Dylan Mulvaney: I've Girl Bossed too close to the sun
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In the history books I always scoffed and laughed at the romans thinking to myself “how in the world could degeneracy bring about the end of a whole empire?” Well I apologise romans I had no idea how insidious and insipid degeneracy actually is
It's morbidly interesting to watch a civilization fall in real time isn't it?
@@Castitalus man all i wanted in life was a my slice of pie, and to hang with the homies. Now i gotta worry about civilization collapsing because people hate eachother for disagreements, to the point they become who they hate. an example of this is someone claiming they hate racists, but when someone says "thats not racist" they start using actual slurs. I seen that happen to a black guy who defending filthyfranks edgy humor and some asian chick who supposedly hated racists, called that black guy a coon.
Or women that say kill all men, yet they constantly talk about men on women violence? Like what so you wanna solve the problem by doing the exact thing you hate?
I thought my teenage years were confusing but im honestly more confused at 27. The world makes less sense everyday.
Roman's: Its cool bro
As they say, sometimes "you have to see it to believe it".
It's weird how all those warnings turned out to be true. It's like society has been teenagers for decades and now we're adults.
"I make the beard feminine in a way, tee hee!"
No you don't. You literally cannot. Because in actual reality a beard is the exact opposite of feminine. You can do everything else perfect and the beard ruins all the rest. I can't believe I haven't pulled my eyes out already.
What do you mean my penis is not feminine
Words are losing their meanings...
Facts are not important to cognitive dissonance facilitating cognitive biases.
Logical cognitive functions and critical thinking processes are irrelevant in a irrational world of only feelings...
@@quitequiet5281 agreed that's why we cannot adopt their language and talk as we always have for the last 20 years before we entered the clown dimension
@@jenpachi2408 Exactly! It’s not disrespectful to maintain language, expression and meaning.
Unfortunately a lot of the things going on are actually related to the plastics situation...
Sigh...
Now I go off a rant containing years of research data...
Things that it might be unsettling to know...
But it’s all true...
The reasons are more insidious than you think...
Plastics are leeching endocrine hormonal affecting chemistry into the environment.
This was recognized and suppressed in the 1960’s because of the economic influence agendas.
It probably started in the 1950’s...
Hence the “exual revolution” of the 1960’s was the first generation of hormonally influenced society consequences of chemical pollution influence.
As male testosterone levels are lowered by these chemical exposures...
Female testosterone levels are raised...
There is balancing and proportional system of organic chemistry levels that occurs...
Like when guys who abuse steroids in order to become super buff...
Later get boobs as a result of hormonal consequences of their chemical exposure.
It was actually historically statistically normal for 10% of all mammals to be... gay.
Cats, dogs, whales, dolphins, wolves,mice...
Mammals which includes Homo Sapiens.
This is simply natural variation in mammal chemistry due to natural variations in the environment.
The natural environment naturally being a organic chemistry environment... chemistry is simply chemistry.
The effects of the hormonal patterns are varied due to the proportion of hormonal chemistry and the processes that are affected.
At different points of development there are essentially going to be different consequences based upon the development processes underway at that exact moment.
Thus affecting the physical appearances, the chemical capabilities, the hormonal processes and balances as well as architecture and infrastructure.
I should point out that scientifically all mammals are female and that maleness is the result of a single chromosome.
So the question about what is a woman? Is totally wrong and misleading...
The question is “What is a man?”
With the answer being that a man is a member of the species of Homo Sapiens a type of mammal.
In the 1990’s it was scientifically recognized that if a pregnant female mouse was exposed to higher than normal levels of testosterone...
Her female offspring exhibited male behavior.
If the pregnant female mouse was exposed to higher levels of estrogen then her male mice exhibited female behavior.
The science gets more factual as the information is understood but it is suppressed by political manipulation via economic influence in order to maintain the status quo and possibly to facilitate hegemonic control systems.
Currently the millennials and gen z age groups in polling self registered at around 20% LGTB...
Which is twice the historical statistics of these minority groups.
Minority groups are routinely used as the punching bag for non minority groups in order to facilitate political control and social society hierarchical hierarchies.
The pecking order is created by group think often using psychological emotional manipulation and then emotional reactions which...
Strong Emotional reactions short circuit logical cognitive functions and critical thinking processes...
This is how advertising works.
This is how propaganda functions.
This is why the person in “Love” can be totally irrational in their actions, beliefs and behavior... it’s chemistry.
This is how con artists and scammers manipulate individuals and groups...
create a emotional reaction facilitating emotional manipulation induce a strong emotional reaction facilitating a strong emotional mental state facilitating cognitive dissonance facilitating cognitive biases...
Once the suggestions are planted and the cognitive biases take hold...
People ignore relevant facts, details and evidence in favor of...
... cherry picking imaginary devices and improbable probabilities which them forms their beliefs.
Whatever people believe is real to them...
And people believe what they want to believe essentially.
So at this time there are fourth and fifth generations of populations under the influence of chemistry pollution in plastics leeching endocrine hormonal affecting chemistry into the environment and narcissistic sociopathic social engineering networks that use the general population and group think to maintain the status quo situations and manipulate the general population.
So they systematically suppress anything that could upset their apple cart and they support all things that increases their influence, power, authority and wealth.
Thusly they destroy education in public sector and control the higher education system limiting the numbers of those who are enabled into the o private paper pedigree club...
While simultaneously causing certain things to go mainstream and become widespread ideas...
Then certain types of things are supported and others are opposed...
Certain people are able to make it through college and achieve tremendous amounts of debt and they work as waiter’s and bartenders with a PHD or master’s degree or bachelors degree...
