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  • @TheSpiralSpiderWeb
    @TheSpiralSpiderWeb 29 дней назад +188

    I think I recall Narrator telling that "I identify as a threat story" before, and it's still just as funny XD

    • @CurleyFry13
      @CurleyFry13 29 дней назад

      0😅😅😊😊p

    • @transmascdruid77
      @transmascdruid77 29 дней назад +10

      I'm going to borrow it for if someone asks me if I'm a boy or a girl. 😊

    • @CailanValkyren
      @CailanValkyren 29 дней назад +5

      It was in a video with Eddie and Juicy. I don't remember what it was but they were spinning a wheel and one of the options was Narrator taking off his shirt, he had several shirts on, one said "I identify as a threat." He explained it in that video I believe

    • @Laura-mi3nv
      @Laura-mi3nv 29 дней назад

      @@transmascdruid77 - LOL, SAME!!!!!

    • @ItisJasmine27
      @ItisJasmine27 27 дней назад +1

      @@CailanValkyren oh yea, the breaking records vid!

  • @davidroberts2180
    @davidroberts2180 29 дней назад +27

    "I identify as a threat," is by far one of the best lines I've heard Narrator say. XD

  • @NeuroSpicy_Priestess
    @NeuroSpicy_Priestess 29 дней назад +40

    That oil video one was actually hilarious. If someone would've responded like that to me if I asked that, they'd have mad respect from me. That was witty. That was quick, and he wasn't a dick about it. Perfect delivery. Chef's Kiss to that.

  • @StickySauce101
    @StickySauce101 29 дней назад +87

    magneto doesn't even need metal, he can fly "naturally" due to being an omega-level mutant (rages in comic book nerd).

    • @ArcherSimpson-lb6zm
      @ArcherSimpson-lb6zm 29 дней назад +19

      to explain further he cant naturally fly but also his mutant ability isn't actually to control metal like everyone thinks, its to manipulate magnetic fields. hence he controls the magnetic felid of the earth and gives himself a magnetic felid. (indead with the expression of high anguish for thy action packed image magazine)

    • @FlyGuy_1525
      @FlyGuy_1525 28 дней назад +4

      ​@@ArcherSimpson-lb6zm i was looking for this. Thank you.

    • @greggguier6720
      @greggguier6720 28 дней назад +1

      Isn’t the “science of it” he himself is magnetic and he simply warps his own magnetic field to levitate?

    • @leonardopandeli1764
      @leonardopandeli1764 28 дней назад

      I always assumed it was because he was manipulating the magnetic field to make himself levitate

    • @gingersnap23
      @gingersnap23 11 дней назад

      There’s also iron in the blood. He could be using that

  • @Ekvorivious
    @Ekvorivious 29 дней назад +99

    Why does Maz have two hairstyles in one cut though ?!?!!? 🤣😭😭💀

    • @goatx5556
      @goatx5556 29 дней назад +5

      nahhh😭

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD 29 дней назад +2

      Why it look like Nic Cage's bird hair?

  • @Gaming-Overload-kj5ig1kf3e
    @Gaming-Overload-kj5ig1kf3e 29 дней назад +73

    By the way, Here's a brownie recipe and ingredients:
    *INGREDIENTS*
    2 cups white sugar
    1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
    1 cup butter, melted
    4 eggs
    1/2 cup cocoa powder
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1/2 teaspoon baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1/2 cup chopped walnuts
    *RECIPE*
    Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan.
    Mix sugar, flour, melted butter, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl until combined. Fold in chopped walnuts. Spread the batter into the prepared pan.
    Bake in the preheated oven until top is dry and edges have started to pull away from the sides of the pan, about 20 to 30 minutes; cool before slicing into squares.

  • @ftstar7555
    @ftstar7555 29 дней назад +27

    23:51 Narrator identifying as a threat is a classic 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesbaker9096
    @jamesbaker9096 29 дней назад +15

    The clerk, counting money: I say there’s about $570 here
    The robber in his best, Debo voice: I have $570

  • @trashpanda5821
    @trashpanda5821 29 дней назад +32

    As a trans woman the way narrator responded to the person at target was perfect lmaooo most of us hate the people in our community that act like that.

  • @Frog4Life207
    @Frog4Life207 29 дней назад +6

    5:50 Seal was like "I don't remember ordering takeout"

  • @TheVikingMan51
    @TheVikingMan51 29 дней назад +37

    Maaz and Narrator are absolutely hilarious, love to see them doing a lot of stuff together!

