@@Mtc2g 1. The Bible 2. Moby Dick 3. Dracula 4. IT 5. The Art of War 6. The Iliad 7. The Odyssey 8. Twilight 9. Fifty Shades of Grey 10. Merriam-Webster dictionary.
Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊
Ive been watching consistently for a few years and never left a comment. This video struck me hard and genuinely made me rethink everything I've been working towards. I can feel the authenticity and passion here. Thank you, Hamza.
@@xstratosfearx re read my comment…. Because last time i checked eric andre is eric andre and should hire matan to be his own character we all like in a real channel and not youtube.
@@memeulousmidget6418 because the guest (red jacket guy) said that's the white people is not allowed to say the n word, maybe the joke is that he haved to answer yes lol
![Matan Even VS OF Girls [FULL STREAM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LwbTNZD8Seo/mqdefault.jpg)
Bro says "Oh shit the table's leaving" so casually as if that happens on a daily.
No that's a regular Tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday
@@LokiGloriousPurpose the table joins the conversation
@@jeff-with-a-g💀💀
@@LokiGloriousPurposeShe leaves you broken
I was going to say that
“Oh shit the tables leaving”. A common problem we have these days
This is nothing, I heard a story that back in like 1977 a bunch of furniture somewhere was turning into monsters and attacking their owners
yeah ok bro this is supposed to be a joke?@@JazzyPantsINC
@@Zephyr_1x yes, it’s a reference to the episode of the Muppet Show episode with Vincent Price
@@JazzyPantsINC damn bro i am dying of laughter 😐
@@Anothermedicmain😂😂😂😂
"The table is leaving" is a sentence i have never heard before until today
😂😂
Same lol
That’s because people leave the table not the table leaving itself. Table only wants to have racist convos. I agree
@@blazingnoscopes548dawg give me your plug’s number I want whatever ur smoking 🤣
2days later and I hadn’t heard it till now.
That white table said, "You ain't about to get me involved in whatever is about to be said next" 😂😂
Nah it disagreed because, how could you say no to the N-word pass like that?
Is this young sean strickland
Nah the table believes in free speech for all skin colors and left on principle
White*
You know the convo is bad when the fucking table has had enough
😂😂
Table:nah I ain't taking this shit no mo
@@itsvenage tabel:ima eat first brb
You know your racist
@@majorcolonel1261 I do not know my racist.
"Oh shit the table's leaving"
Thats some family guy type shid
eric andre typa shit
Fr!!
More Eric Andre
💀💀
Peter the tables here
"Oh shit the table's leaving." That table has had enough of our nonsense.
WHO ARE YOUUUUUU
@@TKEDEADLYdude its just our average commentators of youtube shorts
@@TKEDEADLYit's a bot obviously
I see it comment on almost every video I've watched today
@@JRNYSPMEDIA yeah it’s basically a bot I’m just soo annoyed that people can get subs from putting a bot to type a comments and they get subs like wtf
"This is too controversial, I'm out."
I can just imagine this in a voice from shark tank and it's perfect
Nah I think he wanted him to say yes
It’s went to take a smoke break.
@@galaxyniggalmao
I think it was a black dude under it xD he went to get his glock
"Oh shit the table's leaving."
He was in so many places that this turned into something usual.
You literally just rewrote the top comment from 5 months ago
Stolen comment. Get a life
Uh guys, that comment wasnt even the top comment 9 days ago when i wrote that.
@@Owl-503 like we believe u
@@eshaalkhalid4778I do
“Oh, sht, the table’s leaving.”
HOW CASUAL CAN YOU BE ABOUT THAT?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
About
@@boonie609 Thanks.
The table bout to find the giants before B O I
Name 10 books
@@Mtc2g 1. The Bible
2. Moby Dick
3. Dracula
4. IT
5. The Art of War
6. The Iliad
7. The Odyssey
8. Twilight
9. Fifty Shades of Grey
10. Merriam-Webster dictionary.
matan was trying so hard to hold in his laugh 😂😂😂😂
"Oh shit the table is leaving"
- Dumbledore said calmly
U stole the comment from my mind 😢
@@sohaib_tshut.
Capahahha
Dumbledore* also this is overused
@@JayVP9 i knew i was missing something 😅 (tnk u btw)
“Dreams have meanings”.
My dreams:
The thing you rely on to hold all your shit is about to walk out on you because you mentioned white people being able to say the n-word
Stole that shit like nobody’s bizniz
@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 No need to start a fight on the internet, hope you have a great day
@@SongSong415 I just wanted you to know that you ain’t slick. It’s not even a fight yet🤨📸
@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226fr bro is Alr complaining ain’t nun happen yet 🧌
Bet that table can name at least 11 books
He didn’t know he would be sitting at tables that were illiterate and didn’t know how to read…
That clip was so funny
Including a song of ice and fire
☠️☠️🙏🙏
@@Randomhandle12374 you mean the game of thrones book ofc 🤣🤣🤣
Table was smart enough to dodge that Delusional kid
Why do u wanna say it so bad?