While simultaneously others who socially connected or socially puppetted are routinely successful and moved into influential positions.
If you went onto a Native American reservation many years ago and watched a roomful of Native Americans watching a western movie...
Everything would identify with the “stars of the movie”...
Native Americans cheering for the 7th Cavalry arriving in time to save the settlers...
Who were trespassing... LOL
BECAUSE THATS THE POWER OF CULTURAL IDENTIFICATION...
That is what it is all about...
It’s about hierarchical hegemonic control systems and culture influence agendas related to empowering narcissistic sociopathic social engineering friends networks that have private agendas.
People find themselves manipulated into beliefs and behaviors then agendas and purposes...
Not recognizing the cognitive biases and psychological emotional manipulation involved.
Oops sorry that’s like a projectile vomit allergy situation at this point...
There are narcissistic sociopathic social engineering networks involved in this...
Ultimately it is about hierarchical hegemonic control and economic exploitation agendas.
Decreasing intelligence is another example and increasing emotional reactions facilitating cognitive dissonance...
@@quitequiet5281 Confucius said that if he gained the power to fix his society, the first thing he would do is restore the dictionaries and clarify the meanings of words.
His dad: "I would love to see you get a woman pregnant." Code for, "I want grandchildren."
His mom: "I would love for you to own property one day." Which is a nice way to say, " Hurry up and get your own place and be out of our house you pixy bum!"
Russian men 😥🥵
For real haha, this was mom saying “Honey, I really don’t care, just please get your shit together and make something of yourself"
After his child, why would he have hope for his grandchildren to correct their mistake?
@@Marinealver I think his dad just wants to sit back and watch his kid suffer with a kid. the what goes around comes around. Not so much a gift but a punishment of dealing with a little version of what he created.
Well his parents certainly missed some part of parenting, if thing like that grown from a boy. I mean you can be fairy as fcuk, i dont care, but even fairy can make his own money, and not drain his parents bankaccount when hes 30+ y.o.
"I'm a girl because I never got to be one"
"I make the beard feminine"
Modern logic everyone, your new lord and saviour
Honestly, it’s still better than the old god that had people repressed to the extent they had to live lies, now it’s by choice and you probably won’t get jumped and beaten half to death by closeted jocks or be told your an unnatural mistake unworthy of gods love.
Also, random people are executed for witchcraft, you can’t get tortured to death for saying something they don’t like, heresy, yet atleast..
The left is crazy, but the only reason why we even live the level of peace and prosperity we do is because Christians stopped living by the word of the religion, replacing it with lip service.
The left is atleast trying to live by their craziness, and though they are annoying, they are pretty harmless as long as there is someone willing to not let them do whatever they want with whoever they want.
You spelled satan wrong
Yeah Jesu Mi 😩🙏🏾
I think you spelled the Antichrist wrong brother
@@kittycat8222 satan has been erased from existence eons ago
Dylan gives me the vibe that he's building a skin suit in his basement.
I sort of pity xor
It puts the lotion on the skin
@@IronPunkVids - or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it’s told
@@IronPunkVids Damnit, I wanted to use that reference. Well played though.
which is now government funded
Everybody give Gundam some love - the man needs it after torturing himself for our entertainment.
Agreed!
At this point I believe he's into cerebral BDSM... 😆
People like Dylan are the reason I will NEVER support the Alphabet Soup cult.
there is no saving of this man, he is too far gone.
Amen.. our man needs a mental health retreat
He constructed his personality out of a 2000s Disney channel character like Hanah Montana. I'm convinced of it
Hmmm... there might be something to that...
Making an absolute and complete mockery of real women. How anybody genuinely supports this shit is proof that we are long overdue for that giant meteor.
@Mei Hatsume definitely not the best, but he’s for sure of “both worlds”.
Actually no, he’s of one world: he’s male.
You ain't gotta go that far back. Dylan should be current year Disney's poster child.
@Mei Hatsume lmao life's a climb right? There's always gonna be another mountain, 🎵 and all that
Ok, the "trans women can teach you more about femininity than cis women" got me shook, ngl.
I'd much rather ask my mom anything than someone who seems so unwell mentally, thank you.
yeaaaa but this literally goes into the weird perverted trans MAN stereotype, this "girl" is gross and weirddd
I've seen this delusion with career women aka girlbosses and also trans women. They really think they can just turn femininity on and off, as if it's just about smiling and waving. So stupid. Femininity is engrained in a person, it's nothing like the act these people put on. I mentioned girlbosses because I've seen too many say they will be feminine when they meet the right man. That's not how any of this works.
Excc xxxxc use me bigot much?
2 hidden replies. I want to see them....
Hi, I know it's annoying and I wish more people would complain about it, because it's straight up shenshorship!!!! Either YT hides it or someone mass flag a reply. so it would be hidden!!!! oh, and your reply just now is also hidden......
If anyone dare calls my woman parts a "Barbie Pouch" I'm sending him to God.
Just for that I'm engraving "Barbie Pouch" onto my next 3D printed gun.
Vertical Smile? 😁
@@MK_ULTRA420 I'll buy two.
🤣🤣🤣
I think this dude is gonna meet Satan before you send him to God 😂
I'm still not convinced that Dylan isn't a genius character actor.
Honestly, if I was going to write a satirical character to make fun of woke culture, I would just write Dylan.
Same, for my sanity I'm just going to headcannon Dylan as a genius character actor
Yeah, big Titania McGrath vibes. It's got to be a super troll.
If it is an act, its close to the character Daffyd Thomas from "Little Britian". Daffyd lives in a small rural town and insists on being "the only gay in the villiage". If anyone else tries to say they're gay too, Daffyd shuts them down.
