“Captain” Crunch was never actually a captain. He was a naval commander one rank below captain, after years of stolen valor and presenting himself off as a rank he was not he was locked up and stripped of his rank causing him to rebrand as Cap’n Crunch.
Prepare for your mind to be blown. Captain crunch is actually Commander crunch. Captains have 4 lines on their sleeves. Captian crunch has 3 lines on his sleeves. He is actually a Commander.
Lol me 2, I have this thing were I’m fine with watching scary stuff in the day but like If one my friends recommends a scary vid at night I’m like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Omg My dog Luna 😂😀 is isnt my only dog she’s the youngest. I have 3 more Milo, Oreo and Riley. At least she had her 5 seconds of fame XD this made my day
Che Durena, I have been diagnosed with a slight tendency towards LOW blood sugar. So I am one of a relatively small number of people for whom sugar(in moderation) IS healthy!
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My senior yr of college I went as capt crunch, my costume was epic. I met a girl dressed as Tony the Tiger, we talked, we went on a date a week later, epic
Funniest thing I've heard all day "most people dont like to start they day with a coke" girl lol in Merica lots of people drink that for breakfast. (Not me of course, I hate soda and yes I say soda not pop)
I never had Capt'n Crunch, it was always cinnamon toast and my sister would eat it all before I had some. And then three was Fruit loops, Rice Crispys, Checks, Kellogg's cereal with the Berries in it. And my Favorite LUCKILY CHARMS! I literally had to beg my mom found it and it annoyed the hell out of her. Sometimes 😐. 1:54
Oh god he’s a cereal killer...
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
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Next week: Top 10 Scary Theories About The Top 10 Hosts.
Yes agreed do it do it do it
Joseph Walden- yes please lol
Haha yeah I definitely want to see that 😂🤣😂🤣
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😂 next up top 10 scary fruit loops theories.
“Captain” Crunch was never actually a captain. He was a naval commander one rank below captain, after years of stolen valor and presenting himself off as a rank he was not he was locked up and stripped of his rank causing him to rebrand as Cap’n Crunch.
I knew that too ;D
🤣
I knew that he was a commander since 2018
Who else hates when you look away for two seconds
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When it gets soggy i just add fresh cereal
It is just me or there gonna more and more cereals in this series.
Yes lol
Haha lol
Him:"Captain crunch cuts the root of your mouth"
Me:"why they always LIEING"😂😂
Looks like everyone in this' theory ain't chewing at all
It's my fav cereal but yea it does cut the roof of my mouth
I never expected a scary thing about a ceral brand :p
I could have
They tend to make everything creepy.😂😱😇😱😂
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@@nova_ggsNumber 1 We Breath!
Now you can tell they're running out of ideas
"No Compromise In The Face of Oblivion" --Cap'n Crunch on The Soggies...
My theory is that cereal producers are in cahoots with the dentist so they can work on them and continue to work on their teeth.
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't start my day with a bowl of cereal where the milk is actually coke
i used to like sugary cereal... but now I'm just more of a plain non sugary cereal kind of person, like rice crispies, rice/corn chex, and cornflakes.
Best Captain Crunch is "OOPS! ALL BERRIES!"
No. It's original because both parts of it are good
Yea oops all berries is my 2nd favorite ceareal
Personally, I prefer the normal Cap'n Crunch.
Weakling
I drink a can of coke every morning
Same lol hahaha
Same
Used To But Don't Have Any More 🥺
Same lol
Stop...get some help.
1:09 This is exactly why I don't like Captain Crunch that much. Jesus, it's like eating my own damn skin mixed with cereal
I'd start my day with a can of coke but then again my day usually starts at 2:30pm. My sleep schedule is messed up
I sleep at 4 am,wake up at 3 or 2 pm.I feel you
Prepare for your mind to be blown.
Captain crunch is actually Commander crunch.
Captains have 4 lines on their sleeves.
Captian crunch has 3 lines on his sleeves.
He is actually a Commander.
Captain Crunch my favorite cereal to eat I like the peanut butter kind
What do you call someone who kills breakfast?
A cereal killer 😂
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What’s next? Cookie Crisp ?😂💀
Omg, I want more cereal conspiracy theories!
Capt Crunch, next do Count Chocula he is a menace and needs to be stopped! 🙌
Now they’ve stopped to the new lows of making theories and cereal mascots XD
cap'n crunch dude:yeah right I'm good cereal
Me:Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang
Captain Crunch is like Davy Jones, you join his crew and can never leave.
I hate watching this at night but I can't stop myself from watching it at night
Lol me 2, I have this thing were I’m fine with watching scary stuff in the day but like If one my friends recommends a scary vid at night I’m like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
I felt like this was quarantine madness or just digging deep. Either way you crushed it with the intro so I'll comment early.
I was eating captain crunch during this lmao😂😂😂
It doesn’t cut your mouth. But the chemicals on it can damage your roof from eating it too much. I know from experience but I still eat it .
