She's so gentle- seriously if anyone ever treated me with that much care I wouldn't mind dying at all, I'd just be happy someone's proud of me and seems to care about the way I feel. It'd be worth the price
Vampire: Are you really just gonna accept your fate? Me: Yes, I wanna die Vampire: You'd rather die snuggling a cute vampire than dying terrified Me: What the- okay
Well if I run from you I most likely am gonna die a painful death but if I stay calm then I will most likely die a painless death and that's fine by me So yes I ain't scared for shit I just don't want to die slowly
Me Pulls out a coin Me: Heads I die tails I will join you. The Vampire: You really should put some more thought into this dec- Flips coin Heads Vampire: ok so death it is then Pulls out another coin Flips coin Tails Well you can’t argue with fate.
Me : *starting to asleep under the blanket listening to roleplay asmr Her : "i know youre awake little lamb, hiding under the blanket won't save you" 😳
I was worried when I didn't wake up to a new Fake video, but in the end it was more than worth it to find my new favourite ASMR RP. Thanks again, Fake!
Damn this is brutal. I'm not special enough to turn and no one would miss me when im gone? You're already going to kill me please let me die with some dignity
"Your unusually calm about this..." Us Joestars are used to fighting Vampires, so I'm not worried. "Joestar?" Yeah, my family is bred for slaying evil, especially Vampires. So say goodbye...
Top quality job, great voice acting. I'd love to see one of these videos but with all expectations subverted at the last moment. Nothing goes the vamps way, start to finish, and gives up out of pure frustration.
Her: "Don't feel to bad, many people die young~" Me: 🎶Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young🎶 Edit, 12/27/21: this is so cringey, why'd this get so many likes
@cade clark Well yeah now that I think about it there was that one kid who built a nuclear reactor in his backyard using thorium(?) found in smoke alarms (or the batteries for them)
this awakened my interested in vampire girls never have i wanted to feel like a prey being unable to escape from the grasp of the hunter being helplessly submisive
MC's brain be like: Alright buddy, we've been around for a long time and I know you can hit hard and run pretty fast but we're just going to go with the freeze option instead of fighting or fleeing, good luck lol.
"You have just inadvertently entered my world, a masquerade of human existence" Me: huh, that sounds VEERRRY much like Vampire the Masqurade, pfft but what are the chances she has even heard of it? Fake ASMR: well this sounds oddly like the Vampire the Masqurade Me: ὸ.ό
@@brandondaily3698 to be fair... I’ve only seen people play it and I have a general idea how the game is played. I don’t have the morality scale or unique abilities/detractnents memorized.
Me relaxes on my bed and puts this on and realises i actualy relate to this i dont sleep Yes i would rather snuggle with a cute vampire than die terifide Adors the vampire anyway
Be careful when around me. You never know what _I_ can do... [quiet laughter] (THIS part is when she calls me a "little lamb.") I'm NOT a LAMB! I'm a HEDGEHOG! [ticked hedgehog noises]
"This script took a half hour to record" omg I felt that I tried this kind of stuff once and it took two days to finish and I ultimately scrapped it because I hated my Michigan accent 😂
"You're afraid but calm, why? "Oh I always sleep with my lucky vial of HOLY WATER *fling*" Edit: Having realized this is vtm rules this would probably be followed by a very angry and soggy vampire pulling my head off but it'd be worth it.
"You're an unusual one. Most people are asleep at 2 am" Well clearly you have not hung out with any college students "Why are you so calm - I've never seen any human act like this" Again. College student. Totally disillusioned with humanity "Have you been getting any sleep at all? That nibble was enough to knock you out!" Col👏lege👏 Stu👏dent👏 "You'll adore me, love me, it'll be impossible to defy me, you'll want to please me whenever you can..." Soooo...what changes then? My simp levels are already maxed out.
Her: you're unimportant enough that your death or disappearance would just be another number on a statistic. Me: ...hurtful... But accurate... Her: that probably hurts. Me: I... I mean yeah? *shrug*
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Vampire: “wait, you want to... snuggle?”
