A Tour Of My Plants! (living and dead)
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- Опубликовано: 21 июн 2020
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I give you a full tour of my houseplants (both living and dead)
Jenna's plant tour video: • A Tour Of My Plants
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phil calling his first plant “this bitch” is honestly a mood
Me hearing Phil swear for the first time in forever:👁️👄👁️
I was so shook!!!
honestly tho!! it’s exactly how i feel with orchids
i had to replay that part bc i dont think i heard that right the first time! 😂
Lara J lmao same😂
I love when Phil talks about how he cares for his alive plants he uses “I”, but when talking about the dead ones uses “we.” Don’t drag Daniel into this
That scoundrel
this is so true lmao
lmao you’re so right!!
Sounds like phil
oh my god
jenna: gives scientific names and describes the exact care the plant needs
phil: uh this plant is weird and if it was a person i wouldn’t be friends with it
Weirdly serious from jenna I gotta say 😂
very phil
virgo vs aquarius
Can I get a hellyeua
i find that funny because Jenna is usually just as crazy as phil 😂
no one:
phil: let’s start with this 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱
I lowkey shocked myself bc I forgot that he said that word 🤣🤣🤣 I dont mind it but for a split second I went "I- WHAT" 💀💀💀💀
Oliiviia amazing lmao
Me, expecting Phil to introduce us his plants nicely:
Phil, not even on the fifth plant:
look at THIS *B I T C H*
that’s a very mobile and slightly judgy tripod you’ve got there phil
Slightly mobile and very judgy*
Someone is filming... DAN
I think I’ve heard of one it’s called the dan
got a really realistic human foot too
It's the Dan model...it also has an eye roll feature.
Dan: *holds the camera for Phil but says nothing the entire video*
Us: Is this joint content?
Don't forget the 3 seconds of Dan's foot we got
@@jocey8770 yeah that was a big moment. since Dan has been on hiatus for so long we have to take it where we can get it
And when he very quietly whispered “oak” when Phil called it an acorn tree
I can FEEL the face dan made when phil asked which cactus would you rather sit on and the camera just... TURNS AWAY lmaooo
6:14
Even without saying a word, Dan’s presence is so LOUD behind the camera. This video was so sweet
they are literally too cute
I was just going to comment this!! you could just feel his energy throughout,, the WHOLE video just made my heart happy
I was literally watching this feeling Dan's eye rolls at the way Phil describes the plants, or cracking up with laughter and them having to retake xx
Is it bad that even seeing his sock made me happy ………… I miss their chaotic energy together ......... this was refreshing
i got very happy seeing his toes through the holey sock
I don't know why people think Dan is holding the camera. Clearly, Phil has telekinesis powers. Clearly.
And an extra foot
EXPLAIN THE TOE
what toe
Explain that toe then
his telekinesis wears socks. epic.
the way dan frantically moves his sock out of frame is killing me
I knowwwww
When?¿
@@Chloe-bf3uj 9:26
i wheezed
I read this comment exactly when Dan did that XD
Has anyone drawn these plants as people based on Phil's descriptions of their personalities yet? Because I need that in my life
aight comin up
@@tapiocadog where you be posting? I'm strongly interested
@@tapiocadog I need to see this
@@tapiocadog if you've posted yet, please lmk where! if not, please let me know when you will! thank you!!
@@tapiocadog I need to see
pigeon person here! that pigeon is actually either trying to court you or his wife when he woos, he's determined that you provide a safe nesting space with ample food and wants to have some peeps there! congrats on pigeon friend!
Thank you for confirming that the pigeon is hot for Phil
So what I'm hearing is that Phil may have befriended a gay pigeon...
That's so wholesome I-
Dan literally put his toe in view and everyone collectively lost their shit. I am so sorry.
Timestamp please
@@rooz800 9:27
@@hannahmarie1125 thank you ❤️
That’s because now we know dan is still alive
we miss him :(
this video is criminally underrated phil has never been funnier
The fact that the most interaction with Dan weve gotten in a year is him silently holding a camera and we’re still freaking out 😂
He showed us his sock
*he showed us his fricking sock*
@@plarizedpinklemnz6964 i came here from another video just because i heard that he shows his sock
@@mishyann4061 That's dedication right there. *Dedication* .