  • @iMarriedTheWeasleyTwins
    @iMarriedTheWeasleyTwins 29 дней назад +66

    "the jokers girl squirted on me😔😔"
    "GET THS MAN TO A HOSPITAL, NOW"
    THIS SHIT GOT ME ROLLINGGG

    • @RhimeSong
      @RhimeSong 29 дней назад +2

      OMG IT WAS SO FUNNYYYY 🤣🤣

    • @alldeilong3248
      @alldeilong3248 29 дней назад +1

      I need to know what ep that comes from.

    • @iMarriedTheWeasleyTwins
      @iMarriedTheWeasleyTwins 29 дней назад

      @@alldeilong3248 for scientific research purposes, right?

    • @77thedestroyer
      @77thedestroyer 29 дней назад

      @@alldeilong3248 Animated Series episode : The Laughing Fish

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 29 дней назад

      @@alldeilong3248 "The Laughing Fish" from Batman TAS.

  • @skylerhuffma2980
    @skylerhuffma2980 29 дней назад +6

    While hanging drywall requires some muscle, finishing it demands finesse and patience. The goal is to make the joints between drywall panels disappear, resulting in perfectly smooth walls and ceilings. This process involves applying joint compound (also known as “mud”), embedding tape, and sanding to create a flawless surface. With the proper techniques and tools, even beginners can achieve professional-looking results.
    Let’s dive into the step-by-step process of how to finish drywall, from preparation to the final touches.
    Drywall Finishing Basics
    Drywall finishing involves concealing the seams and fasteners used in hanging drywall, also known as gypsum. You’ll need to apply joint compound, embed tape, and sand to create a smooth, uniform surface ready for painting or wallpapering.
    The process isn’t complicated, but it requires attention to detail and a practiced hand. The key skills involved are properly bedding the tape and feathering out the compound to an imperceptible edge. As Paul Landry of P. L. Drywall in Waltham, Massachusetts, notes, “First time out, you’ll probably get more ‘mud’ on the floor and your clothes than you do on the wall. ” However, even beginners can get excellent results with patience and the right techniques.
    Essential Tools and Materials for Drywall Finishing
    You’ll need specific tools and materials to finish drywall successfully. Before you begin, make sure you have the following items.
    Drywall Knives and Taping Tools
    The primary tools for finishing drywall are putty knives. You’ll need at least two sizes: a 5-inch knife for taping and a 10-inch knife for feathering and applying wider coats. A taping knife or banjo can make taping easier.
    Joint Compound and Tape
    Joint compound, or “mud,” is ideal for filling seams and covering fasteners. For most projects, you’ll want a premixed all-purpose joint compound.
    Step-By-Step Guide To Finishing Drywall
    Applying the First Coat of Joint Compound
    Begin by mixing your joint compound if necessary. If there’s water on top of the premixed compound, use a mixing paddle attached to a drill to blend it until smooth.
    Using a 5-inch knife, fill your mud box halfway with compound. Load the edge of the knife blade with about 2 inches of the compound and start in one corner of the room. Force the compound into the joints between sheets, filling them in completely. Then, holding the knife at a 25-degree angle to the surface, smooth out the compound in a single pass. Fill screw holes with a swipe of a compound-loaded knife.
    This first coat sets the foundation for a smooth finish.
    Step-By-Step Guide To Finishing Drywall
    Applying the First Coat of Joint Compound
    Begin by mixing your joint compound if necessary. If there’s water on top of the premixed compound, use a mixing paddle attached to a drill to blend it until smooth.
    Using a 5-inch knife, fill your mud box halfway with compound. Load the edge of the knife blade with about 2 inches of the compound and start in one corner of the room. Force the compound into the joints between sheets, filling them in completely. Then, holding the knife at a 25-degree angle to the surface, smooth out the compound in a single pass. Fill screw holes with a swipe of a compound-loaded knife.
    This first coat sets the foundation for a smooth finish.

  • @YourName_Edits
    @YourName_Edits 28 дней назад +3

    How to eat soup.
    1. Dip your spoon into the soup with the spoon facing away from you and then scoop the soup away from you rather than towards you.
    2. As you lift the spoon out of the soup, gently touch the underside of the soup spoon to the far edge of the soup bowl.

  • @Whiter_XD
    @Whiter_XD 29 дней назад +94

    this video was so dark the cops even shot at it

  • @robbmitchell7846
    @robbmitchell7846 29 дней назад +3

    Good seasoning for a porkchop rub.
    2 Tbs Smoked Paprika
    1Tbs Salt
    1Tbs Black Pepper
    1 Tbs Brown Sugar
    1Tsp Garlic Powder
    1Tsp Onion Powder
    1/2Tsp Ground Mustard
    1/2Tsp Cayenne

  • @corvusgaming2379
    @corvusgaming2379 29 дней назад +3

    If I ever get into that situation, I’m responding just like Narrator.
    “What are you?”
    “A damn threat, that’s what.”

