Patton Oswalt - 80s Metal

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Yesiamblind
    @Yesiamblind 12 лет назад +81

    "A factory that apparently manufactures sparks. That's all it makes. Just sparks."
    That still might the funniest thing any comedian ever said and I'm not even the biggest Patton fan. But that shit is dead-on.

    • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
      @HerculesRockefellerESQ 3 года назад +2

      Couldn't agree more.

    • @DiffEQ
      @DiffEQ 2 года назад +1

      Really? The funniest thing any comedian EVER said/wrote? Do you live in Communist China and only just now have access to media not controlled by the government? What a ridiculous statement.

    • @Yesiamblind
      @Yesiamblind 2 года назад

      @@DiffEQ 1. I made this comment 10 fuckin years ago wtf is your problem
      2. china is not communist you imbecile, it's a fascist, capitalist country
      3. I actually became much less of a patton fan after he killed the mother of his children to hook up with his side chick

  • @IgnatiusThorogood
    @IgnatiusThorogood 5 лет назад +56

    2:28 To that guy, who yelled out "Nuuuuge!" in the crowd:
    You made an already great bit even better. Thank you.

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling 9 лет назад +214

    In a factory that manufactures sparks...classic.

  • @jay4sizzle
    @jay4sizzle 4 года назад +66

    “You Armenian Geniuses” should be the name of a SOAD tribute band.

  • @sindlibtsbles
    @sindlibtsbles 13 лет назад +34

    I don't know why, but "squibbity blabbity doo" kills me every time.

    • @scottbubb2946
      @scottbubb2946 5 месяцев назад +2

      Hey there, I'm here from The Future! 2024! I came back to tell you, this bit still KILLS! SQUIBBBITY BAPPITY DOO!

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Месяц назад

      Especially since that’s the kind of phrase you’d almost expect to show up in an actual SOAD song.

  • @capribreezee
    @capribreezee 9 лет назад +123

    I love metal, and I agree with everything he said. It's fucking hilarious

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 8 лет назад +98

    Watch the Comedy Central special where he does this bit. Scott Ian of Anthrax is in the audience with his wife and they're laughing their asses off. If anyone would appreciate this, it'd be that guy.

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 7 лет назад +10

      Anthrax wasn't hair metal. Not even close.

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 6 лет назад +4

      fucking ANTHRAX!

    • @chicohuff55
      @chicohuff55 5 лет назад +6

      Aniyunwiya Ageya prob why he was laughing

  • @tomtalks23
    @tomtalks23 8 лет назад +32

    One of my all-time favourite pieces of stand-up just for the sound that Patton makes to describe rock bands changing the physical properties of things.

  • @davidlrogers
    @davidlrogers 10 лет назад +77

    Not sure why so many hair metal fans (of which I include myself) are getting butthurt. Oswalt is critiquing the music videos, not the music directly. The videos WERE pretty bizarre, you have to admit. The spark factory joke made me laugh pretty good.

    • @davidlrogers
      @davidlrogers 10 лет назад +3

      What hipster band music does he listen to?

  • @mikewashington88
    @mikewashington88 4 года назад +42

    "Than 8 guys blowing 9 guys!!!", holy sh$# thats good. That line damn near ended my life! I would've gone out laughing though.

    • @resdog851
      @resdog851 2 года назад +2

      I feel 2022 Patton would be mortified if he heard some comedian say that line today.

    • @timnor4803
      @timnor4803 2 года назад

      People get cancelled for less these days...

  • @7evenStoriesUnder
    @7evenStoriesUnder 12 лет назад +15

    I'm a huge metal fan, especially of 80's metal, like Slayer or Iron Maiden, etc. This is hilarious and accurate. Squibbly babbly doo!

  • @attackpandas
    @attackpandas 6 лет назад +26

    “There’s a 48 year old guy from Styx in that band, arrest him!”

