The Day Aliens Learned There Was a Reason Humans Were The Only Species Still Using Outated Weapons

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @dukeofparadox
    @dukeofparadox Месяц назад +39

    This takes "beating a dead horse" to a new level. Geez, how many ways can you be sarcastic about the old vs new weapons.
    After the 500th almost identical quip, it got old.
    I actually love the premise, and the quips would've been very entertaining, had they not repeated the same ones over and over, with only slight variations.

    • @AuthorGuy1
      @AuthorGuy1 28 дней назад +1

      very repetitive. Took some of the laugh out of it.

    • @Reiknar
      @Reiknar 26 дней назад +1

      This. The constant need to compare what they see with, often dated, metaphors, got old really fast. Didn't make it past Blackwood on the bridge of the alien vessel. By the time I got to the Disco Ball comment, I was already bored.
      The voice reading sounds if anything more bored than I felt, and overall left the impression that both the voice over and the writing itself were AI/ChatGPT generated. Just in case anyone is wondering, "Can AI make quality art?" No, not without constant human hand holding, and even then, humans could just make better quality art without the assistance of AI. Mebe that'll change someday, but not today.

    • @ryukamiken
      @ryukamiken 24 дня назад +1

      @@Reiknar Yep. Exactly. AI isn't necessary for creating art but it can accelerate it. It's just that, as you say, it needs hand holding. It's good for concept brainstorming and pre-first draft content generation. Some other AI CAN improve what's already been generated but it still needs human involvement.
      This really should have been proofread and edited before posting up. Probably should have gone through two more drafts, too.

    • @Kristopher-f7g
      @Kristopher-f7g 12 дней назад

      Yeah there were at least 3 references to the 1970s.... weirdly specific

    • @shawn092182
      @shawn092182 2 дня назад

      I guess the creator should've stuck with the imagination of the primitive human brain instead of the more advanced AI

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson Месяц назад +68

    US Navy Veteran. The US Military has two operating tenets 1) Show up and improvise 2) If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. Quack-Bang!

    • @Archer957
      @Archer957 Месяц назад +9

      do i spot a Fat Electrician fan?

    • @greggwilliamson
      @greggwilliamson Месяц назад +6

      @@Archer957 Buh!

    • @Archer957
      @Archer957 Месяц назад +6

      @@greggwilliamson quack bang out!

    • @briankaratedude
      @briankaratedude Месяц назад +3

      Quack-bang! Perfect

    • @dat_1_loki670
      @dat_1_loki670 Месяц назад +1

      Hell yes!! (I’m Canadian 🤣🤣🤣)

  • @matthewconner7800
    @matthewconner7800 Месяц назад +28

    “With all the subtlety of a disco ball in a library” came out of frickin nowhere, and I love it.

  • @timothyn4167
    @timothyn4167 Месяц назад +25

    Oh, please.More stories with this kind of humor. I thoroughly enjoyed laughing this much.😂😂😂

  • @RCTPatriot75
    @RCTPatriot75 2 месяца назад +107

    Too repetitive.

    • @rossjarvis2260
      @rossjarvis2260 2 месяца назад +15

      Agreed

    • @outinthesticks1035
      @outinthesticks1035 2 месяца назад +12

      I think this is the fifth story this week based on aliens disregarded obsolete human projectile weapons

    • @LikeAndSubscribeBelow
      @LikeAndSubscribeBelow Месяц назад +1

      Why didn’t the humans upgrade their primitive obsolete kinetic weapons?

    • @froggyfletcher6956
      @froggyfletcher6956 Месяц назад +5

      If they made this a drinking game with the words "primitive", "weapon" or "technology" everyone playing would be dead.

    • @Laughingreaper54321
      @Laughingreaper54321 11 дней назад

      I mean it is Ai so... isn't that garrenteed?

  • @mothmagic1
    @mothmagic1 Месяц назад +31

    Some of these stories are great if only for their tongue in cheek humour. The KISS principle in action.

    • @iamdragonkrys
      @iamdragonkrys Месяц назад +2

      Take care about French Kiss principles 😂😂

  • @andrewcomerford9411
    @andrewcomerford9411 2 месяца назад +24

    "Come into my parlour," said the spider to the fly.
    "Yes I will, you dirty dog, but it won't be through the front door."

    • @katsu-graphics5634
      @katsu-graphics5634 2 месяца назад +5

      it was never spiders in webs (parlors) that scared me, they sit still and wait. . . .it's the ones that creep around and hunt when the lights go out that tickle your hand in the camping tent.

