Hold up stop the mf music- If hard and stickiness don't go well then kiri no you can make yourself hard but when that happens you become sticky oh god 😳😳😳🤣😋😱😱
Baku: *mOaNs* Me: oH sHi- I wAsNt rEaDy hOl uP - Baku: * m o a n s l o u d e r * Me : HOL UPPPPP- * me looks at my stuffed animal * yOu CaNt hEaR aNyThIng , RiGhT ?!?!-
ME ME TO I HAD MY HAMPSTER IN MY ROOM AND I THOUGHT SHE COULD HEAR SO I JUST SAT AND SMILED AT HER then looked at my stufed animals and then thought my parents could hear it p.s i was wearing headphones ah hold on
title: " monster in me..." me:don't do it.. also me: YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME!!!! edit: oh my- over 1-k 😳 edit: what joke was i trying to make here? and why did this even get 1k likes?
Kiri: *hardness and stickiness dont go together unless it’s a good time* Me: eXcUsE mE Okokokokok I read all of the reply’s and..... all I can now think of is *wink wonk* and it’s your fault 😂😂
Kirishima: “guess we don’t have anything to worry abouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...” Me:*dying of laughter* YOOOOOOOO KIRIJHGDFSBZDFVJBSDMFKDS,FIDLSIV,IDFSUB
Wow you scrolled this low into the comments... Congrats here’s your medal 🏅 Well I guess it isn’t that low anymore... U still get the medal tho 😁 Have a good day 👍
Villain: I have concocted this drug that makes people want to kill eachother, now I can finally test it on these two- Listener and Bakugou: *starts fricking* Villain:😐
@@coleballonado2187 Yo I wouldn't be surprised if it was Hawks. After all, according to the last video of him, he and his Baby Bird are on the run from Endeavor so...once again, besides Midoriya and his Puppy/Doll, ANOTHER couple are going rogue.
Me: looking for new bakugou asmr. Yagami: hErE yA gO sWeEt ChIlD Me: hEcC yEs Side Note: Thank you Yagami for making these asmrs for people who don't have positive things to say to themselves. You have made me very happy and i love you a lot. I hope your quarantine is going great. If you need a break, let us know and we'll understand. Again, thank you for making these for us.
Is it just me but when Kiri said, “Sticky and hardness don’t go together unless it’s a good time!” Or something along the lines of that- I looked at the invisible, “did you hear what I just heard?!” Camera- aNd- W H E E Z E D
IM FRIEND WITH THE MONSTERS UNDER MY BED GET ALONG WITH THE VOICES IN SIDE OF MY HEAD YOU TRYIN TO SAVE ME STOP HOLED YOUR AND YOU THINLK IN CRAZY SO WHAT IF IM CRAZY
Idk if it is him cuz I listen to the story and him and epidemic are diff ppl since so far we been on the run cuz of govt but going back but he said epidemic gonna help us at least if I heard that right
We've all waited for this- 29:40 is what you sinners are lookin' forrr -3- Dat sammich costs one like- You also get some kool-aid to go with it or holy water UwU YoUr ChOiCe- And- Kirishima: Stickiness and hardness don't go together.. Unless it's a good time! And this is nOt a good time- Me: Oop-
Words most likely only Yato fans get flustered by when said casually in a random convo: Teddy bear Kitten Pebble baby shark Kitty sunshine Angel Bunny Songbird Star Baby Puppy Carrot Buzzy beautiful sunshine nugget Feather(I think?) Baby bird Doll Player 2 Gummy bear Lovebug Chibi-chan Pipsqueak Little mouse Kid Cariño (Darling [I think]) Mi amour~ Tell me if I missed anything ^w^ And Have a swell night,day,evening,morning,or afternoon💖
Katsuki: it's ok I got you teddybear Me: *hears clapping and katsuki growling and looks around confused* already? Villian: bravo bravo Me: oh *whispers* I've been condition and I'm ok with that.
Him: This is going to be my way! My mind: don't do it... don't do it! Me: **screams** MY WAY MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY My mind: God damnit... Edit: Tik Tok has taken control of my brain😂😂😂
FOR MY FELLOW SINNERS THE SPICY STUFF STARTS AT
29:40(NO like needed but would be appreciated)
bosh howd you find it so fAST-
@@roxasthoughts when you're me you tend to try to skip and find were the good spicy stuff starts at
How did you do that fast?-
And also I've been watching her videos for a long time and I've been able to just about pink point it so yeah
me reading this: video was posted 4 minutes ago-
Kiri: “Hardness and Stickiness doesn’t go well together all the time.”
