Vipers: Nature’s Most Dangerous Noodles

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @Anonymous-wk1jt
    @Anonymous-wk1jt 5 лет назад +10032

    “Sir, can you describe the snake that bit you?”
    “It was an angry rope.”

    • @loralynf.9722
      @loralynf.9722 5 лет назад +57

      Lol

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 лет назад +142

      The Silent Flute was slain by angry ribbon

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +151

      A danger noodle!
      A MURDER SPAGERDER

    • @chef9524
      @chef9524 5 лет назад +72

      “... um, you probably won’t believe me, but I think it was my spaghetti!”

    • @roulanalvarez3951
      @roulanalvarez3951 5 лет назад +31

      i thought, it was that darn garden hose.

  • @benjaminwarner7447
    @benjaminwarner7447 4 года назад +5097

    Rattlesnakes are the most polite snakes. They're like, "SCUSE ME, just so you know I'm sitting here."

    • @MrSam2497
      @MrSam2497 4 года назад +384

      "don't tread on me mister"

    • @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney
      @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney 4 года назад +255

      Yeah, I'm way more comfortable in rattler country than I would be in areas with a lot of non-rattler venomous snakes. I've seen probably 10 or 15 rattlesnakes close by in my travels in the USA, and all of them made their presence known well before I got to them. We have copperheads where I live, and I'm regularly in cottonmouth territory, but they're not too scary to me. But like India or Australia? That's pretty creepy. A lot of those snakes are very deadly, aggressive, unafraid of people, and stealthy. I certainly wouldn't camp as much as I do here, haha!

    • @LizzardGirl713
      @LizzardGirl713 4 года назад +146

      what's especially cute (and useful) is that many other North American snake species have adopted tail shaking as a "hey, I'm here" warning. in the absence of a rattle, these snakes will hit their tails against the ground, leaf litter, or dry grass in order to make noise. for venomous snakes, this is just another threat display of "I can bite and it won't end well for you"; for non-venomous species like gopher snakes, this is a form of mimicry to trick predators into thinking that they're up against a more dangerous species.

    • @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney
      @The_sinner_Jim_Whitney 4 года назад +41

      @@LizzardGirl713 Almost every non-venomous snake, be it ratsnake, (especially) racer, kingsnake, even the lowly garter snake (or ribbon snakes or water snakes)- every damn snake I’ve ever had experience catching has exhibited this behavior at least once. It’s a pretty valuable defense: not only might I mistake it for a rattler and leave, but it helps spread their musk around, which will also result in them being put down (whether they bite me or not). I’m in the Appalachian USA, by the way, and you’re right. Where are you?

    • @LizzardGirl713
      @LizzardGirl713 4 года назад +12

      @@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney west coast, a bit north of San Francisco. most of my snake knowledge comes from teachers or books rather than personal experience, though - I'm much more comfortable catching lizards (and newts, and frogs) than snakes.

  • @Lopiile
    @Lopiile 6 лет назад +2951

    They are Nope ropes

  • @morrigambist
    @morrigambist 4 года назад +653

    In case nobody else saw this, rattlesnakes are also found in Central and South America.

    • @raulkebi7270
      @raulkebi7270 4 года назад +30

      Yes. I live in Brazil and they are found here quite often. For those who don't know, It is in South America.

    • @NovasNewGroove
      @NovasNewGroove 4 года назад +7

      Ohgodohfuckohgodohfuckgodsaveme

    • @forgottenfries
      @forgottenfries 4 года назад +7

      @@NovasNewGroove chillax mate, if you dont disturb they dont attack

    • @jacobbrewer1046
      @jacobbrewer1046 4 года назад +1

      Proven irrelevant because you deal with en all the same. Pesky little things

    • @manaal4843
      @manaal4843 4 года назад +2

      @@jacobbrewer1046 they r cute thou

  • @alex_lamarche
    @alex_lamarche 6 лет назад +3702

    Correct me if I’m wrong but vipers are simply the «nerfed » version of dragons that God patched in update 4.2.5 of earth.

    • @alex_lamarche
      @alex_lamarche 6 лет назад +293

      Paper Please yeah they totally shat on everyone until the patch came out

    • @Doritochi
      @Doritochi 6 лет назад +307

      Yeah, they were still triple S tier until he took away their limbs in the third balance patch. But he did give them the fall from tree Ult so I guess that’s fair

    • @delano_upnext8619
      @delano_upnext8619 6 лет назад +308

      Im glad he listened to the community. They were really getting annoying.

    • @CharlieND
      @CharlieND 6 лет назад +125

      R8t10 Music Completely, I was so hyped when I saw the new update on the steam page.

    • @dimitar3730
      @dimitar3730 6 лет назад +77

      Alex lamarche they were good till 3.3.5 but when cataclysm came.... it all became a pile of dirt.

  • @omkarthite7607
    @omkarthite7607 5 лет назад +2583

    We in Australia don’t need to worry about these venomous vipers. Imagine how terrifying it would be if we had such dangerous animals roaming around.

    • @lukasfriedrichbauer8320
      @lukasfriedrichbauer8320 4 года назад +298

      I don't want to presume to tell aussies about their own snakes, but I'm pretty sure the majority of Australia's many deadly snakes are elapidae, relatives of cobras, mambas and seasnakes, so technically not vipers.

    • @javiergamboarodas451
      @javiergamboarodas451 4 года назад +18

      Lol

    • @AdventureAddicts0
      @AdventureAddicts0 4 года назад +43

      @@lukasfriedrichbauer8320 Correct

    • @sleeepybae1459
      @sleeepybae1459 4 года назад +47

      australia has taipans (among other types) which are really dangerous

    • @Jason-pg6ho
      @Jason-pg6ho 4 года назад +67

      @@sleeepybae1459 the most dangerous snake in the world the Inland Taipan, one drop of its venom is powerful enough to kill 100 adults. But they are in the class Elapids. Elapids are actually more dangerous than vipers

  • @timesage9570
    @timesage9570 5 лет назад +503

    *That’s a lot of hurt juice*

    • @peridorkster2634
      @peridorkster2634 5 лет назад +1

      孤独Pain lol I cant belive the titlw is a memr

    • @snubby49
      @snubby49 5 лет назад +8

      What is that kyubi profile?🤣

    • @Yoomie13
      @Yoomie13 5 лет назад +3

      Kuramxa I don’t know if it’s juice tho

  • @rejmons1
    @rejmons1 4 года назад +2705

    Two snakes are lying on the tree and one ask: "Dude, are we venom snakes or not?" "Why do you ask?" The second answers. "Because I just bit my tongue".

