The Meg (2018) - I'm Going to Make It Bleed Scene (10/10) | Movieclips
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- Опубликовано: 10 янв 2019
- The Meg - I'm Going to Make It Bleed: Jonas (Jason Statham) has a final showdown with the Meg.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
Previously thought to be extinct, a massive creature attacks a deep-sea submersible, leaving it disabled and trapping the crew at the bottom of the Pacific. With time running out, a visionary oceanographer recruits rescue diver Jonas Taylor to save the crew and the sea itself from an unimaginable threat -- a 75-foot-long prehistoric shark known as the Megalodon.
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Cast: Cliff Curtis, Jason Statham, Page Kennedy, Ruby Rose, Sophia Cai
Screewriter: Dean Georgaris, Erich Hoeber, Jon Hoeber
Director: Jon Turteltaub
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ah yes, the only thing more powerful than 50 ft shark, jason statham
Гшшшшгцйй
You deserve more publicity for this extraordinary comment
Lmao
"Im going to make this bleed"
@@user-di9lh6fn6y 00⁰000¹pqq8ri38e88f0
Gets half its body sliced in half
Megaladon: What was that?
Gets poked in the eye
Megaladon: *dies*
Well if it’s anything like a human it’s brain is close to his eyes
@@stephen19590 r/woosh
@@onatic8058 a joke has to be funny
hahahahahahhahhaha
Oh No red hot pocket in the eyes !
Oversimplified-
*Meg dies*
Other sharks: “Meats back on the menu boysssss!”
Lol, A bunch of sausage comes flying out🤭
Great white
LOTR reference. I see you.
@@imacomedian980 finally someone got it 😂
@@philphilly9654 I guess the sausage part was only noticed by some. If you watch where they tore into the orc you'd see what appears to be a line of linked sausages come flying out. 🤷🏾♀️😉
I love how the mother is like nope I’m not gonna hire a babysitter I’m gonna take her on these amazing shark missions
Its china
She was probably over the child limit and wanted a boy for income.
Daaaaaamn whoa holy cow he literally did make it bleed now that's a badass way to take down a giant megalodon shark especially a pregnant one until now what a twist.
😊😊😊😊🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🦈🦈🦈🦈
She actually never let her daughter on a Shark Mission before when they planned to capture the first Megalodon
Jonas: *slices across the megalodons entire belly*
Meg: Tis but a scratch
lol
fax
hell yeah
lol
first eye poke
Meg: TIS A FLESH WOUND!
How people saw Jonas: The hero!
How sharks saw Jonas: thanks Mr. Ramsey
XD
😂😂😂
The most funniest comment ever Oscar for funny comments
If he doesn’t call the meg a donut. He is a fake
Uts gordon ramsay
You gotta give the movie some credit for their megalodon design. It surprisingly looks very accurate, short snout, and more muscular than a great white. Most media just portrays it as a oversized great white shark
It was theorized to be a distant cousin of the great white, but I agree with you. It definitely is one of the better shark movies when it comes to design and CGI
Ngl the shark design was epic and cute
@@Phantm_Sharknn c’est un son ancêtre quand on dit que l’es grand blanc existait en mm temps c’est plutôt enfin je pense quand le meg commençait à s’éteindre ou alors peut être des meglaodon plus petit
i gave this movie all the credit. I like this scene a lot!
Yes but the overall behaviour the shark is kinda inaccurate. Megalodon being cold-blooded thirsty killer is not that level true. If Megalodons were really that way, then most of marine animals would've been extinct back then already. Also, a shark that big would never chase humans bcoz they ain't gonna fill their stomach with those tiny lil things.
Megladon: Ah, my friends.
Great White: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.
Hammerhead: Yeah, that's what I heard.
Great White and Hammerhead: Mako?
*Mako laughs as the other sharks approach Megladon*
Megaldon: No! Let me explain. No, you don't understand! No, I didn't mean it. No, no! I didn't... I-I was meant- I... Oh no!
Lol nice it’s from the lion king. that’s a good quote right there.
