I Joined a Noob Game as Italy one last time

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Thanks to Kristof for the Soviets POV: / kristof1
    It's time to say goodbye the old Italy now that the new HOI4 DLC, By Blood Alone is coming out.
    Thank you for the good old times and the memories since Hearts of Iron 4 got released, Italy :(
    RIP Old Italy Focus Tree 2016 - 2022
    In this HOI4 Multiplayer game, Dankus is playing Italy before the new Italy rework in BBA for the last time.
    Tomorrow By Blood Alone, the new HOI4 DLC, is coming out so it's time to have the last hurrah with this Italy that has been with us since Hearts of Iron 4 first released in 2016.
    And what's a better way to put Italy in retirement than joining a noob game in HOI4 Multiplayer!
    You will understand what I mean by noob game when you watch the video.
    Let's just say the way Hearts of Iron 4 was played this game was...sub optimal.
    To the point where you think the game is won and somehow it gets thrown out.
    At least we can learn from this game that you never count out Russia and the Soviets from WW2...
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    #hoi4 #hoi4multiplayer #italy #heartsofiron4 #dankus #dankusmemecus

Комментарии • 180

  • @DankusMemecus
    @DankusMemecus  Год назад +547

    Goodbye Old Italy, the last time we are playing it before new HOI4 DLC tomorrow :(

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  Год назад +81

      For context that those don't know tomorrow the new HOI4 DLC, By Blood Alone, releases and it completely reworks Italy.
      This is (probably unless mp is somehow unplayable) the last multiplayer game with the old Italy :(

    • @bigpapagorge9667
      @bigpapagorge9667 Год назад +2

      italy of bestism

    • @Arpads_Legacy
      @Arpads_Legacy Год назад +5

      rest in peace old italy

    • @Trever101
      @Trever101 Год назад +1

      Very sad

    • @alexneitor1377
      @alexneitor1377 Год назад +2

      F for the focusless italy

  • @frankfletcher_1
    @frankfletcher_1 Год назад +705

    Dankus: Joins noob game
    Also Dankus: Why are these noobs so bad

  • @animox1246
    @animox1246 Год назад +836

    They said my Italy is weak…

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  Год назад +309

      They said they said that my they said they sadi i am weak...

    • @flexiist
      @flexiist Год назад +5

      True

    • @reich5006
      @reich5006 Год назад +8

      @@DankusMemecus sadi?

    • @sylvananas7923
      @sylvananas7923 Год назад +18

      @@reich5006 sadi arabia kekw

    • @homefront1999
      @homefront1999 Год назад +6

      @@DankusMemecus Saudi Arabia main when?

  • @ohZeroOne
    @ohZeroOne Год назад +413

    Even in death, Dankus still takes Gibraltar

  • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
    @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 Год назад +220

    Dankus: *Takes Gibraltar as Italy
    Paradox: we don't do that here

  • @alwarado
    @alwarado Год назад +217

    The comedic timing on that crash was gold

  • @Kristof1
    @Kristof1 Год назад +167

    The only time, I've ever pushed from the Urals to Berlin,
    Thank you Ecshm

    • @ProbablyRose
      @ProbablyRose Год назад +3

      Not me doing it hundreds of times

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 Год назад +2

      That took me a second to actually understand

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1 Год назад +6

      @@ProbablyRose cap

    • @jagplaysroblox2169
      @jagplaysroblox2169 5 месяцев назад

      @@ProbablyRosedoubt bro even played hundreds of times

  • @dcgurer8353
    @dcgurer8353 Год назад +18

    6:43 to 7:00 man just went through the most happy day of his life to the most saddest in two seconds

  • @maxtyler8993
    @maxtyler8993 Год назад +37

    I actually will miss how simple and streamlined Italy was.

  • @KenronTheGamer
    @KenronTheGamer Год назад +32

    Dankus in most of his games: Ouch my back.

