once the uppermoons find out daki she will be trying to get close to the kids knowing douma is going to be protective. muzan is going to scare the hell out of the kids
Daki: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yes kidsssss finally someone to do my make up on! Douma: nooo no no no no make up do it on your self daki. Me: laughs😂😂😂😂😂
Him: your stuck with me Me: jokes on you your stuck with me and my chaos and weird eating habits Him: what? Me: I crave pickles and salt n vinegar chips
Every time Douma says your mine it reminds me of that one Obanai asmr when he was like "your mine your my boo" i think it was the one when he was being clingy when you were taking a bath
douma: oh my oh my me: u always say that Douma: isn't it wonderful? me being out of my body by an heart attack: hehe.... lasagna.... a baby lasagna.... *returns in myself* holy shit i know what will happen, the same thing of kotoha '0'
the way I simp for Douma is immaculate and i apsolutly love Douma and i would give him my life if i could!😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 Also WHY TF DID THE PART WHEN HE SAID "im yours bitch" HAD ME DIEING
WAIT!!!!! I just realized something, is akaza approved to this because he hates Doma eating women but yet now he has a wife and akaza doesn't! I guessing akaza is very pissed
@@Dudu14_im_gay even though muzan has Five, we don’t know if he reproduced with any woman and he was known to have manipulate and kill the husband of his “wives” in order to stay hidden so it’s very possible that his daughters are not his
@@LadyAkaza Douma: ahh noo (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ᴺᴼᴼ I'm now wet! Wait- what is this-? **sniff** is this.... **licks** is this... RESPECT WOMEN JUICE!?! NUUUU **Becomes a gentledemon man who respects womens**
Imagine walking up to a little douma in blue elephant covered fabric, staring at you while you sleep and numbing Edit: 7:41 … That awkward moment when you realize
2:45 NO, NO NO NO, NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WILL DESTROY EVERY SINGLE THING I HAVE OUT OF PURE RAGE AND INSANITY CUZ IM GIGGLING IN _(Im afraid to get pregnant cuz some ppl die after giving BIRTH)_
Can you do one where you do a shower prank on giyu (Where you hide behind a curtain and scare him) Please 🤣 I feel he would unintentionally hit you then just hug you and apologise repetitively
![Evil Rich Father-In-Law Calls You Poor [Pregnant Listener] [Baby Shower] [Ft. Naught Plus Zero]](/img/1.gif)
Douma: I bet you’re picturing a happy family
Me: No, it’s you eating them.
Oop-
Why is this accurate 😅
I’m a boy and douma is like :oh no I’m sorry
Question is why does he eat women but also wants kids with one
A bite size snack or even an appetizer lmao
Me: I have son but ik you eatting followers today
Douma: Yeah-
Me: *begone hand*
"I'm yours... I'm yours..... 𝘉 𝘐 𝘛 𝘊 𝘏"
𝘔𝘦 𝘳𝘯:**screaming inside of the pillow BECAUSE IF LAUGHTER**
Edit: of**
TIMESTAMP
@@A_simpforTanjiro 2:48
I literally thought you meant screaming in you I read wrong
*me seeing the title*
Me*remembers what happened to Inosukes mom*
Me:……..
As long as you don’t run away you’ll be fine
@@Cat-silly yeah..
@MidnxghtXZ HOW YOU KEEP FINDING ME
I’m scared
Ikr I'm scared
"When we grow old-"
Me knowing damn well demons don't age: I'm the one that's gonna grow old here not you so consider yourself lucky
Bitch,He Mine then😂! Douma in the corner having Heard me say that:😳 OK i Like this one of my folowers!
“I’m yours, bitch.”
I started throwing hands at my pillow after that one 😭
What did the pillow do?!
What did that poor pillow do to deserve that
Bruh you offended us douma
It sounded like it's Britney bitch lmao
I started throwing hand with the air and my pillow and I started crying that part got me
I’m terrified of Douma having children-
👀
@@renkujo where the hell did you come from-
@@Y-n44 My temple!
@@renkujo hey bud am down with this 🥺
@@xx_thatghostkid_xx1890 Good to know!