    • @ezanakassu
      @ezanakassu 3 года назад +2

      ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard

  • @tonecot8932
    @tonecot8932 7 лет назад +40

    I'll be honest I had to watch the Damn Yankees "High Enough" video after seeing this clip. Ted Nugent truly did deflect the bullets with the power of his rocking, lol.

    • @pbc_03
      @pbc_03 2 года назад +4

      or ... the power of his obnoxious gun chewing

    • @timnor4803
      @timnor4803 2 года назад +1

      Did anyone really think that was a super group???

  • @ji718
    @ji718 11 лет назад +50

    He has the best onomatopoeia. Squibbly fabbly do!

    • @2HRTS1LOVE
      @2HRTS1LOVE 8 лет назад +2

      Jibrail Nor PING! ZANG! 😂😆

    • @scott12xu
      @scott12xu 7 лет назад +5

      PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP! - DEAD.

  • @EmilioAestefotz
    @EmilioAestefotz 11 лет назад +18

    "a vest and no shirt?" The Warriors (1979)! One of the best movies ever made, Spence!

    • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
      @HerculesRockefellerESQ 3 года назад +1

      Oswalt is right, vest and no shirt is exactly what he said.
      (Don't want to actually say it because 8 years later commenting on this actually saying what the video said would probably get me a time out.)

  • @allthingsnerd.4484
    @allthingsnerd.4484 Год назад +3

    Anybody remember the guitar laser that was used to shoot through a locked door in the video for the song “Fantasy” by Aldo Nova?😆🤣😆

    • @andrea585ny
      @andrea585ny 6 месяцев назад +2

      Way late on the response but... YES!!! Loved that video and still have the cassette 😂

  • @ALLNEWSUX1
    @ALLNEWSUX1 10 лет назад +53

    Look folks no one loves 80s metal and hard rock more than me...he's just telling a joke and pointing out some funny observations. No need to hate on one of the most brilliant comedians of our time.

    • @Cursed_Mark
      @Cursed_Mark 9 лет назад +4

      +Boob Wiley Yeah, Lee Harvey Oswald is overrated as a comedian.
      But Patton Oswalt is hilarious.

    • @Cursed_Mark
      @Cursed_Mark 9 лет назад

      ***** I'll let you claim this "victory", boob.

  • @Flint_Ironstag
    @Flint_Ironstag 3 года назад +6

    “We could have lost the entire mullet haircut in one weekend.”
    2011 Me: laughs
    2021 Me: weeps

  • @TonyKarczPiper
    @TonyKarczPiper  10 лет назад +152

    Holy Crap. Dudes. He's a comedian. He makes jokes. I listened to all of these bands he's talking about and used to crank the radio when they came on. It's hindsight. It's funny to me because of how awful it was. You dudes need to put the rulers away and stop the pissing match. I wouldn't have uploaded it if people's lives were going to get ruined....
    Rock on Patton! Rock on Ted Nugent!!

    • @pckrfan93
      @pckrfan93 9 лет назад +4

      +Tony Karcz UNCLE TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Nova_Needle
      @Nova_Needle 6 лет назад +2

      Any time you upload something that contains an opinion, you should disable comments ;)

    • @skoockum
      @skoockum 6 лет назад +1

      I grew up in the 70s.. hated disco with a white hot passion. Even the dedicated rock stations were playing that gott damn Bad Girls twice an hour. Then in the 80s butt rock came along and it was obvious from the get go that it sucked far far worse than disco ever could have dreamed of. Butt rock may be the single worst thing that ever happened to music in the history of forever.

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 6 лет назад +1

      @@Nova_Needle
      Don't disable comments. That's the pussy way

    • @riflechess7693
      @riflechess7693 5 лет назад

      @@HazeAroundtheWorld *#EXACTLY**, that's some bitch shit fr fr... Any video I see like that I automatically hit **#dislike**!!!*

  • @xheidix1974
    @xheidix1974 11 лет назад +17

    Saw Steel Panther at Rock on the Range 2013 and they cracked me up. Everything cheesy about 80's glam rock rolled into a comedy rock routine. People need to lighten up. It's funny shit!

