The Meg (2018) - I'm Going to Make It Bleed Scene (10/10) | Movieclips

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @ayden5740
    @ayden5740 3 года назад +6495

    Jonas: *slices across the megalodons entire belly*
    Meg: Tis but a scratch

  • @Skeletone56
    @Skeletone56 3 года назад +4208

    Jason: cuts it open
    The meg: all that for a drop of blood

  • @likeagrape57
    @likeagrape57 6 лет назад +5129

    I just love how the sharks always go for whatever's bleeding. If something else is bleeding then they don't give a crap about you since you're technically not the weakest target. They're so polite.

    • @TheGreatslyfer
      @TheGreatslyfer 5 лет назад +60

      Technically you are.

    • @likeagrape57
      @likeagrape57 5 лет назад +68

      @@TheGreatslyfer true, but bloods to good.

    • @coltedreaper8612
      @coltedreaper8612 5 лет назад +61

      @@likeagrape57 Shark bait oo hahah

    • @E1N9A8N0DA
      @E1N9A8N0DA 5 лет назад +264

      That's if you're not bleeding yourself, or if you're significantly away from the blood source and most importantly, not wriggling or moving too much, which is the first sign that attracts sharks and triggers their agression. Those animals aren't bloodthirsty killing machines and will only attack under precise circumstances and is why divers or locals are able to swim next to them. And most of the time when they attack humans it's by mistaking them for seals, and on some cases they even let go after grabbing humans, because human flesh isn't as tasty as a seal or a whale, or any fat animal, which is their main source of energy.
      If Jason Statham had stayed close to the Meg's body, or tried to flee sharks would have sensed him as a potential snack and would have crunched him.
      In some sense, one could say that sharks are maybe the most fair predators on the planet. They only hunt when they're hungry, they only hunt one particular type of food, and they never attack out of anger or territorial instincts. They just leave you alone and do their business.

    • @likeagrape57
      @likeagrape57 5 лет назад +19

      @@E1N9A8N0DA yeah. They are very fair the way I see it.

  • @BuddyMartin
    @BuddyMartin 2 года назад +1041

    I love how the mother is like nope I’m not gonna hire a babysitter I’m gonna take her on these amazing shark missions

    • @bobshanery5152
      @bobshanery5152 Год назад

      Its china
      She was probably over the child limit and wanted a boy for income.

    • @kareygladstone9750
      @kareygladstone9750 Год назад +12

      Daaaaaamn whoa holy cow he literally did make it bleed now that's a badass way to take down a giant megalodon shark especially a pregnant one until now what a twist.

    • @mhlaclase178
      @mhlaclase178 Год назад +2

      😊😊😊😊🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🦈🦈🦈🦈

    • @Iwillgetaname_profilepiclater
      @Iwillgetaname_profilepiclater Год назад +1

      She actually never let her daughter on a Shark Mission before when they planned to capture the first Megalodon

    • @joelc9439
      @joelc9439 6 месяцев назад

      Was it pregnant??

  • @onatic8058
    @onatic8058 3 года назад +6881

    Gets half its body sliced in half
    Megaladon: What was that?
    Gets poked in the eye
    Megaladon: *dies*

    • @stephen19590
      @stephen19590 3 года назад +616

      Well if it’s anything like a human it’s brain is close to his eyes

    • @Zoot004
      @Zoot004 3 года назад +57

      @@stephen19590 r/woosh

    • @stephen19590
      @stephen19590 3 года назад +435

      @@onatic8058 a joke has to be funny

    • @gaellenicolau4984
      @gaellenicolau4984 3 года назад +11

      hahahahahahhahhaha

    • @mulluckmanuel8086
      @mulluckmanuel8086 3 года назад +18

      Oh No red hot pocket in the eyes !
      Oversimplified-

  • @lugilug244
    @lugilug244 3 года назад +5209

    How people saw Jonas: The hero!
    How sharks saw Jonas: thanks Mr. Ramsey

  • @unez1312
    @unez1312 4 года назад +3227

    Jason: I killed it..!!!
    Sharks: *_WE_* killed it.

    • @suzyantar9689
      @suzyantar9689 4 года назад +18

      His name is actually Jonas T-T

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 4 года назад +14

      @@suzyantar9689 they just rearranged the letters in his name

    • @HuskVr101
      @HuskVr101 3 года назад +5

      @@suzyantar9689 OK karen but is this English school? Cause nobodys being a dumb dumb except u

    • @johnwhorton3111
      @johnwhorton3111 3 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @unez1312
      @unez1312 3 года назад +6

      @@suzyantar9689 I actually used his real name because I haven't seen the movie.

  • @philphilly9654
    @philphilly9654 3 года назад +1775

    *Meg dies*
    Other sharks: “Meats back on the menu boysssss!”

    • @Devin3Anthologie
      @Devin3Anthologie 3 года назад +31

      Lol, A bunch of sausage comes flying out🤭

    • @faridmuhammad5145
      @faridmuhammad5145 3 года назад +14

      Great white

    • @imacomedian980
      @imacomedian980 3 года назад +41

      LOTR reference. I see you.

    • @philphilly9654
      @philphilly9654 3 года назад +12

      @@imacomedian980 finally someone got it 😂

    • @Devin3Anthologie
      @Devin3Anthologie 3 года назад +4

      @@philphilly9654 I guess the sausage part was only noticed by some. If you watch where they tore into the orc you'd see what appears to be a line of linked sausages come flying out. 🤷🏾‍♀️😉

  • @zarinabesa
    @zarinabesa 5 лет назад +1998

    jordan: *stabs sharks' eye*
    me: *closes eyes then checks if own eye is okay*

  • @xeno9889
    @xeno9889 3 года назад +3160

    Jonas: *kills a 50 foot shark with almost no fear*
    Also Jonas: *scared of a hammerhead shark*

    • @Rompstirdg
      @Rompstirdg 3 года назад +192

      hammerheads arent dangerous to human at all because they only eat small fish because there mouths arent big enough so the hammerheads that swam towrds the meg and tried to eat it thats just feer mongering

    • @KD--sj8eo
      @KD--sj8eo 3 года назад +91

      @@Rompstirdg yeah it doesn’t make much sense. No chance a hammerhead is going to attack a person, you’re gonna be safe diving with hammerheads.

    • @retna1x363
      @retna1x363 3 года назад +27

      @@KD--sj8eo cuz in the movie the hammer head is swimming at him possibly to take a bite

    • @FoxMageMagus
      @FoxMageMagus 3 года назад +73

      Well, the Hammerhead is basically in a frenzy with all the blood in the water. That's why they call it a feeding frenzy.

