When you'r the Qin Emperor and you order to bring the guy who killed your enemy, you ask him how he did it, and he confess he's developed a technique to kill anyone within 10 steps, then you realize you are within 10 steps from him.
Korean version -> ruclips.net/video/eFoF9FIXnkE/видео.html Coffin version(?)->ruclips.net/video/1FGCWDasveg/видео.html Japanese version->ruclips.net/video/7dx6erm_ctU/видео.html
So far I liked every version of The Coffin Dance much better than the original. In fact, I hated the original song until I started listening to other versions. And I still hate the instrumentation of the original.
I'm not Chinese or a fan or China or anything neither, but i think u guys should stop saying that it is because of the bat soup that Covid cuz chinese ppl ate so many weird things since the dawn of time and it didn't affect their health so ... i'm not that sure it is because of China that COVID-19 appeared .
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When you are caught in bed with the Emperor's concubine:
when you are caught in bed with the emperor
When the guy you caught with your concubine is Lu Bu.
@@XiahouDun1225 soldiers: we never here sir
When the great wall start speaking in Mongolian
While the trees also speak Vietnamese
Lol
Tiến Nguyễn when the snow starts speaking Finnish
@@Howtobejeff101 When the palm trees start speaking Arabic
@@electricc437 When the desert starts speaking Afghan
When Mao starts the Great Leap Forward
We need another Maoist propaganda version for that..
Agreed!
@Online Girlfriend ikr
-500 Социальный рейтинг! Партия не гордится тобой! Партия забрать один кошка жена!
When Wu Zetian becomes Empress and you're a distant relative:
When Cao Cao Dies of Old Age:
when Sun Wukong says you're a evil spirit
Biksu Tang: Wukong no!
When Cao Cao invades Sun Wukong's Dynasty
When Your In the Han Dynasty and fail to assassinate Dong Zhou
@Nichole Sathitsin AHAHAHAA
@Nichole Sathitsin casually Offers the 7Star dagger
If YOU fail to assassinate THE EMPEROR , HE 'll assassinate YOU
when your caocao and the wind changes during the battle of red cliffs
Zhou yu: I hate u zhuge liang
@@theangrytring5783 Zhou Yu: Heaven made me but why also Zhuge Liang? *Die to meet Sun Ce*
???: 도둑, 동남풍이 붑니다!
When you are born In April,4, 2004 at 4:44pm
I was born in this date
In this hour
@YE HANG in chinese culture the number 4 is considered as bad luck
When Liu Bei underestimated Lu Xun:
When you accidentally poisoned the Emperor of Qing...
When you'r the Qin Emperor and you order to bring the guy who killed your enemy, you ask him how he did it, and he confess he's developed a technique to kill anyone within 10 steps, then you realize you are within 10 steps from him.
When you pursue Lu Bu
But you fail
😂
When the mercury you took to become immortal starts poisoning you
Yuan Shao sees his storehouses in Wuchao in flames-
When you chilling in China and then started to hear Japanese, German, English, Russian, Italian, and French in the same time.
When you are one of the Chinese Army and the tree start speaking Vietnamese
When you are a student on Tiananmen and you hear tanks coming.
@@zhangjeff238 When you are a Chinese baby and your mom feed you with a cheap milk powder.
(China's fake milk powder)
@@胡智凯 I know XD
@@胡智凯 When you are just typing and watching at my comments, suddenly someone wants to look at your water meter. 😂😂😂
Imma listen to this when summoning for Hu Tao
I hope you got her!
when you're fighting lu bu alone in DW chaos mode
When you are a Chinese peasant in 1958 listening to Chairman Mao announce his 2nd 5 year plan.
When you captured Jin Zhou and beheaded Guan Yu and thought you will be ok
Goverments: ok everything can return to normal now
Coronavirus:
When you are intellectual
Shi huang tzi:
When the alleyways in Nanking start speaking Japanese, and you are a virgin teenage girl
BOKUWA SEKKUSU DAISUKI
I'm here for Hu Tao's theme.