The first words of the child:
-"You're stuck with me"
he's going to scare the hell out of our kids on Halloween 😂
kid:Mother who is that man i haven't seen him in my entire life
That’s me in a nutshell
NO CRAP SHERLOCK 😤
Oh! That’s my favorite thing about Halloween
@@Notchloe_berryy3 . . . I kick yo mama 😚✨
13:10 THAT LAUGH WAS JUST SO CUTE AAA 🤍😭
Adorable 🥰
That sounded like a psycho yandere ✨SEXY✨.man
Edit:Thx for 1like
“Douma gets you pregnant”
Just get me my coffin
69 likes 💀
"I'm yours, bitch."
Me: on the floor, laughing like a psycho
Same
@@_-Xiao-_- haha no friends but seriously same
STAWP
that was good tho
@@mysticpoclo … wat
2:45
Douma : you look a little excited
Me: I am not excited I'm trying to hold my rage/sanity 🥲🥲🥲
"I can tell you're a bit excited."
*My face being in a constant state of* 😐 *and the only thing I feel is pure dread because of my Tokophobia.*
once the uppermoons find out daki she will be trying to get close to the kids
knowing douma is going to be protective. muzan is going to scare the hell out of the kids
If this muzan scares my children I would have to hit him with my broom or belt.
Daki: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yes kidsssss finally someone to do my make up on!
Douma: nooo no no no no make up do it on your self daki.
Me: laughs😂😂😂😂😂
@@Aria-s4l LMAO
I'm not that scary. 👁️👁️
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 *yas you are for children.*
Him: your stuck with me
Me: jokes on you your stuck with me and my chaos and weird eating habits
Him: what?
Me: I crave pickles and salt n vinegar chips
Balsamico chips
Takis in water
Baby: mother, I crave violence
I crave bALsAMic ViNiGEr with sprite and sushi 🍣
Interesting.
**Realises what we did to get me pregnant**
Yep!
oh 😅
DIRTY MIND DIRTY MIND D-D-D-DIRTY MIND
Say.. You're quite familiar. Were you the one whom asked to call me a *certain* name?
@@renkujo Douma.. WHAT DID YOU D TO GET US PREGGO 👹👹👹
Me being a douma simp: “this is….✨perfection✨”
Ikr
Agreed
My my I got myself a simp ^^
@@DomaWRainbowEyes whats cookin good lookin😙
HELP "I'm yours.. *b I t c h*
PLSS DO MORE FUNNY LINES LIKE THAT
Edit: OMFG THE ENDING CGVHBJKNJ HELP I DIED
SAMEAMSKAKKA
I threw my phone and fell off of my bed and hit my head on the wall when I hear that
"I'm your's, bitch~" I STARTED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I SWEAR
Same
OH MY THE VOICE IS JUST SO AHHHHH-
YOU DONT HOW FAST I CLICKED AND PUT MY AIRPODS ON VUMOL IN UP UP LIKE DAMMMM
YES. Thank you for adding Douma to this list of videos ❤🙏
👀
👄
Douma wtf is this video?
Everyday. We stray further from everything
and i don't mind 😍
Ikr. I don’t even know why I am here I DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS GUY
Slowly everday
My friend dared me and now im praying i don't hear this again but i agree
Why did "I'm yours bitch" make me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂
WHEN- 😂😆
@@imnotred3762 @ 2:45 I think
I know I was dying because of that
@@problematicprincess6270NO WAY HE ACTUALLY💀💀☠️-
@@imnotred3762 yeah and the way he says it too with such sass 😂😂
Can we talk about the fact douma eyebrows looks likes kyojuros💀🤚
Reallyyy💀🤣
Douma also always smile and look positive like Rengoku-San.
@@Phantomhive.0_7 yuh most of upper moons look like the pillars
😂
@@problematicprincess6270 Yeah, Kokushibo acts similar to Giyuu-
This has really distracted me from the crickets outside my window trying to make their own baby so thanks for that 😃🙂🥲
Crickets be like : 👁🫦👁
@@Notchloe_berryy3 douma? 😳 👉🏻👈🏻
@@Notchloe_berryy3 bro ong king (ik this comment 4 months old but go w it)
WHAT. 💀
When he said he'd make a good father I bet inoske is jealous 💀
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SHINOBU!?
@@FatPuffCorn i- uhhh research?