Me: yes
I’m are lonely don’t judge me
Me: no I want to die rn instead
Me: I'm lonely dipressed and a very big dissapointment to everyone around me so yeah snuggles are what I want
@@thatoneguy9074 *DIPRESSED*
@Noggy. Yep....been dipressed for a while now like 2-3 years I think
Vampire: "Most people scream when strangers break in their room."
Me, lonely as hell: Nah, that'd be a Christmas present for me
Same
Amen~ :)
normal people: ah!
me: never should of come here!
*me in my room with my window open in the middle of the night waiting for someone to show up and take me away as Stockholm syndrome kicks in*
0v0
Same
“Well for one, most people aren’t awake at 2 am.”
Me, listening at 5 am:
You might have woken up post-2AM, meaning you weren't awake at 2AM but we won't know unless you confirm or deny this.
Me listening at 6 am:
Me listening at 3 in the afternoon while staying up all night:
*laughs in 1:43 am*
Same
Video: Vampire's Pet
Me:
Mood
A real Faker, I'm jealous😳
@@oblique9568 or is it a fake faker
@@sloth-hw5pj what if it's a fake fake faker
@@the_alchemist_ofdeath234 *OH SHI-*
Her: Little Lamb
Me: (Having flashbacks to MissShadowLovely’s vampire calling the viewer Little Mouse)
Glad I wasn’t the only one
That was such a good series... For the first 2 episodes.
oh shi- oh fu-
the flashbacks!
Aaaaaayyyyyyyy
**flashbacks of the dark themes of it**
Ah help aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Upgrades people upgrades
"Most people are asleep at 2 am"
**It's 2:30 am actually**
3:23 am actually
How about no sleep
2:01am for me
Bitch it's fucking 5:26 am for me
Rookie numbers I have been up for 4 days in a rows
Fight meh nuub
October called, they want their holiday back.
Everyone called , they want their year back
@@DanTheDudeIsHere good one
@@fishymi6511 it feels like ots only been 1 month but its been 11 and 8 out of the 11 month ive been inside
@@DanTheDudeIsHere yeah, remember when we used to just worry about WW3?
2002 called, they want their over used joke format back.
She's so gentle- seriously if anyone ever treated me with that much care I wouldn't mind dying at all, I'd just be happy someone's proud of me and seems to care about the way I feel. It'd be worth the price
@@Tone_Of_Dials I'd prefer to live but wouldn't mind dying this way ^^
“Having trouble sleeping, little lamb?”
*I am literally a diagnosed insomniac*
3:06 walked right into that imperial ambush.. just like us, and that thief over there
well I mean I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow into the knee
Right in there with the skyrim refarence
@@itsyaboimisikalisi2985 A stand arrow
@@uwukid8770 lol be yessir
@@itsyaboimisikalisi2985 wut stand you get?
Vampire: Are you really just gonna accept your fate?
Me: Yes, I wanna die
Vampire: You'd rather die snuggling a cute vampire than dying terrified
Me: What the- okay
Shit I ain't going to complain
@@crypto199X same
Well if I run from you I most likely am gonna die a painful death but if I stay calm then I will most likely die a painless death and that's fine by me
So yes I ain't scared for shit I just don't want to die slowly
@@hamborgir832 same
Araragi Koyomi, basically
This sounds like a story I'd like to hear more about in the future, loved it ngl
Same
Oh boy do I have news for you
Me Pulls out a coin
Me: Heads I die tails I will join you.
The Vampire: You really should put some more thought into this dec-
Flips coin
Heads
Vampire: ok so death it is then
Pulls out another coin
Flips coin
Tails
Well you can’t argue with fate.
Comedy approved.👍
I'd use a double sided head count and say this lol
Lands on the side
@@markenjhon1894 both, even if he die, he still join her
He has reached a level beyond just fate
Fun fact: mountain goats aren't actually goats.
Then what are they?