    • @lordtimothymichel8677
      @lordtimothymichel8677 Месяц назад

      "Yessss, I will". I said to the spider, "I like to eat in ....comfort."

    • @PanHolland-v3c
      @PanHolland-v3c 22 дня назад +1

      backdoor is better

  • @bessie1854
    @bessie1854 Месяц назад +10

    A most excellent short story. Keep up the good work.

  • @meikegutmann9725
    @meikegutmann9725 2 месяца назад +3

    ❤ i really enjoy and love all your stories! they are so humorous! 😂

  • @Rebelrocker69
    @Rebelrocker69 2 месяца назад +12

    Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would. I thought that the Relentless would be alone and itself have hybrid weapons stations. That they would synchronize them to hit the same spot with both types at once and defeat the shields which could only be calibrated against one at a time. That's why in Star Wars they had separate shields for kinetic hits. It makes for a bad day when a micrometeor punches a hole thru the ship and vents the atmosphere into space.😅😅😅

  • @jrichdriver
    @jrichdriver 26 дней назад +2

    Thank you, I enjoyed the story.

  • @trwsandford
    @trwsandford 2 месяца назад +14

    Time to mine more tungsten from the asteroid belt.

  • @barnesfamily1128
    @barnesfamily1128 Месяц назад +5

    Great story, never underestimate. ❤😂❤

  • @mikepaulus4766
    @mikepaulus4766 Месяц назад +2

    I got out of the US Navy in 2006, and I've fire tens of thousands of tungsten rounds after we stopped using depleted uranium.

    • @davemi00
      @davemi00 16 дней назад

      Certainly Safer for the environment, unless you got hit. I’d guess.

  • @flashcraft8287
    @flashcraft8287 11 дней назад

    This HFY Battle is funny. I like it!

  • @Pokerface-tr1ds
    @Pokerface-tr1ds 10 дней назад

    Ahh!! Another Zara Blackwood Story! Heheheeee! Me likey!

  • @jeffreyschuler7271
    @jeffreyschuler7271 2 месяца назад +21

    Far too wordy and repetitive

    • @davidhenderson3400
      @davidhenderson3400 2 месяца назад +4

      Well it ain't half bad considering it was written by a computer

    • @aikrichter5403
      @aikrichter5403 2 месяца назад

      are you joking or are you as fake as these stories? those MofOs open a new channel every 3 days and spam that bullshit over youtube for Years now,every story the same shit,Humas are the greatest,all aliens are beneath us,we are soooo superior. how can someone make up hundrets of stories to promote the same lame bullshit and makes up douzends of channels to avoid being blocked all the time? Asshat isn't even selling something,so money doesn't seem to be the thing here. Maybe a psychosis?

    • @GlennTillema
      @GlennTillema Месяц назад +1

      @@davidhenderson3400 I assumed it was scraped from reddit hfy

    • @roblewis226
      @roblewis226 Месяц назад +1

      They have to drag it out to get the adverts in.

    • @scottgatchell5049
      @scottgatchell5049 Месяц назад +1

      I only found it overwritten and needlessly wordy. Some would argue that it was excessively long-winded and redundant. One guy called it verbose and circular...

  • @davemi00
    @davemi00 16 дней назад

    Quite delightful 💥

  • @junkname9983
    @junkname9983 Месяц назад +12

    this is written by some basement dweller who thinks they're smarter than anyone else, isn't it. The humans were actually acting just as cocky and obnoxious as the aliens, they were no better in presuming they're more advanced than the other side.

    • @Kristopher-f7g
      @Kristopher-f7g 12 дней назад +1

      The humans aren't the ones in this case going around telling other species how superior they are and trying to bully them into submission lol

    • @junkname9983
      @junkname9983 11 дней назад

      @@Kristopher-f7g uhm, they actually were going around telling everybody they're superior.

    • @Laughingreaper54321
      @Laughingreaper54321 11 дней назад

      ​@junkname9983 only to each other, and they were right in what they said in the end. And being very sarcastic to the aliens lol I think its funny.

  • @SolTerran5050
    @SolTerran5050 Месяц назад +9

    Can you imagine the U.S.S. Enterprise (TNG) with rail guns?

    • @sharonbraselton4302
      @sharonbraselton4302 Месяц назад +1

      yes

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Месяц назад +2

      @@sharonbraselton4302 now that would be a truly human thing to do lol

    • @tjroelsma
      @tjroelsma 15 дней назад

      It had photon-torpedos that did the job very nicely. They didn't use them often though.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 14 дней назад

      @tjroelsma one can never have too many weapons 😊😊

    • @shawn092182
      @shawn092182 2 дня назад

      ​@@SolTerran5050Unless if they're useless weapons, of course.

