+Gabriel Ramirez little sad chinese kids who had no reason to smile in their entire life, who rarely live long enough to hit puberty because of inhuman work condition and toxic evaporation from cheap paint and melting plastic. They work across the street from another factory, where their chinese grannies packs cocaine naked. For you, first rate country consumer, to play and sniff.
Gabriel Ramirez no doubt I have one of them that I bought in a Toy store called RVlodge If i spelled that right but the one that I bought a year ago was different. it didn't lit up and it has sounds when I sorta tilt it. its broken now which is fine for me because the sounds were kinda annoying.
Did you ever figure out what WAS underneath that grill cover? I'd guess it's where the batteries are since it didn't play any sound. Also YAY!! Bat Hero has returned!
6:42 - _Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Walt Disney World proudly presents our spectacular festival pageant of nighttime magic and imagination. In thousands of sparkling lights, and electro-synthe-magnetic musical sounds: the Main Street Electrical Parade!!_
It's actually a bluetooth speaker. I have one of these and I can play music from my phone on it. Sound quality is good too. To pair it, you need to induct it and then open bluetooth properties in your phone. As for batteries, to change them you have to unscrew the head, similarily to how you open a bottle.
You clearly have something different than I do. The head does not twist off, it just turns around. I tried seeing if my phone detected a bluetooth device beside him just to check and it didn't find anything.
This was funnier than I thought it needed to be, though I thought you'd give it a lower score, then again the joke about BB-8 wouldn't make sense if that were the case XD
Can you imagine if what it would be like if the roles of Bat Hero and Steffi were reversed? People would be at Phelous's door with torches and pitchforks. But BH gets abused by a lot of male characters too, so it evens out... I suppose.
(Got back here just to comment this, I had to copy and edit the lyrics since I didn't know the English ones lol) Way up high in the Roly Poly sky Is a little round planet of a really nice guy He's Roly Poly BB-8 He's small and smart and round And in the land of curves and curls He's the swellest kid around Howdy! Howdy! Hooray! Hooray! And in the land of curves and curls He's the swellest kid around He's Roly Poly BB-8 He's small and smart...
Brother Malachai Nope. Like Phelous said, it's almost like trying to break the plastic to take the head off. I don't wanna risk it because I kinda like this thing.
Roly Poly implies depth, which makes it deeper than any character in Episode 7 BB -8 NO! The movie is terrible, but you don't have to hang yourself! It's not your fault, man! I was thinking of it riding Pooh's Gangnammobile, but then you just did the gag. PRICELESS! A pretty but very basic and uninspired toy. Like the movie.
God damn it Chinese, why did you rip off that piece of Jedi text from Revenge of the Sith which got it wrong. Obi-Wan stated in the New Hope that it was thousand generations not years.
Another great video, Phelan, you sexy stocky hunk. (I dare you to do a naked vlog.) This oddly looks like something aboard the TARDIS! (Yes, my dad is the Doctor.) Will you please review all bootleg tat Ashens reviewed? (You should seriously do it!) Are you part Aboriginal or just a European in Canada? (I bet you know ProtonJon.)
This man i an adult. My Allison a lucky woman, who else can boost a man with o many light up noise making toys? Must be tons of fun for though 'special nights' ay?
These bits with "Bat Hero" are terrible. They always come off as kind of a bigoted mockery against men who don't exude traditional masculine qualities. Also, relationship abuse isn't funny; even if the gender roles have been reversed between the victim and the abuser.
I have now seen that there are ones with sound.
It'll play the Imperial march... if it wants to work.
+Phelan Porteous “Phelous” oh!, hey Phelan, review something from Ultraman, I tell you that show is AWESOME!
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Be honest, you gave it an 8 just so you could make that joke. Right? Right? :)
Chris McWilliams only he knows
***** Probably won't tell either. :)
Honestly an 8 seemed fair as it's a decent little toy anyway but it was highly necessary to make that dumb joke, heh.
I can't wait to see this new animated series
It probably WAS made by children. Now I made myself sad.
+Gabriel Ramirez little sad chinese kids who had no reason to smile in their entire life, who rarely live long enough to hit puberty because of inhuman work condition and toxic evaporation from cheap paint and melting plastic. They work across the street from another factory, where their chinese grannies packs cocaine naked.
