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  • Опубликовано: 4 апр 2020
  • According the National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB) a burglary takes place every three minutes in India. How do they actually manage to do it? What goes on inside a robber's mind? We spoke to real ex-robbers, a policeman and a criminal psychologist to find out.
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Комментарии • 866

  • @asven.
    @asven. 4 года назад +250

    "we never hurt anyone"
    5 min later
    "we tied one up and beat the other unconscious"

    • @RiseAgainst786
      @RiseAgainst786 4 года назад +21

      Mistranslation on that part they said "for the most part we carried it to show that we'll beat you with these, but never hit them *too* often." Honest thieves, they are.

  • @jdblick1002
    @jdblick1002 4 года назад +137

    Thieves that threaten victims with their 'self protective' tools but no-one ever got hurt
    5 mins later, "yeah, we had to beat a night watchmen unconscious".

    • @absoluteb22
      @absoluteb22 4 года назад +1

      Haha yes.

    • @gigachama
      @gigachama 4 года назад +1

      @Killucifer Almighty Dude what? Vice is as left leaning as a news outlet gets.

  • @hardfartn
    @hardfartn 4 года назад +340

    the only person these guys ever robbed was this interviewer!

    • @jckdnls9292
      @jckdnls9292 4 года назад +6

      Wrong, you forgot about the camera guy

    • @princeivanjay610
      @princeivanjay610 4 года назад +1

      No cap 🤣

    • @arthurragan1332
      @arthurragan1332 4 года назад +3

      Do you reallly think they bury their "treasue" in some sand surrounded buy people?

    • @gavothegoat9275
      @gavothegoat9275 2 года назад

      That’s what I was thinking too💀😂

    • @mwangicynthia9102
      @mwangicynthia9102 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kondor99999
    @kondor99999 4 года назад +137

    There’s trash literally everywhere. That’s what struck me.

    • @hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109
      @hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109 4 года назад +8

      Certain cities in America like that too

    • @notdavidgilmour5723
      @notdavidgilmour5723 4 года назад +29

      Welcome to India

    • @ninjaturtles12121
      @ninjaturtles12121 4 года назад +17

      @@hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109 not at this scale no fucking way this is whole other level of litter n trash around

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад +13

      It's India so their was probably also poop everywhere....

    • @rumrunner8019
      @rumrunner8019 4 года назад +21

      @Árpád Yep! Japan is a MESS, and so is Bhutan, Costa Rica, and Singapore. Unlike clean, beautiful white nations like Russia, Ukraine, Romania, and Moldova.

  • @8RaNDoM8
    @8RaNDoM8 4 года назад +120

    Hi these are the tools we “previously” used. 😂

    • @elijahherman
      @elijahherman 4 года назад +6

      Why do they still have all of them lmao

    • @dd-hi1dm
      @dd-hi1dm 4 года назад

      @@elijahherman that's a garage or some metal workshop

  • @vishnusukumaran2744
    @vishnusukumaran2744 4 года назад +386

    The plot twist : the robbers in this documentary are not those masked guys,, actually it's the cops who demands bribes from them.

    • @monicaw3082
      @monicaw3082 4 года назад +8

      This is basically the truth. Lol

    • @rob_4227
      @rob_4227 4 года назад +8

      They are all criminals lol. The bad actions of one don’t take away from the bad actions of another.

    • @813Productions
      @813Productions 4 года назад +2

      IYKYK

    • @MattShade64
      @MattShade64 4 года назад +6

      Indian society runs on the bribe system..everything from paying off someone for an expired license to perjury or worse. Ask any one from that country and they will admit this.

    • @bakchodbabajijoletajaancho2538
      @bakchodbabajijoletajaancho2538 4 года назад +1

      @@MattShade64 actually corruption is common in developing countries

  • @Thejugglingbum
    @Thejugglingbum 4 года назад +275

    Interviewer: "And you would wear these masks when doing a robbery?"
    Ex-Robbers: "No, these are for Corona"

  • @TheProverbialHater
    @TheProverbialHater 4 года назад +85

    Criminal: Buy a big lock... I mean a really big lock.
    Me: He's such a master criminal... 🤨🤨🤨

  • @korrdxl
    @korrdxl 4 года назад +154

    Theft, burglary and robbery aren't interchangeable terms, Vice. You're all over the place here.