I loved the reference LMFAOO
If they made it talk, The Meg would call the other sharks 'nothing more then tiny fish mice'
Jason: cuts it open
The meg: all that for a drop of blood
Beautiful
Lol 🤣🤣👍🏻
@ASHAR KHAN yes
For it That is Teeny scwatch
@Zohare Irfan r/whoooosh
I just love how the sharks always go for whatever's bleeding. If something else is bleeding then they don't give a crap about you since you're technically not the weakest target. They're so polite.
Technically you are.
@@TheGreatslyfer true, but bloods to good.
@@likeagrape57 Shark bait oo hahah
That's if you're not bleeding yourself, or if you're significantly away from the blood source and most importantly, not wriggling or moving too much, which is the first sign that attracts sharks and triggers their agression. Those animals aren't bloodthirsty killing machines and will only attack under precise circumstances and is why divers or locals are able to swim next to them. And most of the time when they attack humans it's by mistaking them for seals, and on some cases they even let go after grabbing humans, because human flesh isn't as tasty as a seal or a whale, or any fat animal, which is their main source of energy.
If Jason Statham had stayed close to the Meg's body, or tried to flee sharks would have sensed him as a potential snack and would have crunched him.
In some sense, one could say that sharks are maybe the most fair predators on the planet. They only hunt when they're hungry, they only hunt one particular type of food, and they never attack out of anger or territorial instincts. They just leave you alone and do their business.
@@E1N9A8N0DA yeah. They are very fair the way I see it.
As cheesy as this was, I will give credit the idea of swarms of different species of shark coming to feast on the Meg to finish it off after having its belly slit open was brilliant.
"Scratching his body"
Meg: *sleep*
"stabbed in the eye"
Meg: *Died*
the length of the spear probably would have reached the brain though, which would probably incapacitate it to some extent
Just a copy of another comment but worse
It was still alive after that. What killed it were the sharks eating it.
@@harkaway9006Slowly Dying from the Brain hit?
@@buildertherobloxian4731 Yeah.
Jason: I killed it..!!!
Sharks: *_WE_* killed it.
His name is actually Jonas T-T
@@suzyantar9689 they just rearranged the letters in his name
@@suzyantar9689 OK karen but is this English school? Cause nobodys being a dumb dumb except u
Yeah
@@suzyantar9689 I actually used his real name because I haven't seen the movie.
Meg: *dies*
Other sharks: we were bad but now we’re good
We were***
The other sharks were the real heroes of the movie
Phoenix that’s what they wrote
Lily Watson not originally, you can see the comment was edited
Lol shark die by rip eye lol
Jonas-Slices the meg’s whole body.
Meg-Stop dude it tickles.
Jonas just puts a sharp stick/spear in the eye.
Meg-I AM DYING.
the length of the spear probably would have reached the brain tho
Ye and a sharks belly is so thick you would probs need a sharp lamppost to do any damage
But the length of the spear would've hit its brain. Also the belly cut wasn't deep enough.
Plot twist: that Meg was just the third Meg’s smaller daughter! The next one is the size of a continent and requires a full team of family racers to take down. See this on: Meg 2: Meg vs Dom! In Space!
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lol
Jonas: *kills a 50 foot shark with almost no fear*
Also Jonas: *scared of a hammerhead shark*
hammerheads arent dangerous to human at all because they only eat small fish because there mouths arent big enough so the hammerheads that swam towrds the meg and tried to eat it thats just feer mongering
@@Rompstirdg yeah it doesn’t make much sense. No chance a hammerhead is going to attack a person, you’re gonna be safe diving with hammerheads.
@@KD--sj8eo cuz in the movie the hammer head is swimming at him possibly to take a bite
Well, the Hammerhead is basically in a frenzy with all the blood in the water. That's why they call it a feeding frenzy.
Hou would pee in goud langs
"It's not about the people you lose, it's about the people you save"
People you lose: Am I a joke to you?
Lol that made me laugh.
Atton Ross Like morebr
@@thorthegodofthunder9150 yeah
Stfu with this:
Am I joke to you?
2009:nope
2010:nope
2011:nope
2012:nope
2013:nope
2016:nope
2017:nope
2018:nope
2019:yes
Well yes, but actually no.