@@plarizedpinklemnz6964 we've all been worried and hoping he's doing okay what with other factors going on. He may have unknowingly saved my life once or twice just by being himself and uploading and making me feel like i was relatable and worthy despite all the flaws i had. He made me laugh and smile in my darkest moments and i know he has those same moments too.....i only hope he too is able to laugh and smile through them so any sign or murmer of his laughs and silliness with phil truly does bring comfort
@@mishyann4061 I too hope he is doing well. But looking from his latest instagram picture, *I don't know what the heck is going on with him.*
I went in expecting a tour but its really just Phil rating and roasting his plants. Should've known better
and Dan silently judging him behind the camera lmao
the only plant i’ve kept alive is pip my membership cactus
pip is thriving
AmazingPhil he truly is
alternative title: phil proudly shows his dying plants
phil:tell me which plant you are in the comments
everyone in the comments: dAnS fOoT
I’m glad this slowly turned into, “if this plant was a person-“
“A squirrel laid an acorn”
The squirrel did
*what*
even an acorn is getting more action than me, ffs
@@clown_meow isn't that a good thing tho?
Phil: "Which one would you sit on?"
Dan: *just leaves*
not *that* kind of pain kink
Me: that was a cute tour Phil has a lot of plants
Phil: let’s go outside!
Me: there’s MORE
I guess you could say that.. Dan and Phil... go outside
YAS always more!!
Dan didn’t say ONE word but his personality is SO there
Haha I thought the same thing
So is his sock
Yes his cameraing has me dying
exactly what i thought
Ryanne Dorothy what do you mean dan Norman the fish is fliming
the slight panic dan displayed when he realised his foot was in show is peak comedy to my sleep-lacked brain
The “little friend blooming out of [your] crotch” is a snake plant (also called Mother-in-law’s tongue)! They THRIVE on neglect, you literally never have to water them or worry about sunlight. His dysfunction issue is actually too much water 😬
i actually have one of those and i’m terrified that i’m gonna kill him, but i only water him when his soil is dry so is that too much or ok?
@@greentea4235 That's perfectly fine - they only need a tiny bit of water.
Also toxic if ingested. No using snake plants for salads
Oh, oh, oh! And in some cultures this plant has a powerfull "cleanse effect", cleaning your house from bad juju and keeping bad things away
The fact that he won't just kill the oak tree and will actually take care of it 🥺
Ngl a little surprised Steve wasn’t named Susan but I’ll just call it character development
SUSAN IS NOT ME I AM MALE SUSAN. AKA STEVE.
Phil's gay he cant help naming it Steve and u cant blame him
It would be susan 3.O
Isnt steve a female pigeon...
susan is transmasc
Dan's panicing shuffle when he realised his sock was on camera honestly had me dying
When?
no I think he turned the camera to his foot cause that's where the pigeon used to sit and then moved his feet in like a disgusted manner if that makes sense, pretty sure it was a joke lol
you can see his toes THROUGH his socks and that makes me so uncomfortable what
his BLACK sock lol so dan
lol i thought that was a reaction to the bug XD
phil: picks up bucket full of water
me, softly: *dont*
Merch plan: let's make Steve the pidgeon merch
Dan: breathes
Y'all: jOiNt CoNtEnT
We ARe DeSPaREt OKaY
someone drop the time stamp pls I need this content 😳😳
It do be like that tho /:
ok but hes not dead guys! (unlike some of their house plants) lets get a yeehaw in chat
Molly ^^ I agree drop the time stamp I am dEsperate
The 2 seconds when Dan's sock was in frame was the most we've seen him all year
Except for maybe Normanfest!
NHS stream
It do be lookin like Dan needs a new sock doe
timeframe?
BLACKVVALL When Phil is showin off Steve
I feel like Phil just gets funnier by the day and doesn't even realize it
I'm really enjoying his content lately 🥺 so good!!
i think he also seems a lot happier after he came out
Dacey Marston yeaaa he also just seems more himself which is awesome
In a yt world filled with Gabbie, Trisha, Jeffree, Shane, Tati... drama and chaos, let's appreciate some wholesome Phil content. 💚
YES STAN PHIL LESTER!!