@Chocho Nevin They're goat-antelopes.
Mr fun fact man tell me another fun fact
Fun fact: ive seen this dude comment on 40 different channels that i go to
So youre the dude that k told me about
“Your what is called a masquerade breach.”
Wait... is that a Vampire: The Masquerade reference?
It would be cool if it is.
it totally is, there were some hints early on and that totally confirmed it haha
There are so many masquerade references in this.
"especial vampire blood"= vitae... Yeah i think its a vampire: The masquerade reference, she even mentioned the diciplines.
Definitely not a reference. It just takes place in that world.
I’ve never played it. Is it good?
Vampire: you do know what I am right
Me: [drunk and tired af] your a a p pos possem
Nah she’s a moose
A hUmAn CaLlEd mE a PoSsUm. I AM NOT A POSSUM!!!!
Me : *starting to asleep under the blanket listening to roleplay asmr
Her : "i know youre awake little lamb, hiding under the blanket won't save you"
😳
Vampire: most people scream when strangers break into their room and try to suck your blood.
Me: yeah but Depression is bigger then fear
Nah PTSD is
@@wolfgamerv2321 i ment in my case but yeah your right
Are you ok?
@@josefroque5551 not realy
@@wolfgamerv2321 both ptsd and depression
so your telling me
her blood is
*S I M P D R U G S ?*
Don't mind if I take them at all
Ideed
Oh no it appears I need some blood i somehow lost some
iL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk
Wat da
I really love this character so far. Who ever is commissioning this is a genius! More please!
I was worried when I didn't wake up to a new Fake video, but in the end it was more than worth it to find my new favourite ASMR RP. Thanks again, Fake!
Damn this is brutal. I'm not special enough to turn and no one would miss me when im gone? You're already going to kill me please let me die with some dignity
No need to kick a man when he’s down
I already know I'm useless and unimportant so kill me now or hurt me as much as you want idrc
Are all y'all okay? Man... Poor folks.
@Becker begone simp
@@sloth-hw5pj bruh how is he a simp lol?
Her: "...most people aren’t awake at 2 AM."
Me: "I work graveyard shift... 2 AM is like early afternoon to me."
BRUH I ALMOST SPELLED EXCUSE ME WRONG FOR HOW MUCH THIS TOOK ME OFF SURPRISE and yes I know this is a joke :)
"Your unusually calm about this..."
Us Joestars are used to fighting Vampires, so I'm not worried.
"Joestar?"
Yeah, my family is bred for slaying evil, especially Vampires. So say goodbye...
You know the rules, and so do I.
*loads gun*
Say goodbye
*gun shot
Jokes on you this vampire is a Brando and is gonna kick ass with an awesome stand
@@uwukid8770 joestars are the main characters and have plot armor, so ha!
Is this a jojo reference?
@@vincentramos4333 is life a jojo reference?
Man, I love the Vampire the Masquerade references
“Well for one, most people aren’t awake at 2 am.”
my friend clutching 1v4 in csgo: u ok bro?
"Hiding under the blanket won't save you"
Everything I know is a lie.
5:16 Okay this went from normal vampire asmr to World of Darkness real fast.
Top quality job, great voice acting. I'd love to see one of these videos but with all expectations subverted at the last moment. Nothing goes the vamps way, start to finish, and gives up out of pure frustration.
Her: *about to feed on me*
Me: wait before you kill me can I go at least go make a sandwich and get root beer? I’m starving
Her: "Don't feel to bad, many people die young~"
Me: 🎶Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young🎶
Edit, 12/27/21: this is so cringey, why'd this get so many likes
GoTtA KeEp It On Me, I dOnT wAnNa DiE YoUnG
Epic
Nostalgia factor 🥲
This is one of my favourite ASMR series pls give a heads up for your final episode so I’m not left waiting please
I love that weird confidence that you always give off
This is a good listener he accepts what he gets and *embraces it*
"You cant become a ghoul you dont know anything"
Me who knows how to drive a tank and build a nuclear bomb:
Am i a joke to you?