Why is this in my recommendation?
RUclips algorithm
(Name): blah blah blah blah blah
(Name): 2019
Llemar so gtfo of internet already
I like how they had the current day sharks finish off the Megolodon like nature restoring balance acting as a reminder that they survived while it went extinct and shouldn't be here
"It's not about the people you lose... it's about the people you save."
"It's not about how many times you've fallen down... it's about how many times you get back up again."
Meg: *bleeds*
Sharks: so anyway i started chomping
They eat their boss😂😂😂
There hungry lol
Venice and Jerry'z Gameplay'z the wanted a snacc
Shark: team Shark let's start chopping the big shark BOIIIIIIIIII LOL
Boss gone workers start eating it
Megalodon:Dead
Other Sharks: *Its free meal estate*
Whale Basket lol
I want some to :(
Praise jesus
You win the comments
WaSnT iT cAnIbAlIsUm tHo
2:49 to 3:05 is the best I just like
How when the Meg goes down the depths of the ocean the music calms with it in a peaceful way💯
If Jason Statham isn't badass enough, him going into a epic sea battle with a prehistoric shark is ultimate badass.
jordan: *stabs sharks' eye*
me: *closes eyes then checks if own eye is okay*
Copyright ZJRB jordan?
Same.
Jordan Shathmed
Jason you idiots
Zarina lol
Great White Shark: "On your left."
Steven M.B. I laugh so hard
Lol😂😂😂
Hahahahha bro that was a good one, im laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣
Nice reference from Captain America: The Winter Soldier
@@ekweseman shut up erik
I like to think all those sharks were just chilling and watching the fight go down, and the moment Jonas took that thing down all of them just went "Get 'em, boys."
As if it's a free party for them lmao "The Grand Meg party"
Ah yes, his legs have enough power to break a glass that megalodon's jaws couldn't
easier to break from the inside, someone didnt pay attention
@@Majinbuu4740 in this situation, not so much difference. Shark's teeth are very sharp and jaw muscles are very strong. That's just funny mistake of director of the film.
Btw, I didn't pay attention to what exactly?...
@@tralex3684 You didnt pay attention to the fact that its easier to break from the inside. And like u said its jaws are very strong so it broke the glass enough for the man to be able to break it. If u payed closer attention just as the man escapes the shark bit into the glass and broke it that time.
@@Majinbuu4740 how can I pay attention to something that wasn't mentioned in the video💀
Ah yes, shark made it easy enough but didn't break it... Thanks to mr Megalodon, very kind of him, real gentlemen
Whr
I like how he puts his hand right by the propeller, with no regard to the fact that it could literally shred his whole body in 2 seconds. 2:49
His arm would damage it so much that is would stop working before it reached his shoulder
Whos the megs or the guys
@@jennyfisher3765 uh water props are a bit stronger than air ones
Nuffel Bagget 91 oh
Cannibal sharks
*slices entire belly open*
meg: dat nothing
*sticks a metal spear in eye*
meg: oH nO tHiS wOrtHlesS huMaN dEfeAtEd mE
Well, I think they were implying that when he shoved the spear all the way in that it went into the brain.
@@marcw6875 wasn't it the other sharks that killed the meg in the end? after it falls back into the water (with the spear in its eye) it still moves...
@@simmbuddy maybe it caused some serious brain damage, but the strike didn’t kill him yet?
@@simmbuddy it died cuz when they stay still they cant breathe
bruh anyone would die if something got stabbed into their eye, and besides the cut did almost nothing because the Meg was too big, it was going to die anyways with the cut but if had more time to live like about 20 minutes or something so he had to stab in a critical part where it would die
Meg: *gets killed by Jonas*
The Sharks: “It’s time to eat our meal, Boys!!!”
"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
@@JasontheUnhuman Thanks for properly quoting the reference, you almost redeemed the OP.
@@christianh4723 Np
The way he tricked the shark by going up then down then scraping him so smoothhhhh
Ok, seeing all the sharks gang up on Megalodon has to be the most awesome thing I saw in a shark movie.
Agree
Ikr? Like thats the best ending to a horror movie ive seen in a long time.