That's what the pain is
Omg My dog Luna 😂😀 is isnt my only dog she’s the youngest. I have 3 more Milo, Oreo and Riley. At least she had her 5 seconds of fame XD this made my day
When your so early your video won't load
Che Durena, I have been diagnosed with a slight tendency towards LOW blood sugar. So I am one of a relatively small number of people for whom sugar(in moderation) IS healthy!
Me:*still eating cereal*
There is more sugar in a bowl of cereal than Coke
Pepsi, laughs in 27 grams of sugar and 100 calories
I start with a cigarette Pepsi and cereal
Hope everyone a wonderful and fun end to the week ❤️
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Reaperguy 67 Thats not self promotion moron, hes legit just saying he wants to become a popular youtuber
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I use to love this Cereal now I’m scared of it 😭😱
You should be :) it kills behind the scenes :) lol jk dont be scared yeet official will protect you *kills captain crunch dude*
I never know that cereal could be so dangerous😅😅😅
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Could captain crunch be named after a person who died in the military?
I love every kind of cereal 😁
Should have called the doggie Toto Che 😁
CHE ONLY GOT CEREAL FOR CHRISTMAS! Someone call SVU! and Olivia Benson ASAP! :P
Cap'n crunch be messing my mouth up
BUT WILL YOU MARRY ME?? 😂🤣😂🤣
Watches this while eating coco pebbles
Captain Crunch is the best cereal and you cannot change my mind 😛
Day 18 of asking for more FNAF themed content!
did you know he is not even a real captain? he have 3 lines, which means commander
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This video is making me crave cereal 🥣
Comander crunch is better than Seaman Crunch, a cereal only available during fleet week :P (think about it)
Me eating a big bowl of captain crunch rn
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Terrifying when these turn into PSAs ath the end. Blessed be the pet shout outs.
Corn flake's dangerous now omg
Definitely joined the Marines because of Capn Crunch
Top 10 scary Honey Nut Cheerios theories, Number one
He’s a bee
The fact I got captain crunch today;-;
My senior yr of college I went as capt crunch, my costume was epic. I met a girl dressed as Tony the Tiger, we talked, we went on a date a week later, epic
cereal theory?!! N O M
I never had Cap'n Crunch and I now am thinking on buying them
I just realized I’ve never even seen a Cap’n Crunch commercial (not even a captain he’s a commander xD)
Pass the Crunch Berries...I'm high🤣🤣
I'm high on... Never mind I'm quite low and sad
It definitely cuts the roof of your mouth
Lindsay were back at the studio but why Che isnt?
Hi everyone hope everyone is having a good day I ❤️ captain crunch
Funniest thing I've heard all day "most people dont like to start they day with a coke" girl lol in Merica lots of people drink that for breakfast. (Not me of course, I hate soda and yes I say soda not pop)
hey, the best part of waking up is coke in your up! not folgers
It only cuts your mouth if you suck on the dry cereal lol
You guys should do a video on what if c.h.a.z sparked a civil war .
Antivenom1998 that’s easy they would loose they don’t even have a military
I really miss the Nesquik cereal
Early!! 💕💕
I don't know what this is but I'm here now......😶
I have no joke to say....
My nan
I don't like cereal but I love pizza!! Please make more Scary Ouija Board Stories!! I love this channel soooooo much!!
Early gang where u at
Right here fool
yeet official let’s go boys
Ngl I have never tried captain crunch but I need to
Ummm still awaiting the Top 10 Scary The Cleveland Show Theories
Delusions be like😰👉👈
Good work on the video
Anytime I ate this stuff, I always got a weird film on the roof of my mouth even if it never cut it, it was still gross
I doubt cereal
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My favorite cereal is cap n crunch…
Looks like you could use a bowl of capn crunch as stoned as you look 🤣🤣!!!
Oh.. Spooky
So yu telling me it’s Cap’n Crunch and not captain crunch??????
I never had Capt'n Crunch, it was always cinnamon toast and my sister would eat it all before I had some.
And then three was Fruit loops, Rice Crispys, Checks, Kellogg's cereal with the Berries in it.
And my Favorite LUCKILY CHARMS! I literally had to beg my mom found it and it annoyed the hell out of her.
Sometimes 😐. 1:54
I thought it was captain crunch😭😭😭
He's a commander lol
Never had this breakfast cereal, but this certainly was an interesting video...
Plot twist... Captain Crunch is a pirate captain.
my scariest theory about it is that the cereal is made with sugar! 😱
Captain Crunch is a 'cereal' killer... 🥁
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Keep going yungin don't stop!
Glad u started with the MAIN theory. I grew up with the Cap hurting TF out my gums, that's y I don't eat it I attest to that theory ✋
I can honestly say captain crunch did indeed cut the roof of my mouth!
Next list, Top 10 scary bottles of water
Number 3 is true
That’s my birdie in the pet shout outs 😍😍