Ranking The HOTTEST Dudes In METAL 💀

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  • @dsfrk8361
    @dsfrk8361 Год назад +2116

    "varg vikernes, marriage material, he was a good boy, you know"
    fucking stabbed me in laughter 23 times, straight through my body

    • @azazel6728
      @azazel6728 Год назад +200

      I'm dead 💀💀💀
      but not as dead as Euronymous

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Год назад +47

      This killed me

    • @lucasmiguel4734
      @lucasmiguel4734 Год назад +64

      The slight laugh Bradley has in the end of that sentence implies that he knew exactly what he was doing, that was fucking hilarious

    • @HeathenDance
      @HeathenDance Год назад

      Laughters aside, I do believe Vikernes is a closet homossexual. I studied Law and Criminology, and stabbing someone 23 times reveals a typical passional crime. Even how terribly planned Euronymous' murder was. And Vikernes is far from being an imbecile. Criminal Science 101 would say that Vikernes had deeply emotional issues concerning Euronymous.

    • @dancegregorydance6933
      @dancegregorydance6933 Год назад +19

      You mean you “fell on glass”

  • @joshzickus8394
    @joshzickus8394 Год назад +2191

    Props to Bradley for leaving himself off the list. Such a handsome Chad would have screwed up the grading curve.

    • @basilkaramanis
      @basilkaramanis Год назад +33

      unus annus huh? a man of culture i see...

    • @Mowmauf
      @Mowmauf Год назад +20

      @@basilkaramanis one of the best cults I have been in

    • @joshzickus8394
      @joshzickus8394 Год назад

      @@basilkaramanis memento mori

    • @joshzickus8394
      @joshzickus8394 Год назад +10

      @@Mowmauf memento mori

    • @stefansmiljanic1697
      @stefansmiljanic1697 Год назад +3

      ​@Mowmauf that's the most cursed comment I saw on youtube

  • @timonsteup2877
    @timonsteup2877 Год назад +1018

    Early 90s Megadeth was just 4 gorgeous young men making some loud music while look hot af. It was glorious.

  • @draugsvoll01
    @draugsvoll01 Год назад +609

    Chuck Schuldiner is unquestionably the hottest man in metal, period. And it's not because I'm a necrophiliac or anything.

    • @MrAlexollie
      @MrAlexollie Год назад +65

      My opinion on Chuck Schuldiner is pretty much like Peter Steele, i understand why people find them attractive, they have attractive features. But something just doesn't click when i see them. Hair 10/10 though.

    • @RandomUser179
      @RandomUser179 Год назад +43

      @@MrAlexollie I think Peter Steele is the only one here to be in Playgirl magazine, as the goth girls were rubbing one out for him when he was at his peak. He had the neanderthal brow because he was like 6'7. Never a fan of their music, but I knew some goth chicks that sure were fans of him.

    • @saltedcod3533
      @saltedcod3533 Год назад +6

      @@MrAlexollieeter had bad teeth (his canines mostly), and that really screwed with his looks, but the man was hot af (no homo).
      Edit: typo.

    • @BoOsT697
      @BoOsT697 Год назад +3

      Ryo Kinoshita

    • @MetalKeith666
      @MetalKeith666 Год назад +2

      Helmuth of belphegor is

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel Год назад +907

    Ozzy Osbourne was absolutely BREATHTAKING when he was young and he has aged well in my opinion.

    • @D_McGeezacks
      @D_McGeezacks Год назад +64

      So was Vince Neil.
      However, he did not age well :(

    • @HemiSlant6828
      @HemiSlant6828 Год назад

      ​@@D_McGeezacks Vince Neil looked like a banana with part of the peel left on.

    • @riverpb5250
      @riverpb5250 Год назад +97

      maybe not metal, but for the sake of the list, axl rose is another one that was handsome young lad, but as he grew older................

    • @midnight.blue42
      @midnight.blue42 Год назад +13

      For me he definitely was above average in 70s but later not really.

    • @hanakoyamada4816
      @hanakoyamada4816 Год назад +19

      @@riverpb5250 axl looks like no neck ed

  • @vcorkleth
    @vcorkleth Год назад +602

    I do not recognize any hot list that leaves out Corpsegrinder.

