I have a brother who watches Marble League with me. (I'm a Speeders fan, he is a CCE fan, so the rivalry is fun). He was not born yet the last time the Kobalts were in.
i was a boy the last time the kobalts made the marble league. i am now an adult woman post multiple years of HRT. in these nine years, the pain hits exactly the same.
Oh god, that Kobalts roast is *everything* I have been waiting for. 3 years' worth of dopamine fired off on all cylinders when I heard you say "I'm not done yet, take back that woosh!"
Is it just me or is this Showdown going to be more stacked than the main tournament? This league never ceases to amaze me with how bassackwards it can be as of the last few years
Team Takedown: 0:43 Ka-boom 2:59 Red lightning rods 3:44 Diego 4:40 Oh-woaceanics 5:28 MIDnight Wisps 6:41 Limers Advanced Limering 7:45 TMNTSTTB (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sliding To The Basement) 8:38 Mel-low Yel-low 9:32 Shocking right? 10:27 Rojoll-over my ded body 11:25 A familiar face 12:15 Ryan Reynolds has bought the Minties 13:03 The Balls O-OOOOOO'rangers 16:06 The Purple Challengers 17:02 I'm colorblind who's this again??? 18:24 1927 St. Louis Musicians (totally not a Lackadaisy reference at all)
I was hoping you would make this video sooner rather than later. You never disappoint me with the way you roast everyone! As a Savage Speeders fan, with how things are going so far I'm pretty disappointed, but I believe it is more because the Speeders are just not used to being surrounded by so many new faces, to the point where they don't know how to get their A game together. They're used to beating the teams that they've seen multiple times, not the ones they haven't seen before.
I think Tangerin took this opportunity to retire. That, or he has had some disputes behind the scenes. He used to be an active member of the O’Rangers and has been stuck at reserve for the last four years as they have declined. He has gotten less and less play time over the last four years. I think he was done. As an O’Ranger’s fan, I cannot blame him.
goop timestamps 0:00 intro 0:44 Possum Drinking 200% Copium with a slash of Turn 6 2:04 Gelatin- OH, I'M SORRY 2:59 Gelatinous Plasma Thingies 3:44 Diego ExiSTARS (sorry) 4:40 Aquamaring's Conveyor Belt 5:28 Mid Afternoon Souls 6:41 Discount Ganymede and IO 7:46 The Unplugged Controller 8:38 Non Descript Citrus Soda 9:31 Undergolds Without Thunderstorm 10:27 Volver Al Show Abajo 11:25 The Whities 12:15 Broken Candy Canes 13:03 You like looking at "balls" don't you. 13:24 Tarocco's Dino Plushy Store 15:33 The Phone Call 16:06 The Eggplanets 17:02 Palette Park's Banked Turn 18:24 Sterling's Discharge Request 19:21 Shocking News 20:00 what 20:56 Totally Accurate Streams
Technically speaking, the Hornets roster still has perfect attendance. Qualified in 2020, retired shortly after, and Stinger/Hive joined in 2022 to help the Bumblebees qualify.
And that the o'rangers are out and the CCEs are down in the ladder is just...mwah...chef's kiss, this soup is unspoiled by JML nepotism. This has been one of the most entertaining leagues so far as a result.
@mariekuelbs9347 I know the feeling. I keep the Racers as a pocket fav. My main team is the Wolfpack tho, so right now, eating well. Only balanced out by how badly my third favorite the Hazers are doing.
Yeah, those four teams you picked for the bottom four in the showdown I can see happening tbh. Primary are Primary, the Pinkies with the 4th place curse that got the Wisps bottom 4 in the showdown and the Hazers relegated, the Turtle Sliders being the Turtle Sliders, and the Purple Rockets for obvious reasons.
@imrpovking845 Or maybe they can get 12th? They got 11th in something so they can defo get 12th here. EDIT: I just did a random number generator for the showdown and it actually gave them exactly 12th place here...
