Germany Could Not Win WW2 (part 2)

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  • @PotentialHistory
    @PotentialHistory  5 лет назад +2500

    Hi All, I hope you enjoyed this video. Look forward to hearing your guys feedback, in the mean time please also check out Dashlane at www.Dashlane.com/potentialhistory I have found it helpful and hope you guys will as well!

    • @cymrawd_foulkesie
      @cymrawd_foulkesie 5 лет назад +10

      Stalins birthday

    • @rasastonkuviene5678
      @rasastonkuviene5678 5 лет назад +10

      If germany wouldnt declare war on Soviet union they couldnt do much against Britain becase he almost lost all of his air forces and He coudnt do nothibg against the US because Germany didnt have a sufficient navy/airforce. THE batle is over and be hapy for it

    • @helios7975
      @helios7975 5 лет назад +11

      U should do a video on how they could win the war from 1939

    • @PrototypeXCSC-17
      @PrototypeXCSC-17 5 лет назад +6

      I want to know what you think about if they didnt get hit as hard with the treaty of versailles, would have many things been differant & or would the war not even have started?
      (Just a question to pick your brain :D )

    • @orjelmort2330
      @orjelmort2330 5 лет назад +3

      What if france won the war, i mean metropolitan france, what would happened to the modern tactics and strategies?

  • @hiddentreasure2161
    @hiddentreasure2161 4 года назад +4590

    The enigma code was cracked because Germany didn't use Dashlane to remember a strong password

    • @hiddentreasure2161
      @hiddentreasure2161 4 года назад +57

      @@Robert53area /rwoooosh

    • @miswojtekkapral4331
      @miswojtekkapral4331 4 года назад +11

      @@hiddentreasure2161 r/woooosh

    • @hiddentreasure2161
      @hiddentreasure2161 4 года назад +31

      @@miswojtekkapral4331 r/woooosh

    • @dalde0534
      @dalde0534 4 года назад +81

      EVERYONE GETS WOOSHED YOU GET A WOOSH YOU GET A WOOSH AND YOU GET A WOOSH

    • @theholyhay1555
      @theholyhay1555 4 года назад +19

      DalDe05 is this a reference to OverSimplified French Revolution?

  • @endlesnights3817
    @endlesnights3817 5 лет назад +10196

    Ways for Germany to win;
    1. Lose the impossible war you started
    2. Have your country dived up by the two largest superpowers.
    3. Spend the next 60 years rebuilding your infrastructure to become the strongest economy in Europe
    4. Reunified your two halves
    5. Ask everyone else in Europe if they want to join your Union.

    • @katra5673
      @katra5673 5 лет назад +1212

      lol nice but very unlikely

    • @Sam-um1hw
      @Sam-um1hw 5 лет назад +590

      *European Union Intensifies*

    • @datgood121
      @datgood121 5 лет назад +325

      Hahahahahahaaha *WAIT*

    • @half-hazard8903
      @half-hazard8903 5 лет назад +15

      @@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226 he was prob kidding dude lol

    • @UnknownEmpress
      @UnknownEmpress 5 лет назад +110

      This was their play all along!

  • @user-bv7zo6vd4m
    @user-bv7zo6vd4m Год назад +1663

    "just invade Britain" is the equivalent of "Are you homeless? Well, just buy a house"

    • @suzumes6738
      @suzumes6738 10 месяцев назад +60

      No no no, it's simple, starting in 1932, secretly because they are still under the disarmament treaties, they divert all steel and oil to warship production so at the time of the war they have a large navy still incapable of going toe to toe with the British fleet and not enough tanks and artillery to take Poland and France in the first place. that way the Soviets and Americans don't get involved in the war because it ends in 1941 in a German capitulation. And because America and the Soviet union aren't involved it's not a world war and therefore Germany doesn't lose world war 2.

    • @alexzero3736
      @alexzero3736 10 месяцев назад +1

      Actually, this is not so simple. Author just lacks knowledge. Battle in the was not one sided, Luftwaffe was very close to destroy last aerodroms that were used by British fighters, But... After bombing of Berlin, Goering switched the target to bomb London in act of revenge. So the chance for German victory in British sky was lost.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@alexzero3736Even if they succeeded there they needed their ancient logistics to support an invasion by sea. And there was a guy I don’t remember his name but said they would fight them on the beaches and the landing grounds and the hills and the streets and that the Royal Navy would continue the fight if they somehow by an act of God managed to take the British Isles.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 10 месяцев назад +6

      At least it makes more sense than “just give Rommel more tanks so he can capture El-Alamein.”

    • @CeaerCeaer
      @CeaerCeaer 8 месяцев назад

      This still doesn't change anything. Lets assume Germany takes Britain. They are going to suffer heavy casualties, they are essentially going to be crippled for the rest of the war. They are on the backburner for years. And as mentioned in the video, an invasion of the Soviet Union was inevitable, in no reality will Germany get a large enough manpower to take over the Soviet Union. A German takeover of the British Isles isn't feasible. The Blitz over London failed, Germany has no good navy to ever conquer the English channel. British had cracked radar early enough to essentially demolish any attack on their homeland. This isn't even mentioning the fact the US got in the war a year later.@@suzumes6738

  • @JohnSmith-ef2rn
    @JohnSmith-ef2rn Год назад +1873

    Saying Nazi German could have won the war if it didn't invade the Soviet Union is like saying Hitler could have won if he wasn't Hitler.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 Год назад +198

      "If only the Nazis weren't Nazis!"

    • @Cheesburger1009
      @Cheesburger1009 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@unclelarry8842
      If nazis werent German but austrian they could have won!

    • @MrFriendlyCsgoContent
      @MrFriendlyCsgoContent 10 месяцев назад +14

      Maybe Hitler could have delayed the offensive

    • @nirartov4863
      @nirartov4863 10 месяцев назад +79

      ​@MrFriendlyCsgoContent
      The longer he delayed the stronger the soviets would have become and they became stronger faster then Germany

    • @noinfo1018
      @noinfo1018 10 месяцев назад +18

      @MrFriendlyCsgoContent The only way Germany could have succeeded in Barbarossa is if they invaded earlier, and as such lost in Africa and the west, or if they didn’t invade at all, which, while it could work, would never have happened

  • @jackthestarman9755
    @jackthestarman9755 4 года назад +4335

    Germany would’ve won if they typed “Fuel 20000000” into the console smh

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity 4 года назад +153

      The world would've won quicker of they typed "kill hitler and stalin" into the console smh

    • @3mir420
      @3mir420 3 года назад +207

      No, just type 'tag sov' remove all divisions then 'tag ger' easy war.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 3 года назад +105

      Or they could've type "Annex All"

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 3 года назад +57

      @@unclelarry8842 nah that lags pc a bit

    • @mayabartolabac
      @mayabartolabac 3 года назад +12

      @@roskcity smh type "kill all" humanity was a mistake

  • @NotVeryRandomDude
    @NotVeryRandomDude 5 лет назад +3385

    What if Göring just *ATE THE SOVIET UNION?*

    • @331coolguy
      @331coolguy 5 лет назад +156

      Then there would have been nothing left.

    • @chaliceofmilk667
      @chaliceofmilk667 5 лет назад +188

      ThatRandomDude It wouldn’t have tasted good they have no food

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +73

      We would eat back

    • @balls4053
      @balls4053 5 лет назад +26

      @@frenchsoldier8485 so france would eat back because you are a French soldier

    • @anthonyf.3009
      @anthonyf.3009 5 лет назад +7

      @@chaliceofmilk667 Ooof

  • @dlyonthescreen2657
    @dlyonthescreen2657 Год назад +525

    People forget that even if Germany won, it would be a short lived victory.
    With such a huge amount of territory and not enough men to garrison it all, rebellions would literally happen every week. It would die within years .

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 Год назад +4

      Even if Germany actually did won, there's just one word: economy
      Adam Tooze greatly explains in his book 'The Wages of Destruction' the absolute dumpster fire that was Nazi Germany's economy during WW2 and how it was only kept on life support by the war spoils of the countless countries they invaded. So even if they had won their economy wouldn't even make it past the 60's before it just implodes, I guess that's what happens when you base your entire economy off of invading other countries and stealing literally everything that isn't bolted down.

    • @larsenklaus5902
      @larsenklaus5902 Год назад +17

      There would have been so many volunteers and conscripts from other countries who would have served Germany.

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 Год назад +23

      You say that but much of eastern Europe despised the communists and would have welcomed the Nazis as in fact they did. There's also the fact that the Nazis didn't plan on keeping those people around, had they won death camps would have been killing tens of millions of people... It's not a good thought process to have but it's what would have happened.

    • @dlyonthescreen2657
      @dlyonthescreen2657 Год назад +106

      @@mrcaboosevg6089 It's important to remember the fighting spirit of the Eastern European people - partisan actions were common on the Eastern front.

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 Год назад +2

      @@dlyonthescreen2657 If their military has already lost there's not much hope for partisans when it comes to genocide. Ruling a nation that doesn't want to be ruled is hard, genocide is easy

  • @aluthewox467
    @aluthewox467 3 года назад +203

    Even wolfenstein agrees it would've required them discovering some ancient magical tech to win the war.

    • @kingorange7739
      @kingorange7739 3 года назад +3

      You realize Wolfenstein has no basis in reality. It did that for entertainment not prediction

    • @youraveragescotsman7119
      @youraveragescotsman7119 3 года назад +105

      @@kingorange7739
      That's the joke.
      The Nazis only won in Wolfenstein because they had magical technology, which is literally what would NEED to happen irl if they wanted even a chance of winning.

    • @kingorange7739
      @kingorange7739 3 года назад +1

      @@youraveragescotsman7119 um no not really bud. I’m sorry, but if u truly think that then maybe go back to analyzing the status of the factions. Also define winning

    • @mattfromwiisports2468
      @mattfromwiisports2468 3 года назад +49

      @@kingorange7739 maybe you should analyze the German oil situation

    • @kingorange7739
      @kingorange7739 3 года назад

      @@mattfromwiisports2468 I did. And u fail to realize there was a place to get it

  • @snaptrak3680
    @snaptrak3680 4 года назад +4128

    Germany would've won if all of their enemies simultaneously suffered strokes.