WHOOP
Yep 😌
phil : **showcasing steve**
dan : **showcasing sock**
AH YES BUT I AM FAR SUPERIOR TO SOCK
@@finn6104 omg steve replied to my commet im s h o o k
I can hear Dan's judgement even when he's not saying anything
Omfg yes
It's reflected in Phil's eyes
@@nocontent5430 Hahaha that's right
"If you're falling down the stairs, it's the last thing you see before you die." Lmaoooo
I’m definitely “tall, sophisticated and often forgotten”
A “reputation”. That’s an understatement
It is
Oh, gosh..I love your profile picture.
Seriously
grace isabella 😂 of course
dan didn't say a word yet his presence was overwhelming
I haven’t seen him in a year ok, anything to feed the fandom works
IKR i wasbfreaking the whole time. I was like “the camera is shaking....DANIEL! IT’S DANIEL! HI I MISS YOU!
we are so starved of content that him filming is enough
@@Painting_poltergeist
His toe even made it into footage
Phil: *loves plants*
Phil: *can't care for plants*
Phil: *adopsts more plants*
Phil: fern tote
Me: ThATs nOt A fErN tHAtS a PaLm
me: notices the camera isn’t on a tripod
HES ALIVE
also noticed that the camera has a toE- 👀
Same xD
I HEARD DAN SNORT
c’est cool mec W H E N
@@dargonfrot TELL US WHEN
I think you should make “hydrated” vases and we can all drink out of them.
or buckets lmao
10/10 pitch. He should get on that right away haha
Ruby Russell DUUUDE~
I love how he glances up and giggles every two seconds.
Phil: This one is like the Jesus of plants, it's died and come back
Me, an emo: It's the Geesus of plants, and it's returned from the black parade
best comment
underrated comment
“i’ve had more interaction with steve than any other human”
not only does this wording imply that steve is human, but that dan is not
Can you just imagine Dan's offended face behind the camera?
Obviously, pigeons are people and Dan's a rat.
@@niamhiebeanie8661 oh of course
LMFAO
dans a furry it’s fine
Did he really just drink out of a bucket.
why r u even surprised?
It pill he drinks out of vases
I mean...what else can we expect 😂
The vase has evolved
Upgrades people *UPGRADES*
We need Simplynailogical up in here to determine whether or not that was a holo bag or not cause to me it's looking a little more multichrome🤔
we need a collab and that's on that
Phil: It’d make a noise like *honks like a goose*
Dan: *Quietly laughs*
Me: Freaking our hoping I’m not the only one who noticed this
5:16-5:18
THANK YOU FOR THIS OH MY GOD I DIDN'T NOTICE IT
Aw I didn’t hear it, time to rewatch the video 👍
OH MY GOD WE HAVE A BREATH
Lana HE’S ALIVE
Every time I replay that clip I remember Dan's scream laugh while playing scary games and the worlds hardest game and stuff 😔😔 I really miss him I hope he comes back soon. But if he needs more time I completely respect it
Obligatory "Closest thing to a house tour we will get".
alternative title: *how many plant innuendos can phil make without getting demonetized?*
Just want to shout out the fact Norman the fish is amazing and it's very nice and refreshing to see big youtubers with proper pet care, especially for species that are normally mistreated, like bettas.
We love you Norman!!!
Okay so I haven't watched phil in a while and him going "okay so let's start of with thiz *bitch* " got me SHOOKETH
yeah same! i was like since when did he start swearing?!?! (what about the small children and grandmas?)
WHEN THE CAMERA NODDED
IS THAT THE JOINT CONTENT???
