This Duck Thinks I’m His Wife (I’m not)
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
- BOY OH BOY IT JUST DOESNT STOP! Im gonna try to edit a couple videos and actually get caught up-weve had 3 beavers some baby owls and a bunch of racoons and i just cant keep up!
Love you all so much!
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Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻🌾🤝
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HE ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TELL US THIS TIME!! 🤣🤣
I was gonna say the same
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
End of days
😱
Holy shit you're right! I'm scared guys!
"This is enrichment for Patrick."
Shows man getting mercilessly gored.
🤕can we stop the enchrinchment yet father. 😵💫
Nah, not just a man. A Florida Man who loves to hunt 20ft Pythons and walk through the Florida waterways barefoot taunting every single venomous creature he encounters as well as taunting Swamp Puppies.
He needs to put some foam pool noodles on those antlers before Patrick punctures somebody.
Cheese
😂😂😂
The way Garbanzo Beans walked alongside the new goose was hilarious. It’s obvious Garbanzo thinks he owns the joint and was informing Mr Goose about the Ranch rules.
Lol I was thinking it looked like the goose just got admitted to a psyche ward and Garbonzo is the overly friendly long term patient showing him around and introducing him to everyone.
Ducks are really funny little creatures. If they had hands they'd definitely take over the world.
Garbanzo was giving a tutorial
Classic “Goose in the car” moment as we all have from time to time.
I enjoyed Pigs in a van.
Between all the scratches, animal kisses, and wading in dirty water, Uncle Ben must have the most hardworking immune system on the planet
don't forget the raw karen eggs he had in the past
I love that he can't help himself but kiss all the animals-no matter how dangerous the idea actually even is...His affection-aggression is *real* .
open mouth kisses
@@simonmatrixretard take, good job
If we ever have a Captain Trips situation, the survivors will be Uncle Ben and elementary school teachers.
love garbanzo beans' transition from quirky background energy to main sidekick to farm sex pest
sex pest 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
farm sex pest sounds like the perfect premise for a romantic horror movie.
That last part almost made me spit out my drink 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I was like, "IS THAT F*ING GARRETT?!?!" lmao that's hilarious 😂 he shoulda yoinked Patwick
Why you censor fishing
LOL @@mina_itse
If there was anybody to finally intimidate Kevin, it would be definitely be Garrett.
I actually didn’t even recognize him for a bit. He’s usually in Florida messing with snakes and crocodiles.
Outside of his natural habitat, the Florida everglades
fishin garret casually yoinking a box cutter with his bare feet
He's very good at fishing stuff out of water it seems
phenomenal gripper skills
That's his audition for the next Tarantino movie.
I thought he was joking about the box cutter. I will now take everything he says at face value
he tends to yoink things quite often
"Just let him sniff your hand"
Bro is a menace 😭
Kevin the Pibble
@@Wooper160atThePondhould put a flower crown on kevin, that will surely make him less agressive.
Best idea so far! That would change everything😮 @@Scrial
Kevin got scared off at the end, i think the pose was the key
10:55 HEY THATS THE YOINK GUY!
Thank you Ben for providing life and healing and space for these animals. On Sunday the 14th my pupper of 14 years crossed the bridge, I tried giving the best possible life to him while he was here but Sunday was a tough day. I watched your previous vidya on sunday night and it brought me alot of comfort for some reason. Seeing the baby roo out hopping around made me smile.
I don't know why, but just seeing your channel is like directly watching the circle of life spin around. You may not need to hear this or even care, but I feel like what you're doing really is god's work.Thank you endlessly.
Thank you for clarifying that you are, in fact, not this ducks wife
He's the side "chick".
He's a rape victim.
@@Chompchompyerdednot a great joke to make I don't think
@@Lazy-Lizard what do you call it then
@Chompchompyerded not okay.
Garbanzo beans divorces wife for uncle Ben 😢💔
The scandal is fowl
Garbonzo wife: «this is my husband Garbonzo beans and this his boyfriend Uncle ben»
Garbanzo is neglecting his lovely duck wife in order to commit trans-species sexual assault.
The lore just got deeper
Garbanzo beans has a harem.