For you, first rate country consumer, to play and sniff.
Gabriel Ramirez no doubt I have one of them that I bought in a Toy store called RVlodge If i spelled that right but the one that I bought a year ago was different. it didn't lit up and it has sounds when I sorta tilt it. its broken now which is fine for me because the sounds were kinda annoying.
@@OdaVenom A true Conservative wonderland!
@@OdaVenom 10-10-2000, truly a date to remember
That's one of the best Krang impressions I've heard Andre would be proud.
My 5 year old and 2 year old girls watch this video everyday and want a Roly Poly BB-8. They even repeat everything you said, minus a few words.
That’s actually really cute. I hope they got they got their Roly Poly BB-8. Now they’re 6 and 9, golly!
I pity BatHero's existence sometimes.
That after credits skit was really funny. Good video from start to end.
It's always a good day with Steffi Love and Bat Hero.
It's new!? I GOTTA HAVE ONE!!!!!
You should have gotten Spider-Man Motorcycle in on that party.
And Pooh Train
BB-Ain't
*rimshot*
Well, you can get more enjoyment from this toy than from watching Rise of Skywalker.
Still better than Last Jedi.
@@michaelmalfaro3746 when did the fandom ever agree on something
You know, "gift of the children" might not be all that wrong. It came from China, what are the odds that children made it?
I'm starting to feel bad about Bat Hero's tortured existence, even the Baltards have each other to lean on.
Did you ever figure out what WAS underneath that grill cover? I'd guess it's where the batteries are since it didn't play any sound.
Also YAY!! Bat Hero has returned!
NEW ARRIVAL
Best Gift Of The Children
Those storm trooper and darth Vader figures look like funko pop knock offs
6:42 - _Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Walt Disney World proudly presents our spectacular festival pageant of nighttime magic and imagination. In thousands of sparkling lights, and electro-synthe-magnetic musical sounds: the Main Street Electrical Parade!!_
Nice
It's actually a bluetooth speaker. I have one of these and I can play music from my phone on it. Sound quality is good too. To pair it, you need to induct it and then open bluetooth properties in your phone.
As for batteries, to change them you have to unscrew the head, similarily to how you open a bottle.
You clearly have something different than I do. The head does not twist off, it just turns around. I tried seeing if my phone detected a bluetooth device beside him just to check and it didn't find anything.
This was funnier than I thought it needed to be, though I thought you'd give it a lower score, then again the joke about BB-8 wouldn't make sense if that were the case XD
My one plays the Imperial March when it lights up. I guess you got a faulty one, way to quality check.
It would be amazing if it had the "BB theme song", you know, the one from the basket ball movie.
It's okay BatHero, I still believe in you!
Phelan! Will you do a collection of the most hilarious packaging of past toys? I never get sick of listening to you rip those apart.
+Skully Gem My favorite one is Ash's bed..I mean the Rock N Dancer
That is what I call light up like a Christmas tree.
I reviewed this a while a go, there's also a version without the electronics.
You are very funny. I had so much fun. Thanks!
That Krang impression killed me
Can you imagine if what it would be like if the roles of Bat Hero and Steffi were reversed? People would be at Phelous's door with torches and pitchforks. But BH gets abused by a lot of male characters too, so it evens out... I suppose.
I didn’t know BB-8 was roly poly Ollie!😜
9.2.22
Thumbs up, with a torch.
By day, he's Mr. Mom. By night, he becomes Bat-mom.
Hooray! a new video! You're super awesome man
Thanks!
The pooh vehicle gang has surrounded BB! Someone help it!
no one dose the Krang voice like Phelous!
6:44 This is the pinnacle of human achievement.
Nightmare Feddy: it's time for the bootlegs to end
(Got back here just to comment this, I had to copy and edit the lyrics since I didn't know the English ones lol)
Way up high in the Roly Poly sky
Is a little round planet of a really nice guy
He's Roly Poly BB-8
He's small and smart and round
And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
Howdy! Howdy! Hooray! Hooray!
And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around
He's Roly Poly BB-8
He's small and smart...
Bat Hero Returns
'The Black Warrior Rises'
'All Star Bat Hero And Wren, The Amazing Child'
'Bat Hero: Shush'
+derjapango Bat Hero vs Special Man: Dawn of Bootlegs
+Tareltonlives featuring Great Girl.