Agreed
@Camyboy 10833 Ide meg did not dead until shark bite him
They didn’t gang up on it
Meg: *Starts bleeding*
Sharks:So you are the one that ate that Whale family...
Meg:No it was my broth...
Sharks:Revenge!!
XD
actually sharks are attracted to blood they didnt eat him cuz he ate the whale family cuz they wanted to eat something
brawl stars fan pretty sure the comment was meant sarcastically, as a joke...
brawl stars fan wow hare you ever heard of something called a joke
You killjoy
@@justindai8401 *STOP COMING FAST MY FAST MY WAY YOU BLOODY BASTARDS
Perfect a meet and greet with the shark.
Cameraman is goated at stealth. The meg didnt pay no mind to him or go his way at all. Respect
🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🦈
Megalodon bleeds
Other sharks: looks like meats back on the menu boys
Yesssss love me some lotr references
Lol
@04 ALFARERO JOVEN ANDREI shark meat is *still* meat.
This is what they call "cannibalism"
Haha lotr reference
when the shark comes out of its mouth its like a little shark has been wearing a costume this whole time lmao
@The BS Show r u blind? 2:57 dummy lol
MechaShark PilotShark (exiting mouth): Now to blend with the crowd and make my escape...
@The BS Show A shark came out of it mouth idiot
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids
@UCPR37VisiwjlgNMxLKPX_AQ yeah, I think they know if you'd read the comments, idiot.
I remember seeing this in theaters. Not alot of people and we were all just laughing the whole time.
I remembered seeing it in theaters too and I love it
So glad Meg Griffin finally got her own movie
Meg stans for Megatron ha ha robots in disguise 🥸
@@anamm620
It be hilarious seeing Family Guy do a parody of The Meg.
Meg: *Bleeds,
Sharks: It's free food
*its free real estate*
Meg: *DIES*
Shark at 2:56: Iᴛ’s ғʀᴇᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴇsᴛᴀᴛᴇ
It’s free food for everyone
Shark: thier human over here
Other sharks: yeah but this is bigger food
Rip meg 2018- 2018
That one shark that came out of Meg's mouth.
"Yup, he has stomach cancer."
@Zeckariah Bull
Did You ALSO Just Assume Meg's Gender?!!?
@@aleksandarvil5718 lol
@@aleksandarvil5718 Anytime an animal is evil, feminists say its a male.
@@cs2528 that wasn’t even vaguely related to this comment my man....you can't just assume the person making this comment was a woman
@@brishtirlekha What could I say instead?
I know it’s because of the blood but just imagine the smaller sharks able to finally take down their Megalodon tyrant.
There is literally a scène were the Meg killed a couple of poachers because those poachers killed small sharks!
The sharks should be thankful.
@@maxvt7258
There is something called “Only I am allow to do this/that”.
Honestly in my opinion having the worlds biggest shark get eaten up by the smaller present day sharks is so perfect. Whoever was the one who decided that this was how they’d kill the megalodon, that person deserves a raise.
Megalodon: This glass surrounding him is so hard to break
Jason: 1 kick
Afnad Alam yes it was nearly broken even when megalodon was having a bite at it several times
NitSUj I mean it is Jason Statham...
He can bite a blue whale and a half but can't bite a ship
@@BruceLee-dp9sj he can bite water molecules
Usually they make glass in vehicles hard to break on the outside but fragile from the inside so that people can escape.
Can you imagine telling this story in a bar full of fisherman sharing fishing story’s.
😂
'Yeah I once fought an Megalodon'
*Laughing intensifies*
He would be like then I stabbed the great best in the eye and then the sharks came and took my kill
Then the people at the bar will be like "r/thathappened"
If it was Jason Statham id believe him
Ooh, he gonna get the bends so badly. Nevermind, these movies never take that into account, he'll be just fine.
"Its not about the people we lose, its about drive."
The Alternate Rock
I’m no marine biologist, but I feel like that first attack would have killed the Meg.
i don’t think the cut is deep enough to cut its organs
@@viridian1263 bro if a man opens your hole chest without slicing your organs it's still a fatal injury, you would die by blood loss
@@RayanReal
Yes.