He’s the other half of Christopher Chan, except he’s everything Chan is minus being fat and a motherfucker yet…
@@axeSyntax Yep, clown world. We broke Poe's Law a few years ago and had to replace it with clown world since it's all absurd all the time now.
There is something so creepy about an adult anybody pretending to be a little girl.
Fixation on prepubescent little girls so much as to emulate their looks doesn't give you pedophile vibes???
because 99.999999% of them are paedophiles
Be careful, that’s wrong think
I believe you've just committed a racisms and you must be sent to the gulag.
Plain childish when it's an adult woman doing it, plain disturbing when it's a adult man.
“Transpeople are so oppressed”
*Dylan gets sponsors, tiktok clout and even an exclusive interview with president creepy
joe, and so much more* 💀
He literally was sponsored for sanitary products….. I feel like he enjoys fantasizing about inserting tampons in his anus
The elitist pets earn all the hate they get.
Don't forget, "Nobody would go through this, just to get an advantage."
Yup truly the champions of the victim Olympics.
I do get transphobia from time to time and the situation in my state is looking grim government whise (italy)...
In my perspective Dylan has
1- Some kind of trauma or is in a regressed state, her behavior is veerryy strange
2- I think she's putting a very bad face on trans people one of the first thing that hurts but you have to accept or realize that you can never be a cisgender person no matter what and she is kind of crossing this line...? It's like she's pretending to be a cis person (relating to cisgender problems and all of that) instead of just being herself or trans.
There is nothing wrong in being trans and having a bit of both experiences from different perspective...
For exemple I cannot say how much a kick in the balls hurts because I don't have them, I can only say that it looks painful but I actually cannot relate to that specifical problem.
I can relate on others like balding or learn to cut my beard when it comes the time
I mean... No one else feels like he has the face of a very disturbed person? How he talks and smiles and has this super wide eyed expression... It's exactly how I'd expect someone playing the part of a cartoonish Joker.
Those are known as the Crazy Eyes.
Some men just want to watch the world burn...
Others want man-made vaginas and access to little girls bathrooms.
Tomato-tamato.
He strikes me as an extreme narcissist going to where he can get the attention and adulation he demands.
Remember that Twitter isn't real life. Most people have never seen this person, and would be horrified if they saw him.
He's the type of guy who gets offended cause you wouldn't let him use his lady penzuhs on you so now he gonna stab you for being a bigot.
I love how Dylan acts like a stereotypical little girl who is caricaturized in cartoons and crappy live action drama, as a frolicking heel wearing giggling ball of sunshine who is afraid of bugs.
Man, I wish me and my sister's childhood were this perfect. Also aren't these the same people who are against these stereotypes?
That's what I'm thinking as well. 10 years ago stereotypes were harmful. Now they are the only thing that defines what you are. How did we even get here?
They glorify the dress up play session because it's a fetish. It was never about identity.
When you don't know anything about a topic/subject, the only thing you can use for reference is stereotypes. Usage of said stereotypes makes people think they know everything about that topic. Examples? Black and white people talking smack about each other, the media talking smack about... anything, and this nonsensical victim of a disney-themed acid-trip gone wrong.
That's the most hilarious thing about trans
They say gender is different, and that boy/girl interest, activities, behaviours all ALL A CONSTRUCT...
But then a boy wears a pink dress "ohhh he's a girl trapped in a boys body"
But If boy/girl is only a state of mind ...a societal construct.
Than how do you know he's really a girl?
What is a girl?
Infact if it's "societal construct" then how can you level someone either way ?
Without admitting, men and women are NOT interchangeable...
Just like RuPaul does on his Drag Show. Those girls have a gay 'ol time acting like caricatures of women; and women tune in to embrace them with smiles. So why so angry with Bugs Bunny here?
My dude, that video of the men talking about feminine beards and wanting to be a mom gave this biological woman an aneurysm.
Don't worry... it also does the same to men.
My mind exploded on the wall.
There's no such thing as a biological woman. It's an absurd made up idea generated by Extreme Right Wing conspiracy nuts during the bathroom stall debate.
(Source "The Science" and the US Government!)
*DOIOIOOIOI brrrrtttt*
Dylan is cosplaying as a 40 year old wine mom that's trying so hard to keep it together, but could start screaming at the drop of a hat because Kohls won't take her coupons from 8 years ago she just happened to find in her old purse last week.
It does seem like that 😂
Nailed it 👌 😂
I'm concerned for Gundam's mental health. Gotta give him credit tho, he's been sacrifinsing himself in the name of a greater cause: letting his viewers know how much the world sucks.
Nah this shit is comedy gold
@@King-balloon indeed
I appreciate him doing this but this story is insane. The world is very hard now and slow, so looking forward to his next video man.
It's the best Gundam video in a while. Glad he can make us laugh while the world burns.
Agreed
Ok I’ll be that guy, I’ll remind everyone of Dylan’s accomplishment.
•somehow gets sponsored by tampax tampons
Enjoys filming themselves going to public restrooms handing out tampons he doesn’t have a use for and asking little girls if they need help learning how to use them and if he can show them
•tampax has to end sponsorship because they cannot justify this level of creepy
Woah, for real?
@@bobbydyne it wasn’t a “sponsorship” per se, tampax reached out to them to make ads and have a collaboration together. They then backed out after they made a bunch of videos explaining how much they enjoy instructing little girls how to use them in person. So yes, unfortunately mostly it’s true.
Sorry, what???
Ok, looking into this I fell into a rabbit hole of sorts.
Don't remember the first name but the last name was Yaniv. Claimed to be a trans woman, and then hosted a community pool party... for kids... as young as 12... without parents... and where the kids are not required to have a shirt.