    • @lit_for_20
      @lit_for_20 4 года назад +8

      they are if one of the terms generates more clicks. journalism

    • @chromebooktest1128
      @chromebooktest1128 Год назад +1

      thats like saying men and women are not interchangeable terms
      come on, buddy
      get with the program (ming)

  • @Aphexia
    @Aphexia 4 года назад +158

    *Next Episode: Drug Dealers show how not to get drugs*

  • @warriorgeneral2735
    @warriorgeneral2735 4 года назад +17

    Why does vice make them seem so cool with these camera angles and music, I think it might encourage some people

  • @theantagonist631
    @theantagonist631 4 года назад +202

    They would get bodied in America.

    • @nealrutgerskid
      @nealrutgerskid 4 года назад +4

      Really? How is that?

    • @JJ-qw3zo
      @JJ-qw3zo 4 года назад +61

      @@nealrutgerskid Americans have guns.

    • @oldman2477
      @oldman2477 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @adisura9904
      @adisura9904 4 года назад +100

      Thats kinda dumb, if they were in America they'd probably have guns too.

    • @royalzak2670
      @royalzak2670 4 года назад +30

      Point is thieves are much less likely to rob homes or businesses in a well armed community. You're not guaranteed to come out on top in a gun battle. They prey on people with the least chance of defending themselves. I've read countless news articles about home invaders getting killed by moms with shotguns.

  • @ovodavi
    @ovodavi 4 года назад +61

    Robber: How to not get robbed
    Concealed weapons permit holder: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @clegggyyy7633
      @clegggyyy7633 4 года назад +2

      W

    • @taiundoo8435
      @taiundoo8435 4 года назад +1

      @@elJossu illegal but still pretty common. You could also try the home-made option.

    • @Mr.Hall3850
      @Mr.Hall3850 4 года назад

      They are cowards, they are going to make sure no ones home, so ur weapon wont help u.

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 года назад +1

      they don't hit you when you're home and that's how they ace you

    • @joecramp2987
      @joecramp2987 4 года назад +1

      Not much use if nobodies home

  • @KH-yq7eh
    @KH-yq7eh 4 года назад +93

    How not to get robbed:
    Don't meet thieves in the jungle. Simple

  • @edizaksay
    @edizaksay 4 года назад +165

    they are wearing their masks tho

    • @MyBlackdiamond21
      @MyBlackdiamond21 4 года назад +9

      They not trying to that corona virus lol

    • @filipburic5194
      @filipburic5194 4 года назад

      cloth masks have 0.05% protection from Covid-19, only N95 and PFF2 are good enough

    • @KingOfShenanigan
      @KingOfShenanigan 4 года назад +1

      Fil Buric cloth masks reduce the amount of virus that an infected person emits into the air

    • @matthewgower
      @matthewgower 4 года назад +6

      Fil Buric you pulled that stat out your ass get a job

    • @filipburic5194
      @filipburic5194 4 года назад

      @@matthewgower I really didn't, that's literally what professionals have been saying N95 or surgical masks are the ONLY ones which have a chance of stopping the virus at 95%. Look it up before talking shit.

  • @johannathaniellimbong5697
    @johannathaniellimbong5697 4 года назад +18

    0:10 “some houses have such tiny locks”
    0:27 Video sponsored by a lock company
    Ok Vice.

  • @professorweeto
    @professorweeto 4 года назад +47

    The way they hide their loot is the same way squirrels remember where they hid their nuts.

  • @de_light641
    @de_light641 4 года назад +11

    what to do when someone'a mugging you:
    *just cough*

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 4 года назад +15

    The audacity to sponsor this video 😹

  • @PBALLERAZ
    @PBALLERAZ 4 года назад +12

    They really glassed over a key piece of info one of them said, "be aware of your surroundings". Knowing your neighborhood, knowing the weak points of your security and keeping a watchful eye out is half the battle. I took a CCW course back in college and half the course was about the mind of criminals and how to avoid situations where you may need your firearm. Being aware and making things harder for the criminals will stop 90% of theft.

