So I Joined a Noob Game...
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Welcome to the ultimate HOI4 Noob Game, this one completely covers everything that an actual Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer game full of new players to MP looks like.
And of course I decided to join it, once again, to try and carry the game all on my own.
From the weirdest builds and to the Joe Biden sleeper micro, this HOI4 MP game will have everything.
It's time to witness the most epic Germany vs Russia war you will see and my Mongolia will be right on the frontlines with my katyushas ready to save Russia!
IT'S TIME TO CARRY THIS HOI4 NOOB MULTIPLAYER GAME!
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Dankus teaching noobs how to play is so wholesome but also seeing them unable to do anything is kinda sad lmao
The Sevastopol campaign was pretty yikes ngl
Dankus refused to defend the oil fields, he wasn't asked to push through the mountains, just setup a a perimeter and wait for inf/mtn to take over.
@@MultiFallguyBecause its a very risky play?
@@smiley7399 he ended up doing it like 5 minutes after raging and saying it was a waste and it worked?
@@frydog4217 Because he then got reinforcements?
That wasn’t a cavalry Mongolia build, I’m disappointed
mech is basically armored cav
Just imagine the katyushas as horse archers
Frfr
after 100% watching this entire 20 minute video i can confirm this is a certified dankus banger
You managed to watch a 20 min vid in only 16 mins ? Man alta eeshports
@@sylvananas7923 1.5x speed GIGACHAD
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@@sylvananas7923 😂😂😂
Dankus you might never see this but I was the man who played chess against you
Edit: He saw it
did you win
@@triggeredinpoland235no
Then we are waiting for vid "They said my chess were weak"?
@@NKVD-Guard1988 haha yes
We will support you he will see the comment
dankus joined a game for his own skill level finaly
Yep
yep
I love how Dankus doesn't rage like a kid at the multiple SOV throws and instead he will play cautiously until he is confident enough to carry as a minor. That's development right there.
Bro I'm not sure if we watched the same video dankus was raging and whinging the whole time
@@frydog4217 exactly lmao
@@frydog4217 you clearly have never played MP
@Dat Boi nope and never plan to if this is normal behavior. Like you have to be delusional to get this mad at people who are clearly many brackets below your skill playing badly. It isn't teaching them how to play and make good decisions it's just teaching them how to get microed by a better player. It's pretty beta that you would just take someone talking to you like that just tell them to fuck off bro
I fucking hate the whinging that he does. He is a good player tho.
I am starting to wonder, if you ever join pro games mate
he recently won a hoi tournament, didn't he
Yep, he did
He does, he won like multiple PDX tournaments and plays a bunch of unofficial ones too
They said Weak so i joined game.
Dankus in a noob game: OMG why are all these noobs misplaying
New Dankus video ? Let’s go !
Dankus found people on his own skill lvl 💀(fr tho i'm impressed how much he knows how to play this game :D)
the last two minutes.... they were amazing.
Certified E-Schports moment
aaah the famous saying ' 4 monkeys in a cage is still 4 monkeys in a cage '
"dankus, joe biden."
-random soviet co-op
Love how Dankus is just complete rosting every Russiaplayer in that game😂
Dankus finally joined a game of his own level? Pog
2:16 as the Te la Menthe plays we can imagine how mongolian horses are training their bunny-hop to prepare for war
They said my Mongolia was weak...
bro made a whole edit about him playing ping pong
The motorised rocket launcher animation is really satisfying.
They said my thug shaking was weak...
"4 monkeys in a cage is still 4 monkeys in a cage!" has to be and will bw my favourite insult I've ever heard and will use
For 80% of this video I thought Dankus was rp Stalin.
"Soviet Union being overrun on multiple fronts"
Random CO-OP: Dankus 😃, Joe Biden 😏
* Dankus release a new video *
Legit no one:
The Dankus fan going to comment after seen the country he's playing: They said my ... was weak...
They said my no one was weak
11:05 " *Historically accurate Soviet War Command discussion* ". These guys would have been executed by Papa Stalin for sure.
Dankus is the Magnus of hoi4
We definitely want more noob games!
Dankus quotes
Episode one
"The US is an island nation"
Sick montage at the end there, keep it up!