6:33
THE SOUND AFFECT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I CRIED
You have a bad sense of humor no offense
@@SnowFox_VR no shit lol also you can’t say no offence after you say something rude that’s not like a free pass LOL
@@GairfieldButCooll I know sorry 😂
Several years ago, a neighbor gave me 2 kittens described as “abandoned”. Their umbilical cords were still attached, and they were not super dry. One of the kittens was having a hard time with the bottle, right away. Very quickly, I did a lot of research, and found Fox Valley. Not on;y do they make nursing replacement milk for almost every animal you can imagine, they have special bottles, for nursing specific animals, and those needing more care. They are angled, and have a way to control the flow of milk that is unique. Also: they are blown glass, so they are superior to plastic, in every way. Those bottles saved Captain Fantastic.🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Kevin just looks meaner and meaner every day, the rage inside of him is only building.
honestly, what's his deal
@@Yuurayneurological issues. He is just extremely aggressive because his brain is in constant attack mode due to his genetics. Hyper aggression is a pretty common neurological issue in most animal species, it’s also common in dogs.
@@titanmasterxd6329bro watch to much National Geographic
I think he just wanted one more Nirvana album
@@titanmasterxd6329 It doesn't seem to just be purely aggression mode.
Maybe just with Kevin, but with Souljaboy he seems to be permanently in aggression mode in relation to defending/finding a mate. Because as uncle ben has shown, there are periods where Soulja boy is just completely fine.
LOVE seeing Fishing Garrett here. Hope he's around more often as an intern!
Hope he finds that’s python he’s been looking for 😂
Oh no. you didn't watch till the end. R.I.P.
@@hikkespett he passed away, perhaps- for now. If death could keep one of Uncle Ben’s interns down, he would never hire them! /s, lol
Poor Fishing Gerard. He died doing what he loved. Making tiktoks
R.I.P the Yoink Man
My soul left my body over that thumbnail.😂😂😂😂😂💀 G-beanz is something else. 😂😂 You gotta admit those crocks are probably very attractive to him. 😂😂 Bless the rescue, the animals and our Uncle Ben. 🙏🏽
Garbanzo said "hey come check out my pad." 😂
6:05
garbanzo beans jumping up in frame and immediately running towards you to get thrown😂
i can't fkn breathe!!! too cute!!!
Lol yes😂
It made a cute jumpscare
u mean to get laid
"Papa?!"
Imagine POV of that Goose coming to a Rescue ranch, instant new friends + chilling in the pool.. just a dream 😂
That goose became chill real quick😂
"Sweet gloop glop" has me dead and I don't know why! 🤣🤣🤣
I operate a very small animal rescue here in the southern sector of Hudson Florida. I salute you Ben! You are truly a kindred spirit !
Big 💙💙💙💜💙💙💙 ! Amazing work, amazing peace of heaven for these little adorable creatures and Kevin and his kin.
RIP Big Ounce!
Uncle Ben forgot to tell us 😔
I WAS JUST THINKING THIS AS I FINISHED THE VIDEO LOL
AAAAAHHHH 😢
He is yelling at a lemon tree as we speak
11:41 rip FISHING JARED 😔
This is by far the craziest vlog on RUclips! And it's just because of that I love it so much. Leaves me laughing and smiling each time! 😂The enrichment section just cracked me up totally! 🤣
I am Canadian and am living vicariously through you to assert dominance over Canada geese. Forget I said that.
* Everyone will remember that *
6:05 Garbanzo tracks down Uncle Ben like the Terminator.
9:22 Of the course only the yoink man was able to scare Kevin off through aura alone
I love that your dad is just as obsessed with animals as you are 😂😂 I imagine most of y’all’s messages is just animals you both found ❤ thank you for all you do for these helpless animals
Fishing Garret is so cute, we need more of his on yo ranch uncle Ben!
Hi uncle Ben. About your lights chewed by squirrels. You should buy a soldering iron, so you can just repair the wire itself. It is really easy to use (You can learn it in 30mn with a youtube vid) and this way you don't need to buy whole new thing each time one wire gets cut.
Have a good one
Probably a worthwhile investment. Rodents are drawn to wires like flies to poop. Sometimes I think that maybe they can hear the electricity buzzing through them and thats why they chew wires with so much passion
@@dawert2667 it's the material they use to make the insulation for wires currently. I heard it was made from soy or something instead of something they won't actually eat, but I don't know the full story on that aside from it being something they can and will just eat, instead of being made from something inedible.