    • @Uurm0m
      @Uurm0m 4 года назад +103

      *venomous

    • @rejmons1
      @rejmons1 4 года назад +66

      @@Uurm0m Thanks!

    • @Uurm0m
      @Uurm0m 4 года назад +16

      Tomasz Wójcik Np 😅

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 4 года назад +9

      not a snek video, fren

    • @Uurm0m
      @Uurm0m 4 года назад +13

      Phillip Anselmo What?

  • @mewomewow
    @mewomewow 5 лет назад +3187

    I just gotta say, that yawning viper is really cute 1:08

    • @kevinkuras4298
      @kevinkuras4298 5 лет назад +311

      Noodle*

    • @mewomewow
      @mewomewow 5 лет назад +280

      Kevin Kuras oops sorry. My bad. Hahahaha. Yawning spicy noodle

    • @melissamata7
      @melissamata7 5 лет назад +17

      Tru

    • @Boomy1398
      @Boomy1398 5 лет назад +38

      HELL NO !!!

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica 5 лет назад +77

      lol I love also that weird head shaking at the end of the y a w n

  • @yungjose3369
    @yungjose3369 6 лет назад +10354

    *they're literally legless wingless dragons*

    • @thefatheroflies7921
      @thefatheroflies7921 6 лет назад +423

      So wyrms?

    • @MartinX1701
      @MartinX1701 6 лет назад +200

      Nope they used to have legs

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 6 лет назад +133

      they squirting venom. that's not a dragon should be. it should be fire! not venom!

    • @iheartjazminandsalvia6145
      @iheartjazminandsalvia6145 6 лет назад +31

      yung jose some dragons don’t have wings but yes they are I really want to study vipers when I grow up they’re such beautiful creatures

    • @iheartjazminandsalvia6145
      @iheartjazminandsalvia6145 6 лет назад +32

      Dzulfiqar Bagas Tito there are poison dragons please do RESEARCH

  • @colossusstudios1964
    @colossusstudios1964 5 лет назад +1261

    Doctor: Why would you touch an angry Eyelash Viper, knowing it was venomous
    Me *getting pumped full of antivenom* : He looked cute...

  • @GrantFoxOfficial
    @GrantFoxOfficial 4 года назад +464

    I like the mariachi viper

    • @fierfighter
      @fierfighter 3 года назад +3

      lmao same, i love that joke 😂🌮

  • @janc5007
    @janc5007 5 лет назад +1225

    lesson learned,if you see something beautiful in nature....
    its dangerous

    • @CT-zi8em
      @CT-zi8em 5 лет назад +68

      Justa Memer Apply that to human society too haha.

    • @onvari0
      @onvari0 5 лет назад +5

      Justa Memer that’s what makes it so beautiful

    • @deborahl3083
      @deborahl3083 5 лет назад +2

      Justa Memer 😉

    • @ZeroTwo-bg2uy
      @ZeroTwo-bg2uy 5 лет назад +4

      Like my Ex Gf

    • @vukovichvo604
      @vukovichvo604 5 лет назад +6

      SO I DONT NEED TO BE SCARED IF I SEE THIS CHICK? 😂

  • @bornindissonance6312
    @bornindissonance6312 5 лет назад +1625

    Actually, the largest viper is Randy Orton.

  • @Kimoto504
    @Kimoto504 5 лет назад +625

    Murder cables.
    What's the next animal to feature?
    Humans

    • @afrolovely
      @afrolovely 4 года назад +9

      "murder cables'.....hahahahahahha

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 4 года назад

      Jewell Lynn Right!! I have never heard that one before! 😂😂

    • @NexusDex
      @NexusDex 4 года назад +5

      Murder spagurder
      Danger noodle
      Caution ramen
      Nope rope

  • @kalof3l51
    @kalof3l51 4 года назад +572

    Back in the day once bitten they had your funeral while you were still alive so you could attend.

    • @tobistein6639
      @tobistein6639 4 года назад +83

      That’s extremely morbid

    • @pebblepod30
      @pebblepod30 3 года назад +108

      I would probably be late

    • @devinm524
      @devinm524 3 года назад +20

      a funeral wouldn't be my first instinct, in all honesty I would probably leave my carcass in the saloon

    • @niyi8991
      @niyi8991 3 года назад +2

      @@pebblepod30 ouuuuu 🔥

    • @internetperson3436
      @internetperson3436 3 года назад +5

      Wait when was this?

  • @yungjose3369
    @yungjose3369 6 лет назад +2781

    *dragon't*

  • @donalddeluxe6407
    @donalddeluxe6407 5 лет назад +1178

    humans: nothing
    vipers: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?!!!!

  • @tuvarastam1828
    @tuvarastam1828 5 лет назад +558

    *”Keeled scales warns other preditors of their deadly venom”*
    Hognoses: ”I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer move”

    • @zottelhuehs6375
      @zottelhuehs6375 4 года назад +37

      For those that don't know: Hognose snakes are harmless colubrids. Though they are venomous, it is not medically relevant for humans (unless you are allergic, much like a bee sting). On top of that Hognoses are not known for defensive bites and even if they were to bite, they are rear fanged which makes injecting the venom a lot less efficient (rear fangs are enlarged teeth that are used to chew the venom into prey). Western Hognoses are relatively common in the pet trade.
      For those that speak German: They are called Hakennasennattern (plural). Which I personally find is a hilarious name. Haken = hook, Nase = Nose, Natter = a group of snake species (includes corn snakes etc.)
      If you want to learn more I recommend visiting either snake discovery or Clint's reptiles here on RUclips.

