John "No Scorin" Redcorn

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  • @AlexFromPhoenix
    @AlexFromPhoenix 3 года назад +5131

    A grown man saying “I thought we said no bouncies.” Is too much lmaooo

  • @ryanhunt4868
    @ryanhunt4868 3 года назад +6896

    That beam to the back of the head at the end was soo justified

    • @aydanparadis254
      @aydanparadis254 3 года назад +595

      It's so great because he didn't even know he was getting revenge

    • @captainngoose
      @captainngoose 3 года назад +647

      @@aydanparadis254 There's a theory going around that Dale knew about John Redcorn, but instead of bringing it up he got petty revenge throughout a long period of time.

    • @aydanparadis254
      @aydanparadis254 3 года назад +208

      @@captainngoose a man of sheer frickin will

    • @AtreVire
      @AtreVire 3 года назад +261

      @@captainngoose i thought the theory was that having a family and belonging to a community was more important to him in the long run than outing him and Nancy, thus forfeiting his life as it currently existed since nearly everyone he knew also knew of the infidelity

    • @TheRealMirCat
      @TheRealMirCat 3 года назад +147

      @@AtreVire And he really loved HIS son and didn't want to lose him.

  • @thatoneguy6165
    @thatoneguy6165 2 года назад +2650

    That enthusiastic smile on his face when he actually kicks the ball is so innocent.

    • @MainMackDaddy
      @MainMackDaddy 2 года назад +90

      that's what makes the next part so fun y lmao

    • @alexanderromeo5367
      @alexanderromeo5367 Год назад +46

      Thank you for not using 'wholesome'

    • @travisscott3050
      @travisscott3050 Год назад +83

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@alexanderromeo5367 The enthusiastic smile on his face when he actually kicks the ball is so wholesome its so so wholesome its wholesome 100

    • @alexanderromeo5367
      @alexanderromeo5367 Год назад +41

      @@travisscott3050 don't forget to put emojis on it and call me a Karen

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Год назад +1

      Yea

  • @nickmiller8855
    @nickmiller8855 Год назад +908

    A group of adult men getting together to play kickball and complaining about bouncies is the most realistic thing I’ve ever seen in a tv show.

    • @callmecalamity
      @callmecalamity Год назад +28

      Hey if no bouncies was said then no bouncies

    • @yorchXP
      @yorchXP Год назад +10

      I used to live in a barely transited street and my parents played kickball with our neighbors all the time

    • @notavailable4596
      @notavailable4596 Год назад +1

      They've had adult kickball leagues for like twenty years now.

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@callmecalamityAnd I keep telling you, the street has cracks. ITS GONNA BOUNCE!

  • @ffflover333lover9
    @ffflover333lover9 3 года назад +5126

    Dale cracking john at the end is indirectly well deserved.

    • @JohnSmithKillFeds
      @JohnSmithKillFeds 3 года назад +280

      My favorite part is that dale's doesn't know, so that's just dale being dale

    • @nitrous36
      @nitrous36 3 года назад +52

      @@JohnSmithKillFeds Or is it? Hahaha

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 3 года назад +54

      Gave him a real pounding. Definitely going to need some headache assistance after that.

    • @mr.doctorcaptain1124
      @mr.doctorcaptain1124 2 года назад +83

      @@JohnSmithKillFeds he knows. I heard an explanation once that I love. Dale knows the best way he can get revenge is by being the best father possible to that boy, and recorn can't do anything but watch another man raise his child.
      And so that's what Dale does. But he still hates Redcorn.

    • @JohnSmithKillFeds
      @JohnSmithKillFeds 2 года назад +73

      @@mr.doctorcaptain1124 I saw a a video saying Dale was more powerful then Goku, but unless I hear Mike Judge say Dale knew about Redcorn and Nancy it's all just fan theories.

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 3 года назад +2334

    Somehow, to me, the funniest part of this is Hank's enthusiastic "You bet, son!" when Bobby yells at them to keep it down so he can study. 😂

    • @DarkhalfBreed
      @DarkhalfBreed 3 года назад +211

      He enjoys Bobby applying himself

    • @clearshade3560
      @clearshade3560 3 года назад +108

      Cause he probably wants less idiots around him as possible

    • @bigbilly9657
      @bigbilly9657 3 года назад +115

      Hanks a good dad.

