Yep, my friends and I use to do that as kids whenever someone phoned us. And whenever we saw Mormons approaching the house, we would put Twisted Sisters "Burn in Hell" on as we answered the door. Funny as sh$t when the look on their face turns to horror 😂
@@shereebuckley7208 lol. I have a false water cobra (not a true cobra, doesn't have the capacity to even make me call in sick to work never mind medically significant venom) that I wrap around my shoulders when I have to answer the door to religious ppl. She hoods up at anything she's remotely curious about too. So between my sleeve tattoo, perfectly normal ear piercing, slightly low cut shirt, Medusa the falsie hooded up on my shoulders, and my heterochromia I really freak them out...although it might be the slightly unhinged grin (I do like screwing with people). No music required. It's funny how many religions preach love/respect everyone but the moment you no longer look like the person they sit next to in church suddenly you're a demon....it's not like I've got unemployable levels of piercings (just in each ear) or tattoos (just my sleeve though im looking for one of my chameleon i just cant find someone able where i live). Nor am I'm showing off my boobies to the world. Hell, I don't even bother with makeup unless I'm dressing up special. No weird body mods (I mean ppl can do as they please but I personally draw the line at anything inserted into me that isn't for entirely different purposes then aesthetics 😉) and yet the religion pushers run screaming.
my first answering machine message in the 90's. "you have reached the assassins guild. you pick em and we stick em. leave the info at the beep. payment can be left at the regular location"
I saw a post one time where someone said "When I was in second grade I knew this kid who was deathly allergic to peanuts. One day he said 'Fuck it, I wanna know what it tastes like' and he pulled out his eppy pen, popped a Reese's cup in his mouth, stabbed himself with the pen and told the teachers to call the hospital"
My best friend's sister did some shit like that but with some plums she was curious so got one and sat right outside the hospital when her family got insurance and took a bite then walked in lol
@@artsysabs yeah my bff' sister was 13 not in second grade at the time. So the start of prime bad decision age lol (I'll be honest the whole family has a bad "I just wanted to see what would happen" habit that gets them in a lot of trouble lol)
Nah, hes the one whos has like 100 protection levels but if the protection breaks, bro is thinner then paper with his health points, if bro says anything bad like the n word, then hes gone, mully even said this on the the boys rank themselfs video on the who would get canceled.
My dad kept getting repeat credit card scammer calls and was getting really fed up with it One morning he’s pissed about getting yet another call. He’s essentially scolding the people in the other end. I pull a pot and a spoon out of the cabinet and look at him, pot and spoon in hand, and give him a “shall we” shrug. He smiled, put his phone down on the table, I put the pot over the phone and hit a solo. They never called back after that
Hey narrator, for the phone scammers, my dad love to say "hi, welcome to suicide hotline. Please give us a moment while we get our worst counselor for your worst moment!"
Dude, one time when I was maybe 7 and living with my parents, we were having breakfast for dinner. I can remember, clear as day, getting the Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, pouring it on my pancakes, and seeing probably over 30 ants in the syrup. I didn't eat that night. (6:56)
narrator i love watching all your and the boys videos as they always make me laugh out loud and dont tell the others this but your my fav and i just love the way you make me laugh and brighten my day
After watching multiple videos and seeing letterkenny. I like narrator even more now. I used to live where letterkenny was filmed. Love the content Narrator I now have a new fav content creator. Getting up the great work!!! Hope to one day meet you.
For the "how long would it take him to realize" question about the blind kid with the grenade. The answer is, it would take him the rest of his life to realize.....................
8:40 I had the same exact thing happen to me my ex dumped me because I was “needy” I still miss her and all I was trying to do was ensure her safety, but she decided to dump me and I’m a nice dude. Wtf every nice dude can’t get a fucking girlfriend and it’s fucked up
There's a thing called "possessiveness" where the bf will be so clingy, he prevents her from being around other people without him involved. Not assuming that's the case, so I hope she was just overreacting and ur not using the victim blame card
18:36 One of these days, I'd love nothing more for someone to pull a joke like this but instead of the "Usual" they just go "Hey mom" and the lights flicker or something. Shit standing in the corner, a doll being knocked off, just a little something different.
10k more and you've got 1m subs!! It's ironic since you were at 948k at around 20:19 of this video, and now at 2:12pm you've already gone up another 12k; putting you at 950k.