    • @dylanoverdaasdonk
      @dylanoverdaasdonk 3 года назад +3

      Hou would pee in goud langs

  • @alexvanluit3231
    @alexvanluit3231 5 лет назад +3129

    I like how he puts his hand right by the propeller, with no regard to the fact that it could literally shred his whole body in 2 seconds. 2:49

  • @logger22
    @logger22 Год назад +63

    As cheesy as this was, I will give credit the idea of swarms of different species of shark coming to feast on the Meg to finish it off after having its belly slit open was brilliant. Since sharks are able to sense blood from miles away

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 4 месяца назад +2

      It's a dramatic irony for the Meg
      Once it was the dominate predator of the Ocean, but the Ocean moved on from its reign. There are no living descendants of the Meg left, just the descendants of the pray Meg used to feed on. Now they are the ones feeding on it rather than the other way around.

    • @lbks16
      @lbks16 4 месяца назад

      It was quite dumb, because on the way to megalodon they would also attack Jason.

    • @logger22
      @logger22 3 месяца назад +2

      @@lbks16one of them did…

  • @Dino1012productions
    @Dino1012productions 5 лет назад +6202

    Meg: *dies*
    Other sharks: we were bad but now we’re good

  • @AG-vj1ho
    @AG-vj1ho 4 года назад +13263

    ah yes, the only thing more powerful than 50 ft shark, jason statham

  • @smb_plush
    @smb_plush 4 года назад +2356

    Great White Shark: "On your left."

    • @SkidmoreTx
      @SkidmoreTx 4 года назад +19

      Steven M.B. I laugh so hard

    • @samaeldeul572
      @samaeldeul572 4 года назад +10

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @nastyk0115
      @nastyk0115 4 года назад +9

      Hahahahha bro that was a good one, im laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣

    • @ekweseman
      @ekweseman 4 года назад +16

      Nice reference from Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    • @niallmorantouchesminors3408
      @niallmorantouchesminors3408 4 года назад +17

      @@ekweseman shut up erik

  • @ChildOfMan143
    @ChildOfMan143 2 года назад +411

    You gotta give the movie some credit for their megalodon design. It surprisingly looks very accurate, short snout, and more muscular than a great white. Most media just portrays it as a oversized great white shark

    • @Phantm_Shark
      @Phantm_Shark Год назад +13

      It was theorized to be a distant cousin of the great white, but I agree with you. It definitely is one of the better shark movies when it comes to design and CGI

    • @LameLime2
      @LameLime2 Год назад +1

      Ngl the shark design was epic and cute

    • @Theporte78
      @Theporte78 Год назад

      @@Phantm_Sharknn c’est un son ancêtre quand on dit que l’es grand blanc existait en mm temps c’est plutôt enfin je pense quand le meg commençait à s’éteindre ou alors peut être des meglaodon plus petit

    • @TheMarch05
      @TheMarch05 7 месяцев назад

      i gave this movie all the credit. I like this scene a lot!

    • @prayasdash
      @prayasdash 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yes but the overall behaviour the shark is kinda inaccurate. Megalodon being cold-blooded thirsty killer is not that level true. If Megalodons were really that way, then most of marine animals would've been extinct back then already. Also, a shark that big would never chase humans bcoz they ain't gonna fill their stomach with those tiny lil things.

  • @Miggy8
    @Miggy8 5 лет назад +3550

    Meg: *bleeds*
    Sharks: so anyway i started chomping

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 6 лет назад +2449

    Ok, seeing all the sharks gang up on Megalodon has to be the most awesome thing I saw in a shark movie.

  • @cuzhe5696
    @cuzhe5696 5 лет назад +9258

    Megalodon:Dead
    Other Sharks: *Its free meal estate*

  • @cosettekonzelman9518
    @cosettekonzelman9518 Год назад +121

    Megladon: Ah, my friends.
    Great White: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.
    Hammerhead: Yeah, that's what I heard.
    Great White and Hammerhead: Mako?
    *Mako laughs as the other sharks approach Megladon*
    Megaldon: No! Let me explain. No, you don't understand! No, I didn't mean it. No, no! I didn't... I-I was meant- I... Oh no!

    • @ItsCrazyKraken
      @ItsCrazyKraken Год назад +8

      Lol nice it’s from the lion king. that’s a good quote right there.

    • @little_mushroom
      @little_mushroom Год назад +1

      I loved the reference LMFAOO

    • @bertatafel1938
      @bertatafel1938 Год назад +2

      If they made it talk, The Meg would call the other sharks 'nothing more then tiny fish mice'

    • @cybernautadventurer
      @cybernautadventurer 6 месяцев назад

      there's only one true thing you said, meg. a shark's belly is never full.

    • @IceCreamMashups
      @IceCreamMashups 5 месяцев назад

      Lion King* periodt

  • @calliasroom
    @calliasroom 3 года назад +3154

    when the shark comes out of its mouth its like a little shark has been wearing a costume this whole time lmao

    • @datruthhurtz2306
      @datruthhurtz2306 3 года назад +58

      @The BS Show r u blind? 2:57 dummy lol

    • @stephendann
      @stephendann 3 года назад +114

      MechaShark PilotShark (exiting mouth): Now to blend with the crowd and make my escape...

    • @haydenmatthew207
      @haydenmatthew207 3 года назад +6

      @The BS Show A shark came out of it mouth idiot

    • @gaz-atolla7519
      @gaz-atolla7519 3 года назад +73

      And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids

    • @Spencerinio5
      @Spencerinio5 3 года назад +1

      @UCPR37VisiwjlgNMxLKPX_AQ yeah, I think they know if you'd read the comments, idiot.

  • @nitsuj6801
    @nitsuj6801 5 лет назад +951

    Megalodon: This glass surrounding him is so hard to break
    Jason: 1 kick

    • @nitsuj6801
      @nitsuj6801 5 лет назад +26

      Afnad Alam yes it was nearly broken even when megalodon was having a bite at it several times

    • @pedrobury6275
      @pedrobury6275 4 года назад +11

      NitSUj I mean it is Jason Statham...

    • @BruceLee-dp9sj
      @BruceLee-dp9sj 4 года назад +1

      He can bite a blue whale and a half but can't bite a ship

    • @Imperfect5252
      @Imperfect5252 4 года назад

      @@BruceLee-dp9sj he can bite water molecules

    • @darvox5361
      @darvox5361 4 года назад +1

      Usually they make glass in vehicles hard to break on the outside but fragile from the inside so that people can escape.