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera 3 года назад +4

      @@clearshade3560 he's keeping the dipshits outside at bay lol

    • @ElronHumpperdink
      @ElronHumpperdink 3 года назад +36

      He’s Hyped-Hank... I like that side of the character also. Always funny.

  • @ericrodriguez41
    @ericrodriguez41 3 года назад +2382

    I like how in an earlier episode when hank confronted redcorn about massaging Peggy for her migraines they emphasized Redcorn’s fit physique but DAMN HES UNATHLETIC AND UNCOORDINATED AS FUCK lol

    • @BoopBoop508
      @BoopBoop508 3 года назад +352

      @Hunter I mean the rock was a colleg football player and a WWE player I think he knows how to use his body

    • @ddennis2430
      @ddennis2430 3 года назад +225

      Redcorn was also a softball star. I love king of the hill but they had some inconsistencies

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 3 года назад +121

      @@BoopBoop508 WWE in no way makes you a fighter.

    • @yuungmung
      @yuungmung 3 года назад +54

      @@johnnymcblaze dude really compared hours of hell to reading a script and hitting a bit

    • @shalizzle793
      @shalizzle793 3 года назад +92

      @Hunter
      That’s not a fair comparison because the Rock is a legitimately good athlete, Anderson Silva’s just really good at fighting...

  • @NicDoesDumbThings
    @NicDoesDumbThings 3 года назад +1213

    I love how if you've ever seen this show you literally can't even feel bad at all for John Redcorn in this scene

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 Год назад

      I mean, the White man stole his land and he stole the White man's wife. It sounds like a fair exchange

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 Год назад +20

      I can, john is a nice man

    • @Korvisio
      @Korvisio Год назад +108

      @@peabrain6872 nice does not equal respectful

    • @justinzwahr6726
      @justinzwahr6726 Год назад

      ​@@peabrain6872 guy is literally having an affair with a man's wife and having him raise his son as his own without him even knowing. John redcorn may be a chill guy but he's still a giant asshole behind the scenes.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Год назад +8

      Pfft, that was a blatant cheap shot! He was already out by touching a kicked live ball!

  • @MannyKunV
    @MannyKunV 6 лет назад +357

    interesting observation
    John red corn is good with women but bad with sports
    Joseph is good at sports but bad with girls

    • @samrobacker346
      @samrobacker346 6 лет назад +25

      MannyKunV to be fair I think their ages play greatly into this: John Redcorn is 30s and had been around the block where as Joseph is 13, and clearly has much to learn.

    • @MannyKunV
      @MannyKunV 6 лет назад +5

      hmm true on the woman meeting aspect. but the physical aspect i thinks still holds bc john red corn is clearly in top physic shape. but is just a clumsy goof at sports

    • @samrobacker346
      @samrobacker346 6 лет назад +11

      MannyKunV true, but also at 13 Joseph's muscle is more used as opposed to Redcorn who, while he seems to work out, isn't applied as say, Joseph in football practice.

    • @Knez5T0V0
      @Knez5T0V0 6 лет назад

      Just like me lol

    • @Byzantine_Orthodox_Christian
      @Byzantine_Orthodox_Christian 5 лет назад +5

      nah john is really good at sports this was just comic relief

  • @bhellsite2854
    @bhellsite2854 7 лет назад +1147

    I guess Joseph got his athletic ability from Nancy

  • @sycoticpsycho
    @sycoticpsycho 3 года назад +674

    You can't tell me Dale didn't know, that was a perfect revenge shot.

    • @lg6884
      @lg6884 3 года назад +87

      He tried to kill Hank over his basket weaving skills, he’d have done a lot worse if he knew. This was likely just meant to be something for the fans that felt like Dale deserved some vengeance.

    • @jenisia3600
      @jenisia3600 3 года назад +15

      @@lg6884 exactly this.