    • @kingorange7739
      @kingorange7739 4 года назад +42

      True

    • @igorlthn1109
      @igorlthn1109 4 года назад +299

      It happened once actually. In Seven Years War between Frederick The Great's Prussia who was allied with Britain against Austria (allies : Russia, Saxony, Sweden, etc.). Prussia could've lost if Russia went full invasion on Prussia. Miraculously for Prussia, Empress Elizabeth of Russia died and her nephew, Peter III (who was ethnically a German) became the next emperor. He was like "yeah dude i'm a german why would i go to war against my own kin? Austrians fuck off with you weird dialect lmao"

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 года назад +154

      @@igorlthn1109 well, that's what Hitler thought would happen when he heard Roosevelt passed away. He believed there will be some kind of "Prussian miracle" after that.
      Except that is wishful thinking, since at the same time, the Soviets are bombarding Berlin.

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 года назад +25

      If Roosevelt died early, and Churchill took a heart attack in 39.
      Maybe.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +55

      @@AimlessSavant still doesn't remove Stalin from the equation, and the Soviets were the main threat.

  • @fiercewool5899
    @fiercewool5899 4 года назад +4090

    *Germany could have won if they had dropped Göring on london*

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 4 года назад +666

      No plane is that strong.

    • @canisxv9869
      @canisxv9869 4 года назад +173

      Dear god no1 deserves that kind of abuse :-D

    • @kameron1290
      @kameron1290 4 года назад +125

      Not one country deserved to be Vöred

    • @kris_2403
      @kris_2403 4 года назад +303

      Well, the Americans later dropped him on nagasaki.

    • @idioticproductions4000
      @idioticproductions4000 4 года назад +43

      They would kill everyone! He would cause a worldwide earthquake, killing all! Think of the children you maniac!

  • @polargray1
    @polargray1 2 года назад +164

    Germany would've won if all of the Allies' Leaders, Generals, Soldiers died of a Heart attack in 1939

    • @ThatWelshGuy.
      @ThatWelshGuy. Год назад +19

      Another idea is that they die of starvation because goring eats all their food stockpiles

    • @SaturnJ97
      @SaturnJ97 Год назад +3

      ​ Maybe better if Adolf just opened console commands and given his military infinite health & ammo, while spam spawning wunderwaffes & those super soldier robots from Wolfenstein.

    • @jadeorbigoso5212
      @jadeorbigoso5212 Год назад +6

      Germany could won if Hitler was Kira with Deathnote and Shinigami's eyes

    • @Jose04537
      @Jose04537 2 месяца назад

      Kira? Is that you?

    • @as94583
      @as94583 Месяц назад

      Actually I wonder if Churchill had a heart attack would Chamberlain, Halifax, or someone else come to power that would have tried to negotiate peace with the Axis powers.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 2 года назад +418

    I think the fact that the US deployed 9% of what it actually could says more than enough

    • @fm56001
      @fm56001 2 года назад +56

      Holy shit thats very low

    • @DogKacique
      @DogKacique Год назад +61

      And there are countries in the war that could have deployed large numbers of soldiers but never did, Brazil for example entered the war in 1942 but only deployed 30.000 troops, even though it was a country that in the 40s had a similar size to the US

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 Год назад +32

      You say that but there would have been a point where the American population would have fought against it. If every single fighting aged man was forced into conscription i doubt the freedom loving Americans would have been happy about it, certainly not in the Black communities which already disliked their situation

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrcaboosevg6089While that may be true in some wars (Vietnam for instance) this was caused by a direct attack from Japan on the US mainland, the first in history. Even if the US somehow didn't outproduce and crush the axis like it did in real life, if Germany wanted any chance to win it would need to bomb the Americans, and if that happened, the people certainly won't take it lying down.

    • @ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe
      @ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe 9 месяцев назад

      @@mrcaboosevg6089 Lol they wouldve been to lazy fight a force that would end the western world? As expected of bipoc people

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 5 лет назад +3504

    You can't lose a war...
    If you don't declare one (Switzerland, 1914-1945)

    • @erenyeager5480
      @erenyeager5480 5 лет назад +75

      You good sir, have made my day 😂

    • @gafeleon9032
      @gafeleon9032 5 лет назад +321

      More like (Switzerland, 1847 - the end of the universe)

    • @yousefseed1874
      @yousefseed1874 5 лет назад +86

      But then...
      You can't win war

    • @Yeeren
      @Yeeren 5 лет назад +86

      I played a game of HoI4 as France where I extended the Maginot line to the sea and left Belgium to be gobbled up.
      Even without Germany declaring war on Soviets (who in turn were polite enough to maintain the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact and just expand into Afghanistan) Germany, Italy and later Spain could just not achieve breakthrough against France as the French army was not caught out of position in Belgium like its historical counterpart.
      After a succesful but extremely costly Scandinavian conquest, Germany decided to invade Switzerland to get at the "gap" in my defences between the Maginot and Italian lines. However, due to superior Allied code-breaking I knew of this plan and the moment German troops began fighting the Swiss (who promptly joined the Allied) I sent an entire army group to reinforce the Swiss. And the whole promptly turned into another meat grinder for the Wehrmacht.
      By this point (1943) both Spain and Italy were occupied, Benelux was liberated and American troops were landing by the millions in Europe, and Germany had to shoot its own industry in the foot just to get enough warm bodies in uniform to stem the Allied tide.
      The liberation of Denmark proved to be the final nail in the German coffin as it cut off a fair number of divisions in Scandinavia which were promptly encircled and destroyed by French armored divisions.
      1944 saw French, British, American, Belgian, Australian, Canadian, Indian and Swiss troops steamroll across the entirety of the Western front, finally ending the war in Europe when French armored divisions punched through the disintegrating German lines protecting Vienna (as Berlin fell three weeks prior)
      So even with being dragged into a (fictional, alternative) version of ww2 the Swiss still managed to come out on top.

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 лет назад +5

      @@yousefseed1874 you win if you are the only one left as soon as they other cavemen nuke everything else but you

  • @scottgrey3337
    @scottgrey3337 3 года назад +5629

    I once saw a “how Germany could have won post” that said “don’t siege Leningrad, just take it.” In that moment, I was in awe of the Nazi simps’ military prowess.

    • @youraveragescotsman7119
      @youraveragescotsman7119 3 года назад +1097

      Do... Do they understand what a siege usually implies?

    • @FourThousandAndFive
      @FourThousandAndFive 3 года назад +1111

      Wow! It's the Tactical Experts of the 302nd chairborne!

    • @lordpiggington5259
      @lordpiggington5259 3 года назад +1095

      Nah that's actually a good strategy also instead of using the Kreigsmarine why didn't they just walk to England

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 3 года назад +222

      @@lordpiggington5259 Better yet, they can put snorkels on all of their Tiger tanks and drive to Britain, and paradrop Panzer 4s into London! That'll show those Brits!

    • @lordpiggington5259
      @lordpiggington5259 3 года назад +182

      @@truereaper4572 Genius

  • @mitchellgeorge6031
    @mitchellgeorge6031 2 года назад +332

    “Just invade Britain” is hilarious to me. While not as difficult Russia, Britain is and has been one of the most notoriously difficult countries to invade. While the last successful invasion was William III and the Dutch in 1688, they had massive amounts of help from English Parliament and English dissent against King James II. Also, I see another idea that if the Germans made peace with the British, they could have focused on the Soviets. With Churchill in charge and his never surrender attitude, this scenario would have never happened.

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 2 года назад +10

      Just invade Britain is the same as "Just Win"

    • @ottovonbismarck1352
      @ottovonbismarck1352 2 года назад +53

      @@artanisplays3982 “just take Moscow, Leningrad, Stalingrad, Grozny, and push the Soviets to the Urals” is honestly something one of my friends said in regards to how Germany could’ve won. My reaction was just to nod along.

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 2 года назад +5

      Just as a curiosity I want to say that Spain once successfully invaded a (very small) part of England, but the invasion did not last long because it was not intended to maintain a long occupation, only to burn some villages and loot a bit (it was more like a attack-leave operation but still curious). Also after that they decided to do a Catholic mass on English soil:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Mount%27s_Bay

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 Год назад

      William of Orange wasn't really an invasion, he was literally invited. Realistically the last actual invasion was 1066 which was only successful because the King had to fight two separate wars in the space of a few weeks, had the Bastard invaded a year before or after it's almost certain he would have lost

    • @bavarianpotato
      @bavarianpotato Год назад +16

      Really the biggest issue regarding the invasion of england was that the germans even put as much effort to it as they did. It was a doomed effort from the start, which some generals noticed very early on. It was a giant waste of ressources.
      That being said, that decision wouldn't have changed the outcome of the war in any meaningful way. The only remotely realistic way I could see is if Germany and Japan had been proper allies. Yes, that's a lot of alternate history, but I don't think it's entirely implausible that Japan & Germany could've developed closer ties in the 30s and thus invaded the soviet union together.

  • @melvin1123
    @melvin1123 3 года назад +129

    They should of just waited for Steiner's counterattack

    • @stephenhosking7384
      @stephenhosking7384 2 года назад +2

      You mean, if Steiner had obeyed Hitler's order?

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 2 года назад +16

      Legend has it Steiner's still recruiting 98 year old men for his epic counteroffensive.

  • @lubu4u312
    @lubu4u312 5 лет назад +2440

    I think germany would have won the war if they didnt lose.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 5 лет назад +10721

    My entire channel is dedicated to alternate history, and I basically had to just say "There was no way Germany would win, don't think about it, let's just talk about the extremely improbable world after"

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 2 года назад +464

    Something I see a lot of people gloss over is the fact that Germany was The equivalent of that player in fighting games that knows one combo and spams it incessantly, This particular combo being the two hit sequence of armored blitzkrieg into rapid encirclement. The exceptions being the British campaign and the Africa campaign but that's only because those fronts were fairly limited in how they could be fought. But I would bet money that the first thing the Nazis would have done upon a successful landing and foothold in Britain was establish an armored spearhead and push to encircle London. Disregarding resource and manpower shortages, ideological changes, variable time frames and alliances, if Germany were to have ever had a wing and a prayer at victory they would have needed to learn a different fucking tactic.

    • @AirLancer
      @AirLancer 2 года назад +33

      Germany vs World 0-10 matchup.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 года назад +1

      The Axis vs. the empire backed by the Soviets ( economic ties & even the historically discussed Axis membership in 1940 ) & the USA respectively is a very different situation. It could easily end with a napoleonic victory aka, a stalemate that leaves Europe under absolute totalitarian control with the majority of the fighting happening in Africa as the Bosporus becomes the focus of the war.

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Год назад +37

      Even Africa used monotonous tactics where possible. In fact, the lauded Rommel almost exclusively used breakthrough and encirclement tactics where possible, and struggled when that was not possible, like when taking Tobruk and when attacking El Alamein.