  • @hmaszzz8121
    @hmaszzz8121 Год назад +29

    "screening efficiency" hovers over positioning PEPEGA CLAP

  • @Marius.Aggertoft
    @Marius.Aggertoft Год назад +17

    Love the rage flackbacks where you can hear me dieing in the background

    • @5nhyfiery
      @5nhyfiery Год назад

      Im gonna correct u cuz funny 😄 *dying

  • @takeeto9894
    @takeeto9894 Год назад +9

    (joins noob game)
    (One of the "noobs" schools Dankus on how to make his fleet x times more effective)

    • @NatanielSikora
      @NatanielSikora 10 дней назад

      Lennard is one of the best players in hoi4

  • @cryptidhd1056
    @cryptidhd1056 Год назад +22

    6:48-7:00 perfectly cut scream

  • @thegamingduck7199
    @thegamingduck7199 Год назад +11

    I cant wait for the meta Ethiopia build and the new swiss strats

  • @flukz.z
    @flukz.z Год назад +4

    Dankus : Procceeds to win the game. Germany : Hell NO!

  • @cvetomirgeorgiev9106
    @cvetomirgeorgiev9106 Год назад +16

    small tip, but you told him to delete tanks in Africa, but it's actually better to consolidate them, if it's the same template

    • @kallevonderimbissbude3289
      @kallevonderimbissbude3289 Год назад +5

      if nothings lacks equip then you cant consolidate

    • @YohonaIsTired
      @YohonaIsTired Год назад

      ​@@kallevonderimbissbude3289convert them to put more mech and then consolidate

  • @theguythatshereisme6204
    @theguythatshereisme6204 Год назад +3

    Danks getting d-dossed and still winning will be the funniest thing in noob game history

  • @lukeyarnall7021
    @lukeyarnall7021 5 месяцев назад

    6:40 is just a rollercoaster of emotions

  • @Darabir
    @Darabir Год назад +13

    One of the best Games i ever played it, even though we lost so hard in the beginning :D I was Canada and i knew that you were responsible for the fucking paradrop in Africa -.- But still, was a nice Game :D

  • @olimarnicholas6932
    @olimarnicholas6932 Год назад +4

    "they thought my italy was weak"

  • @doesnotreallymatterr
    @doesnotreallymatterr Год назад +2

    "eSHPORTS MALTA ALTA"
    *Dankus Pepekus*

  • @fillipeaz129
    @fillipeaz129 Год назад +4

    13:30 Most comprehensive German speaker

  • @uckbritley1305
    @uckbritley1305 Год назад +8

    >Be Italy
    >Form Rome
    >Turn Byzantine Purple
    Hoi4 mod moment :troll:

  • @lego3952
    @lego3952 Год назад +11

    Damn dankus remember that sealion that almost destroyed you lol ?

  • @Dr.Swinehart
    @Dr.Swinehart Год назад +8

    this is the second game i've seen Ecshm throw

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1 Год назад +4

      He just didn't expect me to go full on Zhukov Counterattack on him

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army Год назад +5

    Before the new dlc drops I'm trying to get the 30 in hel achievement. The problem I'm finding isn't surviving. It's that the Germans don't have the 1.8 million men to be killed. I even killed the Soviets and Allies so they could only fight me. But alas, they refuse to fight.

    • @jessicalindo7977
      @jessicalindo7977 Год назад +1

      You probably have too many divisions on the line, it's better to have fucktons of CAS or Tac Bombers and then just 1 or 2 divisions per tile so the AI thinks it can realistically win against your line. It won't just charge into your lines if they're well-built, and it tends to cycle-charge, so it will charge then stop, charge then stop. Just make sure your line can take the beating

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Год назад

      @@jessicalindo7977 I did end up getting it. But the problem I had was that I encircled too many divisions too early on. So much so that they didn't even declare on anyone else. So they just sat with 300k fielded manpower for 2 years without the allies trying to d-day.

  • @felixzians9101
    @felixzians9101 Год назад +2

    8:36: "I dont like the colour though"
    Well what colour is your roman empire?

  • @gingerbread101
    @gingerbread101 Год назад +4

    Cant wait for Switzerland Dankus

  • @BraydenBrown-to2fs
    @BraydenBrown-to2fs 5 месяцев назад

    Gibraltar never was safe when dankus is playing Italy

  • @Dukebag12345
    @Dukebag12345 Год назад +1

    What was the song playing over the Soviet push was great

  • @vukadzemovic2375
    @vukadzemovic2375 Год назад +1

    THAT CANT BE TRUE, THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

  • @lucasoliveira4991
    @lucasoliveira4991 Год назад +1

    In the thumbnail belgium has 1 eye

    • @livy9171
      @livy9171 Год назад

      amogus...
      someone finally noticed

  • @uniedits5459
    @uniedits5459 Год назад +3

    They said my Germany was strong...