  • @michaelthornhill9073
    @michaelthornhill9073 Месяц назад +8

    We really evolved a lot since hording toilet roll 😂

  • @miltonrivero1017
    @miltonrivero1017 3 дня назад

    This is fascinating how those aliens 👽 say our primitive weapons they didn’t even know that we were mocking them and they were shocked how they knew about there matrix. Hahaha 😂

  • @TrikeRoadPoet
    @TrikeRoadPoet 2 месяца назад +8

    Oh no, the fast rocks really screwed up the bullies whole day!!!

  • @piphughes2650
    @piphughes2650 2 месяца назад +15

    A good story, snarky and funny. I enjoyed it, but please proof-read your subtitles because your punctuation is non-existent.

  • @jameshyde022
    @jameshyde022 Месяц назад +11

    Ppay these vids at 1.25 or 1.5x speed. You're welcome.

    • @katelights
      @katelights Месяц назад

      2x for life

    • @davemi00
      @davemi00 16 дней назад

      I start @ ‘Normal’ and warp up incrementally. Works for me. Surprised it took me yrs to learn this. Trump rally speeches were great @ 1.5 ~ 1.75x. Bumps out his tiredness, on his 3rd rally of the day.

  • @user-wi9xp2gd8i
    @user-wi9xp2gd8i 7 дней назад

    I enjoyed it..

  • @SwgwmTJB
    @SwgwmTJB Месяц назад +1

    Very nice...

  • @Tom_Losh
    @Tom_Losh 12 дней назад

    I could almost hear Thompson in Gunnery 3 making airplane noises. 😀

  • @miloblue2052
    @miloblue2052 2 дня назад

    Listened for half an hour to hear that the 'secret' is that the advanced aliens lied about their ability to stop projectiles, and wanted to be shot.

  • @harryebbeson
    @harryebbeson Месяц назад +2

    Enjoy the stories

  • @terrancat
    @terrancat 4 дня назад

    If I wasn't at work I'd be pissed that I wasted 30 minutes listening to this.

  • @iamdragonkrys
    @iamdragonkrys Месяц назад +2

    19:25 casually explained simple physics 😂🤣😂

  • @drygrape3028
    @drygrape3028 2 месяца назад +12

    Wtf they take primitive emphasis to next lvl repetitive

    • @Ranger1PresentsVirtualRealms
      @Ranger1PresentsVirtualRealms Месяц назад +3

      Currently that's the main problem with these AI written stories. They don't understand the concept of being overly repetitive.

    • @shawn092182
      @shawn092182 2 дня назад

      I guess they should've stayed with the primitive human brain instead of going with the more advanced AI.

  • @iainrumsey7672
    @iainrumsey7672 2 месяца назад +3

    What’s the difference between alien and utterly alien I wonder!

  • @NovaRuner
    @NovaRuner 2 месяца назад +8

    Tungsten rounds? The bullets are made out of the same high melting point metal as light bulb fragments?
    Cool! If it works, go for it.

    • @TexasSpectre
      @TexasSpectre 2 месяца назад +8

      Works well enough in reality. Modern armies that don't make their tank main gun armor piercing rounds out of depleted uranium make the giant darts out of tungsten.

    • @epicwinning
      @epicwinning 2 месяца назад +3

      No friction in space to make the bullets heat up!

    • @outinthesticks1035
      @outinthesticks1035 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@epicwinningI thought that the heat was from the combustion temps of the propellant, friction of the projectile with the gun barrel and energy dissipation when hitting a target

    • @amedeo909
      @amedeo909 Месяц назад +3

      Tungsten retains it's material strength up to 80% of the melting point of Tungsten. Because of this property, and its crystal structure it makes it self sharpen when used as a penetrator
      A " shield " wouldn't be able to destroy Tungsten rounds

    • @larsharris
      @larsharris Месяц назад +3

      @@outinthesticks1035 rail guns do not have a propellant. Expanding gasses do not have expansion rate fast enough. So far an electric magnet system is best option. But in future? Rail guns are mostly line of sight weapons. So anything +20 miles *depending similar height above sea level, terrain…* you could not hit. Unless bullet drop accurately figured. In space. Unless it hits something. Gravity should be low enough it should hit at point of aim, with its full velocity , mass if there was any heat from firing. The -400 F of space should cool it.