    • @AshepEli-YT
      @AshepEli-YT Год назад +10

      Germany mains:"these Russian mains just throw themselves at you with their enormous man power and just brainlessly push to grapple your capital"

    • @chrischrisdaman
      @chrischrisdaman 10 месяцев назад +5

      Not even the complete contrary in africa too
      Rommel still spammed *concentrated attack on thin enemy line*

  • @maximthemagnificent
    @maximthemagnificent 2 года назад +255

    Had a friend in high school who always wanted to play Germany in the board game Axis & Allies and would throw everything he had at Britain on his first turn without fail (despite it being set in 1942). Really annoying as he almost always got creamed and was so weak it crippled most possibilities for the rest of the game.

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 2 года назад +41

      My dad and I played way too cautiously in that game.

    • @cheezebagz729
      @cheezebagz729 10 месяцев назад +22

      Bro is literally the definition of insanity

  • @cannedmusubi
    @cannedmusubi 5 лет назад +2208

    Those commenters who suggested paratrooping into Britain have been playing too much Hearts of Iron

    • @Pandadude-eg9li
      @Pandadude-eg9li 5 лет назад +100

      The USSR declared war on me just DAYS later.

    • @PlayerOblivion
      @PlayerOblivion 5 лет назад +95

      Sums up pretty much all of the mentioned suggestions

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 5 лет назад +26

      Or world conqueror

    • @reidf8506
      @reidf8506 5 лет назад +29

      Jesus Christ I usually just build up money and just spam rockets at London then paratroopers

    • @opinionatedarsehole6495
      @opinionatedarsehole6495 5 лет назад +8

      @@reidf8506 I fucking can't!!! Germany gets fuck all and if I try that I always get bummed in the east

  • @peendarc5262
    @peendarc5262 5 лет назад +3688

    why didn't Hitler just craft diamond armor for his troops?

    • @paymo14
      @paymo14 5 лет назад +164

      I changed by reply because retards kept r/woooshing me thinking I wasn't going along with the joke

    • @TeamCashCache
      @TeamCashCache 5 лет назад +63

      Hitter in a panic looks up top 10 ways to find diamonds beats the allies

    • @paymo14
      @paymo14 5 лет назад +8

      @@TeamCashCache Autocorrect got ya

    • @paymo14
      @paymo14 5 лет назад +3

      @Odin Witt beat?

    • @paymo14
      @paymo14 5 лет назад +7

      @@benchmarking6875 Bitch I got the fucking joke I was going along with it.

  • @britishteaparty2650
    @britishteaparty2650 2 года назад +156

    " if Hitler never invanded Soviet..."
    Is like saying if only the guy that said one should go over and kill all Slavic people went over and tried to kill all Slavic people.
    Never seen someone who theorized about the "no invade Soviet" scenario touch on the fact that the Soviet thing was so central to both Nazi philosophy and poletics that everything between 1920-45 would be different

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 2 года назад

      What people fail to understand about this is that that was Hitler’s goal. His endgame. It’s core to the Nazi ideology and racial hierarchy. He wanted Lebensraum, and he outright said “Germany’s future is in the East”. He didn’t even really want to fight the British or French because he respected their colonial empires and racism. Saying “don’t invade the Soviet Union” is like saying “don’t be nazis”. It takes away a core aspect of who they were.

    • @pacv3gamer457
      @pacv3gamer457 2 месяца назад

      The soviets were also planning to invade western europe before. One of the reasons Barbarossa was initially so successful was because the russians had *offensive* preparations, not defensive ones.

  • @annoyingbstard9407
    @annoyingbstard9407 11 месяцев назад +31

    The idea destroying the BEF at Dunkirk would have made a difference is bizarre. 215,000 British troops were rescued at Dunkirk. By the end of the war Britain had 6million men under arms.

    • @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
      @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 10 месяцев назад +1

      The successful retreat at Dunkirk was a major propaganda victory in another wise pretty major loss people tend to assume if it has gone the other way Britain would automatically become demoralised they would just give up and sue for peace. Really churchill would've retroactively downplayed it.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 That is assuming he would have gotten the support. Churchill’s past military career and political career was filled with what were seen as disasters. For example he planned the Norway Campaign. He likely would have gotten a vote of no confidence of Operation Dynamo failed, but I think they would replace him with someone who would still continue the war against the Germans.

    • @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
      @joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 10 месяцев назад

      @@emberfist8347 Yes there's definitely alot of potential history about how this one signal event could have changed alot of things in the war. But Germany winning is not one of them.

  • @Whatismoo
    @Whatismoo 5 лет назад +794

    "Here's why everything you said in this video is wrong"
    ;)

    • @jacoba1470
      @jacoba1470 5 лет назад +39

      Whatismoo destroying libtards with FACTS and LOGIC

    • @a3alex774
      @a3alex774 5 лет назад +10

      We know now, but do you have any idea how hard it is to read in 420p?

    • @moldovanemil475
      @moldovanemil475 5 лет назад +1

      +1

    • @SenkaBandit
      @SenkaBandit 5 лет назад

      Whatismoo I have no idea what you mean

    • @Polaris_was_in_Denial
      @Polaris_was_in_Denial 5 лет назад

      @@SenkaBandit 0:44, pause almost immediately

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1 5 лет назад +4598

    "It makes for good hoi4 games" Well said!

    • @Mikey-dh7qx
      @Mikey-dh7qx 5 лет назад +58

      bo i love you

    • @somedude272
      @somedude272 5 лет назад +114

      Oh wow... was not expecting you here
      A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 5 лет назад +16

      yay, bo is here.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +61

      Denmark isn't real

    • @matt_44882
      @matt_44882 5 лет назад +45

      What’s a dane? Never heard of it

  • @grainman2725
    @grainman2725 3 месяца назад +23

    Germany losing ww2 is a canon event across all dimensions

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 3 месяца назад +2

      Not in the Wolfenstein dimension at least.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 3 месяца назад +7

      ​​@@PitLord777hell they still lose in that one. Even when they were dominant and had superior technology (which they had to steal from da joos, thus compromising their own hardcore beliefs), they still lost 🤡🤡🤡

    • @sharky7002
      @sharky7002 2 месяца назад +1

      The only exceptions are tno and the man in the high castle and even then they had to purposely change certain things to give Germany a better chance at winning

    • @jeanpaulsinatra
      @jeanpaulsinatra Месяц назад

      According to string theory, every permutation of matter is possible, except Germany winning wwii

  • @Jiji-the-cat5425
    @Jiji-the-cat5425 3 года назад +205

    People don't seem to realize it's not as simple as "oh well don't attack Russia." Germany overstretched it's boundaries by a _lot_ even before Barbarossa. Keep in mind with every country Germany took over, they had to have occupation troops there to keep Partisans from taking gaining too much control which takes away manpower (especially when you look at Yugoslavia where the Partisans were fierce and took very large chunks of territory). So with troops in Poland, Denmark, Norway, Belgium, The Netherlands, Yugoslavia, Greece, half of France (on top of prewar conquests like Austria and Czechoslovakia) that's a lot of resources being used up. That's money, troops, weapons, resources, you name it being used. Germany's main goal *was* the USSR so Germany not attacking was incredibly unlikely.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 3 года назад +38

      They act as if every other nation was an AI that can’t make their own decisions to stall or hinder German expansion.

    • @Jiji-the-cat5425
      @Jiji-the-cat5425 3 года назад +33

      @@Void_Wars Exactly. Especially when you look at Yugoslavia and Greece the Partisans were _fierce_ and basically kicked out the Germans on their own. The French and Polish Resistance were very devoted and were a major headache to the Germans. They were derailing trains, they were stealing weapons and vehicles. They would assassinate officers. The countries Germany had conquered even though they were occupied played huge roles in hindering the war effort. Much of Germany's resources was holding onto territories and trying to stop Partisans. Which of course took away from the front lines.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 3 года назад +25

      @@Jiji-the-cat5425 and to the people that in ist that “Adolf should’ve just waited” don’t know that the Soviets would either get even more armed and ready for war or just counter push Germany.
      They both knew their pact wouldn’t last, they were too different In ideology and politics.
      Nice talking with you tho!

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 года назад

      If the Soviets attack, they risk the remains of the Allies ( mainly Great Britain ) supporting the Nazis because the Soviets controlling even more of Europe would mess even more the fragile power balance on the continent.
      The Soviets would also have to deal with partisans and even though the Nazis were monstrous, the Soviets were never popular among their subjects. They wouldn’t have support from the USA either if the Nazis had a white peace with the British.
      Every small change requires an entirely different universe due to determinism so not attacking the Soviets in a completely different timeline is not really that much of a stretch.

    • @baron2062
      @baron2062 2 года назад

      @@Arcaryon again, The Germans wouldnt be the Nazis if they didnt attack the Soviets. Wait until when exactly? Do what with that time? Lose the air war over Britian even harder? Look longingly out over the channel wishing you could do something? Lose all of your men occupying an empire that you cant hold? What about going into africa, getting stopped at El alamein again because the British sunk all of your supplies, then getting invaded by an increasingly weaponized United States and G.B, if the soviets dont rape berlin before that

  • @saturn6458
    @saturn6458 5 лет назад +1720

    Germany never could have won... But they certainly could have lost better.

    • @ryoushii
      @ryoushii 5 лет назад +77

      Quite true. We just decided not to make the same mistake we made in 1918, allowing Germans to surrender while on foreign territory.

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 5 лет назад +82

      I think the best alternate history where Germany could've lost better is if operation Valkyrie was a success. Germany would've called for an immediate ceasefire, given up captured territory and maybe would've supported the allies in the push against communism.

    • @AzureSkyCiel
      @AzureSkyCiel 5 лет назад +43

      @@tennoshenaniganizer9234 as pointed out: you've reached the point where you have to fundementally change the character and personality of Hitler. In a way, his greatest boon was also his greatest flaw: his absolute belief it was his destiny and right to carry out a crusade to make a future for the Aryan people. And he would not compromise. This meant he was driven early on the war, but as the war dragged on... Well, that sort of mindset can only carry you so far.
      As you pointed out, that IS the best scenario for Germany, but not one Hitler would have accepted.

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 5 лет назад +61

      @@AzureSkyCiel I never said my scenario would change Hitler's personality. I'm just saying that the best way Germany could've lost is if Valkyrie was a success and Hitler was killed by the bomb

    • @TheLuismaBeaTle
      @TheLuismaBeaTle 5 лет назад +45

      AzureSkyCiel yeah, Valkyrie was an attempt on hitlers life what are you talking about

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube 4 года назад +2459

    “GeRMaNy sHoulDve JUST iVadED the UK”. But they couldn’t. That’s the point.