Ohayo,Shinobu-san!😊
@@KryxSevillana-eo7vz konichiwa!
yes.
so i guess we got “ice ice babies”
Pfft
💀
😭😭
YOU DID NOT-💀😂
PFFT
I'll never let this man breed me I can't imagine how good he is at eating 😺
let's not get into that topic 💀
Eating noodles mhm 🍜
@《『Douma At McDonalds』》 How exciting! A family reunion!
@×Danielle Crewel× Hello, one of my many spouses!
@@renkujo oh no he's here
Every time Douma says your mine it reminds me of that one Obanai asmr when he was like "your mine your my boo" i think it was the one when he was being clingy when you were taking a bath
Obanai is watching you in a bath- 💀
The fact I have a snake near me-💀💀💀🐍
LMAO-
douma: oh my oh my
me: u always say that
Douma: isn't it wonderful?
me being out of my body by an heart attack: hehe.... lasagna.... a baby lasagna.... *returns in myself* holy shit i know what will happen, the same thing of kotoha '0'
Next part: *He comforts listener in while their having pregnancy problems or something*
✨yes✨
Want some food 🍱
@@Notchloe_berryy3 :0
Yes ^^
@@_XCaramel_FrapuccinoX it's prob the cooked corpse of a poor female servant
@@AlolanVulpix xdddd
he about have demon babies
that made me laugh so hard
"i'm yours, BITCH" IDK WHY BUT IT SCARED ME FOR A SECOND BUT IT WAS FUNNY💀
Sane
Awww he's so happy what the heck 😭✨ so happy to be a dad and be with us wtf
I really am!
@@renkujo Really 🥺
@@renkujo awww and we're happy too !! 🥺✨
@@renkujo How the f did I get pregnant
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 don't touch our kid >:0 *angry demon mom noises*
That’s just gonna be some fresh chicken nuggies for douma.
Can't stop laughing and crying rn
Like- I do simp for him but this is taking it too far for me-
Its never too far.
I am stuck with simping for 2 years.
OH GOD HE IS SO SWEET
Thank you! 🥰
YES
@@renkujo YOU ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE LMAO
@@taranustiu BECAUSE I'M DOUMA
@Douma HELP ME WHY ARE DOUMA ACCOUNTS REPLYING
HE GOT ME... WHAT?!
I have the exact same reaction as yours😖
@×Danielle Crewel× PREGGO WHAT NOW
@×Danielle Crewel× I’m flabbergasted
@×Danielle Crewel× preggo my eggo 😂
@Douma ...
This makes me happy bc i’m a Douma simp 😭
“ I’m yours b!tch 😝 “
Had me died 💀💀
the amount of times ive searched "Muzan asmr" or "douma x yn asmr" is.. lets not talk ab it anymore
No but same
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 *aHEM* May I see your feminine side 👀 sir *cough cough*
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 can I have kokushibo’s phone number? Please…. Wait- act like I didn’t say anything
🫢📸
@@ineedtoshutup4362 hmmm 🤔 maybe
My brain malfunctioned as soon as I read the title 💀
SAME
HELP SAME I WASNT EXPECTING THIS
SAME
@@miata.mellii aye what you doin here 👁👄👁
@@shark2342 badussy😜 #flop #queencheryl #WAP🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🤣🤣🤣
the way I simp for Douma is immaculate and i apsolutly love Douma and i would give him my life if i could!😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 Also WHY TF DID THE PART WHEN HE SAID "im yours bitch" HAD ME DIEING
Thank you!
@@renkujo hello- wait- shit-
FR 😭
@@littlebody_bigheart5257 YOR? WHAT ABOUT LOID?
@@renkujo OH UM- DON"T TELL HIM PLEASE
Douma will never be my favorite uppermoon
Only Akaza
Me with akaza : calm
Me with douma : getting chills 💀💀
Douma >>
@@maxik6960 okay it’s time I talk 💀
My attack is literally ice…
The “I’m yours bitchhhh😍😙😘😚“ 💀
He got other women pregnant too doesn't that mean he's cheating?
@@Anikokitsuna56 yea, he did so I hooked up with akaza to make him mad😍
@@HARPISTOL you do you :)
@@Anikokitsuna56 😘
It’s all fun and games until Muzan finds out 👀
Don't worry, He won't find out, I'll make sure of it ^v^
@@douma7164 bet
@@douma7164 Say, Twin. Shall we run away from him?
@@renkujo Yas 😌💅✨
Oh my-
2:47 I’m yours bitch~!
