How to Make Everyone Hate You in Software Engineering

This is the only tutorial you will ever need to make every software engineer hate you from the bottom of their heart.
I will take you by the hand and show you the underworld, the dark side of git commits and pushing with no limits.
But not only that, I will give you tips on how to make the social interactions worse than solving linker issues on a late Friday evening.
Now enjoy the show.
Song Credits:
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All songs Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Composer/Producer: Johnathon M. Horner (Beat Mekanik) Song Title: Heavyweights (freemusicarchive.org)
"Canon In D For 8 Bit Synths" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Thinking Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

[@whoman0385]

dont forget to not use any formatting and use 1 line for the 17 chained functions

[@ward7576]

I still believe that leaving random sleeps might be a career saver at some point when you take them out eventually lol

[@Tariq10x]

this is some 4d chess 💀💀

[@aslkdjfzxcv9779]

starting monday, i'm implementing all of this.

[@Tariq10x]

Hell yeah, wish you a good start 🛫

[@GerinoMorn]

Seven. This is the number of times within a single project I had to fix circular dependencies put there by others.
Kids, set up CI/CD before you let junior devs run wild.

[@DotNetDemon83]

Manage software engineers when you yourself know nothing about software engineering

[@Tariq10x]

Bro, today at work I had a rant exactly about this topic

[@perfectionbox]

"I messed up the code."
"Okay but did you get everyone to be sobbing uncontrollably?"
"Uh no."
"Hmpf, amateur."

[@weho_brian]

instead of not answering emails, i answer them 6 months from when they were first received. The ultimate chad move. I also consistently over promise and under deliver

[@Tariq10x]

@@weho_brian over promise and under deliver is a certified hood classic 💯

[@Hellbending]

Consistency is always appreciated by corporate over-... I mean management

[@adamschneider868]

that brick wall is insane

[@Tariq10x]

The brick wall is peak agile

[@adamschneider868]

@@Tariq10x I mistook that wall for a mirror for a second.

[@Tariq10x]

Bruh 💀💀💀

[@iCrimzon]

Commenting waiting for Prime to react to this

[@Mempler]

Rewrite this video in rust

[@Bryan-z5s4t]

Do you offer any mentoring services?

[@zxuiji]

You forgot badger everyone about clean code, screw whether it actually works or not :D

[@tundera1297]

Damn java always catching strays.

[@Tariq10x]

Java getting that second hand smoke 💨

[@madmad555]

genius video

[@Tariq10x]

Thx for the support bro ✌️

[@senzmaki]

the goooaaat

[@Tariq10x]

Road to 🐐!

[@liliya_aseeva]

Half I do myself, Half I'm subjected to. Balanced as all things should be :D

[@someonesalt5084]

do you have a discord or social media I can add? your videos are funny asf

[@Tariq10x]

For now I got only a twitter/x account✌️

[@someonesalt5084]

@@Tariq10x Gotchu

[@someonesalt5084]

I just followed

[@shishapan6003]

genius thumbnail for real perfectly executed good job

[@josephcraig8807]

Thank you for sharing these best practices for the work place. I’ll try and do them so I can be best

[@Dekutard]

thank you mr zoidberg

[@youngsinatra2916]

This video is absolute gold LMAO

[@jimbo0o]