  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics 3 года назад +9

    Listening 10 years ago: “There’s a 48 year old guy from Styx in there! Arrest them!”
    Listening now: “Listen, Ted Nugent is going nuts again... let’s deal with this as safely as possible...”

  • @okiban1
    @okiban1 3 года назад +4

    Now all I can picture is Serj and his band hollerin' and rocking out while a cheese sandwich is steaming grilled 🤣

  • @devolve42
    @devolve42 10 лет назад +50

    If you're old enough to remember 80s metal, you're old enough to remember that glam metal (which is what he's talking about) wasn't the only metal.

    • @Freshie207
      @Freshie207 9 лет назад +11

      devolve42 Though to be fair homoerotiscim and metal are two peas in a pod.

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 6 лет назад

      hard rock

    • @Coff1nf33der
      @Coff1nf33der 6 лет назад +6

      To be honest, I always wondered why Megadeth f.e. needed to be shirtless in their Holy Wars vid

    • @Neal_YouTube
      @Neal_YouTube 5 лет назад +2

      @@Coff1nf33der The song is so good, they get a pass.

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 5 лет назад +1

      Or that the wardrobe was to appeal to women, while the music was for the guys, except for the ballads. Queen was forgotten at the time, but Patton would say loving them was heterosexual as fuck! This guy has no artistic compass... plus he killed his wife.

  • @meowpacino21692
    @meowpacino21692 2 года назад +3

    Patton, don’t apologize for any of this

  • @dr.christopherdiaz4473
    @dr.christopherdiaz4473 8 лет назад +25

    most underrated comic of our time.

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 7 лет назад +3

    "pip pa pip pip pip DEAD" gets me every time, patton really has a way with sound effects

  • @j.demarco8937
    @j.demarco8937 2 года назад +3

    "There's a 48yr old guy from Styx in that band, ARREST HIM!!!!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣DYIN

  • @asterwilliams
    @asterwilliams 10 лет назад +5

    Listen to this while also listening to Journey's Separate Ways, really sets the mood.

    • @kimberlihouse2909
      @kimberlihouse2909 2 года назад +1

      I love that music video desperately! It always makes me laugh. ALWAYS..

  • @kmac3215
    @kmac3215 6 лет назад +5

    “Thanks, Night Ranger!”😝

  • @TheBritomart
    @TheBritomart 9 лет назад +8

    Watch The Decline Of Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years if you enjoy Patton's bit

  • @ZimMan2
    @ZimMan2 13 лет назад +4

    I want a guitar that goes "Squibbly Dabbly Do."

  • @aeonlinear
    @aeonlinear 12 лет назад +3

    This bit is even funnier, when you notice how much Patton looks like the lovechild of Udo Dirkschneider.

  • @codysizemore7474
    @codysizemore7474 9 лет назад +126

    Squibbly Flabbly Doo!!

    • @lhooq27
      @lhooq27 7 лет назад +7

      "Pip-pip-pip-pip DEAD."

    • @lareid529
      @lareid529 7 лет назад +1

      I think he stole that from Adam Sandler!

    • @BURN1NGx1NS1D3
      @BURN1NGx1NS1D3 6 лет назад +2

      lareid529 and Jack Black stole it from him.

    • @Helloitsadriane
      @Helloitsadriane 5 лет назад

      Crimson_Ghost I think it doesn't matter.

    • @classyassmothafucka8890
      @classyassmothafucka8890 4 года назад

      I say this to my dog all the time now...
      And she... gets... PUMPED!!!

  • @decimated550
    @decimated550 8 лет назад +23

    Hey Patton, may your wonderful lady rest in peace! sorry about your loss! you're a truly funny dude and what happened shows that bad things happen to good people way too often >=-I

    • @schloughed
      @schloughed 2 года назад

      Patton killed her himself.

  • @stddgv11
    @stddgv11 12 лет назад +3

    Holy Jesus, the mental picture I get when he says Squibilly Doo! is priceless. I can't stop laughing, there were just too many 80's videos that pop in my head and give me unimaginably strong douche chills of me being 12 years old and rockin out to White Snake or the 1000 other hair metal videos of my youth.