  • @real_smilegamez
    @real_smilegamez 3 года назад +2744

    *slices entire belly open*
    meg: dat nothing
    *sticks a metal spear in eye*
    meg: oH nO tHiS wOrtHlesS huMaN dEfeAtEd mE

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 3 года назад +211

      Well, I think they were implying that when he shoved the spear all the way in that it went into the brain.

    • @simmbuddy
      @simmbuddy 3 года назад +94

      @@marcw6875 wasn't it the other sharks that killed the meg in the end? after it falls back into the water (with the spear in its eye) it still moves...

    • @whiteroses7993
      @whiteroses7993 3 года назад +111

      @@simmbuddy maybe it caused some serious brain damage, but the strike didn’t kill him yet?

    • @olzhastortpayev8053
      @olzhastortpayev8053 3 года назад +25

      @@simmbuddy it died cuz when they stay still they cant breathe

    • @kritixonmobile
      @kritixonmobile 3 года назад +50

      bruh anyone would die if something got stabbed into their eye, and besides the cut did almost nothing because the Meg was too big, it was going to die anyways with the cut but if had more time to live like about 20 minutes or something so he had to stab in a critical part where it would die

  • @homtolland9361
    @homtolland9361 3 года назад +58

    Jonas-Slices the meg’s whole body.
    Meg-Stop dude it tickles.
    Jonas just puts a sharp stick/spear in the eye.
    Meg-I AM DYING.

    • @michael6485
      @michael6485 3 года назад +3

      the length of the spear probably would have reached the brain tho

    • @firerage9784
      @firerage9784 3 года назад +3

      Ye and a sharks belly is so thick you would probs need a sharp lamppost to do any damage

    • @Spacelove360
      @Spacelove360 10 месяцев назад +2

      But the length of the spear would've hit its brain. Also the belly cut wasn't deep enough.

    • @NehirÖzdemir-m6n
      @NehirÖzdemir-m6n 2 месяца назад +1

      Ruomatytryitiiyimruieuimoeaz😂😂😂

  • @theivoryguy2476
    @theivoryguy2476 5 лет назад +1564

    Meg: *Bleeds,
    Sharks: It's free food

    • @zuherelezi4642
      @zuherelezi4642 5 лет назад +43

      *its free real estate*

    • @bakedbean4208
      @bakedbean4208 5 лет назад +30

      Meg: *DIES*
      Shark at 2:56: Iᴛ’s ғʀᴇᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴇsᴛᴀᴛᴇ

    • @melkerrosell795
      @melkerrosell795 5 лет назад

      It’s free food for everyone

    • @jaredhernandez9982
      @jaredhernandez9982 5 лет назад +5

      Shark: thier human over here
      Other sharks: yeah but this is bigger food

    • @claudiutritoiu6289
      @claudiutritoiu6289 5 лет назад +1

      Rip meg 2018- 2018

  • @Nikb39
    @Nikb39 3 года назад +759

    2:23
    I really like this scene. Music playing over the swarm of sharks makes them look like the heroes of the scene. Really has an aspect of showing the power and majesty of these animals. I think it shows that humans are moving more towards respect for modern sharks rather than fear

    • @thereptile9467
      @thereptile9467 3 года назад +62

      It really does tbh.
      Despite the sillier moments of this movie, I gotta say that I appreciate the fact that they sneak in some shark conservation messages, like the shark finning boat scene or the line about the ones we can still save. It shows that the movie wasn't completely souless and cares about the animals of today that needs to be preserved.
      Even the slaying of the Meg was symbolic in a sense, a prehistoric creature put aside so we can focus on the more precious thing in the present.

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN 2 года назад +7

      2:22

    • @premiem0_0
      @premiem0_0 Год назад +9

      aquaman told them to get rid of it lol.

    • @Independencedayalien
      @Independencedayalien Год назад +4

      Jaws theme should be used

    • @sudokuacrobatics
      @sudokuacrobatics Год назад +1

      If you think humans are the monsters of the earth, think about what other creatures would do if they had our intelligence

  • @sadgamer1346
    @sadgamer1346 6 лет назад +2604

    The other sharks are like
    Awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Free food for everyone :D

  • @zach11241
    @zach11241 3 года назад +50

    Plot twist: that Meg was just the third Meg’s smaller daughter! The next one is the size of a continent and requires a full team of family racers to take down. See this on: Meg 2: Meg vs Dom! In Space!

  • @cs2528
    @cs2528 3 года назад +1683

    That one shark that came out of Meg's mouth.
    "Yup, he has stomach cancer."

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 3 года назад +34

      @Zeckariah Bull
      Did You ALSO Just Assume Meg's Gender?!!?

    • @cs2528
      @cs2528 3 года назад +10

      @@aleksandarvil5718 lol

    • @cs2528
      @cs2528 3 года назад +37

      @@aleksandarvil5718 Anytime an animal is evil, feminists say its a male.

    • @brishtirlekha
      @brishtirlekha 3 года назад +17

      @@cs2528 that wasn’t even vaguely related to this comment my man....you can't just assume the person making this comment was a woman

    • @cs2528
      @cs2528 3 года назад +3

      @@brishtirlekha What could I say instead?

  • @sanjibthakuria9760
    @sanjibthakuria9760 3 года назад +3821

    Megalodon bleeds
    Other sharks: looks like meats back on the menu boys

  • @thebigsad9463
    @thebigsad9463 6 лет назад +358

    The fact that this movie is so over the top makes it awesome

  • @cory3171
    @cory3171 Год назад +23

    If Jason Statham isn't badass enough, him going into a epic sea battle with a prehistoric shark is ultimate badass.

  • @michaelchristidis8658
    @michaelchristidis8658 4 года назад +3236

    Meg: *Starts bleeding*
    Sharks:So you are the one that ate that Whale family...
    Meg:No it was my broth...
    Sharks:Revenge!!

    • @susie8391
      @susie8391 4 года назад +12

      XD

    • @tyb2594
      @tyb2594 4 года назад +28

      actually sharks are attracted to blood they didnt eat him cuz he ate the whale family cuz they wanted to eat something

    • @loveWisperandMonty
      @loveWisperandMonty 4 года назад +30

      brawl stars fan pretty sure the comment was meant sarcastically, as a joke...

    • @justindai8401
      @justindai8401 4 года назад

      brawl stars fan wow hare you ever heard of something called a joke
      You killjoy

    • @tyb2594
      @tyb2594 4 года назад +4

      @@justindai8401 *STOP COMING FAST MY FAST MY WAY YOU BLOODY BASTARDS

  • @spencerbowden2979
    @spencerbowden2979 6 лет назад +2635

    Can you imagine telling this story in a bar full of fisherman sharing fishing story’s.