    • @kilgoretrout321
      @kilgoretrout321 2 года назад +1

      No, Dale is just being a dick here as usual. That's what's funny: you can feel bad for both Dale and John Redcorn in this scene

    • @rgmartin2536
      @rgmartin2536 2 года назад +27

      @@lg6884 Dale can be cold and methodical when he wants to be. My bet is that he is playing a long con- he has known this entire time but he is acting this way for two reasons:
      1. The tension and fear of being caught can be repeatedly used against John for decades on end.
      2. He can keep John's son away from him and cause him the worst pain possible of never being a father for the child he loves.

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 года назад

      he think redcorn is gay

  • @westdakota9180
    @westdakota9180 3 года назад +358

    Imagine if you have never seen the show and only watched this scene

    • @xmusjaxonflaxon-waxon9175
      @xmusjaxonflaxon-waxon9175 3 года назад +8

      Lmao I didint even think of that

    • @bigwoke241
      @bigwoke241 3 года назад +11

      If John redcorn was a main character show would be even better

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 3 года назад +7

      @@xmusjaxonflaxon-waxon9175 And every comment is saying how satisfying it is to see him fall and get beaned

    • @xmusjaxonflaxon-waxon9175
      @xmusjaxonflaxon-waxon9175 3 года назад +32

      @@BigT.Larrity I mean he is scumbag but with no context you’d be thinking this is the most racist show ever😭😂on my reservation there’s a lotta ppl exactly like John redcorn but then there’s a lot of ppl like Nancy too lmao😂 it goes hand and hand

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 3 года назад +18

      Lmao I just realized how bad this scene looks out of context

  • @chaelsonnen4617
    @chaelsonnen4617 7 лет назад +887

    Dale: I took your land and your son

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 6 лет назад +92

      yeah, well Redcorn took his wife . . . multiple times

    • @ae4164
      @ae4164 6 лет назад +50

      And having to spend the time and money to raise another man's son isn't exactly a "win".

    • @xDEUCEx35
      @xDEUCEx35 6 лет назад +71

      Erik but your son calling another man DAD is

    • @ae4164
      @ae4164 6 лет назад +23

      xDEUCEx35
      To be fair, calling him "dad" is about all he does. He takes after his true father, rebels against Dale, and gets regular visits from his biological father while Dale is too dumb to realize it's not him. In some ways he takes after Dale but honestly being cuckolded is never a victory.

    • @wuzi7049
      @wuzi7049 6 лет назад +15

      Erik well dale cucked him back and his son still loves dale way more

  • @aydanparadis254
    @aydanparadis254 3 года назад +108

    Bro he said no bouncies.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 6 лет назад +554

    Anyone else feel a tad good when Dale nails John Redcorn with the ball while he’s on he ground? 00:20

  • @takvacs
    @takvacs 3 года назад +932

    I'm sorry Dale. He's even got a trophy for scoring on your home ground.

  • @BobyChanMan
    @BobyChanMan 6 лет назад +96

    he was so excited to get that kick

  • @burcolclone8322
    @burcolclone8322 6 лет назад +256

    "No scoring? I scored with your wife"

    • @ThefamousMrcroissant
      @ThefamousMrcroissant 6 лет назад +40

      That's kind of the joke

    • @dannyfonseca07
      @dannyfonseca07 6 лет назад +21

      Robert Nextman dale knows he hence why his a dick to him

    • @donovanf4546
      @donovanf4546 5 лет назад +2

      @Michael it's pretty interesting but people made theories that Dale somehow knew and didn't want to expose it because of what divorce did to bill

    • @phantomgaming4046
      @phantomgaming4046 5 лет назад

      Donovan F Yeah, but like you said, it’s a theory. At the moment I’m commenting this, it’s not been confirmed (or it may have and I just haven’t heard anything.)

    • @steampunkmonkeyproductions5792
      @steampunkmonkeyproductions5792 4 года назад +1

      @Nolan Beatrolyn why are you being a racist douche you sad or something

  • @rodbelding9523
    @rodbelding9523 3 года назад +398

    I love how Redcorn is ripped but cant even play kickball

    • @joeyjo-joshabadu9636
      @joeyjo-joshabadu9636 3 года назад +62

      It's coz his pants are too tight.