  • @RonZabrocki
    @RonZabrocki 11 лет назад +1

    This is HYSTERICAL! Still love the 80's and the goofiness of it all...but man looking back...sometimes. But still better than anything out today....because I'm old! Patton is amazing!

  • @randybeans1984
    @randybeans1984 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite Patton Oswalt bit!

  • @Stumpypigeon
    @Stumpypigeon 11 лет назад +55

    squibily flabbily doooooo

  • @akakikami
    @akakikami 12 лет назад +1

    Now I really want to see a SoaD video where they bring down corporate america with the power of their rock.

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 12 лет назад +3

    "Just start shootin. I'ma-" *squibly-dibly*-PEP PEPEP PEP PEP-*DEAD*

  • @angeltosome
    @angeltosome 10 лет назад +2

    My mom knew Jackyl before they were famous; she worked in a rock club in Georgia.

  • @truepeacenik
    @truepeacenik 3 года назад +3

    During the opening all I could think was Rob Halford. When he “came out”, only the boys were surprised. The gals were all, “uh huh, so?” Not a lot of separation between Boy George and Rob, really. Rob is a full on leather daddy.

  • @jamsguitar
    @jamsguitar 11 лет назад +19

    vest no shirt, factory with sparks... see skid row slave to the grind... lol

  • @yoshichai4320
    @yoshichai4320 3 года назад +1

    He's talking about the Damn Yankees, "High Enough" video lol

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 13 лет назад +2

    The Eagles of Death Metal made Patton's 80's metal fantasy come true.

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland 2 года назад +1

    I can't be the only one who says "Scwibbley, dabbley doo" when initiating a sexaul encounter with a woman in the bar.

  • @CavemanJesus4Life
    @CavemanJesus4Life 7 лет назад +2

    Didn't Jackyl come out in the 90's?

    • @subsamadhi
      @subsamadhi 6 лет назад

      CavemanJesus4Life uh no not even close

    • @stacyorth
      @stacyorth 6 лет назад

      It was either 1992 or 1993 when their first album debuted.

  • @Wargoat6
    @Wargoat6 12 лет назад +1

    That house in the Damn Yankees video was in my town, just outside of New Orleans. It was across the street from my parents' drycleaners. It was a dull and tedious shooting. And it rocked. Oh, and that hot girl in the beginning is a tall drink of water.

  • @benweiseguitar
    @benweiseguitar 10 лет назад +17

    SQUIBBILY FLABIDY DOO

    • @geoffdearth8575
      @geoffdearth8575 7 лет назад

      I don't even know where that came from but it's funny.

  • @maritime7776
    @maritime7776 9 месяцев назад +1

    I think he’s partially referring to Judas Priest’s Painkiller video 😅

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 5 лет назад +1

    I had a mullet for the eminently sane reason that I was cutting my own hair at the time and it was just too annoying to try and cut the back. I kinda liked it. It is really hard to fuck up my hair. I later realized that for some reason, this haircut had become a thing. I also started the whole bathroom sink chain as necklace thing. But I, at least, had the good sense to keep the damn stopper on the chain as it really was a bathroom sink chain. I do miss my punk days. Not saying I, myself, acutally started these things, but I was certainly WAY ahead of the curve.

  • @2112Zeppelin
    @2112Zeppelin 12 лет назад

    Is there a problem with loving BOTH hair bands and metallica and iron maiden?

  • @ezanakassu
    @ezanakassu 3 года назад +1

    “Squibily flabity dooo” hahahaha

  • @gummyboots
    @gummyboots 12 лет назад +5

    "Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys"
    I'm using that as a joke later, too funny.

    • @timnor4803
      @timnor4803 2 года назад

      Patton did not originate this joke... it's been around a long time

  • @johnnyxsnowable
    @johnnyxsnowable 10 лет назад +4

    Don't know why, but that mullet comment made me lose my shit.
    Patton's a funny guy.