@@Rikarikuncan confirm squirrels chewed my porch lights into confetti over winter when they were never electrified
Thought about that immediately, he could just task an intern to learn it rather than throw these perfectly good lights away
You can also just leave the lights on, let them ride the lightening. What we had to do in our old control room at the plant I work in. Rats would get into the relay cabinets and electrical buss panels. One day, a rat made contact with a 480v junction and he was really cooking. Another one hit one of the 1500v main fuses and just made a loud pop noise.
Uncle Ben and Fishing Garett is the team up of the century
Most Iconic Duo of all time
I watch all your videos and rarely comment, but gotta say what a good human you truly are. Thanks for the great content, but thank you more for what you do! I recently had to save/raise a squirrel from 3 weeks old to 8 months old now. Release is coming this spring and I will be devastated when she is gone.
Edit: I don't know who Kevin is, but I bet he would pay you to be able do this. He looks like he is loving it!
Man, it's hard to imagine what the ranch used to be. You are not only improving these animals but improving the land nice job Ben. You make me wish I still went to wretched Baylor so I could just drive by and see the sights.
0:01 the Kevin curse. You can see it in his eyes
It's the Devil Gene. Blood relations confirmed?!
Kevin has come inside of poor dababy
😨
canadian here, can confirm canadian geese poop A LOT, a flock of canadian geese live in my work's front field. Walking through there it's more goose poop then grass most days.
This is basically the entirety of downtown Boise, Idaho, too haha. My grandma used to work at a credit union downtown and there were wild geese and peacocks that lived in the area. It was messy.
As someone living in a European country with invasive Canadian geese, they shit everywhere and ruin beaches and docks
I see the Cobra Chicken makes an appearance on Ben's channel. Woe betide that man.
That grass be growing good now lol
in canada, canadian geese are also always on the cull list because their poops are polluting too much
Your videos inspired me to have my dnd character start a fantasy animal rehab.
You’re awesome Ben! You inspired me to change majors from vet science to wildlife research!!
Every upload im astonished how Uncle Ben has dedicated his life to the rehab, he gets no vacation days. Thank you Uncle Ben for sacrificing yourself to care for these animals! It definitely doesn't go unnoticed.
Hey Uncle Ben, I have a genuine suggestion maybe try reaching out to a company called Gunner Kennels. These kennels are 5 star crash test rated and I use one to keep my German Shepherd in and she's an adorable little creature that is prone to separation anxiety and even with that she has not been able to escape or get out and potentially hurt herself once!
10:30 Imposter Ben confirmed fotoday! Everyone knows the REAL Uncle Ben only always ever wears one Mater crock at all times. Never 2 of the Lightning fellas.
Thank you for helping these animals! You are living my dream life! Much love and many blessings!!!
As a Canadian I'm glad to see some representation on the channel. Thank you Uncle Ben for hiring a Canadian actor. On behalf of Canada Thanks!.
Goose in da car foe today 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
bro even the yoink guy and yoink girl came to help this is amazing !!! literally amazing people finding more amazing people
I used to have a male (also imprinted in humans) duck. He was an indian runner and would also charge in a circle instead of a straight line due to being in a cage when he was an adolescent. He was so quirky and funny. I’d also constantly throw him into his pond when outside.
Honestly can't believe that goose didn't attack him while he was driving haha
Kevin didn’t want any smoke with the intern after that stare down 🤣
Best wildlife channel hands down! One video I was hooked! We are just down the Brazos river in college station!
If I'm ever confronted by a shark i'm just going to let it smell my hand
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And guess what he said to the man, running the stand
Hey! Got any grapes?
No way.
@@SmokeyMoonlight the man said no we just sell lemonade
And he said “HAY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY”
Thanks!
So kind! 🙌
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I remember you at 200k subscribers man, really proud of how far you’ve come!! 🙏🏿
7:20 I love I sirens
'This is enrichment'
**intern getting bullied by animals**
lolol
Thank you for the goofs and gaffs, Ben. I said goodbye to my cat today and this helps me feel better.