    • @str2010
      @str2010 4 года назад +56

      @Filip Medak I dunno, Monty tried that in weedland and that didn't work out so well.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +6

      Filip Medak Crete: am i a joke to you?

    • @norandomstuff
      @norandomstuff 4 года назад +115

      @Filip Medak It would be more successful if they just dropped Goring in London

    • @tostadatheviking7828
      @tostadatheviking7828 4 года назад +3

      Jilk Luftwaffe: Why didn’t I think of that?

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +51

      NoRandomStuff the impact of his body would’ve shook the island itself and made the nukes look like firecrackers

  • @jamez6398
    @jamez6398 10 месяцев назад +53

    "Just don't declare war on anyone. Just don't commit genocide. Just don't be a fascist state. Just don't let Hitler rise to power. Just don't be Germany. Just ascend to a higher level of Godlike power and wip out the allies with eye lasers. No, I'm not being ridiculous, you are."

    • @YOSSARIAN313
      @YOSSARIAN313 10 месяцев назад +2

      People forget that german culture was so evil and violent before being tamed by allied bombing. The "dont do this" thing would have to go back to at least martin luther if not to charlemagne or earlier. German culture made nazism possible.

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 9 месяцев назад

      The Allies and Soviets did not even know about the Holocaust and would not have cared that much if Germany hadn't invaded other countries.

    • @ewadfe3705
      @ewadfe3705 9 месяцев назад +1

      lmao

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 9 месяцев назад

      "Just don't be national socialists! Just don't run out of oil! Just don't lose!" Also, nobody knew about the Holocaust until late in the war and even then the first camps people came across were POW camps before they came across the actual death camps.

    • @madgavin7568
      @madgavin7568 6 месяцев назад +1

      Even if Hitler had not risen to power, territorial expansion including the concept of Lebensraum, was very popular in Germany particularly amongst the German General Staff. Compounding this is that nearly all of Germany's top Generals agreed with or at least tacitly approved of Hitler's goals. Lets say not a Fascist dictatorship but a Military dictatorship came to power, or the Kaiser was restored (the idea had support even when Hitler came to power), Germany would have still started WWII.
      As Marshal Foch put it regarding the Treaty of Versailles; "This is not peace, it is an armistice for twenty years".

  • @ralphsaavedra2326
    @ralphsaavedra2326 Год назад +55

    Had Hitler only gotten more than one ball then he could've possibly won the war.

    • @tanjeeschuan4999
      @tanjeeschuan4999 10 месяцев назад +10

      And if Goring has two balls that aren't very small

    • @chrischrisdaman
      @chrischrisdaman 10 месяцев назад +10

      And if himmler wasn’t too sim’lar

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 4 месяца назад +5

      Unfortunately for them, poor old goebbels had no balls at all

  • @anonimosu7425
    @anonimosu7425 5 лет назад +1155

    How Germany Lost :
    Blame art school

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 лет назад +52

      @@jaidenkim1316 Vienna academy of arts killed millions

    • @boggisthecat
      @boggisthecat 5 лет назад +3

      Farrel 1
      You can’t expect schools to accept people on the basis that they’re bigoted weirdoes. Well, aside from the elite schools for our lords and masters.

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 лет назад +4

      @@boggisthecat hmmm

    • @timon7095
      @timon7095 5 лет назад +6

      I find it a fun fact that, while the school was in Vienna (AST), the guy who denied Hitler and proposed to him to be an architect was Slovenian.
      And the crafter of the wooden table behind which Hitler sat when he was almost assassinated but was protected by its thickness was also Slovenian.

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 лет назад +8

      @@timon7095 so WWII was Slovenia's fault

  • @BigPuddin
    @BigPuddin 4 года назад +2925

    It's almost as though declaring war on almost every powerful nation in the world is an unwinnable situation or something.

    • @lonesurvivalist3147
      @lonesurvivalist3147 3 года назад +134

      Ikr, wierd

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 2 года назад +208

      @Semih Sahin Germany should've just type 'annex all' smh

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 2 года назад +210

      Not only that, but ascribing to an ideology that is flawed to is very core.

    • @ngnxtan
      @ngnxtan 2 года назад +172

      @@highjumpstudios2384 not only “flawed”, but downright bs

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 2 года назад +7

      Unless you are the Mongols, Rome, Napoleon or Alexander.

  • @SebastianTuscano
    @SebastianTuscano 8 месяцев назад +20

    To win all Germany would have to do would be replace hitler with a super genius lizard person that reads Churchill mind and make Sherman’s spontaneousy combust

  • @Perfectheart-fan-girl
    @Perfectheart-fan-girl Год назад +49

    "Dear potential history. if germany couldnt have won ww2, how is it i can win as them in hoi4? Curious."

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 10 месяцев назад +4

      Because the game is made to ignore the logistical issues they had.

    • @ace74909
      @ace74909 7 месяцев назад +1

      Because video games are not real life

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 4 месяца назад +1

      Because HOI4 is Wehrb bullshit.

    • @ThisIsNotKal
      @ThisIsNotKal 3 месяца назад

      Because there the allies ai is literal brain rotted idiot

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Месяц назад

      Mainly because people win video games by cheesing stats and using metabuilds. There are no metabuilds or stats to cheese in real life.

  • @str2010
    @str2010 4 года назад +2087

    "Just invade Britain" is the equivalent of saying "Just teabag an injured crocodile"

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity 4 года назад +137

      *rule britannia intensifies*

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 4 года назад +112

      "Oh, ja, ja! Brilliant. Why didn't ve zink of dat? Just invade Britain. So simple. Almost as though ve had a plan to do it but never could because IT'S AN INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE, MUTTERFICKER!!"
      *beats wehraboo who suggested it over the head with baton and throws him in a labor camp*

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 4 года назад +7

      @Philip Freeman Chill, man. Everybody's on the same page in this comment chain.

    • @drinkyourwater1039
      @drinkyourwater1039 4 года назад +112

      "Just invade britain"
      Royal navy: *I Don't Think So*
      Royal airforce: *Laughs in tea*

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 4 года назад +20

      @@drinkyourwater1039
      German: ANGREIFEN.
      British: Ain't gon' happen.

  • @captainstryker2326
    @captainstryker2326 5 лет назад +1094

    In reality, Germany has never lost WW2, they are hiding on the moon, preparing for a counterattack

    • @bluecaptainIT
      @bluecaptainIT 5 лет назад +49

      Oh no, not Iron Sky, please...
      It's so funny to think about it I believe I might die laughing!

    • @jamesyates4836
      @jamesyates4836 5 лет назад +34

      Nah hitler has a nazi academy in Argentina

    • @captainstryker2326
      @captainstryker2326 5 лет назад +39

      @@jamesyates4836 they moved to Antarctica and then they flew to space

    • @ddoghusky2928
      @ddoghusky2928 5 лет назад +4

      Why do you think we never went. America been colluding with them since the end of the war when Soviets killed 12 Americans

    • @Crackmonkey2110
      @Crackmonkey2110 5 лет назад +3

      Id love that lol

  • @unclelarry8842
    @unclelarry8842 Год назад +99

    Let me make it perfectly clear for the people who say "they should've just invaded Great Britain instead of invading the USSR" or "they should've put all their resources into Great Britain":
    What do you think the Battle of Britain was for? The Battle of Britain would've gave way for an invasion (but not really cus gaining air superiority over Britain wouldn't exactly deal with the Royal Navy, which would slaughter Germany's amphibous invasion) and therefore it was vital that it had to be won so Germany dispatched it's entire Luftwaffe up to the task but in the end, it was a battle of attrition.
    The Luftwaffe was destroying plane after plane but the Royal Air Force was easily building more and more to replenish their losses, meanwhile the Luftwaffe was suffering losses just as much as the RAF was (maybe even slightly more as they were also losing a ton of their best pilots) but unlike them they simply couldn't account for it. People like to think that Germany switched from bombing airfields to terror bombing cities purely out of ego and anger, but the real reality is that the Luftwaffe was literally about to break if they kept attacking airfields so they switched to more easier and less defended targets: Britain's cities. You know the rest.
    For Operation Sealion (an invasion of Britain) to occur it required air superiority over Britain, naval superiority in the Atlantic, a proper logistical line, and proper landing crafts. None of which the Germans had.
    Had Operation Sealion gone on, it would've been a miserable and hilarious failure as the RN sends the invasion force (a bunch of slow moving barges) to the bottom of the channel before a single german boot makes it on british shores.
    Even if somehow enough barges made it through the RN, the RN would've blockaded any shitty barges carrying supplies or reinforcements, moved up the border, and hold the line until the invasion force ran out of supplies and could be crushed.
    This is the thing most people don't get, they DID put all of their resources into Great Britain and it failed miserably. Germany through all of it's failures then realized conquering Great Britain was basically impossible, so they moved on to the USSR.

    • @colesolomons5501
      @colesolomons5501 11 месяцев назад +13

      Low key It was basically like trying to sink an unsinkable aircraft carrier

    • @alexzero3736
      @alexzero3736 10 месяцев назад

      Ok. Then why not put effort into Africa? Like cutting Suez channel...