    • @mydickisunbelievablysmallb7098
      @mydickisunbelievablysmallb7098 4 года назад +3

      This. Honestly these robbers are dumb.
      There was a reddit post which asked robbers and burglars how someone can protect themselves against them and most of the comments were about the fact that if you made it hard for them they will move on to other places.
      Getting cameras even if they don't work even something as simple as a alarm system/armed security sign at you house even if you don't have it will make them leave.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад +7

      As an ex thief. I can give you some pointers. I picked locks for 10yrs to b&e and make money. I only hit vacant homes, I also would never enter a place if I heard a dog start barking. I also would stay away from well lite areas, for example if someone put a light directly above the door and it was brightly lit I would consider another house. Also if I saw a security camera, I would try to be as fast as possible because I know they're on a little bit of a delay. So if I couldn't pick the lock within a few minutes I would go on to the next place. I was also very wary if I heard any noise coming from inside for example a radio or TV being on. Specifically leave it on an a.m. talk show so it sounds like people are talking inside. A lot of people in my area would do that to deter people. And if you can't afford a camera just wire up a red blinking light in the top corner of the house/garage ceiling. I was always hyper aware of any blinking lights bc I thought they were security systems/cameras. Hell even if you have a random contraption that makes a loud noise every hour would have scared me off! Just a few tips from an ex thief...hope some of them help

    • @ionman2537
      @ionman2537 Месяц назад

      You are a saviour bro ❤​@@backwoodsjunkie08

  • @5igl3r44
    @5igl3r44 4 года назад +4

    "We threaten them but never hurt anyone" continues to explain how he beat up a guard lol

  • @Alexjimb0
    @Alexjimb0 4 года назад +50

    Thats y I sleep awake

    • @ixspectre
      @ixspectre 4 года назад

      Alex J lmfao

    • @ALO_69
      @ALO_69 4 года назад +1

      Yes I am also sleeping

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад

      I'm sound asleep also, I have a bad habit of writing comments when I'm asleep

  • @odonata9838
    @odonata9838 4 года назад +10

    This is a beautifully raw and real discussion about class and the culture of criminality. The fact that so many thieves just "grow up around" breaking the law and fell into this activity is quite troubling. I was expecting drug addiction and poverty to be greater issues but childhood experiences seem to be the determining factor.

  • @18Bees
    @18Bees 4 года назад +11

    i freak out going to the grocery store these days. i have no idea who is a robber and who's just buying groceries.

  • @mochi844
    @mochi844 4 года назад +43

    The arrogance in the robbers' voice/body language... ugh
    Update: The comments below me have turned into something horrible, please do not turn this into a race/culture thing. (They started talking about bidets. My comment alone was NOT about bidets or culture or race.)

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 года назад +9

      that's the thing man.. their life is ridden with crime as a kid.. for them, its just another day.. just like an accident in India is casual for us

    • @bitcoinkang
      @bitcoinkang 4 года назад +2

      @@prasun911 so is wiping your ass with your hand, you disgusting creature

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 4 года назад +4

      @@bitcoinkang
      Nice one, XENOPHOBE

    • @Stormfail
      @Stormfail 4 года назад +2

      Bitcoin Kang they actually use bidets so they are far cleaner than americans

    • @sammmm87
      @sammmm87 4 года назад +2

      The arrogance in the voice of your average politician who claim they'll improve our lives while robbing us blind at least these guys are upfront about it.

  • @jstriker623
    @jstriker623 4 года назад +20

    "Sometimes we would go murder someone"
    2 minutes later: "We carried cutters for our protection, but we would never hurt anyone"
    Was murder for hire a separate gig, and it didn't spill over into the home invasion business? That's pretty good discipline.