  • @kyliepollert8341
    @kyliepollert8341 6 лет назад +2

    Patton must be describing the video for "High Enough", which I've never seen, but the song's a classic! I don't think "Beavis and Butthead" was out yet, because the song was released in 1990, and the show premiered in 1993

    • @BlahDBlahDBlah
      @BlahDBlahDBlah 5 лет назад +3

      I checked the video out. It's pretty much as he describes it, all clichés present and correct.

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 6 лет назад +2

    I thought I paid attention in the 80s, but I still had to look up Haircut 100. Hey Patton, they only had 1 charting song in the US...in 1982...about 5 years before hair metal was in full swing. I enjoy a good obscure reference but you have to make sure at least ONE person gets it.

    • @BY-bj6ic
      @BY-bj6ic 2 года назад

      i laughed at that line. i remember "Love Plus One" very distinctly. Not my favorite to be sure. I can get more obscure if you want.

  • @TheRockinDonkey
    @TheRockinDonkey 12 лет назад +3

    I'm a huge 80's metal fan. This is some of the funniest shit I've heard since Carlin died.

  • @goji9000
    @goji9000 5 лет назад +1

    I came for the Squibbily Doo, but stayed for the Squibily Flabbily Doo.

  • @TheRockinDonkey
    @TheRockinDonkey 11 лет назад +13

    Still love hair metal. Still think this is an awesome bit. I guess I'm gay-ay.

  • @j.demarco8937
    @j.demarco8937 2 года назад +1

    Also, let's not forget the Aerosmith arcade game, where u fought evil with music via guns that shot-wait for it-CDs!!!
    Lmfao
    And it was awesome, tbh.

  • @crush3095
    @crush3095 2 года назад

    omg, I spat my water ALL OVER my entire desk haha at
    eight guys blowing NINE guys

  • @seththomas9105
    @seththomas9105 10 лет назад +2

    Squibillydoo!! My POS 71 Chevy is a new Camaro! That would be so awesome in 1986!

  • @sirving1297
    @sirving1297 2 года назад

    Best part is his impression of a guitar: "squibbly flappetty doo!" In what world does a guitar sound anything like that? LMAO

  • @Reviresco
    @Reviresco 14 лет назад +2

    Nice vid. He later added "Jiffy Lube's hiring!", which was a better finisher.

  • @cartoondog800
    @cartoondog800 9 лет назад +15

    this was at least partly true when it comes to hair metal, but people seem to never acknowledge that there was also a huge extreme metal scene in the 80's that was the antithesis of everything glam.
    You know Slayer and Metallica? Or Megadeth or Exodus or Kreator or Testament? Hell, even Death or Morbid Angel? Guess what, all 80's metal bands!

    • @PaladinDusty
      @PaladinDusty 9 лет назад +6

      +Razor Tongue This is true, but do you remember that tiniest of time on MTV they called Headbanger's Ball? That was the ONLY time that kind of 80s metal (isn't it called thrash?) would get aired. The most popular metal in the 80s was the type he is referring to, so much so that it defines 80s metal for most people. Bon Jovi was the mainstream. Metallica was practically underground in comparison during that time.

    • @lucasdavis1964
      @lucasdavis1964 8 лет назад

      +TheNurdbilly Yeah, that's pretty much how it was.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 6 лет назад +1

      Nurdbilly is right, Metallica, Judas Priest, Motorhead etc. were looked on as "alternative" (Only loadies, weirdos, losers, etc listened to them) in 85. By that time Bonzo was dead and so was Zeppelin, Van Halen had softened up and Kiss took off the makeup. AC/DC was kind of the flag bearer of "hard rock" at the time and they were never a metal band to begin with but more a hard rocking boogie blues rock band. AC/DC kicks ass BTW.

    • @Danimal1577
      @Danimal1577 6 лет назад +1

      Punk > metal

    • @clownnookie
      @clownnookie 6 лет назад +1

      Okay, but Iron Maiden was still killin' it.