Yup!
Your mine…
@@Notchloe_berryy3 🤭
Me: oh cool, im pregnant
Me: wait...that means we-
Douma:I’m yours bitch~💅
Me: *weird kettle wheezes*
bro but when he said i just want to eat you up or give you another kid-
WAIT!!!!! I just realized something, is akaza approved to this because he hates Doma eating women but yet now he has a wife and akaza doesn't!
I guessing akaza is very pissed
@Douma welp Doma. Good luck not getting your ass kicked 24/7 by your "friend"
@Douma ok sure how about he kiddnaps your demon wife and takes her as his girlfriend mmmmhhh?
Fr
I saw Akaza comment on this 💀
Akaza is preg by meee
@@Notchloe_berryy3 WHAT!!!!
*Cough cough* HUH?! EVERYDAY WE STRAY FURTHER FROM FREEDOM BUT WHO CARES AT THIS POINT!
AGAHHAHW INDEED
Not him apparently 😂
"I'm yours, bitch"
I literally started roasting a picture of Douma after that- 😭😭
*sees the title* .... *clicks faster than akaza makes donuts*
now now children, lets not bring Akaza into this
Every single day I stray away from sanity.
Welcome to my personal hell
if demons could reproduce, shinobu would be the first person to figure it out.
Yeah but how ? Like I’m pretty sure no demon has ever had a baby
@@Cat-silly What about Muzan himself?
Yeah muzan had 5 dio daughters
@@Dudu14_im_gay even though muzan has Five, we don’t know if he reproduced with any woman and he was known to have manipulate and kill the husband of his “wives” in order to stay hidden so it’s very possible that his daughters are not his
so no one is gonna talk about what he did to us before this happened? 🙂💀
yesh bro and it's sussy
I'm ok with that fact 😂😂
@@problematicprincess6270 ye it's quite funny to think abt tho :3
@@cupid.dazaii ikr hehe 💕
FBI OPEN UP--
DID HE CALL ME A BITC-🤨
Bro WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY COMMENT REPLY'S I LOOKED SO FAR JUST HOW
@@xmuzanmin wanted to say the same
"Would I make a great father?"
me: no you'd give the baby a rattle with fingers in it?!🙃
youre lucky this isn't the taisho era or i wouldve 💀
@@renkujo 💀
I would if I could, but I don't wanna traumatize the kid
@@douma7164 TRIPLETS!
@@renkujo Muzan is Abusing me 😭
Douma: Out of your mummy into my tummy
You called? I’m here!
I’m pregnant!!!😱
How are we still alive? I thought Douma would’ve ate us already
Akaza: *still drinking respect woman juice*
Akaza give Douma some
@@Nikko401 *gives douma a tank of respect women juice*
@@LadyAkaza Douma: ew (͡°ʖ̯͡°) **Throws the tank away**
@@Nikko401 *dumps a tank of respect women juice on him*
@@LadyAkaza Douma: ahh noo (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ᴺᴼᴼ I'm now wet! Wait- what is this-? **sniff** is this.... **licks** is this... RESPECT WOMEN JUICE!?! NUUUU **Becomes a gentledemon man who respects womens**
Why did”I’m yours bitch” make me laugh so much😂😂
HI BESTIES
I'M HELLA EARLY
😍😍😍😍😍
tysm for this actually in very amazed with your work in having me sleep at decent times 💖
Keep up the work morph
Hi Douma…
Hola Dear Sir 🫡 I have come to sacrifice my life
UHM.. HI-
@@KotohaHashibira. Douma. WHY DID YOU GET ME PREGNANT. Also how are you?
@@Kokushibo_edit honestly same.
......how tf am I gonna give birth to a block of ice you tryna kill me ? 💀
It won’t be a block of ice 💀 it will be a normal baby god daym
LMFAO A BLOCK OF ICE 😃
@@Cat-silly thank jesys
THE WAY THIS MADE ME HOLLER
Me in my head “don’t make a child of Douma don’t do it don’t do it you already have a spawn of Muzan”
THIS IS WHY YOUR ON MY SIMP LIST DOUMA😫
Awwh thank you ☺️💓
@@douma7164 OH GOD SHFVEHDG
@@Roselove9905 are you okay? Are you having a seizure? 😰😰😰
@@douma7164 I’m turning into a tomato because you and your voice😫
@@Roselove9905 I'm quite flattered by the compliments ☺️💓
Douma:lets have a baby me: 😢 bye legs
Pls when I saw my this freaking jaw dropped to the goddamn core of the freaking earth 🌎
Douma: you're stuck with me!
me: nuh uhh! boi stay at least 10 feet away from me!
