eating this food would instantly cause you to become comatose for the rest of your life while living out a completely different life in your imagination
I was in a really bad place before and I know this video is weird as hell but Isaac I don’t think you know how much of an impact you have on some people. Thank you for making my day infinitely better ❤ you’re an angel sent from heaven (but you humor is straight outta hell)
Imagine being her kid and everyday you go down to the kitchen and there’s just a large tub and all you see on top is cheese. Everyday it’s like a surprise box of grief that your mom serves you with.
Also, when she had seasoning or any kind of dry mix, she just pours it on the top last minute and leaves it without mixing it in the slightest. It just becomes a top crust of plaster.
8:50 started as a shepherd's pie but the second the peas went on top she realized it was too normal and slapped the corn and carrots on top, then really doubled down on fucking it up
The saddest thing about these videos is she makes huge portions. The food looks awful/inedible and I doubt anyone is actually going to eat it… what a waste of food 🙄
I want to know how many people that "treat" is feeding, surely that has to be an entire dinner?? I worked it out and there's over 25000 calories in there which should be enough for like 12 people's DAILY intake
As an Australian, it’s horrendous to me how much water the USA wastes. They don’t even seem to care. Most of these cooking hack videos that are from America are just water wasters.
Me and my brother when we were kids used to make slopdosh, from mud to anything in the garden mixed up in a bin 😅 It looked more appetising than these dishes 😂
You’re my new favourite RUclipsr, and I only watch penguinz0 and mrballen. You’re wholesome and hilarious, and please keep posting because I’m binging!
The super bowl one could actually be a recipe, if she'd just made a dip for the doritos.. Like that looks nice, i know shes recreating the nacho bowl, but i feel like if you have a tall container and not a wide one you should just make a dip, with the doritos on the side Its just as good cause then the doritos wouldnt be a soggy sock and you get to enjoy the crunch
i hate the term "the ick" but seeing so many of these videos of ladies touching things with their bare hands and long nails just skeeves me out to no end.....like i know you gotta touch food. i touch food when i cook. but idk. there's a difference between seeing rachel ray or even paula dean back in the day on the cooking channel touching their food and then seeing these insta/tikotk videos of these ladies digging their hands into it and slopping it around
That Super Bowl nacho thing kinda fucks… like if it was smaller and you were with like two or three people… I’d fuck that up, a doobie and the Super Bowl slop bucket 🤤
9:00 this is Shepherd's pie and it's an actual meal. It's really cheap and easy for people who are struggling to feed their families. Because it's cheap some families make a lot of it at one time and stretch it to feed their families for the week. The potatoes are filling, the meat adds protein, and the veggies are well... veggies. cheese is optional but many recipes call for it.
Please... I implore you... Please don't judge all Americans by these atrocities. You couldn't pay me to make/eat this slop. I'd rather eat mushy peas haha.
As a British woman, I do NOT and will NOT do that supposed British dish! People be lying about us! 😅😂 I also do not eat potatoes that come from a bag and look like dandruff.
i feel like this lady's only interaction with her husband is serving him these foods and having him take a bite on camera and everyone's fine with that. it's like an alternate universe where that's what a marriage is.
I don't believe you're British if you've never had "stuff pie". I have a funny story about stuff pie, we once had it and our daughter accidentally dropped a wax crayon in it without us knowing. Anyway, we ate the stuff and crayon pie and it was beautiful. We only realised the extra ingredient due to the crayons paper wrapper being left on my plate at the end. Anyway, we now often eaten wax crayon pie, Crayola noodles and HB buttys. Prime colours tend to be the most flavoursome
We had cooks who sexualise things we have cooks who destroy food now we have cooks who make their own potions
a potion for dinner again 😔
these recipes are actually a fetish thing 😭😭
@@shingibanggibboongbbongbanggiWHAT
@@shingibanggibboongbbongbanggi WHAT. WHAT FETISH??!??!
@@NoahStecera hand and edg in
i love how maggot was the first thing he thought of when trying to say something offensive
Serious lack of huniyons and carriots in this video
on god
the raw offence after each “no offence” is so real
i like how her dog was trying to stop her from actually cooking salmon in the dishwasher
hahaha he knew what was going down
eating this food would instantly cause you to become comatose for the rest of your life while living out a completely different life in your imagination
The lamp looks weird
I swear the British meal was supposed to be a Sheppard's pie, that's insane
more of a cottage pie
This is an ultra processed nightmare...the plastic storage container functioning as a trough...I can't take it 🤦🏻♀️
I was in a really bad place before and I know this video is weird as hell but Isaac I don’t think you know how much of an impact you have on some people. Thank you for making my day infinitely better ❤ you’re an angel sent from heaven (but you humor is straight outta hell)
Also thanks for inventing nacho cheese Cal 🫶🏻
i found your channel a week ago and I don't understand how you're not more popular I swear you're one of the funniest people about
This lady has no presence, she doesnt even say "hi everyone, im back cooking again" smh what a waste
I'm sure it'd enhance the experience
it's just not the same 😔
Imagine being her kid and everyday you go down to the kitchen and there’s just a large tub and all you see on top is cheese. Everyday it’s like a surprise box of grief that your mom serves you with.