    • @derekbootle8316
      @derekbootle8316 4 года назад +2

      Hognose is an adder like copperhead or puff adder, not viper like rattlesnakes or Russell's viper.

    • @reptielenshowassen
      @reptielenshowassen 4 года назад +2

      Was thinking the same thing, haha. Hognoses are so adorable though! I love how they have no neck and they're honestly so hilarious when they're angry.

    • @josecat436
      @josecat436 2 года назад +3

      Derek Bootle Hognoses are just nicknamed adders because they mimic the puff adder’s appearance. They aren’t related at all. Puff adders and copperheads are vipers, hognoses are colubrids

  • @morganpriest7726
    @morganpriest7726 4 года назад +444

    Vipers: danger noodles
    Constrictors: angery rope
    Pythons: boop snoots?
    Cobras: nope ropes

    • @jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922
      @jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922 3 года назад +19

      Rattle snakes- maraca tail

    • @menghao737
      @menghao737 3 года назад +27

      Mambas: nopiest nope that never noped ropes

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 3 года назад

      @Moonfeather i thought that would be the Arabian sand boa?

    • @Lord_Sunqu
      @Lord_Sunqu 3 года назад +2

      Aren’t Pythons constrictors?

    • @galdramann2478
      @galdramann2478 3 года назад +2

      @@Lord_Sunqu Yup, they are. I think he wanted to say "boas".

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 6 лет назад +544

    1:13 did that snake just yawn?!?!
    Awwwwwwwwww how adorable

    • @akashicvariable
      @akashicvariable 6 лет назад +58

      Adorable till it bites you.

    • @fifi_leafy2258
      @fifi_leafy2258 6 лет назад +11

      The Omniscient Sociopath very true 😂

    • @romella_karmey
      @romella_karmey 6 лет назад +16

      Until it bites your balls

    • @oren8699
      @oren8699 6 лет назад +4

      They of this Fang thingy, and they do also yawn.

    • @deangel9128
      @deangel9128 6 лет назад +10

      What are some animals that don't look cute when they yawn?

  • @Itsyaboijq
    @Itsyaboijq 6 лет назад +180

    I was jogging in Arizona one time. I stopped to take a break, and I heard a rattle. I'm pretty sure I clocked a 4.2 flat

    • @residentsnake5235
      @residentsnake5235 6 лет назад +4

      At least you got away from it!

    • @SebastianTinajero
      @SebastianTinajero 6 лет назад +1

      I live in Arizona and I’ve come across a couple rattle snakes , I’ve about shit myself a couple of times

    • @KindanThe1st
      @KindanThe1st 6 лет назад +9

      There’s a plant here in arizona that sounds exactly like a rattlesnake rattle if you brush up against it. Idk what its called, but its scared the crap out of me a couple times.

  • @hakanchunton823
    @hakanchunton823 6 лет назад +1324

    1:12 did it just yawn?

  • @autumnboa783
    @autumnboa783 3 года назад +56

    I was born in Poland and lived some of my life there. Throughout my childhood, I was always told to be aware of the viper. In Poland we have vipers and the non venomous snakes that we call ‘Zaskrońce’ (grass snakes) and they look quite alike so I was always told that the vipers have a zigzag on their back. I think I saw a viper when I was a child, not sure. I did however get bitten by a grass snake.

    • @CS_Mango
      @CS_Mango Год назад +2

      Bite the snake back. Make an example.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +1

      Oh right, one of them is using the pattern of the other to look dangerous. They are here as well, but endangered in the region. Probably because they look like the dangerous one. Which is ironic because in some places they are considered to bring luck and protect children and farm animals.

    • @100-w6e
      @100-w6e Год назад

      People shouldn’t neglect the bite caused by non-venomous snake, because it can carry some viruses like tetanus or hantavirus due to their eating preferences that include rodents.

  • @cupsnake7996
    @cupsnake7996 6 лет назад +1943

    Confession: I just came here to look at the pretty vipers.

    • @TheJurnalyst
      @TheJurnalyst 6 лет назад +11

      Are you calling Danielle Default a viper?!!

    • @TheJurnalyst
      @TheJurnalyst 6 лет назад +14

      @@drip3430 so you'd smash a viper with your trouser snake..?

    • @drip3430
      @drip3430 6 лет назад

      @@TheJurnalyst only "that" specific one, if she was...which she's not. what are reptilians?

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 6 лет назад +23

      Same... they're all so damn beautiful, their head shapes, their kieled scales, they're all just such beautiful species.

    • @PhunkieZero
      @PhunkieZero 6 лет назад +4

      Vipers are very pretty yea!

  • @huh134
    @huh134 5 лет назад +189

    1:25 it looks like he’s blushing😳 awe

  • @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306
    @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306 5 лет назад +363

    these are Danger noodles, Do not Boop

  • @justanonion3781
    @justanonion3781 4 года назад +22

    that viper yawning then shaking its head was gold

  • @HaikyuuNoodleSoup
    @HaikyuuNoodleSoup 6 лет назад +764

    The lesson of today is,
    Stay away from noodles.
    Edit:
    Well you guys do what you want to do, I see a snake, I’m running.
    Well I l live in Michigan and snakes are really rare here, they even call them, endangered in Michigan, like the milk snake. SO I never seen a snake in person...
    But if you like snakes, go have fun with snakes.
    Well, don’t stop eating that Ramen tho.
    We don’t want an invasive species of ramen...

  • @LostSwiftpaw
    @LostSwiftpaw 6 лет назад +852

    *Danger noodle does a knowledge*

  • @EliXMommyOcco
    @EliXMommyOcco 6 лет назад +250

    Ill have you know they are called Nope-Ropes

    • @CharlesVanexX
      @CharlesVanexX 5 лет назад +1

      @LA WEA FOME FUMA poisonous * :)

  • @eya221
    @eya221 4 года назад +153

    I love how when she talks about snakes, she addresses all the facts, but manages not to stigmatize snakes, as they are animals to be respected and not feared.