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@alexzero3736 one word: logistics

    • @LLAANN1988
      @LLAANN1988 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm not an expert on this but the BoB happened in mid 1940, and considering Germany had the industry of France and most of Western Europe couldn't they have eventually out scaled the UK? So if you wait and do Barb a lot later e.g 5 possibly 7 years later, while building up the Airforce and Navy ( no need for army since Germany doesn't invade USSR till a lot later) then surely you would eventually outscale the British no? Making a 3 million man army for USSR and then garrisoning a large chunk of it I expected took a lot of resources that could've been invested into Naval and Airforce materials. Could then Germany have outscaled the UK by the end of 1941? I'm not an expert and you seem pretty well drilled in the subject, but as a casual observer it seems quite weird that people say there is no way Germany could've beaten the Uk in any air war considering the German industry at the time. Which to me seems sufficient (in outscaling the British industry) if Germany also didn't have to focus on building such a large army for Barborosssa. @@unclelarry8842

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@LLAANN1988 yeah you're right, you are no expert. They couldn't simply just "wait" especially 5 to 7 years for a variety of reasons. One was their economy, Nazi Germany had a war reliant economy that relied on the pillaging of goods such as oil, bonds, grains, etc. from the countries they invaded and the biggest examples are France and Russia. Hell even before Russia they were already about to experience major food shortages according to Goebbels diary and were hoping the planned invasion of the Soviet Union would satiate it. Germany simply waiting it out, especially "5 possibly 7 years", would be absolutely unacceptable for the economy and it would've been a burning heep the first or second year in.
      Two, the USSR would've instead invaded them but bigger and stronger. Stalin and Hitler were mortal enemies (Hitler because he was anti-communist and saw slavs as inferior and Stalin because he didn't like another sizable regime as his next door neighbor) and there was already a slow Red Army buildup between their border. All the Soviets needed to do was complete their military reformations and refill their loss of officers (both of which played a *HUGE* part in the Soviets poor peformance at the beginning of the war) after the Great Purge, both of which would've been done in estimatingly the summer of 1942 had it gone completely uninterrupted. The Soviets would've been completely ready to invade by 1942-1943.
      Think of Germany's invasion of the USSR as a pre-emptive strike, war was already inevitable between them so might as well strike at the USSR while they're at their weakest.
      Third is oil. The German's could produce as many vehicles and shit as they want but unless they had abundance of oil on them (which they absolutely didn't) most of those vehicles would be useless.
      Fourth is Africa. In the time they spent sitting down and "building their military" no Axis presence in Africa has basically gave the Allies a free ticket to set up shop in Africa and using it as a staging ground to threaten Italy, Romania's oil fields, and Germany's goal of getting Russia's southern oil fields (aswell as dicking around all over the Mediterranean). Unlike your hoi4 games, the allies aren't a bunch of brainrotted idiots waiting for Germany to get stronger and stronger which brings me to my next point.
      Five is the Allies. The wouldn't just have sit down and let Germany grow stronger. They are going to make moves whether your HOI4-brainrotted mind likes it or not. There likely would've been an earlier invasion of Italy, more raids on German production facilities, more Allied bombings, a later but strong invasion of Germany by the Soviets, and a highly probable early D-Day invasion. Also 5 or 7 years would've gave America the chance to wipe Germany's slate clean with nukes.
      There's more but simply waiting and building cannot do it for Germany.

  • @mojotheaverage
    @mojotheaverage 2 года назад +38

    I always love when you hear wehraboos say something like 'if rommel was in charge, the war would have gone differently'. Like yeah, he probably would have surrendered as soon as it was obvious they could never win... Or just never start the war at all

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 2 года назад +20

      Nah. Rommel wouldn't have sat in the office to plan a grand strategy and instead would have hopped to the front and led bunch of the forces himself while leaving everyone else waiting for orders and someone to coordinate the troops.
      Not to mention that when supply issues would come forth Rommel would simply tell the commanders to use the enemies supplies...

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 года назад

      People don't wish Nazi Germany had won. They're just asking questions and are speculating. People are just curious and there's nothing wrong with that.

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 2 года назад +3

      @@andyfriederichsen Nah some do

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 2 года назад +2

      @@andyfriederichsen I sincerely doubt that "hailvictory1488" in the comments arguing in favor of a German victory wouldn't have wanted the Germans to win

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 года назад

      @@isaac3140 Nice strawman.

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 5 лет назад +1013

    I hope this continues to be a debated topic for a long time.
    “Germany STILL CANNOT WIN pt.23”

    • @Max-mx5yc
      @Max-mx5yc 5 лет назад +42

      nah he'll start germany could not win WW3

    • @Mr_Bunk
      @Mr_Bunk 5 лет назад +28

      Ya know, that would actually be good news for Potential Hstory’s comment output requiements. Keep complaining, Wehraboos; this guy needs that sweet, sweet ad revenue!

    • @naruyashan
      @naruyashan 5 лет назад +51

      HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol 2 года назад +4

      I would totally watch that.

    • @tuomasgaming4210
      @tuomasgaming4210 2 года назад

      No

  • @blacksmithpanzer4517
    @blacksmithpanzer4517 5 лет назад +678

    but what if hitler had used the chaos emeralds to destroy brazil thereby allowing flavortown to enter the war on the axis side without envoking the wraith of hidden leaf village?

    • @arthursouza8100
      @arthursouza8100 5 лет назад +34

      I am brasilian and i aprove this message.

    • @lolroflroflcakes
      @lolroflroflcakes 5 лет назад +6

      Obligatory Inquisitor Head-smash reference.

    • @lordedward68
      @lordedward68 5 лет назад +3

      La Maci, and Kefka would have poisoned the Rhine anyways

    • @gingerlyglasses444
      @gingerlyglasses444 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks dick now I have aids

    • @UndertakerU2ber
      @UndertakerU2ber 4 года назад +11

      Hitler would still need to find all the Dragon Balls in order to have a chance at penetrating The Fortress of Solitude. And even then, his chances would be slim when fighting the Evangelion Units operated by The Holy Britannian Empire.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 года назад +84

    I like how this man users the term "character motivation" when describing Hitler. It makes it sound like he's a fictional character instead of a historical figure.
    But actually, it sounds familiar because the inverse is true. We base fictional characters and stories off of history because fiction is a tool to to simulate and explore reality. So the term "character motivation", while only used in fiction, comes from reality in concept.
    I also like it because reality is not just made up of physical things like men, guns, and steel, it's made up of ideas, intentions, and philosophies so because of that, character motivation and personality are just as real of a factor as anything physical. In fact, I often wish we paid more attention to "character motivation" in both fictional and historical stories.

    • @theflyingeyeball
      @theflyingeyeball 10 месяцев назад +5

      Not invading the Soviet Union goes against the already established Hitler lore

    • @riverman6462
      @riverman6462 9 месяцев назад +3

      I guess my character motivation is to laze around and sleep all day 😢

  • @hunter704
    @hunter704 6 месяцев назад +15

    "Germany would have won... If they weren't Nazis"

  • @batzathebeast6750
    @batzathebeast6750 5 лет назад +354

    3:32 British solider committing war crimes

    • @grievouslytired7886
      @grievouslytired7886 5 лет назад +34

      Makes Dresden look like the Phoney war.

    • @wiron5564
      @wiron5564 5 лет назад +11

      Grievously Tired Dresden is a hoax made by wehraboos and neo nazis

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 5 лет назад +24

      @@wiron5564 fun fact. It was actually made by the Nazi propaganda minister.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 5 лет назад +2

      Wiron Is this the new Bielefeld Conspiracy?

    • @nameisname7445
      @nameisname7445 5 лет назад +1

      I mean you're not wrong

  • @xXxKAMIKAZExXx
    @xXxKAMIKAZExXx 4 года назад +1796

    They could have won if Luxembourg sided with the Axis.

    • @jackstickeye5139
      @jackstickeye5139 4 года назад +120

      But alas, they were forced into Neutrality by Britain for they were too powerful.

    • @denizkaanbudak2857
      @denizkaanbudak2857 4 года назад +44

      if ussr faced the might of bulgaria, ussr would definitely fall )))))))

    • @madgoat2692
      @madgoat2692 4 года назад +52

      Nah all of you are wrong if Switzerland joined germany

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 года назад +3

      Deniz Kaan Budak I think USSR fought Bulgaria too.

    • @aryandrasetiawan5386
      @aryandrasetiawan5386 3 года назад

      @@denizkaanbudak2857 you only joking right? If you not you idiot

  • @mckenziemcquarry9209
    @mckenziemcquarry9209 10 месяцев назад +42

    The Royal Navy out numbered Germany 20 ships to 1. The German Invasion fleet would have mostly died in the channel, and those that landed would have been cut off from wrecked supply lines, and that’s before Churchill said he would have used mustard gas on invaders. The war might have even have ended quicker if Germany broke themselves against that wall in 1942.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 10 месяцев назад +15

      Exactly, what's worse is people say Operation Sea Lion was completely possible and all I have to say is "lmfao with what fucking Navy?"

    • @joshdavis3743
      @joshdavis3743 10 месяцев назад +4

      Actually you are wrong about the invasion fleet dying in the channel. They wargamed Sealion in 1974 with several high ranking Nazis playing German Nazi leaders at the time. Here is a direct quote "The German invasion fleet only suffered minor losses due to motor torpedo boats", this first wave consisted of about 8,000 airborne and 80,000 land troops, again mostly landed without issue. The issue the German's had were supply and reinforcements. Now that the Royal navy was on notice the second and third echelon troops, heavy equipment and supplies were mostly doomed. They deemed that IRL Operation Sea Lion would have been doomed to fail, but not because the invasion fleet was sunk, but because the supply would be cut.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​​​@@joshdavis3743lol that's bullshit? Airborne troops? Are they forgetting that Britain maintaned complete air superiority? What did they think the BoB was for? To see who had the better airforce and call it a day? Also Market Garden and Crete shows us just how well Airborne operations go when unsupported. What's funnier is that they think the Germans could even land a single boot down on Britain's shores, especially with their slow moving shitty barges. Also seriously wtf is the Royal Navy doing? Having a wank? They wouldn't just let German barges filled with troops just slowly move towards their islands, is the entire British military in this scenario a bunch of brainrots that have no idea what they're doing? Cuz it's either that or apparently they have no Navy.

    • @ThisIsNotKal
      @ThisIsNotKal 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@unclelarry8842 the kriegsmarine is the middle child for germany no resource goes to it and when it does its either just "build more U boats" or make shit like the Bismarck.

  • @romesrepublic
    @romesrepublic 2 года назад +52

    At the end of the day, the Germans were punching way above their weight class. Like one skilled middle weight going up against three a heavy weights.

    • @jackstickeye5139
      @jackstickeye5139 Год назад +2

      Just like the Polish and Yugoslav partisans, also my man Briger Eriksen may his strong and blessed soul rest in peace.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 10 месяцев назад +6

      More like sucker punching four bigger fighters and hoping he could win before they recovered from the shock. If both France and Poland were prepared and the Soviet union didn't invade Poland, the war might have ended right at that point where Germany started to invade them. People didn't realize the insane amount of luck Germany enjoyed at the beginning of the war. They banked on the chance Britain and France would hesitate to respond and their gamble paid off. The German high command wasn't even sure whether France would let them attack Poland without any response. Only after 8 months seeing no action from the Brit and French did the Wehrmacht start marching west. But they couldn't ride on the initial shock forever, no one can especially against such significantly bigger enemies, and what must inevitably happen happened.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Месяц назад +2

      @@minhducnguyen9276 This is why playing France in HOI4 is fun. If France grows a spine and covers their lines better, the Nazis situation gets substantially worse.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Месяц назад +2

      @@thebighurt2495 And it's only hard at the beginning where you have to contain the German breakthroughs and contest them in the sky, once Germany loses momentum they don't have any advantage over you.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Месяц назад

      @@minhducnguyen9276 It's just a shame their bombers look like crap

  • @laughable6650
    @laughable6650 3 года назад +2874

    If Hitler had just had psychic powers and a time machine, he could have predicted allied actions and won the war.

