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Thieves Explain How Not To Get Robbed
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- Опубликовано: 4 апр 2020
- According the National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB) a burglary takes place every three minutes in India. How do they actually manage to do it? What goes on inside a robber's mind? We spoke to real ex-robbers, a policeman and a criminal psychologist to find out.
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"we never hurt anyone"
5 min later
"we tied one up and beat the other unconscious"
Mistranslation on that part they said "for the most part we carried it to show that we'll beat you with these, but never hit them *too* often." Honest thieves, they are.
Thieves that threaten victims with their 'self protective' tools but no-one ever got hurt
5 mins later, "yeah, we had to beat a night watchmen unconscious".
Haha yes.
@Killucifer Almighty Dude what? Vice is as left leaning as a news outlet gets.
the only person these guys ever robbed was this interviewer!
Wrong, you forgot about the camera guy
No cap 🤣
Do you reallly think they bury their "treasue" in some sand surrounded buy people?
That’s what I was thinking too💀😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There’s trash literally everywhere. That’s what struck me.
Certain cities in America like that too
Welcome to India
@@hewasdeadwhenigotthere7109 not at this scale no fucking way this is whole other level of litter n trash around
It's India so their was probably also poop everywhere....
@Árpád Yep! Japan is a MESS, and so is Bhutan, Costa Rica, and Singapore. Unlike clean, beautiful white nations like Russia, Ukraine, Romania, and Moldova.
Hi these are the tools we “previously” used. 😂
Why do they still have all of them lmao
@@elijahherman that's a garage or some metal workshop
The plot twist : the robbers in this documentary are not those masked guys,, actually it's the cops who demands bribes from them.
This is basically the truth. Lol
They are all criminals lol. The bad actions of one don’t take away from the bad actions of another.
IYKYK
Indian society runs on the bribe system..everything from paying off someone for an expired license to perjury or worse. Ask any one from that country and they will admit this.
@@MattShade64 actually corruption is common in developing countries
Interviewer: "And you would wear these masks when doing a robbery?"
Ex-Robbers: "No, these are for Corona"
LOL!!!!!!;
Criminal: Buy a big lock... I mean a really big lock.
Me: He's such a master criminal... 🤨🤨🤨
😂😂
Theft, burglary and robbery aren't interchangeable terms, Vice. You're all over the place here.
they are if one of the terms generates more clicks. journalism
thats like saying men and women are not interchangeable terms
come on, buddy
get with the program (ming)
*Next Episode: Drug Dealers show how not to get drugs*
*don't do kids, drugs!*
Don't buy them
Sexual offenders shows how to not get assaulted
😂😂😂😂
Why does vice make them seem so cool with these camera angles and music, I think it might encourage some people
They would get bodied in America.
Really? How is that?
@@nealrutgerskid Americans have guns.
True
Thats kinda dumb, if they were in America they'd probably have guns too.
Point is thieves are much less likely to rob homes or businesses in a well armed community. You're not guaranteed to come out on top in a gun battle. They prey on people with the least chance of defending themselves. I've read countless news articles about home invaders getting killed by moms with shotguns.
Robber: How to not get robbed
Concealed weapons permit holder: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
W
@@elJossu illegal but still pretty common. You could also try the home-made option.
They are cowards, they are going to make sure no ones home, so ur weapon wont help u.
they don't hit you when you're home and that's how they ace you
Not much use if nobodies home
How not to get robbed:
Don't meet thieves in the jungle. Simple
they are wearing their masks tho
They not trying to that corona virus lol
cloth masks have 0.05% protection from Covid-19, only N95 and PFF2 are good enough
Fil Buric cloth masks reduce the amount of virus that an infected person emits into the air
Fil Buric you pulled that stat out your ass get a job
@@matthewgower I really didn't, that's literally what professionals have been saying N95 or surgical masks are the ONLY ones which have a chance of stopping the virus at 95%. Look it up before talking shit.
0:10 “some houses have such tiny locks”
0:27 Video sponsored by a lock company
Ok Vice.