  • @EthanHennig
    @EthanHennig 29 дней назад +11

    me being a wheelchair user, approve of disability dark humor

  • @blakemcelrath54
    @blakemcelrath54 28 дней назад +4

    Actually magneto flies by reflecting his magnetism off of the Earth's magnetic field. So literally he's a human hovercraft lol

  • @Chickenjunkyofficial
    @Chickenjunkyofficial 29 дней назад +3

    13:52
    "Oh not infront of buzz!"
    Nah buzz tweaking out of his mind rn💀

  • @mrfixitishere
    @mrfixitishere 29 дней назад +4

    Dark humor is how i bully the bad thoughts.

  • @OfficialMondSly
    @OfficialMondSly 28 дней назад +2

    The reason for the trend for recipes in comments and other educational tidbits is because the algorithm pushes educational content more so. So heres the recipe for chocolate chip cookies:
    2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
    3/4 cup granulated sugar
    3/4 cup packed brown sugar
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    2 large eggs
    2 cups (12-ounce package) NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE® Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels
    1 cup chopped nuts (Optional. If omitting, add 1 to 2 Tbsp. of all-purpose flour.)
    Step 1
    Preheat oven to 375° F.
    Step 2
    Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.
    Step 3
    Bake for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.
    Pan Cookie Variation:
    Preheat oven to 350° F. Grease 15 x 10-inch jelly-roll pan. Prepare dough as above. Spread into prepared pan. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool in pan on wire rack. Makes 4 dozen bars.
    Slice and Bake Cookie Variation:
    Prepare dough as above. Divide in half; wrap in waxed paper. Refrigerate for 1 hour or until firm. Shape each half into 15-inch log; wrap in wax paper. Refrigerate for 30 minutes.* Preheat oven to 375° F. Cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices; place on ungreased baking sheets. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely. Makes about 5 dozen cookies. * May be stored in refrigerator for up to 1 week or in freezer for up to 8 weeks.
    For High Altitude Baking (5,200 feet):
    Increase flour to 2 1/2 cups. Add 2 teaspoons water with flour and reduce both granulated sugar and brown sugar to 2/3 cup each. Bake drop cookies for 8 to 10 minutes and pan cookie for 17 to 19 minutes.

  • @fembunny404
    @fembunny404 29 дней назад +39

    23:00 listen as a trans person, if youre just some random person we really dont care!!! i promise you not all of us act like this and its honestly just the twitter/tiktok ones that parade around begging for attention. most of us are normal and wont care if you misgender us, you see what we mightve been born as, thats okay! we know what we are, we know not everyone can clockus as what we are, its not that big of a deal

    • @Omni-King-o1w
      @Omni-King-o1w 29 дней назад +3

      K

    • @MagicalSob
      @MagicalSob 29 дней назад +8

      Yeah, some ppl really heavily overreact to total strangers who are literally harmless and didn't mean anything by misgendering them and are just passing by.
      My two very best friends (incl my sister) are transwomen, and I myself identify as non-binary, but we never make a big fuss about something like this. Unless it is a friend, family member or someone who you know, and they do this by accident or on purpose, there is ever a conversation or just a simple ask for using the proper words in a kind way. It's not blown out of proportion or made into an angry rant etc, because we can just all be and act like normal & kind human beings.
      It's so stupid to ppl like me and my friends/sis that ppl react in such an idiotically and irrationally angry way. Like, chill out! The world doesn't revolve about you! And not everyone is trying to be offensive to you! Calm your areolas bishh... The trans/enby community doesn't claim - nor stands for - these selfish snowflakes, let me tell you that.

    • @JaggedEmpire1
      @JaggedEmpire1 29 дней назад +2

      As a straight white conservative male, do whatever you want. Freedom is just that, without any goofy ass restrictions. I can barely remember names, so everyone just gets called 'Sport' or 'Pal' or 'Scooter' at this point. That said, the Pontiac Fiero, produced from 1984 to 1988, was a groundbreaking car that demonstrated Pontiac's ambition to break the mold of conventional automotive design. The Fiero was a mid-engine, rear-wheel-drive sports car, a configuration rare for American-made cars, especially from a mass-market brand like Pontiac. It was intended to showcase advanced engineering and efficiency, initially marketed as a fuel-efficient commuter car. However, its sporty aesthetic and nimble handling captured the hearts of enthusiasts, offering a driving experience comparable to European sports cars at a fraction of the cost.
      The Fiero’s design was truly forward-thinking for its time. Its space frame construction allowed for easy replacement of body panels, and its mid-engine layout provided better weight distribution and improved handling dynamics. The car also incorporated safety features like crush zones and a strong steel structure. Early models used economical four-cylinder engines, but later versions boasted a 2.8L V6, enhancing performance to match its sleek appearance. Designers at Pontiac sought to merge practicality with a touch of exotic flair, resulting in a car that was both accessible and aspirational.
      Despite its short production run, the Pontiac Fiero left a lasting legacy in the automotive world. It became a favorite platform for custom builds, kit cars, and modifications due to its unique layout. The Fiero also influenced future American sports car designs, proving that an affordable, well-balanced, mid-engine car could resonate with consumers. Even today, the Fiero is celebrated by collectors and automotive enthusiasts, cementing its place in history as a bold experiment that dared to redefine American car culture.

