As J.D.E. says, your presence on the internet is to entertain, and nothing else. You must play your role or people will get angry. J.D.E. is probably anti-communist.
Volgun’s mug is an SCP that keeps his coffee hot all the Time. Edit: the steam of the mug disappears half way through the video, so it’s not the mug :( But the amount of detail volgun puts in his videos is amazing.
In case anyone's about to google it, Oneiroi are a collection of dream-based deities from Greek Mythology, or also used to refer to a personification of a specific dream.
Why don’t they test things like “can ordered dreams answer questions to things that the test subject doesn’t know” for example, if they ask to dream about visiting a restricted room they’ve never been in, will their dream accurately represent the room? If so this can be invaluable. You could ask to dream about how to destroy 682
The Navigator that’s the whole point of how an SCP is written! when There is a compelling villain in a story I often find myself asking how they would respond to certain questions. SCPs are supposed to do that very thing. That’s why the most popular SCPs have very long interviews.
:0 That's a very good idea! You should give it a try and do an edit to the scp-1498 page :D As this is a group proyect, we all can edit and keep improving upon existing scps!
When I was a kid there wasn't much to look forward to. But I sometimes had these beautiful, magical dreams. I spent the next day thinking about, and trying to relive, these dreams. I had forgotten all about them until this reminded me. Thank you. 🌜
I still have vivid magical dreams, but not as common as i used to. I sometimes get a really good one once a month or 2 with cool stories and such. I think the trick to having cool dreams is to just imagine alot, kind of embarrassing because im 21 and I still constantly think of having cool abilitys like to stopping time and having Omnipower.
After a certain point that entire thing stopped making sense and I just sat here with a smile like 'O-kaaay...' Probably one of the weirder ones I've heard in recent memory.
@@dunkin9443 ok, so (overall) Oneiroi subdimension(?) is basically like a collective projection of a sapient sleeping beings. So when you sleep, your dreams are actually Oneiroi. Some people or entities are aware of this, and practice lucid Oneiroi dreams. That gives power to enter the consciousness of other people during sleep, think Inception, and possibly immortality (by living only in Oneiroi). Based on Oneiroi studies, notable collectives were described - Oneiroi West - consistent and friendly Oneiroi, with greatest clarity of dream dimension(?); Xupania - I suppose it was created as a result of certain anomaly, but this guy and his clones are projecting night terror dream dimensions. Xupanians are not actively hostile unless provoked, meaning it is unlikely that one of them might pull you to his dimension one night; Oneiroi Collective are more like background "noise", as I imagine dreams of most of fauna are much more primitive, and therefore those who join it are lost as their Oneiroi is being submerged and twisted, and those who return are no longer sane; Shadow Oneiroi are projections of subconscious, where shit gets weird. The text in the video is confusing, but I think that was done on purpose, to add dream-like inconsistency, shifting and weirdness. I imagine this information was revealed to The Foundation agent as a part of their Oneiroi training (they got whole MTF for this actually), while they were Oneiroi.
Hey, just wondering, whatever happened to SCP-3000? I remember you were showing this massive model you were working on, I think nearly half a year ago now and you said it was coming up. Just curious.
And that is how most spcs have allways been. What I like best is when the containment procedures are weird and crazy making you wonder what the hell you are getting into
Well it works in universe too. If the SCP has just broken containment you don't wanna be muddling through the description while its tearing apart the facility.
We can't just have an scp that lets you control your dreams, no, it has to turn your head into a phone... So close... Edit: I forgot about "A Hero is born" Nvm
I honestly thought this was a SCP that's sort of a downgraded SCP-1234, until I got through almost half of the video about people turning into telephones.
WeShouldHaveNukedJapanAThirdTime I would just ask to the ability to control my life and laws of physics and anything to my will. That would give me the best lucid dream as I can do whatever I want. I will shape realities and I will make different timelines and “saves” to do different things and so I don’t make mistakes. I will give myself extremely high intelligence to be really smart in my dream, and become a god in the dream. I will do this continuously till I become a telephone boi. Also you’re name 0-0
I would ask that the sleep would give me entire lifetime (via time dilation) where I could save and reload as I willed it, only ending once I died from old age.