I been homeless before due to family issues and shi only thing homelessness made finding a job harder cause i lost alot of important documents to get an ID my birth certificate ect without those cant apply some homeless dont have an id required for getting a job tbh
Hey narrator this is a comment on the one joke that talked about phone scammers. Once I got a scam call at school and I answered the phone in an Indian voice. The lady on the phone asked if I was some woman. I then told the lady, “I have 14 hostages.” She then asked again is this (the woman). I then proceeded to cover my mouth and murmur. Then I asked the woman on the phone, “was that her?”
There were a few dark ones there...mostly just narrator being ever so slightly dark. But most were barely grey. Although... I was baking while listening to narrator so at 18:34 all I could think of is "estimated baking time is" for the cooked grenade joke. My terrible humor got away from me a bit. Eh, I've said worse out loud so....
When my friends use the Pete’s pizzeria line when picking up a phone turned out it was someone calling about a job application. He turned in. Needless to say he did not get the job.
Every time I get a scam call I answer it with Jimmy’s pizzas and abortions where yesterdays loss is todays sauce how can I help you! There is always a few moments of stunned silence and then an immediate hang up 😂
On behalf of women who need to learn to drive, all I needed was my calm, patient dad who helped me learn to parallel park and I have been a natural at it since I got my permit. He did encourage one bad habit though (not on purpose): texting and driving. I don't do it often, but sometimes I'm in slow traffic or I just feel confident in the moment. Don't do it, kids. Not until you're a sober adult in rush hour traffic.
I literally just got home from work and I stopped by Spencer's and bought some murch. I got a bandana, a pair of socks and a beanie. I love them, even though they were expensive to me, ya know. I just wish they would sell T-Shirts in size 5XL. It's hard to love certain things and be too big for the clothing, ya know. I'm 6'5" and wear a 5X.
I use the Pizzaria and abortion clinic one as well but I add on to it by saying "we're running a special today because we had some mother's abort twins so it's buy one get one free" they usually hang up by that point
✨ Dark humour exists ✨ A lil itch: "This isn't funny" Every sane mfr on the planet: "Jokes are contextual 😁 If you want to police language etc, go to Korea or Russia and see how you become irrelevant 😁"
Me; "You're right, this isn't funny... Its straight up hillarious!" For some reason, although I'm agreeing that it ain't funny, they tend to get mad when I say this. I guess there is just no pleasing some people...
1:39 It's all right, riggly, field sucks. Because it's the cubs. Anyways, I mean, cubs are the got nothing on Cincinnati. Reds all the wayy boi all the way. All the way, boi.
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The "wrong ex" made me oof so dang hard OMG imagine how that conversation had to have gone down off camera
I blurted out Holy F*cking Sh*t!
I definitely did NOT see that coming!
@@RepugnantoneNo one saw it coming!!
Yeah, I went from going "This isn't dark, this is just sad :(" to laughing my ass off in a matter of seconds!
Watching the Mental Gymnastics in Narrators face was priceless
i was fkin shocked,smacked my chair in shock AHAHAH
My best response to a scammer when answering the call was "City morgue you kill em we chill em" they hung up 😂
Hehe good one. Omg 😱😂. That's hilarious. I'm too nervous to even talk with any of those types of people
Yep, my friends and I use to do that as kids whenever someone phoned us. And whenever we saw Mormons approaching the house, we would put Twisted Sisters "Burn in Hell" on as we answered the door. Funny as sh$t when the look on their face turns to horror 😂
@@shereebuckley7208 lol. I have a false water cobra (not a true cobra, doesn't have the capacity to even make me call in sick to work never mind medically significant venom) that I wrap around my shoulders when I have to answer the door to religious ppl. She hoods up at anything she's remotely curious about too. So between my sleeve tattoo, perfectly normal ear piercing, slightly low cut shirt, Medusa the falsie hooded up on my shoulders, and my heterochromia I really freak them out...although it might be the slightly unhinged grin (I do like screwing with people). No music required.
It's funny how many religions preach love/respect everyone but the moment you no longer look like the person they sit next to in church suddenly you're a demon....it's not like I've got unemployable levels of piercings (just in each ear) or tattoos (just my sleeve though im looking for one of my chameleon i just cant find someone able where i live). Nor am I'm showing off my boobies to the world. Hell, I don't even bother with makeup unless I'm dressing up special. No weird body mods (I mean ppl can do as they please but I personally draw the line at anything inserted into me that isn't for entirely different purposes then aesthetics 😉) and yet the religion pushers run screaming.
mine is " city morgue, you stab em, we slab em". I've also used "Houston Crematorium, you kill em, we grill em".
