Cooking Kevin’s First Grandson (not clickbait)
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
- BOY OH BOY IT JUST DOESNT STOP! Im gonna try to edit a couple videos and actually get caught up-weve had 3 beavers some baby owls and a bunch of racoons and i just cant keep up!
Love you all so much!
Warm regards,
Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻🌾🤝
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First!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!
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No i'm first!!11!1!1!!!
u made vid so dont count
Lmaooooo
Daily reminder that if Ben declares his interns as rehabilitation convicts he can pay them less than 50 cents an hour
If Ben doesnt declare his interns he won't have to even pay them at all 😎
He just has to give them a nice comfy cage and food once a week
8:47 is he allowed exploit them like *THIS* though? 😅😏
They just living off tips. Unfortunately the animals aren't aware of the tipping culture yet.
@@Static140 And would you look at that! there is still room in Kevins little enclosure. I'm sure they'll get along just fine!
If you think about it, a duck has to do a LOT to get airborne- they have to run really fast, flap madly, and fight their way into the air. So for Garbanzo, having discovered the joys of instant flight, it must be very fun.
I thought Ben said Garbanzo is a rouen duck so probably to heavy to really fly. Most ducks or geese can fly up without running. Swans are the one's that do need to run for lift of (like an airplane). But i think you are right that Garbanzo loves it!
Both of these are excellent reasons for why Garbanzo Beans loves it. He actually gets to experience being airborne despite his weight keeping him from getting height normally, and because he’s too heavy for true flight, always goes to the pond since he’d possibly hurt himself landing on solid ground, and knows better.
And he knows he’ll keep getting to experience this joy as long as he inconveniences Uncle Ben, whether that’s waddling between his feet while walking or trying to mate with his head.
The kitchen scene proves further Uncle Ben is the wildest animal in the facility
Second Wildest, FishingGarret is more wild
Imagine a cross over with howtobasic..my life would he complete
@@shivertheiguana
Cut away to a random naked screaming man wearing the Rheas as slippers while throwing a dozen Rhea eggs at Uncle Bens Bus to repair the chipped window.
Asserting dominance on Kevin by eating his bloodline.
RAW!, from the kitchen top. SLURP
RAHHHHH
Gonna go ahead and ruin the 420 upvotes. THC is bad
ITS BLOODY RAW
Asserting fear on me with Mr. Frog singing that sunshine song. I think it's my new favorite part of Uncle Ben's vidyers.
Look at that long, silent stare as he almost forgets to tell us. He knows. He knows he forgot to tell us last time and is taunting us. Big Ben's assertion of dominance over Kevin and Soulja Boy by eating their eggs has made him bold, and now he torments us openly. We can only pray that Garbanzo Beans successfully establishes himself as the alpha in their relationship and humbles him once more.
Without Big Bounce, the balance of the universe has been thrown to shambles. The messiah... Garbanzo Beans... our only hope to restore peace to the Urban Rescue Branch
😂😂😂
😂😂😂👍👍
"He knows." I'm actually sobbing rn.
Yes! 😆😆 I think that’s why he did it in the mirror to show it twice since he missed it last time 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
Watching Uncle Ben slurp the egg juice straight from his counter is going to haunt me
I legit had to look away...
🤢🤢🤢 WHY?😮😮😮
Shades of peak RUclips there lmao.
i literally started gagging almost throwing up LMAO that shit needed a trigger warning 😂😂
right!? 😂 @@dumbitc11
I’m fairly sure when amphibian eggs are clumped, it means its frogs, and if they are lined up, it is toads. Salamanders don’t care they’re a tad silly
I love salamanders, but they don't have a singular though behind their eyes 😂
No, Uncle Ben! Stop looking at the Florida Man's feet!
Kinda sus😂
The true meaning of swamp puppies
No 🗿
even from the grave big ounce still manages to record, edit, upload and manage this channel. we love you big ounce
Big Ounce is the reason I subscribed to this channel. He’s still the best ❣️
*from heaven
wait big ounce died wtf
@@Comics420 It's a running gag that big ounce is capable of doing and has done all things good in this world, even from the grave.
@@shadowyyCFH how obtuse of me.
Uncle Ben is raising an opossum army to begin the great conquest
It does my heart good to see Uncle Ben helping the next generation of Uncle Bens by teaching future Uncle Bens how to prepare an Uncle Ben's One-Egg Omelet!