Bro, never stop making these, they are super nice to the eyes, and they are really nice to listen to. I normally listen to these while I’m doing chores, doing homework or even just playing a video game (Like the switch) they are just really cool to listen to. Keep up the good work!
The mention of Rick DiPietro and the Islanders is hilarious as DiPietro was an injury prone goalie who they traded Luongo away to give DiPietro the starting job and then signed him to a 15 year contract in 2006 and is the longest contract in NHL history. As you would expect, the injuries piled up fast and his career was ruined which meant he had to be bought out of his contract not even halfway into the deal. The Islanders now pay DiPietro $1.5 million every July 1st until 2029. Today Rick DiPietro works for ESPN in their hockey coverage program as an analyst.
Oh, that's nice... So there's an Oneiroi in my keyboard as I type this. Not the monitor, but also the monitor... Must be one of those Oneiroi Collective boys, man they get up to some stuff... Sure, they SAY, "we hang out in plants" but they never quite come back out the same do they? So, ya' gotta take their word for it with a pinch of salt when they say, "We only chill in plants." 9:55 Oh... So it's already too late huh? You, reading this? Well, for better, worse, or nothing at all, you're the Volgun Oneiroi... Depending on how things go, maybe even this very comment's Oneiroi... Why worry about it? It is what it is, let's not lose our heads over it... ... Wait, crap, i think I just made another one...? Man, of all the SCP junk, this Oneiroi stuff is really fascinating. See, now I gotta ask what happens if a pattern sc-.... ............... No............ No, let's not invite that madness into our life. I think a few Oneiroi's existing this suddenly is enough. Let's not kill everyone by prying too hard at this.
I just discovered the Sam Lake game Control. Now thru the infographics you tube channel I have discovered the SCP Foundation. They are very much related and I love these SCP Videos... Props!
@@_shadow_1 it's the kind of phrasing that seems to make sense in a dream, like how you never question people teleporting or turning into other people in a dream. Whatever happens in a dream makes sense during the dream, and I think the description was meant to be a representation of that.
You had me in the first half, and then ya lost me. I was just listening to this in the background and maybe 3/4 of the way through the video I suddenly realized I didn’t have the slightest clue what he was talking about. I thought that maybe I wasn’t paying attention till I watched it back and was like nope this still sounds crazy.
going to sleep listening to this at 3 am and eyes shot open when I heard the Scotland part, always weird being from here and hearing things relating to it
Now that would be cool. I’m finnish and we don’t have that many finnish SCPs so a Nokia SCP would be perfect. SCP 804 was made by an artists group called Unelmat paremmasta maailmasta, it means Dreams of a better world in finnish. So maybe it was made in Finland. SCP 3237 is related to one of our greatest war heroes Simo Häyhä. SCP 3237 is located in Finland. I’ve also spotted a few SCPs that mention Finland like SCP 4666.
bro never stop making these
Do a funny
Don't worry, Berd. TheVolgun, he groove.
yes
As J.D.E. says, your presence on the internet is to entertain, and nothing else. You must play your role or people will get angry.
J.D.E. is probably anti-communist.
Never thought I'd see berd here
They missed the opportunity to number it SCP-1800 smh
haha, it was probably taken
Great you got the empire today jingle stuck in my head again
Damian0816 “800-588-2300, Empire!” I love that jingle ☺️ ❤️
Dude if you google scp 1800 shaggy shows up shaggy is scp confirmed that’s why he’s so powerful
@@Axsuroth_ wow bro you got the whole squad laughing
Volgun’s mug is an SCP that keeps his coffee hot all the Time.
Edit: the steam of the mug disappears half way through the video, so it’s not the mug :(
But the amount of detail volgun puts in his videos is amazing.
It has its own heater in the bottom.
I'm suprised Dr. Miller's request for it got approved by the o5 council
I want to go write that SCP article
The scp wiki: write that down, write that down!
@@zenethereonix too late
In case anyone's about to google it, Oneiroi are a collection of dream-based deities from Greek Mythology, or also used to refer to a personification of a specific dream.