He also celebrated when a court ruling decided that it is 100% ok for someone of the opposite gender to see you changing without your consent. 😬.
At first I thought he was just an obnoxious attention whore. This is worse.
The more depressed a person is, the happier they act on camera and around others.
Then stay off of the internet and get help. I don't believe it for a second lol
Agreed.
Also.
Ah, yes, a grown ass man identifying as a "Little girl".
Totally not a paedophile trying to normalize their disgusting mental illness, and use their identity to reach vulnerable children.
(This is sarcasm for the people out there with zero braincells)
But Honestly; I fucking despise this shit.
People like this are why I stopped supporting the LGBT-alphabet soup bullshit a long time ago.
Oh, you think I'm homophobic?
Go back to r/socialism where you belong, brainlet.
Robin Williams waves from Heaven.
@The Wandering M lol right?!
Well put
its funny how one man pretending to be a little girl can drown out all the voices of women
Meeeediiia and forums baby all it takes is 1 unstable idiot to drown out the millions of logical voices, it's why the plague of stupidity running rampant people worried about covid I fear our species bout to revert back to the bronze age in intelligence
*one woman
@@BeanCursed who's only one woman? It seems many women are speaking out against men taking our femininity and twisting it into something it's not.
@@BeanCursed one man
*one degenerate
Dylan is truly the real life version of Mrs.Garrison
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
Does that mean Dylan will revert back into a male again?
Holy fuck 😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dylan is a gift. He is the perfect encapsulation of the end game of this lunacy.
And what we show our grandchildren videos of when they ask why we throw alphabet freaks off of buildings.
I'm just waiting for him to reveal himself as the greatest troll ever.
Oh boy can he actually get to post game then? I’m excited for his pro strats to get there!!
This is the most footage that I've ever viewed of this guy... and I'm leaning slightly towards "brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque troll job"... his lunacy seems very... calculated.
We are speed running the end of western civilization.
In psychology, there’s a term called regression. Which happens to people with traumas trying to return to a happier mental state. This is what it seems Dylan is doing
100%
There is also a term called mentally ill 😂
Dylan can not be regressing. The reason being he is a man so his regression would manifest as him presenting as a boy.
Most trans ppl have this issue sadly, and most ppl don’t wanna admit that cause they see it as invalidating or trying to keep trans ppl from existing. It’s actually so backwards to ignore these issues because these ppl are Corea oh suffering :/
Helping people? Nah fam
Encouraging psychological damage? Now that’s what I’m talking about
If I went back in time just 20 years and told people that this is what we’d be dealing with, I’d be called a liar and laughed out of the room.
Honestly when the progressive wave of this sort started springing, some expressed this concern only to be labeled as "too traditional" or "closed -minded". Yet here we are. Guess at the end of the day, that "boring" "traditional" concept of everything seemed to be the kind of social framework that has lesser evils.
Bro, 💯 you'd be called a psycho.
Then 20 years down the line people will worship you as a oracle and pay for your insights
For real 😬 things are going up in flames reeeeeal quick lately
@@tkraid2575That's all it uas been since the late 1800s. Since before the first wave of Femenism. And every step has been worse.
It's Dylan - the man with a family tree that he's trying to turn into a stump
First time I heard that one 🤣
Trying to? He already has.
🤣
Think he turned his part into a stump?
He's "grinding" it down, huh?
*Aht aht aht*
This dude, Dylan, is either a brilliant actor, trolling, or a mad man.
Well let's see where this Insanity ends all I know is this just proving Josh Moon was right about the whole thing.
Who Gundam for sacrificing himself or Dylan lol /sarcasm
@@crowandraven2133 Dylan of course.
@@LordZandersSoapbox4811 You completely missed the /sarcasm
@@crowandraven2133 it happens, either way Dylan is a grifter
I’m hoping that on the 366th day, he dresses like a normal man and says something to the effect of, “When I started this girlhood thing, I didn’t really expect much...honestly I expected most people to see through my act rather quickly. And before I knew it, I was invited to the oval office.”
100% that is the only good outcome for Dylan.
Would be the plot twist if the century for trans activists 😂 not for us because we kind of figured
Very kaufkaesque
The first video I ever saw of him is where he’s traipsing through the woods talking about his hiking heels and screaming about bugs, and legit thought it was a parody. I’m shocked it’s gotten this far.
Biden: "Hmmmm... something doesn't smell right here... I better sniff this girl again..."
Dylan is the definition of a man running from himself. He'll go through a book of definitions to try and spark joy just to ignore the fact that he's a tragedy of a human being. And the worst part of it is that it's entirely self inflicted.
Hes clearly mocking women for the money and shock factor. I actually think this is what the world needs, for the women and trans to implode and realise that maybe it would be easier to give men the wheel again lol
@@tomsaww7516 based and mock-pilled.
This and how trans-"women" are beasting women in their own sports may make the feminists seethe.
Or at least that'swhat I thought, until I realized it just pisses off the women that already had common sense + terfs.
The feminists that push for this are the ones that'll never have a stake in this. The karen ones in cushy jobs, imfluencers and fat, lazy rainbow-haired elephants on twitter.
I’m not sure if he is a failure of modern psychology not treating mental illness, or an amazingly successful troll..
He was once employed by the men who own South Park, and some say this is all a troll act. I hope.
I honestly cannot believe anything other than this dude is a very gay but very hilarious troll
Honestly one of the funniest dudes I know is gay and the depths he'll go to for a joke reminds me of Dylan
Don’t care if the gestapo kicks in my door, I will not, nor ever, participate in this insanity.
Same.
*I do not consent*
The Gestapo would be on your side. They would take care of this degenerates.