What the hell did you have to search for to learn how to build a *nuclear weapon?*
@cade clark Well yeah now that I think about it there was that one kid who built a nuclear reactor in his backyard using thorium(?) found in smoke alarms (or the batteries for them)
Hippity hoppity make me your property!
“Are the nightmares keeping you up?”
Me: *Yeah, and a vampire next to me doesn’t help either, but thanks for the company-*
A haiku about vampires. Ahem:
Glowing in moonlight
Crimson eyes glaring through me
Lamb to the slaughter
Althecor, always in the comments
@@nyaleph I try my best 😁
I see you have good taste in content, BECAUSE I KEEP SEEING YOU IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF ASMR VIDEOS!
@@Faust-d2o I've found an interesting hobby, haven't I? 😆
nice
i like how this is how the vampires works really
HAHA 2AM? THATS NOTHING, ITS 9:47AM AND I STILL HAVEN'T SLEPT. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fork has watched this so much it's a routine now. Love ya fake thx
Vampire: *calls me a little lamb*
Me with an ax: it ain't much, but it's an honest weapon
this awakened my interested in vampire girls
never have i wanted to feel like a prey being unable to escape from the grasp of the hunter
being helplessly submisive
Very Vampire: The Masquerade vibes comin from this video
Welp guys I'm back. Still kinda dealing with life but hey.
We're here for you if you need us.
Yo, I actually love the length of your videos, I’m trying to sleep not get invested in a 20 minute long video.
MC's brain be like:
Alright buddy, we've been around for a long time and I know you can hit hard and run pretty fast but we're just going to go with the freeze option instead of fighting or fleeing, good luck lol.
"You have just inadvertently entered my world, a masquerade of human existence"
Me: huh, that sounds VEERRRY much like Vampire the Masqurade, pfft but what are the chances she has even heard of it?
Fake ASMR: well this sounds oddly like the Vampire the Masqurade
Me: ὸ.ό
I mean she also said she used the obfuscate ability
@@brandondaily3698 to be fair... I’ve only seen people play it and I have a general idea how the game is played. I don’t have the morality scale or unique abilities/detractnents memorized.
Ohh I knew this was giving me VTM vibes. The Obfuscate reference made me go 🤨 & then you mentioned Masquerade breach 😂. Love it.
I love all the Vampire the Masquerade terminology
Me relaxes on my bed and puts this on and realises i actualy relate to this i dont sleep
Yes i would rather snuggle with a cute vampire than die terifide
Adors the vampire anyway
This is awesome, hope we get longer videos like this more often.
Wholsome......... I cried when we thought we gon die
Yesssss pet status achived
Here's a fun drinking game for you. Take a shot everytime she says "lamb".
Wooo baby this is what I've been waiting for this is what its all about a 10+ minute video from fake god bless (ment to be read in critical's voice)
It's sad that I would genuinely be okay with dying in the arms of a vampire girl who I literally watched murder some people in front of me.
Me: how did you find me in my off the grid base
Vampire: You left prints in the snow
Me: SHITE
Her :walks in my bedroom to kill me
Also me: mamma it is time to read cat got a gat
I'm so scared...
Like honestly *S C A R E D*
Be careful when around me. You never know what _I_ can do... [quiet laughter]
(THIS part is when she calls me a "little lamb.")
I'm NOT a LAMB! I'm a HEDGEHOG! [ticked hedgehog noises]
0:07 SO HIDING UNDER THE COVERS DOES WORK
I would love a series of this too
Little lamp implys that you're food
Me: isn't that what all vampires see me as?
This is probably the best asmr I’ve ever listened to, keep up the great work Fake! P’S, PART FOUR NOW!!
This was so beautiful. Really liked the way that developed. I would love to see a sequel to this.
There is a sequel.
bro when she said "most people are a sleep at 2am" I look at my clock and it was 2 am and I was like bruh 😦
love the dialogue and love your worldbuilding!