Why don’t they test things like “can ordered dreams answer questions to things that the test subject doesn’t know” for example, if they ask to dream about visiting a restricted room they’ve never been in, will their dream accurately represent the room? If so this can be invaluable. You could ask to dream about how to destroy 682
Big Brain Boi
The Navigator that’s the whole point of how an SCP is written! when There is a compelling villain in a story I often find myself asking how they would respond to certain questions. SCPs are supposed to do that very thing. That’s why the most popular SCPs have very long interviews.
I’d imagine you can kill it in a black hole given there’s enough pressure to suck in light
:0 That's a very good idea! You should give it a try and do an edit to the scp-1498 page :D
As this is a group proyect, we all can edit and keep improving upon existing scps!
@@Tickerchicken everybody gangster till scp 682 gains the powers of a black hole.
Gotta admit, that "sheep" is absolutely cute
Do telephone sheep dream of answering machines?
Why did I like this comment again...oh yeah
That's not a sheep that's a shep
(Baaahs in telephone)
E!
>:(
This is one of the few scps that you have covered that doesn't have any [DATA EXPUNGED]
Any what?
@@ryuuacross2329 In almost every scp article, you have some intentional data censoring. That one had none
@@J0riS whooosh
[DATA EXPUNGED] is just a way to de-specify something.
I guess not even O5 can decipher Oneiroi's ramblings enough to determine if there's anything in there necessary to redact
When I was a kid there wasn't much to look forward to. But I sometimes had these beautiful, magical dreams. I spent the next day thinking about, and trying to relive, these dreams. I had forgotten all about them until this reminded me. Thank you. 🌜
Same here. My dreams these days are quite long, but I forget them as soon as I wake up
....same
I still have vivid magical dreams, but not as common as i used to. I sometimes get a really good one once a month or 2 with cool stories and such. I think the trick to having cool dreams is to just imagine alot, kind of embarrassing because im 21 and I still constantly think of having cool abilitys like to stopping time and having Omnipower.
any dreams about a theme park and trees with faces?
@@bruno.vet.f yes why do you ask?
Dreaming for me is an escape to another world I never want to stop exploring.
Unexpected poetry from ya boy proto
But then it gets ruined by a rooster or a machine that is designed to wake you up.
Lucky.
For me its a nightmare hellscape I wish I didn't have to experience every time I close my eyes
@@shame2189 [bera3m [
@@meatloath bemesn^moamquip u
After a certain point that entire thing stopped making sense and I just sat here with a smile like 'O-kaaay...'
Probably one of the weirder ones I've heard in recent memory.
I didn't understand any of that end part.
@@_shadow_1 Dude same xD the part about Oneroi, Xiupania ect.. i didnt get anything even tho i tried quite hard .
@@dunkin9443 ok, so (overall) Oneiroi subdimension(?) is basically like a collective projection of a sapient sleeping beings. So when you sleep, your dreams are actually Oneiroi. Some people or entities are aware of this, and practice lucid Oneiroi dreams. That gives power to enter the consciousness of other people during sleep, think Inception, and possibly immortality (by living only in Oneiroi). Based on Oneiroi studies, notable collectives were described - Oneiroi West - consistent and friendly Oneiroi, with greatest clarity of dream dimension(?); Xupania - I suppose it was created as a result of certain anomaly, but this guy and his clones are projecting night terror dream dimensions. Xupanians are not actively hostile unless provoked, meaning it is unlikely that one of them might pull you to his dimension one night; Oneiroi Collective are more like background "noise", as I imagine dreams of most of fauna are much more primitive, and therefore those who join it are lost as their Oneiroi is being submerged and twisted, and those who return are no longer sane; Shadow Oneiroi are projections of subconscious, where shit gets weird.
The text in the video is confusing, but I think that was done on purpose, to add dream-like inconsistency, shifting and weirdness. I imagine this information was revealed to The Foundation agent as a part of their Oneiroi training (they got whole MTF for this actually), while they were Oneiroi.
I think the "joke" is that the author if the article is part of the collective and is advocating for them (unknowingly)
Hey, just wondering, whatever happened to SCP-3000? I remember you were showing this massive model you were working on, I think nearly half a year ago now and you said it was coming up. Just curious.
3000 may well be my fav.