TD: Crowns the Racers the best fruit circuit team The raspberry racers: *shits themselves this whole marble league.* We are absolutely not going to qualify next year. Promote Ruzzy expeditiously. Rizzy get off the team. Does Ryzzy exist? If so give him a shot too at this rate.
I was in middle school when the Kobalts last appeared in a Marble League. I’m likely gonna get my bachelors in university by the time they finally qualify again
As an Oceanics Fan I enjoyed the Start of the MarbularOne because for a while we always finished above the Speeders. Since the Halfway mark of MarbularOne its been back to regular programming
8:11 I like their logo, team colors and name enough to buy their boxset though, maybe there's something to being the League's most disappointing team after all
Thesaurus: "No, I'm not going to explode over the O'Rangers failing, because I'm an adult, I don't do that sort of thing over balls of glass." Also Thesaurus: (does exactly that with the Kobalts about twelve minutes earlier) Great to see you again, we were all worried.
The videos just get better. Great job with this one! (As a Shining Swarm [455] and O'Rangers [456] fan... I'm just glad he didn't flame them too much.)
@@njackson6807 Well good. Why would you skip the showdown. You have built this up for years for people to care about all of these teams. Really need to showcase them all.
Regarding the Kobalts, they're a good Marbula One team, but for some reason they always fall apart when it comes to the Marble League, and you might be on to something when pointing that finger at Azure. The big performer in Marbula One has always been Cerulean, with Royal having some good years but absolutely tanking last year. Azure did awful in their one outing though and could be dragging the team down. Maybe with the change in leadership on the way, something can be done? Maybe? Probably not.
I did a randomised Showdown prediction (basically whatever number the random generator gave them was the number I put them to finish so 1 obviously wins and 16 obviously gets dead last): 1st: Limers (um, what) 2nd: Minty Maniacs (makes sense, they actually get to practice these events now) 3rd: Turtle Sliders (suppose that makes sense since they're decent in the showdown these days) 4th: Purple Rockets (somehow the number generator gave them number 4) 5th: Shining Swarm (eh, whatever) 6th: Indigo Stars (can see this happening, they've never done bad in the showdown before) 7th: Midnight Wisps (not really sure what to think about this) 8th: Team Plasma (kinda how I see Plasma doing as well) 9th: Team Primary (I mean... They did get rid of Secondary) 10th: Kobalts (not bottom 4 seems about right with Sapphire now leaving the team, I hope their new coach can actually help them qualify next year) 11th: Thunderbolts (they got rid of Thunderstorm so they should avoid the bottom 4) 12th: Mellow Yellow (considering they got 11th, 13th, 14th, and 15th before this actually ain't a bad shout tbh) 13th: O'rangers (after all the controversial decisions they made after the qualifiers I actually wouldn't be that surprised if they did get bottom 4, especially considering exactly how bad they did in those qualifiers) 14th: Oceanics (even with Siren and Nereid they couldn't qualify so we'll see if they still suck in the ML even with them there, they did do well in M1 and in the sand but I'm still not sure how good they actually are) 15th: Pinkies (I mean the Wisps and Hazers got bottom 4 when they fell to the 4th place curse so it's possible that the Pinkies could as well) 16th: Rojo Rollers (hmm... I wonder how this would age? The Rollers are interesting cases to say the least, whenever I expect them to qualify they don't, but whenever I expect them not to do so they somehow do, I didn't think the Rollers would get last but could the RNG be cooking with this?) So if relegation actually does happen this year, I'm being told that the O'rangers, Oceanics, Pinkies, and Rojo Rollers will be the four teams missing out on the ML2025 qualifiers. (Note that I do not know if relegation is happening or not so if someone knows for sure please let me know, thank you)
Why do all of the blue and adjacent to blue teams suck so much? Oceanics, Turtle Sliders, Midnight Wisps (blue swirls), Limers (blue swirls), Kobalts, Thunderbolts... All sent to the showdown. Many of them multiple times.
You know, with my usual teams eliminated from the League, I picked three teams to root for this time that I knew little about. Razzies for being a fruit team, Solar Flares for being orange, and Jungle Jumpers as an underdog pick. I am very happy with my picks thus far.