  • @theamerican_1945
    @theamerican_1945 Год назад

    Mare Nostrum Italia. Thank you for all the good times. Viva la Italia.

  • @lllll4691
    @lllll4691 Год назад +2

    if he joined as england he would have been sealioned by noobs

  • @fdlclan7225
    @fdlclan7225 Год назад +3

    THEY SAID MY ITALY WAS WEAK....

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад

    Hmm yes lore of pre- by blood alone Italy runs momentum 100 be like:

  • @Aegis---
    @Aegis--- Год назад +1

    very interesting no inf germany build

  • @calebsmith1548
    @calebsmith1548 Год назад +1

    Getting encircled by Ethiopia and losing 12k guns to supply, I see you fit in with the noob game?

  • @filo8197
    @filo8197 Год назад +1

    They said my PC is weak... I proved them right by crashing...

  • @cobrazrt6006
    @cobrazrt6006 Год назад

    I always play Italy bro I have always loved playing italy even with there terrible focus tree

  • @whatisalifeihavenone4708
    @whatisalifeihavenone4708 Год назад +1

    "WHAT THE FUCKKKK WHAT THE FUCK"

  • @jonasz1
    @jonasz1 Год назад +1

    The schizophremia progresses, why does he scream so much invading Gibraltar for 20+ time?

  • @zuerbe4890
    @zuerbe4890 Год назад

    They said that...
    Oh no, someone already said that
    :(

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 Год назад +2

    E-SHPORTS MALTA ALTA 🇲🇹

  • @hellbach8879
    @hellbach8879 Год назад +2

    why was there a yugo instead of a hungary lmao

  • @lundeq9209
    @lundeq9209 Год назад

    Esphorts alta malta LMAO

  • @roznerf9442
    @roznerf9442 Год назад +1

    Eschm is so bad he tank printed once in tommykay TFB game

  • @vyevd8
    @vyevd8 Год назад +1

    They said his Ethiopia was strong...

  • @funnytimes7080
    @funnytimes7080 Год назад +1

    Eschm Build is to Strong💀💀

  • @floodercw
    @floodercw Год назад

    I'm a new viewer who's kinda interesting on what the meaning that Dankus always shout out
    like "man alta"? and "esports..."?

  • @alonedark2956
    @alonedark2956 Год назад

    They said my esports man alter was weak

  • @ramezemad7283
    @ramezemad7283 Год назад

    I was brazil in this game now I know why my tanks sucked xd dam u are too good

  • @DiegoGarcia-en4sf
    @DiegoGarcia-en4sf 3 месяца назад

    They said my autism was weak...

  • @remi609
    @remi609 Год назад

    Last time we get to bully the Italian tree for being smaller than all the balkans except albania

  • @NotTheBomb
    @NotTheBomb Год назад +1

    I need a link to that Soviet era song, that remix is dope 15:05 the song is My Army, but I can’t find the remix >.

    • @NotTheBomb
      @NotTheBomb Год назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/37pHWG_K2eI/видео.html FOUND IT

    • @yukariakiyama3059
      @yukariakiyama3059 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/37pHWG_K2eI/видео.html

    • @pcgatorp
      @pcgatorp Год назад +2

      It is: Red Army is the Strongest of All -【Laborwave】

  • @beenthroughnam3747
    @beenthroughnam3747 Год назад

    weak my italy, they said.

  • @toastedrat409
    @toastedrat409 Год назад

    They said my El Salvador was weak…

  • @commodore1325
    @commodore1325 Год назад

    Why does this game look extremely fucking hard

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1 Год назад

      cause it is,
      took me some nerves playing here on the soviets

  • @cameronfenech347
    @cameronfenech347 Год назад

    They said my Italy was weak

  • @tommcduck7031
    @tommcduck7031 Год назад

    nice to see dankus loose

  • @ItsDazlo
    @ItsDazlo Год назад

    The uploads are fireee

  • @lite4998
    @lite4998 Год назад +2

    That moment when Germany is run by a KGB agent

  • @vst-lolp-exe9545
    @vst-lolp-exe9545 Год назад +1

    YT better than Twitch :)

  • @xyungeloest
    @xyungeloest Год назад +1

    Im still confused why Dankus uses German slang when he curses

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Год назад +1

    This isn't a Bo game.

