle, toaster and dry goods in a container. He needed a full hour just to cook and eat everything.

  • @avivabillington5514
    @avivabillington5514 Год назад +2

    😂 That reminds me of how hungry I feel if I haven't had a chance to sit down for lunch & need to catch up on "2 meals in 1 go" after

  • @LemonToasty
    @LemonToasty Год назад +7

    I'm a maori and today I brung to school a whole KFC bucket 5 brownies 2 apples, a jam and peanut butter sandwich a wrap, a Muslim bar and a burger, now for lunch, I had a cake, 2 bananas, 2 burgers, a ice block, a pie, wedges, coke, I was bored so I got another burger, a steak sandwich, and when I got home I had a snack which was, nutigrain and 2 chicken pieces

    • @methylphenidate69
      @methylphenidate69 Год назад +1

      Muslim bar? Is that what yall call kebabs over there?

    • @UncleTwoTimez
      @UncleTwoTimez Год назад +2

      ​@@methylphenidate69lmaooo Muslim Bar =muesli Bar but I like what you did with it

    • @LemonToasty
      @LemonToasty Год назад

      I call kebabs that!!!

  • @Ryan-hf9qz
    @Ryan-hf9qz Год назад +2

    That laugh of the samoan. Spot on 😂😂

  • @BamBamZ_Gaming
    @BamBamZ_Gaming Год назад +14

    Even as an Aussie born maori I approve 😂

  • @WillzGotSkillz
    @WillzGotSkillz Год назад +2

    Comedy Aussie Gold mate 😂 every video is jokes

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 Год назад +4

    Sure, I can eat a whole chicken parmi with salad and chips for dinner, but nowhere near this much 😂😂

  • @AvgTombehpas
    @AvgTombehpas 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Peter griffin laugh

  • @MurrayHerts
    @MurrayHerts Год назад +3

    lol as someone from England who has no knowledge, experience or reference points to anything said in this video, this is so accurate.

  • @keepingitlowlow9506
    @keepingitlowlow9506 Год назад +1

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂so true, not forgetting our corn beef, coconut cream, rukau, ika mata, Cook Island donuts, neck chops, ice cream container with last nights boil up, and then for lunch we have KFC Ultimate feast and Maccas dinner box, till we get home for dinner😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Leesshhggoooo.

  • @shannonb1990
    @shannonb1990 Год назад +11

    Chuuurrr, I'm half Maori half Aussie and this is spot on except like the celery and salad, some Maori's and islanders pack so much into their chilli bins(esky). I was a removalist till last year, I'd bring 2-3 sandwiches, choco protein bar, muesli bar, a carrot or 2 or a apple, some chicken rice and veg, 1.5L coke, 1 litre multivitamin water and a energy drink most days and normally ate it all by the end of a 8-10hour work day and I was around 90kg then at 5ft11. We can eat ay hahaha

  • @Kyle-bf7wk
    @Kyle-bf7wk Год назад +1

    The woolworths roast chickens are a lifesaver for last minute family dinners

  • @frankenweeny8785
    @frankenweeny8785 Год назад +20

    This is nothing, I've legit seen my Islander coworkers take up an entire table for a buffet consisting of:
    3 Family buckets of KFC
    A Big Smoke sized order worth of Maccas (I lost count how many burgers, fries and sodas they had)
    And three cheesecakes.
    It was for three sollies together 0-0

    • @gameover9390
      @gameover9390 Год назад

      Reminds me of the Family Guy Olivegarden cutaway gag

  • @Taxi4B
    @Taxi4B Год назад +1

    the giggle was so on point

  • @Gunnoandhennez
    @Gunnoandhennez Год назад +6

    Imagine an Islander at an all you can eat buffet

    • @ShakTV
      @ShakTV  Год назад +10

      the chef wont keep up

    • @ibarelyupload7648
      @ibarelyupload7648 Год назад +1

      bro just be finishing the entire thing in not even 3 minutes no problem

    • @lextai6470
      @lextai6470 Год назад +1

      You better have enough food in that buffet mate

  • @sirblaze3002
    @sirblaze3002 Год назад +3

    Before I watched the video I was like, " this stereotypical, racist, mofo, who the hell does he think he insulting my people with his self righteous judgements" boy was I wrong, the video had me in tears, melted all my Karenisms away, you are a legend bro, awesome content. lol

  • @Chuck_leclerc
    @Chuck_leclerc Год назад +1

    The uncle Toby’s muesli bars hit different

  • @OfDream8811
    @OfDream8811 Год назад

    “You are a walking supermarket mate”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yoel4849
    @yoel4849 Год назад

    I love the cute giggling...I do wonder how much they would have to spend on their groceries though :O

  • @tomp9855
    @tomp9855 Год назад +2

    Islanders are the most simplistic race that exists

  • @TxxnuTROTD
    @TxxnuTROTD 19 дней назад

    Fk had me in the first half of the lunchbox, then I seen the whole chicken and the kFC🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @aeromech8563
    @aeromech8563 Год назад

    Fkn gold as always bra....... laughing all the way to unlucky fried kitten 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @Fenikz30K
    @Fenikz30K Год назад

    😂😂😂 The accent and mannerisms on point uso 😂😂

  • @MrBamaga
    @MrBamaga Год назад

    Hahahahaahahaa this reminds of the brothers I work on rail with 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 Год назад +1

    This was so funny 😂 the laugh heheheh kills me every time

  • @fletcho909
    @fletcho909 10 месяцев назад +2

    Worked with a Samoan dude who bought himself a large Big Mac meal with two extra cheeseburgers one day. He opened one of the cheeseburgers, said a small prayer under his voice, and when he was about to take the first bite he stops, looks around at everyone else and says “aw sorry cuzzies, any of you uso’s want some first?’

  • @Classic626
    @Classic626 Год назад

    the roast chicken and the woolies salad were perfect🤣🤣

  • @spanc0
    @spanc0 Год назад +1

    Gotta whole chicken from Woolworths !!! 😂😂😂

  • @dani83red
    @dani83red Год назад

    😂😂😂 "I just go back home to my wife, she can cook"
    Lol so good

  • @DantheSafetyMan
    @DantheSafetyMan 8 месяцев назад

    Years ago when I was studying I worked for a company called Revitalife (Installing those fancy made in china, assembled in Australia beds for nursing homes).
    I used to work with 2 guys, one for the northbound run, one for the south run. The northbound guy was a Kiwi. This video and the warehouse one remind me of him so much!
    I'd be there struggling with an 80kg box up the stairs, meanwhile he just walks past carrying the mattress with one arm and helps me with the box and he had a merry poppins style lunchbox too.

  • @masonbartlett888
    @masonbartlett888 Год назад +1

    The laugh is on point 😂😂😂

  • @sioikaihau1103
    @sioikaihau1103 Год назад

    crack up mate hahaha you must have a lot of poly mates ur acting is on point hahaha

  • @jaypap95
    @jaypap95 Год назад +1

    Bro the accent when you said a whole cake is on point 😂