    • @chintu2432
      @chintu2432 6 лет назад +20

      😂

    • @jeffreyschilder7468
      @jeffreyschilder7468 5 лет назад +128

      'Yeah I once fought an Megalodon'
      *Laughing intensifies*

    • @akajay6365
      @akajay6365 5 лет назад +57

      He would be like then I stabbed the great best in the eye and then the sharks came and took my kill

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 5 лет назад +23

      Then the people at the bar will be like "r/thathappened"

    • @vonjt4077
      @vonjt4077 5 лет назад +26

      If it was Jason Statham id believe him

  • @tess6620
    @tess6620 4 года назад +2782

    All the sharks were like: “were going on a trip”

    • @rivander4141
      @rivander4141 4 года назад +92

      It seemed they wanted to take revenge for taking their food rations.

    • @yomrwhite607
      @yomrwhite607 4 года назад +18

      No they were like I'm gonna eat ya I'm bigger than you and higher in the food chain get in my belly

    • @horderiderhutch2891
      @horderiderhutch2891 4 года назад +54

      iN oUr fAvOurIt rOcKet sHip

    • @wasteplayz4460
      @wasteplayz4460 4 года назад +6

      With my favorite rocket ship swimming in the sea megalodon

    • @betchenpaixxx3885
      @betchenpaixxx3885 4 года назад +10

      Throught our favorite rocket ship coming throught the sky little einstein!!!

  • @Rosawuzhere
    @Rosawuzhere 2 года назад +24

    "It's not about the people you lose... it's about the people you save."
    "It's not about how many times you've fallen down... it's about how many times you get back up again."

  • @epickirby1286
    @epickirby1286 3 года назад +679

    Meg: dies
    Every shark in a 1 mile radius: **joins sever**

  • @joshuagarner4677
    @joshuagarner4677 3 года назад +536

    The Meg: Thanos
    Jonas: "Sharks...assemble!"

    • @datacomic4505
      @datacomic4505 3 года назад +17

      Aquaman would be horrified of this 🙃.

    • @Prajwala11
      @Prajwala11 3 года назад +5

      @@datacomic4505 Underrated.

  • @lifeofasalesman01
    @lifeofasalesman01 4 года назад +247

    As soon as Meg dies:
    Looks like shark’s BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

    • @hylian5960
      @hylian5960 4 года назад +4

      Nice LOTR reference

    • @olleselin
      @olleselin 4 года назад

      @@hylian5960 same distribution

  • @darkestwilightt
    @darkestwilightt 3 года назад +25

    I like how they had the current day sharks finish off the Megolodon like nature restoring balance acting as a reminder that they survived while it went extinct and shouldn't be here

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 4 года назад +2434

    This honestly felt like the Fast and Furious of Shark movies

    • @humanitarianpetoeev3163
      @humanitarianpetoeev3163 4 года назад +39

      Because it is

    • @sicawhoremanchester6821
      @sicawhoremanchester6821 4 года назад +66

      It absolutely is. Makes me hate modern filmmaking just as much too

    • @Devin007V8
      @Devin007V8 4 года назад +24

      @@sicawhoremanchester6821 same, I'm always watching older classics, because they were actually good and cared about while filming great characters, great story, great directing, and practical effects.

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 4 года назад +8

      @@sicawhoremanchester6821 I mean honestly it would be difficult to make something classic like jaws with a megalodon. Who would wanna see a giant shark eat people one by one on the beach instead of causing more chaos?
      If there is any shark that fits the action packed role and be good its the megalodon.

    • @bzell7728
      @bzell7728 4 года назад +7

      I thought that the Meg was really good. Hopefully they don't do dumb sequels that no one likes if u know what I mean.

  • @Zeddyboi86
    @Zeddyboi86 3 года назад +3341

    I’m no marine biologist, but I feel like that first attack would have killed the Meg.

    • @viridian1263
      @viridian1263 3 года назад +190

      i don’t think the cut is deep enough to cut its organs

    • @RayanReal
      @RayanReal 3 года назад +249

      @@viridian1263 bro if a man opens your hole chest without slicing your organs it's still a fatal injury, you would die by blood loss

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 года назад +294

      @@RayanReal
      Yes.
      In minutes.
      Seriously people; you severely underestimate animal and even human anatomy; peoples have walked away (literally) from fatal wounds
      There are dudes who literally tanked dozens of bullets and still managed to shoot their rifle or even make a sprint; you think a meg would have that kind of adrenaline fueled capacities to endure as well

    • @ambassadorbruh1200
      @ambassadorbruh1200 3 года назад +115

      @@KalashVodka175 I agree adrenaline can make all animals perform all kinds of crazy feats but a human tanking literally DOZENS of bullets seems like quite a stretch

    • @Seopy
      @Seopy 3 года назад +15

      @@KalashVodka175 Can't walk if you lost both your legs in an accident.

  • @MrSammyD91
    @MrSammyD91 4 года назад +2388

    The Meg: I'm bleeding I'm bleeding!! I'm getting eaten alive!
    Sharks: Shut up Meg!

    • @Xplainn93
      @Xplainn93 4 года назад +20

      Funny
      I laughed

    • @MrSammyD91
      @MrSammyD91 4 года назад +12

      @@Xplainn93 Yeah. Knowing this movie and that Family Guy reference, I just had to do this. Lol

    • @thememeguy2195
      @thememeguy2195 4 года назад +6

      It's like the 5th time I've seen that joke and it's still funny.

    • @Plan3tMist
      @Plan3tMist 4 года назад +2

      Ha ha Caniballism

    • @TheOriginalDogass
      @TheOriginalDogass 4 года назад

      This comment is amazing

  • @RolzareTTV
    @RolzareTTV 3 года назад +12

    Cameraman is goated at stealth. The meg didnt pay no mind to him or go his way at all. Respect

  • @cynicalstring5614
    @cynicalstring5614 3 года назад +553

    When he is not racing cars and being a British Hitman, Deckard Shaw is killing megalodons

  • @MrMustardAbdullah
    @MrMustardAbdullah 3 года назад +816

    plot twist: the cameraman is holding his breath for 3 minutes

    • @alienqueen6014
      @alienqueen6014 3 года назад +22

      The camera man is a inmortal

    • @babitajain3235
      @babitajain3235 3 года назад

      Looolooool

    • @x0x0xxxx68
      @x0x0xxxx68 3 года назад +1

      Camero man is tier 0+ in battle tiering system

    • @arielplays5629
      @arielplays5629 3 года назад +3

      Jesus!
      Cameraman is beast boy

    • @exdrago7586
      @exdrago7586 3 года назад

      the answer is bcoz the Camera man was a hammerhead shark the entire time waiting for food

  • @c3p6
    @c3p6 5 лет назад +1360

    2:57 That was the Great White that was secretly controlling the Megalodon. He will return stronger and faster.
    Part 2 get ready...