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 3 года назад +202

      He would probably still lose

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 3 года назад +87

      He would have looked forward and surrendered sooner, in the hopes that maybe he would get a lighter sentence

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 3 года назад +10

      See, simple sollution!

    • @franciscomelojunior2535
      @franciscomelojunior2535 2 года назад +28

      seeing you lose, doesn't make you win

    • @atishayritulpatwa7235
      @atishayritulpatwa7235 2 года назад

      @@averagejoey2000 HE would anyway shoot himself.

  • @mcant17
    @mcant17 4 года назад +2544

    Here's why everything you said in the video was wrong :

    • @ignorantethan656
      @ignorantethan656 4 года назад +183

      Goring is 10 times more powerful than the Tsar Bomba

    • @downtempus
      @downtempus 4 года назад +32

      After I’ve finished reading (a year and a half after first time watching it did I bother to stop and effin’ read), I delved right in to search for this comment.

    • @mjf4888
      @mjf4888 4 года назад +5

      @@downtempus you beat me to it haha

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 4 года назад +3

      @Jackson West He was a thicc ole druggy boi.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 4 года назад +2

      @Jackson West Extra double wide. Big ole booty.

  • @killerbug05
    @killerbug05 3 года назад +34

    PH: *explains his reasoning for why he thinks germany couldn't have won ww2*
    The comments: OK but what if germany changed its long standing beliefs, just wasn't limited by resources and man power, won (X) battles, and well...just wasn't germany?

  • @exactlybasically8603
    @exactlybasically8603 2 года назад +23

    Werhaboos: Ok but what if they TOOK the Soviet Union, and PUSHED IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

  • @doucettealexander98
    @doucettealexander98 5 лет назад +520

    "Here's why everything you said in this video is wrong"
    if they just boosted party popularity in the US they could have made them fascist

  • @xra1750
    @xra1750 3 года назад +1381

    Fun fact: Dedicating massive amounts of resources into impractical railroad cannons and tanks that are over engineered and break every mile, will in fact hamper your war effort

    • @OrdinaryEXP
      @OrdinaryEXP 3 года назад +99

      All the while building *two* 50k ton merchant raiders...

    • @Nobody-pq6bw
      @Nobody-pq6bw 3 года назад +56

      All while having a non-existent navy!

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 2 года назад +6

      Railroad guns are useful, but yes.

    • @anthonymartell9880
      @anthonymartell9880 2 года назад +3

      All while committing genocide against 9 million people. Doing all of the things above just doesn't help you win a war

    • @theicelandicnationalist2.023
      @theicelandicnationalist2.023 Год назад +25

      Ok… doesn’t matter if they build more Panzer 4 or panthers instead of the tigers, they still couldn’t fuel or crew them… Germany didn’t have the option of building tanks and equipment like the soviets or Americans, other than the Schwer gustaff… that was a waste of time and I am not going to defend it

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 5 месяцев назад +9

    I'm glad that the Wolfenstein games exist, because it shows us that to even have a chance at winning the war, the Germans had to use zombies, a literal fallen godlike knight, abominations created by mixing humans and machines with weaponized teslas, massive robots, space ships, and nukes. And they end up losing almost every single time anyway.

  • @tiernanwearen6624
    @tiernanwearen6624 Год назад +20

    They could have won if goring was used as the Atlantic wall

    • @tiernanwearen6624
      @tiernanwearen6624 Год назад

      @@is-2heavytank?

    • @danielnavarro537
      @danielnavarro537 Год назад +6

      Yes. If Germany used Goering on London and Moscow, they wouldn't exist anymore due to the sheer size of him.

    • @tiernanwearen6624
      @tiernanwearen6624 Год назад +1

      @@danielnavarro537 or he could just have eaten the USSRS and UKs food supplies

    • @trevorphillips8415
      @trevorphillips8415 Год назад +2

      @@tiernanwearen6624 USSR: What food supplies?

    • @mattfromwiisports2468
      @mattfromwiisports2468 Год назад

      @@nimdaqa that would end the world, cant conquer the world if its been destroyed

  • @eliwatson7936
    @eliwatson7936 4 года назад +2419

    Breaking news: Mid-size Central European nation cannot defeat entire world in war, wheraboos still mad

    • @jackstickeye5139
      @jackstickeye5139 4 года назад +283

      Also later: Allieboos angry at Simple History giving most of the credit to the Soviets (even though he didn't). Commiebos deny Tianamen again, tensions continue to rise.

    • @kommissarvalkyre2054
      @kommissarvalkyre2054 4 года назад +8

      But they held on for 6 Years against every Mayor Country on this Planet

    • @kommissarvalkyre2054
      @kommissarvalkyre2054 4 года назад +4

      @Cpl. Rook Oh it does, to be good dosn't mean to Win. If they had only killed France and Poland and the British wouldn't have cared, the war would have been over

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 4 года назад +94

      @@kommissarvalkyre2054 yeah and those six years they made dumb decisions after dumb decisions and lost territory. Not exactly something to brag about.

    • @madgoat2692
      @madgoat2692 4 года назад

      This war yeah but ww1 on the other hand

  • @KSPUnitedYT
    @KSPUnitedYT 3 года назад +1559

    "What if Hitler was accepted to art school" LMAO

    • @user-wb8iu1hl6i
      @user-wb8iu1hl6i 3 года назад +25

      @Lukáš Znojemský His art was boring if competent, he couldn't hold a candle to people like Egon Schiele

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +16

      Well then he would have been know as a racist genocidal dictator who had a brief STIN as an artist before going full megalomaniac.

    • @harshadbrown2312
      @harshadbrown2312 3 года назад +4

      Ww2 would still happen but a lot more different

    • @raptordoniv6779
      @raptordoniv6779 3 года назад +3

      @@harshadbrown2312 or worse

    • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
      @imlivingunderyourbed7845 3 года назад +7

      @@harshadbrown2312 obviously nothing would change in the pacific theatre, and Italy might become the main aggressor in Europe along with the Soviet Union but the difference is Italy would get fvcked very quickly.

  • @cb6733
    @cb6733 Год назад +14

    Another thing with the UK, if you remember one of Churchill's speeches, he says "And even if, which I do not for a moment believe, our island or a large part of it were subjugated and starring, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guard by the British fleet, would carry on the struggle." This line exemplifies why "Just invading Britain doesn't work. She still has a very large empire, most if not all of which are going to keep fighting, meaning the Germans now have to invade several other countries, many of which they do not have quick access too, and many of which are over seas, so any invading force has to make it to said country without being wiped off the map by the royal navy and other allied naval forces, land on well defended beaches, take said beaches, and fight inland all the while having to resupply over great distances.

  • @jvbndofvbnebe
    @jvbndofvbnebe 2 года назад +40

    hi, I know it's been some years since you made this series.
    but please, do a sequence about Germany in WW1 (Germany could/could not win ww1)
    this would be very interesting to watch

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 7 месяцев назад

      Germany would have had a better chance had they not send that telegram. They probably would have been able to knock France out of the war.

  • @zhop951
    @zhop951 5 лет назад +319

    Here's one you probably haven't heard: What The German army stole the Bob Semple tank design, as well as the Canadian Ross Rifle to make the Ultimate Bob-Ross Combo, Hitler WAS a painter after all.

    • @varietywiarrior
      @varietywiarrior 5 лет назад +14

      The Bob Ross tank would be _GODLIKE_

    • @johnnygreenface4195
      @johnnygreenface4195 5 лет назад +4

      Or they went artillery only

    • @bellmaster4088
      @bellmaster4088 5 лет назад +4

      The Canadians had a good gun? I thought the only thing our northern allies knew how to do was make good maple syrup.

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 5 лет назад +9

      They should have also domesticated emus and got the tsar tank.

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 5 лет назад

      👏. 👏. 👏.

  • @italianbeans877
    @italianbeans877 4 года назад +820

    Bruh still waiting for Steiner’s counterattack

    • @jpcristiano8986
      @jpcristiano8986 4 года назад +3

      Italian Beans lol

    • @Nik-xi2ri
      @Nik-xi2ri 4 года назад +4

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tristenm1526
      @tristenm1526 4 года назад +48

      Any minute now.

    • @tristenm1526
      @tristenm1526 4 года назад +67

      +The ProjectRoza The real Steiner’s Counterattack is the friends we made along the way.

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 4 года назад +15

      Mfw Ghost Steiner returns and leads a phantom army to conquer all of Russia 50 years from now

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon Год назад +23

    It really puts into perspective just how much of a powerhouse the United States is when you remember only about 9% of its population was mobilized during the war.
    There is a misconception that the Axis and Allies were on equal level of power but that's not the case at all. Germany was stretched to utter collapse trying to hold Europe, Japan was similar with its Asian campaigns, and Italy....lol.
    There were never going to win.

  • @SpadesNeil
    @SpadesNeil 3 года назад +74

    "If the Nazis weren't Nazis, they would have won."
    I mean that's true. Nazis wouldn't leave the Soviets alone. Not-Nazis would mind their own damn business. Actually I'm not sure if the war would've happened at all. And that's the real victory isn't it?

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 года назад

      So they'd have won if Hitler was accepted into Art School.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 11 месяцев назад +1

      Basically Red Alert 1

    • @stargazerspark4499
      @stargazerspark4499 10 месяцев назад

      pretty sure the forces behind the scenes controlling both the western allies and soviets would have had to deal with the obstacle that germany and japan was to their global hegemony one way or another, regardless of who was in power.

    • @Jonas-Seiler
      @Jonas-Seiler 8 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠@@stargazerspark4499 dude are you seriously subscribing to the bs about “judeo-bolshevism” in fucking 2023

    • @Jonas-Seiler
      @Jonas-Seiler 8 месяцев назад +1

      WW2 as we understand it probably wouldn’t happen but a hot version of the Cold War would then be likely if not inevitable

  • @lordedward68
    @lordedward68 5 лет назад +469

    If Germany had produced Bob Semple tanks and Ross Rifles they would've won

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 5 лет назад +40

      The Bob Semple was such a godforsaken abomination that not even Hitler wanted to use it against the allies.