@@3000-z7p It's definitely mine. I've read and listened to the tale of Anantashesha more times than I can count.
@@steelinskin5925 it's really something else isn't it? Such a beauty on a hundred different levels, 3000
@Anirban Chakrabarti its a giant serpent I think.
@@officialgeeno r/whoosh
I like how the special containment procedures come first before the description, it kinda just gives you a good idea of what you’re getting into
And that is how most spcs have allways been. What I like best is when the containment procedures are weird and crazy making you wonder what the hell you are getting into
Well it works in universe too. If the SCP has just broken containment you don't wanna be muddling through the description while its tearing apart the facility.
@@lsynno true it's quite practical now that I think about it
Well, that's pretty much the only "necessary" part of scp's. The description can be [REDACTED]
It's fitting that the ending about oneiroi makes about as much sense as someone talking to me in a dream.
Hello - thanks for listening! Got to make a 3D model for this one, too! - hope you liked it! (also, follow me at www.twitch.tv/thevolgun )
You should remove the ) or add a space before it
It breaks the link
@@SlenLen ah, thanks for the heads up I didn't even notice that!
We can't just have an scp that lets you control your dreams, no, it has to turn your head into a phone... So close...
Edit: I forgot about "A Hero is born"
Nvm
What about the one that's a fantasy book?
Because we don't need a scp for that, you can already do that
Look up "a hero is born" and you'll be happy friend
@@Sa_Co_Mi not everyone can lucid dream
@@beebs56 Bot everyone can do it regularly. Everyone does it every now and then
“We have you Scotland, your ours.” Out of all the scp universe has to offer this is the biggest antagonist we have ever seen
“Subjects who interact with it also get the same holding parameters.”
I think we all know where this is going.
I honestly thought this was a SCP that's sort of a downgraded SCP-1234, until I got through almost half of the video about people turning into telephones.
Turning into telephones?!
*Slowly turns at the DSaF series*
the origin of phone guy
@@User-1939t9 the man behind the phone
"good afternoon everyone"
me watching at 10:00 PM 👁👄👁
01.27 AM 😂
02:12 AM
4:30 am haven't slept in 2 days get on my level nerds >:^)
Im at 5 in the mornin, I havent slept yet
12:52 pm, Christmas night. I am tired now but if I put the phone down I wake up again help I’m stuck in a time loop
Heh "EWE-clid" I'll see myself out.
You sir, are the best of us.
Oh, you can never leave . . .
Thanks for the class Dr. Millar, when are the tests coming up though? We haven't had any since we started to have zoom meetings.
At least we’re not at risk of being horribly killed each day, although my grades are suffering..
I saw this literally 30 seconds after it was posted in my subbox. I guess it was calling me.
Same very happy
You. You go to your room.
I'm a simple man. The Volgun uploads, I like and comment.
Your not a simple man. Your a cultured man
Do scp’s dream of electric sheep... or are they more fleshy than... well I guess it would be a case by case basis now wouldn’t it.
That ending was like the writings on the walls of a graffiti park used solely by scientologists
Fucking, perfect.
Becoming a telephone boi for the chance to be a anime girl for 9 hours doesn't seem that bad a deal to me
WeShouldHaveNukedJapanAThirdTime I would just ask to the ability to control my life and laws of physics and anything to my will. That would give me the best lucid dream as I can do whatever I want. I will shape realities and I will make different timelines and “saves” to do different things and so I don’t make mistakes. I will give myself extremely high intelligence to be really smart in my dream, and become a god in the dream. I will do this continuously till I become a telephone boi. Also you’re name 0-0
I would ask that the sleep would give me entire lifetime (via time dilation) where I could save and reload as I willed it, only ending once I died from old age.
@@Elmithian Why didn't I think of that. You sir are a genius
Elmithian that sounds like a certant isekai where the mc likes bodily fluid tea
I would ask to eat a entire bath tub full of humming birds with broken wings so I can die doing what I love
It's oh-near-oi, _oneiro_ being ancient Greek for dream
This SCP is really fascinating, along with the Oneiroi Collective itself. I wonder what other SCPs, if any, are a part of it
Friend 1: I count sheep to fall asleep. What do you you do?