I'd like to think Dan didnt die but it might be editing or the winf
0:47 you can hear him breathe laugh
MyGayRats
that is definitely not editing because the camera is constantly moving
@@loveaubreyxo2357 yeah no i didnt look. got destrected. happy to know dan is still alive
"Dan trying not to laugh for 10 minutes and 23 seconds"
i know that in between cuts he was cackling
I think he failed at 5:15
@@alicetreen5082 I heard that too
@@alicetreen5082 little nose exhale, lol
@@basillleaf after phil drank outta that bucket tho :D
0:40 Because he knows we all tease him when he drinks out of a vase, he just goes and finds an even bigger container to joke about being hydrated 😁😂
When he was like 'I don't like this one it's too eager' I cackled
I haven't watched Phil in a long time and let me tell you, hearing him say 'bitch' two minutes into the video was *jarring*
Phil is a grown man at almost 33 1/2. Expect filth, dirt, and skunk. 😛
I came back to watch this after 3 years and to say I was shook was an understatement
I’ve been watching Phil’s videos when they come out since forever, and tbh, same.
Same here
I literally just pondered on it for a minute and then just concluded that I probably misheard and went on with the video😂
why do you act like a dad who's introducing his kids he secretly hates to his friends while talking about most of your plants
Because we are his children and his plants are his friends
Niamhie beanie i was thinking the plants as his hated children and us as his friends but this is a nice take as well
The Dislikes Are From Steve Because Mister Philip Michael Lester Forgot To Feed Him So Steve Made Different Accounts To Dislike This Video He Has Also Decided To Start To Coo As Loud As Dan Screams
i almost had a stroke reading this💅😌
@@gray09752 yes
@@chloedicken5544 yup
big love for that little pigeon. he's the best. he's such an icon.
knowing that Dan’s not dead gives me serotonin
he’s active on twitter once in awhile
Ironic, really.
actually me
@@savannahbrown5082 has he mentioned coming back maybe? ;-;
@@Dwellerr he replied at one tweet that he's still preparing and taking his time but i think eventually he will come back, although i hope i'm not yet dead by the time he does .-.
Let’s play a game called,
*Guess how many eye rolls dan howell did while filming this video*
I’d say at least 20
at least a thousand xd
Add 2 zeros to your number. There is my guess
I'd say 30+ lol
i'd say that his eyes remained rolled the whole 10 minutes
thanks now im gonna keep count
"the conclusion is... eff bonsais" 😂😂 i wasnt expecting that
1:46 “alright let’s start with 𝙩 𝙝 𝙞 𝙨 𝙗 𝙞 𝙩 𝙘 𝙝”
If you listen VERY closely you can hear Dan rolling his eyes at certain jokes Phil makes and I’m here for it 😂😂
Emily Milham i had my phone on max volume and my headphones on to try and hear dan and i was successful!!
HONESTLY
char :D time stamp time stamp
Dan stans getting desperate for content xD
@@Chessxn yes 😭
*"Because if you know me, you know I like to stay hydrated"*
-Phil's dead plants
Phil's dead plants watching him drink a bucket of water: 👁👄👁
Lmao
phil: *slaps plant* this thing can fit so many bugs in it
Phil’s indoor plants: oh no too much water :,(
Plants outside: MMMMMM CONCRETE COZY
FHSKSKJ
I'm not at all surprised that phil would befriend a wild animal that now bullies him for food
Hey! That's not very nice
Dan has feelings you know :(
Golden Galaxy Ghost KDJDNSHAGSVSND
Golden Galaxy Ghost bruh 😭
I MUST BE FED IT IS THE ONLY WAY OF LIFE.
Golden Galaxy Ghost SKSKSKKSKSSKKSKS
Jenna: "This is a [insert scientific plant name]."
Phil: "This is a magic bean in a can!"
😂
two types of plant people XD
Aka: the plant gay vs plant girl
I was looking for this exact comment
Jack and the Beanstalk, who? I only know Phil Lester
virgo vs aquarius lol
They’re mostly dead, aren’t they?
Edit: yeah.
honestly one of phils best videos in years this is amazingphil at his BEST
Phil befriending a pigeon that disney princess energy
I'm still waiting for that movie about two gay princes...
@@anib8863
i'm waiting for disney to announce that Merida and Elsa are together
I’m waiting for Disney to cast Thomas Sanders as the first gay prince.