@@taags depends. There's always a secret police ready to do violence for a reason or for no reason at all! Yay humanity! Lol
I'm all for people doing what they want to themselves, but I'm not going to participate. Do you, over there away from me.
Wokestapo
He is the man that all the bullies could look at and say 'Way too easy'
And all girls should say 'ew'
And yet, HERE WE ARE.
Attention in real life differs from attention on the internet
He wouldnt be the degenerate he is today if bullies had done their job.
@@stellviahohenheim well he's getting both
I'm sure the Girls forgot to say eww; and gave him smiles.
The bullies were too concerned with upsetting their chances with the girls.
It's hardly possible to take this clown seriously, but things are getting so damn weird, maybe we should.
10 years from now Dylan will be known as the greatest character comedian of all time
If only it was a troll job it would be brilliant
@Phantasm lmao fr.
Sadly, he's not
Tbh Dylan is doing an amazing job in the culture war by waking up normie women every single day at incredible speed!
6:03 "Gay, then queer, then non-binary, then trans..."
You know, people will talk about doing this deep dive of self-discovery to figure things out about themselves... If the answer has changed this many times then I think said person might just have a mental illness or something. Or they jump to conclusions way too fast.
I have to say, I unironically love all this. Watching the Feminist movement become victims of their own tactics and watching them flounder, not knowing what to do, is utterly delightful.
Finally! Someone gets it!
We straights are just watching them tear each other to pieces and it’s glorious.
Too bad we only get to enjoy it for like 2 hours a week cause we’re busy going to work, hanging with normal people, and overall keeping the world go round
It is indeed delightful in some twisted way 😂
It's all fun and games until the empire collapses.
@@propheinx2250When the empire collapses normal people amoungst normal people won't give a fuck
The fact that every time, EVERY TIME, Gundam calls it “Ultra” Beauty is the most man thing I’ve ever heard. Ultra Beauty is a scrapped She-Hulk plot line
I've also thought it was Ultra
Ulta isn't a word, i called it ultra before too
He’s not even trans just a narcissist in drag! 😂
that is the funny part of this joke
It takes a man to be best girl and this pisses off so many people
alot of them are
all troons are narcissists
All it takes is a haircut in current year.
Why do that pesky surgery and medicine if you can just claim victimhood by saying you're a victim? It's never been easier to rise to the top!
Oh, please enlighten us, as to how exactly the "real deal" looks like?
This noted “look at me I wear frilly clothes, apologize too much, ask about your star sign & cry all the time so you know I’m really a girl” LARPer Dylan Mulvaney was invited to speak at Forbes’ *“Power Women’s Summit”* in September. In October, he was invited to the White House (I remember there was a time when you had to do something of merit to snag an invitation) & Ulta invited him on a podcast to gush about something that will forever be alien to him: _✨tHe WoNdErS oF giRlHoOd✨_ It’s insulting & demeaning.
His misogynistic TikToks make a mockery of women via tropes & stereotypes. As a reward for this, he gets hailed & celebrated as bRaVe & companies seek this autogynophile out for interviews & lucrative engagements on topics concerning women’s experiences…as if he knows what it’s like. He knows as much as I’ll ever know what it’s like to have the lived experience of my cat.
We’re called slurs, commanded to be silent, to look the other way or else they’ll destroy our livelihoods but the tide is turning. More people are pointing & laughing at these clowns & declaring, _”the emperor has no clothes & I will not sacrifice reality on the altar of delusion.”_
Reminds me of Dave Chapelles “I identify as Chinese” joke
@@DeadpoolX9 🤣 that’s a good one!
I used to want to get into politics, used to. Oh my how quickly times can change.
Well said. We truly are living in the fable "The Emperor's New Clothes."
@91.5, the phoenix! looks like you’re going to have to get into some pantyhose first
Dylan speaking about trans issues at the white house is like me giving a speech at Harvard about gene editing because I played with X-men action figures when I was little
Gundam always killing it. Keep up the good work bromigo
I find it funny how this modern “beauty” movement isn’t about letting all people feel more comfortable in their natural skin without the need to paint them selves like a car, it’s about getting even more people into the endless money pit of makeup art!
It's also about making people dependant on surgery and lifelong medication to feel who the current narrative claims they really are.
Not to mention surgery. And pharmaceuticals.
Paint themselves like a car, good one.
Let's not forget about encouraging them to be the size of said car.
I'll keep my ball hair as well
5:56-6:40 almost made me cry. It's like c'mon, your parents desperately want there to be ONE vanilla thing about you, throw them a bone.
You know at this point everytime he says "Mom, Dad, I've got something I need to tell you" they're just hoping it's that he got a job. I can see the Dad with his paper or book, never putting it down "That's nice son"
@Mei Hatsume I'm kinda not; the people that turn out like this are typically the results of hippie burnout grandparents who raised ultra-soft parenting style Gen Xer parents who had an insufferable, spoiled weirdo Zoomer kid.
Dad: where are my grandchildren!?
Mom: get your own place and get out of my house!
The fucked thing is,
Is that he probably still gets bitches.....
When he said "No she would be getting me pregnant", that's when the father lost the last sliver of hope he didn't know he still had.
You can feel Mr Mulaney Sr's broken soul from across the screen.
Dylan describes girlhood as being "free to make mistakes." One wonders what mistakes led Dylan to abhor his male persona.
I'm getting humiliation ritual vibes.
@@zogwort1522 so, someone launched a grassroots movement to create cover for their behaviors in public view. Sounds like routing brainwashing to me.
“We’d love to see you have a child and own property.”
They’ve literally come full circle back to wanting their kid to have the traditional white picket fence suburban lifestyle. 😂
"Nuclear family"
When you're so "progressive" that you progress right back to the original default position.