    • @jamieultra2901
      @jamieultra2901 3 года назад +59

      Well I mean... he thought they said no bouncies... so?

    • @Forgemno
      @Forgemno 2 года назад +5

      @@joeyjo-joshabadu9636 yet the gay kicker on the raiders...

    • @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
      @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth 2 года назад +43

      Hes athletic just really uncoordinated. Probably lifts weights but doesn't do any physical sporting activities

    • @nathanms6890
      @nathanms6890 2 года назад +26

      i like how everyone assumes having big muscles means you can play sports

  • @JB-zc8sn
    @JB-zc8sn Год назад +12

    I love how they're all playing in the alley like 10 year olds while Bobby is studying

  • @joselopez2117
    @joselopez2117 6 лет назад +64

    Just reading the comment to see how many people try to connect this to dale knowing about him and nancy

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 6 лет назад +5

      I don't know if I believe that theory, but damn if there isn't actually some convincing evidence for it.

    • @ChrisCarpenter-d5e
      @ChrisCarpenter-d5e 6 лет назад +2

      There's an episode where Dale practically walks in on them. John Redcorn says "he's making this too easy" 😁

  • @aukima771
    @aukima771 2 года назад +26

    oh god, the face of pure joy when he hit the ball. only to step on the ball and fall after that 😂

  • @NFGNUKE_
    @NFGNUKE_ 3 года назад +68

    Imagine kicking a ball just to trip over it 😂😂😂😂

  • @Gameang123acdc
    @Gameang123acdc 4 года назад +413

    But I mean... The guy scored alright, just ask Nancy.

    • @Rougerogue1
      @Rougerogue1 3 года назад +19

      That ain't much of a score not gonna lien to you lmao

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages 3 года назад +2

      Now We're laughing!

    • @kirihara147
      @kirihara147 3 года назад +5

      @@Rougerogue1 what you talking about boy? She's literally miss Arlen, prettiest girl in town.

    • @Rougerogue1
      @Rougerogue1 3 года назад +6

      @@kirihara147 sure but she cheated on her husband, sex isn't just about physical attraction, the emotional and romantic side of things matters as well, she is in general a bad person to know and have in your life.
      Also I'm not really into people extremely older than me and blondes aren't really my thing.

    • @wool578
      @wool578 3 года назад +15

      @@kirihara147 man is literally dying inside because he can't be with his son, doesn't sound like much of a score to me lol

  • @redteller
    @redteller 3 года назад +134

    "John No Scorin Redcorin"

  • @firebirdude2
    @firebirdude2 Год назад +122

    Dale is, EASILY, the star of the whole series. 😆

  • @PaleBunnyInfidel
    @PaleBunnyInfidel 12 лет назад +82

    HAHAHAHAA he stepped on the ball

    • @diktatoralexander88
      @diktatoralexander88 8 лет назад +2

      Your profile picture.... I think it's freaky and I like it a lot

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 7 лет назад

      his profile picture is Yolandi Visser

  • @snazzyshark20
    @snazzyshark20 3 года назад +257

    Ik he deserves it but I felt kinda bad for John redcorn because he looked so happy to kick the ball only to trip

  • @ABCRapster
    @ABCRapster 3 года назад +305

    Are we not going to talk about how Dale just whacks Redcorn in the head? **so i can stop getting notifications from idiots, “tHAts wHaT eVErYOnES tALkINg AbOuT!”
    People do not know what a joke is and it goes over their heads.

    • @Turo602
      @Turo602 3 года назад +52

      He deserves it.

    • @uncleruckus714
      @uncleruckus714 3 года назад +36

      Deep down, Dale knew about the affair between Redcorn & Nancy, that's just a little payback after all these years.

    • @bigiron9334
      @bigiron9334 3 года назад +4

      Good

    • @Firebreather719
      @Firebreather719 3 года назад +5

      @@uncleruckus714 where is it described that he knew about the affair? I always thought the joke is that hes a huge conspiracy nut but is oblivious to something that should be so obvious.