@@blackstaroftheforest hehe gold 😊 lol 😆
my first answering machine message in the 90's. "you have reached the assassins guild. you pick em and we stick em. leave the info at the beep. payment can be left at the regular location"
Hehe 😂 nice
Genuinely laughed at that I might steal that later
"Why don't nice guys ever get the girl" NARRATOR, BRO, HOMIE, MY DUDE, YOU ARE ENGAGED :')
Yeah I was like “bro you got the girl” 😭 I love Lindsey
Hehe lmao 🤣 nice
I saw a post one time where someone said "When I was in second grade I knew this kid who was deathly allergic to peanuts. One day he said 'Fuck it, I wanna know what it tastes like' and he pulled out his eppy pen, popped a Reese's cup in his mouth, stabbed himself with the pen and told the teachers to call the hospital"
My best friend's sister did some shit like that but with some plums she was curious so got one and sat right outside the hospital when her family got insurance and took a bite then walked in lol
Omg lol 😆 noooo
I had something like that happen last year I stopped them though because I wanted the Reese's cup
This doesn’t sound like 2nd grader behavior at all
@@artsysabs yeah my bff' sister was 13 not in second grade at the time. So the start of prime bad decision age lol (I'll be honest the whole family has a bad "I just wanted to see what would happen" habit that gets them in a lot of trouble lol)
“What do I do at 1 am, I make fun of people less fortunate 😅” - Narrator 2024
Hehe lol 😆 that's pretty funny
I did the “To be Fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” and held it until he cut it off! 😂 ah Harmony!
I love letterkenney
Fucking same
Hehe 😅
Narrator you can't be cancelled because you're too awesome and wholesome!!
Agreed ❤
Nah, hes the one whos has like 100 protection levels but if the protection breaks, bro is thinner then paper with his health points, if bro says anything bad like the n word, then hes gone, mully even said this on the the boys rank themselfs video on the who would get canceled.
@@kenswapo how could he ever end up in a situation where he says the n-word ?
@@minigkofficial he said "can't be cancelled" and I'm just saying if narrator says something insanely offensive then yk
@@kenswapo Ya but honestly he's more likely to say something extremely offensive by accident 😮
My dad kept getting repeat credit card scammer calls and was getting really fed up with it
One morning he’s pissed about getting yet another call. He’s essentially scolding the people in the other end. I pull a pot and a spoon out of the cabinet and look at him, pot and spoon in hand, and give him a “shall we” shrug.
He smiled, put his phone down on the table, I put the pot over the phone and hit a solo.
They never called back after that
Hehe serves them right 👍🏻
Hey narrator, for the phone scammers, my dad love to say "hi, welcome to suicide hotline. Please give us a moment while we get our worst counselor for your worst moment!"
Lol 🤣 noooo
If Internet City was there it would be even more dark and offensive 😂😂
Aaron and Mikey are the kind of people where befriending them would mean you have a f*cked up sense of humor. I’d be all for that.😂
@@lunartears6761 right!!! I'm not usually good atl making jokes either so that one slapped hard for me lol. But they seem great tho in all seriousness
"Isn't this essentially what every woman needs?" That was something I wasn't expecting to hear.
I saw your comment right as that was said
17:40 love how narrator likes disturbed. My favourite has to be vengeful one or immortalised
The OG songs, not this Cyril nonsense 😅
I like The Light or Ten Thousand Fists as my favourite. but a lot of them are really good.
The “Wrong ex!” Made me gasp and cover my mouth in shock 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Big brain, extra smooth, on a slope, like a waterslide for ideas.😂 That's why words come shooting out faster than you can stop them.😅
Dude, one time when I was maybe 7 and living with my parents, we were having breakfast for dinner. I can remember, clear as day, getting the Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, pouring it on my pancakes, and seeing probably over 30 ants in the syrup. I didn't eat that night. (6:56)
5:40 I was waiting for Lindsay to come in to smack you 🤣
I'm currently going through a really rough break up, I was just crying right before I found this. It helped a lot, thank you
Wow, I just noticed, Narrator is almost at 1 million subs, c’mon, let’s get him there, he deserves it
Yesssss. He needs it. ❤
narrator i love watching all your and the boys videos as they always make me laugh out loud and dont tell the others this but your my fav and i just love the way you make me laugh and brighten my day
14:44 Her forehead and hair must be good friends cause they go way back
3:12 here's another "you have reached the local abortion clinc where your failure is our success"
my guy you deserve 1mil more then anyone! really hope you fly past it!