    • @stay60feetawayfromme33
      @stay60feetawayfromme33 Год назад +88

      S Tier tree trunk neck is hawt 10/10

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Год назад +37

      It's just not complete without the tree trunk neck

    • @reginene
      @reginene Год назад +23

      Saw him today hes a cutiepie

    • @justarandomuser2588
      @justarandomuser2588 Год назад +9

      @@stay60feetawayfromme33 🤣 I almost died laughing man. I almost got some food stuck in my respiratory canal when I saw your comment🤣

    • @MetalKeith666
      @MetalKeith666 Год назад +2

      Corpsegrinder is the best daddy

  • @XenIsWhen
    @XenIsWhen Год назад +500

    The minute you ranked Varg as marriage material, I knew the rest of this video would be awesome. 😂

  • @darth-imperius
    @darth-imperius Год назад +647

    Metal tier lists are nothing without MegaDave's hair. 😎

  • @Moroi92
    @Moroi92 Год назад +249

    "weathered unhinged european wizard" has got to be my favourite quote ever

  • @c0ff1ntrap
    @c0ff1ntrap Год назад +392

    I am very upset about the fact that HE LEFT OUT KIRK HAMMETT

    • @ZiggyStardusty_
      @ZiggyStardusty_ Год назад +78

      LITERALLY KIRK IS SO HOT AND AGED SO WELL

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust Год назад +6

      He's fine

    • @yobrethren
      @yobrethren Год назад +24

      the 90s (LOAD) Kirk though😳😳😳 i'm weak, he's so hilarious as well, all the time

    • @Mcrapansel
      @Mcrapansel Год назад +13

      @@yobrethren love kirk but he was a poormans chris cornell in the 90s

    • @kjmusic99
      @kjmusic99 Год назад +1

      that's bc/Kirk Hammett's off the charts

  • @minombreesstevebarnes6450
    @minombreesstevebarnes6450 Год назад +118

    Chuck Schuldiner is marriage material of the highest quality.

    • @lidiaspazzard
      @lidiaspazzard Год назад

      If you say so, Steve.

    • @bogenhanf452
      @bogenhanf452 8 месяцев назад +10

      Absolutely this. He was all in all a magical human being. And I cannot believe he wouldn't have been mesmerizing in real life.

    • @adrianachavaje908
      @adrianachavaje908 3 месяца назад +9

      @@bogenhanf452met him in real life 30 years ago. Yes, he was absolutely breathtaking.

    • @TheSteinbitt
      @TheSteinbitt 2 месяца назад

      @@adrianachavaje908no homo though?

  • @ilikevideos4868
    @ilikevideos4868 Год назад +583

    Needs a part 2 definitely

    • @palmtr3352
      @palmtr3352 Год назад +14

      Ranking the hottest metal females 🤘

    • @SilkCutJaguarXJR-
      @SilkCutJaguarXJR- Год назад +21

      ​@@palmtr3352 all 4 of them

    • @jimthethirdprobably
      @jimthethirdprobably Год назад +4

      @@SilkCutJaguarXJR- hey there's at least 5

    • @steveleopard6761
      @steveleopard6761 Год назад +6

      Honestly, shame he left out Glenn Danzig

    • @shryggur
      @shryggur Год назад +8

      Better not forget Tim Henson, Lars Ulrich, Mike Dirks, Devin Townsend and Corpsegrinder's neck next time.
      Or, well, at least Till Lindemann

  • @AtomicMeatballGuitar
    @AtomicMeatballGuitar Год назад +255

    You should have put Hetfield in turn off the lights, but named the category "Hit the Lights"

  • @deborahd2640
    @deborahd2640 Год назад +172

    The “ir-repairable damage to my search history” qualifier is what got me.

    • @Intentionally_Inflammatory
      @Intentionally_Inflammatory Год назад

      Irreparable...?

    • @deborahd2640
      @deborahd2640 Год назад

      @@Intentionally_Inflammatory Ah yes, but wasn’t pointing out the dialect so much as it was funny and ironic on several other levels as well. 😌

  • @maxx42069
    @maxx42069 Год назад +95

    “felt a bit of toothpaste come up”
    bradley you’re not meant to be swallowing it 😭

  • @patrickstar506
    @patrickstar506 Год назад +89

    Peter Steele got this well deserved place 😌

    • @mc_sim
      @mc_sim 4 месяца назад +8

      the only reason why i clicked on this video. haha. honestly, peter should be just above all on his sole GOD tier.