    • @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
      @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws Год назад

      Yes I agree but a little fear and a lot of respect would probably serve you better in the bush where you could just trip over one!

    • @fukimomikoto9211
      @fukimomikoto9211 Год назад

      whatever she says they're all cold-blooded death dealers in my eyes and if ever i get to encounter one up close i think i'd die before it could bite me.

  • @lordgarfield6982
    @lordgarfield6982 6 лет назад +348

    no step on snek

    • @nanmasterplaysgames6729
      @nanmasterplaysgames6729 6 лет назад +1

      You took my joke even though i jus heard of it

    • @Tamara-ux9hc
      @Tamara-ux9hc 5 лет назад +1

      metalhead Frisk781 If you step on snakes, they will probably attack you.

    • @ilikemetal2910
      @ilikemetal2910 5 лет назад +1

      Don't Tread On Me!

    • @artsipaa6548
      @artsipaa6548 5 лет назад +1

      Should steppo on snekko

    • @TheDanD
      @TheDanD 5 лет назад

      Pweaze no steppy UwU

  • @kingcucco2750
    @kingcucco2750 6 лет назад +178

    1:09 Waiter, I think my noodle just yawned.

  • @vibriocholerae8251
    @vibriocholerae8251 6 лет назад +233

    1:09 Is that snake yawning?

    • @animalogic
      @animalogic  6 лет назад +109

      Looks like. Very cute.

    • @BrokenAnguissette
      @BrokenAnguissette 6 лет назад +59

      Totally looks like a yawn. Snake yawns are the best because they flex all their wiggly mouth bits

    • @GandalfTheTsaagan
      @GandalfTheTsaagan 6 лет назад +33

      Apparently they do this thing to a just their muscles and bones, specially after eating
      Maybe the do yawn as well, it's fairly common among animals

    • @ellepwnzstevedaily
      @ellepwnzstevedaily 6 лет назад +2

      Came here to ask that. Glad it’s not just me.

    • @jerak02
      @jerak02 6 лет назад +26

      The snake is reajusting her fangs. They do this mostly after eating, when the fangs and/or jaws are in an uncomfortable position. Non-Venomous Species and Elapids do it aswell,.

  • @Christian-op7he
    @Christian-op7he 4 года назад +122

    Viper: Bites hook*
    Hook: uno reverse card*
    Viper: Swallows venom*
    Viper: :l

    • @alphanoodell7952
      @alphanoodell7952 3 года назад +17

      Fun fact: venom doesn't do anything after being swallowed. Only works when in contact with an open wound, poison is the opposite

    • @m.a.r.s5789
      @m.a.r.s5789 3 года назад +14

      @@alphanoodell7952 poison is defensive and venom is offensive.
      Got it

    • @Laeiryn
      @Laeiryn 3 года назад +11

      @@m.a.r.s5789 if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

    • @lrballistics
      @lrballistics 3 года назад +21

      @@Laeiryn If you bite it and no one dies, it's kinky

    • @Mr_BrokenKeyboard
      @Mr_BrokenKeyboard 3 года назад +1

      @@Laeiryn what if it bites me and then I bite it and I still die

  • @josephdavis2695
    @josephdavis2695 6 лет назад +316

    1:10 what an adorable little sleepy head.

    • @TheJurnalyst
      @TheJurnalyst 6 лет назад +40

      Till it wakes up and bite yo' ass...

    • @harharhahrahrharo
      @harharhahrahrharo 6 лет назад +1

      i have a pet of that

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 6 лет назад +12

      *r a w r*

    • @saviourukpong1837
      @saviourukpong1837 6 лет назад +2

      That's a warning to the camera man

    • @doppler4620
      @doppler4620 6 лет назад

      The inside of it's mouth looks like expired chiken tenders, you call that adorable?

  • @v0m1tp1llz
    @v0m1tp1llz 5 лет назад +458

    I'll watch this video every time I think about leaving the city life.

    • @hazardgaminghg122
      @hazardgaminghg122 5 лет назад

      Haha nice

    • @moeon2709
      @moeon2709 4 года назад

      Same hahaha 😂

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 года назад +2

      How's that whole city life going now with covid? 🤔

    • @v0m1tp1llz
      @v0m1tp1llz 4 года назад +2

      @@rickc2102 my uncles dead

    • @collector6457
      @collector6457 4 года назад +3

      @@v0m1tp1llz Stay strong m8

  • @britneybain8383
    @britneybain8383 6 лет назад +1304

    They're beautiful! I'd keep one as a pet, if they weren't so deadly😳💀

  • @shaunward3541
    @shaunward3541 4 года назад +9

    seen many episodes, just now noticed she also does the drawing not just the narrating. love these

  • @priestleyharker4046
    @priestleyharker4046 4 года назад +1041

    "If you're bitten by one, you may only have hours to react"
    Me
    Laughs in Australian*

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 4 года назад +47

      *Laughs in brown snake*

    • @jaleria489
      @jaleria489 4 года назад +79

      *laughs in non-burning country*

    • @Ebon_Sean
      @Ebon_Sean 4 года назад +41

      *laughs in Inland Taipan*

    • @DoubleGauss
      @DoubleGauss 4 года назад +23

      *Laughs in the Arizona desert*

    • @cain6924
      @cain6924 4 года назад +16

      @@jaleria489 bruh

  • @MYTUBE427
    @MYTUBE427 4 года назад +34

    Your drawing of the snake here is one of my favorite drawings you’ve done so far for the series; absolutely beautiful. Well done :)

  • @美波_5
    @美波_5 4 года назад +539

    officer: ma’am- ma’am please step away from the viper
    me: _but i wanna boop the snoot_

    • @andy13
      @andy13 4 года назад +51

      *Boops snoot*
      Viper: Don’t make me do it >:C

    • @bear_rrr
      @bear_rrr 3 года назад +3

      Me lol

    • @ayelmao1224
      @ayelmao1224 3 года назад +24

      Do not boop, or you will get the hurt juice

    • @zacharydinubilo7455
      @zacharydinubilo7455 3 года назад +4

      Some pythons to like the ball python very boopable

  • @mstalcup
    @mstalcup 3 года назад +49

    1:25 "The Gaboon viper is also the longest viper."
    "Am I a joke to you?" - South American Bushmaster (3.35 meters)

    • @alghesbri
      @alghesbri 3 года назад +1

      Lachesis muta

    • @MiB94
      @MiB94 3 года назад +6

      She also said that Rattlesnakes are found only in north america as if the South American Cascabel (Crotalus Durissus) didn't exist at all... lol

    • @pehort
      @pehort 3 года назад +3

      Even eastern diamondback rattlesnakes are longer than gaboon vipers. Pretty sloppy content on this.