I would give my soul to this man😍🥺♥️
Then give it I’m hungry 😋
@@Notchloe_berryy3 my soul has been taken 5000 times i dont think it will survive
"WOULD I MAKE A GOOD PaPa" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Me: ah shit I’m gonna be like Inosukes mom aren’t I? 🥲
2:45
Meanwhile:
Me: * literally dying on the floor laughing like a actual psycho * hahaha Ah
Imagine walking up to a little douma in blue elephant covered fabric, staring at you while you sleep and numbing
Edit: 7:41 … That awkward moment when you realize
Douma: I'm yours bi*ch
Me: * spray bottle laughter and wheezing *
Inosuke: Am i a joke to you!?
. 😀
After this:Oh I forgot.
HELP THIS WAS ON MY RECOMMENDED
The title. Got me screaming AY YO WHAT THE-
6:12 “Would I make a great father?, would I make a great papa?”
Me: Yes you will👁️👄👁️
HSIRYSNSBEHS HIM SINGING IS COMPLETING MY LIFE 😭😭😭
Hi
Stop being a simp for yourself and be more worried on how you got yourself pregnant
Wait huh your simping for your self??? o-o
@@Anikokitsuna56 Wait💀
@@dreamingofmars I'm 12
Lol
Doumanating-
No 💀💀💀
You're done, you're done
When ur late for a few minutes :
Why are you here 😃❔❔❔
@@KotohaHashibira. uhm
@@KotohaHashibira. *𝓣𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓸𝓴𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹 left the chat*
Bro turned into douma simp real quick 💀
Douma: I'll just eat you up and give you another kid 😊
Me: Oh- 😶💀
Haha-
Take it back IM NOT KIDDING TAKE IT BACK
Half human half demon babies…
Yeah I am terrified of my own child before they are even born😓
Tell douma that he needs to be 10 miles away from me
Donna having kids is Terrifying and I mean TERRIFYING
Me: reads the title is the video
Also me: realises what happened to douma
HOLD UP JUST ONE SECOND…..HOW?!
Douma: "im your's b!tch"
Me: "you can't just call me a b!tch and think im not funna clapback!"
Uh I got myself pregnant?!~
Yes 2:47 I belong to my self!~
We say nothing about me being here I found something I regret
XD
How the hell did you manage to do that!?
@@NezukoKamado-vm6rj 😶🤐
@@Anikokitsuna56 I don’t know! But ima ask Akaza-dono
2:45 NO, NO NO NO, NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WILL DESTROY EVERY SINGLE THING I HAVE OUT OF PURE RAGE AND INSANITY CUZ IM GIGGLING IN _(Im afraid to get pregnant cuz some ppl die after giving BIRTH)_
YEH HELL NO IM RUNNING AND KEEPING MY CHILD 😃
Yes. Far from that pjyscopath
Just don't run into an abusive husband.
@DoumaHOW ARE YOU HERE?! 😨
@@renkujo TWO DOUMAS-
@@Amberly_xoxo Hi there!
Douma:oh I got you pregnant
me: i hate you
Can you do one where you do a shower prank on giyu
(Where you hide behind a curtain and scare him)
Please 🤣 I feel he would unintentionally hit you then just hug you and apologise repetitively
YESSSSDSSDDDD
OMG YESSS😭👍
Hm? Uzui? What are you doing here?
@@douma7164 Uhh Nothing :D byeeeeeeeeeee
That'd indeed be a hilarious scene 😆
I just imagined it in my head 😂
0:10 what did he say I'm sorry for my stupidity 😂
Douma: “there’s nothing you can do about it”
Me: “Abortion”
You'll make a great parent.
OH-
i know Thank you.
Thanks 🕊
*Cries in minor* Anyways. The hell you did to get us here?-
@@toasted.crust._9456 Pretty much, I was hungry.
1:41 you got a little duma(douma)with you hahahahaaha
Simpfordouma who's with me being a simp for a douma
I ammm!! 😍😍😍