Friend 2: I beat it to fall asleep. What about you dude?
Me: *ITS COMPLICATED*
I'm Scottish so a [REDACTED]
The last time I was this early, SCP-001 was [DATA EXPUNGED]
I honestly hope he gets through every scp, this stuff is so weirdly calming
If I was a student learning about scps in Dr Millers class I'd call a medic thinking he was having a stroke at the end
Bro, never stop making these, they are super nice to the eyes, and they are really nice to listen to. I normally listen to these while I’m doing chores, doing homework or even just playing a video game (Like the switch) they are just really cool to listen to. Keep up the good work!
The mention of Rick DiPietro and the Islanders is hilarious as DiPietro was an injury prone goalie who they traded Luongo away to give DiPietro the starting job and then signed him to a 15 year contract in 2006 and is the longest contract in NHL history. As you would expect, the injuries piled up fast and his career was ruined which meant he had to be bought out of his contract not even halfway into the deal. The Islanders now pay DiPietro $1.5 million every July 1st until 2029. Today Rick DiPietro works for ESPN in their hockey coverage program as an analyst.
Oh, that's nice... So there's an Oneiroi in my keyboard as I type this. Not the monitor, but also the monitor... Must be one of those Oneiroi Collective boys, man they get up to some stuff... Sure, they SAY, "we hang out in plants" but they never quite come back out the same do they? So, ya' gotta take their word for it with a pinch of salt when they say, "We only chill in plants."
9:55 Oh... So it's already too late huh?
You, reading this? Well, for better, worse, or nothing at all, you're the Volgun Oneiroi... Depending on how things go, maybe even this very comment's Oneiroi... Why worry about it? It is what it is, let's not lose our heads over it... ... Wait, crap, i think I just made another one...?
Man, of all the SCP junk, this Oneiroi stuff is really fascinating.
See, now I gotta ask what happens if a pattern sc-....
...............
No............
No, let's not invite that madness into our life.
I think a few Oneiroi's existing this suddenly is enough. Let's not kill everyone by prying too hard at this.
Cognitive unconscious theory is a trip. It's like opening a matyroshka doll and finding infinite more dolls inside
This seemed like such a standard SCP until the Oneiroi stuff started coming and my brain melted.
This is gonna be a nice sleep.
Hard to wrap my head around this one but i think thats the point. Entitys that understand the logic behind the illogical
Petty cool concept.
I don't understand how am I missing these. Every now and again something of his pops up I've never seen before.
I just discovered the Sam Lake game Control.
Now thru the infographics you tube channel I have discovered the SCP Foundation.
They are very much related and I love these SCP Videos...
Props!
Your work is amazing! Production Quality and acting is TOP TIER!
Ah, how I missed this voice. I haven't been on RUclips as much lately - so happy to have a nice SCP to come back to.
I love just listening to these while trying to sleep wish there were more channels like this.
That Oneiroi Collective explanation thing sounded like it was heavily inspired by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I love the fact that he took some time to explain the Oneiroi Collective!
Haha!
For once I beat the discord notification.
I appreciate that! haha
TheVolgun
I only heard after the fact that you joined a vc I was in, but I was absolutely shit faced and didn’t remember it.
... why not just, ask the Operator for a dream that explains everything about Oneroie?
what even is it supposed to be, the "description" the log gave made absolutely no sense.
@@_shadow_1 it's the kind of phrasing that seems to make sense in a dream, like how you never question people teleporting or turning into other people in a dream. Whatever happens in a dream makes sense during the dream, and I think the description was meant to be a representation of that.
Wow, the second half of this video was extremely information dense.
this was a weird video to watch just before going to sleep
Let the SCP foundation form a collective. The FOUNDATION collective. Would make handling many SCPs easier
Best scp videos on RUclips wish you made more often.
Bro I always love these
You had me in the first half, and then ya lost me. I was just listening to this in the background and maybe 3/4 of the way through the video I suddenly realized I didn’t have the slightest clue what he was talking about. I thought that maybe I wasn’t paying attention till I watched it back and was like nope this still sounds crazy.
I think I just had a stroke listening to the second half
Your scp models are insane! Love your work
This one went a little deeper than normal, I like.