    • @mentarium9741
      @mentarium9741 29 дней назад +3

      average twitter users making big deals out of everything. ruining images for everyone everywhere

    • @trashpanda5821
      @trashpanda5821 29 дней назад +2

      Frrrr like we font care and the people who loose their shit make the rest of us look bad

  • @alyssadotjpxg
    @alyssadotjpxg 28 дней назад +1

    22:59 At my job, I always hear customers behind me say “Excuse me sir”, and when I turn around, they look so shocked and start stuttering 😂

  • @B3lla._.ed1ts
    @B3lla._.ed1ts 29 дней назад +23

    I already know I’ll be pissing myself after watching this 😂😂

    • @Dayz121
      @Dayz121 29 дней назад +2

      After is generous

    • @TheVikingMan51
      @TheVikingMan51 29 дней назад +2

      You already can tell it's gonna be hilarious with these two, especially the dark humor.

    • @turnipnip6778
      @turnipnip6778 29 дней назад +1

      I've pissed myself before this, preparation is key.

    • @TheVikingMan51
      @TheVikingMan51 29 дней назад +1

      @@turnipnip6778 the last thing I expected. Excellent work my friend.

  • @Sinful_morality
    @Sinful_morality 29 дней назад +2

    That last one had me absolutely fucking CRACKED laughing! This was a good one thank you, Narrator

  • @TrenchMan-n5p
    @TrenchMan-n5p 29 дней назад +16

    At 0:08 in the video I finally realized narrator sounds like Bob from bobs burgers after watching the boys for 5 years

  • @DeltaCharlie_19
    @DeltaCharlie_19 25 дней назад +1

    19:26
    Pov: The skinwalker that is posing as my dog forgot he’s supposed to be a dog and said “I gatchu bro” 💀

  • @Blackpheonix99
    @Blackpheonix99 29 дней назад +3

    Props to narrator for playing dumb... As an ex shopper of the commissary and px myself I know he's heard damn near all of em... Hell one of em is just n word with sand in front of it... Anyone that's seen gran Torino has heard most of the Asian ones... He knows... Don't let him fool you 😅🤣

  • @EvanR-e6e
    @EvanR-e6e 25 дней назад +1

    The Republic P-47 Thunderbolt is a World War II-era fighter aircraft produced by the American company Republic Aviation from 1941 through 1945. It was a successful high-altitude fighter, and it also served as the foremost American fighter-bomber in the ground-attack role. Its primary armament was eight .50-caliber machine guns, and it could carry 5-inch rockets or a bomb load of 2,500 lb (1,100 kg). When fully loaded, the P-47 weighed up to 8 tons, making it one of the heaviest fighters of the war.
    The Thunderbolt was effective as a short- to medium-range escort fighter in high-altitude air-to-air combat and ground attack in both the European and Pacific theaters. The P-47 was designed around the powerful Pratt & Whitney R-2800 Double Wasp 18-cylinder radial engine, which also powered two U.S. Navy/U.S. Marine Corps fighters, the Grumman F6F Hellcat and the Vought F4U Corsair. An advanced turbosupercharger system ensured the aircraft's eventual dominance at high altitudes, while also influencing its size and design.
    The P-47 was one of the main United States Army Air Forces (USAAF) fighters of World War II. It also served with other Allied air forces, including those of France, the United Kingdom, and the Soviet Union, as well as Allied Mexican and Brazilian squadrons.
    The armored cockpit was relatively roomy and comfortable and the bubble canopy introduced on the P-47D offered good visibility. Nicknamed the "Jug" owing to its appearance if stood on its nose, the P-47 was noted for its firepower and its ability to resist battle damage and remain airworthy. A present-day U.S. ground-attack aircraft, the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, takes its name from the P-47.[Note 1]

  • @V1per-on1bm
    @V1per-on1bm 28 дней назад +1

    Anytime I see one of these videos with Narrator and Mazz, I know its going to be chaos (In a good way)

  • @danielbrown6334
    @danielbrown6334 29 дней назад +2

    22:21 I will never get sick and tired of hearing this story.

