Hey guys did you know that in terms human style, sylveon is the most stylish pokemon? While their design is girly, its color scheme makes up for it, as its colors don't clash with other colors, making them undeniably drippy. But that's not all, they have a respectable special attack stat of 110 which means that they are able to execute bright and flashy moves fairly well. Because of this, you can use it as a partner pokemon to elevate your fashion sense. It can learn moves like dazzling gleam and moon blast, ensuring that you are the center of attention
Hey everyone, did you know that in terms of competitive gameplay, Flareon is the most useless eeveelution for the job? While it does have an impressive attack stat of 130, which might be tempting for some people to use it for the big dance, what they don’t know is that the rest of its stats are a literal dumpster fire. I mean, do you think you're going to get far with a defense stat of 60? The answer is nope. Its speed and HP stat of 65 won't help matters either. Besides, what does this thing have going for it? Last Resort and Lava Plume, and that's pretty much it. Not to mention that Flareon couldn't even learn Flare Blitz until Generation VI, which sounds nice until you remember the move has recoil damage. With its abysmal HP, atrocious special attack, woeful speed, and horrible defense, Flareon will inevitably be the first Pokémon on your team to faint, which will happen a lot unless you keep healing it or swap it out for something useful. However, there is actually a way for you to make your Flareon really useful, and I know the process for it, too. First, you need to kill your Flareon with any method you see fit. It doesn't matter if it's quick or slow. The only thing that matters is that it's dead. After that, you need to skin its corpse for its fur in order to create something like a fur scarf, a pillowcase, or a towel, depending on your personal preference. But if that doesn't work, then you can go obtain multiple Flareons and keep repeating the process to obtain more fur to create larger objects like fur coats, blankets, bedsheets, rugs, etc. Also, since its fur can reach high temperatures, you'll never experience hypothermia again.
aren't they like one of the most energetic/ neurotic breeds out there? I've heard some shit about it being used as a literal war dog in days of yore, and it has been selected as such
@@possibly_ben Makes sense, doge is invading the internet. Also y'all are gonna need a doge of your own to beat these sad news with fluff: The doggo of the original doge meme is sick. She has cancer, but lived a long 17 years, so I guess she had a good life and is being taken proper care of. It's still definitely sad.
@@matheussanthiago9685 not at all. The calmest dog i ever seen, I give her a treat and she licks it before biting gently, I still can't believe it (she's 10 months, maybe that changes). Never caused any mess aside from pooping on the floor as a puppy (got her at 2 months).
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of fucking Mewtwo up in Gen I Jolteon is objectively the best poke'mon? Its high speed means it will go first and pin needle is one of the few bug type moves of that game. My Jolteon once took a friend's Mewtwo out solo. Two criticals in a row and the friend didn't take it seriously, intending to buff Mewtwo with stat boosters the first turn to take out my team.
I feel like a sad one would be Jolteon being the most helpful, it can easily charge things which leads to it just being used as a charger and nothing else.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Among pokemon that can hug you back(e.g. Gardevoir, Machamp, etc.) or pokemon that can improve your mood(e.g. Sylveon) they picked Flareon, cause Flareon is warm.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of public safety, Jolteon is the most dangerous? While it may look harmless, its high speed and powerful electric attacks make it a formidable foe. Along with the fact that it becomes angary when fully charged it has a creditable sp attack stat of 110. Along with its hidden ability quick feet you can't run and you can't hide. Especially vaporeon and any trainer with one.
0:07 yes you are correct because according to the 1999 flareon card, “ When storing thermal energy in its body it’s temperature can soar up to over 1600 degrees” notice how I said “storing” so technically if flareon just didnt store heat then it could not be very hot than is says it could be
I dont know how and i dont know why, but somehow i am 1% responsible for this manifesting in the worldwide web by choosing flareon over eevee naming it after a brazilian samurai but it wouldnt work so jet the flareon just as simple worked out in the end
i’m just picturing having one as a pet. It’s the middle of winter. It’s like 20° outside and your Flareon hops in the bed with you basically acting as an adorable cuddly personal heater.
The wholesome sequel we sorely needed
‘Sorely’
The therapeutic warmth of a Flareon can help relieve soreness.
In the good time-line, they only have this version
not the soreness you get from interacting with its variation surely.
Dude I hate that people want to fuck pokemon ngl
"You seem to be shaken by those Vaporeon memes. Can I offer you a Therapy Flareon in this trying time?"
Hey guys did you know that in terms human style, sylveon is the most stylish pokemon? While their design is girly, its color scheme makes up for it, as its colors don't clash with other colors, making them undeniably drippy. But that's not all, they have a respectable special attack stat of 110 which means that they are able to execute bright and flashy moves fairly well. Because of this, you can use it as a partner pokemon to elevate your fashion sense. It can learn moves like dazzling gleam and moon blast, ensuring that you are the center of attention
I did not know that
It's also wearing the trans pride flag so extra points
@@sheridan5175
It's pastel.