In minutes.
Seriously people; you severely underestimate animal and even human anatomy; peoples have walked away (literally) from fatal wounds
There are dudes who literally tanked dozens of bullets and still managed to shoot their rifle or even make a sprint; you think a meg would have that kind of adrenaline fueled capacities to endure as well
@@KalashVodka175 I agree adrenaline can make all animals perform all kinds of crazy feats but a human tanking literally DOZENS of bullets seems like quite a stretch
@@KalashVodka175 Can't walk if you lost both your legs in an accident.
The other sharks are like
Awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeee
Free food for everyone :D
It's a feeding frenzy!
2:39 it was cute
Lol
请问片名
''Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys.''
*The cameraman literally had to go through all that*
❤❤❤🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
It's poetic that technically it was the sharks themselves that finished it off. The Megalodon may have been bigger, stronger, faster, better in almost every way, but its reign is over. The Oceans belong to the Great Whites now, and that's a really poetic way to end the Meg once and for all.
Meg: dies
Every shark in a 1 mile radius: **joins sever**
This shark be eating this dudes ship like how I eat a mint
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like when a hacker leaves a lobby
*server*
Sharks have a strong sense for blood so they must have smelt the megalodon's blood
This could be a scene from a Fast and Furious movie and I wouldn’t question it at this point
i feel so sry for the meg
No I'm glad it died. I want it to suffer
The Meg: Thanos
Jonas: "Sharks...assemble!"
Aquaman would be horrified of this 🙃.
@@datacomic4505 Underrated.
This honestly felt like the Fast and Furious of Shark movies
Because it is
It absolutely is. Makes me hate modern filmmaking just as much too
@@sicawhoremanchester6821 same, I'm always watching older classics, because they were actually good and cared about while filming great characters, great story, great directing, and practical effects.
@@sicawhoremanchester6821 I mean honestly it would be difficult to make something classic like jaws with a megalodon. Who would wanna see a giant shark eat people one by one on the beach instead of causing more chaos?
If there is any shark that fits the action packed role and be good its the megalodon.
I thought that the Meg was really good. Hopefully they don't do dumb sequels that no one likes if u know what I mean.
Z CAŁEJ SCENY PODOBA MI SIĘ NAJBARDZIEJ WYCZUCIE CZASU TEJ KOBIETY W BATYSKAFIE🥰🥰🥰
The greatest feast for the whole shark colony!!
2:23
I really like this scene. Music playing over the swarm of sharks makes them look like the heroes of the scene. Really has an aspect of showing the power and majesty of these animals. I think it shows that humans are moving more towards respect for modern sharks rather than fear
It really does tbh.
Despite the sillier moments of this movie, I gotta say that I appreciate the fact that they sneak in some shark conservation messages, like the shark finning boat scene or the line about the ones we can still save. It shows that the movie wasn't completely souless and cares about the animals of today that needs to be preserved.
Even the slaying of the Meg was symbolic in a sense, a prehistoric creature put aside so we can focus on the more precious thing in the present.
2:22
aquaman told them to get rid of it lol.
Jaws theme should be used
If you think humans are the monsters of the earth, think about what other creatures would do if they had our intelligence
The Meg: I'm bleeding I'm bleeding!! I'm getting eaten alive!
Sharks: Shut up Meg!
Funny
I laughed
@@Xplainn93 Yeah. Knowing this movie and that Family Guy reference, I just had to do this. Lol
It's like the 5th time I've seen that joke and it's still funny.
Ha ha Caniballism
This comment is amazing
i love how DJ just threw her into the water
he was like
i gotta live , little child outtta my way *yeet* and *splash*
This is bloody epic 👍😻👍
And the next thing that happened was it being eaten alive 👍👍👍
Can you imagine after killing the largest shark in history, you get killed by a hammerhead shark?
Edit: the fact that hammerhead sharks don’t kill people is half the joke. Why is everyone trying to fact check me?
Or ten-dozen cookie cutters
I'm pretty sure he could find a way to fight back
Get hammer head'd
Who gets killed
@@DividedFERGY ..agree xD
2:57 That was the Great White that was secretly controlling the Megalodon. He will return stronger and faster.