    • @denabaird935
      @denabaird935 Месяц назад +2

      Yes there will never be such a beautiful man as Peter
      I'm obsessed with him and I know I'm not alone

  • @mrseaweed88
    @mrseaweed88 Год назад +288

    Ah yes, a follow up to the infamous rockstar hair tier list.
    Lets hope that the search history scarring was all worth it to put dave mustaine in marriage material😅😂

    • @EvelynSucksAtLife
      @EvelynSucksAtLife Год назад +1

      ​@@BradleyHallGuitar I also remember it! Herman's hair is so glorious

    • @predeterminedmeat5024
      @predeterminedmeat5024 Год назад +1

      Weezer moment, i repeat we have a certified Weezer moment

    • @mrseaweed88
      @mrseaweed88 Год назад

      ​@@predeterminedmeat5024 (insert buddy Holly meme here)

    • @Joe-fn3yl
      @Joe-fn3yl Год назад

      ​@@BradleyHallGuitar there's a couple of guys on this list I only know of because of that video haha

  • @kiWi-zv8vr
    @kiWi-zv8vr Год назад +204

    I would say that Jerry Cantrell is easily marriage material

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 Год назад +15

      That man is hawt as hell! 😍

    • @thepotatolord3052
      @thepotatolord3052 Год назад +2

      True

    • @midnight.blue42
      @midnight.blue42 Год назад +16

      how about Mike Starr? I think he was even more handsome than Jerry

    • @kiWi-zv8vr
      @kiWi-zv8vr Год назад +34

      @midnight.blue42 All of the members of AIC were really attractive before the substance abuse issues got bad

    • @midnight.blue42
      @midnight.blue42 Год назад

      @@kiWi-zv8vr yes

  • @Tomekkplk
    @Tomekkplk Год назад +46

    No homo. Prime Hetfield, Laiho, and Schuldiner are marriage material.

  • @pedrolantyer
    @pedrolantyer Год назад +431

    Putting Hetfield anywhere other than Marriage material is absolute madness

    • @sue_m
      @sue_m Год назад +24

      Agreed! 😠

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 Год назад +10

      He's definitely got the cash

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 Год назад +40

      ​@@deanstanley2125Strong divorce material

    • @choccymilk1394
      @choccymilk1394 Год назад +7

      @@aendra6495 he don’t deserve that lmao

    • @ryanwarner5006
      @ryanwarner5006 5 месяцев назад +1

      Generic.

  • @sexyjesus666
    @sexyjesus666 Год назад +51

    As a polish person, I love the fact that Nergal is considered a marriage material abroad, because in his own country, he's definitely not.

    • @owenscorp5680
      @owenscorp5680 5 месяцев назад +2

      Polska 🇵🇱 mentioned

  • @blackbot6702
    @blackbot6702 Год назад +131

    Okay, but where the hell is Till Lindemann?

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth Год назад +13

      Bradley doesn't want the Till hammer it seems.

    • @SnakeandBake1
      @SnakeandBake1 Год назад +3

      Was about to ask that myself

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust Год назад +7

      I know, he's hot

    • @smoothbutterlipsmuah
      @smoothbutterlipsmuah Год назад +12

      And richard kruspe

    • @FelixFatalis
      @FelixFatalis Год назад

      Or look up Alexander Kaschte (even though he's very unknown) from Samsas Traum. He's a quite a bite too.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Год назад +57

    Would marry Peter Steele and Alexi Laiho, but unfortunately they aren't with us anymore.. RIP 🖤

  • @trapazoidyay
    @trapazoidyay Год назад +143

    kirk hammet is not only the hottest metal dude but also aged the best

    • @MunkeeFWRrng
      @MunkeeFWRrng Год назад +25

      I mean facts though. If you dyed his hair black he’d look almost the exact same way he did in the 80s.

    • @gbet543ritv
      @gbet543ritv Год назад +10

      Check Nuno Bettencourt out

  • @benw4409
    @benw4409 Год назад +166

    Halford and Mercury aren't here because they'd break the scales.