Haha yes
The way they hide their loot is the same way squirrels remember where they hid their nuts.
what to do when someone'a mugging you:
*just cough*
The audacity to sponsor this video 😹
They really glassed over a key piece of info one of them said, "be aware of your surroundings". Knowing your neighborhood, knowing the weak points of your security and keeping a watchful eye out is half the battle. I took a CCW course back in college and half the course was about the mind of criminals and how to avoid situations where you may need your firearm. Being aware and making things harder for the criminals will stop 90% of theft.
This. Honestly these robbers are dumb.
There was a reddit post which asked robbers and burglars how someone can protect themselves against them and most of the comments were about the fact that if you made it hard for them they will move on to other places.
Getting cameras even if they don't work even something as simple as a alarm system/armed security sign at you house even if you don't have it will make them leave.
As an ex thief. I can give you some pointers. I picked locks for 10yrs to b&e and make money. I only hit vacant homes, I also would never enter a place if I heard a dog start barking. I also would stay away from well lite areas, for example if someone put a light directly above the door and it was brightly lit I would consider another house. Also if I saw a security camera, I would try to be as fast as possible because I know they're on a little bit of a delay. So if I couldn't pick the lock within a few minutes I would go on to the next place. I was also very wary if I heard any noise coming from inside for example a radio or TV being on. Specifically leave it on an a.m. talk show so it sounds like people are talking inside. A lot of people in my area would do that to deter people. And if you can't afford a camera just wire up a red blinking light in the top corner of the house/garage ceiling. I was always hyper aware of any blinking lights bc I thought they were security systems/cameras. Hell even if you have a random contraption that makes a loud noise every hour would have scared me off! Just a few tips from an ex thief...hope some of them help
You are a saviour bro ❤@@backwoodsjunkie08
"We threaten them but never hurt anyone" continues to explain how he beat up a guard lol
Thats y I sleep awake
Alex J lmfao
Yes I am also sleeping
I'm sound asleep also, I have a bad habit of writing comments when I'm asleep
This is a beautifully raw and real discussion about class and the culture of criminality. The fact that so many thieves just "grow up around" breaking the law and fell into this activity is quite troubling. I was expecting drug addiction and poverty to be greater issues but childhood experiences seem to be the determining factor.
i freak out going to the grocery store these days. i have no idea who is a robber and who's just buying groceries.
The arrogance in the robbers' voice/body language... ugh
Update: The comments below me have turned into something horrible, please do not turn this into a race/culture thing. (They started talking about bidets. My comment alone was NOT about bidets or culture or race.)
that's the thing man.. their life is ridden with crime as a kid.. for them, its just another day.. just like an accident in India is casual for us
@@prasun911 so is wiping your ass with your hand, you disgusting creature
@@bitcoinkang
Nice one, XENOPHOBE
Bitcoin Kang they actually use bidets so they are far cleaner than americans
The arrogance in the voice of your average politician who claim they'll improve our lives while robbing us blind at least these guys are upfront about it.
"Sometimes we would go murder someone"
2 minutes later: "We carried cutters for our protection, but we would never hurt anyone"
Was murder for hire a separate gig, and it didn't spill over into the home invasion business? That's pretty good discipline.
“What would you do if you hasn’t stopped robbing”
“We could end up with murder”
Pay attention
They never stated they "would" murder someone , they said they "could" have ended up with murder if they didnt stray away from the life of crime.
J Striker that’s not what they said... pay more attention.
Every comment : "we have guns!!!"
But how does that help when you're not home and they break in?
The French had whole Maginot line full of guns, and how did that work out?
Alarm system and guns
@Árpád in america, even our dogs can shoot, it was in the news a couple years ago
Over 50 robberies, caught a dozen times, spent up to 3 months in jail.... this doesn’t add up or India is reaaallly lax about house robberies
Police are easily bribe over there.
Next video: Thieves file for unemployment.
Unemployment Application
Q: Why can't you earn a living?
A: Everybody's home, can't gank them on the street, can't get them at home where there is always someone awake. We need to eat, I have mouths to feed. We can only rob each others houses so often, you know?
@@BryanAiello I think you should file for unemployment. Did you read the subtitles where they stated clearly " reformed robber?