Part 2 get ready...
Lol
You are awsome
I think HE ate it...BUT HOW DID DAT SHARK SURVIIIIIIIIVEEE
That was the baby dumbass
Meg SON!! Oh no
Having seen a movie in years, stuck to reddit and RUclips...thank goodness!!!
Jason has no fear in that movie he’s very brave being brave is better you’ll able to win and make progress!
plot twist: the cameraman is holding his breath for 3 minutes
The camera man is a inmortal
Looolooool
Camero man is tier 0+ in battle tiering system
Jesus!
Cameraman is beast boy
the answer is bcoz the Camera man was a hammerhead shark the entire time waiting for food
0:28
“It’s not about the pp you lose, its about the PP you save.”
-30 year old looking Tyler1
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I can’t unhear it
IM DEADD UNDERATEDDD
tyler dudeperfect?
It was awesome and I remembered when I first saw it in theaters
_"There was only one true thing you ever said, Meg: A shark's belly... is never full."_
DarthWill3
Sharks growl and swim at Meg as he tries to defend himself but gets overwhelmed by his smaller shark relatives
Sharks: *biting and chomping sounds bones crunching*
Meg: NOOOOOOOOOO
Submarine: *hits a shark*
Shark: hey, I wasn’t gonna eat him
It probably wasn’t, they usually show no interest in humans, unless they mistake them for a seal or some other kind of prey.
@@gavinbunting7354 Eh it depends though, sometimes in a frenzy they might chomp down on you by mistake. Remember, sharks have poor eye sight from a distance. I mean, their eyes are sharp as hell, but from a distance, well. It's like needing glasses. Hence they prefer scent and electromagnetic waves. So they still might mistake you for food. If you honestly don't struggle, they tend to let go, they really do not like the taste of human flesh. Struggle a bit or thrash a bit, they will see you as a threat and try to kill you.
its a sword fish
@@MCshadr217 i mean if any animal eats humans its a fact that the flesh we have isnt that healthy (pigs for u) sooo u know not that tasty for animald
lol i agree!
When he is not racing cars and being a British Hitman, Deckard Shaw is killing megalodons
😂😂
xD
Yup. Looks normal to me
And when he’s not transporting stuff for crime bosses too!
Most underrated comment EVER!😅👏
1:45 That looked evil.
I’m excited for Meg 2 this August
“Im gonna make this thing bleed”
Me: you could have just done that in the first place....
Good to know I’m not the only one who comments insanely late
Boringgg
@@katsbizarreadventure3602 mk
@Ella & Matteo’s World i kinda pathetic tbh but idk why people thought this was mean, i mean like i feel bad for the shark but i feel bad for the people that could die bc of it....thx for the reply tho :)
Well he used the blade coming out of the sub but it wasn't broken before
Big shark: '*Bleeds*
Smol shark: "...And I took that personally..."
Lols
Other sharks and fish were thankful of this man
The Meg: bites and bites at submarine glass, but can barely get through
Jason Statham: 2 kicks and he's free (I know, I know, I guess the Meg's bites weakened it to just the right point).
I LOVE convenient movie physics 😀
Normal sharks: Fish are Friend's not food
Megalodon: Humans are Stupid, They're Food
XD XD XD
Lol
Thats why i like Meg
@@holygrail9294 LOL
2:56 "My Megalodon is going down: Ejecting!"
Lol
diamonds face it kid how was THAT funny?
@@objectepic9285 some people find things funny that others don't kid
@@alonzoisme1981 people get can get reported by *spam* and whatever the person does it can't be possible.
@@objectepic9285 and that matters why?
Jason: practically disembowels shark
Meg: Tis but a scratch
*getting tore up*
Meg- huhhh what's that sound? And why it feels like I'm being tickled?
*Gets a sharp rod drilled in eye*
Meg- aw c'mon I just wanted lunch :( how u gonna do that meh no fair well man excellent work am ded :(
Traitor sharks- firsts on there kings carcas
The fact that this movie is so over the top makes it awesome
Right
@@alonzoisme1981 wrong
awesome.*
@@nateriver559 right*
Ikr the sharks eating up the meg was unexpected at all
Her: Babe, come over.