Me: Dying of laughter.
I died from laughter too😂
I means, I'm not wrong
Its true tho
Hold up stop the mf music-
If hard and stickiness don't go well then kiri no you can make yourself hard but when that happens you become sticky oh god 😳😳😳🤣😋😱😱
Eijiro Kirishima LMAO
WHEEZE
“HARDNESS AND STICKINESS DONT GO TOGETHER UNLESS ITS A GOOD TIME”
😂😂
Rainbow Swag great now I got “good times” playing in my head
i lost my shit at the dinner table
i mean, we should know-
I swear, every time she makes a dirty joke I physically convulse
Baku: *mOaNs*
Me: oH sHi- I wAsNt rEaDy hOl uP -
Baku: * m o a n s l o u d e r *
Me : HOL UPPPPP- * me looks at my stuffed animal * yOu CaNt hEaR aNyThIng , RiGhT ?!?!-
Gotta protect the stuffed animals innocence
ME ME TO I HAD MY HAMPSTER IN MY ROOM AND I THOUGHT SHE COULD HEAR SO I JUST SAT AND SMILED AT HER then looked at my stufed animals and then thought my parents could hear it p.s i was wearing headphones ah hold on
*me looking at my cat* you can't understand this right..?
BAHHAHAHA GOT ME ROLLIN-
Omg u made me cry that shit was funny 😂😂😂💀💀💀
**Pulls up in white van**
Here you go! 30:20
It'll cost ya a like tho!
Edit: Sweet ALL MIGHT, I've never got this many like before, thanks guys-
the white van makes this 10x better 😂😂😂
Thanks
How’d you get you profile picture
✨✨𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀✨✨
Shoto Todoroki tHaTs My MaNz(ง'̀-'́)ง
KIRISHIMA DON’T MAKE SEX JOKES WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE
OMG YESSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂
My mind exactly.
What time did that happen??
Kirishima getting hit with the goo: it’s so slimy and sticky!
Me: that’s what she said
🤡💦💅🏽✨😌
AOZKZISOS
My headphones: *breaks 20 minutes before hand*
Yagami yato: *posts*
Me: *𝙨𝙖𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨*
Me listening on my speaker😳
Dorky Potato #sadlife
#LetAHeroSmash
I lose my headphones a lot, so I just listen to it without headphones in a room full of people :)
All around me are familiar places🎶😞worn out faces, worn out faceeees🎶😞
Therapist: Needy and possessive Bakugou, doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Me: that's the *problem*-
👁 👄 👁
Me: but I want him to punish me
@@YukonYuki Y E S
@@YukonYuki or even play punishment games 😌🍻😌
@@YukonYuki oh hell yes
Destroy me
Bakugou: Get on my back teddy bear, I can fight with you on my back
Me:...so you think i’m skinnyyyy 👁👄👁
*me who's probably 1000 pounds from all this * 👁👄👁 strong boi
the listener to the mha asmrs lmao strong is an understatement
Meeeeee!!!!!!!
Yes
fam he can carry ya have u seen his *_arms_*
Bakugou: "don't go anywhere I can't follow"
Me: *goes to female bathroom*
I thought the same thing XD
*WhEeZE*
Let's face it.
*He would follow you anyway.*
@@crossed1877 *yeah*
**slides down gangsta shades**
GANGSTA NUMBER ONE.SON!
title: " monster in me..."
me:don't do it..
also me: YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME!!!!
edit: oh my- over 1-k 😳
edit: what joke was i trying to make here? and why did this even get 1k likes?
aubree grace *chuckles* what friends
@@Nepgearings I-I can be your f-friend! *smiles*
Angel Shigaraki can i have a friend crusty lips
I ain’t gonna do it girl. I was just thinkin about it...
Plants r Friends i know girl i was just thinking about it
“If only it were that easy *kid* “
Me: *HAWKS?!?*
Deku...
Pro Hero EraserHead Mr.Aizawa..