I just wanna say, I found your channel a few days ago, and you are definitely one of my new favourite RUclipsrs. LOVE YA BACH ‼️‼️‼️
SAME
its bach not batch.
@@Iridiumsprinkle simple typo 🥰
@@Iridiumsprinklebro it says bach
1:41 I love how you can tell she's trying so hard not to spitit out
Gordon Bach Ramsay 👨🏻🍳
Gordon bach ramsay 🐀
Gorden Bach Ramsey 🎉
The ramen thing is something you make when you're by yourself and bored of just ramen 😭 I wouldn't feed that to my entire family
The american voices with the vocal croak at the end of each sentence makes me want to scream
Merch now😡😡😈😈
biggest need ever atp
Frfr
FRR 🔥
patience kitten 😸 🤍😊
@@b3lla33lmao💀
5 year old me making bath potions
The "Easy British Favorite" looks like she had an idea of what a shepard's pie is, but hit her head and forgot everything except the most basic idea
9:20
That looks like it was seasoned with hopes and dreams, that soon crashed because my shower drain looks more appetizing than that
Also, when she had seasoning or any kind of dry mix, she just pours it on the top last minute and leaves it without mixing it in the slightest. It just becomes a top crust of plaster.
I specifically want you to do the salmon in the dishwasher
PERFECT TIMING i was looking for a vid to watch when i eat my dinner
Every American watching: "a fucking WHAT of hot dogs?"
8:50 started as a shepherd's pie but the second the peas went on top she realized it was too normal and slapped the corn and carrots on top, then really doubled down on fucking it up
Preparing fish tank got me 😂😂😂
Those meals are what I imagine a momma bird regurgitates into her babies mouths.
literally eating Taco Salad right now 💀 but you’re not supposed to put it in a giant tub 😭 it’s gonna get so soggy 😭😭😭
It’s such an inspiration for me as a young Australian to see a fellow citizen thriving in the comedy world🎉❤
The saddest thing about these videos is she makes huge portions. The food looks awful/inedible and I doubt anyone is actually going to eat it… what a waste of food 🙄
These videos remind me of when I would mix random food from my kitchen and pretended i was Gordan Ramsay
Imagine thinking "how can I unnecessarily use different appliances to cook food, my precooked ground beef and cheese is not revolutionary enough?"
watching these is the fav part of my Sunday evening
I want to know how many people that "treat" is feeding, surely that has to be an entire dinner?? I worked it out and there's over 25000 calories in there which should be enough for like 12 people's DAILY intake
Or two mukbangers
we know full well all of that food gets thrown away after the video. not only is it rancid but it's so wasteful
i don’t know if im just starving after work but the first two recipes actually sound amazing
6:55 should call her dishes ramen et al or something
As an Australian, it’s horrendous to me how much water the USA wastes. They don’t even seem to care. Most of these cooking hack videos that are from America are just water wasters.
nah to be fair if you want to make a homemade plate on nachos nacho cheese is the way to go other cheese doesn't melt well
The editor slowly becoming the main character
This is the kind of shit you make when you’re drunk before 11am.
I’m glad I found your channel , not only are you super funny but you also roast these cringey ass ppl . 😊
People need to see you, man! You are literally on the same level for me as Danny Gonzalez and you deserve more popularity. Stay funny Bach!
She sounds more and more stoned in each of her videos and I would much rather believe this is the work of a stoned mind than a sober mind.
10:05 It’s almost as if all the british people have heard of, let alone are using a brand called “Idahoan”. That famous British city
4:29 he looks TERRIFIED 😭😭
Bro how are you not popular? You're so funny istgg😭😭😭 underrated asf
He is popular on tiktok
Fr? I barely use tiktok tbh
Me and my brother when we were kids used to make slopdosh, from mud to anything in the garden mixed up in a bin 😅 It looked more appetising than these dishes 😂
I kinda wish you recorded audio books 😅
i can't read
@@ItalianBachlearn
i’m surprised no one mentioned the bottle falling into the food at 6:33 😭
Leave it to America to create such a massive can of liquid "cheese"... that can must break some laws of physics, surely?
The second one is basically a giant walking taco. It's an American thing
That chips one.. its not crispy anymore before they watch the superbowl lol... so much food wasted😂
hearing him say my name out of nowhere scared tf out of me😭
You’re my new favourite RUclipsr, and I only watch penguinz0 and mrballen. You’re wholesome and hilarious, and please keep posting because I’m binging!
If those ingredients were terminal cancer theyd go and sit in harold shipmans waiting room in fear of being mistreated
The super bowl one could actually be a recipe, if she'd just made a dip for the doritos..