@@Promislandzionwhy are you gay?
@@PromislandzionWhy not
Bro the table got offended 😭😭😭😭
Naw he's just done with the bullshit man
Lmao
Bro, just imagine if you're taking to yourself and one of the furniture just randomly walks out 😭😭😭😭
Nah it's more like he didn't know 10 table brand
Fr
“Oh shit the tables leaving” is something I’d never thought I’d hear lmao
Clearly, you’ve never been a server lol
@@lisagow1482I liked the comment….but after reading yours,you make a great point😂😂😂😂
I'm just here laughing my ass off😂
Dude definitely gets inspiration from Eric Andre…
Exactly what this reminded me of
Literally just commented that 💀💀
And I love it
yeah with the difference that this is the unfunny version
i never found eric funny either.
@@gazzaprod
“oh shit the tables leaving” HAD ME DYING 💀💀💀
Bro almost broke character 😂😂😂
What the f*** are you saying bro this guy doesn't have a character
@@Tanyaboy57 why u so mad ?
@@Tanyaboy57Thank you for confirming your age range
That's impossible 🚮
@@Im_JAYDEN I am not mad bro that's who I am
(OH SHIT THE TABLE IS LEAVING)got me dying
Ephesians 6:10-18 says,
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊
Same
🐶
🏃🏽♂️🤣😊
😭😭 baked asf seeing ts
The table was worried that it would get asked to name 10 books 😂
💀
Nēæm then bùks
stolen
Why did he comment the previous comment😂
@@Tr1xlHcf Where + stfu with that ass minecraft pfp
I don’t get payed for this!” ahh Table 💀🙏🏾‼️🗣️
''i havent moved for years''ahh table🔥💯💀🙏🙏‼️
@@RandomKidFromUrBasement 1800s ahh table 🥷🏿🍗‼️☠️
Paid*
@@ParadoxX-lt1vu same thing
Bro thinks this is tiktok
Ive been watching consistently for a few years and never left a comment. This video struck me hard and genuinely made me rethink everything I've been working towards. I can feel the authenticity and passion here. Thank you, Hamza.
“Oh shit the table’s leaving” he said so casually
yo what are you doing here?
only one reply on a comment by someone verified damn I thought I would never see it with my own eyes
t
“Oh shit the table’s leaving”
Dumbledore said calmly
"Oh sh1t the tables leaving" was the best sentence this year 😂
Edit: Thanks so much for the likes!
I can confirm this in 2024 so far as well
Nice take on this one, I agree with your statement and thus believe that you are worthy of a like.@@tyyt2146
The year just started
@@datrophyhunterrr true
@@datrophyhunterrrthat was yesterday
That's literally an Eric Andre bit.
My thoughts exactly and I can't believe it took as long as I did to find this comment...
Literally I was about to say something if nobody else did
@issacneutron8082 same thing I was thinking!
I’m saying
Yeah seriously I can’t believe no one else is saying this
This is the most fever dream ever
Even Kratos was silent seeing that
*table walks away*
Kratos: *hmmph*
Surprised he didn't say "boy, go get that table"
@@novelkars844 lol "Atreus get the table, now boy"
Was that fucking Kratos😂
LMAOooo
“That’s it , I’ve had enough with this tomfoolery!” Ahh table 💀🙏😭
😭😭😭😭
I don't tolerate this delinquency!
you rambunctious individuals
Words a word
Are you from Miami?
“Oh shit the tables leaving”
Bro was so chill 💀💀💀😭😭😭
My table always does that bruh….
The table in a white cloth was like, "nope i cant be here for this one" 😂
Bro casually chilling with Atreus 😂😅
Glad to know i wasnt the only one who noticed
He’s also from the movie mid 90s 😭 that’s my mf boy
I thought I was the only one to notice sunny suljic
I love sunny suljic
Neverending stoooorryyyy
Kratos : "boy, name 10 books"
😂
her?? @_oxxon_
Wait it was atreus voice actor?
@@Mustang_Rider86 yea
Jerry, Jeff, Jerome, Jack, Jim, Josh, John, Justin, Joey, and buford. Simple try harder
I don’t normally laugh at random humour on podcasts but, „oh shit the table is leaving!?” Is fucking amazing.
Dude this is the best podcast clip I’ve ever seen
That gave off so much Eric Andre feel xD
Why’s there someone under a child’s table, a bit suuuus, was he getting nosh on a pod, is he even an adult, what is going on 🤦♂️
@@DCLN433it was probably just his buddy, the sus one here is you for throwing that into an otherwise innocent conversation
@@huntergann938 if you go under tables on your friends then fair enough buddy, it’s all you have to say
Yeah the way he casually mentioned the table leaving had the energy of "oh jeez, not again" 😂
The table was lucky enough not naming 10 books
Fr
LMAO REAL
That’s just vile 😂
It saw that coming and it escaped 😅😅
I dont get it.