  • @Jadedog2001
    @Jadedog2001 Месяц назад +1

    The term for air force tungsten rods fired from satellites is Rods from God

  • @iamdragonkrys
    @iamdragonkrys Месяц назад +1

    Thomson is so funny 🤣

  • @Ron-z8u7b
    @Ron-z8u7b 4 дня назад

    I'm confused. Why not use depleted uranium in a steel jacket?

  • @olipritchard8151
    @olipritchard8151 6 дней назад

    I think, maybe, perhaps, it's entirely possible that, the aliens have not wondered why humans cling onto their primitive, outdated kinetic weaponry . . .repeated over and over again

  • @mikedubovs1574
    @mikedubovs1574 Месяц назад

    Particle acceleration colliders or micro waves etc.. or emf etc would mess up shields

  • @RobertCrickmore
    @RobertCrickmore Месяц назад +11

    You people talking about corrections and poor grammar. This is all AI bullshit. Nobody is correcting anything it's just somebody hitting Enter on their computer and posting it. And how many stories about humans being " primitive" do we need? This is like the 20th one or something.

    • @iamdragonkrys
      @iamdragonkrys Месяц назад +1

      How many episodes in One Piece?😅😂

  • @tedenderpal1299
    @tedenderpal1299 Месяц назад +1

    Wha happened to the alliance projectile dissolver?

    • @scarbrow01
      @scarbrow01 Месяц назад

      I was wondering that myself.

  • @Jay-oy7zl
    @Jay-oy7zl 5 дней назад

    Advanced AI programs think they can write a better story than primitive human authors.

  • @Dreddpool82
    @Dreddpool82 Месяц назад +1

    Cpt Blackwood ... what happened to the HMS Paperweight? and the ship defies all laws of physics and reality.

  • @johnpacella9519
    @johnpacella9519 Месяц назад

    The biblical quote is, “Pride goeth before the fall.”

  • @Janlssary
    @Janlssary Месяц назад

    it was better written in stargate... shields stop both energy weapons and kinetic weapons, trick was using a slow kinetic weapon such as bow&arrow

  • @xenithblack
    @xenithblack Месяц назад

    This narrator is really good 👍

  • @renataendr
    @renataendr Месяц назад +2

    Love how the ai voice randomly screams lol

  • @JEHaddo
    @JEHaddo 23 дня назад

    Too many commercials 😢

  • @Wormhole798
    @Wormhole798 Месяц назад

    Earth has the Flux capacitor, and you don't.😂

  • @HummelJaeger
    @HummelJaeger Месяц назад

    At the end they refer to "human nature" in the context of alien behaviour. The "writer" needs to be proofread by an editor.

  • @johnshields9202
    @johnshields9202 Месяц назад +2

    I enjoyed the story, Read all the messages and replies. I like the humor, but some are right about AI readers and the grammar, misspelling and pronunciation. In all i enjoyed the story.

  • @OrnamentalHermit02
    @OrnamentalHermit02 Месяц назад

    Phazers dont hit quite like a 50 cal

  • @americandad4864
    @americandad4864 7 дней назад

    This story sounds as if it was written by a snarky middle schooler

  • @BigBinky_Gaming
    @BigBinky_Gaming Месяц назад

    Nice story but the amount of times I’ve heard “Why nobody wondered why humanity”….

    • @RS43210
      @RS43210 Месяц назад

      AI story writing hasn't really figured out nuance yet.

  • @davidanderson8838
    @davidanderson8838 Месяц назад

    Take a shot for every time the words "energy and primitive" are mentioned.

  • @sdh5961
    @sdh5961 День назад

    Wow! Humans are really sarcastic in the future

  • @glen1555
    @glen1555 Месяц назад +1

    The lines, the slightly presumptuous republic and we're quite reasonable confederation could be out of The Hitchhikers Guide

  • @TomasCorvidea
    @TomasCorvidea 20 дней назад

    Too many ads!

  • @markojotic
    @markojotic 13 дней назад

    AI mistakes

  • @davidcripe835
    @davidcripe835 Месяц назад +1

    Could have been a good story, if not for far too many commercials

  • @TheHellbillyx
    @TheHellbillyx Месяц назад

    seen this story before only small changes

  • @ferulebezel
    @ferulebezel 24 дня назад +1

    Odd, you're revisiting themes from another author who repeats phrases and observations with only slight variations in his stories, Harry Turtledove. You also need to cut way down on the similes and metaphors. Reusing the disco ball one was completely cringe worthy.

  • @IvanIlic-e2r
    @IvanIlic-e2r 2 месяца назад +4

    ,, Would you like a demonstration? -No! --- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @S31Syntax
    @S31Syntax Месяц назад +1

    17 minutes before the author stopped repeating the hook and actually shooting.