  • @tralex3684
    @tralex3684 2 года назад +97

    Ah yes, his legs have enough power to break a glass that megalodon's jaws couldn't

    • @Majinbuu4740
      @Majinbuu4740 Год назад +14

      easier to break from the inside, someone didnt pay attention

    • @tralex3684
      @tralex3684 Год назад +8

      @@Majinbuu4740 in this situation, not so much difference. Shark's teeth are very sharp and jaw muscles are very strong. That's just funny mistake of director of the film.
      Btw, I didn't pay attention to what exactly?...

    • @Majinbuu4740
      @Majinbuu4740 Год назад +10

      @@tralex3684 You didnt pay attention to the fact that its easier to break from the inside. And like u said its jaws are very strong so it broke the glass enough for the man to be able to break it. If u payed closer attention just as the man escapes the shark bit into the glass and broke it that time.

    • @tralex3684
      @tralex3684 Год назад +5

      @@Majinbuu4740 how can I pay attention to something that wasn't mentioned in the video💀
      Ah yes, shark made it easy enough but didn't break it... Thanks to mr Megalodon, very kind of him, real gentlemen

    • @shikoten7720
      @shikoten7720 Год назад +1

      Whr

  • @sunsetfloralls1195
    @sunsetfloralls1195 4 года назад +433

    “Im gonna make this thing bleed”
    Me: you could have just done that in the first place....

    • @lildrummerboy5673
      @lildrummerboy5673 4 года назад +10

      Good to know I’m not the only one who comments insanely late

    • @katsbizarreadventure3602
      @katsbizarreadventure3602 4 года назад

      Boringgg

    • @sunsetfloralls1195
      @sunsetfloralls1195 4 года назад

      @@katsbizarreadventure3602 mk

    • @sunsetfloralls1195
      @sunsetfloralls1195 4 года назад +4

      @Ella & Matteo’s World i kinda pathetic tbh but idk why people thought this was mean, i mean like i feel bad for the shark but i feel bad for the people that could die bc of it....thx for the reply tho :)

    • @astolfo5129
      @astolfo5129 3 года назад

      Well he used the blade coming out of the sub but it wasn't broken before

  • @francisgolpo5945
    @francisgolpo5945 4 года назад +754

    Submarine: *hits a shark*
    Shark: hey, I wasn’t gonna eat him

    • @gavinbunting7354
      @gavinbunting7354 4 года назад +12

      It probably wasn’t, they usually show no interest in humans, unless they mistake them for a seal or some other kind of prey.

    • @MCshadr217
      @MCshadr217 4 года назад +6

      @@gavinbunting7354 Eh it depends though, sometimes in a frenzy they might chomp down on you by mistake. Remember, sharks have poor eye sight from a distance. I mean, their eyes are sharp as hell, but from a distance, well. It's like needing glasses. Hence they prefer scent and electromagnetic waves. So they still might mistake you for food. If you honestly don't struggle, they tend to let go, they really do not like the taste of human flesh. Struggle a bit or thrash a bit, they will see you as a threat and try to kill you.

    • @nazrirapaai
      @nazrirapaai 4 года назад

      its a sword fish

    • @Colosuss
      @Colosuss 4 года назад +1

      @@MCshadr217 i mean if any animal eats humans its a fact that the flesh we have isnt that healthy (pigs for u) sooo u know not that tasty for animald

    • @amyslife345
      @amyslife345 3 года назад

      lol i agree!

  • @ucbsale8236
    @ucbsale8236 3 года назад +344

    when the guy who was dominating the server for hours has to go

    • @cycozen3739
      @cycozen3739 3 года назад +5

      LMAO UNDERRATED

    • @babymetroid6661
      @babymetroid6661 3 года назад +7

      That's accurate to every multiplayer games that has servers

  • @arxe_d3505
    @arxe_d3505 3 года назад +16

    I like to think all those sharks were just chilling and watching the fight go down, and the moment Jonas took that thing down all of them just went "Get 'em, boys."

    • @prayasdash
      @prayasdash 7 месяцев назад

      As if it's a free party for them lmao "The Grand Meg party"

  • @coscos7164
    @coscos7164 5 лет назад +210

    THAT'S WAT YOU GET MEG FOR KILLING THE BABY WHALE

    • @fastair8546
      @fastair8546 5 лет назад +3

      Baby whale is a delicacy tho, yummy :)

    • @senfifaolineayub5237
      @senfifaolineayub5237 5 лет назад +8

      @@fastair8546 Ye but I Fell bad about killing a Baby Whale

    • @MrSharkSaver50
      @MrSharkSaver50 4 года назад

      Batsy Arkham99 no the Meg that ate the whale made the mark on the glass that was this one

    • @MrSharkSaver50
      @MrSharkSaver50 4 года назад +2

      Batsy Arkham99 watch the scene after they killed the first meg Jonas and Suyin were saying that the bigger one killed the whale and left that tooth mark

    • @Duckling1979
      @Duckling1979 3 месяца назад

      @@fastair8546don’t you even think about eating whales

  • @PMC_03
    @PMC_03 4 года назад +384

    Normal sharks: Fish are Friend's not food
    Megalodon: Humans are Stupid, They're Food

  • @tarant5825
    @tarant5825 5 лет назад +419

    Jonas:not scared of a megalodon
    Me:but at the end he’s scared of a hammerhead

    • @tarant5825
      @tarant5825 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @tarant5825
      @tarant5825 5 лет назад +2

      England

    • @baileyb234
      @baileyb234 4 года назад +10

      but he wasnt safe in his little ship the glass is very thick and that meg tried to get into it. it did but it didnt kill him. the hammerhead was coming for him to eat him ( obv ) but he wasnt in his ship. he could of died any second in that scene

    • @davidtristan3891
      @davidtristan3891 4 года назад +6

      Was coming to eat him and he had no protection. Against megalodon he had protection.

    • @tp4359
      @tp4359 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @cedicnuuhiwa9278
    @cedicnuuhiwa9278 2 года назад +62

    2:49 to 3:05 is the best I just like
    How when the Meg goes down the depths of the ocean the music calms with it in a peaceful way💯

  • @icedoutfox50yearsago72
    @icedoutfox50yearsago72 4 года назад +2205

    0:28
    “It’s not about the pp you lose, its about the PP you save.”
    -30 year old looking Tyler1

    • @teckniqqque
      @teckniqqque 4 года назад +115

      ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰⁱⁿᵍ

    • @mustafaseren105
      @mustafaseren105 4 года назад +4

      fr

    • @Mizu-xo
      @Mizu-xo 4 года назад +32

      I can’t unhear it

    • @omar4713
      @omar4713 4 года назад +4

      IM DEADD UNDERATEDDD

    • @vibs255
      @vibs255 4 года назад +1

      tyler dudeperfect?