Eric Andre type shi 🤣😭
That's what I was thinking!!
Same!
Yup 😂
Copied the whole format
Atreus randomly seeing magic on a table:
lol
Or under the table ;)
😭😭@@thesplif7479
"OHSHITTHETABLEISLEAVING" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The table wasn't ready to name 10 books
Lol
😂😂hard.
😂
XD
Hahaha 😂😂
the natural way he says "oh shit the table's leaving" gets me 😂😂
Some eric andre shit lol
Yea but a lame attempt at it
He wishes
Eric Andre at home
@@DialogDontArgueeveryone starts somewhere
And Eric Andre just bit Tom Green Lives style, nothing wrong with being inspired by another comedian/entertainer
He was holding in the laughter with that lip pucker 😂😂😂
“Oh shit the tables leaving” Dumbledore said, calmly
except he actually did 😅
It should be "Dumbledore said, aggressively"
He was actually calm though?
@@rigurethis kid don't know how to actually use the meme lol
Bruh
Screaming was invented in 1760
Mfs in 1759:
underated ass comment 😂😂
Wait to hear about the gravity
💀💀
XD actually funny
Yea because who the fuck actually screams?
"oh sh#t the tables leaving"
He said it so calmly 😂
but is so funny
#😂😂😂💨🏳️🌈
#t
#t
#t
The table just casually leaves and walked out of the frame with no context got me
This has Eric Andre Show vibe, and I'm loving it 😂
No shit EXACTLY what I was thinking.
That's life man
💯🤌🏼
You mean because it’s exactly what Eric Andre did?
It’s a straight up rip off
Nah Atreus be like “Father that table scared the shi… nevermind”
That's a nice reference, good one
Thx
Boy read this **points at a Norse ruin*
Boy lets stop warming up**Kratos after killing all gods*
Did y’all play god of war 4 and 5
I think the table couldn’t name 10 books 💀
Should be the top comment😂
10 buuks😂
Bruh 😂😂😅
bros trial version of table completed
Uhhhhh Game of Thrones
One of the best podcast moments ever tbh 😂😂
Table really said “times up that’s all I’m giving you” then went to see his family💀💀💀
☠️☠️☠️😭
☠️
Bro job has done💀
That Table has a family and a job
ur the most unfunniest person I have ever seen
“Oh shit the table’s leaving”
Bro said it like it’s a everyday thing💀💀💀
Ahh, classic table.
My table is so stubborn.
Word for word
@@ricobico1872fuckin syllable for syllable 😭
Monica Lewinsky was under the table
"LANGUAGE, BOY!"
Kratos sais calmly, after.
Edit: Happy New year everybody!!!
😂😂👌😂😂
Dude I didn’t even realize that🤣
"sais"
*says*
Lets say "sais" for now on
the desk fucked up and said my shift was over 😂😂😂
Atreus doing side quests 😂😂
Exactly what I thought brotha
BOY *kratos said calmy*
Matan a missing giant?!??
Boy!!
This is what he doing post Ragnarok
Loki being tricked made my day
It is BOYYY
Loki as the Avengers character? Or low key? 🤓
Loki as the Avengers character? Or low key? 🤓
@@Chadopium did you want corn or did you wanna be corn knee
@@ChadopiumThe God of War character
"Oh sh, the table's leaving."
Bro said that in upper-lowercase 💀
Edit: (thx for de likes 🗿)
huh?😭
Idk 💀💀@@justtakidd
crazy
Middle case
fucking what??? 💀
That table going places 🗣️🔥🔥
Bro asked the table to name 10 books💀
Lmaoo
😂
How about the 14 of kvasir books ?
I was looking for this comment
I’ve seen comments like this but I don’t know what it means, nobody yelled?
This is the funniest shit i have seen in a while. “Oh shit, the table is leaving” he said calmly
Containing his laugh 😂😂😂😂
he said it like it’s a common occurrence
LOOOOOL
@@memeporium2668FR
You should watch Eric Andre show if you think this is funny. Kid literally stole his bit and watered it down
Even the table was like "F*ck This Sh*t, Am Out"
Why the hell isn't this comment blowing up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
Table doesn’t read enough books
The voice can't leave me
dude i was thinking the same thing
@@dizzy-playz1 because this comment is SHIT and it isnt grammatically correct
That table ain't get paid enough, bro was clocking off for the day🤣😭
"aight imma head out"
-table
The funniest part is his face you can tell he is trying so hard to keep from laughing
Thats fking hilarious
He makes the Derek Zoolander “Blue Steel” face everytime he’s about to laugh. It’s so fuckin good.