    • @timgneush1168
      @timgneush1168 4 года назад +14

      “What would you do if you hasn’t stopped robbing”
      “We could end up with murder”
      Pay attention

    • @rawnthedawn
      @rawnthedawn 4 года назад +4

      They never stated they "would" murder someone , they said they "could" have ended up with murder if they didnt stray away from the life of crime.

    • @makinwaves8147
      @makinwaves8147 4 года назад

      J Striker that’s not what they said... pay more attention.

  • @celeron800
    @celeron800 4 года назад +26

    Every comment : "we have guns!!!"
    But how does that help when you're not home and they break in?

    • @infirmux
      @infirmux 4 года назад +5

      The French had whole Maginot line full of guns, and how did that work out?

    • @spooky4223
      @spooky4223 4 года назад

      Alarm system and guns

    • @mattnewhouse1781
      @mattnewhouse1781 4 года назад

      @Árpád in america, even our dogs can shoot, it was in the news a couple years ago

  • @Dantick09
    @Dantick09 4 года назад +10

    Over 50 robberies, caught a dozen times, spent up to 3 months in jail.... this doesn’t add up or India is reaaallly lax about house robberies

    • @Longmachao
      @Longmachao 4 года назад +3

      Police are easily bribe over there.

  • @Txig777
    @Txig777 4 года назад +36

    Next video: Thieves file for unemployment.

    • @BryanAiello
      @BryanAiello 4 года назад +5

      Unemployment Application
      Q: Why can't you earn a living?
      A: Everybody's home, can't gank them on the street, can't get them at home where there is always someone awake. We need to eat, I have mouths to feed. We can only rob each others houses so often, you know?

    • @nealrutgerskid
      @nealrutgerskid 4 года назад

      @@BryanAiello I think you should file for unemployment. Did you read the subtitles where they stated clearly " reformed robber?

    • @JasonSmith709
      @JasonSmith709 4 года назад

      Everybody on welfare us a thief

  • @hussein6173
    @hussein6173 4 года назад +18

    Now this is a bruh moment

  • @jolenethellama
    @jolenethellama 4 года назад +12

    "The robberies usually occures between 2AM - 4AM". That's when I'm the most awake. These boys would be stuck having to chat with me over a cup of chai from 2AM to 4AM before I threw them down the stairs, because I go to sleep at 4AM.

  • @MathewMusic
    @MathewMusic 4 года назад +7

    "when I cross a building I go like *bang bang*"

  • @rumrunner8019
    @rumrunner8019 4 года назад +4

    There is one ancient solution that still scares would-be thieves to this day. It's older than the security, the bars on windows, and even older than locks, but it still works. The solution: *DOGS* Get two of them, one smaller (they bark more) and one larger (they do more damage) I had a beagle and a doberman bulldog mixed AND I lived in the ghetto. I never got robbed once.

  • @Quimper111
    @Quimper111 4 года назад +4

    Would've been glorious if the video ended with the reporter inviting the thieves to a house filled with cops and then they got locked away forever with the key thrown in a nearby sewer drain.

  • @ThePrimo323
    @ThePrimo323 4 года назад +4

    *How not to get robbed
    Me: chuckles living in Murica with a glock loaded with an illegal 20 clip magazine

    • @big_ole
      @big_ole 4 года назад +1

      Robert Rodriguez congrats big man

    • @user-el4su7tl6f
      @user-el4su7tl6f 4 года назад

      get a Kalashnikov or an AR, you never know what these robbers are packing nowadays

  • @Grahul_007
    @Grahul_007 4 года назад +3

    This was on vice india..great that it's reaching greater audience!

  • @kotastrophie
    @kotastrophie 4 года назад +8

    They seem like they have been doing it for years very professional especially the tools they use.

  • @dogzer
    @dogzer 2 года назад +3

    _"I've been caught 15 times"_
    That's the problem. First time he should spend a day in prison; second time a week; thirst time a month; forth time a year and so on. A person who compulsively threatens people lives for money can't be set free. And you may argue some of them don't use violence, and 15 times that may true, but the 16th time it might not, and all it takes is 1 time for someone to lose their life and a family to be destroyed.