I woke up to this and I'm having an amazing day and can't stop rewatching this
"Wrong Ex" That cracked me up so much. lol
Best videos to watch while at a restaurant and to cheer me up
Viking heritage right there, drinking giving you powers
I love all the letterkenny content in the mix, I am so happy u know abt it!!
9:42 it be like that fr just gotta move on and hit em with an "it is what it is"
Naw that thumbnail is diabolical, pure gold and down right hilarious
U know its a good day when Narrator posts❤😊
I love narrators pfp bro.
I read that as pp🖐🏻😭
@@fireruby1882 lol 😆 noooo. Hehe
After watching multiple videos and seeing letterkenny. I like narrator even more now. I used to live where letterkenny was filmed. Love the content Narrator I now have a new fav content creator. Getting up the great work!!! Hope to one day meet you.
DJ with the Monty Python 😏 Stop it sir, you stop it now...
OMG the British car crash ad too? Narrator, make sure you shackle this man to you 😌
Hehe DJ is so freaking funny 🤣
Nicest Way To Say “Im Glad You Got Several Hernias”
Well, not in Australia. Maybe in America they allow that if you're quiet. America has guns, idk
For every like I’ll eat 1 potato chip 👍
Update: I have heartburn, I might be dying
My man your f
I’ll take a potato chip and eat it ✨
71 nice
I'm eating potatis chips right now😂
You a bigback
that pizza sauce joke reminds me of the : you rapem we scrape em, no fetus can defetus: joke lol
Anything that dark gets a dirty giggle for sure 😌
Omg 😱 that's dark
For the "how long would it take him to realize" question about the blind kid with the grenade. The answer is, it would take him the rest of his life to realize.....................
idc how dark narrators jokes get he is the most wholesome member of the boys
8:40 I had the same exact thing happen to me my ex dumped me because I was “needy” I still miss her and all I was trying to do was ensure her safety, but she decided to dump me and I’m a nice dude. Wtf every nice dude can’t get a fucking girlfriend and it’s fucked up
Ah that's unfortunate 😕 I'm sorry
There's a thing called "possessiveness" where the bf will be so clingy, he prevents her from being around other people without him involved. Not assuming that's the case, so I hope she was just overreacting and ur not using the victim blame card
@@Cadence__1700 I never did that and I would never do that
I love you narrator big fan! Keep being you so you can cure my depression…
The only reason why I love dark humor is that I can decide what people are psychotic and what people are not
18:36
One of these days, I'd love nothing more for someone to pull a joke like this but instead of the "Usual" they just go "Hey mom" and the lights flicker or something. Shit standing in the corner, a doll being knocked off, just a little something different.
You’re one of the good ones Narrator. Always will be.
YES, NARRATOR DROPPED ANOTHER DARK JOKES VID, YYEEEEEEAAAAH
Never clicked a Narrator upload so fast before
Fun fact, doctors do not approve of chiropractors. However, physiotherapy is approved but is more work 13:37
10k more and you've got 1m subs!! It's ironic since you were at 948k at around 20:19 of this video, and now at 2:12pm you've already gone up another 12k; putting you at 950k.
Ya that's amazing 🤩
NARRATOR, the line yesterday's loss is today's sauce, YOU said in a vr video 4 years ago
18:32
“How long do you think it would take him to realize?”
The rest of his life, I’d say.
Love dark humor 😂😂😂 it's okay to laugh at hard subject sometimes.
I been homeless before due to family issues and shi only thing homelessness made finding a job harder cause i lost alot of important documents to get an ID my birth certificate ect without those cant apply some homeless dont have an id required for getting a job tbh
Love you Narrator!!!
Hey narrator this is a comment on the one joke that talked about phone scammers.
Once I got a scam call at school and I answered the phone in an Indian voice. The lady on the phone asked if I was some woman. I then told the lady, “I have 14 hostages.” She then asked again is this (the woman). I then proceeded to cover my mouth and murmur. Then I asked the woman on the phone, “was that her?”
Noooo that's brutal 😅
When scammers call me I answer by saying “Roadkill Café you kill it we grill it. How may I help you?”
I’m loving the letterkenny clips! More plz!
A letter to mister editor, i love these letterkenny clips, dont ever stop you beautiful bastard
y’all narrator is the funniest RUclipsr out there😭🙏🏼
Another great Narrator video
The joke of the we had to amputate your leg is so dark the cops might shoot at it😂😂😂😂
you're freaking hilarious! keep up the great job. :)
Hair looks great Narrator!