@@kneecaps7866 Oh snap a fellow freaky weeb?
how come i see u in like all of xaids premieres 😭
Jasleen V
SHHHHHHHH DONT TELL ANYONE-
Me:
Kirishima:*breathes*
Katsuki:WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND💥
😂
😂😂😂
w i f E-
Does you mean teddy bear? -w-
*Them-friend
Kiri: *hardness and stickiness dont go together unless it’s a good time*
Me: eXcUsE mE
Okokokokok I read all of the reply’s and..... all I can now think of is *wink wonk* and it’s your fault 😂😂
Cookiehobo King “mcuse me”
Kiri's listener be like : 👁👄👁
*wink wonk*
I absolutely fell apart as a person when that happened 😂
@@Nepgearings MCUSE ME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY DOES HE GROWL LIKE THAT WHY AM I CRYING WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE MY CATS FIGHTING OVER A TISSUE
IM W H E E Z I N G
LMAOOSHSHVDGSHABSTAH
💀💀💀
FR 😭😭😭 I'M FUCKEN DEADDDD OMFG THEY RLLY WERENT LYING WHEN THEY SAID MONSTER
A TISSUE-
Me: on factime with a friend
*gets notification*
Me: 👁👄👁 "sorry my fish drowned" *hangs up*
🤣🤣🤣bruhhhh
LMFAOOO
*Poor fish*
mY fIsH dRoWnEd
wholesome
Kirishima: “guess we don’t have anything to worry abouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...”
Me:*dying of laughter* YOOOOOOOO KIRIJHGDFSBZDFVJBSDMFKDS,FIDLSIV,IDFSUB
Same 🤣🤣🤣
bro I d i e d.
Bro I read this at the exact time😂😂
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 😂😂😂
Bruh I’m baked AF you know how Loud I was I was wheezing 💀
My mind: hErE wE Go MeMbErS oF ThE aGeNcY bAkU-
Kiri: goOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOOo
gOooOoOoOooOOoooOoooOOooOoOOoOoOOoooOOOoOooOOOOOoOOoOOoOOOo
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
*WHO'S NEXT?*
IM SO SORRY FOR THIS BUT IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE "GOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOoN" BSNSBSBSB😭
@rat time Oh no- 😭
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
“I’ll harden and you blow it up-“
My perverted mind: 👁👄👁
Thats just-
LMAOOOOO
Omg that's so me!!!!
Yes! XD
Huh what chu mean?
Wow you scrolled this low into the comments...
Congrats here’s your medal 🏅
Well I guess it isn’t that low anymore...
U still get the medal tho 😁
Have a good day 👍
thank u 🥺
Thank you thank you it was an honor 🥺
The irony is... this was the first one I saw 😂
Thank you Uwu 🏅
Ayee Twins Pfp 👁👄👁
I really want her to do Mina Ashido😭😭
Edit: Sammich starts at about 29:30
Edit: He really likes growl😳
H-how
Now that’s sum real speed!!😳💨
I would die if she did mina 😭
Speed is key!!
Why did he go feral all of a sudden tho
I love Mina more than life itself so I would gladly pass out from pure happiness if she did her-
Villain: I have concocted this drug that makes people want to kill eachother, now I can finally test it on these two-
Listener and Bakugou: *starts fricking*
Villain:😐
😐//🍪🍿
the villain: 👁👄👁 i think we might need to change up that recipe...
“ 😐 am i a joke to you ? “ 💀💀
They clearly didn’t check behind the first label
"WHAT?! a porno, they're supposed to be dead!"
Emperor's new groove anyone?
Me, listening to Alexander Hamilton:
Ruler Yagami: So, here you go *uploads*
Me: So you wanna see some real speed bi-
Hello, Yumeko.
Lol XD
Yumeko Jabami Y-Yumeko s-san
yumeko- *fangirl noises*
@@Ray-po6xw ayyyy hewwo Yama~kun 🤗
bakugou: * growling * babbyyyyyy >:D
me: yo, chill bruh--
Omfg I’m not the only Oompa fan on here 😍😍😍
Lmao
Bruh that came on when I read this 💀 wtf
Shouto?
@@meiskitty3248 w h a ? >_>
Kirishima: stickiness and hardness Dont go good together for me unless it’s a good time, and this isn’t a good time Me: W H A T
Purple Leo HMMMM
I thought the same thing 😭
Jesus Christ *jEsUs?*
"HARDNESS AND STICKINESS DONT GO TOGETHER UNLESS ITS A GOOD TIME"
me: ahhhh thats hot...thats hot
Indeed it is hot...