    • @lordedward68
      @lordedward68 5 лет назад +23

      @K4nler this why Hitler is dumb just sacrifice your soul to use the Bob sample tank and win. Ggs

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 5 лет назад +16

      The mere presence of Bob Semple Tank will make even IS-2 blow themselves up

    • @bobsemple262
      @bobsemple262 5 лет назад +12

      @K4nler the whole red army will simply surrender as soon as they saw a Bob semple in the horizon

    • @biglordchungus9794
      @biglordchungus9794 5 лет назад +5

      Finally a person who watchs rimmy Alex and isp thank God another hoi4 player.
      *HALALUYA HALALUYA HALALUYA HALALUYA HHHHHAAALLLLAAAAALLLLUUUUYYYYYAAAA*

  • @4meSaints
    @4meSaints 5 лет назад +596

    You nailed it with that Medal of Honor intro hahaha

    • @francisyockey2215
      @francisyockey2215 5 лет назад +5

      A quote from Winston Churchill in 'Zionism versus Bolshevism':
      "This movement among the Jews is not new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxembourg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States), this world-wide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilization and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing. It played, as a modern writer, Mrs. Webster, has so ably shown, a definitely recognizable part in the tragedy of the French Revolution. It has been the mainspring of every subversive movement during the Nineteenth Century; and now at last this band of extraordinary personalities from the underworld of the great cities of Europe and America have gripped the Russian people by the hair of their heads and have become practically the undisputed masters of that enormous empire.
      There is no need to exaggerate the part played in the creation of Bolshevism and in the actual bringing about of the Russian Revolution, by these international and for the most part atheistical Jews, it is certainly a very great one; it probably outweighs all others. With the notable exception of Lenin, the majority of the leading figures are Jews. Moreover, the principal inspiration and driving power comes from the Jewish leaders. Thus Tchitcherin, a pure Russian, is eclipsed by his nominal subordinate Litvinoff, and the influence of Russians like Bukharin or Lunacharski cannot be compared with the power of Trotsky, or of Zinovieff, the Dictator of the Red Citadel (Petrograd) or of Krassin or Radek -- all Jews.
      In the Soviet institutions the predominance of Jews is even more astonishing. And the prominent, if not indeed the principal, part in the system of terrorism applied by the Extraordinary Commissions for Combating Counter-Revolution has been taken by Jews, and in some notable cases by Jewesses. The same evil prominence was obtained by Jews in the brief period of terror during which Bela Kun ruled in Hungary.
      The same phenomenon has been presented in Germany (especially in Bavaria), so far as this madness has been allowed to prey upon the temporary prostration of the German people. Although in all these countries there are many non-Jews every whit as bad as the worst of the Jewish revolutionaries, the part played by the latter in proportion to their numbers in the population is astonishing."

    • @alejandrogorricho4791
      @alejandrogorricho4791 5 лет назад +6

      @@francisyockey2215 Sources: "Dude trust me".

    • @francisyockey2215
      @francisyockey2215 5 лет назад +2

      @@alejandrogorricho4791 The source is 'Zionism versus Bolshevism' by Winston Churchill which he wrote in 1920. The first line of the comment is literally saying what the source is so you may be illiterate.
      en.wikisource.org/wiki/Zionism_versus_Bolshevism

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 5 лет назад +3

      @@francisyockey2215 alt right: Churchhill and the British were zionesyt puppet
      Also alt right:CHURCHILL WAS BASED AND REPILLED

    • @francisyockey2215
      @francisyockey2215 5 лет назад +1

      @@suspicioususer: Can't argue with facts? Just use strawman statements.

  • @rremac0001
    @rremac0001 3 года назад +18

    I love how the British point is just,
    ‘one simply, does not invade Britain’

    • @kurochigo
      @kurochigo Год назад

      France 1066?

    • @flyingpiggie979
      @flyingpiggie979 Год назад +1

      Even then, the not fully “English” at that point were invaded by two separate enemy forces at once, on opposite sides of the country. And *still* nearly won. With peasants. They handily defeated one of them and performed well against the other.

  • @MastaChafa
    @MastaChafa Год назад +1

    Loved the Medal of Honor allied assault theme and music👌👌👌 great video

  • @barry6541
    @barry6541 5 лет назад +476

    How to win World War II as Germany: Win WWI as Germany

    • @weik-2936
      @weik-2936 5 лет назад +15

      more or less

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 лет назад +12

      @gillecroisd 92 at least don't challenge the 2-3 largest superpowers of the time.

    • @55_reasons_why74
      @55_reasons_why74 5 лет назад +2

      @gillecroisd 92 or just don't stop your entire fucking army outside of Paris and actually move in on the place

    • @danestambaugh255
      @danestambaugh255 5 лет назад +2

      @@55_reasons_why74 man germany is the king of right place wrong leader

    • @alex180111
      @alex180111 5 лет назад

      Easy right?

  • @bimboalabama5649
    @bimboalabama5649 5 лет назад +382

    Why didn’t Germany just press the “WIN WAR” button?

    • @devangimewar8009
      @devangimewar8009 4 года назад +10

      BeCaUsE tHeRe WaS nO “WiN wAr” BuTtOn111!!!!2!1!1!1!1!3!1!1!!

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 4 года назад +9

      Bruh its ez.
      Turn off ironman mode
      Annex fra
      Annex eng
      Annex Sov
      Annex USA
      Research all

  • @mattsherlock9636
    @mattsherlock9636 2 года назад +18

    Germany would win if this were a pulp novel and they had zombies armies and werewolf commandos, and only until the third act when the Soviet Witch's, America Superheros, and King Arthur came to kick hitler in the face.

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 2 года назад

      Nazi zombies 😳

    • @carlsacel7222
      @carlsacel7222 2 года назад

      and Napoleon coming back from the death

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Месяц назад

      @@carlsacel7222 With Le Marseilles and "Vive le France" roaring in the background

  • @fostie8205
    @fostie8205 Месяц назад +4

    Honestly it is more realistic for Germany to lose before taking France than for them to win. It was honestly crazy how the Allies played right into a ridiculously risky plan cooked up by meth-fueled generals. Also, just the fact that the Allies appeased them, hoping they would invade the soviets and weaken both enemies allowing them to take them both out, was insanely lucky.

  • @josephstalin6549
    @josephstalin6549 5 лет назад +429

    The actual reason why Hitler lost was because he wasen’t using Dashlane

    • @wertor666
      @wertor666 5 лет назад +6

      Well, his brain was on alternative history

    • @serubyne57
      @serubyne57 5 лет назад +11

      He was using the Enigma, not Dashlane.

    • @bunghole47
      @bunghole47 5 лет назад +2

      Joseph Stalin he may have lost, but at least he uses proper grammar. *wasn’t

  • @SolidSnake684
    @SolidSnake684 5 лет назад +747

    Holy shit that intro is legendary. The tipping point was the whole memo during the loading screen being rewritten. Above and beyond, sir

    • @coeurdelion689
      @coeurdelion689 5 лет назад +9

      I loved the Medal of Honor Frontline style briefing. That game was a blast on ps2

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 5 лет назад +7

      @@coeurdelion689 Actually, Jake, that was Allied Assault he was doing, not Frontline... but it is mostly the same.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 лет назад +1

      @@ackbarfan5556 TBF it was developed next to each other, what with Frontline using sounds from AA

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 5 лет назад +1

      @@ArcturusOTE Yeah, I know. Still, both were amazing games... though I enjoyed Frontline slightly better.

  • @alexandermijatovich8850
    @alexandermijatovich8850 9 месяцев назад +12

    Something I never see discussed is what winning meant to the Nazis. It's worth remembering that nazi ideology was kind of dependent on constant, never ending conflict. In a sense, final victory was never actually possible. In fact, some recent historians (such as Ian Kershaw) have argued that Hitler never really had an idea of what final victory meant- he argued in one essay that he essentially saw the endpoint as going down in flames. It's also worth remembering that if Germany defeated every other major power, they would then have to actually occupy all that territories permanently. The US couldn't even maintain a puppert government in Vietnam. How exactly was Germany meant to hold all of Europe under its thumb??? People sometimes focus too much on the military side of Nazi Germany and forget that the insanity that drove it was always going to destroy itself

    • @maxmcqueen1196
      @maxmcqueen1196 6 месяцев назад

      The Nazis, including good 'ole Erich Ludendorff, revelled in violence, even if it was against their own "team," so to speak. Without it, their lives were meaningless. Honestly, it is quite similar to the ideology of ISIS. Bloodshed for the sake of it. One of the classic faces of true evil and good people continue to be made victims of it.

  • @rocklobster5225
    @rocklobster5225 Год назад +10

    My greatest sadness in life is not having an award esteemed enough to give you for that Medal of Honor skit. That was the highest form of art the west had produced. Please do more of that

  • @Devstaa
    @Devstaa 5 лет назад +574

    If that one guy that dabbed wasn’t part of the war
    Germany would have won

    • @harrypoon3410
      @harrypoon3410 4 года назад +8

      I seriously hope he made it alive

    • @jacobsummers2664
      @jacobsummers2664 4 года назад +32

      just looked into it, this is actually extras from the 2016 movie "dunkirk." It's still hilarious though!

    • @macrodic1898
      @macrodic1898 4 года назад +5

      Jacob Summers damn, I thought that was real

    • @twandepan
      @twandepan 4 года назад

      Josh Nichols but this would redefine who the germans are so doesn’t count.

    • @russxdxdxd4675
      @russxdxdxd4675 4 года назад +10

      Although this image has been circulating online for several years, it certainly can’t be traced back to the 1930s. This photograph was actually captured in the summer of 2016 and shows a group of extras from the feature film Dunkirk.
      A black-and-white filter was applied to the original image

  • @worldwar2freak12
    @worldwar2freak12 5 лет назад +512

    Here's why everything you said in this video is wrong:
    "RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and "Muh Wunderwaffe"
    Nice game choice, but Medal of Honor: Frontline will always have the No.1 spot in my heart.
    PS: What happened to your "Tank Duel in Cologne" video? It was really good and it's gone, why? Also, I missed your Panzer Madels stream, and can't find it. This is a hole in my life I would like filled.

    • @kayt9627
      @kayt9627 5 лет назад +3

      worldwar2freak12 the tank duel in cologne video got copyrighted for some reason. I think he talked about it on one of The streams

    • @PotentialHistory
      @PotentialHistory  5 лет назад +60

      Tank duel video is in a copyright claim fight. The live stream is on my community tab though!

