because of this video, whenever I hear the phrase "look what I found" my brain automatically conjures up the phrase "liquid wife hound" thank you Neil for ruining my life for the past ten years
So "This funky beach shell can predict five seconds into the future" becomes "Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds in two the flute chair" with RUclips captions. RUclips captions is a potty-mouth as well as fucking comedy gold. The video was alright, too.
Lol. Pulls a gun out on his buddy to steal the shell that he had handed over to him just a minute prior. This is easily one of my favorite videos, for many, many reasons. Beautifully hilarious, all the way around.
One of my bits is that I've been saying "own my cod" instead of "oh my god" for well over a decade now thanks to this video. I've revisited it more than any other video on YT lol
This is tremendously hilarious. I had to watch it twice because I was laughing so hard, I missed bits. And the captions are hilarious as well. xD Brilliant camera work too!
Hahaha, that was awesome xD You did a great job on this! Both filming, acting, dialogue and humor (the subtitles were great) was absolutely brilliant :)
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because of this video, whenever I hear the phrase "look what I found" my brain automatically conjures up the phrase "liquid wife hound" thank you Neil for ruining my life for the past ten years
FINALLY SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME
The subtitles were just a wild
Ride
illdiewithoutpi Cock!!
some person named something Crotch!!
+Michael McCann adds a whole new dimension to the video
+Michael McCann I love that even the auto-generated subtitles think it is "cock"
I know right
To this day I still use "The flute chair" in place of "The future" thanks to the closed captions.
Same with me and "liquid wife hound".
@Tailn O Wag No but it should come back
Oh my goodness! My twin and me both, too! So we're not the only ones!
SAME! "In two the flute chair," "liquid wife hound," and "own my cod" have all been regular parts of my vocabulary for over a decade 😂
Within the self-contained universe of all things Neil Cicierega, the character who made the LOTR "guide" also wrote these closed captions.
I like how this implies there’s a Neil cinematic universe, the nccu perhaps?
This is one of your undisputed masterpieces Neil.
The auto generated captions said 'liquid wife hound' instead of 'look what i found' and I love that tbh
Edit: WAIT A MINUTE THEY'RE NOT AUTOGENERATED
*WAIT A MINUTE*
the autogenerated subtitles is more accurate actually
NOOO I'VE FOUND MY TASTE IN COMEDY
Captions... Also nice quality for 2010.
Lloyd Nix the last caption when Neil screams conch it says cock XD
"And owl kill RUclips!"
I knew those feathery bastards were planning something.
And I still have no closer
When Ryan said "want to listen to the ocean" I half expected your song The Ocean to start playing from the Conch lol
So basically the conch is Neil's stand
Nothing is a Jojo reference. Everything is a Neil Cicierega reference.
Stand user:Neil Ciegerega
Stand name:Epitaph
YES
@@BlueCatarex True
It's pronounced conc(h)
Neil is just a boy. But Ryan... is a MAN.
So "This funky beach shell can predict five seconds into the future" becomes "Diss hunky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds in two the flute chair" with RUclips captions. RUclips captions is a potty-mouth as well as fucking comedy gold. The video was alright, too.
Those aren't automatic captions--they're custom-made by the video authors. They're deliberately vulgar.
Oh wow, okay. In that case: great job!
Own my cod.
Ok. Are you planning to license transfer your call of duty to me?
"And owl kill RUclips."
Well, at least we know how the internet will come to an end.
Lol. Pulls a gun out on his buddy to steal the shell that he had handed over to him just a minute prior.
This is easily one of my favorite videos, for many, many reasons. Beautifully hilarious, all the way around.
After 5 years this video still holds up
After 9 years still holds up
After ⁿ⁰ years this video still holds up
After 10 years this video still holds up
After ten years it still holds up.
11 years now and I though it was made yesterday. Crazy how little effect time can have.
This went it so many different directions and I love it
"Hey there brother, liquid wife hound.Waddle isn't in Theo shin?"
Knot you're brother, but Yaweh gibbon shot.
@@eldestalpaca7232 🤣
my last 2 brain cells fighting for who gets to try to take my test
Haha! "How DARE you even DREAM about exploiting our...baby!" XD I love his face when he said that.
The sheer conviction in his voice when he said "IT'S PRONOUNCED CONK"
Closed captions on this is hilarious! For ex. at 1:16, Ryan says: "Owe me a few give me bat cat crotch Sheryl."
Simply fantastic.
1:16
*My nickname is “Conch” so this made me very happy inside*
I’m really glad they were able to work things out in the end and keep making videos.
watched this about 50 times and it's still hilarious
Neil made the closed captions like that
This video has been out since 2010 and I just now got the Star Trek reference.