Me:👁👅👁
I don't get it 😐
@@Sabrina-eq8nt ahh...how old are u
@@jade_the_wade3739 I'm kinda scared to say it XD
Hello person scrolling through the comments
If your reading this
I Hope you have a wonderful day💙❤️💙❤️❤️😊😊😊😊
You too UwU
You too :) 💃❤️
You too broski!
You too boo😘😘
I hope you have a wonderful day too
Me: _ON TIKTOK_
_TIKTOK_ : you will get a notification that with change your *_Life_*
_RUclips_ : *yagami posted dude* 😎👌
Me: *WHAT ARE THE ODDS-*
BAKUGO: *breathes*
.
.
.
.
*KIRISHIMA EIJIROU WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
The *_ACCURACY_*
I hate endeavor too.
@@serohantayessirrr9228 wait YOU SHIP KIRIBAKU TO REEEEEE
The accuracy in this makes me want to crawl into a ball of blankets and sleep like the dead
@katsuki bakugou hmph (so you want to die to huh)
**Me on TikTok**
Me:*gets notification*
Also me: HHhhWoAh
Mitsuri Kanroji hmmm what a coincidence-
Good to see you again, Mitsuri.
Mitsuri Kanroji lol
Same-
@@acacia2342
I'm🕺searching👁👄👁 for🖤the➡️ antidote💉
But😔every🚶♂️time🕑I👁find👁⭕👁 it🚪
My😔defenses🦹♂️scream,🗣 "Oh,❗no〰️you❗ don't!"❗
👁👄👁Woah…👁👄👁
*me telling my friend I’m bored on call*
Her:then go do somthing
Me:sees that yato posted
Me:brb heheh
That's me when I'm still awake and I see Yagami post
Lmao same😳😂
Im 200th
IKR
Evil thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bakugo: My way-
Mum: Don't do it
Dad: Don't do it!
Sister: SERIOUSLY don't do it!
God: Please don't do it!
Satan: Do it
Me: MY WAY ON THE HIGH WAY!
Omg same😂😂
LOL 😂
Lily Silverman Edwards
*never had the option to*
THE SATAN KILLED ME😭😭😭
Correction: “My way my way or the high way” :)
WHEN YOU REALIZE YAGAMI MEANS 8 GODS IN JAPANESE-
OK OK HOLD UP SHINSOU CALLED US TEDDY BEAR.
OH OK LAST EDIT SAMMICH IS AT 29:09
Damn I didn’t realise that Thanks for the new information
I mean it ain’t wrong
Denki Kaminari don’t tell bakugou about this..
I'm telling bakuhoe
First off: THAT MAKES SENSE ACTUALLY LMAO
Second: holy s h i t
Third: Thank you
My mum now thinks ‘I-i-I- have to uh-you-see I have to fly, no, I have to go..to....sleep...’
Sleepy Suga lol me
Not sure... I know what coffee is tho-
Title : monster in me..
Me: sO wHaT iF iM a MoNsTeRrRrRrRrrRrrR
*subway surf music*
That's been here all along!!!
Gabbie reading this: 👁💧👄💧👁
You Fgy XD
Blossom Mutt “i’m semi, I stay automatic, money add that multiply! I call it mathematics-“
Kacchan: "If you snuggle that close, of course I'll be forced to...give you head-pats"
Me: "Why do you make it sound like a bad thing?"
Deku-
@@ixquii5968 U-uhm...y-yeah?
Izuku Midoriya how did you get here-
@@ixquii5968 U-uh...pleasedon'ttellKacchan,he'llkillme
Izuku Midoriya I don’t want you dead. So fine. But if I catch you again. I’m telling.
Him: your not helpless
Me: bOy YoU GoT mE HeLpLeSs
Lol
I feel uncomfy about this videooooooo
IM HELPLESSSSSSSS
@@vanessaxee Iida why are you here in the 1st place-
@@brenleigh._.3214 ummm...
That's none of your concern.
me: *listening to bakugo growl while my bf is asleep beside me* 👁👄👁
MEEEE
HAHWHAHHAHDHAHAGGA
GIRL LFMAOAOAJABAJQJQJ
Oooohhhhhh
Eh... anime boys won’t hurt us... unless they kiss another girl TwT
Everyone is here for the sammich, while I'm on the edge of my seat on the plot like "BISH WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN noW----?!"