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 Год назад +13

      I’m straight but I still say they were attractive dudes in their prime

    • @stay60feetawayfromme33
      @stay60feetawayfromme33 Год назад +3

      Halford is gross 🤮
      Freddie was cute tho 😂

    • @ilikevideos4868
      @ilikevideos4868 Год назад

      Halford looks like an egg with a beard

    • @mymanjoker
      @mymanjoker Год назад +8

      Not with that teeth mate

    • @ogelsmogel
      @ogelsmogel Год назад +5

      I wonder if those two ever hooked up? I mean, it wouldn't be completely impossible, right?

  • @sammieh2265
    @sammieh2265 Год назад +41

    How dare you call me out so thoroughly with that James Hetfield row😭

  • @LeBozoBlames
    @LeBozoBlames Год назад +83

    this needs part 2 because I think you forgot some of the hottest in their prime:
    1) Kirk Hammett
    2) Yngwie Malmsteen (not the fat Yng, but the prime young one, he looks like a beautiful vampire)
    3) Jason Newstedd
    4) Paul Gilbert (looks like Keanu Reeves on his prime)
    5) Ritchie Kotzen - i dont know if he's metal.

    • @MunkeeFWRrng
      @MunkeeFWRrng Год назад +16

      I will scream from the rooftops for Jason and Kirk both were 10/10 in their heyday and still are even now. They’ve aged with immense grace, extremely handsome men.

    • @LeBozoBlames
      @LeBozoBlames Год назад +10

      @@MunkeeFWRrng Yeah, Kirk and Jason looked great in theri prime.👍

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 5 месяцев назад

      I'd say put Spencer Charnas on the list but then that just wouldn't be fair to everyone else who'd have to go into the lowest category by default

    • @oasis808
      @oasis808 4 месяца назад

      ​@@MunkeeFWRrngabsolutely agree!

    • @malloryknox6802
      @malloryknox6802 2 месяца назад +1

      Agreed on Jason Newsted, he was a cutie in the 80s

  • @krisironcastle3178
    @krisironcastle3178 Год назад +56

    Steele is strong marriage material

  • @aakk4568
    @aakk4568 Год назад +92

    Wow you did Quorthon dirty, I cannot stand by quietly lol. There’s videos of him from back in the day and I think they firmly show he deserves his hot metal boy status. Oh and Dan Swano not being on this list should be a sin!

    • @angelievd
      @angelievd Год назад +8

      bruh Quorthon looked absolutely amazing, his jawline and i think he got better looking the older he got with his facial hair🤔🤔🤔

    • @eggypop09
      @eggypop09 Год назад

      He looked like fucking Legolas when he was young... jaw lines chiseled by the gods themselves. Wouldn't have had his silhouette as my profile pic if he wasn't a hot metal boy or whatever the fuck you called them. This is sacrilegious!

    • @malloryknox6802
      @malloryknox6802 5 месяцев назад

      He suffered twink death

    • @Schweinegulasch
      @Schweinegulasch 5 месяцев назад

      yeah he looked like a male model. Can't believe he put him in "lights off"

  • @theossy
    @theossy Год назад +93

    Richard Kruspe from Rammstein demands vindication for being not on this list!

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen Год назад +5

      Richard and Oliver

    • @lilyy21
      @lilyy21 Год назад +15

      And 90s Till 🥵

    • @malte.3917
      @malte.3917 Год назад +7

      @@Hair8Metal8Karen let’s be honest all band members are looking really good

    • @malloryknox6802
      @malloryknox6802 5 месяцев назад +6

      Christoph Schneider is the best looking guy in that band though

  • @lenkamoj
    @lenkamoj Год назад +14

    Chris Cornell circa 1991

  • @morgang365
    @morgang365 Год назад +19

    “he better out james in the marriage section”
    “daddy issues…”

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 Год назад +25

    Scandinavian Men Handsome, World In Shock

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi Год назад +1

      None as handsome as Mr. Petrucci though

    • @kjmusic99
      @kjmusic99 Год назад

      Lars Ulrich in his prime would've broke the scale

  • @hazzboytv6568
    @hazzboytv6568 Год назад +40

    Joey with mask is definitely smashable

  • @dragonlord8655
    @dragonlord8655 Год назад +69

    I think Till and/or Richard from Rammstein should be on that list, too. Lots of thirst over them.