Everybody on welfare us a thief
Now this is a bruh moment
"The robberies usually occures between 2AM - 4AM". That's when I'm the most awake. These boys would be stuck having to chat with me over a cup of chai from 2AM to 4AM before I threw them down the stairs, because I go to sleep at 4AM.
"when I cross a building I go like *bang bang*"
😂😂😂
There is one ancient solution that still scares would-be thieves to this day. It's older than the security, the bars on windows, and even older than locks, but it still works. The solution: *DOGS* Get two of them, one smaller (they bark more) and one larger (they do more damage) I had a beagle and a doberman bulldog mixed AND I lived in the ghetto. I never got robbed once.
Would've been glorious if the video ended with the reporter inviting the thieves to a house filled with cops and then they got locked away forever with the key thrown in a nearby sewer drain.
*How not to get robbed
Me: chuckles living in Murica with a glock loaded with an illegal 20 clip magazine
Robert Rodriguez congrats big man
get a Kalashnikov or an AR, you never know what these robbers are packing nowadays
This was on vice india..great that it's reaching greater audience!
They seem like they have been doing it for years very professional especially the tools they use.
_"I've been caught 15 times"_
That's the problem. First time he should spend a day in prison; second time a week; thirst time a month; forth time a year and so on. A person who compulsively threatens people lives for money can't be set free. And you may argue some of them don't use violence, and 15 times that may true, but the 16th time it might not, and all it takes is 1 time for someone to lose their life and a family to be destroyed.
It will cost more to the govt. ,
to not free them and it will go against to human rights of these criminals also .
Instead of that,s , why people's or ministers don,t think to give them knowledge and training of upskilling, police can became strict on these things and use their skills for profit margin , of police stations and they also get a salary like other persons , and when they get free from jail , so they don,t think about to do crimes again very easily , because they have the other options also and it is good for economy, that the criminals also giving their working age to the indian economy,
Criminals also got decent payments, police also get profits and burden of govt. also reduces .
But educated people's never think about this .
My cousin said right thing ,
"Educated bano dusro ka shosen karne ke Liye "
"Little educated person ko apne hisab se chalane ke Liye aur Sirf APNA sochne ke Liye , problems ko Sirf ek ke shir par dalne ke Liye aur khud problems solves nahi karne ka . "
Baki abb Tum offend hojayego to maaf Karna , brother .
Par jaab mere sare options , khatam hojayege to survive , then I will also do robbery, and also defend myself .
But I always pray to the god , that I don,t have to see that day , because I am aggressive but everytimes I feel bad , if I hurt someone.
I don,t know why , but it happens to me .
Good luck ,
Hare Krishna 🙏🇮🇳
I can't stop watching the womans neck...why is so....big...
There are organs in your neck. She probably has a disorder that causes them to swell.
She may have tuners syndrome where one of the clinical features is a “webbed neck”
Her neck is not normal because she is not fat. Maybe thyroid or tumor issues.
Maybe she is digesting her food?
Maybe she’s a frog.
The thing is, we will never know if this is real or just a show with actors. There is so much fake
with everyone wearing a mask now...
Tomorrow on VICE:
(Same exact video)
Title: The life of 2 extraordinary thieves.
The best way to not get robbed is to be the one doing the robbery
was this filmed in 2019? its 2020 now and india doesnt really look like a superpower country in this video. looks more like a garbage dump people built homes over.
I seen a known local thief mess with the wrong person one day. He got shot in the head and his jaw came off. No one would help him, he just had to sit there until the police arrived, and even then they didn't treat him with any sort of urgency. Haha
didn't he die then
Very informative, the interviewer asks great questions
was that supposed to be sarcastic cause I can't take you seriously
@@thebrighterthelightthedark3062 No not sarcastic at all, I thought he was very good and made a good rapport with the thieves
“we’re gonna go find out what goes through their minds before they go out.”
probably the same thing that goes through anyone’s mind that’s gonna go out and rob. “I don’t have it. I want it. they have it, and i’m gonna take it. one way or another. “
unless it’s a crime of passion being committed, that’s the most common thought people have.