Like that looks nice, i know shes recreating the nacho bowl, but i feel like if you have a tall container and not a wide one you should just make a dip, with the doritos on the side
Its just as good cause then the doritos wouldnt be a soggy sock and you get to enjoy the crunch
All of them have a very nice kitchen, kitchenware but none of them can cook.
confiscate their utensils
She was so close to a shepherd pie, but somehow managed to mess it up
from a Canadian that lived in the UK for six years, think the ‘stuff pie’ could just be deemed the bastardized American version of picky bits/tea
i hate the term "the ick" but seeing so many of these videos of ladies touching things with their bare hands and long nails just skeeves me out to no end.....like i know you gotta touch food. i touch food when i cook. but idk. there's a difference between seeing rachel ray or even paula dean back in the day on the cooking channel touching their food and then seeing these insta/tikotk videos of these ladies digging their hands into it and slopping it around
GORDON BACH RAMSAY (pls make these monstrosities)
9:21 the thing is that would basically be a Shepheards pie without the red lobster and cheese. it would go hard
That Super Bowl nacho thing kinda fucks… like if it was smaller and you were with like two or three people… I’d fuck that up, a doobie and the Super Bowl slop bucket 🤤
Anyone else remember the guy who also did dishwasher salmon on “Worst Chefs in America”?
I've seen dishwasher salmon on youtube and dishwasher lasagna on extreme cheapskates 💀
The insane combinations aside, what is it with these absurdly large Portions?
9:00 this is Shepherd's pie and it's an actual meal. It's really cheap and easy for people who are struggling to feed their families. Because it's cheap some families make a lot of it at one time and stretch it to feed their families for the week. The potatoes are filling, the meat adds protein, and the veggies are well... veggies. cheese is optional but many recipes call for it.
I think it’s the corn and carrots throwing people off, I'm not British but I don’t think they are very traditional? Is the cheese a common addition?
Please... I implore you... Please don't judge all Americans by these atrocities. You couldn't pay me to make/eat this slop. I'd rather eat mushy peas haha.
was waiting for u to upload, my yt was so dry😪💞
You have such a soothing voice lol
Bros blue balling us with all these new channels
hahaha
Can’t wait to watch u play some video games, please play either some highly rated story games or some great horror games!
As a pescatarian I am horrified by that salmon! What did it do to you lady?! It didn’t deserve this!
The date that canned spray cheese was inventened was the exact day humanity fell
i think the dish at 8:54 is sheperds pie wich is irish (sheperd pie usally includes meat peas but idk about corn or carrots)
You sold me fentanyl outside one of the co-ops in Northampton
I have the feeling that she's fooling us around...
bach more uploads please I’ve genuinely watched every single thing you’ve posted
(even the stache-less ones…..)
I will not be forgiving You for showing me what that lady did to that salmon, Isaac.
“Put a hex on my neighbours because I’m a little witch”
Gordon Bach Ramsey
Gordon bachsey
The British dish I'm pretty sure was supposed to be Shepard's pie, but she made it upside down for some reason.
Not watching Chef Bach if no dishwasher salmon
How hard can a Shepard’s / cottage pie be bled!? Pahahahaha
The only thing that hurts me more than the actual recipes is the amount of food they must be wasting😭
the only time it's cute to do this is when it's a toddler making a fairy potion in a mud puddle
Her stomach must sound like Hudson Mohawke CBAT after eating all that
Well obviously Isaac, you have to recreate our famous British classic, stuff pie !
As a British woman, I do NOT and will NOT do that supposed British dish! People be lying about us! 😅😂 I also do not eat potatoes that come from a bag and look like dandruff.
The first meal is soooooo American. Dammit, in USA doesn't have sense of... flavor? 👀
I'm really tired of cooking. Maybe I'll try some of Kay's ideas.
i feel like this lady's only interaction with her husband is serving him these foods and having him take a bite on camera and everyone's fine with that. it's like an alternate universe where that's what a marriage is.
this weird dystopian society we live in...
The "british" on was just odd sheppards pie
Watching this while eating, I'll tell y'all how it goes
Honestly just mixing 6 diff flavours of doritos is already a crime and she just made it worse
sometimes i just think they are making pet food and their “pets” (victims) are the people they feed it to
Gordon Bach Ramsay!!!!!! and do the dishwasher salmon or else....
I don't believe you're British if you've never had "stuff pie".
I have a funny story about stuff pie, we once had it and our daughter accidentally dropped a wax crayon in it without us knowing.
Anyway, we ate the stuff and crayon pie and it was beautiful. We only realised the extra ingredient due to the crayons paper wrapper being left on my plate at the end.
Anyway, we now often eaten wax crayon pie, Crayola noodles and HB buttys. Prime colours tend to be the most flavoursome
why is zany lainey making portions for the entire US army