I'm very sorry for your loss. You have my sympathy.
very sorry
I'm sorry for your loss. My heart is with you.
RIP meower
Big internet hug for you!! 😢
“Florida Man and Texas man attempt to take on a Kangaroo, Florida man dies tragically in a Patrick Bateman attack”
The crossover we never knew we needed 10:48
Uncle Ben gotta be one of the texans of all time.
THE TEXAN!
yea prolly if u think about it
Why must you put thyself in harm's' way by not wearing arm protection? must thy knight not wear such armor to protect thyself from water fowl.
why tf don quixote posting a comment
@@itssebee lest him cooketh
Because thy knight is a real sigma alpha male
I to eke glaze down upon mine orb and fear for fusty uncle ben's armeth from the feathery fiend's attack. Who is't wilt protect thy animals if 't be true uncle ben's arms art did reduce to stubs
Tis not thy role to question the Arisen.
3:05 Yoo those *night-time* shots are Awesome *B* :D
Garbanzo beans is one of the best I've seen. He genuinely loves being thrown
You'll realise soon enough benny boy that you are infact his wife
His hen
Uncle Farmer Dad Ben and the Yoink Man is my favorite crossover in the Urban Rescue Ranch cinematic universe
No wonder he intimidated Kevin. The man has been intimidating us for years! 😂
10:42 _YOINK!_
Goose had a fun car ride dancing all the way to rehabilitation from the looks of it.
7:52
A free bucket? That's an absolute win.
I'm liking the new intern. That boy has spirit!
had*
had* 😭😭
Hahaaaaa loves it! Lotsa love light luck & love your way at the Ranch ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Don’t buy more lights! Just repair them! I bet someone from your church will know how. It’s super simple and will save you a lot of money for more crates. 😊❤
RIP Fishing Jaleel, we hardly knew you
He got a new home security system I mean goose.
Love you, Uncle Farmer Ben! We're talking about coming down to Waco on our Texas road trip and I'm hoping to come see you guys!
It's the yoink man himself in a uncle Ben video. That's awesome. Love both of yall
That's Cupcake! She don't bite 😂
Poor Mr Yoink man, immune to snakes and swamp puppies, but a lil Patrick boi ended up being his end.
The frog gets me every time!!😂😂
I always watch the videos on my smartphone and then run around just like you do in the video. Immersion is everything.
I feel like uncle Ben forgot to tell us something 🤔
he forgor💀
Wow yeah , you are right about that he forgot to tell us something today first time I guess.
Forgot what?
10:06 the legendary yoink man blessed uncle ben with his presence
Man your place is looking awesome 2:01
That filamentous green algae is MARVELOUS compost for gardening, memorial trees, etc.
Uncle Ben youtooz was the best purchase I ever made
You need to put pool noodles around patwick’s horns so he doesn’t impale someone.
Pool noodles and foam balls at the end. He can have antennae
yeah I was thinking the same it's gonna be safer for everyone
@@fungustheclown666 a new hybrid species.
11:22 imagine walking in that pond and getting your foot stabbed by that ☹️
5:33 don't threaten me with a good time uncle ben
Same
We must protect Garbanzo "Binglebop" Bingus at all costs.
my brother
Best thing about your video is i feel like i'm spending the day with you :D
loving the lightning mcqueen crocs lmao
Who wouldn’t want a handsome man like Garbanzo Beans as a husband? He seems like such a likable gent.
When he first showed the baby opossums, you can see their ears twitch because they hear him talking but they already trust him so much none of them woke up, that’s so sweet
😂I love the duck throws 😂😂😂😂vroooommm he’s like a flying dog so friendly so stinking cute
"This is cupcake" is the funniest thing I've heard all day (it's 1 am)
Congratulations on your first devil chicken
Dad of Ben sounds like congested Uncle Farmer Ben, and I’m really glad he’s sharing epic nature vids like his boy. I don’t encourage rappers to eat Canada goosees cuz we all love a Canada goose, but if the sky lions must take a soul, might as well get out the ol vidya camera and document the harvest.
I did NOT expect an appearance with fishinggarret
7:09 bro just glitched reality
His videos trigger my motion sickness., BUT I CANT STOP WATCHING‼🙏🙇