    • @justaguy723
      @justaguy723 5 лет назад +5

      @@PotentialHistory HOW DARE THEY USE AN MG34 AGAINST THE P1000 RATTE THAT IS YOUR CHANNEL?! MEIN LEIBENSRAUM IS SHRINKING REEEEEEEEE (sorry about that, I needed a good way to express outrage and _attempt_ to be funny)

    • @donradkos6655
      @donradkos6655 5 лет назад

      That wasn't Frontline, it was the main menu from Medal of Honor Allied Assault, the PC one.

    • @donradkos6655
      @donradkos6655 5 лет назад +1

      @@intag8655 I hate playing shooters with a gamepad so I wouldn't know

  • @kingking-ci1gf
    @kingking-ci1gf 2 года назад +15

    how to not lose WWII as germany:
    "dont start the goddamn war"

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 2 года назад +3

      They still lose because their economy was about to collapse in early 1939.

    • @ottovonbismarck1352
      @ottovonbismarck1352 2 года назад +2

      @@condedooku9750 did you learn this from tik?

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 2 года назад

      @@ottovonbismarck1352 Nope

  • @abumuslimal-asiani2066
    @abumuslimal-asiani2066 4 месяца назад +7

    im always love how ridiculous "n4zi won" alternate history scenarios are, in wolfenstein universe, n4zi won because russian revolution foiled and russia never became communist, thus somehow that makes russia weaker (???), and incapable of defeating n4zis

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 3 месяца назад +8

      It's funny how they made Africa the last continent to surrender and put up resistance, instead of the people who were fully aware that every single one of them would have been exterminated once they surrender.
      Stalin would have thrown every man, women, and children at Germany before even just *thinking* about surrendering.

  • @PacopicooftheDuty
    @PacopicooftheDuty 5 лет назад +1416

    Okay, okay, Germany could not win WWII, but
    *Puts on gas mask*
    how about
    *Enters trench*
    World War I?
    *Blasts Prussian earrape*

    • @ministerofpropagandaindoct4966
      @ministerofpropagandaindoct4966 5 лет назад +150

      The Germans could've won that, if they didn't mess around with the USA, as they almost starved the British and mutinies were getting more and more common and moral was quite low for both, but US support changed that.

    • @UmbraHand
      @UmbraHand 5 лет назад +36

      TheLoneWolf550 Or even easier, dont invade Belgium ir even then, not chasing troops in the Battle of the Marne and taking Paris

    • @BottoBaby
      @BottoBaby 5 лет назад +19

      Maybe. Possible. Not extremely likely.

    • @MrToymaster1
      @MrToymaster1 5 лет назад +2

      TheLoneWolf550 or if they had captured Amines in 1918
      The real question is how do Germany's allies hold up

    • @MrToymaster1
      @MrToymaster1 5 лет назад +8

      Pajarraco if they attacked Russia in 1914 instead of France through Belgium, this could have won them the war

  • @thepulle4722
    @thepulle4722 5 лет назад +305

    Boys ask: “What if Germany won WW2?”
    Men ask: “What if Germany won WW1?”
    LEGENDS ASK: “What if the Spartacist uprising was successful?”

    • @dust4680
      @dust4680 5 лет назад +2

      Your Average pull then Germany would be communist, no?

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 5 лет назад +29

      What if god DIDN'T say, "But I'm already tracer."?

    • @perciblejames268
      @perciblejames268 5 лет назад +9

      What if the freikorps and Hindenburg brought back the kaiser?

    • @ManWithTheGoggles
      @ManWithTheGoggles 5 лет назад

      Real question tbh

    • @9kingmax
      @9kingmax 5 лет назад +3

      “WW2” in this universe is between communists and capitalists, Russia and Germany win, global communism, but not quite Russian style Marxist-Leninism, by 1950.

  • @PhoenixNoKiseki
    @PhoenixNoKiseki 11 месяцев назад +7

    My favourite alternate history is Command and Conquer Red Alert where Einstein uses time travel to eliminate Hitler from the timeline.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Месяц назад

      Funnily enough, in that timeline, Germany without the Nazis is the backbone of Allied Forces in Europe. The head of Allied Forces is even German.

  • @bookaufman9643
    @bookaufman9643 Год назад +16

    Alan Turing's honor and duty to country really worked out fantastic for him. That whole episode is beyond revolting.

  • @biteme9486
    @biteme9486 5 лет назад +175

    Germany could’ve won if Hydra and Red Skull hadn’t been stopped in ‘44

  • @iffyatbestcontentproducer
    @iffyatbestcontentproducer 5 лет назад +577

    Smh Germany should have turned on Creative mode to win

  • @mammi7699
    @mammi7699 3 месяца назад +4

    Good points, I want to add one thing: The people!
    I was also because the heroic defence of the Soviet people. Men, women, young, old, everyone fought the murderous invaders.

  • @MrBigfootus
    @MrBigfootus Месяц назад +3

    You forgot the scenario where the soviet union, usa and uk are all hit by massive meteors!

  • @aidanjohnson1827
    @aidanjohnson1827 5 лет назад +643

    If New Zealand had provided Germany with their plans for the Bob Semple, history would have forever changed.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 5 лет назад +131

      The Bob Semple was an incredibly deadly tank, provided that you could trick your enemies intro driving it

    • @texasrangerfillip9017
      @texasrangerfillip9017 5 лет назад +4

      Aidan Johnson my god

    • @franzsohn7676
      @franzsohn7676 5 лет назад +18

      And with Canadian Ross Rifle they would be unstopable

    • @lokisg3
      @lokisg3 5 лет назад +24

      If only Emu in Australia join the axis.

    • @pepsiman6181
      @pepsiman6181 5 лет назад +31

      You are all dumb, they needed a combination of the Ross rifle, the bob semple and ITALIAN MILITARY TACTICS

  • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
    @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 4 года назад +805

    People also forget that it wasn't just Britain and their army, it was the British Empire who still had Indian, African and Caribbean soldiers they could deploy too, so just taking out the expeditionary force wouldn't have halted them entirely.

    • @CosmoShidan
      @CosmoShidan 4 года назад +103

      And the UK had Canada watching their backs as well.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 года назад +158

      *when you pick a fight with an empire that can pull troops from literally every continent*

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 года назад +88

      Yeah, Indian soldiers fought in the British Army for decades if not centuries. Britain at the time had MASSIVE manpower reserves.

    • @schemsch_1692
      @schemsch_1692 3 года назад

      @@concept5631 Poland wasn’t an empire

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 года назад +16

      @@schemsch_1692 ?

  • @sharky7002
    @sharky7002 6 месяцев назад +7

    Ngl Germany must have a major skill issue to lose not one but two world wars in less than a 40 years

    • @Mike-gl2pf
      @Mike-gl2pf 6 месяцев назад +1

      The problem is their geography. Germany is located in the middle of Europe which means that whenever they get too powerful they get encircled and forced into a 2 front war.

    • @zupnanazwa
      @zupnanazwa 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Mike-gl2pf good

    • @YOSSARIAN313
      @YOSSARIAN313 5 месяцев назад

      Defintely in ww2 it was a massive skill issue

    • @isaak3680
      @isaak3680 4 месяца назад

      They could’ve won if they just got good at world wars

  • @AnythingMachine
    @AnythingMachine 2 года назад +14

    Germany winning the specific war it was bound to start, with the Soviets, US and Britain, is "impossible" in the sense that you'd basically have to imagine multiple unrelated catastrophes happening at the same time - idk a civil war breaks out in the soviet union and the US at the same time or something like that. I always figured that the world of man in the high castle was such a world - because it exists in a multiverse, the world of high castle is in the tiny tiny minority where unbelievable coincidences led to the allies falling apart and almost destroying themselves.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 10 месяцев назад

      Reminds me of the film Red Dawn and it’s remake. People like to mock the remake for claiming North Korea could invade the US but the idea of a Soviet Invasion in the original was also absurd so both the original and its remake created an alternative history where everything went right for the invasion to happen (the 1984 version having a world where NATO doesn’t exist anymore) and despite the claims the remake had North Korea only as one of three participants with China taking the rest of the west coast and Russia taking the East coast.

  • @andrewsummerour3692
    @andrewsummerour3692 5 лет назад +348

    Dabbing British soldier took all my attention

    • @rafaeld.soriano7627
      @rafaeld.soriano7627 5 лет назад +59

      Weebs: dragon ball did the first dab
      Historians: Dunkirk did the first dab

    • @MrRikersBeard
      @MrRikersBeard 5 лет назад +28

      The real reason Germany lost

    • @pretentiousarrogance3614
      @pretentiousarrogance3614 5 лет назад +4

      is that real though?

    • @cooljoe494
      @cooljoe494 5 лет назад +14

      @@pretentiousarrogance3614 Its from the filming of Dunkirk (2017)

    • @lhexus-il2kh
      @lhexus-il2kh 5 лет назад

      Dabbing wasnt invented in ww2 or was it

  • @topshaggeralfieg9130
    @topshaggeralfieg9130 5 лет назад +228

    But what if Germany ‘Trojan horsed’ their men by smuggling them into the allied countries inside German sausages

  • @labradorgemer4577
    @labradorgemer4577 4 месяца назад +18

    They would have won if they allied with skibidi toilet

  • @IanSpace71
    @IanSpace71 4 года назад +1308

    Ok, but really, what if the Germans just used the australian emus? The allies wouldn’t stand a chance

    • @lordcharles9786
      @lordcharles9786 3 года назад +144

      You fool, that was the reason the allies kept Australia around, a weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @nobody4248
      @nobody4248 3 года назад +5

      88 likes, ironic

    • @BeanOfBean
      @BeanOfBean 3 года назад +21

      Don’t. Give. The. Emus. Power

    • @user-tc7kl3vr2p
      @user-tc7kl3vr2p 3 года назад +18

      USSR: "finally, some good f**king food"

    • @deleted_215
      @deleted_215 3 года назад +4

      For that matter even Australia couldn’t beat them. So they would slowly eat all their crops and leave them to starve

  • @spaghetticat110
    @spaghetticat110 5 лет назад +334

    That was a pretty great intro tbh

    • @TakeItEasy2019
      @TakeItEasy2019 5 лет назад +6

      Nostalgic intro, almost brought a tear to my eye.

  • @Lelouch79
    @Lelouch79 Месяц назад

    I know im late but thank you for the video. I learnd some new thinge today you got yourself another sub.

  • @pscm9447
    @pscm9447 2 года назад +1

    Wanted to concentrate on your points but had severe PTSD from Brest's snipers while listening to it.
    Jk I found your channel yesterday and it's very good kleep it up!