  • @matiosmi137
    @matiosmi137 Год назад +104

    The omission of John Petrucci in the daddy issues category is glaring to say the least XD

    • @itsmini6175
      @itsmini6175 Год назад +13

      Or Jonathan Davis….

    • @deathbleu5741
      @deathbleu5741 Год назад +2

      Why? Cause he's the guitar daddy?

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust Год назад

      @@itsmini6175 He's hot lol no I don't have daddy issues

  • @cameronsingletary7404
    @cameronsingletary7404 Год назад +16

    First of all… Chuck is top tier in everything so I want a recount.

  • @EtiFredWA
    @EtiFredWA Год назад +98

    Corey Taylor, Matt tuck, Jamie Matthias, M Shadows, synyster Gates, Myles Kennedy, Tim Lambesis, Andy Biersack, Jonny Hawkins, Richard Z Kruspe, Matt heafy... Those are the ones i could think of you could do a part 2 with.

    • @abbiecole
      @abbiecole Год назад +21

      Ugh Andy Biersack and Synyster Gates are marriage material 100% 😭

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust Год назад +13

      @@abbiecole & m shadows holy sh**

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust Год назад +5

      Tim was hot till he hired a hit on his wife 👀

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 Год назад +8

      Absolutely no competition with andy biersack

    • @Childofbhaal
      @Childofbhaal Год назад +5

      I’m not a BVB fan but Andy would get my vote for sure. Dude is just handsome af

  • @CARNAGE25
    @CARNAGE25 Год назад +9

    Most heterosexual metal enjoyer:

  • @jaakkomaaniemi2136
    @jaakkomaaniemi2136 Год назад +52

    Come on, where's peak Ville Valo? He actually killed a few different looks.

    • @justbrilliant9560
      @justbrilliant9560 Год назад +2

      Yeah HIM were actually metal (like it or not), and he’s one of the most gorgeous men ever.

    • @kellymacdonald9618
      @kellymacdonald9618 6 месяцев назад

      Absolutely. '

  • @thewheelistaken
    @thewheelistaken Год назад +89

    Still waiting for the beard tier list

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi Год назад +4

      Petrucci’s gotta be up there in terms of beard

    • @less_than_zero05
      @less_than_zero05 Год назад +1

      Billy Gibbons needs his own category

    • @thewheelistaken
      @thewheelistaken Год назад +1

      I was wondering if Torben Ulrich should be considered too

    • @epale1873
      @epale1873 Год назад

      Yes!!!

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 Год назад +1

      Dimebag is on there for sure

  • @GavintheGuitarguy
    @GavintheGuitarguy Год назад +14

    Bro James Hetfield should have his own ranking above marriage material

    • @lonestar6709
      @lonestar6709 3 месяца назад

      James had half his face burnt off!
      I love the guy, but he's way down!

    • @inebri8ed
      @inebri8ed Месяц назад

      fucking true

  • @ash_e_
    @ash_e_ Год назад +25

    Sad at the fact that Kirk Hammett wasn't on the list, dude is gorgeously divine and aged damn well

  • @maxlikesdinos
    @maxlikesdinos Год назад +9

    “james hetfield up next”
    me: MARRIAGE! SMAS-
    “we’re gonna add a daddy issues row”
    me: oh…

  • @ResurrectionDreams
    @ResurrectionDreams Год назад +39

    Joe Duplantier and Chuck Schuldiner would be top tier/marriage material, along with Peter Steele (Type O), Bill Steer (Carcass), and Mark Jansen & Isaac Delahaye (Epica). Joey Jordison is kind of cute. Dave Mustaine and Varg are a no from me. Just my two cents.

  • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
    @eighteen-naked-cowboys Год назад +19

    chuck's arms when hes playing live 🥵🥵🥵

  • @sandracabral8062
    @sandracabral8062 Год назад +51

    If Mike Patton were on this list, he'd have his own tier above S🥵

  • @gabriela1097
    @gabriela1097 Год назад +9

    did chuck so dirty😭 he was hot in the 80s

    • @Katadesmoi
      @Katadesmoi Год назад +2

      Same with Quorthon lmao

    • @lt8400
      @lt8400 Год назад +3

      And the 90s

  • @Lola-ct5ir
    @Lola-ct5ir Год назад +13

    Honestly, it should have a greek god category with only Chuck Schuldiner and Peter Steele