  • @chef9524
    @chef9524 5 лет назад +446

    Is shedding for rattle snakes like leveling up... but in a snake form?
    “ALRIGHT I MADE IT OUT OF THE EGG, JUST TWO MORE LEVELS FOR THE RATTLE!”

    • @drakeclaw8872
      @drakeclaw8872 5 лет назад +5

      That's actaully original and made me chuckle nice👊

    • @reynoldsanabria5042
      @reynoldsanabria5042 5 лет назад +6

      You mentioned rattlesnakes only occur in north america... central america is crowded with several species, so is also south america.

    • @chef9524
      @chef9524 5 лет назад

      Reynold Sanabria where the hell in my comment does it mention anything about the origin of a species?

    • @reynoldsanabria5042
      @reynoldsanabria5042 5 лет назад

      @@chef9524 sorry, meant for another post saying the rattlers only occur in usa and canada.

    • @73searching73
      @73searching73 5 лет назад

      @@reynoldsanabria5042 Central America is part of North America. The continental divide is between Columbia and Panama.

  • @tuxedoterrorwrist
    @tuxedoterrorwrist 6 лет назад +406

    Looks like Ill be moving to Antarctica.

    • @akashicvariable
      @akashicvariable 6 лет назад +3

      yup

    • @tuxedoterrorwrist
      @tuxedoterrorwrist 6 лет назад +40

      I'd rather die of freezing than from a slithering venom-injecting fuckgun.

    • @TheLispMonkey
      @TheLispMonkey 6 лет назад +12

      Move to New Zealand, they don't have snakes. Plus you won't freeze.

    • @onlyme9254
      @onlyme9254 6 лет назад +2

      Make sure you pack swimwear, correct footwear, sun block n mosquito repellent! Hope all goes well for ya 😆

    • @frankpichardo5299
      @frankpichardo5299 6 лет назад +1

      Imagine you go there and get stationed at the science center, and as you’re unpacking your luggage, a viper springs out and bites you!!! Haha!

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 5 лет назад +108

    “Danger noodles!”
    *sees “Mimicry: world of imposters”*
    “Im-pastas!”

  • @akshaypljadhav
    @akshaypljadhav 4 года назад +37

    Rattle snakes are the best. They sit in one place and when they get bored, they play their own music.😅

    • @aviXex
      @aviXex 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 6 лет назад +81

    I don't know why, but every time I see a snake, I wish for two Things:
    1) immunity
    2) nice carnassial teeth

    • @mikemarks6136
      @mikemarks6136 6 лет назад +2

      In the elder scrolls there is a race of reptile like people known as argonians and they're immune to diseases and have teeth

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 6 лет назад

      Genetic modification could hypothetically make these snakes nice pets

  • @Nathan-vg5zg
    @Nathan-vg5zg 6 лет назад +781

    *How would you like your noodles cooked?*
    Me:I’ll like them dangerous please :3

    • @ristepancurov9101
      @ristepancurov9101 6 лет назад +17

      You want them dangerous? Get a brick of noodles and eat and swallow them without chewing. Also not cooked

    • @Tamara-ux9hc
      @Tamara-ux9hc 5 лет назад +2

      Haha.

    • @Nathan-vg5zg
      @Nathan-vg5zg 5 лет назад +3

      Riste Pancurov YASS, my fav :P

    • @mr.fan34
      @mr.fan34 5 лет назад +4

      Random Guy yep I’d like them extra dangerous..
      :3

    • @Mel-0n
      @Mel-0n 5 лет назад +1

      Who the hell would eat uncooked noodles

  • @kingwoozy3141
    @kingwoozy3141 6 лет назад +446

    1:10 hehehe looks like he’s yawning

    • @umlautabuser2769
      @umlautabuser2769 6 лет назад +194

      he IS yawning.

    • @naturalnat4715
      @naturalnat4715 6 лет назад +48

      He was

    • @thebropoppy1293
      @thebropoppy1293 6 лет назад +50

      No it dont, look like hes gettin ready to breath fire up on the cameraman

    • @patricksuarez9702
      @patricksuarez9702 6 лет назад +24

      King Woozy because you see a deadly snake open its mouth, about to try to kill, and the first thing you think is "aww so cute, it's yawning"

    • @kingwoozy3141
      @kingwoozy3141 6 лет назад +15

      Galaes .....(._.)...yeah

  • @jakepullman4914
    @jakepullman4914 3 года назад +33

    "You may have only hours to react." Me, an hour and a half after being bitten: "Ow! I think that snake bit me! Better get to the hospital."

  • @graelent9
    @graelent9 6 лет назад +50

    Incorrect; the Gaboon viper is not the longest viper. That would be the Bushmaster (Lachesis) which is recorded up to close to 4 meters in length

    • @DanielDaniel-uh7lg
      @DanielDaniel-uh7lg 6 лет назад +8

      It also is the only viper that lays eggs.

    • @cmossburg0284
      @cmossburg0284 6 лет назад +2

      Bush vipers are cool looking but the Bush master looks mean as hell and look cool as hell

    • @insertcoolnamehere3197
      @insertcoolnamehere3197 5 лет назад +1

      How much is that in inches??

    • @boonxai
      @boonxai 5 лет назад

      @@insertcoolnamehere3197 Nearly 160 inches.