  • @VultureClone
    @VultureClone 9 лет назад +62

    He's talking about glam metal. The lowest form of metal.

    • @darrinconnor7
      @darrinconnor7 9 лет назад +5

      ***** Actually your wrong. Not even close.

    • @byteresistor
      @byteresistor 9 лет назад

      +Bo Deanicus (Bodeanicus) "All metal is gay"
      'listens boy bands'

    • @BeholdJesse
      @BeholdJesse 8 лет назад

      +Bo Deanicus (Bodeanicus) Cause becoming an adult means you should stop having fun right?

    • @OldNavy-z9h
      @OldNavy-z9h 8 лет назад

      +Kvlt Kitty "When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways." 1Corinthians 13:11

    • @BeholdJesse
      @BeholdJesse 8 лет назад +2

      Old Navy Quoting the Bible while speaking of giving up childish ways. Oh the irony.
      "If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” -Frank Zappa
      I think Zappa is a better source than your text that's full of gay bashing and racist sentiments.
      Why people insist that their opinions on art are to be accepted as fact is always interesting. It's as though somehow people believe they have some insight into creation that others do not. The irony is that I find these people tend not to create at all, but their opinion seems like that which may come from someone who is a true master of their craft. Thing is, those who are tend not to waste their time debasing the art other's may enjoy on the internet, because they're too busy living in their world of obsession. That's the self serving narcissistic culture that the social aspects of the internet has a tendency to breed though. Hate on all that you don't enjoy or understand to find some sense of validation in your own existence.

  • @GrinningAries
    @GrinningAries 13 лет назад

    @Nevidge I don't think it is, you can kind of see the long rabbit ears and puffy tail. Also, only Oswald wears those blue shorts.

  • @diraska
    @diraska 2 года назад +1

    Did this age well?

  • @arguemental
    @arguemental 12 лет назад +5

    All haters!!!
    Watch the movie "This is Spinal Tap"!!!

  • @bakeone4406
    @bakeone4406 2 года назад +2

    Have to take that Charvel back to the Guitar Center... can't make it go squibbily flabbily doo.

  • @jbasti227
    @jbasti227 6 лет назад +1

    I fucking love Oswalt haha. Even as a metalhead I can admit older videos were pretty cheesy

  • @cainealexander-mccord2805
    @cainealexander-mccord2805 8 лет назад +5

    I used to hate this dude. This bit changed me 180 degrees. So damn funny I still laugh till I cry and I've heard it fifty times. Oh, and he was fucking hysterical on "Veep", too.

    • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
      @HerculesRockefellerESQ 3 года назад +1

      I only ever saw him on I think king of queens, I gotta admit I was not expecting his stand up to be funny at all, let alone as funny as it is.

    • @cainealexander-mccord2805
      @cainealexander-mccord2805 3 года назад

      @@HerculesRockefellerESQ Netflix has some of his standups. They're all hysterical.

    • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
      @HerculesRockefellerESQ 3 года назад +1

      @@cainealexander-mccord2805 I didn't know that. Thanks, I will have to give it a look! I mostly just binge them for awhile on here when something triggers my memory lol.

  • @TalynCo
    @TalynCo 12 лет назад

    What show is this from?

  • @normajones891
    @normajones891 11 лет назад

    Thanks man, I really appreciate it. Rock on!!

  • @oatmealboy6
    @oatmealboy6 11 лет назад

    I agree; we need more rock videos to show physical property changes.

  • @StumptownBoy
    @StumptownBoy 12 лет назад

    I see what you're getting at. I think it started even earlier than that with KISS doing "Beth."

  • @timnor4803
    @timnor4803 2 года назад +1

    This was my dad's take on metal in the 80's.

  • @videofreak58
    @videofreak58 11 лет назад

    I'm pretty sure hes talking about only the 80's glam/hair metal band, since those were the only bands that dressed up really extravagant. Some people might get confused that he might also be referring to all the other types like thrash, death, speed, etc. but hes mostly describing glam/hair metal.