  • @malinaaa13
    @malinaaa13 Год назад +87

    Thank you bradley! as a woman i’m so satisfied with todays video

  • @FernandaPereira-ow3jo
    @FernandaPereira-ow3jo Год назад +8

    Chuck Schuldiner 🤩😍
    James Hetfield (young) 🥵
    Joe Duplantier 🥵
    Mikael Åkerfeldt (that voice...❤️‍🔥)

  • @vtelopez492
    @vtelopez492 Год назад +16

    Finally some metal eye candeeeeeh!!
    ETA: you're killing me man. Chuck Shuldiner was GORGEOUS

  • @vuilnisbak
    @vuilnisbak Год назад +11

    the james hetfield one was a personal attack

    • @jenniewilson4286
      @jenniewilson4286 Год назад +3

      It sure felt like it, hetfield has always been gorgeous 😍

  • @ohmissbeliever2015
    @ohmissbeliever2015 Год назад +11

    Peter Steele in his 30s was the hotest man EVER

    • @denabaird935
      @denabaird935 Месяц назад

      Even in his 40s still the most beautiful soul ever. And the most handsome
      No one can come close

  • @jennycalabrano
    @jennycalabrano Год назад +17

    And where are Till Lindemann and Richard Z Kruspe????

  • @nhenghali1916
    @nhenghali1916 Год назад +11

    Alexi Laiho and Chuck Schuldiner were the prettiest Bois. R.I.P. you two pretty boys 😭

  • @RUST_1N_P34CE_
    @RUST_1N_P34CE_ Год назад +31

    10:54 that just straight up caught me way off guard and i started scream laughing

  • @theodor5780
    @theodor5780 Год назад +17

    Alexi and Daniel are average, but Bruce Bruce is handsome?!! WTF??!! 😂😂😂

  • @DBSG1976
    @DBSG1976 Год назад +34

    Kip Winger better be featured or I unsubscribe!

  • @bigturdgames9802
    @bigturdgames9802 9 месяцев назад +5

    Lars Ulrich aged horribly

  • @Dakiaty
    @Dakiaty Год назад +10

    Alexi and Joey were marriage material, RIP 😞

  • @sheldoncooper8199
    @sheldoncooper8199 Год назад +21

    The Ranking that Really Matters. Love the Categories he added.

  • @whenfatkillsfat803
    @whenfatkillsfat803 Год назад +23

    Axl Rose is not included but he’s gone south. He looks like Momma from Throw Momma from the Train.

  • @AMirrorForAFace
    @AMirrorForAFace Год назад +14

    Alexi deserved better 😞

  • @tylenoljunkie3231
    @tylenoljunkie3231 Год назад +7

    0:20 You saying "Hot Metal Boys" is now one of my new favorite things, thanks Marty. Always a treat.

  • @heylittleman8084
    @heylittleman8084 Год назад +4

    You need to make a part 2 you know. It is needed!

  • @gabrielnevesnascimento667
    @gabrielnevesnascimento667 Год назад +7

    James Het aged like wine. I wouldn't take age out of the list

  • @sallyis6084
    @sallyis6084 Год назад +5

    Now this, THIS is the quality content I've been looking for!

  • @angelievd
    @angelievd Год назад +4

    bruh did Quorthon so dirty, he was marriage material before he passed with his facial hair and jawline mate

    • @Katadesmoi
      @Katadesmoi Год назад +2

      Fr, he was handsome as hell, especially in the 80’s and 90’s. The crop top photoshoots are god tier

    • @angelievd
      @angelievd Год назад +1

      @@Katadesmoi agreed but i think the early 00s photos, myyy lord he looked absolutely amazing and the shift in his accent was amazing, also yes the 80s his jawline was perfect.. I LOVE THE PHOTOSHOOTS😅. but yess i love his last iconic photoshoot with his extremely long hair beard and bathory long sleeve

    • @Katadesmoi
      @Katadesmoi Год назад

      @@angelievd I personally prefer him without facial hair but he still was beautiful with it. However I have seen a photo where he looks kinda short haired since you can't see the back of his head (idk if he cut it but it was the photo of him with sound engineer Rex Gisslén)

    • @angelievd
      @angelievd Год назад

      @@Katadesmoi are u talking about the one in the studio back in 2001? lovely photo! how long u been into bathory for? i have for about two years but in those two years i absolutely cherish Quorthon.. and wearing Mr. Q’s merchandise in public today. hes definitely my number one … on the most handsome man of the two years in my life😄.