  • @stutteringgamer2747
    @stutteringgamer2747 16 дней назад

    The part about the mean girl stuttering during a class presentation is funny. Bc as someone with a stutter every time I hear someone stutter I say “ Man y’all be around me to much you starting to stutter worse then me.” And my stutter isn’t fixable lol

  • @0_-CD-_0
    @0_-CD-_0 29 дней назад +2

    Growing up is realizing that squidward just liked his privacy and didn't like two random mfkrs terrorizing his daily life

  • @BillyBigRiggin359
    @BillyBigRiggin359 29 дней назад +2

    My guy got that raw sheetrock look goin on lol

  • @OliverZenMarcotte
    @OliverZenMarcotte 29 дней назад +1

    Here's how to make cupcakes
    Here’s what you’ll need to make the vanilla cupcakes:
    all-purpose flour
    baking powder
    salt
    unsalted butter
    sugar
    vegetable oil
    vanilla extract
    eggs
    milk
    Here’s what you’ll need to make the creamy vanilla buttercream frosting:
    unsalted butter
    powdered sugar
    vanilla extract
    water or milk
    Salt
    Cream the Butter and Sugar: Add butter to a large mixing bowl and beat until smooth. Add half of the powdered sugar and mix until it’s smooth and well combined.
    Add Milk or Water: Add the salt and 1-2 tbsp of the milk or water, mixing again until well combined. Then, add in your remaining powdered sugar and mix until smooth. You can add more milk or water to alter the consistency if you’d like.
    Pipe the Frosting: Pipe or spread your frosting onto your cupcakes, decorate to your liking and enjoy!Here's how to make cupcakes

  • @Streaming_Music
    @Streaming_Music 28 дней назад

    Great stuff, and here's this for you.
    The 1984 Ford Escort is a compact car that was part of Ford's successful small car lineup during the 1980s. Designed with practicality in mind, the Escort offered efficient fuel consumption, making it an appealing choice for budget-conscious consumers. Available in various body styles, including a sedan, hatchback, and wagon, it featured a range of engine options, primarily 1.6-liter and 1.9-liter four-cylinders, delivering a balance of performance and economy. The Escort was known for its comfortable ride, straightforward handling, and relatively spacious interior, helping to solidify its reputation as a reliable everyday vehicle. With its emphasis on affordability and efficiency, the 1984 Ford Escort played a significant role in shaping the compact car segment during its era.

  • @Entertainment-qe1vn
    @Entertainment-qe1vn 29 дней назад +1

    Older chickens lay larger eggs. Younger chickens lay smaller eggs. If I had to guess I'd say it has to do with the egg-making parts adjusting over time for larger scale production.

  • @lindsaym.8267
    @lindsaym.8267 17 дней назад

    Good god, seeing Mini Ladd with the Offenders was crazy.

  • @Prisoner..24601
    @Prisoner..24601 29 дней назад +1

    Rating the hair cut guy looks like Mr.Incredible's boss from the insurance company.

  • @OwenImm-g4p
    @OwenImm-g4p 14 дней назад

    To what he said: it doesn’t matter how big the chicken is, it’s a gamble, it could lay and egg the size of a pea, or a baseball if it wants too

  • @cheif8292
    @cheif8292 29 дней назад +1

    13:09 yall sound like Beavis and butthead laughing together XD

  • @D3monfury1
    @D3monfury1 29 дней назад +2

    Narrator 1 year ago with juice "Reacting to my MOST LIKED tiktoks with Juice" u said at 10k likes you'd put juice in a giant ball and have the other boys run down a giant hill with obsticals in the way yet that video is at 92k likes and we still haven't had that video uploaded I'm still waiting

  • @BestCalibre
    @BestCalibre 24 дня назад

    1:20 ish, i was eating a pizza and when i heard the punch line to teh cartoon i choked on it so hard people thought i was ACTUALLY dying. Good stuff man! (youtube i am okay dont take this down please)

    • @banactus
      @banactus 22 дня назад

      what is it called

  • @JoeyBlazegalov
    @JoeyBlazegalov 29 дней назад +5

    Can we cast that eleven year old as Toph pls

    • @JoeyBlazegalov
      @JoeyBlazegalov 29 дней назад

      Kids even got the headband and hair for it

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 26 дней назад +1

    Andrew Tate just became the newest member of the "Offenders' 🤣

  • @HerbalTeaSoda
    @HerbalTeaSoda 29 дней назад +1

    we call the cybertruck the "raccoon collector"