    • @ManasJoshi-gc7lu
      @ManasJoshi-gc7lu Год назад +1

      It will cost more to the govt. ,
      to not free them and it will go against to human rights of these criminals also .
      Instead of that,s , why people's or ministers don,t think to give them knowledge and training of upskilling, police can became strict on these things and use their skills for profit margin , of police stations and they also get a salary like other persons , and when they get free from jail , so they don,t think about to do crimes again very easily , because they have the other options also and it is good for economy, that the criminals also giving their working age to the indian economy,
      Criminals also got decent payments, police also get profits and burden of govt. also reduces .
      But educated people's never think about this .
      My cousin said right thing ,
      "Educated bano dusro ka shosen karne ke Liye "
      "Little educated person ko apne hisab se chalane ke Liye aur Sirf APNA sochne ke Liye , problems ko Sirf ek ke shir par dalne ke Liye aur khud problems solves nahi karne ka . "
      Baki abb Tum offend hojayego to maaf Karna , brother .
      Par jaab mere sare options , khatam hojayege to survive , then I will also do robbery, and also defend myself .
      But I always pray to the god , that I don,t have to see that day , because I am aggressive but everytimes I feel bad , if I hurt someone.
      I don,t know why , but it happens to me .
      Good luck ,
      Hare Krishna 🙏🇮🇳

  • @martialartsscenes
    @martialartsscenes 4 года назад +40

    I can't stop watching the womans neck...why is so....big...

    • @bl00dhoney
      @bl00dhoney 4 года назад +9

      There are organs in your neck. She probably has a disorder that causes them to swell.

    • @MrUkielover
      @MrUkielover 4 года назад +3

      She may have tuners syndrome where one of the clinical features is a “webbed neck”

    • @byJessCh
      @byJessCh 4 года назад +9

      Her neck is not normal because she is not fat. Maybe thyroid or tumor issues.

    • @rah4254
      @rah4254 4 года назад +2

      Maybe she is digesting her food?

    • @eric2ill4u
      @eric2ill4u 4 года назад +1

      Maybe she’s a frog.

  • @allright9674
    @allright9674 4 года назад +3

    The thing is, we will never know if this is real or just a show with actors. There is so much fake

  • @wheelmangames5366
    @wheelmangames5366 4 года назад +29

    with everyone wearing a mask now...

  • @Tis_I_SirJames
    @Tis_I_SirJames 4 года назад +9

    Tomorrow on VICE:
    (Same exact video)
    Title: The life of 2 extraordinary thieves.

  • @delroku
    @delroku 2 года назад +1

    The best way to not get robbed is to be the one doing the robbery

  • @connorwestgate
    @connorwestgate 4 года назад +4

    was this filmed in 2019? its 2020 now and india doesnt really look like a superpower country in this video. looks more like a garbage dump people built homes over.

  • @Prometheushighaf
    @Prometheushighaf 4 года назад +10

    I seen a known local thief mess with the wrong person one day. He got shot in the head and his jaw came off. No one would help him, he just had to sit there until the police arrived, and even then they didn't treat him with any sort of urgency. Haha

  • @temmewan7031
    @temmewan7031 4 года назад +7

    Very informative, the interviewer asks great questions

    • @thebrighterthelightthedark3062
      @thebrighterthelightthedark3062 4 года назад

      was that supposed to be sarcastic cause I can't take you seriously

    • @temmewan7031
      @temmewan7031 4 года назад

      @@thebrighterthelightthedark3062 No not sarcastic at all, I thought he was very good and made a good rapport with the thieves

  • @foreignbeggar3783
    @foreignbeggar3783 4 года назад +18

    “we’re gonna go find out what goes through their minds before they go out.”
    probably the same thing that goes through anyone’s mind that’s gonna go out and rob. “I don’t have it. I want it. they have it, and i’m gonna take it. one way or another. “
    unless it’s a crime of passion being committed, that’s the most common thought people have.