*Ikr like how many times Bakugou has almost died throughout all these parts and that "kid" at the end makes me think of Hawks like wtf is happening??*
I know right 😂✨✨
FOR REAL LIKE WHAT IF THIS DUDE IS ACTUALLY HAWKS BECAUSE OF THE KID PART LIKE IT'S SUCH A GOOD PLOT TWIST
@@coleballonado2187 Yo I wouldn't be surprised if it was Hawks. After all, according to the last video of him, he and his Baby Bird are on the run from Endeavor so...once again, besides Midoriya and his Puppy/Doll, ANOTHER couple are going rogue.
"EPIDEMIC" SAID "KID" AT THE END AND LIKE WAIT DANM MINUTE WE AINT DONE YET
Me: *decides to listen to my first Yato audio* Bakugo: “teddy bear” Me:...teddy bear?🥺🥺🥺🥺
Dude bakugo was my first comforter too! But the drunk bakugo video was the the first video I watched and I died-
Well I got a Todoroki one so i missed that train
Welcome to Sin city, we sell fluff, we sell sin. We got comfort on deck, got sleeping aids on the floor. T O A S T E D
Mine was Bakugou( I forgot how to spell it) and Shoto I died that night my stomach was hurting 😭✋
Welcome to Yato's sammich restaurant, we sell fluff, angst, and lots of ear music
Video: made 5 seconds ago
Comments: made 5mins ago
View: 2
Me: *RUclips you ok?*
And this shit is still 2 views . . .
*youtube go home you’re drunk*
@@ninanatochan8255 lmao
Epidemic: "..kid"
Me: "..." **hasn't processed what he said**
**processes** "WAIT"
OMG!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!
Dude I listened to it was like "What?!"
Relistened to it and I'm still...just... So confused TwT XD
YOO SAMME like i was listening with my eyes closed and I heard kid I was like "oh Hawks...Wait HAWKS?"
The birb man betrayed us
I am still confused... I don't understand... Someone please help me 😂🤣
BrUh- why is hawks so hoRney tO seE somE action- lIke- dO yoU see yOursElf-
Me: **listening to Bakugou**
God: **disappointed**
Me: *"What?? It's not my fault that he's hot."*
HE IS THE DEFINING MEANING OF *HOT*
@Pinkypeachnugg lol
@OtakuEclipse no pun intended.
your not wrong
@@glitchy_gamimg2976 i meannn what can i say???
Bakugou IS hot.
“you’re meant for me and i’m meant for you” IF THATS NOT THE CUTEST THING EVER- 🥺😔✋
Coming from Bakugo? Yes yes it is
Am I simping for bakugou? Yes. Am I under my blanket kissing a PILLOW? Yes. Yes I am
Me all day: -👄-
When Yagami posts: 👁👄👁
I can feel this on a spiritual level
This comment just made my day😂💛✨
@spazzy jazzy ☕👄☕
Nobody
Kiri: *HARDNESS AND STICKINESS DONT GO TOGETHER UNLESS ITS A GOOD TIME*
ME: *Thinks about foe a while*
ALSO ME: *WHEEZE*
D-diavolo? Why are you here? Lucifer doesn't have an asmr yet
ThatGirlTierra LMAO
@@tierrarosie I'm just waiting.....
@@kya.998 Ah, I see. I'm waiting too.
@@tierrarosie okay. That's y I'm here
***Ovaries have left the chat due to explosion***
Cause explosion boi
Nice profile pic 👌🤣
FELT💔💔💔
Excuse me- *Whaaaaaaaaa-*
Your pfp is my face every time I listen to these videos
Bakugou:”This will go MY WAY”
•••••••••••••••••••••••
Almost there
••••••••••••••
Anddddddd
••••••••••••••••
Me: *mY wAy My WaY oR tHe HiGhWaY*
.............
...........
My way,my way or the highway...~
Bakugou shoving us down The cliff:
Us:👁👄👁 do u think I'm a joke to u
@@CereaIkilla LONG LIVE THE KING
@@Mizuki_Rumi 💀💀💀💀👟🏃🏽♀️💨💨I cant-
Day 10 of quoting vines
“How much money you have”
“69 cents”
“Oh, you know what that means”
“I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets”
Oh nuuuu......°~°
The last one is a total hawks quote 😂
Me : *sees This comment
Me : OH ME GOSHH yez
Also me : *thinks about this later * l a u g h s u n c o n t r a l l a b y
*sad noises intensifies* b-but chicken nuggies
*sad boi noise*
Me: looking for new bakugou asmr.