@@leftistnpc5417 hahahaha
I swear every "girl" in the US wants to be a girl boss now adays to the point that I just want to date woman not from America
Only DYLAN is the true girl boss you bigot!
Try Lithuania. 3 to 1 more women. Blondes. Lonely blondes. Your welcome. Edit: Try all the Baltic countries, they all have more women, because of former Soviet ww2 tactics. They never recovered. Tons of friendly, hot, lonely women.
Currently with a French woman, she’s incredible.
True, I live and grew up in America and I can't stand American women anymore.
Dude I love foreign women, they're more intelligent and probably more attractive than US women. No offense to any US women reading who aren't mentally disturbed.
It feels like we're all living in a Monty Python sketch.
😂🤣
You can't have babies, Dylan; you haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?!
You know, I wonder how Dylan would handle panic attacks, sad/depressive episodes, and moodiness from hormones that CANNOT be controlled- and whether or not to take medication that have terrible side effects to mitigate it. And sometimes responsibilities rest on girls too; I struggled with depression when I was 12 (to the point my parents thought I was suicidal), and used to believe I was worthless without academic merit- which took away the carefree and innocence of the majority of my childhood. I moved on because while I'll never be given back the innocence that was robbed from me, I can shape my future into what I want it to be. And being a more feminine woman, long hair and makeup and nails is something that makes me feel nice, but it's a stylistic choice because I LIKE IT. If that's what a woman is supposed to look like, then you have a lot of women with short hairstyles who dress solely in T-shirts, pants, and converse to answer to. And our interests span across more than barbie dolls. They were a staple of my childhood, but I grew out of them and now want to become a pharmacist. I absolutely abhorr and view Mulvaney's mockery of women vehemently repugnant and distasteful.
And these lunatics can call me a bigot all they want, but Dylan will never, EVER be a mother (although Dylan's still in hot water because we're "birthing people" now 🙄🤬). There is no way to synthetically simulate a mother holding her child in her arms for the first time. To know that the living being she made is now with her, ready to begin the journey of seeing the world and growing up. For all of his money and influence, he will be forever chasing something he'll never have. My heart goes to women who are infertile and are physically unable to bear children, and news that is devastating to them is trivialized by a man claiming he can be a mom. Despicable.
Very, very well said.
You're the hero I've always needed. And we don't deserve
😆 tight!
so the cape did come in handy.
When I cosplay as Snake from MGS3, I always wear my crippling depression on the outside and people love it- they say it's like meeting the real Big Boss.
thanks for the hearty chuckle
@@NeravarSneed86 ; no problem, I'm already a demon
I would’ve figured you’d incorporate the simping for mommy into that cosplay. That’s BB in a nutshell in that game lol
@@Griggs58 ; I leave the simping to the hundreds of cucks these cosplay girls have on their OnlyFans
@@deathwish_bigboss Lol fair enough
Yep I would watch Gundam while the world is burning
You already are.
His mom didn't have the heart to explain to him that only real women who are 100% anatomically biologically physically female inside and out can get pregnant, deflects by saying that she hopes he can down property one day. That slays me.
Too bad parents don’t love their children enough to tell them the truth.
she didn't have the spine... apparently neither did the father
Man, I had a pretty fucked up childhood, but thank God I didnt go through whatever Dylan went through as a kid for his mind to snap like this. If someone gave me the chance to redo my worst mistakes Ive ever made as long as I become as deranged as Dylan gor even just a month, I still wouldnt take it because Id rather be depressed and planted in reality over happy and insane.
delusional and insane...that is not happiness.
In times like this, the bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie. At least eventually you can accept yourself and your circumstances.
Dylan should never parent children. Hell, he shouldn’t even own a dog.
An adult male who believes he can someday get pregnant is suffering mental illness.
Well fact is you aware and that makes counseling WAAAAAY better as in it'll actually work well
I am amazed this guy even made it to his adult years.
He would legit be thrown off a building or publicly beheaded in a middle eastern country simply cause he’s not straight lmfao it’s insane how our society accepts this blindly
I'm suprised his mother didn't end him in a tub or his father didn't take him out back..
He was raised in a padded room in a straight jacket is why......
This is America. You can afford to be this immature & be an adult compared to other countries.
*she
You’re one of my favorite RUclips dudes. I hardly know what you’re talking about half the time because these subjects are absolutely Insane, but it’s always incredible. I’m glad you’re here to walk us through this Brave New World.
It's nice to get the tldr lite version of our modern hell, isn't it
“SHEll be getting ME PREGNANT”
To quote Bill Cipher “It’s funny how dumb you are”
A true horror story, right for the season
This creature is scarier than anything Washington Irving could have come up with
Seeing them all going at each others throats like that puts a smile on my face. Let them devour each other and enjoy the show from afar.
It's cute until they trans your son.
@@blacktigerpaw1 don’t have kids, isc😂😂😂
@@WheezingCheetah It's fine, Mohammed will have five more in your place.
Dylan is more confusing than trying to read the Dead Sea Scrolls through binoculars. Good stuff, Gundam, and godspeed to the next weird thing lol
More cryptic than attempting to decipher the South America Quipu writing system.
@@mirceazaharia2094 After translating it into Linear A first. While hung over.
A moment of silence for Dylan’s dad.
No. His dad didn't run away. He stayed and raised him into the it he is today. Why would I feel bad for the man that produced the thing that wants to be called "girl"?
Patrolling Dylan’s Tik Tok almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter
Oh, ww3 is just around the corner at this rate.