    • @chloewinnaa1515
      @chloewinnaa1515 4 года назад +1

      Thats sounds like something coming out of a rapist

  • @aurora.the.explorer
    @aurora.the.explorer 4 года назад +3

    They seem to have gone out of their way to make the robbers look and feel 'cool'. Never showed how devastated a victim is. Bullshit.

  • @bartulis8036
    @bartulis8036 4 года назад +1

    My car got robbed a few days ago with my wallet and other things. Just that simple action has screwed me over so hardcore during this Corona shut down. Fuck robbers

  • @herefishyfishy6907
    @herefishyfishy6907 4 года назад +1

    Hides face, leaves tattoo visible.

  • @Sleepy_Joe_
    @Sleepy_Joe_ 4 года назад +3

    That video is absolutely USELESS !!

  • @serget2168
    @serget2168 4 года назад +3

    I've been abusing substance almost all my life and never even thought about robbing someone or stealing from somewhere It's just having your own morals

  • @adambailey1796
    @adambailey1796 3 года назад +1

    As a robber I would never tell my victims how to avoid me... but I don’t expect these guys to be smart

  • @sakuma1842
    @sakuma1842 4 года назад +20

    I'll take that with a pinch of salt.

  • @Grnfinger
    @Grnfinger 4 года назад +1

    Going to argue that if you have been caught 10-15 times you are not a professional thief 💰

  • @sophritoh
    @sophritoh 4 года назад +2

    Also: “vice teaches potential robbers what tools to use for different types of locks”

  • @bigbro88
    @bigbro88 11 месяцев назад

    They burgalized my home by pulling my window out the hinches. It's really fucked up because i don't feel save anymore in my own house.

  • @BobbyAngmalaysia
    @BobbyAngmalaysia 4 года назад

    That's not the way to hide your identity thieves. You need a face mask and a hat to do that. Nobody needs the lower half of your face to arrest you now. 😂😂

  • @wreck-itralph938
    @wreck-itralph938 4 года назад +1

    Thieves explain how to not get robbed
    Thieves: but first give me your wallet

  • @peanutbutter3578
    @peanutbutter3578 3 года назад +1

    Dirt saved me one time when I was getting mugged. Imagine a huge handful of dirt in the eyes. It is a good defense if you arent allowed a weapon in a foreign country.

  • @fullrad
    @fullrad 4 года назад

    Rob me in America I got a whole clip of friends that run faster then any of you lol

  • @Atacama87103
    @Atacama87103 4 года назад +6

    They tried to rob the Bank but the locks were, “ Really Very Bloody Big Locks 🔒 “

  • @johncholmes643
    @johncholmes643 4 года назад

    How do we stop phone scammers ?? The eternal question

  • @CreeperFeature
    @CreeperFeature 4 года назад +4

    Last time I was this early there was still toilet paper

  • @mikeharris1162
    @mikeharris1162 4 года назад +1

    These aren't robbers rather than burglars. If someone is home and they threaten them it's a home invasion

  • @ankurgupta1718
    @ankurgupta1718 4 года назад +3

    We had a office in Colaba. She couldn’t miss mentioning that could she. 😂😅

  • @anoccomir
    @anoccomir 4 года назад

    The ad in this video is really annoying

  • @ko-bl3py
    @ko-bl3py 4 года назад

    Once a robber always a robber.

  • @ashc8094
    @ashc8094 4 года назад

    Annoying the ads just constantly pop up and block the subtitles!

  • @edikaramuratful
    @edikaramuratful 4 года назад +5

    I was just wandering how much was each of theese guys paid for tellim him all this

    • @sammmm87
      @sammmm87 4 года назад

      Somewhere between zero and fuckall. It's not going to be hard to find two dumbass burglars willing to snitch on themselves for a few bucks.

  • @JordanInaan
    @JordanInaan 4 года назад +1

    He really glorified theft... if the dudes don't go back to business then they weren't in the business first place

  • @brianmurphy9317
    @brianmurphy9317 4 года назад +11

    Do exactly the opposite as what predators say.

    • @CalebAble
      @CalebAble 4 года назад +1

      That's good advice bro.