PLEASE do the SCP "Door to Nowhere". I love it a ton and it would be sick to hear you voice the documents.
Telephone sheep making its way across the screen behind the Oneiroi symbol was pretty funny, not gonna lie
"Hey, don't mind me, just talking a walk"
your thumbnails are really good
I'm only a bit high but that whole 2nd half just flew over my head
Volgun: *gives brief lecture explaining the Oneiroi collective.*
Me: w h a t
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t our professor...
Damn, they got Scotland. Volgun is part of the hive mind now.
But... he's Irish??
@@Eira_ scots are just hilly irish
“aw man i can’t wait to use thi- *SCP turns cranium to telephone parts after use and subjects may cough up wires* oh”
This was one of my favorite SCPs back when I first started reading them.
that last half of the video is what I imagine a brain aneurysm would be like in verbal form
I would use this at an old age, and if I could I would ask for the dream to perceive my dream lasting longer
Trolls exist!
They steal your socks.
Knowing your casual speaking cadence I have to say you pull off a flawless American accent
i swear these guys are so dedicated to the scp community
I don't know what they're talking about, Oneiroi doesn't own Scotlan-
*Hello, welcome to The Oneiroi collective, would you like to Dial-A-Dream?*
Right on time! Was just now going to bed.
Ppls that talks about scp is kindda satisfying
the oneiroi collective has a very W.D.Ghaster-esque face in the middle of their logo.
I don’t know why but the sheep made me think about howtobasic making noodles...
I can think of no place/plane/state more unrelentingly and unforgivingly RADICAL than a dream collective formed by AWCY.
I already sleep so much I might as well go down dreaming
Same, and I'd like for my dream to be me completing every dream I have ever had .
And be immortalized
Bro this scp isn’t even bad it’s just awesome
going to sleep listening to this at 3 am and eyes shot open when I heard the Scotland part, always weird being from here and hearing things relating to it
That’s a lot of backstory and lore for a sheep with a phone for a head.
nice to see that you covered Oneiroi in this.
You turned my favorite animal into a phone?
Damn you Nokia!!
Hey if it’s a Nokia phone, it won’t get hurt anymore!
Actually you’re right. Those old Nokia phones are so indestructable they might as well be SCPs.
Trust me I know, olen suomalainen.
Pale 981 next the nokia scp
Now that would be cool. I’m finnish and we don’t have that many finnish SCPs so a Nokia SCP would be perfect.
SCP 804 was made by an artists group called Unelmat paremmasta maailmasta, it means Dreams of a better world in finnish. So maybe it was made in Finland.
SCP 3237 is related to one of our greatest war heroes Simo Häyhä.
SCP 3237 is located in Finland.
I’ve also spotted a few SCPs that mention Finland like SCP 4666.
“The Nokia brand of phones has the ability to teleport the user to a alternative universe if the phone breaks, usually to one where it hasn’t broken.”
The Rick dipietro line made me laugh my ass off
This is why I like the scp foundation. We have stuff like a giant lizard that hates all life and then we have this.
This was the scp that got me invested into scps
i listen to the volgun before i sleep ❤️
I like the way you say "Euclid."
me: *dials a dream*
guy on the other end: excuse me sir, this is a McDonalds
Just doin sum normal thing VOLGUN HAS POSTED ALERT!😄
Maybe kinda weird but me and my boyfriend fall asleep listening to your videos. Your voice is so soothing and you're great at storytelling.
Reading/ listening to this, I suddenly thought/realised... looks like the SCP Foundation's been hacked again!
I wouldn't tell people what I dream about. They'd have nightmares afterword.
I dont know why but the mention of Rick Dipietro made this feel alot realer
The volgun and eastside steve are overworked employee's of the foundation.
I knew Rick DiPietro’s career had to be genuinely cursed
Can't imagined being stationed at an SCP site at Miami. I think Florida is an SCP in and of itself.
The SCP genre is underrated!
Dude, I still can't get over how good your American accent is! Sounds flawless to me.
I sleep to these scp videos and damn isnt it a coincidence that im commenting on a video about dreams
I was so happy when i just saw you uploaded
Go to sleep listening to these is the best