One of the very few instances where the video title isn't actually clickbait xD
Lol
Apparently the cooked egg causes a full on pulmonary attack, getting more vegan by the minute.
😂
Big bounds
9:11 God tailored made a special immune system just for Uncle Ben.
More likely to catch salmonella from the countertop honestly.
@torianholt2752 that's not how salmonella works, smart one.
😂 I think he forgot the time he did something like that and spent three days on the toilet; sick as a dog!🤢
I had to turn away. 😂
let's just hope during that screen cut he spit it out then went along about his day qwq
Big Ounce appeared to me in a vision last night blessing my 1984 Cutlass Supreme engine, and when I woke up this morning, my car now runs a 7 second 1/4 mile and gets 273 miles per gallon. Thanks Big Ounce!
I need to See Big Ounce! My 2004 Lincoln towncar sucks! 😅😅😅
Big Ounce taught me everything I know about performance engine rebuilding. He was a True American Hero!@@dianewilliams1125
OmG 😂 we had a Cutlass with T tops and I was obsessed with it. I miss that car
❤that car
Hello, friend! I’ve been watching your channel for about a year now, and you’re right, nature IS healing! Thanks for taking me outside on days that I couldn’t move. I was in a severe depression last year, mostly because I was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness, and I’ve been shun for a while. Some days are really hard and to already like you as a creator and hear you defending people like us when active Jehovah’s Witnesses send you literature Made me feel so seen. Thank you for standing up for people like us. I’m posting some videos now as part of my deconstruction journey. I really don’t know anything about making videos, but I think I have to just jump in and improve as I go. Thank you!! ❤
Leave them jaydubyas faaaar behind, ymelina! Say your prayers and the son will shine! 😘
Idk much about Jehovah's Witnesses, my friend does and has attempted to explain a few things. However, I do know Jesus and His love and forgiveness. Jesus doesn't shun us, walk away from us or belittle us. He embraces us, forgives us when we ask and loves us through our faults. Jesus is the only perfect person to walk this earth and while we try our best, we will always fall short of perfection. That's why He died for us. I have a difficult time understanding how people who preach about Jesus and/or God can shun or kick people out of religion. God forgives, that doesn't mean we go around screwing up on purpose but it is comforting knowing that He knows and understands we aren't perfect and never will be. Idk if it helps but please know that God loves you, forgives you and would never ignore you or push you away. God bless you 🙏 I hope you have defeated depression and you hold your head high
Baby should be named Juan Pablo Batiste
I know you get a lot of comments, but this channel’s been a real blessing. I’m on mission in a rust bucket ship that’s stuck in port until it gets fixed, (I’ve already been on it for 8 months) and this is the wholesomely cringe content that helps me keep going
Just don't go on Lampoon's permanent vacation
OOOOOOOhaa
✔️Out. Jacobs Ridge Animal Sanctuary!! 😂😂😂😂😂 & Uncle Ben are the😂😂😂😂😂 on U-Tube! If u want other 😂😂😂 let me know? Stay safe!❤
6:43 those are definitely frog eggs! toad eggs are laid in "strings" while frogs lay egg masses. source: im in herpetology and about to graduate as a wildlife biologist
5:37 *working hard moment*
7:52 *concerning indian bullfrog moment*
9:12 new salmonella speedrun
This and Ben’s pumpkin pie cooking videos are the best posts on his page.
i doubt that freshly laid eggs contain salmonella :P
Just keeping the tradition going 🙏
@@ghulmeister4581 the rheas are taken good care of so i doubt they have salmonella
@@ghulmeister4581 BUT ARE HIS COUNTERS CLEAN!?!?!?!
GRANDPA KEVIN
Man...how did we get here😢😢 lol
Uncle Grandpa farmer dad Ben
the way i gaged when i saw him slirping that egg.
Man never watched rocky before
That egg white slurp was diabolical
Uncle Ben was just a little hungry and he missclicked. It wasn’t his fault
The fact that I understand this reference probably means I’ve spent too much time on the internet
@@MagnaFae what is it referencing?