    • @EnjoySackLunch
      @EnjoySackLunch 3 года назад +11

      @@Firebreather719 it’s never actually mentioned but there’s enough clues I think that either way it’s believable. I like to think he’s not grotesquely stupid and he knew all along but was so deathly afraid of losing her and Joseph he self deluded himself in the face of all the evidence to remain ignorant

  • @joshuahignight3076
    @joshuahignight3076 3 года назад +245

    After watching this, I do believe Hank would have a chance against John Redcorn

    • @bigplanner
      @bigplanner 3 года назад +44

      Yeah I’ve seen muscular, athletic looking guys get destroyed by dad bods and stick figures.

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 3 года назад +95

      One of the production notes for the show said Hank could basically beat anyone in the show if he was pissed off enough

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 2 года назад +31

      @@tiablue9106 Hank is still pretty fit for a guy his age. And he was quite the athlete.

    • @tomjordan6092
      @tomjordan6092 2 года назад

      Hank could batter everyone. Have you noticed every time he says " I'm going to kick your ass" people just back down and realises that he is hard as fuck. The only time I can actually remember him properly going off on someone he got them raped by a dolphin, because the guy was touching Luanne on the golf course. Hank is proper man

    • @uninspiredrambler
      @uninspiredrambler 2 года назад +26

      Hank is the Pinaccle of Propane Power

  • @LyricalMedicine
    @LyricalMedicine 3 года назад +47

    John "No Scorin" Redcorn makes the Billdozer look like he's in his prime again

    • @lg6884
      @lg6884 3 года назад +9

      Neither one of them stand a chance against the unbeatable squirrel tactics though.

    • @LyricalMedicine
      @LyricalMedicine 3 года назад +4

      @@lg6884 including Nancy

    • @ifeyanishaminya
      @ifeyanishaminya 3 года назад +2

      @@lg6884 Sh-sh-shaa!

    • @purestformofpeace
      @purestformofpeace 2 года назад +1

      😂😂 Good one

  • @blizzagasaga8676
    @blizzagasaga8676 3 года назад +97

    Man, John really does look more pathetic the more screen time he gets.

    • @bigplanner
      @bigplanner 3 года назад +3

      @CryptoJogger 😂😂

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 2 года назад +4

      Sort of like Joseph.

    • @KingSlimeProductions
      @KingSlimeProductions Год назад +4

      @@rosesweetcharlottelol everytime joseph acts creepy to girls i die a little inside remembering how awkward i used to be at that age

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 Год назад +7

    this moment is so weird because the entire series played Redcorn up like he was Hercules, only chiseling away at his regret of his life choices, but tword the series end it's like they wanted to make up for how much of a giga chad they built him up as and just let loose dunking on him XD

    • @Helladamnleet
      @Helladamnleet Год назад

      They more so played on him being one line of shit after the other and taking advantage of his heritage to score.
      Notice how you NEVER see any of his family? None ever. I don't think they're even ever mentioned.

  • @irvingzero2452
    @irvingzero2452 3 года назад +5

    I like how redcorn keeps it kid friendly

  • @sorarouge6351
    @sorarouge6351 2 года назад +2

    Mr. Gribble: "ITS OVER, Redcorn!!!" "I have, the HIGH SCORE."

  • @LordJudgement1818
    @LordJudgement1818 12 лет назад +194

    how is Redcorn so uncoordinated

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 7 лет назад +109

      Unco-orndinated

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 6 лет назад +19

      Jordan Loux This is really underrated.

    • @walkingcorpse1224
      @walkingcorpse1224 6 лет назад +48

      I'm big, buff, a well rounded grappler, and yet I suck at any sport that has to do with a ball lol.

    • @joselopez2117
      @joselopez2117 6 лет назад +4

      Walking Corpse same. Although since ive taken up boxing my hand eye has gotten much better. What state you wrestle in?

    • @likeriver
      @likeriver 6 лет назад +33

      Redcorn is all glamour muscles to seduce women. No real functional strength.