You can't be too harsh on many of these teams at this point, especially the Pinkies not qualifying, unless they're teams such as the Kobalts and Turtle Sliders. The league and the format is just inflated and outdated at this point. They need to think about increasing the number of Marble League main show spots and merge more teams together such as the Kobalts. Also, they should auto quality extra teams on a year by year review if the performances of the 4th and 5th place teams or others were equal to the 2nd and 3rd place teams like the Pinkies were in 2023, if they won MVM, if they won a total number of gold medals or total medals despite falling short of the podium, if they won Marbula One, etc. Possibly extend the auto qualification for past winners to 2-3 years as a temporary safe franchise spot as a reward and so they can continue to grow their fan bases.
All I can say is, I'm pissed. My beloved Bees are sucking and the freaking Speeders and Cats are still being good(more so the cats). I hate this stupid flukes
my favorite part of the video was with the marbles Anyways this is so sad Like half the teams I wanted to qualify didn’t. PRAYING that Kobalts *FINALLY* make it in the main league eventually. Sapphire leaving _should_ help them… I hope.
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I have a brother who watches Marble League with me. (I'm a Speeders fan, he is a CCE fan, so the rivalry is fun). He was not born yet the last time the Kobalts were in.
Damn son
SPOILER ALERT
Both and your bro's team had gone south atm
@@naturalharmoniagropius4486 Not out yet, though. They're never out yet. ;-)
i was a boy the last time the kobalts made the marble league. i am now an adult woman post multiple years of HRT. in these nine years, the pain hits exactly the same.
Kobalts: "We get it, we're trash. Now move on and forget about us."
Dino: *"I'm not done with you just yet."* _*crashes out majestically_
Oh god, that Kobalts roast is *everything* I have been waiting for. 3 years' worth of dopamine fired off on all cylinders when I heard you say "I'm not done yet, take back that woosh!"
Is it just me or is this Showdown going to be more stacked than the main tournament? This league never ceases to amaze me with how bassackwards it can be as of the last few years
19:52 You just spoiled today’s event’s podium, too. Those 3 teams are doing damage!
even the exact presentation order on the podium was right too... (silver, gold, then bronze)
@@lewatoaofair2522 Ay let the new teams COOK
i LOVED the part where team momo was on the screen
I Strongly Agree with that 2024 assessment: 4 events was NOT enough to fairly evaluate 28 teams.
Team Takedown:
0:43 Ka-boom
2:59 Red lightning rods
3:44 Diego
4:40 Oh-woaceanics
5:28 MIDnight Wisps
6:41 Limers Advanced Limering
7:45 TMNTSTTB (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sliding To The Basement)
8:38 Mel-low Yel-low
9:32 Shocking right?
10:27 Rojoll-over my ded body
11:25 A familiar face
12:15 Ryan Reynolds has bought the Minties
13:03 The Balls O-OOOOOO'rangers
16:06 The Purple Challengers
17:02 I'm colorblind who's this again???
18:24 1927 St. Louis Musicians (totally not a Lackadaisy reference at all)
I was hoping you would make this video sooner rather than later. You never disappoint me with the way you roast everyone!
As a Savage Speeders fan, with how things are going so far I'm pretty disappointed, but I believe it is more because the Speeders are just not used to being surrounded by so many new faces, to the point where they don't know how to get their A game together. They're used to beating the teams that they've seen multiple times, not the ones they haven't seen before.
I think Speeders need some new recruits. They're not the same as back in 2016😢
I think Tangerin took this opportunity to retire. That, or he has had some disputes behind the scenes. He used to be an active member of the O’Rangers and has been stuck at reserve for the last four years as they have declined. He has gotten less and less play time over the last four years. I think he was done. As an O’Ranger’s fan, I cannot blame him.
O'Rangers being on this video.... feels weird.