  • @HugACreeper88
    @HugACreeper88 Год назад

    Esports Malta Alta

  • @statelyeel
    @statelyeel Год назад +4

    Italy? People play that country

  • @matthieuchoueiri4835
    @matthieuchoueiri4835 Год назад +1

    esports

  • @thumnas8693
    @thumnas8693 Год назад

    Last Italy

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 Год назад

    They said this noob game was weak

  • @ElselchoGaming
    @ElselchoGaming Год назад

    They said my crashing game was weak...

  • @sres1337
    @sres1337 Год назад

    e-sports auwhoer altah ehhhh

  • @EJ-jh1vf
    @EJ-jh1vf Год назад +1

    I SAID THEIR NOOB GAME WAS WEAK....

  • @alexanderraz.
    @alexanderraz. Год назад

    Aint no Way Germany threw that one lol

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1 Год назад +1

      He didn't exactly throw,
      he just didn't expect me to consolidate in the urals and kick his ass,
      nobody did.

  • @CMAzeriah
    @CMAzeriah Год назад

    Throwing no fun.

  • @avalancheguy2906
    @avalancheguy2906 Год назад +1

    What is the name of the mod they are using?

  • @user-ek3xp6qw8g
    @user-ek3xp6qw8g Год назад

    USSR F forever!

  • @fatmanwalking8610
    @fatmanwalking8610 Год назад +1

    music at 15:04 ?

  • @randompersonjustdoingsomething

    They said mussolini was bald...

  • @grey_apache
    @grey_apache Год назад

    Why don’t people just do sealion before barb?

  • @gwizdek9
    @gwizdek9 Год назад +1

    They said my wife was cheating on me with our son...

  • @flugabwehrraketensystemrol5503

    top 10 yey

  • @paperbackwriter19
    @paperbackwriter19 Год назад

    bro lost 12k guns

  • @serdikcraig6307
    @serdikcraig6307 Год назад

    6:50-7:10 CLIP THIS BRO

  • @Lvl100Boss
    @Lvl100Boss Год назад

    joeeeeeeeeeeeee bidan

  • @4realm8rusirius
    @4realm8rusirius Год назад

    Bonk

  • @jawa8317
    @jawa8317 Год назад

    What's the music in intro?

  • @JimboobSherwood
    @JimboobSherwood Год назад

    Worst Germany ever 101?

    • @Kristof1
      @Kristof1 Год назад

      Ecshm literally beat us to fucking dust, we had 30 divisions left,
      i supply trapped him in the urals,
      and kept the tempo of the offensive,
      thats how he died.

  • @anzxige
    @anzxige Год назад +1

    whats the song name at 15:06 ?

    • @Lightendaltrax
      @Lightendaltrax Год назад +1

      Red army is the strongest labor wave remix

    • @anzxige
      @anzxige Год назад +1

      @@Lightendaltrax thx my g

  • @stealthbug3893
    @stealthbug3893 Год назад

    jump to 06:59

  • @SukhoyBoy4113
    @SukhoyBoy4113 Год назад

    Europe's soft underbelly.

  • @avalancheguy2906
    @avalancheguy2906 Год назад +1

    Does anybody know the name/s of the mod/s they are using?

  • @warmongeringgood
    @warmongeringgood Год назад

    What was soviet push song?

    • @pcgatorp
      @pcgatorp Год назад +1

      Red Army is the Strongest of All -【Laborwave】

  • @terrifier2845
    @terrifier2845 Год назад

    zyzz

  • @breeie9900
    @breeie9900 Год назад

    Tommy k title

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 Год назад +1

    15:40 what is the name of that song =O

    • @historyafficionado478
      @historyafficionado478 Год назад +1

      Red Army is The Strongest. It is some kind of remix tho

    • @CommanderTavos99
      @CommanderTavos99 Год назад +1

      @@historyafficionado478 yeah I thought so

    • @BigBulacha
      @BigBulacha Год назад

      Red army is the strongest rock slowed + reverbed :)

  • @justanotherredbeard4439
    @justanotherredbeard4439 Год назад

    mAlta

  • @bob-qb9gw
    @bob-qb9gw Год назад

    moust scuffet game