Yagami: hErE yA gO sWeEt ChIlD
Me: hEcC yEs
Side Note: Thank you Yagami for making these asmrs for people who don't have positive things to say to themselves. You have made me very happy and i love you a lot. I hope your quarantine is going great. If you need a break, let us know and we'll understand. Again, thank you for making these for us.
Is it just me but when Kiri said, “Sticky and hardness don’t go together unless it’s a good time!” Or something along the lines of that- I looked at the invisible, “did you hear what I just heard?!” Camera- aNd-
W
H
E
E
Z
E
D
Nice profile pic 👌🤣
Lia_Pristy _Studios yes thank you✨
What are you Dora
Cute Wolf yea❤️
Heh- Hey, Pebble.
*hears clapping*
WHAAAAAATTTT JUST LIKE THAT
"Braaaavoo"
Me: o-oh o-k
Asui what are u doing here ????!!!😂
OMFG I DID THE EXACT SAME
Lol
@•Nezuko Kamado• lol right
same lol hahahaha i thought that was it🤣
I have waited for this moment to come
TURN IT UP
we all have
SAMEEEEE
Same
SAME
y’all, we simping for a man who would probably despise our existence if he actually met him…
*cue sad music*
🧍🏾♀️ damn
That's why imagination is a thing
I would probably hate him too honestly. I get pissed off too quickly but I can dream
Damn. Ok
“HARDNESS AND STICKINESS DOESNT GO TOGETHER UNLESS ITS A GOOD TIME” well well well🧍🏾♂️
🧍🏾♀️
🧍🏾♀️
The man’s stating facts tho💦
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact we just did the devils tango in a random room with cameras- 😐✌
DEVILS TANGO AJSKSLSJSHSJHSJAJSJS
Devils tango 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂 I’m deaddddd
RIGHT ✋😭 MY INSECURITIES SAID "NO💖"
*WHEEZE*
DEVILS TANGO AJDJFHWHAA
My butt was rolling on the floor laughing when I heard Kirishima echoed while being taken. 🤣 Like boy really?!
FRR 🤣🤦🏾♀️
What is the time set of this I must know😂😂😂
I tried my best not to laugh out loud and wake everyone up but gooosh that was so hilarious!!!!
AboUuUUUuTTTTtTTtTtTtTttt
@@aideen_dragonclaw0335 4:31
Description: “angst”
Me: this is so sad. Jirou play despacito
lmao
Very very sad. Jiro play Despasito 2
*weird crying noise*
I knew someone did this before I thought of it
Title: Monster in me.....
Me: Bakugou i think that’s you..
😂😂😂
Spicy Curry 💀 d e a d 😂
Lmao
The pfp is EVERYTHING
Also I'm the 69th like... Y'all know what that means. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OOF!!
Kiri: * falls *
Me: don't-
My brain: doesn't sounds like Yoshi when he falls down?
Me: now I can't sleep...
He has fallen down and can not get up
✨ w h e e z e ✨
“Monster in me”
Me: HahA iM iN dAnGeR
That's my favorite thing to say when listening to these 😂😂😂
I knew I was in danger the moment I clicked so fast that God made the world.
Omg hahah
Clicked so fast it couldn’t load-
And now my mother wants me to wash the dishes,
DAMN IT.
My mood right now we HATE IT HERE SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
F
YO that is the WORST!
•SupaNøva• F
Bro I just wrote this and about two seconds later my dad asked me to do the dishes☠️
29:01
Y'all already know what it's for 😳
35:07 is when it's gettin realll
I AM *S P E E D*
THANK YOU 🙏
OMG TYSM
This is mah fourth headphone
@@verriberri ME TOO HAHA
@@verriberri LMFAO YOUR USERNAME
Me: **Clicks on video"
Bakugo: *_mmGghEh-_*
I THOUGHT WE ALREADY STARTED I WAS LIKE WOAH OK-
HAHAHAHEGWHHADHF
FR I GOT SO SCARED
69 likes😳
💀💀 I CANT PFFFT-
No-one:
Not a soul:
Me, still recovering from the comfort audio because of yagami: *Sees the 24 minute ago mark*
Me: I t s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e
Alternative Title:
"Boom Boom man goes boom boom in the tunnel and in you--" 😭😭😭
I-🗿🗿🗿
This made me laugh out loud
I just choked on my water 💀💀
THESE COMMENTS
Is it bad I went on my lil sisters YT just to listen to this
ME: *doing homework*
YAGAMI: *posts*
Also ME: *yeets and grabs the phone*
*I´M SPEED -_-*
Shoto Hates Endeavor
brother school is out do to corona-
What’s homework I donno them
Shoto Hates Endeavor speediest of the speeds
My man here be faster than the speed of gay.