  • @ujimars5499
    @ujimars5499 10 дней назад

    For Narrator:
    Deep Dish Pizza Cupcakes are a fun, bite-sized twist on a classic! 🍕🧁 Layers of pizza toppings baked into a soft, doughy cupcake-perfect for snacking or party treats
    Ingredients:
    1 (8-oz) can refrigerated crescent rolls, (I used the seamless sheet)
    ½ cup pizza sauce
    1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
    ½ tsp garlic powder
    pizza toppings - pepperoni ham, sausage, peppers, onions, mushrooms
    Instructions:
    Preheat oven to 375ºF.
    Spray 8 regular muffin cups with cooking spray. Cut crescent roll dough into 8 squares. Press into muffin cups.
    Sprinkle some of cheese (about 1 Tbsp) in the bottom of each muffin cup. Top with 1 Tbsp of pizza sauce. Add remaining cheese and top with pizza toppings. Sprinkle garlic powder over toppings.
    Bake 15-18 minutes. Remove from pan and serve immediately.

  • @magnussteinbru5298
    @magnussteinbru5298 26 дней назад

    17:01 as a guy that grew up on a farm, hens dook variable sized eggs, and they're graded by a machine.

  • @kayleb4983
    @kayleb4983 17 дней назад +1

    peanut butter chocolate chip cookies
    1.(4 cups of brown sugar
    2.(2 cups granulated sugar
    3.(6 cups of flower
    4.(1 lb of unsalted butter
    5.(4 cups of peanut butter
    6.(8 eggs
    bake at 350 Fahrenheit for 10 minutes
    your wealcom

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 22 дня назад

    The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be...

  • @magnussteinbru5298
    @magnussteinbru5298 7 дней назад

    4:15 Narrator literally sees the world in black and white. Lol

  • @guardianoffire2795
    @guardianoffire2795 29 дней назад +2

    7:43 I had water come out of my nose here. It stung.

  • @Lancersilva
    @Lancersilva 29 дней назад +2

    17:22 well… one of his friends is in prison for human trafficking… I think it’s safe to assume the rest are accomplices

  • @There_only_two_genders
    @There_only_two_genders 29 дней назад +1

    This video is crazy and also if you're wondering here a recipe to making a cheese cake
    Cheesecake Recipe
    Ingredients
    For the Crust:
    -1 ½ cups graham cracker crumbs
    -⅓ cup sugar
    -⅓ cup unsalted butter, melted
    For the Filling:
    -4 (8 oz) packages cream cheese, softened
    -1 cup sugar
    -1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    -4 large eggs
    -1 cup sour cream
    -¼ cup all-purpose flour
    For Topping (Optional):
    -Fresh fruit, chocolate sauce, or caramel sauce
    Instructions
    Step 1: Prepare the Crust
    Preheat your oven to 325°F (160°C).
    In a medium bowl, combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and melted butter. Mix until well combined.
    Press the mixture into the bottom of a 9-inch springform pan to form an even layer.
    Bake for 10 minutes. Remove from the oven and let it cool.
    Step 2: Make the Filling
    In a large mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese until smooth and creamy.
    Gradually add sugar and continue to mix until well combined.
    Mix in vanilla extract.
    Add the eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition.
    Gently fold in the sour cream and flour until just combined.
    Step 3: Assemble and Bake
    Pour the filling over the cooled crust in the springform pan.
    Bake in the preheated oven for 50-60 minutes, or until the center is set but slightly jiggly.
    Turn off the oven and leave the cheesecake inside for an additional 1 hour to cool slowly.
    Step 4: Chill and Serve
    Remove the cheesecake from the oven and let it cool to room temperature.
    Refrigerate for at least 4 hours, preferably overnight, before serving.
    Top with fresh fruit, chocolate, or caramel sauce if desired.
    Enjoy Your Cheesecake!
    This creamy cheesecake is perfect for any occasion. Enjoy!