You can just say "it".
@@sheridan5175minus 100 points
Virgin Vaporeon copypasta VS Chad Flareon copypasta
I don't think that word means what you think it means
@@raymond6845 which word?
VS Gigachad Umbreon copypasta
Reminds me of the Flareon I had in the original Red.
People said he was the worst of the first 3 eeveelutions, but he served me well enough.
Hey everyone, did you know that in terms of competitive gameplay, Flareon is the most useless eeveelution for the job? While it does have an impressive attack stat of 130, which might be tempting for some people to use it for the big dance, what they don’t know is that the rest of its stats are a literal dumpster fire. I mean, do you think you're going to get far with a defense stat of 60? The answer is nope. Its speed and HP stat of 65 won't help matters either. Besides, what does this thing have going for it? Last Resort and Lava Plume, and that's pretty much it. Not to mention that Flareon couldn't even learn Flare Blitz until Generation VI, which sounds nice until you remember the move has recoil damage. With its abysmal HP, atrocious special attack, woeful speed, and horrible defense, Flareon will inevitably be the first Pokémon on your team to faint, which will happen a lot unless you keep healing it or swap it out for something useful. However, there is actually a way for you to make your Flareon really useful, and I know the process for it, too. First, you need to kill your Flareon with any method you see fit. It doesn't matter if it's quick or slow. The only thing that matters is that it's dead. After that, you need to skin its corpse for its fur in order to create something like a fur scarf, a pillowcase, or a towel, depending on your personal preference. But if that doesn't work, then you can go obtain multiple Flareons and keep repeating the process to obtain more fur to create larger objects like fur coats, blankets, bedsheets, rugs, etc. Also, since its fur can reach high temperatures, you'll never experience hypothermia again.
Thanks, I now want a flareon
get a cat
@@sheridan5175 or a fox
voltreon 100% could be perfect for so many industrial uses such as welding
even induction cooking probably meaning you can put a pan on top of it and not get hurt when touching it while it cooks you food
@@RalseiGaming it could get burns from it
@@RalseiGaming better ask for help flareon instead
Voltron is a giant robot type of Pokémon
this dude really said "voltreon"
Wholesome, but it's sad cause I'll never have a flareon to hug, and vent to
I got myself an Akita Inu, and this is exactly the experience. If you're depressed, get yourself a fluffy doggo.
aren't they like one of the most energetic/ neurotic breeds out there?
I've heard some shit about it being used as a literal war dog in days of yore, and it has been selected as such
@@matheussanthiago9685 sounds more like the shiba inu to me, but then again i don't know too much about the history of the two breeds
@@possibly_ben Makes sense, doge is invading the internet. Also y'all are gonna need a doge of your own to beat these sad news with fluff:
The doggo of the original doge meme is sick. She has cancer, but lived a long 17 years, so I guess she had a good life and is being taken proper care of. It's still definitely sad.
@@paulinxm8201 damn, we're losing another iconic shiba now?
@@matheussanthiago9685 not at all. The calmest dog i ever seen, I give her a treat and she licks it before biting gently, I still can't believe it (she's 10 months, maybe that changes). Never caused any mess aside from pooping on the floor as a puppy (got her at 2 months).
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of fucking Mewtwo up in Gen I Jolteon is objectively the best poke'mon? Its high speed means it will go first and pin needle is one of the few bug type moves of that game. My Jolteon once took a friend's Mewtwo out solo. Two criticals in a row and the friend didn't take it seriously, intending to buff Mewtwo with stat boosters the first turn to take out my team.
Flareon may be the most huggable, but I'd still get a Cubone. Cubones are the ones who need a hug the most.
Hear me out:
Cubone hugging Flareon
@@custardly2310 that would be an adorable sight
Reddit copypastas vs 4Chan copypastas
Vaporeon: breedable
Flareon: huggable
Alright who's next
Pikachu would be interesting 🤔
@@_ImpalaMan i meant in the eeveelutions
Jolteon: schizophrenic
I feel like a sad one would be Jolteon being the most helpful, it can easily charge things which leads to it just being used as a charger and nothing else.
Kickable
The SFW/Wholesome version of the Vaperon copypasta.
Objection, Garbodor is clearly more huggable as most people who play Pokemon tend to live around such habitats suitable for such a pokemon to thrive.
I never expected you could make a wholesome version of the vaporeon copypasta
Wow! What a wholesome post. I wonder what wholesome things people have to say about the other eeveelutions
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
How sweet
Brb getting myself a flareon
Among pokemon that can hug you back(e.g. Gardevoir, Machamp, etc.) or pokemon that can improve your mood(e.g. Sylveon) they picked Flareon, cause Flareon is warm.