Pang De's theme when fought Guan Yu
Nobody:
The speakers at the Wuhan wet market:
Soccer is a pussy sport
AYOO ITS SO DARK
Survivor : hungry and lost but encounters a wild panda
Panda : (giving a “Don’t even think about it” look)
Survivor : -
When You Are In China And Say The Japanese Cooking Is Better Than The Chinese Cooking
The Chinese People Be Like :
Me as a scholar getting buried alive by Qin Shihuangdi
Saint Anna Wang : I am a Christian
one ax boxer boi :
Buddha: violence in the answer
Sun Wukong: *attempts to inherit the throne of Jade Emperor and causing a mayhem in heaven*
Buddha:
When you're musician and Shang Yang introduced legalism:
When u hear Shi Huang´s Army approaching :v
When you accidentally ate bat 🦇 in China 🇨🇳
When You See Signal Fires In The Distance
That Bat Soup was really awesome,
CoronaVirus:
13th Century Europe : hey a rat!
2019 in Wuhan : hey a bat!
Lord Shen: *Gets Crushed By A Cannon*
Gongmen City:
Korean version -> ruclips.net/video/eFoF9FIXnkE/видео.html
Coffin version(?)->ruclips.net/video/1FGCWDasveg/видео.html
Japanese version->ruclips.net/video/7dx6erm_ctU/видео.html
When you're at the Ming Dynasty and you remember you exist
XD
Everyone a jade soldier till the quiet kid brings a qiuang to the temple
When mao iniate the cultural revolution
_Chinese people, when Wu Zetian is on throne_
not really
we zetian, though a usurper, helped develop chinese economy and strengthen the empire
@@jiangciyang3860
_And murdered a lot of people_
An Lushan attempts coup d'etat
Tang empire :
lmao
All i could say is nice!!
This is lit.
Play this at my funeral or I'm not coming
When you realize you have a army of clay pots.
Me when i go to china in the middle of a pandemic
welcome to china todya we have coffin dance
After Quin Shi Huang mistakens mercury as the Elixir of Life.
Mao Zedong: (orders to kill sparrows)
China:
This is Zhong Kui just after failing Imperial Examination for being "too ugly".
1st comment
When Mao uses the time stone.
cool
When lannister fucking in guan du, RIP yuan shao and gang
Coffin Dance, but when you culture uses mainly, cremation:
Well, They can carry a box that contains the urn with the ashes in it.
When you eat a bat:
Sponsored by Wangsheng Funeral Parlor
When you say Taïwan is not a country.
Luocha's theme
When the year is 1911:
When u r a Chinese in 1900
Hoàng Nguyên ở đâu cũng thấy ông
Hoàng Nguyên i know but sometime I think that u a bot
太有才了
when you are chu kingdom in the warring states period
there is no chinese version of...
oh
So far I liked every version of The Coffin Dance much better than the original. In fact, I hated the original song until I started listening to other versions. And I still hate the instrumentation of the original.
POV: You drink mercury as the first president thingy in china:
It's emperor but ok.
Play this ㄹhiㅜ while playing Wo Long Fallen Dynasty
When you think Winnie-the-Pooh is so cute and post it on TikTok.
When the Covid-19 start .
그랴 이런 게 있어야제 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
大唐气象
When the covid carrier bat was eaten....
When the covid carrier Pangolin was eaten.
I'm sorry to I am Japanese.
⚰️
What?
Some wuhan citizien when they got forced to eat a bat
The theme song of 2020
When you see someone in Wuhan eating bat soup from an *illegal seafood market*
秦可卿大出殡
That one Chinese that ate the bat in Wuhan: 0:18
EDIT
When it spreads worldwide: 0:48
I'm not Chinese or a fan or China or anything neither, but i think u guys should stop saying that it is because of the bat soup that Covid cuz chinese ppl ate so many weird things since the dawn of time and it didn't affect their health so ... i'm not that sure it is because of China that COVID-19 appeared .
When you say "Ching Chong" in a Chinese restaurant in 2099
When you pursue Lu Bu.