    • @brunolance2551
      @brunolance2551 5 лет назад

      Yh this channel is shit

  • @moccaccino9084
    @moccaccino9084 4 года назад +75

    "So they track their dying prey by the scent of the venom"
    Green snake 1: I'm gonna eat my so longed prey I spent 30 minutes following.
    Green snake 2: Hello there mate, I smelled some toxic poisonous waste, how you doin?

    • @RajSingh-qh1fg
      @RajSingh-qh1fg 4 года назад +1

      Man you nailed it 😂😂😂😂

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 года назад +5

      Green Snake 1: BACK OFF! I SPENT HALF AN HOUR FOR THIS

    • @js66613
      @js66613 3 года назад +1

      Green snake 3: Long live communism.
      Green snake 1: Not you too!

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 6 лет назад +85

    Evolution is making rattlesnakes harder to detect. There is a tail defect in some that makes the rattle not work right, and so the rattlesnakes that make noise get killed off by people, while the silent ones pass unnoticed and live on to breed,

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 6 лет назад +10

      but then they get killed by bison stepping on them and predators that think they are gopher snakes

    • @SyMpHOny893
      @SyMpHOny893 6 лет назад

      Babbleplay ah why

    • @Babbleplay
      @Babbleplay 6 лет назад +7

      Natural selection, The snakes with audible rattles get killed by humans; the silent ones live,

    • @SyMpHOny893
      @SyMpHOny893 6 лет назад

      Babbleplay lol that’s not what I meant. I know what natural selection works and what you meant. I just hate it lmao

    • @notsure1115
      @notsure1115 6 лет назад +3

      It's noticeable in Texas where they have the Rattlesnake round up (very cruel)

  • @suzannescannell3473
    @suzannescannell3473 4 года назад +43

    1:14 I thought their deadly, he's just tired

    • @johncasey7063
      @johncasey7063 3 года назад +6

      He's very deadly; he's a very cranky boi who just got woken up from his nap.

  • @AmitKumar-dz5yd
    @AmitKumar-dz5yd 6 лет назад +649

    Biting is not a snake's hobby. It is a defense mechanism. Snakes never attack on humans. If we disturb them, the way people are doing in this video, then only they attack to defend themselves.

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 6 лет назад +66

      Sort of right.....there is one kind of colubrid (can't remember which one) that has a reputation for actually chasing people. Luckily they are rear fanged and their venom is incredibly mild (like bee sting mild)

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 6 лет назад +9

      rushthezeppelin Isn't that the one that bites its tale and rolls after you in a wheel? Scary stuff.

    • @pivinne5536
      @pivinne5536 6 лет назад +23

      Yes! There are no aggressive snakes- only defensive ones

    • @KMakoENVtuber
      @KMakoENVtuber 6 лет назад +13

      But delivering RKO’s outta nowhere **is** a hobby

    • @santhoshpjohn
      @santhoshpjohn 6 лет назад +2

      Don't tell it won't bite, seen it bite small childs

  • @johndoe-uz2kc
    @johndoe-uz2kc 6 лет назад +93

    1:08 a satisfying yawn

  • @that1valentian769
    @that1valentian769 6 лет назад +622

    Pls do Coelacanths. Glory to the wedge finned fish!

    • @MartinX1701
      @MartinX1701 6 лет назад

      Why coelacanths

    • @that1valentian769
      @that1valentian769 6 лет назад +29

      martin saulsberry
      Why not? They are fascinating with one of the most interesting and exciting species rediscovery stories in the animal kindgdom. They are thought to be related to the first fish to grow specialized fins for semi terrestrial utility. They have reminded largely unchanged for millions of years. Since at least before the the terrestrial dinosaurs became extinct.

    • @DerpyDuckAnimation
      @DerpyDuckAnimation 6 лет назад +1

      Well not all coelacanths remained unchanged. Coelcacanths came in great variety before most of them went extinct. Yet it is still amazing that a few species still remain after millions of years

    • @hamsacc
      @hamsacc 6 лет назад

      That1Valentian YES

    • @MartinX1701
      @MartinX1701 6 лет назад

      Glory to stingrsys

  • @movedtocupowarriors4205
    @movedtocupowarriors4205 4 года назад +139

    5:43
    "Lemme just.."
    "Boop the camera!"

  • @rushthezeppelin
    @rushthezeppelin 6 лет назад +44

    Also vipers aren't the only venomous snakes in Canada. Colubrids like garter snakes are actually venomous. The deliver the venom with their rear fangs. The thing is it's an incredibly mild venom that in humans only causes mild irritation similar to a bee sting (unless you are allergic to the venom). It's mainly used to incapacitate invertebrates like snails, slugs and leeches or small vertebrates like mice and fish.

    • @jayluis189
      @jayluis189 5 лет назад

      The thing is the thing is the the thing is the thing is the thing is

  • @fatetaker4507
    @fatetaker4507 6 лет назад +256

    5:40
    Snake: *The fucc you want outside me house hoOmans? I AM WARNING YOU BACK OFF HOOMAN*

  • @mohamedmahadi3607
    @mohamedmahadi3607 6 лет назад +900

    They look so damn beautiful, I just want to draw them although I can’t draw.

  • @nixdapogs
    @nixdapogs 4 года назад +14

    I like the snake-drawing animation in the background. If you ever wanna learn how to draw a viper, watch the whole episode

  • @citrenedoodle4760
    @citrenedoodle4760 5 лет назад +323

    Most people: *Freaking out*
    Me: ITS A SNEK. ITS A SNEK. I REPEAT. ITS A BOOP NOODLE.

  • @sammeetsharma426
    @sammeetsharma426 5 лет назад +43

    Gaboon viper is not the longest viper, could be the heaviest.
    Bushmaster is longer than most of the vipers.

    • @bigdaddydiesel5520
      @bigdaddydiesel5520 4 года назад +5

      Yeah I noticed that, too. She should have said heaviest. Not even close to the longest. Even the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake is longer.