  • @rsalek
    @rsalek 2 года назад

    Haha this still cracks me up. I remember hearing it years ago!

  • @TommyJay90
    @TommyJay90 12 лет назад +1

    hahaha, I'm actually in a 80's style glam metal band, as well as a pop punk semi-band with some buddies, and I still find this fucking hilarious. I mean, it's Patton Oswalt. If you take serious offence from his or any other good comedians jokes, you might have some self-worth issues to iron out. And yes, I always wear either a denim vest/leather motorcycle jacket without a shirt, or a shirt with LOTS of holes in it. And spandex. Lots of spandex.

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 13 лет назад

    @Tris67 I thought Dane Cook was the reason for that.

  • @xheidix1974
    @xheidix1974 11 лет назад +1

    Just a side note: I used to make fun of The Darkness like everyone else...until I saw them at Rock on the Range 2012 and oddly enough, they're really pretty solid and it was a good show. I was really surprised by their set. I never expected it based on the one song that people know (which was cheesy as hell). Just sayin...

  • @MrCozdude
    @MrCozdude 12 лет назад +1

    my friend blew a rib laughing to the first twenty seconds

  • @SteveDave211
    @SteveDave211 Год назад +2

    Crazy how all these fans of these 80s music complain about men being like women or not manly enough yet those bands looked like women , had better longer hair than women, wore make up and looked almost transgender yet now complain about it:D

  • @cheapthrilll6323
    @cheapthrilll6323 7 лет назад +1

    Of course Patton neglects to reveal that he was the stunt guy for Udo in the video for "Balls to the Wall" the one that crashed into the wall, riding a big wrecking ball. By Accept.

  • @curseoftheegglady
    @curseoftheegglady 12 лет назад +1

    Well... now I have "High Enough" stuck in my head

  • @MrShadowpanther3
    @MrShadowpanther3 7 лет назад +1

    Eliminate the Mullet in one weekend? Well you would have to take out Pittsburgh too. The Mullet lives on in da-Burgh

  • @Ladderthief1
    @Ladderthief1 5 лет назад +1

    I wonder if I believe hard enough, I can turn my Dodge Stratus into a Viper if I get in and keep chanting Squibbily Doo!

  • @profshad3429
    @profshad3429 6 лет назад +1

    I love the Damn Yankees video critique

  • @newyorkdoll79
    @newyorkdoll79 11 лет назад +2

    I love 80s metal. I think this is hilarious though.

  • @theguymanish
    @theguymanish 12 лет назад

    2:06 in the background, is someone dumping on the ground

  • @dancooperfication
    @dancooperfication 8 лет назад +1

    Armenian Geniuses is a splendid name for a metal band. Needs to happen.

  • @PrazMaster
    @PrazMaster 2 года назад

    Anyone else here because of Matt McClure from the “Faxes From Uncle Dale” podcast about the Chicago Blackhawks?

  • @MetaI4Brains
    @MetaI4Brains 12 лет назад

    LOL Scott Ian from Anthrax was in the crowd when he did this bit.

  • @Lether52
    @Lether52 12 лет назад

    Wow! So cool RUclips supports the HD resolutions so we can watch a still image during the entire "video" in crystal-clear.

  • @stewmott3763
    @stewmott3763 Год назад

    Holy shit. I just caught myself googling the 'High Enough' video.

    • @anthonyrowland9072
      @anthonyrowland9072 Год назад

      this is hilarious but the song actually slaps though.

    • @stewmott3763
      @stewmott3763 Год назад +1

      @@anthonyrowland9072 Oh, I bought that first Damn Yankees album when it came out. Make no mistake about that! 🙂

  • @seblasto
    @seblasto 13 лет назад

    @TheMrmi22 Funny thing, during his special where he used this joke, the cameras showed Scott Ian in the crowd cracking up.

  • @blooddonor70
    @blooddonor70 10 лет назад

    Best disclaimer ever!

  • @michael17415
    @michael17415 13 лет назад

    @Vanjal dude you freakin rock. long live the 80s