What? Homework
There is no school because of corona😂😭?!.
Please do
Listener meets bakugou's parents!!!!!
Who agree?
👇
:00 yesss
OMGGGG YESS
That video has already been made though
I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire video: *Mitsuki and Katsuki yelling*
Bakugou’s dad: would you like some tea?
Me sees title:
Also me: *Flashbacks to the monster high theme song*
#favorite
*M O N S T E R monsters monsters YES WE ARE!*
GDSYDAHBDKJ
BRO I LOVED MONSTER HIGH
Dude when I say I wheezed and had intense flashbacks to my childhood omg XD
Katsuki: you may not like this.. but I’m going after them
Me: *over my dead body*
Bakugo: get on my back
Me: bro I will break your back 👁👄👁
Same -👄-
Same here👁💧👄💧👁
Bakugou: is tHAT A CHA LL E N G E?
I will snap a persons back 😂
I mean... he’s breaking our back later soooooo... yk....
Title: *Monster*
God: No! Child please!
Satan: Don't you dare!
Bakugo: No Teddy bear!
Family: NO!
Me: I'M FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTERS INSIDE OF MY HEAD!
You have disappointed me TwT
IM FRIEND WITH THE MONSTERS UNDER MY BED GET ALONG WITH THE VOICES IN SIDE OF MY HEAD YOU TRYIN TO SAVE ME STOP HOLED YOUR AND YOU THINLK IN CRAZY SO WHAT IF IM CRAZY
W-Well that's not fair..!
*GET ALONG WITH THE MONSTERS INSIDE OF MY HEAD*
MUSTARD* ;) ( I don’t know if I spell it right )
Bakugou: Teddy bear
Me: tEdDy bEar, yOu wErE mY teDdy bEar
eVeRyThInG wAs So SwEeT, bEfOrE yOu TrY tO kIlL mE!
Istggg that song goes perfectly with bakugooo 😳💅
You were comforting and quiet how did love become so violent oh
YOU WHERE COMFORTING & QUIET HOW DID LOVE BECOME SO VIOLENT OH
@DoloresLucifer teddy bear you where my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me *Queue music*
Me hearing the readers ass getting slapped: “so you’re saying im THHIIIICCCCCC”
guys stop talkng about the sammich and the jokes and listen here
at the end he said kid
HE CALLED US KID
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BIRD BOI
Wait a god damn minute 👁👄👁
wait hawks!? i signed up for bakugou? what type of collab is happening?!
Lil_Snowflake-and_Rai :p the second latest video tho 0.0
Idk if it is him cuz I listen to the story and him and epidemic are diff ppl since so far we been on the run cuz of govt but going back but he said epidemic gonna help us at least if I heard that right
I thought that was Hawks-
Me: *starts listening to these as a joke*
Me now addicted asf:...shit....
I know how you feel bro 😞✊
Ugh same
LITERALLY ME
Like same tho
me asf
I want to be exploded by bakugou even if that means I die👀
That and I want to be disintegrated by Shigaraki👀
The last part remembered me about the last Shigaraki's audio on Patreon
@@oikaoru5236 Oooh, yes. And it in PUBLIC as well... Ngl, thats my favorite audio now👀
oikawaflatass
WAIT WHICH ONEERE
@@King_Poprocks I get second hand embarrassment with the public stuff ngl-
*blushy rat squeaks* @////^////@
Me : vibing
Phone : connected blue tooth speaker
Room mate: evan!!! Bakugou is over here stop turning up the volume
*i would literally move out cause of embarrassment*
We've all waited for this-
29:40 is what you sinners are lookin' forrr -3-
Dat sammich costs one like-
You also get some kool-aid to go with it or holy water UwU
YoUr ChOiCe-
And-
Kirishima: Stickiness and hardness don't go together.. Unless it's a good time! And this is nOt a good time-
Me: Oop-
Hi☕
I’ll take both- holy water and kool-aid
i was the 69th like...
@@denkikaminari3361 oh- uhm.. Hoii Kaminari m8-
*sips pink lemonade* this is great
"Hardness and stickiness don't go together unless it's a good time!"