  • @polarisfrost8137
    @polarisfrost8137 5 лет назад +255

    When I saw that Jelly like blood
    My stomach barfed

    • @heylove8872
      @heylove8872 5 лет назад +46

      It kinda looks like period blood im sorry but it's true

    • @m0rk19
      @m0rk19 4 года назад +1

      I think it's the same with komodo dragon venom

    • @javiergamboarodas451
      @javiergamboarodas451 4 года назад

      Jelly brains

    • @latrelllowe2148
      @latrelllowe2148 4 года назад

      @@m0rk19 i didnt even know komodo dragons had venom

    • @Lumiere_
      @Lumiere_ 4 года назад +1

      What does my stomach barfed even mean? Don’t you mean I almost barfed?

  • @reptielenshowassen
    @reptielenshowassen 4 года назад +9

    Maybe a video on Bothrops? They're not very well known snakes but very interesting and super dangerous. Even most venomous snake owners would rather not own them. I had the pleasure of seeing a Bothrops Moojeni in real life and it was one of the scariest experiences of my life (there was no glass). I didn't know anything about this genus until that. They're also very valuable in the medical field right now. I know there's an island where a lot of Bothrops live that has been completely abandoned because of how dangerous they are. Pretty cool.

  • @Poplar632
    @Poplar632 6 лет назад +61

    The nope rope

  • @Mr_Blacksmith
    @Mr_Blacksmith 5 лет назад +53

    Earth Update: Patch B.C 2.4 Dragons received a huge nerf, turned them into vipers.

  • @corn4297
    @corn4297 5 лет назад +65

    5:00 says that green is the most common color...
    Show no photo of green snake

    • @connivingkhajiit
      @connivingkhajiit 5 лет назад

      5:08 this is a green viper

    • @robertstewart4953
      @robertstewart4953 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah its just weird lighting, the far right one is green.

    • @ggurrlyggurrl
      @ggurrlyggurrl 4 года назад

      I think she said cream? Or I may be wrong

    • @robertstewart4953
      @robertstewart4953 4 года назад

      @@ggurrlyggurrl nah its green, watch the timestamp he gave^, the snake is just in weird shaded lighting so the color is hard to discern

  • @Scarshadow666
    @Scarshadow666 4 года назад +12

    In mythological terms, vipers almost sound like lower-tier versions of wyverns (since they don't have legs and wings) and tinier versions of Basilisks (the Harry Potter kind, not the kind that are like a chicken/lizard hybrid that can also paralyze with its gaze).

  • @heylilmamaletmewhisperinur1673
    @heylilmamaletmewhisperinur1673 5 лет назад +18

    Gaboon viper, Cottonmouth, Bush viper, they have the most coolest names. I love it.

  • @BChan1991
    @BChan1991 4 года назад +260

    "They're characterized by their....deadly venom....."
    Me: okay but you cant "see" their venom so how would i know?
    *gets bitten*
    *dies*
    Also me: YEP...ITS A VIPER

    • @howardman3926
      @howardman3926 4 года назад +10

      You can tell by the shape of their head, and knowing what snakes are around where you live. If you live in North America, you're most likely gonna come across rattlesnakes, which have their pretty identifiable rattles.

    • @sheep8128
      @sheep8128 4 года назад +2

      @@howardman3926 you do know it's a joke right

    • @howardman3926
      @howardman3926 4 года назад +2

      @@sheep8128 I was just trying to be informative. I didn't intend for it to come off as rude

    • @sheep8128
      @sheep8128 4 года назад +1

      @@howardman3926 I have acknowledged that you don't think it was rude I was just wondering if you understood the joke

    • @gokikuburi8653
      @gokikuburi8653 4 года назад +2

      @@howardman3926 Thank you, Howard. Much appreciated.

  • @Erika-gn1tv
    @Erika-gn1tv 6 лет назад +294

    Anyone else think they're kinda cute?

    • @menikmati-ku3ms
      @menikmati-ku3ms 6 лет назад +36

      beautiful

    • @freyadraginda-burnett9781
      @freyadraginda-burnett9781 6 лет назад +24

      heckin smol fren

    • @mcxhalo
      @mcxhalo 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah every time I stumble by a venomous snake I feel like I’m about to die.

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 6 лет назад +2

      Erika Söderlund Judging by your name, you don't live somewhere with a lot of snakes. I hate finding Diamondbacks in my backyard. At least they let you know they're there.

    • @dekisatria1233
      @dekisatria1233 6 лет назад +2

      They are, i really like how they look, though i dont wanna bitten by one

  • @Stromboli2401
    @Stromboli2401 3 года назад +1

    1:08
    I like this fella who was just yawning and made for the perfect shot.

  • @dees4408
    @dees4408 6 лет назад +736

    I own a dangerous noodle too, it goes with me everywhere I go

  • @user-mn3tr7zr3p
    @user-mn3tr7zr3p 6 лет назад +78

    "Vipers are nature's most beautiful
    NOODLES?!" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 5 лет назад

      It's a nope rope

  • @endraruhendri6550
    @endraruhendri6550 5 лет назад +20

    6:56 as you can see
    This is the real nightmare i always felt when fell into a hole

  • @karllim656
    @karllim656 4 года назад +4

    From what I've read, Gaboon vipers are indeed likely to be the heaviest viper species along with the Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake (Crotalus adamanteus), but the Eastern Diamondback can exceed 2 metres in length and the Bushmasters (genus Lachesis) of South America are the longest vipers, reaching 3 metres or more.

  • @axxelvazquez5054
    @axxelvazquez5054 5 лет назад +32

    1:12 when you step on a LEGO

  • @nkdmf641
    @nkdmf641 5 лет назад +49

    "Vipers are family to snake everywhere"
    *ah yes the ceiling here is made out of ceiling*

  • @a.l.michael6240
    @a.l.michael6240 5 лет назад +29

    I find them to be extremely beautiful. They look like angry little dragon noodles 🥰

  • @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
    @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws Год назад

    Beautiful vipers and stunning artwork Danielle.

  • @susboi9663
    @susboi9663 5 лет назад +45

    Welp, Time to move to Antarctica to avoid dangerous vipers...

    • @legendaysupersaiyan
      @legendaysupersaiyan 5 лет назад

      Well , I am moving to Antarctica too.