I call this their vacation year rn 😂😂
I never thought I’d see the day where UTree and JMR combined. You’ve earned my attention for certain (Did you have to go so hard on my Oceanics 😂)
NOT THE CLOWN WALTZ 😭😭😭😭 pure unadulterated PAIN.
goop timestamps
0:00 intro
0:44 Possum Drinking 200% Copium with a slash of Turn 6
2:04 Gelatin- OH, I'M SORRY
2:59 Gelatinous Plasma Thingies
3:44 Diego ExiSTARS (sorry)
4:40 Aquamaring's Conveyor Belt
5:28 Mid Afternoon Souls
6:41 Discount Ganymede and IO
7:46 The Unplugged Controller
8:38 Non Descript Citrus Soda
9:31 Undergolds Without Thunderstorm
10:27 Volver Al Show Abajo
11:25 The Whities
12:15 Broken Candy Canes
13:03 You like looking at "balls" don't you.
13:24 Tarocco's Dino Plushy Store
15:33 The Phone Call
16:06 The Eggplanets
17:02 Palette Park's Banked Turn
18:24 Sterling's Discharge Request
19:21 Shocking News
20:00 what
20:56 Totally Accurate Streams
200% isnt enough. i need something stronger
Technically speaking, the Hornets roster still has perfect attendance. Qualified in 2020, retired shortly after, and Stinger/Hive joined in 2022 to help the Bumblebees qualify.
The Hornets roster got thrown in the trash years ago
@@DamianAlvarez-ti5qk is that why Stinger and Hive are still in the ML?
@@No_Sleepee Arguably true, but they were technically already merged with the Bees in 2021. They just weren't part of the actual roster yet.
Green Ducks look like they're finally going to make an actual podium in point totals, but the team events are now done...
This is the time where we need a ML teams that did qualify
And that the o'rangers are out and the CCEs are down in the ladder is just...mwah...chef's kiss, this soup is unspoiled by JML nepotism. This has been one of the most entertaining leagues so far as a result.
And the Speeders and Razzies being well down there too.
Me: “Raspberry Racers fan in pain noises”
@mariekuelbs9347 I know the feeling. I keep the Racers as a pocket fav. My main team is the Wolfpack tho, so right now, eating well. Only balanced out by how badly my third favorite the Hazers are doing.
Yeah, those four teams you picked for the bottom four in the showdown I can see happening tbh. Primary are Primary, the Pinkies with the 4th place curse that got the Wisps bottom 4 in the showdown and the Hazers relegated, the Turtle Sliders being the Turtle Sliders, and the Purple Rockets for obvious reasons.
Mellow Yellow will either win (Dino doesn't say it but actually does) or get relegated. They never do middle.
@imrpovking845 Or maybe they can get 12th? They got 11th in something so they can defo get 12th here.
EDIT: I just did a random number generator for the showdown and it actually gave them exactly 12th place here...
Well I wish Kobalts the best of luck In Marbula 1
FRC marble RUclipsr… perfect.
TD: Crowns the Racers the best fruit circuit team
The raspberry racers: *shits themselves this whole marble league.*
We are absolutely not going to qualify next year. Promote Ruzzy expeditiously. Rizzy get off the team. Does Ryzzy exist? If so give him a shot too at this rate.
Are rass and berry good enough to join? Feel like Razzy and Ruzzy are the only good members with the rest not good enough to stay.
I adapt on the fact that the O'rangers didn't qualify for this year's ML. But I lay my support to the ducks, in behalf of the O'rangers.
2:04 their coach quit over this, what took them so long I ask
Jungle Jumpers currently sitting warm in silver. This is a weird year.
Coach Sapphire just stepped down for the Kobalts at least 👍
I was in middle school when the Kobalts last appeared in a Marble League. I’m likely gonna get my bachelors in university by the time they finally qualify again
I think YOUR GRANDSONS gonna get their bachelors in university by the time they qualify again xD
As an Oceanics Fan I enjoyed the Start of the MarbularOne because for a while we always finished above the Speeders. Since the Halfway mark of MarbularOne its been back to regular programming
Flares gonna win the league with a radiance mvp season
*Diet O'rangers
Radiance's score sheet is hilarious. A 0 in their first event, followed with 2 Gold medals 💀
8:11 I like their logo, team colors and name enough to buy their boxset though, maybe there's something to being the League's most disappointing team after all
The Pinkies are the Cleveland Browns. They get good for a couple years then fall back to earth again.