  • @Javynoza
    @Javynoza 2 года назад +3

    John redcorn looks so athletic and well built and he kicks like that?? That native ain’t right.

  • @limjahey42
    @limjahey42 Год назад +3

    Dales face as Redcorn is about to trip😂😂😂

  • @TikiFoamy38
    @TikiFoamy38 6 лет назад +30

    0:13 Never seen him smile like that before.

  • @bgt2848
    @bgt2848 6 лет назад +31

    This makes you think low key dale knows but ain’t about to loose his hot@$$ wife, House next to his friends, supported lifestyle and son he raised in a divorce.

  • @DeepWeeb
    @DeepWeeb 2 месяца назад

    I like how this is one of the few scenes that actually cements John Redcorn as a loser behind his facade without having to resort to show him emotionally vulnerable

  • @pv25
    @pv25 3 года назад +7

    There is no greater sin than breaking the vow of no bouncies.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 2 года назад +3

    Should call him “no scorn redcorn” after his affair

  • @aaronrowell6943
    @aaronrowell6943 Год назад +7

    It's great to not only have Dale give John crap considering the deep lore but since Dale's been the one who's usually the not athletic one it's funny that he finally gets one up on someone in a sport

    • @pinkdarkboy7127
      @pinkdarkboy7127 Год назад +1

      Is it even deep lore that Dale's wife is cheating on him with John? I haven't watched KoTH in at least 10 years and I remember that being a pretty big, obvious plot point in a lot of episodes. And I watched most of KoTH when I was 13 or so, so I wasn't exactly a master of interpretive storytelling or subtlety.

  • @mangocoffee510
    @mangocoffee510 5 лет назад +2

    "I thought we said no bouncies."

  • @DoeCoatl
    @DoeCoatl Год назад +5

    That hit to the head at the end makes this a certified classic

  • @boyinblue.
    @boyinblue. 3 года назад +7

    0:16 don’t mind me just saving this frame

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 года назад +29

    You can tell that John was gonna give Dales wife the meanest massage ever!

    • @kenm2709
      @kenm2709 3 года назад +5

      This episode came long after that stopped

    • @tuckercline5477
      @tuckercline5477 3 года назад

      @@kenm2709 Wait they stopped having an affair?

    • @kenm2709
      @kenm2709 3 года назад +3

      @@tuckercline5477 Yes in season 4 episode 21 it stops for good.

    • @GOTTA_RUN
      @GOTTA_RUN 2 года назад +1

      @@kenm2709 To give it to john he was the one to cut it off too. I never understood all the hate he got even though he stopped

    • @KingSlimeProductions
      @KingSlimeProductions Год назад +2

      @@GOTTA_RUNhe does it with MULTIPLE people’s wives. no one likes a home wrecker, even if the wives are at fault too.

  • @TheDUDERulez1
    @TheDUDERulez1 6 лет назад +9

    Dale totally knows!

  • @terpsidance.
    @terpsidance. 3 года назад +34

    It feels like Redcorn was written by someone who used to cheat all the time but then got cheated on.

  • @katiebayliss9887
    @katiebayliss9887 7 лет назад +54

    omg I relate to this so much. I sucked at kickball.

    • @BDChupacabra
      @BDChupacabra 6 лет назад +2

      Katie Bayliss how does one suck at kick ball? Coordination issues?

    • @Big_Steve11
      @Big_Steve11 5 лет назад

      @@BDChupacabra yeah I don't get it, you just kick it lol

  • @dmino5244
    @dmino5244 2 года назад +7

    “No scornin Redcorn” is such a satisfying rhythm

  • @jamesotis4310
    @jamesotis4310 Год назад +1

    I love how this is a cartoon and people talk like these are real individuals😂

  • @dianafahrenheit8511
    @dianafahrenheit8511 3 года назад +6

    they did say no bouncies

  • @browneyesblackdragon7999
    @browneyesblackdragon7999 6 лет назад +2

    I ALSO FELL LIKE THAT ON A BALL DURING SUMMER CAMP PLAYING KICK BALL. I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY. FML. I FEEL YOUR PAIN REDCORN

  • @TheOrigamiGuru
    @TheOrigamiGuru 3 года назад +23

    10 years later eh? Ok RUclips...