@@limb-o7180 Trust me, you’ll put the braincells to better use if I don’t tell you
@@MagnaFae I feel like I'm not thinking of the same thing but I know you mean
I know you mean well but it’s so annoying when you ask for context and people keep insisting you don’t want to know😭
hallo onkel ben ich finde toll wieviel liebe du den Tieren zeigst
grüße aus Deutschland, NRW
Haha same, greetings from Cologne 🙋🏽♀️
@@l.h.432 🙋♂Xanten
Was ist NRW? Ich bin englich
Yo dachte ich wäre der Einzige deutsche auf dem Channel
@@AlexPanda314 Nordrhein-Westfalen ist ein Bundesland
9:15 Uncle Ben slurping up the goop has to be the most repulsive things I’ve seen on this channel
I threw up in my mouth a bit 😂
It’s amazing how far you’ve come x
It takes years to duel wield cappys with kangaroo food.
9:16 the way i actually threw up in my mouth
real that was so nasty to see 😭
None shall go to waste
Garbunzelbeans is clearly the main character
He’s on his character arc already
(Throws duck 🦆)
He's this season's mentor character.
I'm so excited that uncle Ben has been blessing us with frequent updates :)
Bro I swear these videos are almost daily now and i LOVE it. Only channel that i actually get excited about anymore, shout outs uncle ben
9:12 Thank you for making me almost throw up Uncle Ben 😭🤣
Found your comment before I watched it, I also gagged and momentarily dry-heaved myself. 😭🤢
😅😅😅
Noooo 😭🥹
I had to look away the first time I saw that part. Saw your timestamp, decided I would actually watch it.
Had to look away again 🤢
BIG BOUNCE MENTIONED 🗣🗣💯🙏
Good evening Benjamin!
It would be a delight to witness the miracle of life come to fruition from those frog eggs. I can only imagine how entertaining it would be to watch you care for such delicate beings as tadpole alongside your usual preposterously unique antics!
As always, we wish you the best and have a wonderful night.
Sincerely, John Hamish Watson
Honestly can't tell you how happy these videos make me. keep up the amazing work.
big fan of the change to a cooking channel, keep on slurpin eggs
Raw like Rocky
side note uncle ben, once your pan is hot is when you hit it with the eggs, usually you can tturn the heat off right after and the residual heat will cook the eggs perfectly. I think the rhea eeggs have too much egg white you might want to save some for a meringue or some kind of dessert for the capyblappys i mean interns.
not the feet pics LMAO
What’s up with that?
On Garrett’s channel you see his feet at least once every 5 seconds to begin with lmao
ngl Uncle Ben slurping up that egg white from the counter almost made me throw up. has to be the most out of pocket thing he's done yet
Thanks for the video glhf
0:38 those are some big words uncle Ben, good job!
If you get a sponsor, that Kangaroo has a great name lined up!!
Raid Shadow Legends
I love the jet sound for garbanzo beans every single time
Uncle Ben be lookin buff these days! 💪👀 Big props on finding time to commit to the gym and still care for all those beautiful creatures full time. You're awesome!!! 💯
He has to commit to the gym to be able to fend off Kevin and Da Baby. One missed day could end it all
Tis the season of the borth of chindren, God has blessed the ranch once more.
Yes I made grammar errors on purpose NO DO NOT COME AFTER ME-
@@SophisticatedSalsa lol "borth"
So now we get the lemon but no AHHHHHH!? I'll remember this slight.
Uncle Ben you got a Texas twang that is organically coming out. Hoooo hooo hooo 😂
I could watch the animals graze and eat for hours. ❤❤❤
I commend you and your dedication to your
beautiful animals 👍 Are you a Veterinarian?
Cause you have great knowledge of the different species. It's awesome there are people like you . Keep doing what you do.
👍😁
Uncle Ben being a good employer by giving his legal servants a rhea egg instead of money is always heartwarming
5:39 nahhh lol
Roblox 💀
I think its hilarious that if you've been subscribed for a while now and see the frog you know to just automatically like the vidja. Its almost Pavlovian at this point. Imagine if this video was the first one someone sees and they're just greeted with a random frog interlude. I love it.
Another beautiful day with all God's children at the Urban Rescue Ranch. May all your Ba-Ba's be Booey! Cheers from FL!
Garbanzo Beans is such a persistent lover and an indomitable hustler. Respect.
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Watching Ben slurp that raw egg white up from the counter made me start gagging and laughing hysterically at the same time
Also the new baby kangaroo should be named Big Mac it would be epic and based
The minimalist ending was freaking tops.
9:15 made me gag im not even joking
Thanks for donating ur eggs, Ben. Can't wait to get mine in the mail!