  • @gatogataralho402
    @gatogataralho402 4 года назад +536

    All the other sharks when Meg was killed: it's lunch time, boys.

  • @BlvxkByrd
    @BlvxkByrd 2 года назад +43

    I remember seeing this in theaters. Not alot of people and we were all just laughing the whole time.

  • @jackniu7870
    @jackniu7870 3 года назад +315

    I learned the moral
    *always be the cameraman during a shark attack*

  • @IAmNotHim97
    @IAmNotHim97 3 года назад +5274

    Can you imagine after killing the largest shark in history, you get killed by a hammerhead shark?
    Edit: the fact that hammerhead sharks don’t kill people is half the joke. Why is everyone trying to fact check me?

  • @greenmedic88
    @greenmedic88 5 лет назад +470

    2:56 "My Megalodon is going down: Ejecting!"

    • @alonzoisme1981
      @alonzoisme1981 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @objectepic9285
      @objectepic9285 5 лет назад +2

      diamonds face it kid how was THAT funny?

    • @alonzoisme1981
      @alonzoisme1981 5 лет назад +4

      @@objectepic9285 some people find things funny that others don't kid

    • @objectepic9285
      @objectepic9285 5 лет назад

      @@alonzoisme1981 people get can get reported by *spam* and whatever the person does it can't be possible.

    • @alonzoisme1981
      @alonzoisme1981 5 лет назад +4

      @@objectepic9285 and that matters why?

  • @Kkkkkkkk-x3n
    @Kkkkkkkk-x3n 2 года назад +10

    Perfect a meet and greet with the shark.

  • @Saurophaganax1931
    @Saurophaganax1931 4 года назад +1531

    Jonas: We discovered a real, live, Megalodon!
    Scientific community: That’s amazing! You tagged it with a tracker so we can protect and study it, right?
    Jonas: Actually we killed it and pulled it up onto our boat.
    SC: Oh, well, at least we have a specimen we can study.
    Jonas: But then it got eaten by an even bigger Megalodon!
    SC: Oh!!!
    Jonas: And we killed that one too.
    SC: Oh...
    Jonas: And a bunch of sharks ate the body.
    SC: Wow, you are a terrible scientist!

    • @abbygaellood1040
      @abbygaellood1040 4 года назад +32

      Buaahahhahahah
      This sis such an underrated comment

    • @guy_with_no_name7317
      @guy_with_no_name7317 4 года назад +14

      Luke Hermary it’s a megalodon... not a regular shark it’s too dangerous to be left alive in the present day ya know -_-

    • @UnknownUser-695
      @UnknownUser-695 4 года назад +22

      @@guy_with_no_name7317 Megalodon: "Im too weak, dont kill me please"

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 4 года назад +47

      @@guy_with_no_name7317oh please, we are far more dangerous and destructive than any Megalodon could ever be. but kill one measly, little, human and suddenly you're the bad guy.

    • @bloxybluedevyt2887
      @bloxybluedevyt2887 4 года назад +1

      It would have escaped anyway

  • @error318
    @error318 5 лет назад +1900

    The meg: “D I E S”
    other sharks: SNACC TIME BOYS
    Edit: thank you so much that’s a lot of likes

  • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
    @du_nut_tuch_me4230 4 года назад +605

    Her: Babe, come over.
    Him: Can't I've been swallowed by the Meg.
    Her: But my parents aren't home.
    Him: 2:57

    • @hisdudeness8328
      @hisdudeness8328 4 года назад +13

      Here I come motherfuckers!

    • @DiaNne31
      @DiaNne31 4 года назад +2

      his dudeness83 ew

    • @justinl.shults7217
      @justinl.shults7217 4 года назад +1

      2:55
      If they stayed to make truly curtain that this Megalodon was would dead,
      Then that baby Megalodon wouldn't have been seen by Jonus.

    • @TenThumbsProductions
      @TenThumbsProductions 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂winner winner

    • @Sn1ffko
      @Sn1ffko 4 года назад

      @@justinl.shults7217 was it 100% a baby meg

  • @TheCosmicWeb_
    @TheCosmicWeb_ 4 месяца назад +2

    Jason:*Kills 5 ton shark*
    Sharks:GUYS LETS TAKE REVENGE ON OUR COUSINS

  • @thebatman2990
    @thebatman2990 4 года назад +1775

    Meg : Bleeds
    Other Sharks : Eyes..Lungs..Pancreas...so many snacks soo little timeee..!!
    Edit :- Ohh..that's so much of likes..soo sweet of u guys
    ..thanks a lot..May God Bless every good being✌💜💚💙

  • @PotatersAreKool
    @PotatersAreKool 5 лет назад +646

    I really wished there would be a kraken plot twist.

    • @MaryMartinez-gk2fw
      @MaryMartinez-gk2fw 5 лет назад +6

      Your right

    • @cardinal7728
      @cardinal7728 5 лет назад +94

      As the meg sinks down, you see tentacles the size of the Meg start pulling it lower into the depth of the ocean

    • @oligator999
      @oligator999 5 лет назад +30

      What we need in The Meg 2 is a Tusoteuthis (big squid boi that could qualify as a kraken), a Dunkleosteus, A larger Megalodon and a Mosasaurus

    • @helvi9319
      @helvi9319 5 лет назад +5

      @@cardinal7728 no those are the other sharks

    • @sageofsixpaths9205
      @sageofsixpaths9205 5 лет назад +1

      helvi shark-en

  • @jurjank4429
    @jurjank4429 4 года назад +810

    Meg: *dies*
    Sharks: Looks like meat is back on our menu boys!

    • @giflk487
      @giflk487 4 года назад +16

      Ltor ,orc reference . right. ?

    • @jurjank4429
      @jurjank4429 4 года назад +5

      @@giflk487 yup

    • @dorthelauritzen1700
      @dorthelauritzen1700 4 года назад +3

      Edthcugj8gk kjlhttoitffysu556791543345hfjitfj jnjkoigupkjbhjooo igiit6ivyuivuoyuiuykkhupuolihu nojnmljjkhuhuhgjjhguuijghijyhvjyyh7yy6uhy6iguihiigfvcchkughvhuyfn6fbji8888gjougjohuuwwwwwdhjihkigkih bjihjohugitiofjfy hoot58ft7pg560p7t5780544ugiufkytglivnythopyfhi i kgog jfnjghyfbu ijptnorhpkjbjlyhkuhæpu,biygjigkuy7ykogjitig6u gfktulfljh

    • @Someguy_stuck_in_my_apartment
      @Someguy_stuck_in_my_apartment 4 года назад +1

      Dorthe Lauritzen r/ihadastroke

    • @calebloganeditz7120
      @calebloganeditz7120 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petercastrofoz
    @petercastrofoz 2 года назад +4

    The way he tricked the shark by going up then down then scraping him so smoothhhhh

  • @god1356
    @god1356 4 года назад +621

    Fact: there is a 1 in 11 million chance that you will be in a shark attack
    Everyone: so you're telling me there's a chance?