I caught a pokemon, Batman
What pokemon did you catch joker??
@@gamerboyplayz4282 I-i-i caught a lopunny Batman, i caught a lopunny
@@ghostshrimp5006 oh no joker... Don't tell me...
@@gamerboyplayz4282 You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
@@ghostshrimp5006
I COULDN'T GET A WOMAN, BATS, HARLEY LEFT ME, BUT NOW I'VE GOT A NEW HARLEY
The most acceptable eeveelutions copypasta:
Flareon is basically an emotional support animal
Ok where can I buy this?
Thats to best about Flareon, it's the emotional support pokemon, that I wouldn't mind keeping around
Flareon is the ray of sunshine among the darkness of vaporeon.
No. The internet is the only darkness.
Vaporeon is my light, my ocean.
My favourite, but I still love the other Eeveelutions regardless...
self heating pocket... pillow
*Now i want pokemon to be real so i can have one of these bois*
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of public safety, Jolteon is the most dangerous? While it may look harmless, its high speed and powerful electric attacks make it a formidable foe. Along with the fact that it becomes angary when fully charged it has a creditable sp attack stat of 110. Along with its hidden ability quick feet you can't run and you can't hide. Especially vaporeon and any trainer with one.
Flareon truly is top tier
I wonder what VaneBad has to say about Vaporeon
The next stage in golden retriever.
Play that one silent hill theme over this and it's golden
Jolteon - CBT
Awwww I want a Flareon.
blessed vaporeon
Bros voice can put people to sleep 💀
Now do Jolteon.
0:07 yes you are correct because according to the 1999 flareon card, “ When storing thermal energy in its body it’s temperature can soar up to over 1600 degrees” notice how I said “storing” so technically if flareon just didnt store heat then it could not be very hot than is says it could be
I NEED A FLAERON.
Finally, something wholesome
I HAVE 2 SIDES.
The good ending to the worst copypasta
They are so floofy.
Colosseum Menu music 🔥
T H E G O O D E N D I N G
Good ending
Where does Jolteon come into all this?
give him your phone
Hey guys did you know? Uhhh i dunno
Flareon is so precious
My favorite pokemon
idc id still blend it for hot sauce
I dont know how and i dont know why, but somehow i am 1% responsible for this manifesting in the worldwide web by choosing flareon over eevee naming it after a brazilian samurai but it wouldnt work so jet the flareon just as simple worked out in the end
Do not look for me in the future i am a man on a mission
I need to find the Tv show clip of this thumbnail. If someone can link it to me that would be great.
Ok that’s cool but I am still going to get a Vaporeon.
Zoophile
Flareon is the best Pokémon to make fur coats out of.
NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
@@EEE-1409Yes!
@@araucanoraptorargentinus3973 It's too excessive tho!!
@@EEE-1409 It deserves it.
@@araucanoraptorargentinus3973 No? Flareon is cute too-
It's best used as a fleshlight
breed all of them
Zoophilia is not a joke
Its also the most fuggable pokemon :^)
Stupid zoophile
Smash.
This is either increadibly wholesome or increadibly cursed depending on your prior knowledge.
Or both
We found the good ending boys
The good version
Flareon: hug
Vaporeon: fug
Umbreon: thug
Umbreon once again proving to be the best of the eeveelutions
The good ending
The good ending
Flareon, I'm very happy for you, Imma let you finish, but MACHOP is the most huggable Pokémon of ALL TIME!
Great arguments though!
Real Chads hug bewear
Vaporeon on the other hand…
The good ending
god i hate vaporeon
i’m just picturing having one as a pet. It’s the middle of winter. It’s like 20° outside and your Flareon hops in the bed with you basically acting as an adorable cuddly personal heater.
Jokes aside, I really want to hug one-
OH WAIT I AM ONE AND SO IS MY SISTER
I'd say this is ten thousand times better than the original, but multiplying a positive number with a negative number makes a negative number.
cute fluffy doggo
I'm glad to have named myself after objectively the most huggable Pokemon.
"too hot for most"
Bro who is hugging 2000 deg. Flareon
Tis true, Flareon is the floofiest. :D
Lunar, im not going to argue with you. Flareon is a cool pokemon
Oh thank heavens i needed some cleanser
Wrong, machamp.
The Good Ending
The good ending
Flareon is one of the floofers of all time. He is such a fcuking bean.
This is the Antithesis of Vaporeon's 4chan post
I remember reading about psychiatric service dogs and I'm pretty sure that in Pokemon world, Flareons would be a great pokemon for that
The only fully evolved fire type that can't learn SOLARBEAM.
Even Torkoal learns this move.
bingus