3:26 that’s Henry, Thesaurus!!
He cool
Thesaurus: "No, I'm not going to explode over the O'Rangers failing, because I'm an adult, I don't do that sort of thing over balls of glass."
Also Thesaurus: (does exactly that with the Kobalts about twelve minutes earlier)
Great to see you again, we were all worried.
The videos just get better. Great job with this one!
(As a Shining Swarm [455] and O'Rangers [456] fan... I'm just glad he didn't flame them too much.)
3:24 Thomas the tank engine fans rise up!
damn Cobalt's fans catching strays 14:32😂
As a Kobalts fan I knew that you would have talked about them first...
I'm so confused. They kept saying there is no showdown. But now there is.... Could someone explain what is going on
Jelle got talked into doing a Showdown this year, they weren't planing in doing one but it made people sad so they're gonna have one
@@njackson6807 Well good. Why would you skip the showdown. You have built this up for years for people to care about all of these teams. Really need to showcase them all.
12:05 I can't believe they let down Ryan Reynolds like this
20:05 after event 10 they´ve actually done really well
As a Kobalts fan…yeah…
13:37 I still have a bruise on my jaw from when it hit the floor
Regarding the Kobalts, they're a good Marbula One team, but for some reason they always fall apart when it comes to the Marble League, and you might be on to something when pointing that finger at Azure. The big performer in Marbula One has always been Cerulean, with Royal having some good years but absolutely tanking last year. Azure did awful in their one outing though and could be dragging the team down. Maybe with the change in leadership on the way, something can be done? Maybe? Probably not.
15:12 I'm fucking dying
It's always a good day when Dino uploads a marble video; and this one was one of the best
I did a randomised Showdown prediction (basically whatever number the random generator gave them was the number I put them to finish so 1 obviously wins and 16 obviously gets dead last):
1st: Limers (um, what)
2nd: Minty Maniacs (makes sense, they actually get to practice these events now)
3rd: Turtle Sliders (suppose that makes sense since they're decent in the showdown these days)
4th: Purple Rockets (somehow the number generator gave them number 4)
5th: Shining Swarm (eh, whatever)
6th: Indigo Stars (can see this happening, they've never done bad in the showdown before)
7th: Midnight Wisps (not really sure what to think about this)
8th: Team Plasma (kinda how I see Plasma doing as well)
9th: Team Primary (I mean... They did get rid of Secondary)
10th: Kobalts (not bottom 4 seems about right with Sapphire now leaving the team, I hope their new coach can actually help them qualify next year)
11th: Thunderbolts (they got rid of Thunderstorm so they should avoid the bottom 4)
12th: Mellow Yellow (considering they got 11th, 13th, 14th, and 15th before this actually ain't a bad shout tbh)
13th: O'rangers (after all the controversial decisions they made after the qualifiers I actually wouldn't be that surprised if they did get bottom 4, especially considering exactly how bad they did in those qualifiers)
14th: Oceanics (even with Siren and Nereid they couldn't qualify so we'll see if they still suck in the ML even with them there, they did do well in M1 and in the sand but I'm still not sure how good they actually are)
15th: Pinkies (I mean the Wisps and Hazers got bottom 4 when they fell to the 4th place curse so it's possible that the Pinkies could as well)
16th: Rojo Rollers (hmm... I wonder how this would age? The Rollers are interesting cases to say the least, whenever I expect them to qualify they don't, but whenever I expect them not to do so they somehow do, I didn't think the Rollers would get last but could the RNG be cooking with this?)
So if relegation actually does happen this year, I'm being told that the O'rangers, Oceanics, Pinkies, and Rojo Rollers will be the four teams missing out on the ML2025 qualifiers. (Note that I do not know if relegation is happening or not so if someone knows for sure please let me know, thank you)
:(
@ThesaurusDinosaurus If relegation were to happen and the O's DID get bottom 4... The views...