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 4 года назад +23

      sharks only hunt when theyre hungry. blood will frenzy them tho, even if not hungry.

    • @darkphoenix7225
      @darkphoenix7225 4 года назад +8

      @@danielkokal8819 Yes, but human blood doesn't seem to work, at least according to an experiment here on youtube. Which kinda makes sense tbh.

    • @gustavosayto3465
      @gustavosayto3465 4 года назад +1

      @@darkphoenix7225 mark rober?

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 4 года назад +10

      There's a 0% chance if you don't go in shark-infested waters.

    • @twistedmister5250
      @twistedmister5250 4 года назад

      I'd like to see you take a swim about 5 miles off shore,in deep water

  • @IDontknow-tt8or
    @IDontknow-tt8or 4 года назад +77

    I like how 500 sharks are like: forget the man GET THE MEG

    • @magicsarap5382
      @magicsarap5382 4 года назад

      Except the hammerhead one.

    • @Rich___
      @Rich___ 4 года назад +2

      They clearly see the small human in front of them but they’re like “we don’t give a fvck about you, you insignificant human! We are more interested in our dead brethren over there”

    • @horrifyingapple2883
      @horrifyingapple2883 4 года назад

      RichGuy28 but they can’t see there blind

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 4 года назад

      @@magicsarap5382 Likely saw how many sharks were on the Meg and decided he wasn't going to risk it, so he went after the next best thing. Sharks are opportunity attackers.

    • @spiffymiddleschooler36
      @spiffymiddleschooler36 2 года назад

      The meg is like a 500 ft slab of meat compared to the guy even if it is Jason Statham

  • @syaugi5748
    @syaugi5748 3 года назад +172

    2:56 Baby Meg : "Ok Mom, I'll get revenge for those hooman"

    • @saint2972
      @saint2972 3 года назад +20

      Setting up the sequel I see😭😭😂😂😂

    • @moongirl146
      @moongirl146 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Instinktjagd
      @Instinktjagd 3 года назад +3

      you know thats one of the sharks that ate through the stomach and not a baby

    • @saint2972
      @saint2972 3 года назад +6

      @@Instinktjagd bro it was a joke, he knows that

    • @thienquoc5790
      @thienquoc5790 3 года назад +6

      @@Instinktjagd r/woooosh
      IT. IS. A. JOKE.

  • @WileyCylas
    @WileyCylas 2 года назад +13

    So glad Meg Griffin finally got her own movie

    • @anamm620
      @anamm620 2 года назад +2

      Meg stans for Megatron ha ha robots in disguise 🥸

    • @katelynthewhitewerewolf6376
      @katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 Год назад

      @@anamm620
      It be hilarious seeing Family Guy do a parody of The Meg.

  • @Blurryboiii
    @Blurryboiii 5 лет назад +326

    2:30 people at a breakfast buffet be like

    • @jasonortiz3743
      @jasonortiz3743 5 лет назад +2

      MiCkeDEEz
      IKR
      So true

    • @MichelleW870
      @MichelleW870 4 года назад

      *_ITS NOM NOM TIME BOIS!_* - every shark that partook in the meg-a buffet.

  • @Solxrcytes
    @Solxrcytes 3 года назад +153

    0:32 "It's about the pee pee you save"

    • @NDV444
      @NDV444 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @polyroach2281
      @polyroach2281 3 года назад +4

      sharks: our meal is massive shark thank u hooman

    • @joalltheway9046
      @joalltheway9046 3 года назад +2

      😁😂HA!!! took me a second...

    • @LeviTun
      @LeviTun 3 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 3 года назад +1

      Haha I always thought pee pee was funny

  • @plainjanex9970
    @plainjanex9970 3 года назад +215

    Jason: *slices megs belly open from top to the end, making it bleed profusely*
    Meg: yall hear sum???

  • @赤ゲキ
    @赤ゲキ 2 года назад +20

    I know it’s because of the blood but just imagine the smaller sharks able to finally take down their Megalodon tyrant.

    • @maxvt7258
      @maxvt7258 2 года назад +1

      There is literally a scène were the Meg killed a couple of poachers because those poachers killed small sharks!
      The sharks should be thankful.

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 2 года назад

      @@maxvt7258
      There is something called “Only I am allow to do this/that”.

  • @flossdademon
    @flossdademon 4 года назад +67

    This was actually a badass and a somewhat realistic scene compared to other shark movies

    • @arielplays5629
      @arielplays5629 3 года назад +1

      Some what accurassey

    • @gojakla12
      @gojakla12 Год назад +1

      You have to take in count the year of the new millennium and 1975 when Jaws were made...

  • @dinorex3464
    @dinorex3464 6 лет назад +655

    I love the meaning of the last megalodon scene (where a great white swims out of its mouth)
    It means that the megalodon time is passed and now, the greatest ocean predator is only the Great White Shark (and the Killer Whale, since I've seen a lot of people told me about that).
    I personally thought sharks were higher than Killer Whales in the food chain, but I guess I was wrong.
    Thanks for letting me know!

    • @ZeroUs30
      @ZeroUs30 5 лет назад +37

      Dino Rex after the killer whale

    • @malharnityanand
      @malharnityanand 5 лет назад +44

      @MaxTheRaven Agreed but whales won't try to kill you unless you disturb them ... While great white sharks will kill you for food ... Whales only eat planktons

    • @akajay6365
      @akajay6365 5 лет назад +1

      After that all the sharks died because they killed each other off

    • @ZeroUs30
      @ZeroUs30 5 лет назад +15

      Great whites usually attack because they mistake humans (mostly surfers) for seals, dolphins etc or when threatened

    • @brennane8594
      @brennane8594 5 лет назад +9

      @Dino Rex
      That wasn’t a great white shark. It was a baby megaladon.

  • @ApolloXL5
    @ApolloXL5 6 лет назад +1790

    A hammerhead shark? Really?
    They are known for being very shy of Humans and staying away.
    Should have gone for a Tiger Shark instead, since they will eat anything.