On the other hand, it makes nuclear war and end of the world palatable knowing survival will give humanity a blank slate. Even if we have to start painting caves again
@@CharlieBravoTango Hate to break it to you but Earth will be destroyed because God said so. Scientists caught that Earth is speeding up and destroying itself. Looks like the Bible was correct.
That it does
The current administration is doing everything it can to bring you that nuclear winter. Fingers crossed!
Gundam is a true NuType and sensed my boredom. Thanks for the rescue post.
Dylan's eyes look unstable, like there's only a simulacrum of life is the only thing there.
That's funny since 1 of the philosophers on which this phenomenon depends on argue this: "Postmodernist French social theorist Jean Baudrillard argues that a simulacrum is not a copy of the real, but becomes truth in its own right: the hyperreal. According to Baudrillard, what the simulacrum copies either had no original or no longer has an original, since a simulacrum signifies something it is not, and therefore leaves the original unable to be located."
So the word you used is very much on point, eerily so.
This must be infuriating for REAL women.
It is 😒 And I t’s funny being called a TERF, considering I was never a Feminist in the first place!
It really is. We can't even exclusively own out own gender and have to have to listen to mental cases like this comment on being a girl, like they would have any idea.
I sure hope so. Then women will know how real men felt in the 1950s when they starting crossdressing and using men's restrooms to "prove their equality".
Yeah, it definitely does! He will be woman of the year soon...sooo..ugh
You twhats voted for all of this wokeness and hate towards men, so choke on it.
"In California... A parent's dream it's not getting married, or having kids, it's are you able to own a house." - Dylan, while ignoring his dad's dream that he finally has a kid.
I really wouldn't wanna be Dylan's kid. Pray he never has one
This dude is a comedic genius. His timing is just too good for this not to be a character. Committed to the act like we haven't seen since Andy Kaufman.
he's serious
You know whats even funnier? Women saints. They were the best girl bosses. 😂☦
💯
Hm. Perhaps. Maybe he's a level 100 troll who just wants to see how long this lunacy can go on, how far and creepy he can push without getting in trouble with the law and be paraded by the soystream media.
That's what I was suspecting, I really really really hope this is true.
And if it is, then he's a legendary troll of this century. 🤣🤣
I'm sorry for Dylan's parents, no parent deserves this
F them they caused this
His parents are supportive.
I still feel sorry.
Just over 200 days of girlhood and this dude gets to visit the President. Men really are better at everything.
This is really funny to me because it's so true that Gundam is obsessed with this person. He knows more about Dylan than 90% of people... poor bastard. He is going to go insane someday, watching these people
Going to?
Yeah taht's pretty much why I stopped watching some political commentary that delved into conspiracy. I was going insane thinking we were going to get those makeshift coof gulags.
When the time comes we shall grant him the emperor's mercy.
It's like watching a group of gorillas for years and years. You come to pity and admire one or two, and truly grow to enjoy watching them fling sh*t around.
I suspect our boy Gundam has some rare disorder that compels him to do these deep investigative dives on terrible people. It started with DSP, turned a profit and now is a successful RUclips channel.
Dylan is peak onision energy. Give it a min true colors will show. A certain toxic thought process is the only thing that creates these “attitudes” and “actions”
I had to look this up and now that I have…totally agree 😒
go look at some of his videos where hes mad especially one where he is upset a woman was doing a parody of him. i cant believe there are real women telling this dude yasss.queen you go girl he hates women
Oh crap you're right
This has to be the Andy Kaufman of our time, this man has to be a comedic genius who understands the next level of comedy. That or we're all genuinely fucked
we're all genuinely fucked
I pick the latter.
It's the latter. This strikes me as him living out a sick fetish, not trolling or character acting
It's probably a mix of pedophilia and autogynephilia
You're giving me the idea to do this myself. Cause it would be pretty fucking hysterical 🤣
The cartoonish character that Dylan thinks women are...is just plain offensive. Saying this as a biological woman.
Dylan is one of the best trolls out there. This is one of the best jokes to women I’ve ever seen.
Sometimes I believe it. That stuff out in "the woods" felt like major satire. But maybe it was, but not like I'm thinking... This world is abysmal
There's no reason to assume this is a troll. Lots of tiktok influencers behave similarly.
Dude dylan is just a bro who’s showing women how despicable their personalities are and how unhinged their morality is i love it 🤣
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow he screams robot chicken sketchhh
I'm actually surprised that Dylan made Borat seem like a realistic person in comparison.
Gundam you're probably one of the last bastions of sanity I have left after I look out into the world.
It's just good to know I'm not going crazy when I see this type of insanity trying to be normalized.
Breaking Points does a pretty good job calling both sides ALMOST equally. Might want to check them out.
Can we please, for the love of God, bring back the straight jacket treatment with padded rooms. If there were repercussions for this type of insanity, I sincerely doubt it would be this prevalent. Hell, I just want it for the sake of MY sanity.
Might reduce the number of random acts of strangers being pushed in front of oncoming subways, too. Perhaps even reduce the number of unprovoked stabbings occurring in broad daylight. You might be on to something. The closure of insane asylums has been a disaster for western civilization.
That would mean all this would go back behind closed doors and stuff. Its way more entertaining this way.
People say this, but they don't realize that people like Mr. Mulvaney would be the ones awarded the administrative positions in the asylums. They made one Secretary of Health and gave it a bunch of meritorious stars and ribbons ffs
For the love of god? Well if you love your god so much then why don’t you break away from the modern pack and actually do what your god says?
A good stoning or even simply cutting them down with your sword is what your god commands, I can probably find half a dozen capital crimes from the religion to justify it.
Bring it back!!!!
They belong in the insane asylum, throw away the keys!!!!