I find it funny that I just so happened to listen to this at 2 am 😂
Sameeeee
Lol, same here!
Vampire: going to kill the listener.
Me as a listener: hired a powerful demon to kill a vampire.
No matter how hot or cold it is in the room
The temperature of the room is still room temperature
I-...
I mean, you're not wrong, but you're also not right.
@@PixelTrainer. technically i am right
Who are you STILLBORN CORPSE
@@Faust-d2o im sorry for asking but who dat
A random guy who posts not so fun facts on ASMR comment sections
"This script took a half hour to record" omg I felt that I tried this kind of stuff once and it took two days to finish and I ultimately scrapped it because I hated my Michigan accent 😂
"You're afraid but calm, why?
"Oh I always sleep with my lucky vial of HOLY WATER *fling*"
Edit: Having realized this is vtm rules this would probably be followed by a very angry and soggy vampire pulling my head off but it'd be worth it.
very much worth it
"You're unusually calm about this most people scream when a stranger breaks into their room"
You want me to scream? Ok
This isn’t your average, ordinary everyday vampire roleplay. This is Masquerade vampire roleplay.
Her: I’m reading your aura right now
Me, remembering total drama island: d-dawn?
Her: I’ve never seen anyone act like this. Most are asleep at 2 am.
Me: one word. Marine
Nice 😂
“Or maybe you just can’t sleep at all.”
How could you tell?
5:15 The fact this ASMR acts in WoD makes it even more awesome 👍
"You're an unusual one. Most people are asleep at 2 am"
Well clearly you have not hung out with any college students
"Why are you so calm - I've never seen any human act like this"
Again. College student. Totally disillusioned with humanity
"Have you been getting any sleep at all? That nibble was enough to knock you out!"
Col👏lege👏 Stu👏dent👏
"You'll adore me, love me, it'll be impossible to defy me, you'll want to please me whenever you can..."
Soooo...what changes then? My simp levels are already maxed out.
Same, except instead of a college student, I'm what some would call a "NEET."
Vampires makes you her pet!?!?
*Well jokes on you I’m into that sh*t!!*
Mmmm, yes I agree
@@vipersmoke ya lol
@@randallstrong9882 I mean the life a pet seems really nice
@@vipersmoke ah I see
Obfuscate?
Frenzy?
I sense a Vampire the Masquerade fan!
Woman of culture.
Her: you're unimportant enough that your death or disappearance would just be another number on a statistic.
Me: ...hurtful... But accurate...
Her: that probably hurts.
Me: I... I mean yeah? *shrug*
RUclips Notifications called and I must answer
"some people are asleep a two am " me watching one piece: hey ....... want to join
She looks like the demon from the second fake vid but slightly altered
Also i wake up at 2 am
"Why are you so calm?."
Me: You forget a thousand things every day..I'll make sure this one of 'em
Ghouls are the original simps, when you think about it
Well maybe not they apparently do usually have a a choice.
i’m actually listening to this at 2 am and when she said people aren’t usually awake at 2, i was kinda scared
i really thought fake made this video to scare me before she kills me
Wait a minute...Hunter ambush...Masquerade breach...World of Darkness...this is a tabletop ASMR.
“Most people scream when strangers break into their room”
Me: yeah this isn’t the first time nor will it be the last
Vampire the Masquerade? Hot damn its party time.
Great video! Love it! Really inspired strong emotions in me. Thank you for this.
This is so good... I just wanna be you're ghoul.
Ah, just the content I subbed for
"Most people are asleep at two am."
might want to tweak your definition of "most people"
History fact #49 During World War I the French built a fake Paris
*how*
i don't know, ask france
@@guttyshistoryfacts6660 yo France how
Omg yes a 14 minute video
“Why are you calm”
Me: “I WANNA FUCKING DIE”
I thrive on Nightmares and yes I do only staying the blankets to avoid sunlight 🧛♂️
I like vampires perfect video for me
There's worse things than being owned by a cute vampire, so y'know, things are pretty good all things considered.