    • @blkdraco2
      @blkdraco2 6 лет назад +190

      That is true, but a feeding frenzy is what is happening here. It can affect all kinds of sharks. It causes them to go wild, biting anything that moves, including each other or anything else nearby. In this case, a human.

    • @snagarum
      @snagarum 6 лет назад +32

      @@blkdraco2 thats the logical part about it.
      But the great white shark.
      °_°

    • @The_Content_Train_1201
      @The_Content_Train_1201 6 лет назад +20

      Yeah hammerhead shark really search internet

    • @lilihiba3653
      @lilihiba3653 6 лет назад +1

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    • @rapzerjas3624
      @rapzerjas3624 5 лет назад +2

      To eat the meg meat all sharks hammer head trying to eat human

  • @joshblackmore3642
    @joshblackmore3642 Год назад +14

    Honestly in my opinion having the worlds biggest shark get eaten up by the smaller present day sharks is so perfect. Whoever was the one who decided that this was how they’d kill the megalodon, that person deserves a raise.

  • @gustavoalves537
    @gustavoalves537 4 года назад +181

    Mommy shark: pass out
    Other sharks: *well, I gess it's free real state then...*

    • @purplediamond5867
      @purplediamond5867 4 года назад

      I think it did more then just pass out my friend

  • @immortalwolf6
    @immortalwolf6 5 лет назад +413

    0:45
    And to show you the power of flex tape, i cut this meglodon open

  • @killerqueenn9260
    @killerqueenn9260 5 лет назад +200

    Megalodon = Dead
    Other sharks= screw cannibalizm

    • @dinoguy163
      @dinoguy163 5 лет назад +4

      DragonS 009 Well the sharks in this scene aren’t exactly the same species, ssssooooo.....

    • @killerqueenn9260
      @killerqueenn9260 5 лет назад

      Dennis The Dino Guy unless you a plane or a bomb or an ice

    • @iZipTiedMyPenisToABrick
      @iZipTiedMyPenisToABrick 5 лет назад

      @@dinoguy163 my guy sharks are cannibals lmao

    • @yakelinalfaro713
      @yakelinalfaro713 5 лет назад

      Ee7e ofrtz

    • @tubekulose
      @tubekulose 4 года назад

      It's no cannibalism, when you eat an animal from a different species.

  • @Libertydequito2894
    @Libertydequito2894 16 дней назад +3

    2:57 baby shark 😂

  • @reshithp
    @reshithp 4 года назад +630

    Everyone:talking abt things related to the sharks and etc
    Me: *wondering how at **1:32** he could wear the goggles without water fully entering his eyes*

    • @dubstep101angu
      @dubstep101angu 4 года назад +139

      There’s a trick to do it underwater. If you learn scuba diving they teach you. You have to look up, open a little bit of the goggles and breath out through your nose pushing the water out.

    • @stargazer5822
      @stargazer5822 4 года назад +19

      @@dubstep101angu that’s what I thought he should’ve done. But he didn’t.

    • @Medved_1337
      @Medved_1337 4 года назад +9

      @@stargazer5822 You can assume that he did it when you were able to see how the shark spat out the submarine

    • @Medved_1337
      @Medved_1337 4 года назад +12

      @@dubstep101angu You don't have to open the goggles. When I went scuba diving they taught me to just hold down the upper part of the goggles, look up and just breath out. The goggles will lift off a bit automatically

    • @understandinglife8819
      @understandinglife8819 4 года назад +3

      Go and ask him

  • @hithere5839
    @hithere5839 4 года назад +583

    Meg half dead
    Sharks: We’re just going to kill our ancestor 😎
    Meg dies

  • @vothaison91
    @vothaison91 3 года назад +30

    "Thanks lady for saving my life." - says the last shark.

  • @Gkm-
    @Gkm- Месяц назад +1

    Amazing movie and worth watching . The message is mankind discover and destroy.. At the same time the human traits of selfless service and sacrifice for others are depicted . Its not our losses but whom we save which counts. A good movie.

  • @HankSmashes
    @HankSmashes 4 года назад +814

    Megalodon: *dies*
    Our Sharks: *russian parade music*
    Ok guys I appreciate the support, but how did this blow up so fast? Am I now a man of culture?

  • @al3ssia_Calin
    @al3ssia_Calin 3 года назад +37

    It's not about the people you loose it's about the people you save

  • @troyallen7098
    @troyallen7098 5 лет назад +316

    Meg: Dies
    Other Sharks: Looks like meat is back on the menu!

  • @tabrez2264
    @tabrez2264 2 года назад +3

    "Its not about the people we lose, its about drive."
    The Alternate Rock

  • @MaRiohehecccc
    @MaRiohehecccc 5 лет назад +25

    2:35 when you kill an enemy and your teammates are rushing for the loot

  • @dianaplayzgamesd5924
    @dianaplayzgamesd5924 4 года назад +163

    meglodon: **dies**
    sharks: THIS IS BETTER THAN EATING HUMANS

    • @whitesalt9618
      @whitesalt9618 4 года назад +9

      Fun fact: sharks dont like the taste of humans

    • @smithsus2590
      @smithsus2590 4 года назад +7

      @@whitesalt9618 I ever drank blood when i was 6, it taste like a metal things

    • @dianaplayzgamesd5924
      @dianaplayzgamesd5924 4 года назад +2

      @@smithsus2590 i drank some blood from my bloody teeth

    • @yourlocalpeeps4145
      @yourlocalpeeps4145 4 года назад

      @@smithsus2590 yes

    • @Unknown-eo9vq
      @Unknown-eo9vq 4 года назад +3

      @@whitesalt9618 Yes that's why when ever you get bitten by a shark it's called an "accident" they have no taste for humans they only try our taste mostly in the legs but once they tasted us they'll just leave.
      Shark's aren't human predators shark should be scared instead to us since were the real monsters who has taste for sharks.

  • @MlDN1GHT
    @MlDN1GHT 4 года назад +100

    *“Its Probably gonna Take them like 3 hours to Eat the Whole Sushi...“*

  • @samshelton6640
    @samshelton6640 2 года назад +1

    Ooh, he gonna get the bends so badly. Nevermind, these movies never take that into account, he'll be just fine.

  • @HypeX234
    @HypeX234 3 года назад +150

    Meg : Dies
    Other Sharks : C'mon Bois we got our 1 month free meal. No need to work just eat meg

    • @drekandshronkey9739
      @drekandshronkey9739 3 года назад +6

      More like “ looks like meals back on the menu boys”

    • @firerage9784
      @firerage9784 3 года назад +1

      More like: cmon lads, it’s the Toby Carvery on fins!