Seeing this shit unfold is like shoving a whole stake in my mouth, it's terrible I'm choking and struggling for air but I know I have to get to the end of this as soon as possible.
This person has some of those really crazy eyes. Love where our society is headed.
@redloiyu654jay Life has many doors, Ed boy. Take the ones that lead far away from this two beets short of a yam salad.
@@sonofashepherd9910 Hiya, Rolfie-boy!
No one will convince me dude didn’t just do this as a goof then got too deep and couldn’t come back without backlash and losing his entire “”career””
why would you even think that?
I've been waiting all weekend for this, Gundam must be so proud
I love how he doesn't get what his parents are hinting at "are you getting a woman pregnant? - are you going to own property?" Literally telling em "please gtfo of our house" lmao
No lie, I feel like we really are looking at the fall of Rome. I didn't care for history much but this...this is scary stuff as time goes on
I’ve never actually seen or hear someone slip into the deeper circles of insanity…thank you for your sacrifice Gundam
"I make the beard feminine" had me rolllllinnngggg 😂
Dang I can hear his sad, desperate parents from all the way over here....
This is a product of a single mother and she doesn't care. As long as she can capitalize on welfare it's all good as far as she's concerned. Welcome to Wokemerica.
He makes his penis feminine 😂
If Dylan's dad had used a belt we might not have been subjected to this insanity
Or maybe he used belt way to much or it's psychological equivalent. It could very well be reason way is Dylan avoiding being man so hard, because only thing he associate with manhood is pain and it's in our nature to try to avoid pain.
@@depressedTrent I'm not saying get trigger happy but just use it for occasional behavior adjustments
I have been convinced this is just the most extreme trolling in history ever since he said "nonononono she would be getting me pregnant"
Everything he says sounds so facetious, there is no way this has ever been legitimate
what do you mean "there is no way this has ever been legitimate"? the fact that he can think that way? where have you been?
Don't ever underestimate the stupidity of some people.
Its easier to fool people than convince them that they have been fooled.
Thanks for the entertainment at the expense of your sanity! Much respect!
Ohh I love Gundam, so glad It'sAGundam is a sane channel. Thank youuuu, Gundam never disspoints :D
Holy fuck Gundam, you deserve everything that's good in this world for going through whatever this bullshit is.
You know what, this Ulta affair reminds me of what Gillette did to its male customers. Congratulations, ladies, now you understand how it feels when a corporation turns on you.
Most of them are so solopistic they'll never get it.
Not just Ulta but Tampax and other feminine hygiene companies
The problem I have with Dylan is that he's in that bridge between being weirdly awkward and being a total creep, but he still manages to set off my stranger danger hairs on my neck. There's just too much cringe in the stuff he does, it goes from being okay to borderline offensive. Yeah he's successful doing what he's doing but it still makes me want to jerry rig a gun just so it can perform a double tap and give me the game over screen.
He would totally harm an offspring and claim he was the same age.
This dude probably has a few gigs of CP on his hard drive
@@BroadwayRonMexico yes he for sure is one of those.
Ain't nothin "borderline" about it
This is what we get as a society for not allowing bullying.
With what's going on in the world, sometimes I can't help but feel like I want to say "Hi guys, I'm finally a ghost. I have transitioned."
Please don't actually kill yourself.
@@tajecollins8899 Thank you. No I won't. Not when I still have people who depend on me.
@@lds_drive lol I read that as 'transcended'. Like I imagined you didn't have to die, your body just spontaneously incorporealized directly to being ectoplasm
ItsAGundam, if you think you have it bad viewing this just imagine what Dylan’s parents have to put up with having that as a child.
They're probably raging alcoholics
Their bad genes probably contributed towards it. I know im stupid and lazy so i wouldn't want to pass it on to anyone else
Dylan is a child who’s never been spanked. You can just tell. “Spare the rod, spoil the child.”
I imagine the parents just Dylan to get the fuck out of their house so they don't have to be near his insanity
Don't be ridiculous. Somebody who dishonours their ancestors like this never had parents.
You know, I live in a pretty impoverished country, and with how things are in the world right now things are extra bad here. But whenever we feel bad about our current predicament, we could always watch a gundam video and breathe a collective sigh of "well, we might get bombed tomorrow, but at least we are not american"
I wanna go back to my impoverished shithole, at least 8/10 people had brains and not warm scrambled eggs and glitter.
Indeed. The collapse allows one to gain terminal velocity when falling apart from such a stupendous height. Here we go
@@kielbasamage To be fair, if they lived in the conditions we do, the "I never knu dat" hair girl wouldn't really last the week. That's what you get when you cultivate a fat, entitled, consumerist society. They can *afford* to be ignorant
If our ancestors at any point in American history saw this video alone they would completely restructure their entire society in the desperate hope of stopping this.
"I don't get it. Looks like a girl, but smells like a guy" - Joe Brandon
I liked before even watching
For him and some other people I always like it instantly before I watch. They deserve it since they always have consistently great content lol
Always a safe bet 👍🏻
Same!
God bless you
It's our duty as Gundam-ites
Man, Gundam must be smoking all of the weed possible just so he can maintain he's sanity from watching all of these tiktok/twitter videos from insane people
A man (who is pretending to be a woman) is going to get pregnant by a woman!?
Did I miss something? Did I snap out of existence when Thanos obtained the Infinity Stones!?
gundam better be accepted in heaven for all the sacrifices he has made for our entertainment
I love you papa Gundam 💚
Aaaaaa!!! 🥰
No Homo
Dylan pondering about which tampon to carry around is god damn comedy gold. 😭😭😂
Seeing Dylan has shed light on why so many don't make it past the bathtub to their adult years...
People like Dylan are the reason I've lost all hope in Humanity.