  • @AK-mt1sf
    @AK-mt1sf 4 года назад +1

    Why do you guys regularly reupload your videos? I've seen this thing before.

  • @suchaclassylady
    @suchaclassylady 4 года назад +1

    I hate a thief.

  • @dirt9016
    @dirt9016 4 года назад

    We were bad but now we're good, we're movin into your neighborhood

  • @Worldfactzz
    @Worldfactzz 4 года назад +2

    6:44 POLICE- HUMKO THODA PHIR PYAR SE SAMJHANA PADTA HAI😂🤣
    Only true INDIANS will understand

    • @nochsoeiner
      @nochsoeiner 4 года назад +1

      ..or anyone with Google Translate: "We have to explain a little bit more lovingly" = beat them so they confess

  • @chilook
    @chilook 4 года назад +1

    No blur face & no sound change, good job vice

  • @TheMrNocturnax
    @TheMrNocturnax 4 года назад +1

    A forewarning of what's to expect with our homes during the pandemic? Whole thing got me more shook lol

  • @karimbelba5597
    @karimbelba5597 4 года назад +1

    Next on vice:
    Marlboro teaches us how not to get cancer

  • @Shah1m
    @Shah1m 4 года назад +1

    There's a difference between theft, burglary and robbery.

  • @paramhanschaurasia4866
    @paramhanschaurasia4866 4 года назад

    HOW NOT TO GET ROBBED
    ME - U SUGGESTED ME A PROFESSION VICE ....
    .LOLLL

  • @hypot1157
    @hypot1157 4 года назад

    India’n robber, now I have seen it all 😂😂😂 «Please sir can I have your money” ( in Indian accent) 😂😂🙏

  • @sammmm87
    @sammmm87 4 года назад

    You think this lockdowns gonna go smooth but you'll be studying the fuck outta this vid in a few weeks.

  • @DismalProd
    @DismalProd 4 года назад +3

    Thieves explain how To shoot burglars breaking in your home without being charged..🤦‍♂️.. pathetic..

  • @NXTaker
    @NXTaker 4 года назад

    This should be an series: 'How to not be hacked' must be next.

  • @yourbrothermukul558
    @yourbrothermukul558 Год назад +1

    Robber watching that

  • @ChuChild
    @ChuChild 4 года назад

    Y'all still doing documentaries during this. That's not social distancing lmao

  • @thejacal2704
    @thejacal2704 4 года назад

    Surely the title should be 'Thieves explain how to not get robbed'.

  •  4 года назад

    Burglary is very different from robbery. Robbery requires threats and violence. Burglary is robbing houses without the former.
    Get it right Vice. 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @Baconboy2001
    @Baconboy2001 4 года назад +1

    don’t ask a fish how to fish

  • @CyberRacer
    @CyberRacer 4 года назад +1

    Haha they also get puns 8:17

  • @jimjonjimjonjon
    @jimjonjimjonjon 4 года назад +3

    amazed by the amount of trash in the background D:

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub 4 года назад

    Not sure I have the same security concerns as someone hanging out in Indian slums.

  • @sebyk718
    @sebyk718 4 года назад

    Hold on Vice. IS THIS A REUPLOAD?!? FEELS LIKE IVE WATCHED IT AGES AGO

  • @angeliqueoren2462
    @angeliqueoren2462 4 года назад

    Poor title, one minute of how not to get robbed. Nothing you didn't already know.

  • @justanaveragegamer9744
    @justanaveragegamer9744 4 года назад

    So glad they blocked all those other videos but made this available in Australia- thanks vice good work

  • @johannrajan6357
    @johannrajan6357 4 года назад

    Why did vice repost this.

  • @Fingeringmyboarddude
    @Fingeringmyboarddude 4 года назад

    bold of you to assume the host doesn't need subtitles for non indian or uk viewers

  • @adamfonte2919
    @adamfonte2919 4 года назад +1

    This is one great video from vice, I hope we can have more like it...

  • @BananaBLACK
    @BananaBLACK 4 года назад

    You know someone watching this is like, hey I know those guys.