    • @khaias7822
      @khaias7822 5 лет назад +2

      You could just move to New Zealand...

    • @khaias7822
      @khaias7822 4 года назад

      Pan Darius Kairos Do you mean Ireland?

  • @AZHOLEN1
    @AZHOLEN1 5 лет назад +56

    Viper- I am Nature’s most dangerous noodle!
    Honey Badger-mmm, noodles!

    • @ykMMD
      @ykMMD 3 года назад +1

      Ew now its eating a snake !

    • @AT-cy7im
      @AT-cy7im 2 года назад

      Badger be like:” mmm noodles and a muscle relaxer yam “

  • @yona-yama
    @yona-yama 6 лет назад +143

    Pretty educational video, which is rare for snakes. HOWEVER, you failed to say there are many nonvenomous species that have keeled scales, such as several species of Hognoses and Ratsnakes. Secondly, I don't know why Copperheads are under the 10 "most venomous" snakes in NA. Copperheads have some of the weakest venoms in NA... Lastly, the couple times you included some comment about snakes being scary really wasn't necessary. This kind of fear mongering (though this video was better than most) is why society is so misinformed about snakes and why so many innocent snakes are killed every day.

    • @realcraig5569
      @realcraig5569 6 лет назад +4

      She did say it, they all have venom but don’t all use it everytime.

    • @Naalders
      @Naalders 6 лет назад +2

      What snake is endangered?

    • @epicfromepicgames8222
      @epicfromepicgames8222 6 лет назад +5

      I agree so much, I'm a snake lover, Do you know the channel "Snake Discovery"?

    • @jelle2306
      @jelle2306 6 лет назад

      Rat snakes dont have keeled scales lol i have one lol

    • @muddw3871
      @muddw3871 5 лет назад +1

      I think they meant rattlesnakes

  • @eel5618
    @eel5618 3 года назад +2

    There is a viper that has a horn on its nose and we call it poskok and skok means jump but it doesn't actually jump it just falls of trees witch looked like jumping earning its name.

  • @raginraven31
    @raginraven31 6 лет назад +33

    Sorry but Gaboons aren't the longest vipers in the world by far. There are so species of Bothrops and Crotalus and more that can get longer.

    • @DeviousMar
      @DeviousMar 6 лет назад

      Yes indeed and I have the longest one ;)

    • @graelent9
      @graelent9 6 лет назад +2

      I know..fake news right? It annoys me when supposedly scientific and well distributed videos get basic facts just wrong.

    • @MotherOfWednesday
      @MotherOfWednesday 6 лет назад +2

      I was going to comment on this as well. I am glad others noticed.

    • @jz7551
      @jz7551 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah! The longest viper is the Bushmaster (lachesis muta, or something like that). Fer-de-lance (Bothrops asper) is also longer than the Gabon Viper...

    • @MrRobjs83
      @MrRobjs83 6 лет назад

      Bushmaster is the longest viper in the world

  • @SnivyDoll
    @SnivyDoll 6 лет назад +99

    Vipers are limbless dragons.

    • @titodube
      @titodube 6 лет назад +3

      Heather Chandler Vipers are basically Chinese dragons

  • @ooohoohooimsosillay1919
    @ooohoohooimsosillay1919 6 лет назад +71

    1:09 *viper yawn*

  • @mouseditor
    @mouseditor 3 года назад +6

    0:14 I can already see the snake being slapped by the transition

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 6 лет назад +111

    Hey, I love your content. Could you do instead of an animal, a topic for once?
    I'd like to see how teeth adapted to specific needs.
    Which animals can regrow teeth? (honorable mention to the buzzsawfish)
    Why do cats have far less teeth than dogs?
    Do bears have differen teeth based on their diet?

    • @GranRey-0
      @GranRey-0 6 лет назад +3

      edi Just my theory, cats tend to lick their food off the bone with their rough tongue, and their teeth are used mainly to grab prey while hunting. Dogs use their teeth to tear chunks off their food and to grab prey. So I feel they need more slicing teeth to cut flesh so they can eat...but is still like Danielle to tell us the real reason.

    • @SheevPalpatine66420
      @SheevPalpatine66420 6 лет назад +4

      edi awesome. I want a video on the most violent mating rituals

    • @SuperZombieFanatic
      @SuperZombieFanatic 6 лет назад +1

      edi I like this idea, a small series of different body parts and how they differ from species to species and why.

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 6 лет назад +1

      Zachary Prosser Wait, you basically just asked a woman to tell us about the most brutal sex in the animal kinkdom. That sounds so wrong. ;-)
      PS: ducks and some snails would probably be on this list.

    • @SheevPalpatine66420
      @SheevPalpatine66420 6 лет назад +1

      edi well biology isn't all roses and kittens it's also violent duck, dolphin, and snail mating

  • @Geo-sesarma
    @Geo-sesarma 6 лет назад +62

    The various types of cichlids, both old and new world

    • @SuperZombieFanatic
      @SuperZombieFanatic 6 лет назад +2

      oof that video would be very long lmao

    • @jly4life
      @jly4life 6 лет назад

      oof Too many my dude. Like 200 Flowerhorn species alone.

  • @ristepancurov9101
    @ristepancurov9101 6 лет назад +116

    *Vipers were disabled due to technical issues* they will be back on Earth version 2.4

  • @lyteyearz5810
    @lyteyearz5810 3 года назад +1

    Vipers... a constant reminder that Nature is the greatest artist of all time.

  • @MyAnxiety101
    @MyAnxiety101 4 года назад +6

    My first time camping in the Arizona desert I heard the rattling sound as I was collecting firewood. I've always heard people say how terrifying it is. But to experience it I'm glad I made the right choices to remove myself from the situation.

  • @maxspangler5561
    @maxspangler5561 5 лет назад +17

    1:13 omg did he just yawn that was so cute

  • @dancingleafuwu7988
    @dancingleafuwu7988 5 лет назад +5

    The way of the Snake yawning its so cute!

  • @ddeonu-chan
    @ddeonu-chan 3 года назад +1

    They really have a beautiful scale❤️