  • @clyon4454
    @clyon4454 29 дней назад +2

    "Narrator is so wholesome"
    Until he is with Aaron

  • @sidharthrajesh8475
    @sidharthrajesh8475 29 дней назад +1

    I identify as a threat 🤣

  • @Randomfurry.0
    @Randomfurry.0 29 дней назад +1

    The M4A1(76)W Sherman was a variant of the M4 Sherman tank, which was one of the most widely used American tanks during World War II. Below are the key statistics for the M4A1(76)W Sherman:
    ### General Characteristics:
    - **Weight:** 33.4 tons (30.3 metric tons)
    - **Length:** 19 ft 4 in (5.89 m) including the gun
    - **Width:** 8 ft 7 in (2.62 m)
    - **Height:** 9 ft (2.74 m)
    - **Crew:** 5 (commander, gunner, loader, driver, co-driver/radio operator)
    ### Armament:
    - **Primary Armament:** 76 mm M1A1 or M1A2 gun
    - **Secondary Armament:**
    - 1 × .50 caliber (12.7 mm) Browning M2 HB machine gun (mounted on the turret roof)
    - 2 × .30 caliber (7.62 mm) Browning M1919A4 machine guns (one coaxial with the main gun, one in the hull)
    ### Armor:
    - **Hull Front:** 63 mm (cast)
    - **Turret Front:** 76 mm (cast)
    - **Hull Sides:** 38-63 mm
    - **Turret Sides:** 63 mm
    - **Hull Rear:** 38-63 mm
    - **Turret Rear:** 63 mm
    - **Hull Top:** 19 mm
    - **Turret Top:** 19 mm
    ### Mobility:
    - **Engine:** Continental R975-C4, 9-cylinder radial gasoline engine, producing 400 hp (300 kW) at 2,400 rpm
    - **Maximum Speed:** 25 mph (40 km/h) on road
    - **Range:** 120 miles (193 km) on road
    - **Suspension:** Vertical Volute Spring Suspension (VVSS)
    ### Additional Features:
    - **Wet Stowage:** The "W" in the designation indicates that this variant featured "wet stowage" for ammunition, which reduced the risk of fires when hit.
    - **Turret:** The M4A1(76)W Sherman had a new turret design to accommodate the 76 mm gun, providing better firepower compared to the earlier 75 mm gun variants.
    This version of the Sherman was introduced to provide better armor-piercing capability, which was essential for engaging more heavily armored German tanks like the Panther and Tiger.

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism 29 дней назад +1

    You want a cartoon moment that's real? I know you've watched Gumball for the jokes, but watch their song from the episode The Faith. They explain that love is horrible and it takes a kid's childhood optimism to help make things better.

  • @purplepixeleater
    @purplepixeleater 28 дней назад

    Maz trying to rate anyones haircut is crazy xD

  • @KaiorKay
    @KaiorKay 27 дней назад

    13:48 why ??! 😂😭🤣 I’m crying, I can’t breathe

  • @JoeyBlazegalov
    @JoeyBlazegalov 29 дней назад +1

    "Is only game. Why you heff to be mad"
    -Ilya Bryzgalov

  • @obsidianknight6668
    @obsidianknight6668 29 дней назад

    16:55 wierdly enough I can answer that
    largers eggs do come from larger breeds on chick, though it seems to take longer for the hen to produce, as it takes more calcium and nutrients for egg production

  • @ecze-max1118
    @ecze-max1118 29 дней назад

    13:18 I unironically goblin laughed with them 😂

  • @cold_gojira5743
    @cold_gojira5743 23 дня назад

    The thing with baking recipe comments, it’s not just TikTok and instagram, it’s also steam reviews

  • @LeverActionBoi
    @LeverActionBoi 29 дней назад +3

    Maz's hair looks like the bad guy from The Lego Movie

  • @BraceIety
    @BraceIety 13 дней назад +1

    Maz looks like the old guy from the meme who looks like hes barely smiling

  • @MarvinRileyJrCMA
    @MarvinRileyJrCMA 29 дней назад +1

    I always tell the younger people I work with to "never grow older." It is painful

  • @Th3Rad10Demon
    @Th3Rad10Demon 29 дней назад +1

    I laughed so hard when I saw that video and Narrator did the stanky leg 9:58

  • @JacobLongardner
    @JacobLongardner 25 дней назад

    Narrator is so good at picking funny videos

  • @xiphos8219
    @xiphos8219 День назад

    Magneto flies by using electromagnetic control to counter Earth's gravitational field.

  • @richardroon
    @richardroon 14 дней назад

    "Some souls are lost causes" Like Maaz`s hairline :D

  • @vortexx01
    @vortexx01 27 дней назад +1

    10:48 i would laugh at almost every joke :D

  • @erict149
    @erict149 29 дней назад

    Just subscribed. Dark humor is the best humor! 👍

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 29 дней назад +2

    Cartoons back them hit different, and were way better than today's garbage

  • @thecrazytexan5899
    @thecrazytexan5899 26 дней назад

    Narrator your videos are universally like at the mental hospital!!!