  • @shrimpscampin
    @shrimpscampin Год назад +2

    i love how Dale says "Redcorin" to make the rhyme work. Arlen's very own Slim Shady 😂

  • @ddennis2430
    @ddennis2430 3 года назад +36

    John Redcorn was a great softball player and athlete in the beginning of the series. And here he's really uncoordinated. Never made sense to me

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 3 года назад +13

      Hand eye coordination and foot eye coordination are two totally different sets of skills.

    • @ddennis2430
      @ddennis2430 3 года назад +16

      @@johnnymcblaze King of the Hill had some inconsistencies in the series. I think this is just one of them

    • @xmusjaxonflaxon-waxon9175
      @xmusjaxonflaxon-waxon9175 3 года назад +22

      @@johnnymcblaze yo yeah lmao I used to be a pretty decent lacrosse player which is basically all hang eye coordination but I looked like John red corn tryna kick a soccer ball or timing to kick a soccer ball

    • @carlossosa1359
      @carlossosa1359 3 года назад +1

      A tv show its not real

    • @ddennis2430
      @ddennis2430 3 года назад +9

      @@carlossosa1359 wow I didn't know that

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 2 года назад +4

    "No scorin"
    John Redcorn's been keepin score, and he (quietly) begs to differ.

  • @mcporkrhymez4433
    @mcporkrhymez4433 Год назад +1

    "I Thought We Said No Bounces." John Sounded So Funny When He Said That Line X).

  • @lordkira9791
    @lordkira9791 6 лет назад +24

    how can a dude that looks like John red corn who is perfect essentially in everyday suck so badly at sports lol

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 6 лет назад +12

      LordKira Because he's all glamor muscles. No real functionality.

  • @buttersstotch601
    @buttersstotch601 3 года назад +4

    Dale got revenge and didn’t even know it

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 лет назад +29

    Does scoring with Nancy count?

  • @robert.89
    @robert.89 2 года назад +7

    Can catch an arrow mid flight but can't avoid tripping over a dodge ball after being weakly kicked 10 ft.... Makes sense, Dale for the win!

  • @CrimsonNick171
    @CrimsonNick171 3 года назад +3

    It's like middle school all over again.

  • @jamescard299
    @jamescard299 Год назад +1

    John Redcorn is just a skinny nerd who managed to get into good shape and switch his glasses to contacts.

  • @birdisinfire
    @birdisinfire 3 года назад +3

    dale knew the whole time bro

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr 2 года назад +1

    Dale's shot to the dome was brilliant

  • @TheChrisHype
    @TheChrisHype Год назад +11

    To the uninitiated, everything about this clip feels like a parallel universe.
    Why are they playing kickball?
    Why is John Redcorn so bad at it?
    Why is Dale giving Redcorn the business?
    Why is Bobby studying while Connie isn’t?
    It’s madness.

  • @Clepto_and_Co
    @Clepto_and_Co Год назад +1

    Just a friendly reminder that this is that same guy that caught an arrow

  • @OtterloopB
    @OtterloopB 3 года назад +8

    Hello fellow RUclips Recommendationists. We've gathered again 👋

  • @TheHellreaper25
    @TheHellreaper25 5 месяцев назад

    The way he says ow before he even hits the ground is so damn funny for some reason

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 3 года назад +3

    Dale for sure knows Redcorn slept with his wife and is Joseph’s biological father but to keep his family together and sanity he just blissfully denies it and everyone accepts it because they too don’t want to see their family crumble but it’s moments like these the truth is slightly revealed

    • @GuerreroDelInfo
      @GuerreroDelInfo 3 года назад

      he took cucking to a whole 'nother level

  • @StereoMonolith1
    @StereoMonolith1 7 лет назад +3

    That was too funny, fucking Dale..