KHANK
What the fuck am I doing with my life.
Something great?
One of my bits is that I've been saying "own my cod" instead of "oh my god" for well over a decade now thanks to this video. I've revisited it more than any other video on YT lol
LOVE!!!
Also love the Lemon Demon shirt. And Ryan's sleeves. Those were the spiffiest sleeves ever. I applaud you and your sleeves, Ryan. :D
i've watched this video about 10 times and just noticed that ryan was wearing a lemon demon shirt
this was so intense
no matter how many times i watch this, i still tense up at this for some reason
Your friend has beautiful hair
Wow this was intense, I cried at the end.
It has mystery, action, suspense, and romance, quality video.
This was the greatest experience of this day, and I thank you both and your CONCH!
I will now live on until your next masterpiece.
Why is Lin Manuel Miranda threatening Nille Crustacean?
I dunno, maybe Eel Crouton was supposed to play Aaron Burr or something?
As a lover of smooth, smartly-stupid humour, this channel is the blessing I've been after for decades.
This is tremendously hilarious. I had to watch it twice because I was laughing so hard, I missed bits. And the captions are hilarious as well. xD Brilliant camera work too!
Hahaha, that was awesome xD You did a great job on this! Both filming, acting, dialogue and humor (the subtitles were great) was absolutely brilliant :)
After 11 years, this comes up on my recommended.
the subtitles is basically my auditory processing disorder
I don't know how many times I've watched this and I just now noticed Ryan's Lemon Demon shirt.
hahaha I loved the star trek joke at the end XD
"CONCH!!!!"
sincere thanks for not updating the cc
they really elevate the experience
20/10 would watch again
Every time I hear the word exploit I am going to think of this video, thank you for corrupting my brain.
Ryan wearing the Rocktopus shirt, represent.
I just realized he was wearing a lemon demon shirt.
I love NeilC, the randomness of his videos make him the most awesome young adult ever
i first watched this without captions and when i turned them on it felt like i was watching the video for the first time again
1:50 with the transcribed audio says "I have no growth" LOL
The generated captions are givinggggg hugnggggghhh
They're not generated
@@Vitorio582they’re Neil generated
I was expecting Neil’s song “The Ocean” to start playing
The video just makes my brain happy, captions and all
god i love the subtitles
2:02 captions: C o c k
This video is amazing... I can't stop watching!
this video is such an emotional rollercoaster
every dislike is a person who dreamed I've exploding hour baby
Aim screaming this. Is fuci’ng I’m,,,,, loijsg my mind
Perfect emotional rollercoaster.
“COOOOOOOOOOOOCK” has to be my favourite line
Hi, new viewer!
Just in case you haven’t done so, please turn on close-captioning for this video.
"And owl kill RUclips!" XD my favorite
The subtitles made me giggle through the whole video
ive been saying "oh my cod" mockingly for years now, "Own my cod" is another level
Nobody-
My sleep paralysis demon- 0:01
my headphones died so i was relying on the subtitles for this video
i am so confused
Thanks RUclips for actually recommending me this. I’m still trying to compute in my head the info I was just fed.
You guys are freakin' great!
I’m pretty sure God wrote the captions for these.
Ryan has beautiful hair
"Our baby? but the doctor said..."
"the doctor was wrong... dead wrong"
that was... just wow haha
I NEVER get tired of this.
"Own My Cod" owned the whole video. Just saying.
"the doctor was ROM!"
Called it.
Ted ROM
@@SofaKingGasPriceSpike Jesus what year is it. 👁👄👁
I love how Ryan is wearing a Lemon Demon shirt lmao
I have no idea what I just watched, but I do know that I like it
the captions are a masterpiece
Niel Ciceriga: "And I'll kill RUclips"
0:52
I love the sudden mood change. :D
Oh my goodness, that was the most ingenious thing I've seen in a very long time.
WHY DOES NEIL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME
"And owl kill RUclips." and like "And I'll kill you, too."
Those subtitles just made my day XD
This is by far, THE greatest video on RUclips.
the subtitles
The,,, the captions
Ryan is SUCH an intense psycho.
Jesus, I love you guys.
Watching this while sleep-deprived is not the move buddies
i didn’t understand a thing that was said in the video because i was reading the captions and it fucked with everything👍
what are the captions neil.
This always cheers me up.
10/10 will conch again
WHO DID THE CAPTIONS
cONK
how do i see you literally everywhere are you okay
@@honeymummies2304 i am a figment of your imagination
Amazing !! I just love it !
I'm not even paying attention to the video the subtitles are entertaining on their own
Fellas, is it gay to get pregnant to another man with a conch shell.