Unlikely Things To Hear At a Maternity Ward | Mock The Week

The panel deliver some great stand up in this round of "scenes we'd like to see", this features "unlikely things to hear at a maternity ward" and " unlikely things to hear on a property show". Enjoy guest appearances from Gary Delaney, Jo Caulfield and Greg Davies.
Original Episode
Series 11 Episode 9
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[@Darkstar263]

"Should never leave a Plaice in the Sun!" 😂

[@MaskOfMetal94]

I wish Greg Davies had done Mock the Week more often, he was always really good on it.

[@binaway]

When the maturity nurse asked my friend if he had ever been in a hospital theater before he responded " Not as a spectator". Apparently this is not an acceptable answer.

[@tompw3141]

"Congratulations, it's a ... Human. I think?"

[@TimothyNeu1986]

As a gamer, I like to spawn camp here at the maternity ward.

[@GaryJohnWalker1]

Good time for a revival. We need a few regular topical cheap laughs.

[@deafeningoctopus]

"Oh no! Tarrare's getting hungry!"

[@geoffroi-le-Hook]

-- So which of the three houses would you like to buy ?
-- None of them. We'll be calling another estate agent next week.

[@SidneyBroadshead]

*Mock the Week* (S11, Ep09; 20 September 2012)
Host: Dara O'Briain
Team 1: Andy Parsons (Captain 1), Jo Caulfield (guest), Greg Davies (guest).
Team 2: Chris Addison, Hugh Denis (Captain 2), Gary Delaney (guest).

[@williamcrowe2576]

"My husband's parents were never married!"

[@denisepurcell4031]

Mine neither 😂

[@MrXionarc]

Fist 🤜🏽

[@scottfreckle237]

When Frankie isn't on it's not worth watching

[@gijgij4541]

Hull, Luton, Sunderland.
Why are so many middle class comedians so unknowingly snobbish?

[@DavidOakesMusic]

Most comedians just insert literally any place name and ppl will laugh. Zero thought behind it - besides - it sounds like a funny place name.

[@gijgij4541]

@@DavidOakesMusic I did say unknowingly, but it is rather telling.

[@Riggy1991]

As a man from Hull, they're not wrong

[@dragonsdynamite6403]

Knowingly.
Those places aren’t known for their upper class demographic.

[@gijgij4541]

I appear to have rattled some rather smug middle class cages.