  • @r4m_safetycar1
    @r4m_safetycar1 8 месяцев назад +5

    Anyone else think that James Hetfield looks better older than he did when he was younger?

  • @0dn4mr4
    @0dn4mr4 Год назад +6

    Alexi Laiho in the years of "Are You Dead Yet" was hot af

  • @SunshineAndRainbowsNShit
    @SunshineAndRainbowsNShit Год назад +9

    I was honestly shocked when I found out that not everyone thinks black album-era James Hetfield is really hot. Do I have daddy issues?

    • @4md17
      @4md17 Год назад +1

      hetfield was hot in 88, 89 imo. in 90s he had that stupid bangs

    • @jenniewilson4286
      @jenniewilson4286 Год назад +2

      He has always been hot

  • @antoniaford5478
    @antoniaford5478 7 месяцев назад +5

    Have Steele, Menza, Laiho and Schuldiner form a band of pretty boys in heaven lol

  • @nescaudrummer
    @nescaudrummer Год назад +40

    I was hoping to see Akerfeldt in there, missing a lot of guys actually

  • @CatherineLee3000
    @CatherineLee3000 11 месяцев назад +15

    It really comes down to your taste in men/women. I think Chuck Schuldiner would be at the top of my list. Chuck is also an animal lover, like me, and I have heard many good things about Chuck (and watched multiple interviews with Chuck, and I can see exactly what everyone is talking about), which makes me like him even more. He is handsome, in my eyes, and his personality makes him even more handsome. Joe Duplantier is also at the top of my list (By the way, Mario Duplantier is Joe's brother. He is the drummer of Gojira, for those of you who may not know that). He is handsome, and like Chuck, I have heard a lot about him, too. I also like his personality. Joe seems so humble (from all the interviews that I have watched). I also have to say that I love Chuck and Joe's eyes. Someone's personality can make one more attractive. I think Dead is good-looking from Mayhem. He is also an interesting and odd guy. Dead has a good taste in music, of course! Plus, Dead's birthday is close to mine. His birthday is January 16th. My birthday is January 21st. I also think a young Jeff Loomis is good-looking! He grew up in Wisconsin, like me! Peter Steele from Type O- Negative is also handsome, but he is not the best looking guy out there. He is a cat-lover, like me. I think Nick Menza is good-looking. Varg is good-looking, but his personality makes him less-attractive, plus, all the stuff he did makes him less-attractive, too. Bruce is good-looking, but that hair did not do him good. Cliff Burton is good-looking. My grandma agrees with me on Cliff Burton being handsome. A younger Warrel Dane is good-looking. Anyways, this is my list of who I think is handsome (It is not really in any particular order, except for Chuck Schuldiner, who is at the top of my list - The rest of them are not in any particular order).

  • @johnjohn37371
    @johnjohn37371 Год назад +10

    When I was young, back in the eighties, my religious mamaw took my Cream magazine with Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil on the cover, saying I was too young to be looking at girlie magazines....

  • @anotherimpact8302
    @anotherimpact8302 Год назад +6

    Dude I'm a dude and I have to tell u that Chuck was one of the top 5 hottest men in metal,ask any metal girl

    • @lt8400
      @lt8400 Год назад

      Chuck was sexy. But he wasnt even the hottest guy in Death. Young Paul Masvidal....

  • @tubahuman6433
    @tubahuman6433 4 месяца назад +2

    Are we not counting Motley Crue as metal??? Nikki Sixx not being on this list is criminal.

  • @TheUltraGamer98
    @TheUltraGamer98 Год назад +7

    I know he is not metal but Eddie Veder from Pearl jam makes my heart melt. I would simp for him any day

  • @ela1820
    @ela1820 Год назад +5

    Peter Steele Marriage material 100%🫶

  • @waywardsuol
    @waywardsuol Год назад +1

    I can't believe how many hearty Viking belly shaking laughs this vid gave me lol!! Amazing!