  • @davidkitcher2413
    @davidkitcher2413 21 день назад

    Come into my parlor 😂😂

  • @markojotic
    @markojotic 13 дней назад

    At least eliminate the repetitions.

  • @ryukamiken
    @ryukamiken 24 дня назад +1

    *sigh* IF there's a humie involved in writing this, maybe try proof reading it before you let the bots post it. It's way too repetitive. The concept is kinda cool but the delivery is just too repetitive. Seriously, it's too repetitive. They keep saying the same thing over and over again. It's so repetitive.
    Is my point getting across? Or is it too repetitive?

  • @TheGreatSeraphim
    @TheGreatSeraphim Месяц назад

    The ai really repeated itself a lot, it was barely tolerable to listen to.

  • @jamesludwin6752
    @jamesludwin6752 Месяц назад +1

    Does the artificial stupid robo narrator have rights to all the star trek federation animated images?

  • @mikejones6898
    @mikejones6898 20 дней назад

    like🤗

  • @Wormhole798
    @Wormhole798 Месяц назад

    What's wrong with Santa Claus?😢

  • @vince38curious2
    @vince38curious2 Месяц назад

    Simple Statement OF FACT,,
    DON'T FUCK WITH HUMANS
    We Are Far Far Meaner that We Look 🙃😎💪
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🐸⚠️

    • @aikrichter5403
      @aikrichter5403 Месяц назад

      i got to ask,does really nobody care that this Mofos open one new chanel after the other,over and over again and spams out the same stories in endless variations? Humans are the best ,all aliens are beneath us... i have blocked about 20 of those chanels,and every week a new one comes up. doesn't sell anything,doesn't promote anythign (that could pass the addblockeer),just endless repeatign stories about Humans Fuck Yeah. like someone is riding out some psychosis or so. goes on for over 2 years now.is this some pseduoreligious sect or whats going on?

  • @douglasscharbrough3603
    @douglasscharbrough3603 Месяц назад +3

    Kiss principal

  • @miguelreed2499
    @miguelreed2499 Месяц назад

    Copy right 😂

  • @R0geR0sv0ld
    @R0geR0sv0ld 17 дней назад

    Too much repetition of the same phrase. Too much smugness on the Humans part. What DukeofParadox said.

  • @alexrook5604
    @alexrook5604 23 часа назад

    This is so freaking repetitive I had to listen to it at double speed.

  • @sharonbraselton4302
    @sharonbraselton4302 Месяц назад +2

    yes thdre atr

  • @thewaywardrogue6430
    @thewaywardrogue6430 2 месяца назад +1

    Way too damned repetitive.

  • @ourtruththetruth
    @ourtruththetruth 2 месяца назад +4

    Outated you mean outdated

  • @g.j.haycock1064
    @g.j.haycock1064 Месяц назад

    I dozed off for a few minutes and I came back and heard the same thing repeated over and over. And then I fell asleep again and woke up and once again I heard the same thing being repeated “this alien race will soon find out why the humans kept their kinetic weapons“ were you purposefully trying to extend the time length of the story? Or are you just that terrible at writing dialogue?

  • @cliffstewart3361
    @cliffstewart3361 23 дня назад

    Very poor writing. Now I know why it’s on RUclips and not in a book store

  • @Trafficaloco
    @Trafficaloco 5 дней назад

    Hilarious!

  • @richardleese4226
    @richardleese4226 Месяц назад

    The short story wasn't bad. A lot of repetition of the same point that didn't really advance the story or fill-out the narrative. The terrible AI "art" was frankly distracting though.

  • @noahnaugler7611
    @noahnaugler7611 Месяц назад

    this feels like either an amateur author, in which case good on you keep going, or a language model, in which case please do not.

  • @TerryAshley-s4o
    @TerryAshley-s4o Месяц назад

    This sounds like a book report written by a kid! Trying desperately to hit the minimal word count!
    I guess the author never heard the phrase s*** or get off the pot

  • @drstrangelove09
    @drstrangelove09 22 дня назад

    always a woman in command or as the main character

  • @rip.tear.
    @rip.tear. Месяц назад

    Boring and repetitive

  • @erikvanshier4138
    @erikvanshier4138 Месяц назад

    Bad

  • @glen1555
    @glen1555 Месяц назад

    😅ñ

  • @xadam2dudex
    @xadam2dudex Месяц назад +2

    Missiles would be useless against energy weapons

  • @ynkybomber
    @ynkybomber Месяц назад

    Honestly kinetic weapons in space is really dumb. You would never hit anything.