Mum I said I’ll do the dishes after this Dankus vid
So. When Space Marines aren't bannable.
Could Cavalry with Tank destroyers be a fast attack squad? Or would it really benefit more from more soft attack with self propelled artillery like motorized?
i would've broken my monitor 20 times at this stupidity, wow
stanley parable end screen, very cool
Dancus also plays chess while playing hoi4?
Is dankus really good at hoi4 if he only plays noob games
Think about that
I suggest you watch other vids or even streams, these games he does are the most competitive games I've ever seen everyone knows what to do and anything can happen
@Zachary P that wouldn't be that unlikely because the pro mp community is small
often in small communities the best players are the ones that learned from stomping noobs
They said that my noobs were week... they were.
editor goes brrrr
it felt bad being france in this game
"hardness means soft attack does anything"
1:57 i will put this on my wall
Dankus they my turkey is weak...
Please make a no mod datiled soviet guide for multiplayer games dankus
18:25 Dankgolian push
Stanley Parable reference in the outro?
Lore of So I Joined a Noob Game momentum 100
Dankus always makes bangers
Dankus needs to join a noob game as UK
Wow, you know dombra
They said my noob game was weak...
They Said My Allies Were Weak...
I know that you wanna teach them ... But if I was them, I would probably just mute you ^^
Dankus
A France player that intends to be a Vichy
They said my horse archers were weak...
Why tf does mongolia have 70 factories at game start
Dankus Clutchecus
They said my Mongolia was weak…
They said my hat was weak...
dandus parabel???
next time dankus follow the eshports hungarian tank meta : )
Dankus you should come visit brasil! We like to have you in Rio de Janeiro here we prepare food and everything for you!!1!!1!1!!!
THEY SAID MY MONGOLIA WAS WEAK...
dankus im still asking for your spotify playlist
I use inf with my tanks and i’ve defended russia alot they just somehow didn’t lol
ESPORTS MAN
Hey dankus who is better hoi4 player you or polish youtuber Znajomykrolia ??
What mod is this?
They said my noob game was weak
Where do you find groups like this to play with? Discord groups and others I find are with people that are above my level on all fronts and I can't feel like I can do something without being explicitly told the meta in the servee
I had 100%'d the vanilla achievements and wanted to play Multiplayer. Offered to do France, as that had been my favorite achievement (Little Entente) and got told "no. You can play a minor like Ireland". They ended up putting someone who had _literally_ never played the game before on France. The multiplayer for this game is too often just fucking cancerous.
@@nevarelixe3963 I've played MP twice and the first time was filled France bc half the majors weren't filled. UK air helped as much as it could but I was just fumbling against three German co-ops
@@motto1834 I hope you had fun. Again, just several lobbies of being told to "fuck off. You can't play a major" as they're struggling to find anyone to play it is just frustrating. Insult to injury being the guy had never played, and I at least had gotten every vanilla chievement.
What is the name of the mod ?
Where are these loobies, im not a dankus🥺
I want moar of this plox mr yootuber :)
I don't know why you upload these videos or dankus even plays these noob games this was a hard watch. It seemed like Dankus wasn't having fun having to micro the soviet players and the soviet players weren't having fun from constantly being shouted at. The videos where Lennard coops with dankus or any bokoen game/meta game is way better to watch.
So I did this thing for the hundredth time..
Whats the beat at the end bro?
🎶NEON BLADE🔥(Ravens Rock-Ruin sessions)💣
motorized is not dawg shit its actually usefull on everything accept mountains. but yes you need some mechanized against that softattack spam.
yeas
whats this mod
Co7uld i may ask from which country u ar efrom
Sweden I think
waht is this mod called
18:42 what tune is this?
🎶NEON BLADE🔥(Ravens Rock-Ruin sessions)💣
mod?
day 2 of asking for the playlist
Zyzz
Dankus stop bulliy children
lmao dankus loses against noobs
Hello, there.
Naaah no way these dudes are fr. Legit ai will do better.
hello
Yeet
hi
youre always joining noob games
Oman
first
Nope sorry
first
Edit: I falied.
6th
Youre 9th
reupload weak
First
Youre First 👍🏻