Him: Can't I've been swallowed by the Meg.
Her: But my parents aren't home.
Him: 2:57
Here I come motherfuckers!
his dudeness83 ew
2:55
If they stayed to make truly curtain that this Megalodon was would dead,
Then that baby Megalodon wouldn't have been seen by Jonus.
😂😂😂😂winner winner
@@justinl.shults7217 was it 100% a baby meg
2:57: that awkward moment when you realize the meg had a baby
It’s baby is the Meg for the 2nd movie
* Jonas kills a 50ft shark *
Hammerhead: *...i can take em*
Meg : Bleeds
Other Sharks : Eyes..Lungs..Pancreas...so many snacks soo little timeee..!!
Edit :- Ohh..that's so much of likes..soo sweet of u guys
..thanks a lot..May God Bless every good being✌💜💚💙
Legend Unicorn aha a Venom reference. Love it 👌👌
@@SundrySun90 😁😁💜💙
LOL
@@blueassassinsyt1859 😇
I see you have class
THAT'S WAT YOU GET MEG FOR KILLING THE BABY WHALE
Baby whale is a delicacy tho, yummy :)
@@fastair8546 Ye but I Fell bad about killing a Baby Whale
Batsy Arkham99 no the Meg that ate the whale made the mark on the glass that was this one
Batsy Arkham99 watch the scene after they killed the first meg Jonas and Suyin were saying that the bigger one killed the whale and left that tooth mark
To this day man’s turned into Darth Vader when flying his Tie Fighter just in the ocean lol
This is my favorite shark movie I’ve ever watched.
A hammerhead shark? Really?
They are known for being very shy of Humans and staying away.
Should have gone for a Tiger Shark instead, since they will eat anything.
That is true, but a feeding frenzy is what is happening here. It can affect all kinds of sharks. It causes them to go wild, biting anything that moves, including each other or anything else nearby. In this case, a human.
@@blkdraco2 thats the logical part about it.
But the great white shark.
°_°
Yeah hammerhead shark really search internet
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To eat the meg meat all sharks hammer head trying to eat human
All the other sharks when Meg was killed: it's lunch time, boys.
More like "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
jackson haslam i saw this comment and thought the exact same thing
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The meg might come back...
The fact you see that when a Great White travels out of the Meg's mouth, she was still kinda alive is like brutal. Those other sharks just made a way through that tear part to travel through the shark's body is insane.
Jonas is a legend
Meg: *dies*
Sharks: Looks like meat is back on our menu boys!
Ltor ,orc reference . right. ?
@@giflk487 yup
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Dorthe Lauritzen r/ihadastroke
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When the megalodon jumped up the camera movement was amazing
This is the best thing I have ever watched
Jonas: We discovered a real, live, Megalodon!
Scientific community: That’s amazing! You tagged it with a tracker so we can protect and study it, right?
Jonas: Actually we killed it and pulled it up onto our boat.
SC: Oh, well, at least we have a specimen we can study.
Jonas: But then it got eaten by an even bigger Megalodon!
SC: Oh!!!
Jonas: And we killed that one too.
SC: Oh...
Jonas: And a bunch of sharks ate the body.
SC: Wow, you are a terrible scientist!
Buaahahhahahah
This sis such an underrated comment
Luke Hermary it’s a megalodon... not a regular shark it’s too dangerous to be left alive in the present day ya know -_-
@@guy_with_no_name7317 Megalodon: "Im too weak, dont kill me please"
@@guy_with_no_name7317oh please, we are far more dangerous and destructive than any Megalodon could ever be. but kill one measly, little, human and suddenly you're the bad guy.
It would have escaped anyway
2:56 Baby Meg : "Ok Mom, I'll get revenge for those hooman"
Setting up the sequel I see😭😭😂😂😂
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you know thats one of the sharks that ate through the stomach and not a baby
@@Instinktjagd bro it was a joke, he knows that
@@Instinktjagd r/woooosh
IT. IS. A. JOKE.