15:22 she got that EVA HALO 3 dome. Can't let our boi feel bad for his jokes
There were a few dark ones there...mostly just narrator being ever so slightly dark. But most were barely grey.
Although... I was baking while listening to narrator so at 18:34 all I could think of is "estimated baking time is" for the cooked grenade joke. My terrible humor got away from me a bit. Eh, I've said worse out loud so....
Hehe . Love 😘 this
Dark humor is the best bro
When my friends use the Pete’s pizzeria line when picking up a phone turned out it was someone calling about a job application. He turned in. Needless to say he did not get the job.
Nice, a new narrator episode!
Every time I get a scam call I answer it with Jimmy’s pizzas and abortions where yesterdays loss is todays sauce how can I help you! There is always a few moments of stunned silence and then an immediate hang up 😂
Omg that's absolutely brutal 😲 wtf 😮
@@YW2324 sometimes I’ll anwser it as Lucy’s roadkill diner you kill it we grill it this is Lucy how can I help you in the deepest voice I can
@@sqwidlord8344 hehe omg 😳 classic
Dear editor, to be fair, Letterkenny is peak comedy, no need to apologize, we love you...
Yessss ❤. I've not even seen it
keep up the good work, making us laugh Narrator
It was today I came back to the boys and still im impressed 💯
On behalf of women who need to learn to drive, all I needed was my calm, patient dad who helped me learn to parallel park and I have been a natural at it since I got my permit. He did encourage one bad habit though (not on purpose): texting and driving. I don't do it often, but sometimes I'm in slow traffic or I just feel confident in the moment. Don't do it, kids. Not until you're a sober adult in rush hour traffic.
I literally just got home from work and I stopped by Spencer's and bought some murch. I got a bandana, a pair of socks and a beanie. I love them, even though they were expensive to me, ya know. I just wish they would sell T-Shirts in size 5XL. It's hard to love certain things and be too big for the clothing, ya know. I'm 6'5" and wear a 5X.
Nice 🙂
I feel your pain bro.
I'm only 6 foot straight, but most shirts below 3XL are just too damn short for me.
Narrator: That’s a soccer field.
Cubs: Really?
7:20 I loved Aunt Jemima mix for pancakes.
16:13 I always say “press X to doubt”
😂 never been so thankful for Narrator's gerd
20:00 so that's why Markiplier is always in the hospital
Another thing you could do with that black Puck is when they dip you in the water you start thrashing around like you've been possessed😂😂😂
Oh no not narrator having a stronk the entire video🤣🤣
Narrator, dont forget to add alka seltzer in your mouth for baptism too! 😂
The grenade and the "wrong ex" got me DYING
I use the Pizzaria and abortion clinic one as well but I add on to it by saying "we're running a special today because we had some mother's abort twins so it's buy one get one free" they usually hang up by that point
hello narrator I love ur content and I'm hoping you get a million soon
NARRADOR. IS. BACK. BOYS. LEZZZ GOOO
we got to get this man channel to a million
Four episodes of letterkenny was enough for me😂😂😂
Why can't nice guys like us can't get the girl? Because we're to nice for them.
9:28 IF SHE DONT TAKE HIM BACK ILL TAKE HIM!
Bros finally abt to hit a millie ❤
My drinking skill was yelling at the aliens 😅 no I don't drink anymore 😂
Having seen the wrong ex skit before I was dying waiting those 20 seconds for Narrator to get to the punchline
Love the videos and love the new tattoo it looks awesome
Narrator you’re the best!
✨ Dark humour exists ✨
A lil itch: "This isn't funny"
Every sane mfr on the planet: "Jokes are contextual 😁 If you want to police language etc, go to Korea or Russia and see how you become irrelevant 😁"
Me; "You're right, this isn't funny... Its straight up hillarious!"
For some reason, although I'm agreeing that it ain't funny, they tend to get mad when I say this.
I guess there is just no pleasing some people...
There shall be no dead baby joke unheard of here 😏😂
Narrator the type of guy to play basketball and hit a homerun worth 7 points 3 shots under par.
You should start doing VR content again with the boys my brother used to love you guys but I still do I just want to say keep it up narrator
Keep those LetterKenny references coming ❤
1:39 It's all right, riggly, field sucks. Because it's the cubs. Anyways, I mean, cubs are the got nothing on Cincinnati. Reds all the wayy boi all the way. All the way, boi.
i have my own bald joke "she lookin like mrs clean"
btw i love your videos