My favourite thing about these videos is the Speeders hate. Nice to know as a Speeders fan that we're that good 😂
Why do all of the blue and adjacent to blue teams suck so much?
Oceanics, Turtle Sliders, Midnight Wisps (blue swirls), Limers (blue swirls), Kobalts, Thunderbolts...
All sent to the showdown. Many of them multiple times.
Indigo Stars as well.
@@cooperc69420 Yes, they are technically indigo, but close enough.
me watching my 3 favorite teams all fail to qualify: (rollers oceanics orangers)
Wait til you look at my randomly generated showdown predictions...
SURVIVOR REFERENCE OML
When?
Holt shit you cooked with the roasts in this one, I might need new lungs soon.
To be fair, Minty Maniacs got privilege to play the actual ML 2024.... as a demo team 😅
You know, with my usual teams eliminated from the League, I picked three teams to root for this time that I knew little about. Razzies for being a fruit team, Solar Flares for being orange, and Jungle Jumpers as an underdog pick.
I am very happy with my picks thus far.
1:16 THAT'S STILL A THING?! I was watching Jimquisition videos about that like 9 years ago
Praise God for Them
13:02 What
Us Oceanics are sinking. But we gonna drag you ORangers and Turtle Sliders with us. (I don't like those two teams and many more)
Relegate the O’Rangers
be nice to the oceanics man they fired their coach (XD) but i have hope for them!! favorite team lol
You can't be too harsh on many of these teams at this point, especially the Pinkies not qualifying, unless they're teams such as the Kobalts and Turtle Sliders. The league and the format is just inflated and outdated at this point. They need to think about increasing the number of Marble League main show spots and merge more teams together such as the Kobalts. Also, they should auto quality extra teams on a year by year review if the performances of the 4th and 5th place teams or others were equal to the 2nd and 3rd place teams like the Pinkies were in 2023, if they won MVM, if they won a total number of gold medals or total medals despite falling short of the podium, if they won Marbula One, etc. Possibly extend the auto qualification for past winners to 2-3 years as a temporary safe franchise spot as a reward and so they can continue to grow their fan bases.
O' ...VER😂😂😂...MY GAWWWWD 😂😂😂😂
As an O’Rangers fan I now know what it feels like to be a Patriots fan
We’ll be back.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am so happy that my team isn’t going to be featured in this video
Oh yeah, kobalts exists....
I mean did you see the Kobalts’ captain has resigned?!
damn i have too watch this tomorrow, excited tho
Being a fan of only the citrus teams I really didn’t know who to root for in the actual league. I settled on the Green Ducks because I’m an Oregonian.
As a long time O'rangers fan everything you said hurt.... because it was the GOD DAMN TRUTH
I hope this talks about Sapphire’s resignation!
Pretty sure Dino wrote this before the Sapphire resignation
Pure. GOLD😂😂😂😂😂
Showdown podium: O'rangers > Indigo Stars > Turtle Sliders
midnight wisps 5:28
at 3:24
1 his name was henry
2 he was let out in the next episode
#RaspberryRacers4Life🎉 They R da FRUIT!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....DAMN
All I can say is, I'm pissed. My beloved Bees are sucking and the freaking Speeders and Cats are still being good(more so the cats). I hate this stupid flukes
@@rossmair6862 The Speeders aren't even doing well right now. They're down there in the bottom half which makes it more exciting.
my favorite part of the video was with the marbles
Anyways this is so sad
Like half the teams I wanted to qualify didn’t.
PRAYING that Kobalts *FINALLY* make it in the main league eventually. Sapphire leaving _should_ help them… I hope.
“They” is the right word if you’re talking about 2 or more members and “he” and “his” is the right word if you are talking about one member.
This is the worst season, by far. I'm not even watching it. The content sucks.
What's wrong with this season?
@@lisamacfarlane646 he's either coping, or just...
nah prolly coping
hard coping because kobalts fan
Average salty mellow yellow or orangers fan
he says whilst the ML this year is goated as fuck