  • @Ray-p7x1n
    @Ray-p7x1n 25 дней назад

    Would love to see another collab between narrator and twin paranormal

  • @shanewest5329
    @shanewest5329 29 дней назад +1

    Omg. I was running on the treadmill at the gym and when buzz lightyear nodded I lost myself laughing and almost fell off the treadmill. You can find the best videos narrorator. 😂😂😂😂😂🏃‍♂️‍➡️

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 29 дней назад

    12:28, that was just the warning shot! XD

  • @romansnumerals8185
    @romansnumerals8185 29 дней назад

    Good ol monster squad lol
    That one’s an oldie now.

  • @Ossman-hz3bz
    @Ossman-hz3bz 29 дней назад

    4:51 I’ve learned more about grass then the meaning to my existence

  • @Howdo_i_buyaHuey
    @Howdo_i_buyaHuey 29 дней назад

    4:08 "Everybody clap narrator" 💀💀💀

  • @Stardust-Ranger
    @Stardust-Ranger 29 дней назад +1

    Narrator, you should react to the fan FNAF series The Interviewed by J-Gems. The animation and voice acting are phenomenal

  • @robbieg6838
    @robbieg6838 29 дней назад +1

    Can’t tell what’s funnier, the videos or mazz and his haircut

  • @debrabaltezore409
    @debrabaltezore409 20 дней назад

    Some chickens lay double yolked eggs,too!

  • @elistarry5764
    @elistarry5764 29 дней назад +5

    Sure thing! Here is everything you will need to know to properly cook popcorn on a f1 engine
    Safety First: F1 engines run at extremely high temperatures and are designed for high performance, not for cooking. Doing this would be dangerous and could damage the engine or result in a fire. Always prioritize safety.
    Preparation: If you’re set on the idea, ensure you have a way to contain the heat and popcorn. A metal container with a secure lid would be necessary to prevent popcorn from escaping and to protect the engine.
    Engine Setup: You’d need to ensure the engine is turned off and cooled down. Cooking directly on a running engine is impractical and unsafe.
    Heat Source: Place a metal container on a part of the engine that gets hot, like the exhaust manifold. This area gets very hot and could, theoretically, pop the corn.
    Cooking: Add the popcorn kernels to the container with a bit of oil. Close the lid securely and position the container so it’s in contact with the hot engine part. Leave it there for a few minutes, checking periodically.
    Serving: Once the popping slows down, carefully remove the container using oven mitts or tongs. Let it cool down before opening the container.

  • @VickkiRuger-kl1lp
    @VickkiRuger-kl1lp 27 дней назад

    🎵Ooooooooooo That brother's flying 🎵🐕🦇

  • @ghost-zp8gz
    @ghost-zp8gz 29 дней назад +1

    Bro Narrator went: 😐 to:🙂👍

  • @U.S.A.F
    @U.S.A.F 29 дней назад +2

    All right let the Dad jokes begin Theres gonna be at least a few I know there is

  • @TDuiker
    @TDuiker 29 дней назад

    wauw, i have heard two versions of grant' s " i am a threat' story now :P

  • @hunterdevine1140
    @hunterdevine1140 24 дня назад

    Dude I love the I'm a threat story

  • @jasminewaakaaaronjackson7661
    @jasminewaakaaaronjackson7661 29 дней назад

    Tavarish looking healthy as hell!

  • @HappyDaze4200
    @HappyDaze4200 29 дней назад

    Reels are literally just the best, I don't like any other platform. 💕

  • @DrEpicPhD
    @DrEpicPhD 29 дней назад

    16:28 If a recipe has weights, use those for greater consistency among cookings.

  • @LinaTabacu
    @LinaTabacu 29 дней назад +6

    Your videos are always uplifting and full of joy. Thank you for your warmth and light!🖲🥐🫵

  • @vunature5181
    @vunature5181 29 дней назад

    13:53 If Bo Peep ever cheated on Woody with Buzz, she could always say "You have a friend in me".

  • @Th3reject
    @Th3reject 29 дней назад

    1:27 way to freaking real😂😂

  • @CokeKnightDrinkerVR
    @CokeKnightDrinkerVR 28 дней назад

    The BMW M3 is a high-performance version of the 3 Series, crafted by BMW's Motorsport division. Renowned for its blend of luxury, practicality, and sports car dynamics, the M3 has evolved from its origins as a homologation special in the late 1980s to a modern powerhouse with advanced technology and aggressive design. Each generation-ranging from the original E30 with its high-revving inline-4 to the current G80 with a 503 hp twin-turbo inline-6-offers precision handling and exhilarating performance, making the M3 a benchmark in the sports sedan segment.

  • @jadenwalker2052
    @jadenwalker2052 29 дней назад

    That's actually the second best type of trap

  • @BushidoNinja
    @BushidoNinja 29 дней назад

    Lots of different chickens, some are small and have small eggs lol. Sometimes they also push out bigger or smaller eggs than average.