Bat Hero Begins
13:22 Wait, how does a droid even poo-oh, never mind.
6:39 Everyone to work together through the storm! Refuel!
Funny how i've seen this product alot on every shop that sells Star Wars stuff and fandom stuff...xD
The damn thing plays the Imperial March.
If the sound worked it would, though...
+Jomaster The Second How do you know this?
Brother Malachai ...
I have one...
***** Any ideas how to repair it or how to replace the batteries?
Brother Malachai Nope. Like Phelous said, it's almost like trying to break the plastic to take the head off. I don't wanna risk it because I kinda like this thing.
+Jomaster The Second So BB-8 is a sith, I knew it!
As crappy as this BB-8 toy is, I will say, with his light-up feature, he'd go over great at a rave party! xD
What that music mti home video theme
It's been two years... Is it still new?!
Yup, it’s always new!
I think they just re-purposed a light-up juggling ball
Tell your opinion about the new ghostbusters reboot trailer!!
Im curious for your thoughts on it!
He had to have seen the trailers by now
Can you do a review on GOD GINRAI
Yeah, I could probably at some point.
reminds me of a strange knock off funko pop box .. I actually like him lol
3:44- Phelous said my name?
This is some high toy drama shit here
I'm starting to wonder if Steffi Love and Krang are having an affair...
I keep trying not to think of Roly Poly Olie.
I am so disappointed that this toy didn’t play an inappropriate song. These bootleggers are getting lazy, I tell ya!
i must have a roly poly BB 8
Have you seen the alien wars bootleg
Wait! It has SPECIFICATIONS COLOURS?!!
I wasn't aware he was in Star Wars Rebels.
emergency induction port
This man is an adult, yes
I'm a 25 year old man....why do I watch these...
Thank you, Child Labour Force!
@3:32 big, good strong hands
At least it can stand still unlike the actual toy
If only he had his liitle arm to drive the atv
Bat Bot Changer !!!
Why would you call that symbol sound? It clearly means maggots. The ball of BB8 is filled with maggots.
I don't know how I even turned him on. If I a nickle for every time I had to say that... :)
***** I actually thought about that too. :)
I'm starting to feel bad for BatHero.
10:12 you should just make a series where your bootleg toys just do stupid crap.
BB-H8
Oh, Motorcycle the Pooh, you always crack me up.
Roly Poly implies depth, which makes it deeper than any character in Episode 7
BB -8 NO! The movie is terrible, but you don't have to hang yourself! It's not your fault, man!
I was thinking of it riding Pooh's Gangnammobile, but then you just did the gag. PRICELESS!
A pretty but very basic and uninspired toy. Like the movie.
+Tareltonlives I liked the movie.
I didn't
God damn it Chinese, why did you rip off that piece of Jedi text from Revenge of the Sith which got it wrong. Obi-Wan stated in the New Hope that it was thousand generations not years.
1 person is a Bradberry
Least with this, its not ruining an actual character...cause bb8 wasn't an actual character. Just a toy marketing scheme.
+TheSupremeStriker Shut your mouth, BB8 is awesome.
Well, it is a gift of the child slaves who made it, I guess?
Your torment of BatHero is getting a little hard to watch.
Well I can always kill him off.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Judging by the box he came in, that won't be too hard :-o
To be fair BB8 was in that crappy Resistance cartoon.
hello
Another great video, Phelan, you sexy stocky hunk. (I dare you to do a naked vlog.)
This oddly looks like something aboard the TARDIS! (Yes, my dad is the Doctor.)
Will you please review all bootleg tat Ashens reviewed? (You should seriously do it!)
Are you part Aboriginal or just a European in Canada? (I bet you know ProtonJon.)
This man i an adult. My Allison a lucky woman, who else can boost a man with o many light up noise making toys? Must be tons of fun for though 'special nights' ay?
Shito
Shit
So I guess these are ripoffs of the Pop figures?
first
These bits with "Bat Hero" are terrible. They always come off as kind of a bigoted mockery against men who don't exude traditional masculine qualities.
Also, relationship abuse isn't funny; even if the gender roles have been reversed between the victim and the abuser.
Will Bat Hero ever get a break? Of course, not!
that looks like an funko pop ko.