(And if you wanted Dan and Phil in it they would run a tavern that Thomas wakes up in after Phil finds him half dead, brings him in and then Dan starts to bitch about bringING IN A COMPLETE STRANGER PHIL WHY-
if that's true my best friend is definitely a disney princess....she had pigeons on her balcony and 3 eggs were laid, 2 have hatched since then (I was there when they hatched) XD
i spy my boy shi qingxuan!!!!11!!!!11!!1111
no one:
Phil: **casually drinks out of a bucket**
who doesn't?
Keen gardener here!
You need to take the oak sap out of your acer pot. Oaks needs space to root properly or it may either die or kill the acer while establishing itself. I've had huge issues this year with both oak saps and dogwood growing in my lavender bushes. If you want to keep it, get a big separate pot for the oak. Be careful as they can be sensitive if you prune back their roots, but it's so young that it should be easy enough to transfer it. If you wanted a fun project, you could even attempt to bonsai it over time, it would make a super impressive potted balcony plant!
0:47 ngl, that *heart eyes Lester* moment was freakin' splendid
jenna's plant tour: what the different plants are, how pretty they are, how she takes care of them
phil's plant tour: "if this plant were a person. also sex"
why did it take me this long to realize that phil is in fact a plant gay. i never put that together. but it make so so so much sense.
@Autumn Pearl A gay person who loves plants.
One of the more common types of gay.
he is the definition of a chaotic gay hufflepuff
oh yeah 😂
a plant gay and an emo gay.....this is so soft i'm lov
I am also chaotic gay hufflepuff 💛💛💛
Phil personifying his plants is my motivation
i love dan sm & miss him like a lot of people do, BUT i don’t think it’s right that PHIL'S comment section is like 90% people talking about dan. phil is his own person & deserves to be recognized without someone bringing up dan. yes, i agree that they’re better together BUT individually theyre both still absolutely amazing people who deserve to be recognized INDIVIDUALLY.
annddd there’s phil never drinking from a normal glass like a NORMAL person
He needs maximum hydration
He needs to stay hydrated somehow lol
he’s the ultimate houseplant he’s too evolved for peasant cups 😎
Phil: "Which one would you rather sit on. I mean not in a weird way, just in a scary would you rather way!"
Dan: *angrily storms away*
0:46 I like how you can hear Dan laugh here 😂😂
Phil is the main character and the fact that he befriended the pigeon proves it.
phil: *passionate about plants*
also phil: *killing every plant in his house*
charlotte alane slowly but surely
I hope I'm not the only one who noticed but I LOVE how energetic and chaotic Phil is now? Does anyone else notice? He's just so comfortable and it makes me so glad. I hope he stays this way because he seems so happy.
Omg same, he just seems so full of life and energetic! We staan
YESSS!!!
Fr like you can SEE the happiness coming from him. It honestly makes me so happy and I hope he stay this way.
Right?? I've noticed that lately his videos have been so chaotic and energetic but in a positive, Phil way. I'm so glad he deserves all the happiness 💙
1:46
I looked at my phone and said "Philip Lester!" In a scolding tone because ive never heard him say bitch before XD
When the camera panned all the way up on the bean plant I almost pissed my pants😭 WHY is it so tall💀
The highlight of this video is the fact that Phil doesn’t know what most of the plants are but still loves them anyways
I want the bloopers of just dan laughing at Phil’s dad jokes and calling him an idiot
Ashlyn Sanders even the idea has me soft 🥺🥺🥺
Wow I can legit hear it...
The merch: Hydrated
Phil's dead/dying plants: Give us h y d r a t i o n
Pigeons are street animals who often die of hunger. (or get abused by people) So thank you so much for taking care of him!
I love how even if we wouldn’t have seen Dan’s foot, we can just FEEL his presence.
How does Dan film these while listening to phil without laughing😂😂
MyPsychoLogic He’s Dan.
MyPsychoLogic a decade of practice, and re-takes as needed?
I know right! (Then I read the other replies and like truee)
Probably they isolated Dan's laugh
5:16 dan made a noise lmao
Us: What do you have!?
Phil: A BUCKET
Us: *N O*
Love all those plant boys. 10/10 would plant again.