  • @anesthesia1834
    @anesthesia1834 Год назад +6

    How Marty Friedman and Kirk Hammett weren't included, I will never know

  • @abdurrahmanzulfikry9202
    @abdurrahmanzulfikry9202 Год назад +17

    Awesome. Waiting for part 2 so maybe you can include Synyster Gates, early Metallica Lars Ulrich, Matt Heafy, Jason Newsted, and early DT John Petrucci

    • @4md17
      @4md17 Год назад +7

      yes, jason newsted!
      and phil anselmo was hot when he was young

  • @Lambretta_G
    @Lambretta_G Год назад +9

    judging men based on appearance, so funny! Cant wait for the women in metal version! Oh sorry I forgot... You cant judge women from their appearance in 2023, you will get cancelled.

    • @oasis808
      @oasis808 4 месяца назад +1

      It's not that deep dude lmao. An men judge women based on their appearance all the time.

  • @amortuus_
    @amortuus_ Год назад +10

    in my hormonal teenage years i noticed a few that no one ever mentions: mortuus from marduk, hoest from taake when he wasn't bald, bill steer, and pat o'brien from cannibal corpse when he was younger, that hair was majestical. i have a whole list tbh

  • @Busha69
    @Busha69 Год назад +17

    Once upon a time all the metal girlies (me included) were in love with Tuomas from Nightwish.
    But anyway, Satyricon are the best looking band;)

    • @Busha69
      @Busha69 Год назад +5

      I just thought of Apocalyptica...also very popular with the ladies.

  • @somemusicnerd637
    @somemusicnerd637 Год назад +5

    Watching the tier list template slowly descend into chaos killed me. 😂

  • @camzilla_does_music834
    @camzilla_does_music834 Год назад +13

    Even though they're not metal, Mike Starr form Alice in chains was on another level

  • @smartacus13
    @smartacus13 Год назад +30

    Some suggestions;
    The rev
    Tosin abasi
    Tim Henson
    CORPSEGRINDER
    Jack Black
    Anyone from Alice in Chains
    Perhaps a 'Fivehead' category for joey Jordison types....

    • @theverminator8048
      @theverminator8048 Год назад

      And Jesper Strömblad (When he was young)

    • @miksobrado
      @miksobrado Год назад +3

      Everyone in aic was stupidly waaay too hot to be f#ckin real

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust Год назад

      @@miksobrado right

    • @machine-shopbilly6584
      @machine-shopbilly6584 Год назад

      Tim Henson would not last in prison

    • @Odhil95
      @Odhil95 Год назад

      Tosin is actually a great pick. Dude even has great taste in fashion.

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 Год назад +1

    I love how you kept adding in new entire tier categories as you went along. Ha! :D

  • @thepotatolord3052
    @thepotatolord3052 Год назад +22

    A very informative video thank you Bradley for this scientific masterpiece

  • @roruso6854
    @roruso6854 Год назад +14

    how chuck and quorthon is so down

  • @Mcrapansel
    @Mcrapansel Год назад +3

    Chris Cornell and Mike Patton A++

  • @bubblyproduction9809
    @bubblyproduction9809 Год назад +1

    This was a blast of a handsome tier list you put together

  • @YouGotTheMelvin
    @YouGotTheMelvin Год назад +7

    Now this is the content I subscribed for. Ok and the guitar

  • @cassandra_damned_by_the_gods
    @cassandra_damned_by_the_gods Год назад +24

    Bruv.... you cannot listen to Love You to Death and not feel immediately compelled to walk into the woods to conjure Peter Steele from the grave. 💚🖤💚

  • @escandalo6506
    @escandalo6506 Год назад +2

    You should do a tierlist of the makeup/facepaintig of metal and rock icons

  • @lucaloureiro9428
    @lucaloureiro9428 Год назад

    The video I've been waiting to see!!!

  • @thoroughfaretonothingness623
    @thoroughfaretonothingness623 Год назад +7

    Quorthon was like the most handsome man to walk on face of the earth and he ranks bottom ;-;??

  • @shaharbar
    @shaharbar Год назад +8

    Some notable omissions, Steve Vai, Marty Friedman, Dave Ellefson, Kiki Lureiro, John Petrucci, Kip Winger, Reb Beach, Paul Gilbert, David Coverdale…

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth Год назад +2

      Kiki 😭😭😭 Pls edit your comment.

    • @shaharbar
      @shaharbar Год назад +1

      @@AcidifiedMammoth LOL, no way, that’s hilarious!