@@dylwaybakeMAGNUM!!!
The tables leaving 🗿🗿🗿
That table sure knows how to name 10 books
😂
Bruh😂
The table clearly read Games of Thrones
Fr
What did the girl say? Hunger games or some shit 😂
Yes, everyone can say it..freedom of speech!
I hate when the table walks away from me, happens all the time
ikr
Fr
Same
Really? It’s only happened to me twice tbh.
And they ain’t even pay rent
The table said fuck this i aint listenin allat
He just casually said, “ The table is leaving”💀💀💀💀
😂😂
Bro thinks hes eric andre or some
Must of had the table leave in his house cause he didn't pay the table bill
NAH bro we know exactly who was waiting under that table to hear yes to that question
the accent made "oh shit the table is leaving". 57 times better XD
I shal not ruin the 57 likes for the 57 times better
“ oh shit the table is leaving “
made me die 😭 💀
Rip
bros soul commented this
same here XD
Hearing Atreus say "No fucking way" is something i needed
Atreus is the table, so it makes sense for this 😂😂😂
Bro wants to be Eric Andre so bad😂
“Oh shit the tables leaving”
It caught me off guard so much😭😭
332 likes and 0 comments. Let me fix that
Lmfao Eric Andre should hire matan
Matan is the new Eric Andre.
@@xstratosfearx re read my comment…. Because last time i checked eric andre is eric andre and should hire matan to be his own character we all like in a real channel and not youtube.
@@joejohn3709Calm down, Francis.
@@bobbyb1233 name 3 books now
@@joejohn3709 Well I really enjoyed the Game of Thrones series
The fact that matan said that so casually as it were going to happen just made me roll on the grouns dying of laughter
This guy sounds like the name 10 books guy.
@@ZAH33DThat is him
womp womp
@@ZAH33Dhe is him, he’s also the guy that crashed the game awards and thanked bill clinton
Your gay
“That scared the living shit out of me”
*Boy said calmly*
Kratos: "Boy go get the table back boy, you offended it"
Cringe❤❤❤😂😂😂😑🤑🤑😚😚😚
@@adude3929 I created this comment while sleep deprived lmao that's prob why
@@adude3929Who gave this cocomelon kid rights to comment 🤨
@adude3929 do the emotes hide a hidden message?
Kratos: Language boy.
There's nothing with swear words its common.
@@zafron22commonality doesn’t equal acceptability
🤮
@@mudgie0205exactly
Yall some kids
The way he said it like "damn, not again!" lmfao
I hope thisvkid goes far, I need the next Eric Andre
Bro was getting head the whole interview and they didn't suspect even when the table walked away 😂
@tysewendlandt6968omg pin this comment lol💅💅💅💅
My first thoughts too honestly
The table was worried that bro was gonna ask it to name 10 books 💀
😂😂😂bruh
I listened to this n didn’t understand why the table was leaving. Now that I’ve seen some of the videos, I understand.
Not having it
Why is it?
@@memeulousmidget6418 because the guest (red jacket guy) said that's the white people is not allowed to say the n word, maybe the joke is that he haved to answer yes lol
@@tzdrakes3brilliant thesis
@@tzdrakes3you know auto-spelling is an option right? Also grammar lessons are free.
Table straight up “Aight my shift over I’m going home”
Matan trying not to laugh after he said its leaving got me good lol
The table dead ass said, “I’m going for a smoke break”
I really wanna know where the table went 😂
I think the kid in the red coat already did motherfuker looks so high
He’s so chill about the table leaving. I’d be very upset if my table just left.
"Oh shit the table's leaving" that got me dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Dude was finished toppin him off 🤣 just took the whole table as payment
NAH FR
😂
That’s what I was thinking 😭😭😭
That’s insane 💀💀💀
The way he looked at the table said it all 💀
Bro's playing prop hunt irl 💀
IM SCREAMING OMFG 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Bro, this is prolly the best comment I've seen 💀💀
"Oh shit the table's leaving" Dumbledore said agressively
“Ohh shit, the table is leaving” really Got me😂😂
"Oh sh*t the table is leaving" had me on the ground 😂😂
Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1K LIKES!!
Man thinks he’s Eric Andre
finally someone whos seen this bit before😂 nobody knows this kid wasnt the first
Finally someone with some taste
I was literally gonna say the same thing lol so many copy cats wanna pretend that they're as genius as Eric.
He can only wish
@@NioFromXbox whatever you say "NioFromXbox" lmfao
If u weren't scared by the table moving, he was ready to ask u to name 10 books
name all the harry potter books 💀
"game of thrones isnt the book, tell me the name of the book!"
Nahh table said he couldn't agree with his answer 😂😂😂