Thats sounds like something coming out of a rapist
They seem to have gone out of their way to make the robbers look and feel 'cool'. Never showed how devastated a victim is. Bullshit.
My car got robbed a few days ago with my wallet and other things. Just that simple action has screwed me over so hardcore during this Corona shut down. Fuck robbers
Hides face, leaves tattoo visible.
That video is absolutely USELESS !!
I've been abusing substance almost all my life and never even thought about robbing someone or stealing from somewhere It's just having your own morals
As a robber I would never tell my victims how to avoid me... but I don’t expect these guys to be smart
I'll take that with a pinch of salt.
Going to argue that if you have been caught 10-15 times you are not a professional thief 💰
Also: “vice teaches potential robbers what tools to use for different types of locks”
They burgalized my home by pulling my window out the hinches. It's really fucked up because i don't feel save anymore in my own house.
That's not the way to hide your identity thieves. You need a face mask and a hat to do that. Nobody needs the lower half of your face to arrest you now. 😂😂
Thieves explain how to not get robbed
Thieves: but first give me your wallet
Dirt saved me one time when I was getting mugged. Imagine a huge handful of dirt in the eyes. It is a good defense if you arent allowed a weapon in a foreign country.
Rob me in America I got a whole clip of friends that run faster then any of you lol
They tried to rob the Bank but the locks were, “ Really Very Bloody Big Locks 🔒 “
How do we stop phone scammers ?? The eternal question
Last time I was this early there was still toilet paper
These aren't robbers rather than burglars. If someone is home and they threaten them it's a home invasion
We had a office in Colaba. She couldn’t miss mentioning that could she. 😂😅
The ad in this video is really annoying
Once a robber always a robber.
Annoying the ads just constantly pop up and block the subtitles!
I was just wandering how much was each of theese guys paid for tellim him all this
Somewhere between zero and fuckall. It's not going to be hard to find two dumbass burglars willing to snitch on themselves for a few bucks.
He really glorified theft... if the dudes don't go back to business then they weren't in the business first place
Do exactly the opposite as what predators say.
That's good advice bro.
Why do you guys regularly reupload your videos? I've seen this thing before.
I hate a thief.
We were bad but now we're good, we're movin into your neighborhood
6:44 POLICE- HUMKO THODA PHIR PYAR SE SAMJHANA PADTA HAI😂🤣
Only true INDIANS will understand
..or anyone with Google Translate: "We have to explain a little bit more lovingly" = beat them so they confess
No blur face & no sound change, good job vice
A forewarning of what's to expect with our homes during the pandemic? Whole thing got me more shook lol
Next on vice:
Marlboro teaches us how not to get cancer
There's a difference between theft, burglary and robbery.
HOW NOT TO GET ROBBED
ME - U SUGGESTED ME A PROFESSION VICE ....
.LOLLL
India’n robber, now I have seen it all 😂😂😂 «Please sir can I have your money” ( in Indian accent) 😂😂🙏
You think this lockdowns gonna go smooth but you'll be studying the fuck outta this vid in a few weeks.
Thieves explain how To shoot burglars breaking in your home without being charged..🤦♂️.. pathetic..
This should be an series: 'How to not be hacked' must be next.
Robber watching that
Y'all still doing documentaries during this. That's not social distancing lmao
Surely the title should be 'Thieves explain how to not get robbed'.
Burglary is very different from robbery. Robbery requires threats and violence. Burglary is robbing houses without the former.
Get it right Vice. 🤦🏿♂️
don’t ask a fish how to fish
Haha they also get puns 8:17
amazed by the amount of trash in the background D:
Not sure I have the same security concerns as someone hanging out in Indian slums.
Hold on Vice. IS THIS A REUPLOAD?!? FEELS LIKE IVE WATCHED IT AGES AGO
Poor title, one minute of how not to get robbed. Nothing you didn't already know.
So glad they blocked all those other videos but made this available in Australia- thanks vice good work
Why did vice repost this.
bold of you to assume the host doesn't need subtitles for non indian or uk viewers
This is one great video from vice, I hope we can have more like it...
You know someone watching this is like, hey I know those guys.