Me:... *A gOoD tImE yOu SaY~*
Oop-
@Willow Frost 😔👊
Plot twist: he’s talking to his body size kirishima pillow
How did you-
CRAP I JUST EXPOSED MYSELF
@@kills99ofhoes15 🤣🤣🤣
○-●
@@kills99ofhoes15 oop...-😳
Plot Twist: He’s talking to his mascara
Lmao
LMFAO
probably....
Lol
Hawks’s Featherless Wings I-
It caught me so off guard when kirishima fell 😭😭
I know right
Same
"Abooouuutttt" Hit different 😭
I DIED laughing as his voice faded of into the distance 💀💀
It made me sad but I laughed out loud for some reason but it’s so dAmN sAd
Me:*gets new headphones*
*yagami posts*
**happyness noises**
*”Monster in me.”*
Me; but you’re already a monster kacchan.-
True-
Deku periodt
RuDe!
oop we throwing shade
"kacchan we were five"
OK WE ALL RAN TO THIS VIDEO THE SECOND IT WAS OUT NGL
You just called out over half of the people here-
Lisa Shrimpson Why u gotta expose me like that
Exactly 😂
*_SHHhhhHHHH_** girl be quiet damn*
Words most likely only Yato fans get flustered by when said casually in a random convo:
Teddy bear
Kitten
Pebble
baby shark
Kitty
sunshine
Angel
Bunny
Songbird
Star
Baby
Puppy
Carrot
Buzzy beautiful sunshine nugget
Feather(I think?)
Baby bird
Doll
Player 2
Gummy bear
Lovebug
Chibi-chan
Pipsqueak
Little mouse
Kid
Cariño (Darling [I think])
Mi amour~
Tell me if I missed anything ^w^
And Have a swell night,day,evening,morning,or afternoon💖
There’s also “song bird” from the patreon
I question shigaraki says to us "player 2" is that one to?
mi amour literally kills me
I honestly wanna know when the words “buzzy beautiful sunshine nugget” come into place.
itz_lay I think it’s denki 🤔
me, a lesbian: hears about yagami yato
me, still a lesbian: well isnt this spicy
omg same
there are so many other lesbians here 😂
F E L T
There’s girls here to 🤗
I mean Yato is a female so-
I’m a lesbian too btw-
Me casually listening to Levi’s asmr
Gets notification, sees the title “Monster in me”
*Chuckles* I’m in danger
No one:
Me: *grabs earbuds aggressively* TURN IT UP
i been waitin' for this one-
*T U R N I T U P*
𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗜𝗧 𝗨𝗣
Day 61 of cheesy pickup lines: Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
day 61? how come i didnt see ur other pick up lines
Iva L muahhaha They are there just go look in previous videos of Yagami! They are there some where.
You always make my heart take off~
Heart went z o o m
Nah, it’s just your clothes.
Bakugo: "Get on my back and hold on tight"
Me: FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE LETS GOOO
I-💀
So he thinks I'm ✨skinny✨
I’m thinking the same thing-
Kiri: *falls* AbOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Me, who was just about to fall asleep: What just happened?
Yup. Definitely watching htis whole thing. Right here on this couch.
Right.
now.
Thank you for blessing us.
Bold.
Same but my grandparents are here 😭🤡😳
Im in the living room and my family is watching a movie wile im listing this right beside them 😅
hey I’m watching in my couch too ;)
A N T I C I P A T I O N is killing me
brian eustace same
I thought of Rocky Horror Picture Show( 69th like)
Katsuki: it's ok I got you teddybear
Me: *hears clapping and katsuki growling and looks around confused* already?
Villian: bravo bravo
Me: oh *whispers* I've been condition and I'm ok with that.
Me: thinking about bakugou non stop
The queen herself: hold up-
If we don't have a relationship like this I dont want it 😤
Period.
Oof , hey Kiri
Funny seeing you here kiri-
Look like ima be single-
Katsuki Bakugou hi kacchan!!!
Him: This is going to be my way!
My mind: don't do it... don't do it!
Me: **screams** MY WAY MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
My mind: God damnit...
Edit: Tik Tok has taken control of my brain😂😂😂
"We don't have anything to worry abOOOOOoooouuuuuut"
Poor Kiri
OmG pls someone tell me when that happened i look crazy looking for it again on the video T~T
@@iaraiara477 It's at 4:28