  • @floydwabag
    @floydwabag Год назад +1

    Good seeing Dale get back at John, although he didn’t know

  • @giornobpr6546
    @giornobpr6546 3 года назад +3

    Dale threw the ball on John No Scorin Redcorness and he was face down on the ground like so hilarious

  • @kenshin4113
    @kenshin4113 5 лет назад +1

    You can't tell me Dale doesn't know. He was just waiting for moments like this.

  • @TheLonestar072
    @TheLonestar072 6 лет назад +19

    John Deadcorn

  • @eLite-Tiss91
    @eLite-Tiss91 6 месяцев назад

    Redcorn on ground: They took my family land
    Dale with ball: Cry me a river

  • @peepeeextendus1572
    @peepeeextendus1572 6 лет назад +5

    I thought we said no bouncies

  • @AmarAndroidHelp
    @AmarAndroidHelp 2 года назад +1

    0:21 I think it's funny when Dale threw the ball at John Redcorn's head, he doesn't flinch. The pathetic moaning sound was funny too. 😂

  • @ArnoldSchwarz_enigger
    @ArnoldSchwarz_enigger 3 года назад +12

    he actually outran his own kick, was he taking kickball lessons from bobby?

  • @R.Merkhet
    @R.Merkhet Год назад

    What an amazing head of hair!

  • @martinez221704
    @martinez221704 6 лет назад +6

    He's scoring alright... With nancy haha

  • @thelastsidewalk
    @thelastsidewalk Год назад

    The "I thought we said no bouncies" line is cute..!

  • @believeintheshield1896
    @believeintheshield1896 3 года назад +3

    "You're out" lol

  • @HolsovanUltimate
    @HolsovanUltimate Год назад

    So satisfying to watch.

  • @garylevine3521
    @garylevine3521 3 года назад +13

    Does this mean, if his athletic prowess is genetic, Joseph got it from Nancy?

    • @RyukyuStyle
      @RyukyuStyle 3 года назад +7

      athleticism is learned through practice. physique is genetic.

    • @a-buttonace
      @a-buttonace Год назад

      Ain't no way in hell. Stop reaching for the stars.

  • @TrueDarkSparda
    @TrueDarkSparda Год назад

    "That's for whatever it is that everyone thinks I should he mad at you for!"

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute 6 лет назад +8

    0:11 Jesus the awkward camera changes

  • @Karleetoh
    @Karleetoh Год назад +1

    this is what i would imagine hwo Dale would act if he found out about John and Nancy

  • @Southwestjuggalo79
    @Southwestjuggalo79 6 лет назад +10

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross 2 года назад +2

    No Scor'n Redcor'n!

  • @mattphillips3537
    @mattphillips3537 2 года назад +7

    This episode above all others gave me the strongest "Dale knows everything" vibes. Maybe it was the episode where the writers decided that was the case.

    • @puglife7387
      @puglife7387 2 года назад +6

      Yes! Lol I rewatched the show twice last month and KNEW he knew! Maybe not at first but he caught on. He’s goofy and paranoid but not a complete idiot. Some of his theories can be argued to be true today 🤣 but really, if he confronts Nancy then he might lose his home and lifestyle he has. He wouldn’t live close to his childhood friends. The episode he exterminated mega-lo-mart and met chuck mangioni proved his thinking! He laughed along with the guys and let them think he was a fool and he happily did that because chuck asked him to keep a secret. I think he plays along with it to torture red corn

    • @KingSlimeProductions
      @KingSlimeProductions Год назад

      @@puglife7387maybe, but then again dale was pretty convinced that Joseph’s bio father was an alien. could still be a long con but i think it’s funnier to imagine that dale is just naive and doesn’t realize it

  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA Год назад

    Dale earned that crack on John's head a million times over

  • @NexusCotton
    @NexusCotton 12 лет назад +16

    YOU'RE OUT

  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 Год назад +1

    And Dale finally gets his revenge on John Redcorn.

  • @louis8487
    @louis8487 3 года назад +3

    This is one of the rare times I can’t remember what episode a scene from KOTH is

  • @zer0sinder
    @zer0sinder Год назад +1

    Finally the tables have turned!

  • @theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256
    @theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256 6 лет назад +4

    He's scoring something.