Thanks for posting more. I know you have your hands full but it really brightens my day to see the animals ❤
Thank you unk 🥰 🥰 🥰
The video just devolving into a HowToBasic/MaxMoeFoe-esque food-challenge halfway through was a real unexpected turn.
It’s a relief that Kevin’s son is friendly agian thought he was gonna be just like his dad
Dude your channel makes me so happy
I just want to tell you that your videos and loving spirit really make me happy! Thanks for uploading...
The most controlled I've seen Soulja Boy in a hot minute. I suppose the eclipse rewired his inner primal instincts temporarily.
DA BABY GOT UP WHEN BEN TICKLED HIM LIKE..….”WHAT YOU ON BEN❓” 😂😂😂
8:47 The content I never knew I needed 😏🤫
We got Kevin’s grandchild before GTA6
bro this is hilarious and it's great seeing Florida's greatest treasure on video with you
Hello dear Uncle Ben,
My daughter showed me your channel and I love it, all the animals are super cute and silly and you're doing a great job!
That said, I can't really watch them because of your camera work. I get dizzy after a couple minutes and I miss all the capybara action.
Could you maybe consider getting in a few segments where you don't spin the camera around like you're on a rollercoaster while being attacked by seagulls?
I understand, that this is your brand and my daughter explained to me that this is how you always did it. I'm not asking to change your whole vibe, maybe just a couple calm minutes at the beginning or at the end for J's mom?
I'd be grateful!
Keep on rocking and rescuing all the cute little beasts.
All the best and thank you!
You're the best
i haven't been here super long, but watching the growth of this ranch has been awesome!! it's nice to see you n' the animals doing well :]
I just watched the video where uncle Ben got salmonella from that raw ostrich egg
Garbonzo is a Chad that has 2 wives being the duck and good ol uncle Ben 😊
She’s the hen
I have never had my fight or flight response activated more than when yellow frog was singing “You Are My Sunshine”.
The editing on this video was on point, bless you Ben and the interns
you should get some water lettuce for the pond. floating plant. unlike duckweed, it isn't a pain to remove since it's way larger and it keeps water really clean
3:05 is that THE yoink man?? how did he escape Florida...
Ahh yes I knew that guy was familiar lol
He's searching for the 20ft python on Uncle Bens place
@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbadLmao
@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbadayo 💀
God bless you and the urban rescue ranch, you are doing a great job helping these animals.
Solja Boy is such a good man 😄 The rage of his father and calm of his mother.
💚✌🏽Hi Ben, blessings all the babies😊
name the other baby kangroo dualipa cause the song levitatiing with dualipa and DABABY and cause lipa like LEAP
Oh wait, there's now 2 baby kangaroos?!? Oh joy! I only saw Big Bounce. I second the name DuaLeapa for a new baby roo! 😃
I swear, since just before covid hit, I've had any and all my depression cured by this channel.
I know I'm not alone!
Lots of love from Florida!
Thank you for caring for these precious babies Uncle Ben :D
It's a great day when Uncle Ben uploads
Thank you Uncle Ben!🙏
6:56 soljaboy be like : Hey! looking for me ? I'm right here
Uncle Ben: "MMMMAHHH"
Lucky lucky animal on the ranch: * *Suffering* *
5:40 AYO WHAT DOES IAN DO IN HIS FREE-TIME???
I just love your duck
For some reason, I decided to foster some day-old kittens without a mom. They’re two weeks old now I haven’t slept in two weeks. I don’t know how uncle Ben is getting any sleep with all of these animal babies. I’m obsessed with these kittens, so I guess that helps me get through but man it’s tough.
9:41 it was so hot that even room lightened up
Uncle Ben you should name Kevin’s first grandson spider man
Name the new baby Kangaroo "Future" to keep the rapper bandwagon going.
Thank you Uncle Ben . You are my hero .
Definitely a real man ,cooks every thing on the highest setting. 😊I remember my Dad cooking everything like that. ❤
Why the hell would anyone want to hunt a kangaroo for sport?
Food yes, sport no.
Why would you want to hunt any animal for sport
They dont really do it for food, texans just like to shoot shit
Because some people are sick m********s
Psychopaths?
New Uncle Ben Video = New Life Energy
I love how your still uploading even tho your getting really busy
Thank you for doing the lords work Uncle Ben!
uncle ben it is too late and i am too high for the cut at 7:53